You can't Fix Me... 🔪🩸
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- Опубліковано 9 бер 2024
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I can’t fix Bao… but I bet the local veterinarian can get her fixed!
But can he legally do that? I thought she was an endangered species...
@@Xbalanque84 some species are just doomed to go extinct no matter the effort to preserve them by virtue of said species' sheer stupidity, just look at pandas
Local veterinarian here, please don't bring a fkin whale to us.
We mostly work with mammals, yes, but whales are not in our area of specialization.
Please contact your local government to be directed to the nearest marine biologist.
@@Xbalanque84She’d never attract a mate so it doesn’t matter either way.
Any doctor can chemically castrate anyone. Just prescribe the right depression medication. There are several that can do the trick.
No one can fix Bao 💀
No one should.
i can trust
She doesn’t need fixing
It's because the dent is terminal
Nah, I'd win.
Bao acts like such a scary yandere, but irl she's too shy to tell her waiter he got her order wrong
The duality of man
Man? What do you mean MAN?
@Assassin0 man is ironically a gender neutral term im pretty sure if not its just a short term for huMANity if not both
Anybody else notice that Bao may be a furry? She likes Blaid from Elden Ring.
I don't think she's a furry per se, she's just willing to smash anything that's willing to smash her. Also several things that aren't
The contrast between the horror theme and this sussy outfit is CRAZY
Bao may have gotten a new great model. But its the same old Bao inside. Shes down bad, same barking, same wolf men preferences, and same head dent.
Hell yea
yep
Me a few months ago: I CAN FIX HER
Me now: Probably not now.
Bao breaks the people that try to fix her
Break your sanity against me!
- Bao the wale
5:52
Bao: Fix Me Fix Me!
*Halo Music plays In my Brain*
Naw.....All shits and giggles till i hear Doom theme
Yeah no one can fix you but that's part of your charm!
I agree 😊
@@tonyten39I totally agree to :)
That intro was incredible
Just don’t let the FCC see that intro. 😅
"Name a random personality in the world that can outcrazy Bao the Whale."
"...Riptide?"
Jesus Bao you gave me a heart attack with that emergency alert but I'm so happy to see Bao got a new model, it looks amazing I really love the details and some of the "fun" features it's got, like her crazy side. Also there is no fixing perfection I don't think Bao will ever be fixed and I'm fine with that but realistically I don't think Blaidd would allow himself to get captured unless he's a simp.
HELP THE BONK TOGGLE KILLED ME (also loved the outfit changes and phsyco you)
The glue part is very.. interesting..
Wait a minute, dark Alter ego, Baofred and a goon cave... The Dark Whale Rises
It is proven. Bao is an SCP.
Fuck Baoberry happen
On a serious note, Bao 2.0 really takes the Pillow Princess concept to the next level & Blaidd unknowingly blanking Bao at that ball basically unlocked the deep dark Yandere within her that we knew could potentially exist but not 100%.
I'd defo be cooked like a turkey on Thanksgiving if Bao dragged my Baobble ass into her Goon Cave. 😂😅
Dangerous lady like Bao might be my favorite version of her so far. Especially since she can't stop being silly even when role-playing XD
The Baodela catalogue
0:26 - 0:40
That part actually unnerved me, not going to lie.
Bao when she's out of her control: FIX ME 😈
ME: *PROCEEDS TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE 💀.*
Bao: *acts crazy*
Me: I like her
Why on all the worlds would I ever want to fix you, Bao? You’re perfect
I lost it at the "glue" spray
Bao:you can't fix me.
Me: who said I wanted to
You can't fix what isn't broken.
5:18
AYOOOOOO!!! 🤣💀
Who splooged all over Bao?!
Road workers who painted lines on the road when Bao took a nap on it.
@@SzaraSzarancza *WHEEZE*
My bad
I don’t think that’s glue…
I love the Mandela Catalogue untro 🤣
I really respect the puppy toggle, everyone has a cat ear toggle, nice to see the dog one.
I’m proud of you, Bobo. You’re a good girl
She became a yandere
Became?
She was always like this
About to fight my demons twice with this vid. The Remembrance of Bao 💀
Loved the analog horror bit at the start, that was really creative!~ ❤
Bro that glue shot is insane lol.... i think Mace Windu was right " she too powerful to be left alive "
All jokes aside this is a fucking amazing model 💀
The Ojosama laughter make me skip a beat, but a gremlin continued talking and all went back to normal
The model is fantastic always glad to see the gamer dent and 7:14 I bet Bao could win the squirting contest... also the glue and 7:31 is wild
Graduated from whale to bubble. Perfect
7:55 i give in her own words "im proud of you bao"
not even God himself can fix Bao, maybe he is too scared to come down from heaven
If Bao was fixed, could we accept a positive outlook Bao who will alway tell us that everything is fine to our faces or do we stick with what we have a Bao who may one day climb though our monitor or phone just because she learned that we're single and available?
I love the way she physically reaches through my monitor and prys my eyes open!
SOMEONE PUT IT DOWN 😭😭
Ya know what, forget Pagen Minn and Joseph Seed, her INsanity is the perfect representation to Vaas.
i LOVED the analog horror intro, this debut was awesome!!
She's perfect. No fixing needed. Don't fix what's not broken. I love them crazy, gets my blood pumping and sometimes running.
"I can fix her"
Famous last words-
These Options go HARD!
I'm proud of you Bobo!
Can’t fix what ain’t broken.
I would say I can fix her but this is Bao we’re talking about
love how even when shit changed, chat was still too distracted by the feet lol
You were put on this world for a reason and you can win Blaidd's heart without violence, I know it Bao!
She doesnt need fixing, shes perfect the way she is
I feel like this is Bao in her purest form.
Great video, love the editing ! I love the new model !
Her favorite song, “I am broken and I am beautiful”
the whale has evolved into ... jelly ! :D
she can even sting now XD as well as be cute and bouncy and honestly how did they make it look so squishy and good ^^
They can't,but I can.
Nice editing work!
Her mew model is both terrifying and adorable at the same time
Cant fix what's already Perfect
my body just regenerates, also we're all proud of you bao
She pulled off the yandere so well but her true nature as a gooner betrays her 😂😂😂
There are mood swings, and then there is Bao's Mood Human Centrifuge with mandatory random number generator.
The SFX go crazy
Bao doesn't need to be fixed , just loved
Aight. I love Bao now
I'm proud of you bao you are a good person.
this stream was so good, i was legit shocked Bao could show such dominant energy though not gonna lie
There’s no fixing perfection boys. I’m proud of you Bobo.
I don't need to fix Bao, I want her this way
I mean we all try every day. She's lucky we like her
Bao laughs I smile
At least I died trying.
nah, the beginning and end were nightmare fuel, as intended
😂 Here I am going the “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me.” Route of thought.
I'm proud of you. Such a good girl.
Finally Perfection, peak is here
Good lord the tummy physics 😍
I'm proud of you Bobo you're such a good girl
“I can fix them 🥴”
Oh no you can't
Always amusing when one of the "Bikini Bottoms" tries to assert some sort of dominance, since I can't help but laugh. XD
5:40 is my favourite
cutter out, full Yuno Gasai vibe
0:30 OOOOH BAO AND MANDELA CATALOGUE WOW!
I cant fix her, because she ain’t broke 💙 she’s just a little quirky like that, she don’t bite.
I am not discouraged that easily.
You can't fix bao coz she's already perfect.
Yandere Bao is crazy, I love it😂
The new model looks so cute 😂
For real, though, I'm proud of you, Bobo.
The facts that bao knew that we are all gona be like "i can fix her"
Im proud of you bao
Bao is beyond salvation. We've lost guys
You freaked out my cat with that sound at the beginning
Im not afraid of u! I dont fear anything!
Probably can't fix Bao. But I'll die trying
I can't fix Bao but it won't stop me from trying
✨YOU ARE MY SPESIALZ✨
I'm proud of you bibo
hot dang bao outdid herself my goodness.
BAO HAS BECOME ABSOLUTE FIEND A STRAIGHT BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!!
I know I can't fix her. Since I can't fix her, might as well join her.