Every SMITE God In A Nutshell!

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @Lanipator
    @Lanipator Рік тому +171

    As the dude that voiced Rahm I'm glad my laugh continues to be infuriating 😁

    • @Inters3ct
      @Inters3ct  Рік тому +48

      LOL fr? Goated laugh.

    • @ericcogan3957
      @ericcogan3957 11 місяців тому +4

      LANI?!?!?! THE PRINCE HIMSELF?!

    • @lopsided4831
      @lopsided4831 11 місяців тому +2

      Fr?

    • @TheElectrikCow
      @TheElectrikCow 10 місяців тому +2

      I played Smite for years, even put a good amount of time into Rama during my time, and I've rewatched DBZA, Hellsing Abridged and even TFS at the Table more times than I can remember, and yet somehow I never put 2 and 2 together. Damn.

    • @lopsided4831
      @lopsided4831 10 місяців тому

      @@TheElectrikCow nice

  • @tarkusvontortellini1877
    @tarkusvontortellini1877 Рік тому +244

    As a Ganesha main, that DMBrandon clip never gets old

    • @BlackKnight375
      @BlackKnight375 Рік тому +18

      Legit paused cause I was dying as a fellow elephant main

    • @NotsoADI
      @NotsoADI Рік тому +6

      I'm new to this game can someone explain me what that clip suppose to mean about Ganesh

    • @tarkusvontortellini1877
      @tarkusvontortellini1877 Рік тому +17

      @@NotsoADI His passive gives all kill credit to teammates and he receives an assist instead, and his assist radius is increased. Really powerful passive for a support as it helps get your teammates ahead. But it means that unless you're really far away from your team getting solo kills you'll end the game with mostly just assists. Obviously as long as the kills happen, it usually doesn't matter who gets them, but if your name is DMBrandon then apparently you do care lol.
      The icing on the cake is the clip is from a death match 3v3v3 gamemode (I think) where the map is tiny so his passive is always in effect, and the Ganesha actually did a ridiculous amount of damage that game so likely actually got a lot of kills.

    • @NotsoADI
      @NotsoADI Рік тому +10

      @@tarkusvontortellini1877 thx for the explanation dude. I'm new to this game so this tip might be useful for me in future XD

    • @johird9990
      @johird9990 Рік тому +1

      can u send me the link for the clip, i would like ot watch it in the wild

  • @squaremore2056
    @squaremore2056 Рік тому +177

    A rather interesting group of usernames in the thumbnail

    • @pbandjp
      @pbandjp Рік тому +1

      XSomething something420X

  • @awesomesmileyguy
    @awesomesmileyguy Рік тому +110

    Big respect on the Cerberus part, my guy!

  • @UmiCore_
    @UmiCore_ Рік тому +82

    It’s sad I still have to explain to others why Ganesha doesn’t get kills

    • @FuzenHua
      @FuzenHua Рік тому +25

      You know you’ve been cucked by a bad teammate when they flame you for not getting kills as Ganesha

    • @jacobgagnon1820
      @jacobgagnon1820 Рік тому +7

      U know youve been cucked by worse teammates when youre top kls ganesha

    • @FuzenHua
      @FuzenHua Рік тому +5

      @@jacobgagnon1820 LOL LITERALLY
      mfw ganesha has a better kda than the rest of the team

    • @Nishant1207-
      @Nishant1207- Рік тому +1

      ​@@FuzenHuais there any possibility this game coming on mobile 😭. My laptop is slower than an avg computer during Ww2. Only way I can play it is on mobile.
      And is this game moba?

    • @FuzenHua
      @FuzenHua Рік тому

      @@Nishant1207- Nah, and I don't think this game should be on mobile

  • @RayPoreon
    @RayPoreon Рік тому +25

    4:55 The sad part of playing fenrir is getting your 3 cancelled.
    The fun part of fenrir is when you realize that it doesn't matter and you can probably still outbox everyone with your 2 anyway.
    Also, real guan gameplay is doing an entire pint of coffee just so you can keep up with how much he can spam his abilities.

  • @mateocastroraspo3087
    @mateocastroraspo3087 4 місяці тому +3

    6:36 any philosopher : Taking notes

  • @hisen3.146
    @hisen3.146 Рік тому +36

    1000 cuts has 4 swipes with each hand having 4 claws. Da Ji does a right swipe, into a left swipe into 2 dual swipes, this move is actually 64 cuts. You have to hit 16 enemies with the full ability in order to get the name correct.
    Good luck with that, Da Ji. I'm sure you can do it if you -int- try hard enough.

    • @synekendo
      @synekendo Рік тому

      yo math is off, 6 swipes (6 because last two are both hands) with 4 claws, means 24 "cuts" each skill cast, not 64

  • @PlayCharybdisNow
    @PlayCharybdisNow Рік тому +12

    Alternative Charybdis: You ulted since the beginning of the video and you're still stuck on the animation (you are going to miss it anyway lol)

  • @roxelflame813
    @roxelflame813 Рік тому +42

    This was such a great video, had some laughs and loved seeing the meme of each god 🔥

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai 10 місяців тому +3

    For Heim I'd have used "Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo"

  • @faith4disney
    @faith4disney Рік тому +20

    The Artio one is 100% accurate 😂

  • @FalcrusArts
    @FalcrusArts Рік тому +20

    as Horus main i feel ATTACKED

  • @Lord_Pyyr
    @Lord_Pyyr Рік тому +8

    As a hardcore 7DS fan, I would like to give you all the props for the perfect joke regarding Escanor and Vamana

    • @Inters3ct
      @Inters3ct  Рік тому +1

      Escanor best sin!

    • @Lord_Pyyr
      @Lord_Pyyr Рік тому +1

      @@Inters3ct absolutely, brother. Banger video 👌

  • @austinphillips8837
    @austinphillips8837 Рік тому +7

    When the vacuum cleaner sound came on for Barron I laughed so hard I heard my back pop. I won't be able to walk for the rest of the day but it was well worth the laugh.

  • @olmogiovannini822
    @olmogiovannini822 Рік тому +2

    There are so many dead memes here that they actually came around and started to make me feel a bit nostalgic.

  • @2111darkboy
    @2111darkboy Місяць тому

    This is hilarious, it's always a nice break from all the theory heavy videos of smite, really nice

  • @marchdoesvlogs9823
    @marchdoesvlogs9823 11 місяців тому +1

    My thoughts on every god you in my collection you’ve described or portrayed in a nutshell:
    Aphro: It’s very *accurate*. I mean seriously buddy? I try not make myself SIMP or be thirsty if I’m partnered with her
    Cliod: Haha I see what u did there for her passive. Yeah. “Master of Hide and Seek” 🤣
    (Discordia’s not a part of my collection but I see what u mean… yeah I see u 😎)
    Ix Chel: Need I go in depth with her rack? No? Ok but in general all I’m saying is my thoughts are the same with Ix Chel towards Aphro and vice versa.
    Mercury: lol IG I *should* question his speed now
    My main Raijin: 😂😂😂😂 so true! Cos obviously I *am* realistically a drummer other than being a Raijin main as well soooo…. Yeah 🥁⚡️⚡️🤘🏼
    (Inner thoughts: Hmmm I might wanna use what u said as Raijin as my *official* mantra before I go out and pull of a kick ass solo behind the kit)

  • @ricardosaulo3395
    @ricardosaulo3395 Рік тому +3

    8:04 And now let’s make him boring but not remove that ability from him. Great Hi-rez.

  • @virgil4221
    @virgil4221 Рік тому +2

    All of these jokes will go right over the head of someone who doesn't play smite lol

  • @slickwhelp1135
    @slickwhelp1135 Рік тому +2

    That Gilgamesh one is the EXACT reason I main him, nothing in smite more satisfying for me than "Da Kick". (Same exact logic for Heim too tbh)

  • @ScreamScreamer702
    @ScreamScreamer702 3 місяці тому

    I cried red, white, and blue tears when you said the Sol explanation at 10:53

  • @ReaveShot
    @ReaveShot Рік тому +2

    I feel hachi needs a mild rework for his ult, maybe some damage and a pop up if his horse hits after he hops off.

  • @eliassideris2037
    @eliassideris2037 Рік тому +3

    I was hoping there would be a joke about getting blinded irl when it was Ra's turn.

  • @peterbrown8455
    @peterbrown8455 Рік тому

    12:28 Escanor making an appearance. Very nice. But hilarious vid man.

  • @WarStorm93
    @WarStorm93 Рік тому +5

    This is the top tier content I subscribe for. 👏🏻

  • @akasunanosasori6385
    @akasunanosasori6385 Рік тому +3

    I can confirm this is how every arachne player behaves!

  • @kingsim9288
    @kingsim9288 Рік тому +1

    What’s the song used for Fafnir?

    • @Inters3ct
      @Inters3ct  Рік тому

      Through the fire and flames - Dragonforce

  • @darealkinglouie7545
    @darealkinglouie7545 Рік тому +2

    No Chaac ;(. I'm a one eyed pirate who's not sad. Christ bless you brothers and sisters.

  • @VV.48
    @VV.48 Рік тому +2

    That was really funny through the whole video. Good job man.

  • @floaterhill1848
    @floaterhill1848 Рік тому +5

    The Apollo one killed me lmao

  • @marcosmata8233
    @marcosmata8233 4 місяці тому

    If Smite gods were new RWBY characters, it would likely bring a fascinating blend of mythological powers and modern hunting prowess to the world of Remnant. Here's a possible take:
    *Zeus, the King of the Gods, becomes a powerful and authoritative leader, wielding his mastery of lightning and thunder as a Huntsman.
    *Poseidon, the God of the Sea, joins the RWBY cast as a aquatic-themed Huntress, controlling the tides and summoning aquatic creatures.
    *Hades, the God of the Underworld, becomes a mysterious and intimidating figure, manipulating darkness and the dead to achieve his goals.
    *Anubis, the God of Mummification, joins as a support character, using his powers to heal and protect allies, as well as summon swarms of scarab beetles.
    *Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom, becomes a strategic and resourceful Huntress, utilizing her wisdom and combat prowess to outmaneuver foes.
    _Imagine the possibilities:_
    *Zeus unleashing lightning bolts to scorch Grimm, while Poseidon summons tidal waves to wash them away.
    *Hades manipulating darkness to disorient enemies, as Anubis heals and shields his allies.
    *Athena using her wisdom to analyze and counter enemy tactics, leading her team to victory.
    This crossover would bring a captivating blend of mythological powers and modern hunting skills to the world of RWBY, creating fresh and exciting storylines and character interactions.

  • @KillaManReaper2
    @KillaManReaper2 Рік тому +2

    I absolutely love it when I get get in CDRO or grab bag. Hands down one of the best gods to get.

  • @FrankDux-uo7ig
    @FrankDux-uo7ig Місяць тому

    Charon missing his ult feels like a personal attack lol

  • @valkyrieKNIGH7
    @valkyrieKNIGH7 Рік тому

    Hell yeah! Your first one got me into this channel!

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 Рік тому

    I got a Grammarly ad after King Arthur and just assumed it was a keyboard mashing joke that's how good you are at these memes

  • @Nsix4
    @Nsix4 11 місяців тому +1

    I dunno man, for me Athena's taunt is more iconic than the ult. The ult can be annoying, but not as annoying as hearing blink and then being pull into the entire enemy team for 4 hours because I beads it THE TIME SHE DID IT 5 SECONDS AGO.

  • @emberofeon4868
    @emberofeon4868 Рік тому +1

    I feel called out by a lot of these. Good work.

  • @AndreHeitor666
    @AndreHeitor666 Рік тому

    There's two types of people. The ones that will get offended with the Sol one, and the ones that'll are still laughing (I can't breath anymore send help)

  • @hyperion8650
    @hyperion8650 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best smite videos I've seen

  • @RoseButterfly-X
    @RoseButterfly-X Рік тому

    1:34 the artio one is so accurate i just roll my face across the keyboard and kill half the team 🤣

  • @TheReedbl4ck
    @TheReedbl4ck Рік тому

    I'm praying for the day that smite content evolves past 2010's meme slop

  • @butterytoost7448
    @butterytoost7448 23 дні тому

    as an atlas main, the ult is a good secure tool. just hit them with the "LASER BEAM" and walk away

  • @TheGodNC
    @TheGodNC Рік тому +2

    Man that cernunnos was crazy and highly relatable 😂🤪

  • @askedoutofcuriosity3247
    @askedoutofcuriosity3247 Рік тому +2

    I felt the Awilix... gimme that easy Geb knock up!

  • @cubandarknez
    @cubandarknez 9 місяців тому

    As a new player, this is legitimately good for learning the Gods lmao

  • @CaptPizza
    @CaptPizza Рік тому

    Did you know Richard Epcar voices Poseidon in this game, he also voiced raiden in mortal Kombat 9, X, and 11. And raiden is based off of the the thunder kami Raijin who’s in this game!

  • @jaredramirez9623
    @jaredramirez9623 Рік тому

    As a jorm main I can confirm I refuse to let anybody else have fun when I solo.
    I proxy wave and the enemy Jung’s camps, and then when they show up to kill me I just ult out and waste their time

  • @rosealana7511
    @rosealana7511 Рік тому

    I hate when people be like "NuWa you're only top damage because of your ult" knowing we use it for escapes and team fights lol

  • @Hatredcopter.M3
    @Hatredcopter.M3 2 місяці тому +1

    THEY HAVE GAREN

  • @hellkaiser1366
    @hellkaiser1366 Рік тому +1

    As a dude that never plah this game I heard Cerberus and I say "I want to play" and then you show my what he dose.....I actually want to play

  • @Drawfill
    @Drawfill Рік тому

    The arachne bit is so true i felt a little bit attacked lmfao.

  • @solepanic6583
    @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

    AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA "it's a trap I'm on it" I have to play artemis now, be right back

    • @solepanic6583
      @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

      back, we won, it was super funny}

    • @solepanic6583
      @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

      wait wait wait discordia makes a dap while moving ? hold'on

    • @solepanic6583
      @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

      heck yeah she does it! sadly we lost but the dab tho

    • @solepanic6583
      @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

      ok nike joke is also good, I'll came back

    • @solepanic6583
      @solepanic6583 11 місяців тому

      we lost again, i think we had the same manthicora guy

  • @bemiiyt
    @bemiiyt Рік тому +1

    That pele joke was fucking golden lmao

  • @viniciusfreitas804
    @viniciusfreitas804 Рік тому +3

    Raijin one was very unexpected I laughed hard lol

  • @KillaManReaper2
    @KillaManReaper2 Рік тому

    That moment when you know and have read the "manga" the thumbnail has in it. I swear I am not a weeb guys, I just love the story!

  • @BlackViod
    @BlackViod Рік тому

    3:55 so i took that personally...
    edit: ok the hel explanation omfg it s a real pain frfr

  • @BlueReaper6561
    @BlueReaper6561 Рік тому

    Best video ever, not just for smite. That Pele one is too relatable

  • @Rezulince
    @Rezulince Рік тому

    You had the perfect opportunity to show a video of a beyblade for king Arthur.

  • @agentraum6993
    @agentraum6993 Рік тому

    Having 9 lives ain't enough of an excuse to go 0 9 powerspike

  • @thephantom3487
    @thephantom3487 Рік тому

    10:55 I was not ready for that goddamn

  • @apostolosnikolis5281
    @apostolosnikolis5281 Рік тому +1

    Nobody:
    Me: Very few men would turn to stone by Medusa, if she had bigger boobs

  • @nikolasbartell2194
    @nikolasbartell2194 Рік тому

    That doujin image gives me PTSD

  • @deriangrayve
    @deriangrayve 8 місяців тому

    as a Kuzenbo main, i confirm that everybody has to watch my Nene

  • @m-hellothere4167
    @m-hellothere4167 11 місяців тому

    As a Jormungandr main, no you are not biased, it's spot on, lol.

  • @cyrusmuller6502
    @cyrusmuller6502 Рік тому

    Missed opportunity for the the god devouring serpent to represent bakasura

  • @SlayerFan961
    @SlayerFan961 Рік тому

    Thanatos should be something like whoever gets executed by his ult screams like Tom Araya screamed at the beginning of Angel of Death.

  • @GrecianWarlock
    @GrecianWarlock Рік тому

    That Nu Wa, top damage rebuttal has triggered me 😂

  • @Cali899
    @Cali899 Рік тому

    Agni: I HAVE 2 BRAINS BUT MY IQ IS STILL UNDER 2

  • @jja0518
    @jja0518 Рік тому +1

    How is your meme game so strong lmfaooo

  • @makavelicityrecords
    @makavelicityrecords Рік тому

    im from the times when Ao Kuang was still a blue dragon

  • @tigerfalco
    @tigerfalco Рік тому

    I guess it was my fault for expecting a different joke for Ne Zha, only been hearing it since like 2015

  • @kylemauldin3047
    @kylemauldin3047 10 місяців тому

    Never got so called out with slyvanus

  • @real23lions
    @real23lions Рік тому

    GOAT Smite channel

  • @leomilor
    @leomilor Рік тому

    1:51 I didn't get the Geb/Vulcan... Is it because of Awilix ult? 😅😅😅 PLS HELP

  • @thomaspurol9322
    @thomaspurol9322 Рік тому

    10:03 Do everyone a favor and make sure it’s non-consensual

  • @SethMoorerunner
    @SethMoorerunner 2 місяці тому

    I cant be the only one that started dying when disco came up right? 😂

  • @joshuafoote5144
    @joshuafoote5144 Рік тому

    Maybe they should call this game Immortal Kombat.

  • @jonathanmedina9653
    @jonathanmedina9653 Рік тому

    that raijin clip caught me off-guard

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 Рік тому

    I want an edit for Charybdis's ult where it's that scene with the steam roller in Austin Powers

  • @finnx5652
    @finnx5652 Рік тому

    the nu wa part is so real (i dont play nu wa, but people who do never do anything on my team)

  • @ysnoopydogy
    @ysnoopydogy Рік тому

    10:54 BRO KASDJIASBDIJSADAK THIS IS SAVAGE

  • @AzoiatheCobra
    @AzoiatheCobra Рік тому

    i have to say im impressed. i played smite for a long time, i got all gods for free (yep... it took me a long time) and then i decided to quit. just like that. the last god i got was the NEW RELEASEd Pele. glad to see so many gods

  • @itzadapt8962
    @itzadapt8962 Рік тому

    Speaking about Mario skins… Mario themed Vamana…. High Res I’ll take gems as payment

  • @Tall_Boxer
    @Tall_Boxer Рік тому

    Inters3ct you know that Christmas is in December right?
    Loved this video probably more than the original keep up the great work

  • @_lost_paradise5089
    @_lost_paradise5089 Рік тому

    I never thought I'd see the day...
    The long awaited sequel:)

  • @GodzillaInHell231
    @GodzillaInHell231 Рік тому

    I used to play this game but then stopped as I usually died and couldn't even log in anymore 💀

  • @Da._Ji._
    @Da._Ji._ Рік тому

    INTERSECT THE ESET ONE OMFGGGGG LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA IM CRYING-

  • @RoboKingdom
    @RoboKingdom Рік тому

    Otherwise know as, a list of sentences Inter will regret being on the internet

  • @gravemistakes8427
    @gravemistakes8427 Рік тому

    As a Neith main, I can confirm that we take no skill the more stars we achieve.

  • @xXSH1N0B1Xx
    @xXSH1N0B1Xx Рік тому +1

    Did you watch merlin?

  • @XaiGuy
    @XaiGuy 7 місяців тому

    what is the song on 5:52 it’s been killing me to member the name

    • @Inters3ct
      @Inters3ct  7 місяців тому +1

      Can't remember the full name but search 'shooting stars meme' and you'll find it

    • @XaiGuy
      @XaiGuy 7 місяців тому

      @@Inters3ct Thanks so much 🙂‍↕️💨, i just Started playing smite and ive never touched league and i tell you, this guide made my life alot easier

  • @eisenskrt4373
    @eisenskrt4373 Рік тому +1

    Love the princess peach idea lol

  • @GeomancerFelix
    @GeomancerFelix Рік тому

    VVVT VSO is my thing, I feel called out

  • @fpsdovah2572
    @fpsdovah2572 Рік тому

    You mean Sol destroys towers faster than the United States government 😂

  • @OMGFrijoles
    @OMGFrijoles Рік тому +1

    Why do you put a nutting face on Awilix in the cover picture?

  • @louiseaves484
    @louiseaves484 Рік тому +1

    Did chacc silence himself?

  • @outersneak
    @outersneak Рік тому

    about to try smite for the first time tomorrow, the amount of heroes is insane

  • @rathalos143
    @rathalos143 Рік тому

    That vacuum sound was so asmr

  • @ThatOnePancake1337
    @ThatOnePancake1337 Рік тому

    this video is a top tier smite meme if you get the references we are friends now, i love this video so much i liked it on 2 different accounts