[Vinesauce] Joel - The WORST Xbox 360 Indie Games

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  • @dolof4713
    @dolof4713 9 років тому +1280

    I like how the screenshots from "Really scary" looked like he was actually playing the game.

    • @dolof4713
      @dolof4713 9 років тому +7

      nintendocto Exactly.

    • @Simon-gu1kr
      @Simon-gu1kr 9 років тому +6

      more like irl photos

  • @morgsheep3215
    @morgsheep3215 7 років тому +4186

    I want to see a remaster of Really Scary

    • @bobbarker3069
      @bobbarker3069 5 років тому +208

      It'll just be really scary but just in MS paint

    • @snappy1622
      @snappy1622 5 років тому +132

      Yeah I think it just realeased it’s called man of Medan

    • @FionnMccrow
      @FionnMccrow 5 років тому +17

      There's a second one

    • @shikuzairo9834
      @shikuzairo9834 5 років тому +85

      Very Scary - A Sequel to Really Scary.

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +54

      @@shikuzairo9834 Really Scary 3 - Extremely Scary

  • @gmodlocus7309
    @gmodlocus7309 4 роки тому +1354

    the "Really Scary" thing seems like something that a group of smart middle schoolers would make in their free time whenever their mom was out and it was super fun and you wish you had more experiences like that with your friends

    • @chryssi5132
      @chryssi5132 2 роки тому +87

      This is genuinely so wholesome oh my gosh

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 роки тому +35

      Okay but that sounds wholesome

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 2 роки тому +45

      That one experience where the outcome of the project doesn't matter, unlike having fun, because that's the thing that truly matters, if you do something, do it because you enjoy it

    • @kai1523
      @kai1523 2 роки тому +14

      Really scary brings back some memories from when i used to download all the free games as a kid the nostaligia is crazy

  • @gothicspoon
    @gothicspoon 7 років тому +3930

    Wow, EA really upped their game this year

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 7 років тому +277

    Kudos for the developer of "Really Scary" for showing the entire world the whole layout of his house in great detail.

  • @kirbob
    @kirbob 9 років тому +2525

    SPIDER WANTS... [snack]

    • @krovellium
      @krovellium 7 років тому +5

      RiceDemon lol

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 6 років тому +21

      kirbo yeah we all watched the video

    • @AwkCrafty
      @AwkCrafty 6 років тому +25

      Snacc

    • @Septor-xc4xr
      @Septor-xc4xr 6 років тому +36

      Bröthër, do you hav... [SNÄČĶ]

    • @CumulusHour
      @CumulusHour 6 років тому +14

      *BWOUWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 8 років тому +3348

    Seriously really scary looks like it was made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.

    • @Artemis-ms7wq
      @Artemis-ms7wq 8 років тому +464

      That's because it WAS made at some idiots house in like 5 mins.

    • @ozzie_goat
      @ozzie_goat 8 років тому +119

      Using nothing but word-of-mouth and a cheap engine.

    • @goobymooby
      @goobymooby 5 років тому +85

      The first spider human thing jumpscare actually made me jump for some reason

    • @lexloveshalo
      @lexloveshalo 5 років тому +7

      It WAS.

    • @InugamiRed
      @InugamiRed 5 років тому +6

      @@goobymooby RAAAAAAAAH

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 8 років тому +1038

    ''And I did the Macarena underwater AGAINST 50.000.000 SHARKS!!! It was a bad day not to have tampons,''
    -Uncle Jobel -2015

  • @Daft-SFM
    @Daft-SFM 3 роки тому +265

    I feel like flappy monkey was made by a 11 year old out of rage because of his vegetarian teacher

  • @sebastians_kitten
    @sebastians_kitten 5 років тому +683

    "Maybe there's like sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something."
    *literally less than a minute later*
    *shark with two legs appears*

  • @OfficialCyaned
    @OfficialCyaned 8 років тому +1695

    These indie games look like the type of flash games you play online.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 8 років тому +82

      They look even worse.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 8 років тому +37

      Excuse me, what the fuck happened to my comment? (06/05/2020)
      There are very few great flash games. Have you heard of Super Mario 63? Look it up if you haven't. It is the BEST flash game I've ever seen/played. And I've seen and played a lot.

    • @OfficialCyaned
      @OfficialCyaned 8 років тому +7

      TheAbsol The first time my family bought an internet plan, I came across that game while looking up some online games. Those were some great times.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 8 років тому +3

      I'd love to see Nintendo hire the creator and turn the game into something more polished. And maybe add more. It was fun and challenging.

    • @timmyreobed5043
      @timmyreobed5043 8 років тому +46

      Hey, that seems unfair. Online Flash games are far better than this crap.

  • @RevScarecrow
    @RevScarecrow 9 років тому +300

    If you ever need a pick me up remember that somewhere in your town there just might be someone trying to make it big on the xbox live market place with some quality games like these.

    • @shokkcult
      @shokkcult 6 років тому +2

      Revscarecrow: Vinesauce Rev I don't feel depressed anymore

    • @marxo6558
      @marxo6558 6 років тому

      Thanks uncle rev, now my depression is curated

  • @calebheney302
    @calebheney302 8 років тому +3071

    Not gonna lie, that spider one scared the shit outta me

    • @Threatware
      @Threatware 8 років тому +239

      I was scared at the picture quality of the "Game". I must've been made in like the 1990s

    • @Threatware
      @Threatware 8 років тому +61

      thanks for recognizing my pain :)

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 років тому +51

      Caleb Heney ¡'ll sadily have to agree with you

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 8 років тому +50

      Caleb Heney same here, scared the hell outta me the first time watching

    • @Destroyahfan236
      @Destroyahfan236 8 років тому +90

      maybe the first time, it'll get ya a little bit, but every other time, it's laughably stupid on it's attemp to scare you, the scariest part is losing your space to shitty Xbox indie games

  • @Somerandomjingleberry
    @Somerandomjingleberry 4 роки тому +533

    In all honesty, the animating style of the "Really Scary" game, if it were done in some deliberate sort of way and not... this...
    ...would actually really really be successfully terrifying. Especially in making things move in unnatural ways and unnatural speeds. Like, that crappy spider person jumpscare with the royalty free sound effect actually got me good for the sole reason that he kinda looked like he was moving without moving, and doing it fast. Really triggered the monke brain to go NOPENOPENOPE there.
    And then there's the general gameplay flow and idea. The staticness of the world when you yourself are stood still, the on-rails traveling system like a point-and-click on crack, the janky framerate... it can all set up for quite the unsettling experience.
    This game feels like some doofus had a shadow of a great idea and immediately threw all execution into a wood chipper in the process of trying to make it a thing.
    Good thing there's potential to take this idea and give it good execution in a good filming location with good photographers, voice actors, set designers, and et cetera... maybe.

    • @d3dw0d
      @d3dw0d 3 роки тому +76

      You wrote an entire essay on a 6 year old video about how a shitty indie game isn't really that shitty, while knowing pretty much noone would ever read it
      respect

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 2 роки тому +46

      @@d3dw0d Wrong about not reading whole thing bud.
      This is the dopest idea for horror yet...Which kinda reminds me oglf halloween episode in Gravity Falls where Mabel was afraid of stop-motion animation

    • @redfoxdog1
      @redfoxdog1 2 роки тому +5

      Check out Duskers, it's kinda similar

    • @dakabaka4912
      @dakabaka4912 2 роки тому +9

      Check out, "The Darkness Under My Bed." Its what you're describing.

  • @paulyang2
    @paulyang2 7 років тому +941

    1:01 That spider voice sound like boy character in hentai english dub..

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 років тому +66

      Those exist?
      Welp. Welcome to dystopia.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 6 років тому +45

      Why would I? I have dignity, dammit.

    • @SirKrigeon
      @SirKrigeon 6 років тому +59

      tags: ugly bastard

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 6 років тому +7

      CunningCondor dude, I've known about dubbed hentai since I was twelve.

    • @randomcontent7239
      @randomcontent7239 6 років тому +3

      Haganai is a dubbed hentai

  • @Artemis-ms7wq
    @Artemis-ms7wq 8 років тому +2354

    I've seen BOOTLEG games better then these....

    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on 8 років тому +102

      GRAND DAD

    • @stivisromhacks
      @stivisromhacks 8 років тому +30

      FLINSTONES?!?

    • @philliple123
      @philliple123 8 років тому +14

      Really? Even that Felix the Cat bootleg?

    • @cuboxy
      @cuboxy 8 років тому +9

      +John Smith the Felix the cat bootleg gave me nightmares

    • @anthlagr.1816
      @anthlagr.1816 8 років тому +1

      GRAND DAD

  • @xenomorph2376
    @xenomorph2376 8 років тому +693

    I have seen flash games with more time and effort put into them that this shit i am talking about that first game especially

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 8 років тому +36

      BTD 5, Kingdom Rush, some other flash games I forgot about. Those games are definitely better than these "early access" heaps of filth

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 8 років тому +14

      yeah I remember playing a lot of them due to not having that many video games myself when growing up and those flash had love and care in them unlike these!

    • @luckpup2766
      @luckpup2766 7 років тому +1

      MC. Gemstone Me, too. I know!

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 7 років тому +2

      Luck pup yeah it was a simpler time back then!

    • @n0b0dyspecia19
      @n0b0dyspecia19 7 років тому +11

      While it may be hard to believe with all the Frozen Pregnant Surgery games, some flash games actually have production value, it's true. Like actual point-and-click adventures n shit. Although I think even Frozen Pregnant Surgery is better than some of the Xbox Indie games...

  • @RobotwarsKing
    @RobotwarsKing 9 років тому +2208

    I AM THE SPIDER, I AM HUNGRY! Bring me a snack...*OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!*

    • @Thepenguinking2
      @Thepenguinking2 9 років тому +70

      RobotwarsKing Spider wants.... Snacks.

    • @RobotwarsKing
      @RobotwarsKing 9 років тому +85

      Thepenguinking2 [Pops up in doorway, runs into camera at Sanic speed]
      *RAAAAAAAAAAAWR*

    • @Ramieru
      @Ramieru 9 років тому +23

      +RobotwarsKing
      Was that a spider person?
      Was that spider-man?

    • @RobotwarsKing
      @RobotwarsKing 9 років тому +17

      +Cyan (死後) Hey, it's Spider-Man.
      ..._is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?!_

    • @Ramieru
      @Ramieru 9 років тому +17

      RobotwarsKing
      Sorry for the mistake xD.
      *Ding dong*
      Pizza man.
      *Ding dong ding dong ding dong*
      OK, JESUS CALM DOWN.

  • @MilkDrinker218
    @MilkDrinker218 7 років тому +549

    "There's a raccoon in my cupboard, stealing all my Doritos"

  • @FoodOnCrack
    @FoodOnCrack 8 років тому +2670

    "consoles have more exclusives"

  • @BenandJery
    @BenandJery 9 років тому +1762

    I've seen better games on the App Store. I'm being serious here

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 років тому +92

      Even the 200 and half Minecraft copies were better, even a russian Minecraft clone what ripped almost everything from the pocket edition and even a custom texture pack

    • @trixcuito7779
      @trixcuito7779 9 років тому +1

      What are you doing joey

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 років тому +1

      ultra sonic What do you mean?

    • @trixcuito7779
      @trixcuito7779 9 років тому +1

      YOUR IMAGE

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 9 років тому

      ultra sonic what about it?

  • @thomaszeblob
    @thomaszeblob 9 років тому +464

    LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR

  • @hydraxonn
    @hydraxonn 6 років тому +402

    1:40 - "Is he wearing a Bionicle on his head?"
    JOEL IS A MAN OF CULTURE

  • @gentleman7407
    @gentleman7407 8 років тому +2216

    I AM THE SPIDAAA

    • @chrstfr6834
      @chrstfr6834 8 років тому +155

      BRING ME A [SNACK]

    • @scyhh4233
      @scyhh4233 8 років тому +63

      A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY SIR

    • @jiiiiiib
      @jiiiiiib 8 років тому +22

      RAH

    • @spoons144p
      @spoons144p 8 років тому +67

      BRING ME A [snack] OR I WILL DESTROY YOU

    • @moisesarevalo2572
      @moisesarevalo2572 7 років тому +5

      Bubblez AGUCT SIR, LEAD US TO BATTLE

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 4 роки тому +277

    Vinny: “The Wii has a ton of bad shovelware, it’s a dumpster fire”
    Joel:

  • @restlessfrager
    @restlessfrager 9 років тому +292

    Real men show off their Duke Nukem avatars.

    • @Rockden
      @Rockden 9 років тому +1

      Or Clunk avatar

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 років тому +1

      Rockden Oh god I can't tell where your avatar is from.
      I had to point it out, though, I feel like Duke Nukem is a lost heritage.

    • @Rockden
      @Rockden 9 років тому

      +restlessfrager Oblivion's Imperial Guard :)

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 років тому

      Didn't play oblivion in ages, it did seem familiar.

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 9 років тому +1

      ***** You violated my mother.

  • @LightlessAMG
    @LightlessAMG 8 років тому +218

    hey! my fleshlight arrived! along with a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube

  • @snapcracklebop
    @snapcracklebop 9 років тому +288

    how the
    how the fuck did these games even end up in the xbox online shop because wow

    • @EverythingisGoodieBud
      @EverythingisGoodieBud 9 років тому +81

      someone said "hey im gonna make a game" and then they made it in 10 seconds and Xbox was like "we need to sell that shit right now"

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 9 років тому +53

      Anyone can upload a game. Its like how you can upload any video you want on UA-cam....

    • @snapcracklebop
      @snapcracklebop 9 років тому +6

      Neodinium WOW

    • @EverythingisGoodieBud
      @EverythingisGoodieBud 9 років тому

      Neodinium and everybody knows all youtube videos are great

    • @Dongulator
      @Dongulator 9 років тому +14

      Neodinium
      I recall it is checked by peers, but the only check is "does it function", not "is it any good".

  • @noalernatic1966
    @noalernatic1966 7 років тому +297

    "I did the macarena underwater....AGAINST 15 000 000 SHARKS.... It was a bad day to have tampons.

  • @misterconquister5534
    @misterconquister5534 6 років тому +529

    Stand Master: Spider
    Stand: 『 S N A C K 』

  • @ShiivGaming
    @ShiivGaming 9 років тому +2704

    this is why greenlighting is a thing

    • @supermariozelda
      @supermariozelda 9 років тому +187

      Greenlighting doesn't help much, bad games like Guise of the Wolf still get through, still, greenlighting prevents stuff this bad lol

    • @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus
      @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus 9 років тому +64

      Are you seriously implying that greenlight is better than this?

    • @johndonn446
      @johndonn446 9 років тому +109

      Air Control got onto greenlight. Your argument is invalid.

    • @Ziggylata
      @Ziggylata 9 років тому +55

      John Donn People voted for that, they had no idea what sins they were committing at the time. No one asked for this. We asked for air control, we just REALLY wanted to give it back.

    • @joecleary7387
      @joecleary7387 9 років тому +6

      John Donn bad, but better is his point

  • @junksnail7426
    @junksnail7426 9 років тому +198

    The teacher's chalkboard literally just says "OBEY".
    ...is Flappy Monkey actually the hero we need to fight against totalitarian rule?

  • @saron_de_awsomo3552
    @saron_de_awsomo3552 9 років тому +619

    A lil late to the party, sir...

  • @ozzie_goat
    @ozzie_goat 8 років тому +716

    A little late to the party, sir.

    • @LaserBonesaw
      @LaserBonesaw 8 років тому +4

      Blowtorch the Robot *MEGA-HI!*

    • @raspingnest9471
      @raspingnest9471 7 років тому +17

      Blowtorch the Robot *nasal* UH LITTL LAET 2 DA PARTEE SUR

    • @derpnitex1543
      @derpnitex1543 7 років тому +16

      Sir! Lead us to battle!

    • @loganmiller3167
      @loganmiller3167 5 років тому +1

      Tell me about it. Traffic was terrible

    • @pelziig
      @pelziig 5 років тому +1

      *I CANT BELIEVE SHE KILLED THAT MOANSTAR*

  • @slasherversegaming6636
    @slasherversegaming6636 8 років тому +118

    1:17 Lowkey actually scared me

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 8 років тому +152

    I swear... that first game has got to be the same guy that made "ONE NIGHT TWO CRAZIES". Jim Sterling did a video on it.

    • @unlucky1752
      @unlucky1752 8 років тому +7

      I do believe that you are right.

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 років тому +3

      I assume he gave it a 9/10 being the professional omniscient that he is?
      -_-

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 2 роки тому

      It is the same person. Ironically enough, he also made Medieval Zombies as well

  • @WhatDoesDStandFor
    @WhatDoesDStandFor 9 років тому +122

    7:51 literally a Street Shark

  • @heavywepons3824
    @heavywepons3824 8 років тому +210

    *doorbell rings*
    Joel: Is it the pizza man?
    *doorbell goes frigging crazy*
    Joel: OKAY JESUS CALM DOWN!!!
    By far my favorite part.

  • @Xx_deadmeme_xX
    @Xx_deadmeme_xX 7 років тому +137

    As you can see at 1:39 we have confirmed that Really scary is actually the unreleased beta of five nights at Freddy's that included a cancelled Anti-cringe system.

    • @randomcatdude
      @randomcatdude 7 років тому +16

      Actually, it included an "Anti-terrible fanba" system, it became corrupted during the compiling code process.

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 роки тому +1

      tbh it's better than fnaf

    • @beaniewearingbastard3125
      @beaniewearingbastard3125 2 роки тому +5

      @@mxjuno1998 Really Scary is astrologically better than most of the indie horror nowadays.

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 роки тому

      @@beaniewearingbastard3125 i'd rather play really scary over, fukin... hello neighbor 2? uh... piggy? yeah, i agree, i don't mind poppy playtime but indie horror kinda sucks nowadays, with some exceptions as always

    • @mxjuno1998
      @mxjuno1998 2 роки тому +4

      @@beaniewearingbastard3125 also that was a joke, i love fnaf

  • @scroopyd9898
    @scroopyd9898 7 років тому +185

    2:24 Made in ROBLOX Studio

  • @VideoCatzthegamer
    @VideoCatzthegamer 8 років тому +281

    I can make a better game in clickteam fusion in 10 minutes.

  • @Pandatege
    @Pandatege 9 років тому +430

    while i understand that making games must be really hard
    this is fucking shameful but ya know what a for effort

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 9 років тому +6

      go look up "jimquisition slaughtering grounds" on UA-cam. it's pure gold.

    • @djolegusman
      @djolegusman 9 років тому +2

      +Nikke 2800 Oh that! That dev is just pure gold.

    • @luisoncpp
      @luisoncpp 9 років тому +11

      +Pandatege some years ago was really hard, right now it's very easy to do garbage
      By "garbage" I'm not talking about any AAA or AA game, I'm just talking about indie authors that just buy few assets on the internet and put them toghether with a template/sample file of their favorite engine.
      They are not even selling their own work, but the work of others blended in a very wrong way.

    • @Turtle_God
      @Turtle_God 9 років тому

      +Pandatege
      True.
      You don't release a game unless it's GOOD.
      ...At least, good in one way.
      How do you think Tomb Raider got released?
      IT WAS GOOD.

    • @genoburgess6817
      @genoburgess6817 9 років тому

      +luis enrique vargas azcona you just described the entire modern video game industry that is choking on its own crap

  • @ybxdgaming5755
    @ybxdgaming5755 9 років тому +99

    Is that the pizza man?
    OK JESUS CALM DOWN

  • @ThisFireIs0utOfControl
    @ThisFireIs0utOfControl 5 років тому +36

    "wAs It YoU"
    That part just cracked me.

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 5 років тому +50

    My gym teacher made us do “The Cotton-Eye Joe”

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 5 місяців тому

      they made you slam and open cupboard doors on-beat?

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 9 років тому +43

    "You know what the best part about this game though is? The mini map, i'm a goddamn COCK."
    FUCKING LITERALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 8 років тому +369

    "I"M DA SPIDER"

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy 8 років тому

      +Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat hey ive seen you around

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment 8 років тому

      SPIDER

    • @Moon-fg6zt
      @Moon-fg6zt 8 років тому

      +Toriel The Mom That Is Also A Goat GoatMom save me from muffet pls

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy 8 років тому

      Snorlax Gaming muffet aint hard m8 what u doin

    • @Moon-fg6zt
      @Moon-fg6zt 8 років тому

      Duty Calls was refferencing the spider :p

  • @YoBlockTheater
    @YoBlockTheater 8 років тому +65

    1:25
    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

  • @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest
    @LittleBraveWarriorIsBest 8 років тому +32

    0:44 Suprised that Microsoft let the game out when there is a Nintendo console in the background

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 5 років тому +22

    0:54 wAs It YoU?

  • @fkathejuicebox
    @fkathejuicebox 9 років тому +47

    6:38 Joel's laughter will save the fucking universe, I swear on the life of me.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Рік тому +1

      It’s like a Stanburdman tier laugh.

  • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
    @trevgauntletneu_gaming 9 років тому +184

    It's Man-Spider.

  • @jakobstephens5025
    @jakobstephens5025 8 років тому +48

    THE FUCKING SPIDER SOUNDED LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WHAT THE FUCK I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @polar6142
    @polar6142 4 роки тому +73

    When i was like 4, my dad downloaded really scary and as a kid it was actully scary. And now watching this video gives me Vietnam like flashbacks.

    • @Mae4Ever
      @Mae4Ever 3 роки тому

      Wimp

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 роки тому +3

      That game wasn't released when you were 4. Liar.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 роки тому

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit bitch how do you know how old they are

    • @maggiethegamer1271
      @maggiethegamer1271 2 роки тому +12

      @@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit they can be younger. the game is really old, it's been on the Xbox for 10 years at least (i remember seeing it on the store), so they might be 14

  • @scxt1775
    @scxt1775 7 років тому +73

    5:07 10 for pooing on a vegetarian XD

  • @jazzbrawl6485
    @jazzbrawl6485 8 років тому +26

    1:40 Gotta love them Bionicle references

  • @zerir.3726
    @zerir.3726 4 роки тому +12

    It’s been 5 years and i still can’t see spiders without thinking “I AM THE SPIDER. IM HUNGRRYYYYY.... BRING ME A SNACK OR ILL DESTROY YOU!!!!” in full

  • @Aomi01
    @Aomi01 8 років тому +164

    MAHAHAHA I AM TEH SPIDAHH IM HUUNNGREY BRING ME A SNAK OR I'LL DESTORY U

  • @Red_TheOG
    @Red_TheOG 5 років тому +55

    5:25 The quality of these cutscenes remind me of the cutscenes in FF7

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 5 років тому +21

    1:41 The skull spiders got Pohatu!!!

    • @TTHBLOX_
      @TTHBLOX_ 4 роки тому

      Get tha skorpion!

  • @SnowyNowak
    @SnowyNowak 9 років тому +527

    inb5 flappy bonzi buddy

    • @ghostli1112
      @ghostli1112 9 років тому +21

      i'd play the shit out of that

    • @zonetropper
      @zonetropper 9 років тому +2

      Sounds like a new virus :D
      MUST NOT MAKE BOOTLEG COMPUTER VIRUS PLZ

    • @SnowyNowak
      @SnowyNowak 9 років тому

      Doubled Fun YES

    • @3eyedwonderkid
      @3eyedwonderkid 9 років тому +25

      flappy dong.

    • @TopToonTV
      @TopToonTV 9 років тому +13

      dont expand on that series

  • @somedeerboi
    @somedeerboi 8 років тому +42

    0:53 Was it you?

  • @LordArikado
    @LordArikado 8 років тому +42

    The indie games section on Xbox 360 was Steam Greenlight before Steam Greenlight was a thing.

  • @Frog101_Real
    @Frog101_Real 8 років тому +12

    1:17 Not gonna lie that kind of startled me the first time

  • @pablo-k7w5f
    @pablo-k7w5f 6 років тому +19

    1:24 me when I forget something at home

  • @frankieplatou8410
    @frankieplatou8410 9 років тому +27

    Joel- "Was that a spider person? Is that Spider-Man?"
    -Me "No, it's Man-Spider"

  • @wdfghjkl
    @wdfghjkl 9 років тому +39

    7:50 this game is jawsome!

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 9 років тому +6

    1:40 Bionicle FTW!!
    (nice skull spider reference, btw)

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 років тому +16

    2:05 [insert when mom isn't home trombone]

  • @Paddy11037
    @Paddy11037 8 років тому +11

    3:40 I believe that's doom 1993, copyrighted music right there

  • @moonlight5985
    @moonlight5985 9 років тому +54

    ''There's a raccoon in my cupboard, s-stealing my Doritos''
    #firstworldproblems

    • @moonlight5985
      @moonlight5985 9 років тому

      ***** Are you stalking me, man? The fuck

    • @jravee5994
      @jravee5994 9 років тому +6

      fite fite fite

  • @sylvoen
    @sylvoen 9 років тому +83

    is there any kind of quality control on there

    • @NotN
      @NotN 9 років тому +25

      no

    • @midlifecrisi
      @midlifecrisi 9 років тому +62

      It's the Xbox. Do you really think there is ANY quality?

    • @Frozen_Sherbet
      @Frozen_Sherbet 9 років тому +1

      midlifecrisi hates Google + OOOO Kill'em

    • @sylvoen
      @sylvoen 9 років тому

      midlifecrisi hates Google + now that you mention it

    • @FLlTTER
      @FLlTTER 9 років тому

      ayy man

  • @Lesbiwolf92
    @Lesbiwolf92 9 років тому +69

    I wanna see Dead sea 2 as a horrible B-move.

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 8 років тому +27

    Anyone remember Street Sharks? God that was the shits.

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 8 років тому

      Mike Zilla Didn't Vin Diesel make a commercial for them?

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 2 роки тому +3

    4:13 Fecal Funny's Monkey Mondays before Fecal Funny or Monkey Mondays were a thing.

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 9 років тому +77

    Not sure if more shovelware than Steam...

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover 9 років тому +21

      Not sure if more shovelware than Wii...

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 9 років тому +18

      Daniel West Nothing has more shovelware than Wii. ;_;

    • @SWAGCOWVIDEO
      @SWAGCOWVIDEO 9 років тому +25

      ***** mobile

    • @VenoMantis
      @VenoMantis 9 років тому +4

      SWAGCOW You have officially scared me away from ever touching a mobile phone for gaming purposes. Well done.

    • @swyrlyy
      @swyrlyy 9 років тому +1

      *****
      Gamemaker/Yoyogames has a ridiculous amount of shovelware. Ithere are a few good Gamemaker games, but probably 90% of them are just complete shovelware.

  • @thedinkster5719
    @thedinkster5719 8 років тому +11

    the zombies at 3:14 look like they are rollerblading.

  • @FangBacker
    @FangBacker 9 років тому +13

    03:30 man, killing floor 2 looks pretty good

  • @lbomb8437
    @lbomb8437 7 років тому +11

    4:20 There's no such thing as the perfect ga...

  • @c00kiex62
    @c00kiex62 7 місяців тому +4

    4:14 obsessed w the way he says this

  • @jorts6255
    @jorts6255 9 років тому +169

    Does Microsoft even look at the fucking shit that is put on here?

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 9 років тому +84

      No

    • @felipejaquez8832
      @felipejaquez8832 9 років тому +17

      Well if Microsoft doesn't check there 500 dollor consoles then i wouldn't be surprised they wouldn't check a market place game

    • @TheRealEraserhead
      @TheRealEraserhead 9 років тому

      Felipe Jaquez OOOOOO SH0TS F1RED
      Seriously though, I agree.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 9 років тому +1

      Noticibly F.A.T. wuz it you macsoft

    • @RACEUNITED
      @RACEUNITED 9 років тому

      ***** I haven't seen anything like that. It doesn't even look like there's an Indie marketplace anymore, rather just GOOD indie games that come to Xbox One little by little.

  • @gost4864
    @gost4864 9 років тому +50

    the one person who disliked thhis vid is the child who actully liked these games

  • @ToxPhy
    @ToxPhy 8 років тому +66

    These games are so bad I can't even get mad at them. They're just too cute.

  • @shannonharvey8300
    @shannonharvey8300 5 років тому +26

    4:13 I laughed my a$$ off.

  • @jelloman3551
    @jelloman3551 7 років тому +12

    0:19 sees PUZZLED :OH OH BABY!! [LAUGHS HISSTRAICLY]

  • @itsjustnils
    @itsjustnils 8 років тому +10

    7:59 : Approach in stealth mode the Enemy xD

  • @dexthegamer3234
    @dexthegamer3234 8 років тому +17

    and people say wii has shovelware

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 2 роки тому +5

    Some of these games literally look like old flash games you would play back in 2008

    • @sweetypuss
      @sweetypuss Рік тому

      flash games were actually quite advanced by 2008. these are more like the kind of games you'd play in 2001

  • @Madisongs
    @Madisongs Рік тому +2

    4:13 I find it hilarious that the font they used is Happy Monkey, it’s like they saw the font and were like “what if we made a game out of this”

  • @Hand3.0
    @Hand3.0 8 років тому +13

    1:23 i watched this part at least 10 time i cant stop XD

  • @bobbarker3069
    @bobbarker3069 5 років тому +12

    Joel:SOMEONES BEEN USING MS PAINT
    Creators of medieval zombies and flying mokey:GrApHiC DeSiGnE iS mY PaSsIoN

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +17

    "Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs. Wouldn't that be something?"
    I’m now convinced that Joel can predict the future.

  • @honeydew3434
    @honeydew3434 5 років тому +30

    2:13 Killed me 😂 🔮〰🔮

  • @pimposki6232
    @pimposki6232 5 років тому +13

    the stopmotion aesthetic is kind of a cool idea, though

  • @leojrthetanooki8031
    @leojrthetanooki8031 3 роки тому +2

    7:28 "Maybe there's, like, sharks on two legs"
    he says as a suicide squad 2021 ad showing king shark pops up

  • @ZombieBlaster9000
    @ZombieBlaster9000 9 років тому +50

    I had someone try and tell me consoles are better than pc because they have quality control...

    • @12345wery
      @12345wery 9 років тому +25

      theres a reason the xbox one doesnt have an indie department because of garbage like this

  • @Packatonic
    @Packatonic 9 років тому +169

    Still not as bad as FNaF fan games.

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +8

      Actually, scratch that. At least it's not as bad as that period.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 9 років тому +11

      You shut the hell up! Five Nights at Fuckboys was fantastic!

    • @Packatonic
      @Packatonic 9 років тому +6

      vsGoliath I was talking about the bad FNaF fan games. FNaF fan games like, ONAF, FNAFB, FNAC, TRTF, TNAF, etc. are amazing!

    • @Packatonic
      @Packatonic 9 років тому

      ***** I see what you did there... ;)

    • @legodmais
      @legodmais 9 років тому +1

      +xFoxyDaPirate Some fan games are great. TNaFB looks amazing.

  • @Oxfordbroski
    @Oxfordbroski 9 років тому +4

    Guys jump scare warnings (this stuff is really scary)
    0:57 (hyper-realistic spider, I shat myself)
    1:16 (hyper-realistic spider man, I almost died from a heart attack)
    1:36 (teddy bears and ketchup are really scary, I had a heart attack and died)
    2:07 (the cupboard killed me again)
    inb4 sarcasm

  • @Disknode
    @Disknode 3 роки тому +14

    "dead sea" looks like the bowling ally screen when you get a strike

  • @queenaraphel7154
    @queenaraphel7154 7 років тому +10

    5:46 "Something's alive in the ocean!"

    • @mikegalbraith9999
      @mikegalbraith9999 Рік тому

      Oh, cool. Like a plant, or an animal?

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mikegalbraith9999 no, a microscopic speck.