Queefin' Queen - Willie Tucker

A country song about true love meaning embracing a partner's flaws
You laugh, you lose
Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
We were sittin' at the dinner table, in a fancy restaurant,
When she let out a sound, not quite what you'd want.
Folks turned their heads, tried not to laugh,
But my girl just shrugged, took another sip of her draft.
(Chorus)
She's my queefin' queen, in her own little world,
Making music only she can unfurl.
At weddings and parties, she steals the scene,
My unpredictable, unforgettable queefin' queen.
(Verse 2)
At my mama's house on Christmas Eve, the family gathered 'round,
She bent to get a present, and there came that sound.
Granny nearly spilled her eggnog, my brother nearly choked,
But my girl just grinned, and said, "Oops, that one spoke!"
(Chorus)
She's my queefin' queen, in her own little world,
Making music only she can unfurl.
At church and the movies, she’s always seen,
My unpredictable, unforgettable queefin' queen.
(Bridge)
In the middle of the pastor's sermon, she let one slip,
I tried to keep a straight face, bit my bottom lip.
She’s got a talent, it's true, a gift that’s rare,
Turns every head, and gets folks to stare.
(Verse 3)
Proposed to her last Sunday, at the county fair,
She said yes, then let one out, in the summer air.
The crowd burst into laughter, and I joined in too,
'Cause life with her's a joy, and her queefin’s part of the view.
(Chorus)
She's my queefin' queen, in her own little world,
Making music only she can unfurl.
Through thick and thin, she's my serene,
My unpredictable, unforgettable queefin' queen.
(Outro)
So here's to my love, with her unexpected flair,
Life’s never boring, with her musical air.
She's my queefin' queen, and I wouldn’t change a thing,
‘Cause she’s the song in my heart, the joy she brings.
Disclaimer:
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OMG I laughed my ass off 😅😊😅