What if Colress has a Wife? Pippa Pipkin
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
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we live in a world where a pink rabbit wants to Persona 3 herself for a war criminal who looks like if Ellen DeGeneres and Pyrocynical had a kid
Lol haha 😂
How did two lesbians have a kid?
@@grahamquzeul8678 I honestly didn't think about that
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@@grahamquzeul8678via inflation ;)
It’s honestly so adorable that Pippa thinks new people will like Colress and not think he’s pug fugly.
Love is truly blind.
He's beautiful to her, and that's all that matters ❤
Pippa doesn't have to worry.
She and Colress are already married and had some kids together.
I think I saw them enjoying some McDonalds together yesterday.
it was wcdonalds not McDonalds
Also, Pippa was entertaining Lumi's kid.
Until she remembers to take her pills. Then they vanish.
her femcel energy grows in power everyday
Chromu said she's like Yoda for femcels.
@@MASJYTsmall, long ears and weird muppet eyes, she really does look like yoda
@@MASJYTthat’s fuckin hilarious
pippa is definitive proof pippa exists
my mistake I meant to say femcels but this is funnier
Pippa, if Colress has a wife, have you considered being part of his harem?
People talk about anime fans and their "waifus" but they don't mention the disaster that happened after Twilight was released. If I was Bram Stoker, I would have committed toaster bath.
To think a mercenary, war criminal and fugitive can be a science teacher, Pippa is truly a mentally stable individual
The NTR arc has begun.
I wish I had as much unfounded confidence in myself as Pippa has in Sheldon DeGeneres Cooper Jr. being the new husbando of Pokemon players.
lore update: Colress converts to pokeislam and has 9 wives
it's up to you if pippa is one of them, none of them or all of them
pokeislam goes hard as fuck
they must have a lot of voltorbs.
Hide yo lemons, hide yo husband, Lumi is heading out.
You just got a glimpse inside the mind of a fan girl...
This is why I don't mess with BTS fans..
If I worked for GF I would give Colress a pink haired schizo wife.
"Look, most of the shit you put in these, you just _hope_ that'll make it sell more copies. This right here is at least one _guaranteed_ sale."
The pink rabbit always has the Capippalists if somebody takes the toothpaste haired man.
A man like Colress is married to science, which is Pippa's curse and blessing
She didn't consider the 4D approach: get adopted by the couple
"Oh no stepdaddy, i'm stuck!"
Pippa is just gonna become the 'other' woman
I have an idea to keep the pink bunnuy from Minecrafting herself. One of us...should become Colres IRL. Not me though that's too much commitment.
I know a friend from college who looks like a Great Value Colress but he thinks vtubers are -part of the depopulation psyop to distract lonely men who would otherwise go Postal- cringe.
@@MK_ULTRA420 sounds like we need to -push- lead him down the Vtuber rabbit hole.
I don't want another pekora cosplay situation
Dude I love psyops
whos gonna tell her colress may have passed cuz he was very old in sun and moon
Pippa isekai where she reincarnates into the Pokemon world and stalks Colress, plotting to kill his wife...
_...But Pippa was reincarnated as a Lopunny. _
This pink rabbit can fit so many mental illnesses in it
This is the arc were pippa becomes gail chord schuler. Hopefully she also writes really funny books aswell.
Everyboddy, Write to Nintendo and tell them that Colress wife must be a short pink hair rabbit girl
He did come back in gen 7 so it might be possible for him to be in gen 9 in a way
Be the babysitter for colress and his wife
Hey, mistresses are very popular nowadays. Oh, right, this is Pippa, she'd steal Colress' gizmos and send his wife to another dimension.
If you think about it shiny lopunny is a pink rabbit
I hope for some juicy Pipper NTR doujinshi.
Truely, Pippa's joker arc begins
Don't worry Pippa he may have a wife but he only loves you
There's another option Pippa: Go on a yandere arc.
1:26 ... therapy. You need therapy. Better yet, a real husbando.
Not me though, I'm not powerful enough. Get a husbando with a similar power level (autism spectrum score) as yours.
Srly, best of luck.
But what if it turns out that in the dlc, that Colress's wife is indeed PIPPA. I think she will enjoy that
@PhaseConnect
Fishman, if u are reading this make this happen
Before Colress, After Colress and soon After Colress's wife
I mean, there's an obvious solution to the problem of Colress's wife... xD
I can only think of two canonically married couples (other than background npcs)
Kukui and Burnett
Honey and Mustard
And I can’t think of a single instance where a canon character was given a spouse in a later generation
She’s probably safe
What about Caroline and Norman (May’s parents)
Lenora and the other dude that i'm not sure if has an actual name.
Well, if Colress has a wife, she still Tenmaress (?)
she finds out that colress is in the new dlc and has a wife, so she unalives herself only to wake up in a pokemon world where colress exists and has a wife.
Imagine if she offed herself because Colress had a wife and ended up getting Isekai'd as his wife...
I honestly cannot relate. I know they're fixtional. And I just want to see her be happy.
1:14 LMFAO
ColRyS?
"HiRyS, it's Colres."
The (...) part is Unova
Thanks!!
I hope colress has a happy marriage with the woman (or man) he has in the Pokemon world.
What music is that in the background? Sounds like a track I need to add to my playlist
I put the link in the description!!
I’ve seen this mindset once before. It’s f**king twilight syndrome. Back when I worked with children in a after school care (for work experience a few years ago) I swear I saw a kid (and yes it was a girl, typical) that was reading twilight like it was the gateway to life or something. All I said was “why on green mothers earth are you reading that rubbish” and she went from reading her book to surprise pikachu face like I told her all of the most known disgusting sexual fantasies known to man and read it out loud to spite her. Yeah did not like me after that.
Even later that day she try to beat me in handball to prove that “twilight is the best thing ever”. She didn’t win of course but I never seen a 10-ish year old who never played handball be so determined to beat someone their whole life in a game of handball. When I got out (throw on purpose to catch my breath) as soon as she got in she immediately got to ace and just destroyed one kid after another just to get me back in so she can beat me. Even the boys that have played handball for a number of years and are pretty good got annihilated. Went from reader to terminator like a light switch from off to on. Even to this day I wondered what in gods name happened that day. Like damn
I don't understand selfinsert how does it work?
by self insert I think she means a character that is devoid of any definable personality traits so that viewers can insert themselves in their place. Bella from Twilight is a good example of this
@@Crimson522 Yeah I dont think that exist
@@rafresendenrafresenden.1644it absolutely exists. Dating sim protagonists are made so the player can feel like they connect with the other characters.
@@rafresendenrafresenden.1644 You don't think blank slate characters exist? Have you played a Pokemon game before?
@@rafresendenrafresenden.1644 wow man just downplayed Patrick Bateman and most characters played by Ryan Gosling...
Nah b you probably got him to yourself lol nobody wants that ish
The whole point of getting married is so you have a spouse to cheat on. It's the greatest rush and most reliable cure for impotence.
This is the most animated Colress fan I've ever seen and I am living for the fangirling. X-D