This Silicon Valley Start-Up Will Put Your Picture On A Roomba After You Die

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  • Опубліковано 11 лип 2018
  • An incredible start-up is promising eternal life by offering to put your picture on a Roomba after you die. Check it out!
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  • @brennenweidner438
    @brennenweidner438 6 років тому +472

    RIP Grandpa. Now go clean my room. :'(

  • @sh0gun___
    @sh0gun___ 6 років тому +420

    This Is why we need to be worried about artificial intelligence, people! Even in this early stage I can hardly tell the difference between what's real and what's a machine!! WAKE UP!

    • @hujiahao2807
      @hujiahao2807 6 років тому +14

      exactly it's just a matter of time before they become sentient and kill us all

    • @Fishnberg
      @Fishnberg 3 роки тому +1

      Reject Wake up!
      back to fantasy

    • @Fishnberg
      @Fishnberg 3 роки тому

      @@hujiahao2807 Do you mean Deep State??

  • @thesupreme5999
    @thesupreme5999 6 років тому +71

    Goddamn they got the type of music spot on

  • @tinylittlesnake
    @tinylittlesnake 6 років тому +268

    Heaven? Haha, no thanks, I'll take eternal roombaing any day.

  • @mrman4645
    @mrman4645 6 років тому +189

    Already surprisingly affordable when you consider the product

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 6 років тому +11

      pays for itself tbh

    • @ShizL
      @ShizL 6 років тому +1

      What? It's just a circle with a tiny motor and motion sensors. How is it affordable?

    • @Greenpixel16
      @Greenpixel16 2 роки тому

      @@ShizL Everythings affordable when you're about to die

  • @BronzeBoy520
    @BronzeBoy520 6 років тому +145

    I no longer fear death. You can now kill me.

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 5 років тому +1

      Put you in a roomba

  • @ryanhodges
    @ryanhodges 6 років тому +83

    This is fascinating. Just the sheer power of technology..WOW... and to think that for the low price of 50 grand I can live forever with David Bowie. I am absolutely AMAZED at how far we humans have come.

  • @abyssssb913
    @abyssssb913 6 років тому +26

    If the roomba runs out of power and gets new batteries or if your picture gets moved to another roomba is it the same consciousness or a new consciousness

  • @doingtime20
    @doingtime20 6 років тому +7

    I hope this technology comes to my country soon.

  • @shallahthebaptist5437
    @shallahthebaptist5437 6 років тому +29

    Eternal life? Yeah...more like eternal torment. I got one of my late great aunt susan and it keeps just ramming itself into the wall EVEN WHEN ITS OFF

  • @drakebuentello2
    @drakebuentello2 6 років тому +21

    Sneak peak of black mirror season 5

  • @yellowvegtables454
    @yellowvegtables454 6 років тому +5

    I died and my picture too on my roomba, this is my roomba texting

  • @AmberLecuyer
    @AmberLecuyer 6 років тому +36

    David Bowie 😂😭

  • @AtomTomZeitalter
    @AtomTomZeitalter 6 років тому +17

    Such a beaztiful and moving idea. I hope they succeed.

  • @oabagobaaaoooo
    @oabagobaaaoooo 6 років тому +2

    This cutting edge technology blew mind

  • @marksman314
    @marksman314 4 роки тому +3

    This is literally the most I've laughed at a UA-cam video in over a year. Well done, one and all. :-)

  • @tacypriest2460
    @tacypriest2460 6 років тому +5

    I can finally become DJ Roomba.

  • @nickc3657
    @nickc3657 6 років тому +3

    This company cost me my life. I drunkenly paid for this service for myself *before* I died, and now my wife and house are owned by my clone! He convinced them he’s the real me... my family tried taking out my batteries (that I don’t even have!) and eventually just took me to Goodwill to be donated. All in the name of progress, right AMERICA???

  • @FelixTheGhost
    @FelixTheGhost 6 років тому +2

    "It costs $50,000" 😂😂😂

  • @V-grandraccoon
    @V-grandraccoon 5 років тому +3

    Oh god the David bowie one got me.
    Actually I’d definitely buy one if it also randomly shouted obscure catchphrases. “An old man, with one leg and a donkey found me”, “I’m not Muslim”, or “monkey breast”. Imagine being woken up in the middle of the night by a roomba yelling “let’s recreate what would happen if terrorists threw anthrax on the American subway”

  • @iamthespy9808
    @iamthespy9808 5 років тому +2

    I was kins of half expecting a picture of a baby or kid to show up

  • @petitio_principii
    @petitio_principii 5 років тому +2

    It would have been cooler if instead of just pictures it was life-size head replica.

  • @DoubleSmackJacksSmackAttack
    @DoubleSmackJacksSmackAttack 10 місяців тому +2

    I got this technology and I have to say while it is comforting, my roomba can no longer clean under the sofa. Life is full of give and take...

  • @Coffe789
    @Coffe789 6 років тому +16

    I knew selling my kidney was worth it. Thank god I'm a Libra 🙄😨🤐😻😽👥☝💏👕🐊🐷🐅🐊⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @terryl7855
      @terryl7855 6 років тому +2

      Everybody knows Libra's have the best kidneys! I woke up missing both of mine in Vegas after I told a hot showgirl I was a Libra.

    • @landoflogic107
      @landoflogic107 6 років тому

      *does not get joke*

  • @Jaketheaxman
    @Jaketheaxman 5 років тому +2

    I hear it costs an extra 25 grand to make it hold the ashes in it

  • @doomed4232
    @doomed4232 6 років тому +1

    This is truly amazing.

  • @claymcdermott718
    @claymcdermott718 6 років тому

    This is my favorite clickhole video so far

  • @derpythecate6842
    @derpythecate6842 3 роки тому +1

    For a premium price, you get to keep your ashes in the dust bag, what a steal!

  • @Zagar099
    @Zagar099 6 років тому +1

    Finally. I've been waiting for this since I figured out it was possible to become immortal.

  • @maxlap7855
    @maxlap7855 6 років тому +4

    The New Black Mirror season seem awesome

  • @Xesh
    @Xesh 6 років тому

    Simply Incredible

  • @fistoftheworldking3834
    @fistoftheworldking3834 6 років тому +1

    Ingenious.

  • @gamingforlikes6606
    @gamingforlikes6606 2 роки тому +1

    If the Roomba dies another Roomba will have a picture of the Roomba with the picture

  • @potatogod9480
    @potatogod9480 4 роки тому +1

    ive always wanted to live forever

  • @Enchanted_Master
    @Enchanted_Master 5 років тому

    Very cool!

  • @RamenPoweredShitFactory
    @RamenPoweredShitFactory 6 років тому +1

    Science is truly incredible...

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 6 років тому

    This is how you live forever

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 6 років тому

    This is perfect

  • @gregg_w
    @gregg_w 6 років тому +24

    *$50,000*

  • @macleod8675
    @macleod8675 6 років тому

    I always new that cryogenics wouldn't pan out. This is clearly the next fountain of eternal youth

  • @nix2290
    @nix2290 6 років тому

    The progress of technology is truly incredible.

  • @undeterminedchannel
    @undeterminedchannel 5 років тому

    Cleaning my carpet 24/7, thanks granpa

  • @swiftfox3461
    @swiftfox3461 6 років тому +1

    The premium version will have your photo on a solar-powered free-roaming quadcopter drone, for only $100,000.

  • @intelismynameandregretismy5541
    @intelismynameandregretismy5541 6 років тому

    Wow.

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 5 років тому

    Okay, this is epic.

  • @FirstnameLastname-ht5tr
    @FirstnameLastname-ht5tr 5 років тому +1

    I could legit buy roomba and put a picture frame on it for half the price

  • @damnbro_idc
    @damnbro_idc 6 років тому

    I like how you didn't take off the lable so you can return it to the dollar store

  • @phacelesshero
    @phacelesshero 6 років тому

    Pretty dark but I like it. Just not enough to actually click the like icon.

  • @Ferkeshu
    @Ferkeshu 5 років тому

    What is my purpose.
    Roaming freely while cleaning

  • @niels5697
    @niels5697 6 років тому +2

    Seems kinda cool tbh

  • @frankensteinmoneymac
    @frankensteinmoneymac 6 років тому +8

    When will you scientists stop playing God?!?!

  • @fluorideenjoyer
    @fluorideenjoyer 6 років тому +1

    What if the picture falls off? Do they offer a premium package?

  • @PlebeianGoth
    @PlebeianGoth 5 років тому +1

    I NEED THE BOWIE ROOMBA

  • @finmason8339
    @finmason8339 6 місяців тому

    Mines in the mail !

  • @jokrwx3
    @jokrwx3 5 років тому

    0:22 in the bathroom and everywhere no thanks

  • @nicho8
    @nicho8 6 років тому +1

    roomba

  • @jessicadarlin6893
    @jessicadarlin6893 5 років тому

    Just crazy glue the photo on the Roomba ..done that's it...

  • @mamuburaa
    @mamuburaa 5 років тому

    Is the company called Cinco?

  • @getwrecked1852
    @getwrecked1852 6 років тому

    i want the david bowie one

  • @Micho55
    @Micho55 6 років тому

    for real I fucking lost it

  • @pando4379
    @pando4379 6 років тому

    I Could barely notice that they were robots!

  • @asianhobo2777
    @asianhobo2777 6 років тому +1

    Wait

  • @SL-gz9gq
    @SL-gz9gq 6 років тому +12

    Which company?

    • @SL-gz9gq
      @SL-gz9gq 6 років тому +3

      And David Bowie too, to be among his ranks will be truly amazing

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 6 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣
      It literally says the name of the product/company right there, dude…

    • @-ahvilable-6654
      @-ahvilable-6654 6 років тому +4

      The silicone Valley one

    • @oabagobaaaoooo
      @oabagobaaaoooo 6 років тому

      Roomba

    • @SL-gz9gq
      @SL-gz9gq 6 років тому

      La Red it doesn’t

  • @IMattz
    @IMattz 6 років тому

    Humanity has peaked

  • @cornellwaters9089
    @cornellwaters9089 4 роки тому

    💳 Thank You!

  • @TheWeirdlyenough
    @TheWeirdlyenough 6 років тому

    But what do we do with this information?

  • @HampterLover985
    @HampterLover985 6 років тому

    Where do I sign up?

  • @howmanywheelsdoabicyclehav8884
    @howmanywheelsdoabicyclehav8884 6 років тому

    ROOMBA

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 6 років тому

    Classic ClickHole skit.

  • @flandrescarlet1111
    @flandrescarlet1111 4 роки тому

    Everything was fine until david bowie roomba starts rolling

  • @tyro244
    @tyro244 6 років тому

    Only $50,000.00? I'm In!

  • @Y-two-K
    @Y-two-K 6 років тому

    Pretty sure this is a leak of the first episode of Black Mirror season 5.

  • @Rxyan7158
    @Rxyan7158 4 роки тому

    $50,000? What the heck

  • @joebobtnvs2521
    @joebobtnvs2521 6 років тому

    50,000$ seems a bit pricey for eternal life imo

  • @adam145
    @adam145 6 років тому

    ROOMBA OF DOOMBA

  • @brokenlaurel4606
    @brokenlaurel4606 6 років тому

    Zero dislikes at the time of this comment wow

  • @Antonio-he4oh
    @Antonio-he4oh 6 років тому

    Best $50000 ill ever spend

  • @St4r_Z0mb13
    @St4r_Z0mb13 6 місяців тому

    Must...have...David...Bowie...roomba

  • @propername4830
    @propername4830 2 роки тому

    They should replace the Eternal Flame at the JFK Memorial with the Eternal Roomba

  • @mirroredhour
    @mirroredhour 6 років тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • @TestSubjectMacHoshi
    @TestSubjectMacHoshi 5 років тому

    Detroit Become Rumba

  • @Bootschnickens
    @Bootschnickens 6 років тому

    Better, keep trying though!

  • @CutieRingoJoy
    @CutieRingoJoy 4 роки тому

    This just creepy lol

  • @justfive555
    @justfive555 6 років тому +1

    Wtf

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 6 років тому

    I just wanted to ruin the comment count [69]

  • @Persephoniqua
    @Persephoniqua 5 років тому +2

    Science has gone too far

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 6 років тому

    This is just stupid enough to be real.

    • @Thrifty032781
      @Thrifty032781 6 років тому

      Look, I'm sorry for murdering your mother. She was about to buy the last Nintendo Switch at the store. Do you have to keep bringing that up?

  • @octangula7914
    @octangula7914 6 років тому +3

    Eh I’d rather use Alan Resnick’s concept

  • @tamily4663
    @tamily4663 6 років тому

    What the fuck

  • @acerockman3520
    @acerockman3520 6 років тому +1

    First

  • @LaRedPDX
    @LaRedPDX 6 років тому +3

    That’s so stupid....

    • @enmanuel1951
      @enmanuel1951 6 років тому +7

      You don't know how to appreciate technology. Get with the times grandpa.

    • @XPERTgamer3602
      @XPERTgamer3602 6 років тому +7

      immortality is not stupid. Scientists worked for years to discover this technology and you just say its stupid smh.

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 6 років тому

      You’re fools.

    • @XPERTgamer3602
      @XPERTgamer3602 6 років тому +3

      La Red you're the fool, this is the future everybody has been waiting for and at the bargain price of only 50 thousand Dollars. It is not stupid it is revolutionary

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 5 років тому

      Not everybody has been waiting for it LMFAO not people with a fully-functioning & self-thinking brain, anyways.

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 6 років тому

    Unsubscribed.

  • @dreamcast.0
    @dreamcast.0 6 років тому

    roomba