SCHOOL NURSE and A BANG - Stand Up Comedy | Yash Rathi
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2022
- This Stand Up Comedy is based on true stories, try to watch it till the end.
My Instagram: yashrathi.9...
Video shoot venue : The Laugh store Dwarka Delhi
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Video recording & Sound: Dinesh Bhutani and team (supertalks)
(All the upcoming shows will be updated on instagram, cheers and have a good night) - Комедії
First
Mai bhiii
Lol
🥉 third
😂😂
Yash bhai apna vid dali ofc ap he 1st hoga na
This line “ are ham hindu hai ” got me rolling. 😂😂😂.
Edit :- I think I got a little famous.
🔱🕉️
That line was epic
It's nod good word
@@YOUR-TYPE-GAMERZ jali na jali na teri
@@YOUR-TYPE-GAMERZ burnol का प्रयोग करे जिहादी
I am a CANCER patient and watch his video to get out of stress.
Please upload regularly 🥺
Jaldi theek ho jaao buddy ❤️
Mahakal baba bless uu ❤️
Sale jaldi thik hoja ♥️ 💪🏼💪🏼 We are with you
Marne ke pehele muzr paisa deke jana
Jaldi se thek ho ja saleee
Phir school me phatake phodne jayenge
Tu machis Lana
Don't worry bro we are with youuu ❤️❤️❤️
Get better soon ❤️💪
"Hara h jor se hi phatega"😂😂😂
THE most badass line ever😂
Matlab ka ha bhai
@@GhostOps300bhai Pakistan ka jhanda aur puri muslim community hari hai na
@@Lifes51ne damn 💀
@@GhostOps300😂😂😂
This man never disappoint us because it's a very very lovely joke 🔥♥️
Bilkul hassi nahi i
it was the first time of mine reading his disclaimer and hatts off to youu yash 🔥😂😂
same .... i was be like tf dude
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I also read it for the first time 😸
wtf
"Just close the video and be a little bitch in your own house." 🌚
Bruh he made everyone shut their mouth with this line. 💀
The Rathi we need 😏
Edit: Thanks for 4k likes 😍
THE RATHI WE HAVE : DHRUV 🤮
THE RATHI WE NEED : YASH BHAI 😎🔥
@@rounakbaghel4662 True 😂
@@rounakbaghel4662 ❤️😬 bhai ne dhoti khol di
Yes yes😅😅😅😅😅
😂
I found the joke funny because i took it as a stereotypical joke on muslims and not on islam 😀
You people become t€rr0r!$t because of chuslam 🤡
and which is true
@@viditgoswami6905 nope
they will hate you regardless brother.
Even munawar jokes about islam being terrorist
Hara hai zor se hi fatega🤣 best bhaii best❤️
Uska matlab ?
@@vishnuvikram3931 Pakistan ko target kare hai loll
@@soiboi8442 ohhhh 😂😂😂😂
I saw his set live in Chandigarh and I must tell u that he is a killer . Hats off great writing and performance 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bhai kerla ki nurse kya hai btao
@@bombersingh5591 bhai 90% saari nurses kerela se hoti hain. Isliye
@@adityaagarwal636 par kyu
@@anchalgarg2734 kya kyu? Hoti h to hoti h
Fact about lindu dharam.
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga.
shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46.
Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun.
Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai.
Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai.
Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai.
Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai.
Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
I’m watching this at 12:30AM and its literally impossible to stop laughing 😂
it's 12:30am rn 🗿
Look here 12:36
@@akshitakatiyar962 ofc i did 😂
Just completed it and still laughing
So I'm not the only one here
the fact that his fuddu shauk is a full time career path now🔥🔥...hilarious as always😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now I'm curious about his mother. She must somehow be connected to my school.
I did this in my school in 1991 and 92, it was an idea a friend of mine and I came up with. My whole school came to know, that it was us in 2016 when we revealed it during our Old Students Association 50th year function.
I'm a trainer and a freelance lecturer and I tell all my trainees and students this story.
Now they'll think I stole this from this dude 🤷♂️
Rathi Hai Rathi Hindu Hai Hum
Dhruv rathi ko bhaga do 💀
Chl nikl
Dhruv nahi💀
@@montu8323 wo hybrid hai German shepherd
@@montu8323 underrated reply
"Arrreeeyyy.....! Rathi hain hum Rathi , Hindu hai "😂😂😂
The best line.🙏🚩🧡🚩🚩✨🙌
Edited: Thank you so much guys!😌✨
Le phir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack
2008 Malegaon blasts were done by a bhagwa terrist
@@priyanshutiwari3102 terese bola ka2we
@@priyanshutiwari3102 ola hu uber 📱🚖
@@priyanshutiwari3102 bullah hu burger 🍔
@@priyanshutiwari3102 chal be suar😂
Coming tomorrow in your show man..very excited!!🙂
I was watching this at 11:30 pm my family is sleeping l can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
i am watching at 2:30 am lol
14:00 EVERYONE is here for this scene 🙌🏼
🗿Hindu hai 🔥
Sarcasm 📈
Thanks bro💞❤😉👍
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack
2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist.
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga.
shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46.
Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun.
Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai.
Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai.
Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai.
Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai.
Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
Ha islie hi aaen hai waise main dekhta nahi
@@killmonger106 do attack main hi kailash gai
Alga Pakistan main hoga chinta na kar
13:56 REAL BADASS moment
I done this in my school after watching it 😂😂 it was a very good expereince😂
"agar batti dheere dheere jalegi tu pakda ni jayega" 😹 Indian moms are great
revenge taken successfully
nice bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️
😂😂😂😂😂
kaunsa revenge
@@contactmojo2413 kaunsi video me
@@abhi.1867 yt par search kar
@@contactmojo2413 aur usse jail hui thi right?
Mom coming 4hrs late was most laughter ful 😂😂
Bro come to Mumbai please.....our boys want to meet you to do some special khatirdaari.....
His brain was processing the pain
You earned my respect bro for life time... 🚩🚩🚩
That's thing need to be viral 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vro the thing got viral🚩🚩
Gandhi ji ko jo mara vo hindu hi tha vro
@@affanadi129 jisko mara woh hindu nahi tha na....
@@affanadi129 shahjhan ke baap jahgir ko jel me band karke 😂paani ke 1-1 boond tak tarapane wala aur koi nhi uska beta shahjhan he tha bro
@@viratchotaliya haan pr mahaan tha gandhi ji
14:39 piche se koi bola mummy kitty party me soo gai thi 😂😂
Yes 😅😅😅
13:50 yehw kan.. bola ya gand 😂😂😂
Rathi hai rathi so funny Yash 🤣🤣🤣love it 🤣🤣
14:05 killed itt!!!!
I watch your video in 2024 and realise that your single line is not getting waste. (😂😅😆😂😅😂)
Sooo funny can't wait for the next video...!!
Plss make a new video quickly we all are waiting for you..❤
13:57 Was the best moment Papa:-- Maam humara surname Rathi hai Hindu hai hum !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Mujhe bhi pasand aaya 😂😂
@@YadavNilesh921 kion bhai
Same bhai
Shi mai😂😂
@@khelokudosmiles kyuki mujhe pasand aaya aur kya
Applaud for his story telling skills and the way he intrigues the audience !!👏👏👏
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13:45 - hamara surname raathi h raathi h.. Hindu hain hum...
Epic line sirr
Bhagvan aisi mummy sabko de 😂
The line " hum Hindu hai" got me 😂😂😂😂
Yesterday in dehradun he also said jesus forgot to write ram on chappal thats why he cant walk on water
Really brother?... where is the video? @@pushpgarg4728
5:40 my ears were crying to hear this from 5 minutes 😭😂
13:57 no one is harmed 😂
That child must be traumatised 12:00
Best part 13:40 😂🔥
"Hum Hindu Hai"...
Dil jeet liya..." HUM HINDU HAI " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sachi me
Hame b aj pata chala😂
Bahut sahi h rathi bhai ❤️ love your comedy
Yash legend bro you can never fails to makes us lau
Gh 🤭🤭
That was amazing, I'm visualising all the scenarios and this is the proof of your talent. You're a great story teller and comedian.
Well being from the same school, I can totally relate with the content. The script and flow was amazing. Made me recall the senior days when I did a similar thing during the festive time.
Great going Yash!! 😄😄🥳🥳
school ka poora naam batao yaar
@@zucc2802
DAV Public School Dholakpur
@@kantoumanjigang 😂😂dholakpur lolzz 😂😂
@@kantoumanjigang chota bheem ka gaon🤣
@@disha4871 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bro getting munawar tag" - wise man after that Jesus joke.
Where is the video of that Jesus joke?
I see your this live video in Chandigarh you never fail to makes us laugh you are so cute 💜💜💜🥰🥰
Yash Rathi.... I was waiting for this masterpiece 😂😂🤣🤣
Masterpiece
Best line was
"humara surname RATHI hai...RATHI...
HINDU H HUM" 🔥🤣😀👌
Munawar ne kiya to jail gya rathi kiya to appreciation....India👏
Humare school mein it was vicks and ice cube 😂😂😂
Proud to see someone from my school also have great career 😂😂😂 proud kiitians 👍🏻💪🏻 great work Yash bhai
Was he a student of KIIT?
@@_.Vickypedia._ Yes
@Peter Parker no bro I'm still a student of KIIT (11 class) but I know that Yash rathi has been a student of my school
Prakash sir hai abhi bhi tumhare yahan😂😂
@@ayzu7670 aur abhi tak chemistry padha rahe hai? 😂🤣
This man right here, is the future of stand up comedy
are you comedy me 😂
@@kabirchauhan2174 no
@@kabirchauhan2174 Aree converted Chauhan bola
@@kabirchauhan2174 yes
somebody to give a competition to munawar, I guess🤡. Respect×100🙏
I didn't laugh for 3 days and after watching this its my 4th day😶🌫️
13:56
Best part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At 2:45 He started Trolling SBI.
That was so funny and true.
🤣🤣
Bhai safe comedian hai..... khana khaate huye bhi dekh sakte ho isko
12:13 is the funniest controversy
'Mom coming late to school' part is always soo relatable!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't remember her being early even once😂😂😂
Bro Inserted some Great dark jokes. Loved the Standup 🔥🔥
What was the green colour joke I didn't get it
@@reehanrao9486 sach mein nahi samje
Please explain
@@reehanrao9486 Pakistan (relating terrorism)
@@reehanrao9486 Pakistani Flag Green colour ka hota hai na to Pakistan ko target kiya tha related to Bomb blasts and Terrorism there.
जय जय श्री राम ।।
जय मां सरस्वती ।।
हर हर महादेव ।।
जय हो ।।
7:49 Mummy Ne Kiya Hai Kam To Badiya 😂❤
that surname and hara vala hai fatega just lit man great sense of humour😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hara vaala hai fatega hi kya MATLAB , ye bhi Bata de phir
@@_reesee_ You didn't get it?
@@rahulgupta9975 he meant grenade ryt?
@@_reesee_ Hara colour symbolises muslims and islam
@@ayush19923 ok 🙂
You are amazing Yash 🤣😂
Acha ji 🥰
Ladki ka name dekhte hi comment like kr diya harami ne 🤨
Yash, you broke millions of people heart, how can you say bad about SHRI RAM 😶
bro usne kuch galat nahi bola tu mujhe bata kya galat bola shree ram ke baare yash ne ye bola ki lord ram na jesus se bhi powerful hai kuch galat nahi bola i support yash wo lord ram ke baare mai accha cheez bola apman thodi kiya
8:05 Chad mummy
12:10 Go for the moment 🤣🤣🔥🔥♥♥
I was the first girl to blow a craker in school 2 years back
Class 9th mein aur pataka bhi sutli vip
And I didn't get caught
Mummy ko bataya toh she was laughing and saying bas yehi kaand krh Gaya tha sunne ko😂😂😂
Badass mom moment 🤣🤣🤣❤️
😂😂
13:55 that call moments 😂😂😂
Fact about lindu dharam.
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga.
shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46.
Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun.
Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai.
Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai.
Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai.
Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai.
Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack
2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist.
@@killmonger106 jali n teri 🤣
Hindu's are not terrist 👍👍👍👍.
Well true line.
@@amarjeettudu8618 lol
14:51 At this moment I am literally crying while laughing🤣🤣
I'm watching this video at 2.01 am and literally it's too hard to laughing.. 😅
Bhai bhai kasam se swaad aagya😂😂😂😂
Boht din baad itna hasa
12:42
yash: mummy soo gyi thi
audience: kitti party me
#salute
Mene b kafi bar school me patakha phora hy 1 bar mam washroom gyi thi mene washroom k neechy wali jaga se jala kr andr phenka tha 1 bar mene jala kr staff room me phenka wo sir k pao me gira 😂 i am also naughty lekin mere shararto me parents support ni krty wo danty hi hy 😢
This is my 15th time I watch this video and always😂😂😂😂
Even the Disclaimer is fantastic ✔️😂💥 And the Bomb joke was a blast😂😂😂
Fact about lindu dharam.
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga.
shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46.
Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun.
Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai.
Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai.
Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai.
Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai.
Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
😌 finally mujhe simran mil gayi
'Mujhe simaran mil gyi' abe mc vo kya tere chacha ki saali lagti hai aise bol rha hai
@@r_k_bandit5795 😂 wo kya teri bhen lagti ha jo itni jaal rahi ha teri 🔥🔥🔥
Yesterday in dehradun he also said jesus forgot to write ram on chappal thats why he cant walk on water
Ye hai asli comedian ..... Hara bomb 😂🚩 .....
Rathee hindu best lines broo ....
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack
2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist
Fact about lindu dharam.
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga.
shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46.
Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun.
Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai.
Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai.
Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai.
Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai.
Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
@@killmonger106 terrorist spelling is wrong 😁😁😄😁😅😅😅😅😅
@@Realkrishnabhakt vo chhod ye bata tere kitne baap hai.
@Violater per baap toh panch hote hai na. 😂😂🍌🍌
Yash bhai head's off u bro u are videos too good bro meri life ke sab kuch stress bhul jata hu jaab bhi mai apka videos dekh ta hu love u bro I see u are videos repeat big fan of u bro ❤️🙏🏻😊
13:51 HERE IS THAT MOMENT😂❤
You know what... I can see the whole future of stand up comedy in your hands! 💯❤️😁
You're right ✅ ,, but many more stand 🧍♂️ up , comedians are also doing well 👏 👍 👌
"Are bhai ham Hindu hein" this line hit hard bro much respect 🚩🚩
Naam ex muslim rakh 🤣 mullo ki jalegi
💩
Keeda Gandgi me hi baith ta hai
Yesterday in dehradun he also said jesus forgot to write ram on chappal thats why he cant walk on water
"Chappal ma ram ni likha tha" this line hit you harder....now give him more respect🙌🏻
Hamare to washroom me bhi camera hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a muslim i do take it as a joke but some hindus are just over hyping it lmao💀
That part got tagged in everyone's story where the father says "Hum Hindu hai" people tag him as sanatani ladka 😳😂😂😂💓💓
Killin it bro 💓
Ekdum kattar Sanatani 🚩🚩
13:55 moment i liked the video 😂😂
Always enjoy watching your content 🤟 Keep it up
Maine yeu video 6mahine pehle dekhke gya tha aur tab ispe comments dekhe the toh woh log bada khus ho rhe tha lekin aaj ma 6mahine baad wahi comments dekhne aaya hu lekin aaj woh ise galiyan de rha ha aur munawar 2.0 bta rha ha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bc kitne hypocrite ha bhai dusro pe bolo toh baap banalenge khudpe bola toh saanp banalenge😂😂😂😂😂
Main bi comment dekh ne aya hun😂😂
@@mmohammadtalha296 abhi dekho dekho bhai kitni galiyan padengi ise😂😂
Mai bhi
Tab bol rhe the ki it's just a joke
Aur abb ga*nd jal gyi
@@vinayak0629 wahi na vinayak bhai hypocrite log ha
13:50 that Hindu hai😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Jai shree ram🔥🔥✨✨
I was kinda in a tired mood after studying then I see this masterpeice 🤣🤣
Bhai kya great mummy hai
Hara hai jor se phatega 😂 iykyk 12:15
8:10 joke on agarabatti....bruh this was the part of skylord's story time video...im really missing him .....RIP ABHIYUDAY MISHRA AKA SKYLORD
Haa bhai !
Same soch hoo sakta haa . copied nehi haa
Ye agarbatti wala kand sabse jyada commen he apne ne bhi kiya he per skylord ka naam sun kar aaj phir aanshu a gye
14:42 koi booll raha tha 😂 Yash Ki Mammi Kitty Party mei soo gayi thi 😂😂😂
2:43 😂😂
6:43 teesre bachche ho na🥲
I can't exactly highlight the highlights of BANG because the whole thing was madness😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai too relatable ... hats off Yash Rathi
"mam aap guess karo" dude's got a great sense of humor...yash bhai, as usual, macha diya
Watched the story from the front seat in Dehradun and this man is a legend
He was in Dehradun
So lucky bruv