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I actually really like the fact you guys are not really good at a lot of this stuff. It is REAL guys learning to do something. It makes me feel better and accept the fact I’m not perfect the first time out.
@@WinterCharmVT That was a real challange for me when starting out hobbies. The period of time when you really aren't good at something before you start to pick it up. Gotta stick with it and do it to get better. Have you seen Gavin?
There's an excellent dynamic between these two trainers. One explains the principles of movement which can work for some people. The other gets hands on and guides the movements when the demonstrations fail to impart the knowledge. When I first learned to do a tuck roll it came pretty naturally, but for some of the others there was a lot of hip bumps and head bumps. They could've benefited tremendously from this dude coming in and guiding their hips. We all learn differently. Big kudos to these two trainers.
Grown men have never been so excited to give out high fives. Sad thing is that those coaches are the most encouraging ones I have ever seen in real life. 😂
Had a nice group here (other side of the pond) with a crazily invested coach/trainer. He'd push us to our borders every time and be the one celebrating the hardest whenever someone landed something new! Unfortunately the group got very big and more and more expensive. Couldn't afford it at the time and now i cant muster the courage to get back there
Baktillus hmmm, sad. It's so much different having a coach than training by yourself but you can always try to, better than just hoping to someday have someone help you get back into it
A PLF is kind of a reverse parkour roll using the same principles. With a parkour roll, after the balls of your feet hit the ground, you spread out the impact across your body from top to bottom. With a PLF it's bottom to top.
Y'all planning to go back? Those guys are great teachers and everybody knows the modern rogue is gonna have to bust out of at least one FEMA camp and that skill set would surely be a boon.
not gonna lie, this opener with half jump by brian for the bar and falling flat goes right up there with Jason's internet is ruined scream as some of the funniest thing I've ever seen you guys do, man did that make my day :D
I was the one who found the angle for that shot, and I'm still somehow surprised and delighted by it every time I come back to this episode. I agree that it's lowkey one of our best moments.
I mean, they've taught us to throw thin objects, make improvised weapons, kill someone barehanded, and now how to jump from obscenely high places. This channel is ninja training camp
I am 14, weigh 190 pounds and 5'9. I started doing parkour 5 weeks ago to lose some of that weight and generally feel better. This is very inspirational and you guys are already doing way better than I am ;D
these instructors are doing a GREAT job! not everyone has this good diagnostic eye to spot biomechanic or mobility mistakes and correct them on a basic level
Well now I feel old. I'm 24 and can barely put my socks on. Parkour is one of those things that I wish I had picked up when I was younger. Not that it is too late now, but I'm a bit hampered by a multitude of injuries. Basically, I have the body of a 60 year old.
I think the thing I like the most about this channel is it feeds that primal need to learn about all this stuff and never be bored. From parkour to flipping cards knives or making a replica of my face out of gelatin. It never gets old, and these guys are beginners at all this stuff (mostly) so it gives me an idea of what it might be like for me to try it.
I love these types of videos because its easy to teach myself at home, because you guys ask the question that im thinking, and when you mess up, I learn the mistakes. Thanks guys
Really love this channel. I appreciate the longer videos and the dedication it takes to make them. I think you should have some kind of poll with each video so that you get viewer interaction and helps with picking the best topics so that you get the most views for your effort! Thanks!
Well talk about motivating. I've been watching parkour myself, too insecure and here I come watching my two favorite idiots bumble about and doing something I've always wanted to do! Feels a lot less embarrassing.
These instructors were amazing with information about the sport and how to educate those that have never done it before. I am highly impressed with this channels guests!
Probably one of my favourite modern rouges. I've always wanted to join a parkour gym but I never really have the time or money to. Maybe this could be something I start in college
CardboardSeven well parkour first started in the streets of the suburbs of Paris and was inspired by french militery training that was done partialy in the woods, so you don' t really need a Gym for it. The Parkour Movement in my city ist rather big and they don't need one. Just search the Internet for Parkour clubs in your City look at the training dates and visit them, the ones in my city where really welcoming !😉👍
So... Landing and rolling, throwing knives, fighting with daggers, making flashbangs with lighters... You are ninjas right? Jokes aside, i know you know the book 100 deadly skills... There is a book called "the book of ninja" by anthony cummins or however its written... Its the ninja version of that book... And is totally REAL
Mojo probably not, learning things you do with your body is easier from visuals than words but it is possible. There have been martial art words written with no representations that somehow still teach something
Man, one of you is even more buffed than the other! Cheers for the new video, great effort. I always like how you to are seriously eager to learn new stuff and put your thought and effort in.
Oh my...! One or two comments to Brushwood about his face getting fuller and his belly and this man shows up looking JACKED in a body hugging T Shirt in 4 months. Thats commitment. Salute to you Sir.
Despite being a super un-sporty kid I took up parkour about two years ago. It's so much fun for feeling badass, building strength and (very slowly) building confidence. I've always had problems with confidence but all of my parkour coaches have been excellent for breaking up moves into teeny tiny baby tasks. TL;DR: I recommend parkour to everyone.
I mean, the stereotypical fantasy rogue shares a lot with the stereotypical fantasy ninja, just more with an emphasis on skills acquired here and there by necessity and less on years of training on a mountain in some ancient art of ninjutsu.
When I first started watching Scam School I didn't think that six years later I would see the same punk rock, spikey-haired magician become such a cheesy dad learning parkour. I love this show!
Parkour long bow jitsu... while drunk... with Jason dressed as Kirk and Brian as Quark being the ferengi he is. Just a video idea, not holding my breath... just throwing it out there.
Wow! Every joint in my body is aching at just the thought of trying this. I wish I could do it, but I've had it up to my ass with hospitals, so I won't. (I've had cars that needed less repair than my ankle, and there's a shoulder that sounds like a drum corps warming up.) Would Parkour be useful if someone was shooting at you?
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The Modern Rogue AYYY
NOTICE ME
I want to join but a website with the word scam in it makes me a little hesitant
Do we get to choose the color of the lighter? I know, I'm asking for a lot. =D
No no, asking for the fire wallet would be asking for a lit. ...lot.... whatever.
I am kind of jealous that you've found a way to make a living out of drinking, building dangerous things, and doing stunts.
It's... pretty great. The only thing we're missing is funding to make this our full time gig.
**cough** patreon.com/modernrogue **cough**
I know, right? Bryan has the dream resume. Magician, internet personality, bar mage, and jack of all things rogue.
So basically, you guys are like the Mythbusters' badass brothers
@@rebelguy9487 legend testers
@@ModernRogue love the shameless plug
Now with his combined skills of parkour and magazine nunchucks Jason can become the world's slowest ninja
heh.
Omfg
This is the funniest fucking comment I have ever seen
Slow is smooth , smooth is fast😂
I actually really like the fact you guys are not really good at a lot of this stuff. It is REAL guys learning to do something. It makes me feel better and accept the fact I’m not perfect the first time out.
Thanks! Glad you caught that.
Exactly. Seeing the effort and practice, and learning process makes me feel okay about starting and not getting it perfect every time.
@@WinterCharmVT That was a real challange for me when starting out hobbies. The period of time when you really aren't good at something before you start to pick it up. Gotta stick with it and do it to get better. Have you seen Gavin?
@@TheMaritimeHorror Have you found him yet?
If you like real guys learning to do stuff, check out someone on UA-cam names Mike Boyd. That’s what his channel’s all about.
There's an excellent dynamic between these two trainers. One explains the principles of movement which can work for some people. The other gets hands on and guides the movements when the demonstrations fail to impart the knowledge.
When I first learned to do a tuck roll it came pretty naturally, but for some of the others there was a lot of hip bumps and head bumps. They could've benefited tremendously from this dude coming in and guiding their hips. We all learn differently.
Big kudos to these two trainers.
thanks, man! We'll pass that along.
Eric and I appreciate the kind words and the feedback :)
Who thinks Brian and Jason would be the coolest people to meet during the apocalypse?
Yeah, add the Primitive Technology guy to that and you have New World Order
Mashed TomatoesYT Until one goes to hit something and half of their magazine nunchuck flies off and smacks you in the face
NtGism and then the primitive guy gets hungry and his enhanced instincts take over and then he kills one of them before eating them.
Freki, kills ONE before eating THEM? Damn, brutal.
Mark The Gr8 lmao my bad *eats him
Watching grown men jump up and down.... What has happened to my life, I love it.
hahaha
These aren't grown men...
They're just very old children
_The Modern Rogue:_ -Breaks an Ankle- Learns Parkour landings. I'm kinda proud of you guys!
**high fives**
How do you get those fonts?
On either side of the words put * for bold, _ for italic, and - for strike through.
*TheRealAlpha2* -ok- _Thanks_
TheRealAlpha2 -like this?- *Am I doing it?* _I hope so._
I haven't even watched it yet but im gonna guess the injury counter is going to be needed in this episode
over/under 3 times is reset
*Next time on modern rogue:* Jason and Brian won’t stop rolling, seriously they can’t stop they think it looks too cool
Can we just appreciate how strong and how much control those trainers need to do the rolls so slowly?
Grown men have never been so excited to give out high fives. Sad thing is that those coaches are the most encouraging ones I have ever seen in real life. 😂
They were fantastic.
Where have you been training that had unenthused coaches?
SirRandomMonkey Went with a friend in San José about three years ago and Coach was visibly frustrated... Thought he'd pop a blood vessel. 😂
Had a nice group here (other side of the pond) with a crazily invested coach/trainer. He'd push us to our borders every time and be the one celebrating the hardest whenever someone landed something new!
Unfortunately the group got very big and more and more expensive. Couldn't afford it at the time and now i cant muster the courage to get back there
Baktillus hmmm, sad. It's so much different having a coach than training by yourself but you can always try to, better than just hoping to someday have someone help you get back into it
Oh wow... that parkour roll looks similar to a PLF (parachute landing fall).... OMG! THAT'S IT!
The Modern Rogue needs to go skydiving!
oohhhhhhhhhhh, dear.
You're right.
A PLF is kind of a reverse parkour roll using the same principles. With a parkour roll, after the balls of your feet hit the ground, you spread out the impact across your body from top to bottom. With a PLF it's bottom to top.
Not only skydiving. We need Point Break-esque air stunts!
*Excitement Intensifies*
I think they should wear wingsuits too
I didnt know rhett teaches parkour when he's not doing gmm
Lol I thought that was him
bro i was thinking the same thing
I see how you came to _THAT_ conclusion!
Remember when GMM didn't suck? Now it's 90% food episodes.
M McDonald remember when we where told as a kid if we didn't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all?
Y'all planning to go back? Those guys are great teachers and everybody knows the modern rogue is gonna have to bust out of at least one FEMA camp and that skill set would surely be a boon.
yeah, we shot two episodes that day. Next one is a lot more dynamic... I think you'll dig it.
Oh HELL yeah.
Me: That was great
They: Oh that was not right
Me: Ok that didn't look right
They: Perfect
100% accurate
"Y'all ever squat?" Is just a polite way to say "do you even lift?"
OK, I loved that. The sheer joy on Jason's face when it all came together, and the amount of times Brian said "Got it" when he didn't have it yet :D
Those guys are really good at teaching!
Right? Fantastic attention to detail.
Heh, you'd think they've been at it for 11 years.
Yeah I know Dimitri and he's cool as hell and amazing at parkour.
Rogue is love Rogue is life
not gonna lie, this opener with half jump by brian for the bar and falling flat goes right up there with Jason's internet is ruined scream as some of the funniest thing I've ever seen you guys do, man did that make my day :D
I was the one who found the angle for that shot, and I'm still somehow surprised and delighted by it every time I come back to this episode. I agree that it's lowkey one of our best moments.
12:10 That was pretty sweet lol
wanpakudanpu new opening for modern rogue
How to ninja 101 with Modern Rogue👌👌
I mean, they've taught us to throw thin objects, make improvised weapons, kill someone barehanded, and now how to jump from obscenely high places. This channel is ninja training camp
I'm both really excited and really nervous about the outtakes video for this one.
0:30 My favorite part! 😹😹 Brian just gives up! They need Trevor after this. ❤️🤗
I am 14, weigh 190 pounds and 5'9. I started doing parkour 5 weeks ago to lose some of that weight and generally feel better. This is very inspirational and you guys are already doing way better than I am ;D
you're too kind :-)
It's what I do ;D
Update?
Please more of this. I REALLY wanna see Jason do flips and shit.
oh, we'll get there.
these instructors are doing a GREAT job! not everyone has this good diagnostic eye to spot biomechanic or mobility mistakes and correct them on a basic level
agreed!
Next episode on modern ninja, “how to hide in the shadows and slit throats”
Well now I feel old. I'm 24 and can barely put my socks on.
Parkour is one of those things that I wish I had picked up when I was younger. Not that it is too late now, but I'm a bit hampered by a multitude of injuries. Basically, I have the body of a 60 year old.
Sjoholm13 just get a new body
One of the longest members at my gym is pushing 70. He drops his grandkid off at the kids class then does the adults class. What's your excuse?
Severe depression, crippling chronic back pain, a faulty meniscus, to name a few.
rip
Dexorne the modern rogue makes new body
I think the thing I like the most about this channel is it feeds that primal need to learn about all this stuff and never be bored. From parkour to flipping cards knives or making a replica of my face out of gelatin. It never gets old, and these guys are beginners at all this stuff (mostly) so it gives me an idea of what it might be like for me to try it.
I love these types of videos because its easy to teach myself at home, because you guys ask the question that im thinking, and when you mess up, I learn the mistakes. Thanks guys
“I want Trevor” that was amazing
That and the sheer _crunch_ noise when Brian full-body flops.
“Are you dead?”
“I want Trevor”
“Me too.”
😂 😂 😂
Love y’alls intros, boys
Really love this channel. I appreciate the longer videos and the dedication it takes to make them. I think you should have some kind of poll with each video so that you get viewer interaction and helps with picking the best topics so that you get the most views for your effort! Thanks!
That's all happening in the Discord and on Patreon. Join the community!
The intro had the whole "What I imagine I would do learning Parkour" VS "How I really am at any kind of exercise"
It was grueling!
I hope this continues for a couple episodes.. I enjoyed this
Awesome! We've got another one that we shot the same day.
The Modern Rogue stoked to see it
The Modern Rogue do episodes on welding.. I’m a welding teacher n would love to teach u guys
This is the best video you've done in AGES.. great video guys.. the reason I subscribed
oh, fantastic! help spread the word!
Man, these guys seem like awesome teachers. I can't explain it, but they just make everything so understandable.
agreed!
This is a way better video on introducing people to parkour than I've seen. Much more extensive.
For once Brian is picking up some of these skills faster than Jason is.
I think Brian picked up some of the Horse riding stuff quicker, actually.
Well talk about motivating. I've been watching parkour myself, too insecure and here I come watching my two favorite idiots bumble about and doing something I've always wanted to do! Feels a lot less embarrassing.
Glad to be of service!
Haha glad they inspired you! Let me know if your still interested in getting started and I'll point you in the right direction.
I love these guys. Entertainment that hits you with a sack of knowledge at the same time. Keep on keeping on guys!
The one coach was very descriptive in his teachings. Very cool to watch and learn that there is more to this than just rolling
When Brian whined “i want Trevor” 😭😭
:-D
My dream has come true this my favourite channel on this earth
12:12 Coz I'm the Modern Rogueeeeeeeeeeee
:-D
These instructors were amazing with information about the sport and how to educate those that have never done it before. I am highly impressed with this channels guests!
Thanks!
Both of you guys are like my favorite youtubers so far, love your guy's content so much!!
Thanks so much, man.
I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS SINCE . . . EVER!!!
"This is actually a recruiting mission." 😂
Hey I’ve met at dimitri at a parkour meet here in SA at Texas winter jam. Glad to see some community recognition🤙
awesome!
I wish I had these facilities when I was doing parkour. That's pretty nice
Probably one of my favourite modern rouges. I've always wanted to join a parkour gym but I never really have the time or money to. Maybe this could be something I start in college
oh, that's fantastic!! glad to hear you enjoyed it.
CardboardSeven well parkour first started in the streets of the suburbs of Paris and was inspired by french militery training that was done partialy in the woods, so you don' t really need a Gym for it. The Parkour Movement in my city ist rather big and they don't need one. Just search the Internet for Parkour clubs in your City look at the training dates and visit them, the ones in my city where really welcoming !😉👍
Parkour! *office destroyed*
One of my favorite channels doing one of my favorite things
I was genuinely surprised the techniques are so refined, good stuff.
I read the title but all i could see was "two grown men jump off stuff and probably hurt themselves"
accurate.
So... Landing and rolling, throwing knives, fighting with daggers, making flashbangs with lighters... You are ninjas right?
Jokes aside, i know you know the book 100 deadly skills... There is a book called "the book of ninja" by anthony cummins or however its written... Its the ninja version of that book... And is totally REAL
Thanks for the recommendation!
The Modern Rogue no problem, there are so many things in that book that i would love to see you try, that i HAD to recomend it ñ.ñ
could we get it on audible.com?
Indeed sir...
Mojo probably not, learning things you do with your body is easier from visuals than words but it is possible. There have been martial art words written with no representations that somehow still teach something
Finally a parkour video from you guys, I've been waiting for one for a long time, I'm so excited!
Nice.
Can’t wait for episode two!
"Are you dead..?"
"I want trevor..."
"Me too.."
Who's Trevor?
Dude in the background @ 23:16 im dying XD
I love how the guy who teaches kids... is so good with yall. ;) But seriously, explaination and all... so good
He's what I want to be as a teacher
Man, one of you is even more buffed than the other! Cheers for the new video, great effort. I always like how you to are seriously eager to learn new stuff and put your thought and effort in.
Thanks, man! Help us spread the word about the show?
Just send the link of the vid to he misses to tell her what we should not do over the free Easter weekend coming up ;)
20:23
When you get to the park and see a frisbee/duck
"I want Trevor"
We all do, we all do...
Brian: I want Trevor
Jason: me too
Actually killed me
Seeing all these rolls makes me so happy since I did Aikido back in highschool.
22:58 his sock matched with the background
Mike Mintz wait his leg looks transperarant 😐
A video on improvised suppressors would be interesting also a video on making a knife would be pretty cool
Eli
Tge new UA-cam rules aren't going to allow that
Eli illegal and yes do second one
Oh my...! One or two comments to Brushwood about his face getting fuller and his belly and this man shows up looking JACKED in a body hugging T Shirt in 4 months.
Thats commitment. Salute to you Sir.
Still working on it, but glad you noticedx
Despite being a super un-sporty kid I took up parkour about two years ago. It's so much fun for feeling badass, building strength and (very slowly) building confidence. I've always had problems with confidence but all of my parkour coaches have been excellent for breaking up moves into teeny tiny baby tasks.
TL;DR: I recommend parkour to everyone.
"In theory the height shouldn't make that big of a difference" - "Well Newton would disagree, but okay. okay" hahah :D
Honestly yall looked ridiculous at first but around halfway through it video I thought "damn, they look pretty legit!"
It's always crazy to me how quickly things get better if you don't mind looking like a goofball at first.
these are some of the better teachers ive seen in these things
The two coaches are the best teachers I have ever seen.
agreed!
Brian is going home like mommy I learned to jump today
accurate.
Yesssss
I need more parkour, the rogue skills are amazing!
Definitely coming!
Another great episode full of useful real life knowledge best channel on youtube right here folks
Any one see that guy in the background at 23:17 damn😳
kind of surprised the camera didn’t zoom in on him lmao
The whole time I was like "I wanna see if he gets out of that the way I think he will" I was happy to see my intuition paid off.
He just flys onto the wall out of nowhere
Blowguns, sword/dagger fighting, takedowns, holds, nunchucks, archery, and now parkour. When did this show turn in to The Modern Ninja?
I mean, the stereotypical fantasy rogue shares a lot with the stereotypical fantasy ninja, just more with an emphasis on skills acquired here and there by necessity and less on years of training on a mountain in some ancient art of ninjutsu.
if a ninja has to put their physical training to use,.... they failed at being a ninja.
An actual ninja, sure. But fantasy ninja seem to often be almost warriors... for... some... reason. Kind of like fantasy rogues.
When I first started watching Scam School I didn't think that six years later I would see the same punk rock, spikey-haired magician become such a cheesy dad learning parkour. I love this show!
:-D
How do you guys not have a million subscribers yet?
Because you’ve not yet told your friends! GET ON THAT!
Training like a real Rogue i see, next they'll be doing how to sneak around lol
It's on the list!
The Modern Rogue Hell yeah!!
You're gonna brush up on those Metal Gear quotes, right? :D
Then Jason broke his leg jumping down.
Nope that's isn't happening? 😂
At 23:34 that guy squeaking down the wall put me in stitches!!! lol...
I love when Jason and Brian are being taught by instructors rather than words from directions, it really shows their personalities hahahah
Rhett is my favorite modern ninja
Who?
Parkour long bow jitsu... while drunk... with Jason dressed as Kirk and Brian as Quark being the ferengi he is. Just a video idea, not holding my breath... just throwing it out there.
I'd love for us to shoot some action shorts.
Perfect for potential injuries... *cough* please accidentally break something for my entertainment *cough* ;)
Didnt think I would see yall do a video like this. But I'm a fan! Keep up the good work
"Newton would disagree, but, OK."
Fucking dead lol.
3:20 there I am
I didn’t know Rhett and Link were ninjas
Who?
Doing fantastic Job people! Thumbs up from Dubai
I love how you can visibly see how excited brian is to be doing this lol
accurate.
Wow! Every joint in my body is aching at just the thought of trying this. I wish I could do it, but I've had it up to my ass with hospitals, so I won't. (I've had cars that needed less repair than my ankle, and there's a shoulder that sounds like a drum corps warming up.) Would Parkour be useful if someone was shooting at you?
I'm betting so.
Ahhhhh time for my dose of iresponsibility
Good on Jason for giving it a go! he looks like he's about as old as I am, and as much as I'd be curious, I don't think I'd ever even attempt parkour.
Bout Time! Been waiting g for this not cause I need help in that field but I wanna watch you guys freak out