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  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 8 місяців тому +133

    “How could you do this?”
    Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

    • @SimonRiley135
      @SimonRiley135 8 місяців тому +22

      And the Emperor Protects

    • @syrhassan116
      @syrhassan116 5 місяців тому +9

      In the Emperors Name... Let NONE survive.

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 8 місяців тому +107

    War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 7 місяців тому +10

      *WAR*
      Human: "Playtime?"
      All aliens: "No, not playtime"
      Human: "All work and no fun"

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 8 місяців тому +79

    Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

    • @atoriusv5070
      @atoriusv5070 4 місяці тому +1

      There's a difference in culture. If a medieval army fought a modern one, they'd be outraged at how barbaric and uncivilized they are. War before WWI used to be organized and meant to inflict only enough injury to incapacitate a fighter (if possible) - which is why bullets used were always solid metal slugs, and mushrooming bullets were banned by every major country because they caused undue suffering and injury.

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 7 місяців тому +41

    "Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 8 місяців тому +168

    Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

  • @WardGray-yo2mx
    @WardGray-yo2mx 7 місяців тому +40

    Corpral!
    Yes, General?
    Get my geneva checklist!
    Yes, General!

  • @PrimarchMJ
    @PrimarchMJ 8 місяців тому +39

    People: Go to war with humans somehow involved.
    Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 7 місяців тому +2

      well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@pencilcase8068 yes it was fun

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 8 місяців тому +38

    Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

  • @butterbar9680
    @butterbar9680 8 місяців тому +29

    Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

    • @KingJim97
      @KingJim97 8 місяців тому +5

      Human supremacy 😂 i love it

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 7 місяців тому +16

    War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo 8 місяців тому +30

    The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

    • @BarredRock
      @BarredRock 6 місяців тому +1

      It does

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 6 місяців тому +5

      That is Astartes mk.8 armour but the shop designs are not. I do love how AI is getting introduced to 40K imagery but no one tell it what the Imperium thinks of AI...or what happened in the past with the Men of Iron.

    • @ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
      @ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ 4 місяці тому

      I am not sure if what we often call ai will be classified as true AI or just highly advanced algorithms the only one that might have problems is probably anything self learning algorithms developed by self learning ones should be fine too​@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 8 місяців тому +14

    Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

  • @NoOne-nv6fj
    @NoOne-nv6fj 5 місяців тому +5

    Rule # 6 Never leave an enemy alive. If you do. You are giving them permission to come after you again.

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 8 місяців тому +22

    Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 8 місяців тому +40

    Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

  • @benmag9830
    @benmag9830 8 місяців тому +26

    If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 6 місяців тому

      Everything of human creation

    • @altairkenway5436
      @altairkenway5436 4 місяці тому

      dont forget the Black Templars

    • @EpicMogi
      @EpicMogi 3 місяці тому

      Or Sly Marbo!

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike 8 місяців тому +8

    Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius 8 місяців тому +5

    Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

  • @gg3251
    @gg3251 4 місяці тому +1

    SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE‼️

  • @joerivas9847
    @joerivas9847 5 місяців тому +1

    A human general: Robert E. Lee, a renowned military commander of the Confederate Army during the American Civil War, once said, "It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."

  • @pheonixheart1125
    @pheonixheart1125 6 місяців тому +2

    Ah another instance of "Silly aliens, we were made in God's image, not you."

  • @Firearmclown
    @Firearmclown 7 місяців тому +9

    This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 7 місяців тому

      I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 6 місяців тому +1

      @shootingjester2780 really? I'm a trump guy but I saw more of a Mass Effect Cerberus vibe. I didn't see the Trump angle, honestly. It's more of humanity has and will bend or break the rules to defend and achieve our goals, it's just part of our nature but we also have a moral side that does wish to be better than that, just like the Geneva Conventions, Nuremburg Trials, the idea behind the U.N...not the reality of the U.N.

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK 8 місяців тому +9

    I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

  • @gprivat812_my_selection6
    @gprivat812_my_selection6 6 місяців тому +2

    12:00 Human warcrimes? Sounds similarly to Collective West's strategies in Libya, Syria, Ukraine and now in Palestine!
    Who sets the cultural parameters, Killary?

  • @tobolulo
    @tobolulo 8 місяців тому +15

    Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

  • @tommothedog
    @tommothedog 8 місяців тому +4

    America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 8 місяців тому

      Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

    • @rancidmarmot1994
      @rancidmarmot1994 7 місяців тому

      If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

    • @willadeefriesland5107
      @willadeefriesland5107 7 місяців тому

      Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

    • @scottlail9210
      @scottlail9210 7 місяців тому

      Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 7 місяців тому

      it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 4 місяці тому +1

    Humans might be the bad guy in the story but we're not bad guys 😅

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 8 місяців тому +6

    A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 8 місяців тому +1

      The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 8 місяців тому +10

      Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 8 місяців тому

      @@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 8 місяців тому +3

      @@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 8 місяців тому

      ​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

  • @mounopatsas
    @mounopatsas 5 місяців тому

    "The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War" i dont know mate but using a warhammer 40k image gives the vibes of why we are banned !

  • @tvbme438
    @tvbme438 8 місяців тому +7

    It’s called human rights for a reason

  • @MattM.Silva01
    @MattM.Silva01 5 місяців тому

    In Humanity we believe 🤠👍🏼
    Make humanity great again 🫡

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy 5 місяців тому

    The human leadership, eager to prove their worth, negotiated a deal where they can be called upon for defensive purposes only, and in return they will require any troops assigned to this task to have a full background check to weed out any anti-xeno factions.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 6 місяців тому

    Nothing beats the cold hard truth of reality and that’s simply that humans will never let go of our point sticks😂

  • @LordJunes
    @LordJunes 5 місяців тому

    I've heard the name Zorgon in 40 other stories xD

  • @donttreadonme1474
    @donttreadonme1474 6 місяців тому

    Apparently war becomes civilized.

  • @Doku71
    @Doku71 4 місяці тому

    Here's the TL;DL
    200 year long war, Zorgon-Draconis, Draconis need aid to avoid genocide, wants to understand ban on humans, jump to 200 years earlier, they permit humans to aid them with a "team", Zorgon still intending to genocide Draconis, humans turn tide, Draconis adopt cowabunga and let's go mentality of humans, back to present and changes to some lame investigation while they're presumably still getting genocided, recording of human team leader saying to genocide Zorgon else they won't stop, decides to go on investigation while race still gets genocided in present day, humans bad, find still living people who participated, interview, apparently that team part of secret organization of humanity first, Draconis still presumably being genocided, present to galactic council human bad, presumably Draconis genocided and what's the point of this story again?

  • @Real-Agent-Meta
    @Real-Agent-Meta 4 місяці тому

    Vivat imperator! Vivat Humanitas!

  • @aennaenn7468
    @aennaenn7468 4 місяці тому

    Oh man careful with that thumbnail my guy. That's almost not legally distinct.

  • @calebhebert2733
    @calebhebert2733 4 місяці тому

    It was man that was made in God's image. The stars are ours.

    • @calebhebert2733
      @calebhebert2733 4 місяці тому

      Also why you making humanity lovers the villians. Eh?

  • @richardgould4392
    @richardgould4392 5 місяців тому

    TRINITY --- The trinity doctrine did not come from the Bible. Here is extensive proof of that.
    Trinity; Definition: The central doctrine of religions of Christendom. According to the Athanasian Creed, there are three divine Persons (the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost), each said to be eternal, each said to be almighty, none greater or less than another, each said to be God, and yet together being but one God. Other statements of the dogma emphasize that these three “Persons” are not separate and distinct individuals but are three modes in which the divine essence exists. Thus some Trinitarians emphasize their belief that Jesus Christ is God, or that Jesus and the Holy Ghost are Jehovah. Not a Bible teaching.
    And please make no mistake about this; this is why the destruction of religion/the prostitute (Rev 17:15-18) is what begins the end of this system of things, i.e. the Great Tribulation. Not a Bible teaching means it did not come from the Father and thus it is a lie, and it is far from the only lie in Christendom and all other ‘religions’. What is the origin of the Trinity doctrine?
    The New Encyclopedia Britannica says: “Neither the word Trinity, nor the explicit doctrine as such, appears in the New Testament, nor did Jesus and his followers intend to contradict the Shema in the Old Testament: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord’ (Deut. 6:4). . . . The doctrine developed gradually over several centuries and through many controversies. . . . By the end of the 4th century . . . the doctrine of the Trinity took substantially the form it has maintained ever since.”-(1976), Micropædia, Vol. X, p. 126.
    The New Catholic Encyclopedia states: “The formulation ‘one God in three Persons’ was not solidly established, certainly not fully assimilated into Christian life and its profession of faith, prior to the end of the 4th century. But it is precisely this formulation that has first claim to the title the Trinitarian dogma. Among the Apostolic Fathers, there had been nothing even remotely approaching such a mentality or perspective.”-(1967), Vol. XIV, p. 299.
    In The Encyclopedia Americana we read: “Christianity derived from Judaism and Judaism was strictly Unitarian [believing that God is one person]. The road which led from Jerusalem to Nicea was scarcely a straight one. Fourth century Trinitarianism did not reflect accurately early Christian teaching regarding the nature of God; it was, on the contrary, a deviation from this teaching.”-(1956), Vol. XXVII, p. 294L.
    Jesus said; Matt 10:36 because I said, ‘I am God’s Son --- & Jesus said in John 5:41 I do not accept glory from men…
    The Bible tells us; Genesis 17:1 When Abram was 99 years old, Jehovah appeared to Abram and said to him: “I am God Almighty. Walk before me and prove yourself faultless --- & Isaiah 43:13 Also, I am always the same One; --- & Isaiah 45:22 … For I am God, and there is no one else. --- & Isaiah 46:9 …. That I am God, and there is no other. I am God, and there is no one like me.
    There are more instances of ‘I am God’ in the Bible. If you have questions, please ask, or email me at rich515151@yahoo.com. The full explanation of Trinity is 22 pages. If you would like to receive a copy of all 22 pages, please request it through email. I can answer any question you may have about the Bible by using the Bible to answer such question and this service is always free. I also conduct free online Bible studies if you are interested.

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    @VioletWolfe-x5v 2 місяці тому

    Abbott Junctions

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    @AngelikaLegrant-k3y 3 місяці тому

    Boyer Terrace

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    @kurtfitzgerald3738 2 місяці тому

    7327 Reynold Ports

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    @FrederickErica-v6y 3 місяці тому

    Sawayn Ports

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    @LorenGoatley-z2h 2 місяці тому

    Damion Squares

  • @wobatan8833
    @wobatan8833 7 місяців тому

    LOL

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    @TheresaWoods-n6v 4 місяці тому

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    • @EpicHumanTales
      @EpicHumanTales 2 місяці тому

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    @AnnMorris-z9d 3 місяці тому

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    @RaleignAntony-h6z 3 місяці тому

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    @MarlinMurray-z3g 3 місяці тому

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    @JennyMax-x6s 3 місяці тому

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    @SvhwCsnsj 4 місяці тому

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    @JoanneBanks-m6u 4 місяці тому

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  • @andysteel8297
    @andysteel8297 5 місяців тому

    AI generated crap.

  • @timothymay6548
    @timothymay6548 8 місяців тому +3

    That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back

  • @michaelrosenberg2332
    @michaelrosenberg2332 5 місяців тому

    40k type image