The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Best HFY Stories

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 80

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 2 місяці тому +52

    “How could you do this?”
    Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r Місяць тому +39

    War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 29 днів тому +3

      *WAR*
      Human: "Playtime?"
      All aliens: "No, not playtime"
      Human: "All work and no fun"

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 2 місяці тому +37

    Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 2 місяці тому +85

    Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 2 місяці тому +24

    Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

  • @WardGray-yo2mx
    @WardGray-yo2mx 29 днів тому +8

    Corpral!
    Yes, General?
    Get my geneva checklist!
    Yes, General!

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 2 місяці тому +26

    Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 29 днів тому +4

    "Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo Місяць тому +6

    The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 2 місяці тому +11

    Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

  • @benmag9830
    @benmag9830 Місяць тому +9

    If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 5 днів тому

      Everything of human creation

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 місяці тому +17

    Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

  • @butterbar9680
    @butterbar9680 2 місяці тому +13

    Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

    • @KingJim97
      @KingJim97 Місяць тому +3

      Human supremacy 😂 i love it

  • @PrimarchMJ
    @PrimarchMJ Місяць тому +6

    People: Go to war with humans somehow involved.
    Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Місяць тому +1

      well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer 5 днів тому

      ​@@pencilcase8068 yes it was fun

  • @shootingjester2780
    @shootingjester2780 28 днів тому +5

    This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 28 днів тому

      I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike 2 місяці тому +7

    Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 Місяць тому +2

    War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

  • @tobolulo
    @tobolulo 2 місяці тому +11

    Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Годину тому

    Nothing beats the cold hard truth of reality and that’s simply that humans will never let go of our point sticks😂

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius 2 місяці тому +3

    Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK 2 місяці тому +7

    I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

  • @tvbme438
    @tvbme438 2 місяці тому +6

    It’s called human rights for a reason

  • @labelledamedumanor4876
    @labelledamedumanor4876 2 місяці тому +2

    88 -> History will always find a way to repeat itself. The battle garb & weapons will be the only changes that occur.

  • @tommothedog
    @tommothedog 2 місяці тому +3

    America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 2 місяці тому

      Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

    • @joshsnethen2440
      @joshsnethen2440 Місяць тому

      If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

    • @willadeefriesland5107
      @willadeefriesland5107 Місяць тому

      Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

    • @scottlail9210
      @scottlail9210 Місяць тому

      Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Місяць тому

      it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

  • @wobatan8833
    @wobatan8833 14 днів тому

    LOL

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 2 місяці тому +5

    A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 місяці тому +1

      The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 2 місяці тому +8

      Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 місяці тому

      @@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 2 місяці тому +3

      @@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

  • @timothymay6548
    @timothymay6548 2 місяці тому +3

    That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back

  • @mistymeadowsong
    @mistymeadowsong Місяць тому

    88, then 😂