I worked at a farmstand for 8 years and the WILD WAYS IVE SEEN PEOPLE EAT RAW PRODUCE. I truly learned how to free my mind from the restraints of polite society
I went to uni with a guy who was gorgeous but ate a raw onion every day because his grandad had done that for 80 years and claimed it was the secret to his longevity. I always thought it was the longest April Fools' joke ever.
There's some moderately convincing evidence that eating roughly a medium raw onion per day boosts testosterone. Maybe grandpa accidentally stumbled on something.
So disturbed by the strawberries I bought a couple weeks ago. I wasn’t going to eat them before they went bad so I put them out in the back yard for the animals over a week ago -- they're still out there, only one has been nibbled on, and they're still frighteningly fresh-looking despite weathering a few storms since then. Even the ANTS aren't eating them.
My only friend growing up ate the leaves on the strawberries... the only person I've ever known to eat them. 😆 She was a skinny little freckled blonde girl who had like 6 Jack Russell's, a goat and a few rats as pets. The day I learned she eats the leaves on strawberries was the day I saw her running around her family's pond, singing "fish heads fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!" I think she's like a singer/model now or something.... Haven't seen her in probably 10 years.
Omg i am dying. My son is going thru his teenage angst stage and this is so spot-on accurate. I sent this to my husband and he is lol, too. Im glad to know this is a "thing" lol because i hear this every day. From the food to the women to the guitar and ice its so accurate omg.
Keep an eye on his Internet stuff, with boundaries of course. Like, teen boys are free to try things out and be moody and have their phases, but the manosphere is really preying on exactly these boys, and sadly some grown men hold onto the repulsive, baseless, and self fulfilling cycles it instills.
Every single part of this is my awful ex. Down to the ice bath and the misogyny. He also used to put clay powder in his protein shakes for "detoxification" yet was an alcoholic lmao
@@audreydoyle5268i was eating burritos with my boyfriend and I had a lime, I squeezed it and then put it aside and he just picked it up and ate it and I just stared at him in disbelief
Guy I worked with did that before. No lie, every time I see an apple I always get this slight sense of inadequacy. Like, I'm not doing the "human" thing quite good enough. I get the same thing with chicken wings too. Have you people that can just stick the wing in their mouth and pull it out completely cleaned!?
I once had a first date with a girl who ate an entire apple in front of me, core and all. It was totally normal until she ate the whole apple core, I had no words after that.
Eating the apple normally and then the core is truly wild. Most people I've seen eat whole apples go from the bottom so the chunks of core are diluted by the rest of the apple.
@Dovorans I tend to eat them in quarters (often dipped in peanut butter! 😋😁), but coring them is a bit of a pain n I heard that the cores were healthy, so I said what the heck 🤷♀️
I dated that guy, and when left to his own devices he never ate an actual meal, just all of what could be ingredients separately and uncooked. He also always took freezing cold showers like a masochist 😂
My grandfather used to refuse to make double baked potatoes if we weren’t going to eat the skin 😂 my mom asked him to make them for a potluck and he INSISTED she bring home the skins. The irony was that he was in amazing shape and really took care of himself through food & fitness but still fucked himself up being a terrible alcoholic. 🤷🏻♀️
Don't peel. Just slice in half. Hold it like a bowl and spoon out the inside. Like you would eat ice cream from a dish. I saw kids on a school bus in Australia do it that way.
I don’t do any of that except the tiny little oranges they’ve somehow removed like all the piff, and I remember a deer ate the whole thing so I tried it and it’s actually really tasty I have no idea if it’s good or bad for me, couldn’t care less lol
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Laura's dude voice and body language are impeccable.
Agreed she is hilariously on point
Drag King material
Probably because those types of dudes are very feminine, lol, no guy takes 'em seriously
@@Myaccktwait is that a thing?
why yes of course it is @@Evorax
“i feel like if women didn’t exist-“ I AM CACKLING
“You wouldn’t exist, good sir 🫡 “ 😂
@@thomasnolan100you read that wrong.
@@sebastiaanv oh well? Lol
@@thomasnolan100 those progressive women are right
@@RYCH3 definitely, they surely don't.🤡🌍🫡
"I like to edge in an ice bath" is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard😭
Someone please give this woman a Netflix comedy special or something even better than that. She is fantastic.
That is the most Sigma male thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Ok but the phrase kinda goes hard tbh
Sums it all up haha
Sounds like a heart attack..🎉
The commitment to the bit by eating a raw onion is awe inspiring.
Miriam Margoyles did a 'what's in my handbag' short for Vogue. Onion came out and she just started eating it 😂
No face while eating the onion too.
What a legend.
It takes practice
It's actually a peeled apple😉
I knew a guy in university who ate a whole raw onion, because it was the only food he had left on a Sunday, when shops were closed xD
I worked at a farmstand for 8 years and the WILD WAYS IVE SEEN PEOPLE EAT RAW PRODUCE. I truly learned how to free my mind from the restraints of polite society
The cut after “if women didn’t exist” 😂😂😂😂
My fav part
I went to uni with a guy who was gorgeous but ate a raw onion every day because his grandad had done that for 80 years and claimed it was the secret to his longevity. I always thought it was the longest April Fools' joke ever.
There's some moderately convincing evidence that eating roughly a medium raw onion per day boosts testosterone. Maybe grandpa accidentally stumbled on something.
I mean, if he was gorgeous and his male ancestors lived for a long time. I'd take that as a win. Gimme onion daddy.
@@rawkhawk414😂😂
I want him
A real "He's a 10 but..."😂
“I like to edge in an ice bath” is CRAZY. 😂 Laura, you are a genius for this one.
“If you ate right, you wouldn’t get cold” 😭😭😭😭
It's hard to pick a favorite part of this bit, but . Yeah... That's my favorite
@@abbyschwendler1107 sameeee 😭
THE WET SPOTS ON THE SWEATSHIRT HAHAHA
Why and how did they
@@Metguy123from edging in the ice bath 😂
😂😂😂😂
Edging in an ice bath is emotional damage
All men have done it once right
The pinky out holding the onion is so spot on physicality for this type of dude 😭😭
I love the Nalgegen bottle hanging from the character's waist.
Omg this is my husband. And don’t forget the ”still smoking cigs and drinking like it would be healthy” part.
Ouch 😂😂
Laura had a six-string active pre-amp bass on hand to play random dude characters 😂
As a beginner who bought a 5 string and an acoustic four string, I feel that rofl. Also.... Does she slap?
Exactly what I was thinking! Do they slap?
Way too accurate
Huh?
"Big Fruit's got you *pinned*" lmfao the delivery of that took me OUT
So disturbed by the strawberries I bought a couple weeks ago. I wasn’t going to eat them before they went bad so I put them out in the back yard for the animals over a week ago -- they're still out there, only one has been nibbled on, and they're still frighteningly fresh-looking despite weathering a few storms since then. Even the ANTS aren't eating them.
😅😅
Meanwhile my strawberries turn to mold if I leave the room to wash my hands before handling them
They heard guy-Laura talking about edging in an ice bath and turned to stone.
idk where you re from but what did you expect buying strawberry in the middle of march? of course it ll be full of antibiotics
Are you sure you didn't buy them in decor section? 😅
Just casually whips out the six string bass
😂😂❤ I know 😂
Instant sub❤
Arguably one of the LEAST casual of instruments. 😅
Those noises after “sometimes I just eat the green part” Hahaha. Love it. You’re too funny 🫶🏻😂😆🤣❤️
“you don’t eat the skin?”
“sometimes i edge in an ice bath”
“i feel like if women didn’t exist”
popped off with those words
She always gets the little details. So good. 😂
The coughing has given me a clue. This is young laura's dad, that's how he conquered laura Mum's heart
I mean munching on an onion like it's nothing is pretty impressive ngl
Oh! You need to check it her Italian dad / German mom vids! 😹 Highly recommend!
I like to Edge in an Ice Bath!?!?
WTF!?! 😂
Okay, that was scary accurate in physical comedy, perfect comedic timing, and writting. I love this. 😂 ♡
My only friend growing up ate the leaves on the strawberries... the only person I've ever known to eat them. 😆 She was a skinny little freckled blonde girl who had like 6 Jack Russell's, a goat and a few rats as pets. The day I learned she eats the leaves on strawberries was the day I saw her running around her family's pond, singing "fish heads fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!"
I think she's like a singer/model now or something.... Haven't seen her in probably 10 years.
I love that fish heads song 😂😂 my dad used to play it all the time lmao
@@JFKismyhusband_ lol! I thought my friend made it up until my sister told me where it came from when I was about 20 years old! Lol
@@Mebh547 haha! That’s hilarious 😂 my sisters used to scream like Bloody Mary when he played it 😅
this is so cute ;-;
Omg i am dying. My son is going thru his teenage angst stage and this is so spot-on accurate. I sent this to my husband and he is lol, too. Im glad to know this is a "thing" lol because i hear this every day. From the food to the women to the guitar and ice its so accurate omg.
Keep an eye on his Internet stuff, with boundaries of course. Like, teen boys are free to try things out and be moody and have their phases, but the manosphere is really preying on exactly these boys, and sadly some grown men hold onto the repulsive, baseless, and self fulfilling cycles it instills.
watch out of he starts repeating the sexism stuff that’s rampant online lmao then it’s gone beyond just teenage angst
Be careful if it's more than teenage angst and gets into bigoted and manosphere rhetoric.
If he starts talking about "the top g" unironically, send him back.
my friend eats the whole apple, this is EXACTLY how she acts about it, sending this to her rn
It's so easy though
My ex eats kiwi skins
@@izzy1906 So do I. The skin is pretty thin and palatable.
sometimes I eat kiwi skins but a whole apple is different 😮💨
@@genthespacewitch you do you, but I really can't handle it. It makes my mouth itch!
I play bass and sometimes eat the whole strawberry, i feel worryingly picoed upon.
But do you play a six sting bass?
I'm surprised it doesn't have fanned frets.
Do you edge in an ice bath?
Every single part of this is my awful ex. Down to the ice bath and the misogyny. He also used to put clay powder in his protein shakes for "detoxification" yet was an alcoholic lmao
“Are you sure you know how to feed yourself?” 💀
THE SHOES ARE A NICE TOUCH 😂
“i feel like if women didn’t exist-“ had me CACKLING
I love the stems and kiwi skin. Extra texture!
Wow. Laura got me girlcrushin' in this bit 😂😂😂!
I like to edge in an ice bath too ngl
As a foreigner in Germany, you got the best parts of german character
“If you are right you wouldn’t get cold.” 😆
lmao the creativity and intelligence to create these skits so accurately ---👌👌👌
The guitar interlude was SO on-point! 🤣
I cackled at the edging in an ice bath
Okay, but don't sleep on the greens of a carrot though. You can make a mean pesto with that.
The only part of a carrot you should give a bunny
Omg I need more of this character, this is some incredible drag king energy
This one especially is so hilarious & spot-on! 🤣🤣🤣
Every time that I see a bit involving someone biting a raw onion as if it were an apple, I have to applaud the commitment.
“I like to edge in an ice bath” 😂
The half up half down bun is perfect, just adds to the character
It does!
manbun of course :)
Omgggg, Im a woman and use that hairstyle, also eat whatever its edible of the veggies and fruits😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 But im not an incel nor femcel🤌🤌
Guys like this have all their self esteem wrapped up in the sound
of their own voice. She nailed it.
I FEEL LIKE IF WOMEN DIDNT EXIST
I'm getting called out to infinity
Same vibes as the person who eats the chicken cartilage and when someone points it out theyre like "its good for you 🤓"
All the onion "outtakes." 😂
More Dad skits, please!!!! 😂
You are so funny! Love you and your videos!🩷🩷🩷
Omg... that is my son right there 😂😂😂 God bless him 😂
My partners dad was told to stop eating lemon peels because they were destroying his teeth 🍋😍
What the fuck? 😂
Who in their right mind would eat lemon rinds willingly?! They're sooo bitter!
@@audreydoyle5268i was eating burritos with my boyfriend and I had a lime, I squeezed it and then put it aside and he just picked it up and ate it and I just stared at him in disbelief
Imagine eating so many lemon rinds that your dentist had to step in 💀
Hilarious, you’re so freakin good 😂
This is the sort of guy at a party. That I move a few feet away from . Then continue to enjoy myself.
I love how I've never met this guy BUT I SO KNOW THIS GUY. And also dated him. You're brilliant 😂
My children eat the green part of strawberries and cry when I take them off lol
my friend eats the whole apple, sending this to her rn
Guy I worked with did that before. No lie, every time I see an apple I always get this slight sense of inadequacy. Like, I'm not doing the "human" thing quite good enough.
I get the same thing with chicken wings too. Have you people that can just stick the wing in their mouth and pull it out completely cleaned!?
Omgy! She's hysterically funny. I'm cracking up, Dude. 😂
What's with the Ryan Gosling impression?
I eat kiwi with the skin on, too!
You, are very talented, & fun to watch.
God I love your facial expressions 😂😂😂
bro this bro is gooning over greens bro
I wish I could laugh at this, but my husband eats the entire apple. 🤦
I think this character's mom spent 3 days in Berlin. You are brilliant, and so very funny. Thank you for being you.
Why are your vids so relatable...? My dad's best friend is literally a rind eater. I watched the man eat a banana peel once!
I once had a first date with a girl who ate an entire apple in front of me, core and all. It was totally normal until she ate the whole apple core, I had no words after that.
When I was a kid we had an apple tree in the backyard they weren't very big so if you didn't eat the whole thing you wasn't going to get nothing❤❤❤😂
It's quite common, actually. I do it too! 🙂
Eating the apple normally and then the core is truly wild. Most people I've seen eat whole apples go from the bottom so the chunks of core are diluted by the rest of the apple.
@Dovorans I tend to eat them in quarters (often dipped in peanut butter! 😋😁), but coring them is a bit of a pain n I heard that the cores were healthy, so I said what the heck 🤷♀️
Not the baby name
I dated that guy, and when left to his own devices he never ate an actual meal, just all of what could be ingredients separately and uncooked. He also always took freezing cold showers like a masochist 😂
That 6 string bass is absolutely gorgeous btw
"Edging in an ice bath". 911 has been dialed. Lol
I never thought I'd frikin hear "i like to edge in an ice bath" and straight up laugh so hard fr
As a dude the importance of gut microbiome health and handicapped edging challenges cannot be understated.
The rinds of an orange are actually pretty good when propperly prepared
"...U DONT EAT DA SKINNN?!" 🤷🏼♂️ LOVE IT 😅
I had guinea pigs for like 8 years and the strawberry greens were always reserved for them
This is amazing, thank you!
"I feel like if women didn't exist-". 😂 I'm dead.
I literally almost spat out my drink at "I like to edge _in an ice bath"_
PLEASE COME TO NYC!! ❤ you!!
There's nothing there to edge if you're in an ice bath 😂
I love how « eating the greens on strawberries » is less weird than the rest 😂
You are an international treasure.
The way the sweatshirt is all wet/smeared with the dripping/gnawed on orange at “All the nutrients are in the skin!!”
THE FACE AT THE END, PLEASEEEE
Even owning that multiscale is such a flex
Not a multiscale though.
Snap you're right, maybe it's just the angle she's holding it at but I thought I saw fanned frets @@kataitamas
@@blitheringape5321 Having a 6 string bass is already a confirmation of flexing anyway.
This is a masterpiece
Low-key expected him to go bite a fruit tree
she whipped out the five string for that lmaoooo
You would be surprised how many people of all sorts in Canada that eat the leaves. In the arctic they eat the skin on kiwis...
Canadians who eat leaves and kiwi skins reporting in... (laziness first, nutrition second)
My grandfather used to refuse to make double baked potatoes if we weren’t going to eat the skin 😂 my mom asked him to make them for a potluck and he INSISTED she bring home the skins.
The irony was that he was in amazing shape and really took care of himself through food & fitness but still fucked himself up being a terrible alcoholic. 🤷🏻♀️
The energy of that make sure you know how to feed yourself 😂
Im too lazy to peel the kiwi skin off at school because we have crappy utensils so I just eat them 😂
Yellow kiwi, yes!
Green kiwi, nooooo
Don't peel. Just slice in half.
Hold it like a bowl and spoon out the inside.
Like you would eat ice cream from a dish.
I saw kids on a school bus in Australia do it that way.
I’m screamin you’re so funny lmao. I’m someone who eats the whole strawberry including the green simply bc I’m too lazy to pluck it off 😭
I don’t do any of that except the tiny little oranges they’ve somehow removed like all the piff, and I remember a deer ate the whole thing so I tried it and it’s actually really tasty I have no idea if it’s good or bad for me, couldn’t care less lol
“Big Fruits got you pinned” BRUH 🤣🤣🤣
Omg !! 🤣🤣. In the 70s and 80s my American 🇺🇸 Dad used to drink the juice from the can of green beans !!