3 SCARY GAMES #91

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  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 2 роки тому +7188

    It’s hilarious, but the Man Man convulsing wildly and moving ever closer to you in a completely unnatural way from under your bed at night is fucking terrifying when you think about it

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 2 роки тому +313

      Crawling Carl wouldn't be a summer picnic either.

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 2 роки тому +90

      "I'm Coming Closer, You Better Run~"

    • @hydration640
      @hydration640 2 роки тому +153

      “I’m flopping towards your direction better start trying to get away.”

    • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
      @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 2 роки тому +126

      It would be creepy until you realize that he literally has no bones, so he’s not CHOOSING to move that way. At that point I think I’d just kick him

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 2 роки тому +106

      @@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 imagine it irl tho. A shambling, inhumanly moving humanoid thing that’s not supposed to be in your room, shambling with malicious intent in the dead of night while you sleep

  • @Views_of_Eight
    @Views_of_Eight 2 роки тому +7099

    I love how when Mark gets jump-scared, he doesn’t even get spooked, just gets mad at whatever tried to scare him

    • @localdumbass9355
      @localdumbass9355 2 роки тому +46

      I played FNAF 2 once. I fell off my chair.

    • @bamsleezy
      @bamsleezy 2 роки тому +21

      yeah no, he got scared multiple times here.

    • @kitkatty52211
      @kitkatty52211 2 роки тому +61

      Fight, flight, or freeze.
      He fights.

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ 2 роки тому +17

      He's been playing horror games for most of his 10 years of UA-cam, I think he shoulda gotten used to this stuff by now.

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 2 роки тому +37

      @@xdarin_ I agree but I also feel like you can't ever be too immune to scares, fear doesn't exactly have an expiration date, it just evolves to something else.

  • @TheKarishi
    @TheKarishi 2 роки тому +2123

    The Man Man Speedrun is, as Mark predicted, absolutely bonkers. It turns out you don't have to find out Darrell's dead - You can just kill Carl by stabbing into the closet with enough force. Amazing.

    • @sipi2009
      @sipi2009 2 роки тому +55

      I need to see that, can you please link me? XD

    • @iced_egg
      @iced_egg 2 роки тому +10

      💀

    • @Taylor-sw7cw
      @Taylor-sw7cw 2 роки тому +5

      @@sipi2009 same 😭

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +24

      @@sipi2009 Or you can spend the 5 seconds to look it up yourself?

    • @kirbylover1009
      @kirbylover1009 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sipi2009 You have such a cute profile picture. 😍😍😍😍

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 2 роки тому +2246

    “When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!”
    I KNOW HOW THE MAN MAN WAS CREATED

  • @aldoparziale5669
    @aldoparziale5669 2 роки тому +2493

    The "Ghostly breath" in last game should only happen once and a while, for the obvious reason we see here, where it completely loses it's ability to be "scary" anymore and quickly transitions into being goofy and/or annoying

    • @JessiNaka
      @JessiNaka 2 роки тому +284

      It's so obnoxious! Hearing it so much just makes me imagine the guy doing it in front of a microphone. It's not scary.

    • @TitoTheHonduran
      @TitoTheHonduran 2 роки тому +132

      Was looking for this comment ! The dev definitely didn’t think that through

    • @ural345
      @ural345 2 роки тому +60

      Goofy Uncle breath

    • @PeelingCeiling35
      @PeelingCeiling35 2 роки тому +48

      @@ural345 bet it smells bad too 😟

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 2 роки тому +5

      *transitions

  • @tyquone
    @tyquone 2 роки тому +2824

    The Man Man is the funniest, yet most terrifying shit I’ve ever seen. Just a boneless man wobbling around with a knife, that for some reason has a desire to kill everyone he finds.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +5

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @silentghost734
      @silentghost734 2 роки тому +49

      Much agree lol, that would be terrifying

    • @andyfox4484
      @andyfox4484 2 роки тому

      Being boneless sound like enough reason to want to kill everyone 😂

    • @camloch
      @camloch 2 роки тому

      I mean, if he's the only guy with no bones, why /not/ kill everyone else lucky enough to have bones?

    • @isaacisalive
      @isaacisalive 2 роки тому +12

      comically overpriced turon

  • @uglygymrat6024
    @uglygymrat6024 2 роки тому +12622

    I hope this series doesn’t end at episode 100 I love it too much

    • @gdgswift6075
      @gdgswift6075 2 роки тому +221

      It wont

    • @amirtp_
      @amirtp_ 2 роки тому +407

      May end at 1000😔

    • @coconutz95
      @coconutz95 2 роки тому +51

      Same

    • @chantolove
      @chantolove 2 роки тому +302

      Maybe Mark will release 3 scary games of his own

    • @Waffle_type
      @Waffle_type 2 роки тому +37

      Yea. LOVE THIS SHI

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 роки тому +531

    Little note for the creator of the Grainwind Incident game, the ghost reverberated voices were scary at first, but after doing it every 2 seconds it just got irritating more than anything.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 2 роки тому +59

      Same lol In my head, I was just like "Can you shut up?"

    • @fishy259
      @fishy259 2 роки тому +15

      Also, why is it night time at 1:30pm?

    • @Goatman_Gamer
      @Goatman_Gamer 2 роки тому +4

      @@fishy259 Where does it say that?

    • @fishy259
      @fishy259 2 роки тому +9

      @@Goatman_Gamer bottom left, no? 13:30 is 1:30pm

    • @Goatman_Gamer
      @Goatman_Gamer 2 роки тому +11

      @@fishy259 I said this comment 2 weeks ago. I was just asking for a refresher that’s all.
      Yeah that’s definitely weird. Although it might be part of the spookiness that it’s 1:30 PM but it’s night. Who knows.

  • @beneath_the_trees6907
    @beneath_the_trees6907 2 роки тому +3302

    "Just automatically having a flashlight evrrywhere is weird."
    My dad and his 20 flashlights scattered around our house: You won't survive the apocalypse with that attitude

    • @masterofmages729
      @masterofmages729 2 роки тому +38

      Average South African

    • @kyokono6465
      @kyokono6465 2 роки тому +136

      Flashlight on my phone. Flashlight on my dresser in my room. Flashlight on my work lanyard. Flashlight out in my shed. Flashlight in my car. Flashlight on the over the door hook on the inside of my basement door (to take with you into the basement when the light down there starts flickering or won't work). Flashlight down in the back side of the basement, as we aren't allowed to take 'the good flashlight' into the depths of the darkest part of the house for some reason. Back topside there is a flashlight on my computer desk. A flashlight hung on the coat hooks next to the front door. A flashlight in the medicine cabinet in the second floor bathroom. A flashlight on the nightstand of my parents room. Three flashlights in my brother's room (one blinks S.O.S.). And I also have a magnetic shake-to-charge flashlight in a water proof bag put into a lock box buried in my back yard-- you need the shed flashlight to find the shovel to get it-- it's waterproof and can charge anywhere, so it's to be used when going dredging in the river.
      Do I have enough flashlights in my current home to suit you and your dad? I hope so.

    • @synneke
      @synneke 2 роки тому +19

      I saw this comment and heard him say it in the video at the same time, i have been blessed

    • @gotomyhomepageforasub4362
      @gotomyhomepageforasub4362 2 роки тому +1

      Read my name

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 2 роки тому +12

      @@kyokono6465 Holy crap!! I just coounted the majority of the times the word 'flashlight' appeared, and that's 13!

  • @liminal._.17
    @liminal._.17 2 роки тому +3575

    Mark: I'm an expert at parkour
    Also mark: "The day I broke my ass"

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +5

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @Juicy-KingDerp
      @Juicy-KingDerp 2 роки тому +45

      i love your comment. not only does it have qualities that no other comment here has, its also pretty funny. but i gotta admit that the Bot that replied ruined it just a little bit, so if you'd mind reporting it and i will too
      Edit: i reported it and its still here which means we didnt report it enough, you bunch of lazy people

    • @mrlee3412
      @mrlee3412 2 роки тому +82

      @@Juicy-KingDerp no offence this was probably good intentioned but you sound like a scam voicemail trying to get you to click something that gives you a virus.

    • @ElementEarth100
      @ElementEarth100 2 роки тому +23

      @@mrlee3412 LMFAO

    • @dimden3567
      @dimden3567 2 роки тому +21

      @@Juicy-KingDerp a comment connoisseur

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 2 роки тому +2277

    “A vacuum? Terrifying.”
    Confirmed: Mark is a cat

  • @cierrawatkins9247
    @cierrawatkins9247 2 роки тому +1237

    Mark: now that’s weird music to sleep with.
    Me: sleeps with his horror videos as background noise.

    • @finduck307
      @finduck307 2 роки тому +17

      I like to sleep to fnaf the most lol

    • @amayaneko4127
      @amayaneko4127 2 роки тому +1

      hahaha same

    • @Selvanis_07
      @Selvanis_07 2 роки тому +10

      the ambiance of my house at night is already a horror ambiance

    • @crystalized_faith3708
      @crystalized_faith3708 2 роки тому +9

      Bruh I legit just went to sleep with this on, lol

    • @joshuasproles638
      @joshuasproles638 2 роки тому +4

      You're like a machine unplugged no power

  • @yeen.7209
    @yeen.7209 2 роки тому +2482

    "just automatically having a flashlight everywhere is weird"
    mark with the world's brightest flashlights:

  • @starrybook
    @starrybook 2 роки тому +1349

    The Man Man has to be one of the funniest things i've seen in a while. It's a dark twist on I Am Bread.

    • @christycollins2785
      @christycollins2785 2 роки тому +11

      Lmaoo it really was

    • @litewave5186
      @litewave5186 2 роки тому +12

      QWOP guy had a few too many failures

    • @arielgonzalez008
      @arielgonzalez008 2 роки тому +1

      I Am Man

    • @petterkan
      @petterkan 2 роки тому

      Simple game but diffrent then many others so thats a winner

    • @ZackofSpades
      @ZackofSpades 2 роки тому +1

      QWOP was the original in this control style, but it's so old I doubt many will remember it.

  • @AkiraDatBoy
    @AkiraDatBoy 2 роки тому +8841

    I’m convinced Lixian’s editing software is haunted and Mark’s just playing it off

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 2 роки тому +112

    Almost cried laughing at the intense chase scene in Man Man. Mark screaming at Carl sounds like two serial killers that have a long rivalry, and keep one upping eachother with their kills, and Mark is fed up.

  • @creotai9379
    @creotai9379 2 роки тому +986

    lil note for spooky factor: in the last game, the word “discedite” is the latin command for “leave” (saying it to multiple people tho)

    • @tomvanlieshout5634
      @tomvanlieshout5634 2 роки тому +70

      So it basically means "leave y'all"

    • @goose_memes
      @goose_memes 2 роки тому +16

      @@tomvanlieshout5634 yeah it basically does

    • @mavvynne444
      @mavvynne444 2 роки тому +6

      Thanks for the translation

    • @hi_im_genesis
      @hi_im_genesis 2 роки тому +2

      oooo that definitely adds to the spookiness, thank you :))

    • @maya_707
      @maya_707 2 роки тому +6

      @@MadeOfConfusion most latin derived languages conjugate verbs based on who says it or who is referred to (I, you, she/he/it, we, you, they) but unlike English (adding s to third person) every one of them is different :D
      For commands, there are only two way to say it (because its a command, you cannot order someone that isn't with you there or isn't talking to you) so its only you plural or you singular. It becomes way more difficult when you know that sometimes latin conjugations have both a feminine and a masculine version :'D. Luckily italian doesn't have that anymore (actually it does but it's rare and you usually just change the last vocal from an "o" to an "a", and I dont think any other language does (although nouns are gendered in italian as well as in spanish, french...)
      'S cool isnt it??

  • @PerpetuallyDaydreaming
    @PerpetuallyDaydreaming 2 роки тому +401

    Me at the start of The Man Man: "Is Darrell already dead? You're making so much noise slig-slogging around his place, knocking over his TV, and he's not even reacting."
    Me, like a minute after this thought: "OHHHH"

    • @catroe
      @catroe 2 роки тому +3

      I'm slow why are they not reacting?

    • @catroe
      @catroe 2 роки тому +11

      Nvm I got it

    • @Tinaleann_
      @Tinaleann_ 2 роки тому

      Lmao same

    • @blxssoms9500
      @blxssoms9500 2 роки тому

      WGAIT WHAT 😭

  • @sphynx1012
    @sphynx1012 2 роки тому +426

    The ghost breathing every 5 seconds in the last game was more frustrating than scary

    • @Lis-ard
      @Lis-ard 2 роки тому +8

      Literally 💀

    • @uttkarshacharya6040
      @uttkarshacharya6040 2 роки тому +34

      I was genuinely scared for first 2 times then it became annoying for me.

    • @AnomalyINC
      @AnomalyINC 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, it sounds like it's watching a tennis match and getting way too into it.

    • @monochromushroom9502
      @monochromushroom9502 2 роки тому +1

      Game showed some promise at the beginning. Some cool paranormal, urban exploration meets Blair Witch vibes. I was really into the quiet, ambient sound style and then the 'breathing' started. After that first 'jump scare' I gave up.
      Remember folks: Sometimes, less is more.

  • @z0zos
    @z0zos 2 роки тому +234

    “You have to be careful, slow and controlled” *flips entire table over*

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 2 роки тому +459

    Funny thing is I remember watching 3 Scary Games #18 and thinking “Man, this is a long series he’s doing”

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @mallowalt2240
      @mallowalt2240 2 роки тому +27

      god yeah i remember being excited that it had more episodes than try not to laugh hoping it would continue forever, happy to see that so far my wishes have been granted =)

    • @J101.L
      @J101.L 2 роки тому +5

      @@I_quit_trolling_now
      No, you're not.

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 2 роки тому +4

      @@J101.L I always report that bot for misinformation lol

  • @TeaCaku
    @TeaCaku 2 роки тому +7169

    I need to start prepping myself for mark's intro to give me that pre-heart attack in the morning lol

  • @g0r3_8unn11
    @g0r3_8unn11 2 роки тому +2980

    “I feel it in my bones”
    You know who doesn’t feel it in his bones?
    The Man Man-

  • @sabermachine3296
    @sabermachine3296 2 роки тому +232

    20:55 That blood curdling scream in the elevator was the maintenance worker who was caught in the oil explosion and burnt alive before falling down the elevator shaft. Good attention to details game developer👍.

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 роки тому +1432

    Markiplier: Plays another Analog Horror type horror game.
    Also Mark: “This is a game right?”

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +1

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @isaacisalive
      @isaacisalive 2 роки тому +57

      @@I_quit_trolling_now 72 Jounder St, Houston, TX, USA

    • @supernova8604
      @supernova8604 2 роки тому +3

      @@I_quit_trolling_now You could only imagine it

    • @voidyll5582
      @voidyll5582 2 роки тому +17

      @@isaacisalive do me next

    • @isaacisalive
      @isaacisalive 2 роки тому +4

      @@voidyll5582 😏

  • @umaryoopsaga8073
    @umaryoopsaga8073 2 роки тому +761

    I laughed my head off when he said “he tried to do ASMR for me,but I’m not the ASMR type of guy”

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @Uncreative_Username
      @Uncreative_Username 2 роки тому +1

      @L0gar1thm1k It’s just a game theory…

    • @Uncreative_Username
      @Uncreative_Username 2 роки тому

      @@I_quit_trolling_now yet you get 0 bitches

    • @blitzlives1023
      @blitzlives1023 2 роки тому +2

      @L0gar1thm1k If you see kavetion again, don't reply. You're doing them a favor.

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 2 роки тому

      Yeah. I felt a little bit weary until I heard that sound. It works effectively *once* when your not expecting it, but multiple times just gets annoying.

  • @meg6499
    @meg6499 2 роки тому +419

    21:22 Mark- I’m an expert at parkour
    Also Mark: **slips off ledge and falls on his ass**
    Me: **remembers his college parkour story**
    So history repeats itself after all

    • @Kshthymyla
      @Kshthymyla 2 роки тому +9

      Oh right! They left him!

    • @bluecrown8956
      @bluecrown8956 2 роки тому +6

      why is it that everything he does now somehow has a relation with distractible. Like Mark you stole that joke from this episode of distractible lol

  • @black_velvet_4354
    @black_velvet_4354 2 роки тому +714

    The first time I heard the “ghost breath” I had a mini heart attack, but then it started to become irritating rather than horrifying…

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 2 роки тому +118

      Absolutely agree. If they really wanted to do it multiple times they should have at least spaced it out a lot more

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 2 роки тому +86

      Yeah, I don't care if you're a spooky ghost or not honestly. Keep mouth breathing right in my ear and I'm getting ready to throw hands, not run.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 2 роки тому +40

      makes you want to throw mint candies at them loudbreather ghosts.

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 2 роки тому +26

      @@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 rather throw hands than mints. Duct tape would also be preferable

    • @spookshankaman1038
      @spookshankaman1038 2 роки тому +11

      Atleast it stopped for good after Mark entered the boiler(?) room

  • @rowangothic
    @rowangothic 2 роки тому +190

    Can we PLEASE appreciate the sound effects that Lixian added in for The Man Man

  • @Dumpster_Ghost
    @Dumpster_Ghost 2 роки тому +554

    That first game is literally the meme of “man with no arms and no legs is armed with a gun and on the run”

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @daddycremecake4260
      @daddycremecake4260 2 роки тому +10

      @@I_quit_trolling_now you wish

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 2 роки тому

      wut?

    • @natillaamg228
      @natillaamg228 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@daddycremecake4260 hey, next time ignore them, they're bots. just report and don't interact further. they're annoying as hell I know but it's the best way of getting rid of the comment

    • @daddycremecake4260
      @daddycremecake4260 2 роки тому +2

      @@natillaamg228 I know, sometimes I'll just reply anyways to keep my sanity and if I ever come up with a firey roast for them

  • @jimjimmler9825
    @jimjimmler9825 2 роки тому +964

    When Mark gets to episode 100, it would get ridiculous, but an hours long episode of 100 scary games would be impressive and astounding

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 2 роки тому +16

      That would be amazing

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому +6

      Ooooo yES

    • @FriendlyFloyd7
      @FriendlyFloyd7 2 роки тому +8

      I miss the montages

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +1

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 2 роки тому +18

      It would have to be a rather long stream/video to fully fit that many games in though lol. Fun in theory, but maybe not too applicable in practice unless he plays the shorter games (and I mean SHORT), which are often quite cheesy

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 роки тому +511

    I think we can all agree that the scariest part of this video was realizing The Man Man was actually underneath the bed the whole time.

  • @eXistenZik
    @eXistenZik 2 роки тому +499

    Mark and Lixian need to create a scary game together, like a legit jumpscare, thick atmosphere, janky visuals madness. After so many episodes, they have the know-how what is scary and what isn't.

    • @joshuaherring1339
      @joshuaherring1339 2 роки тому +10

      Ever heard of damian

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier lmao

    • @RRDino
      @RRDino 2 роки тому +1

      @@anukranan I also laugh whenever there are any Jumpscares! They're just so funny.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 роки тому +17

      I think they do but the episode jumpscares are just goofy I believe, I have not been scared a single time and they are always eithe predictable or over the top

    • @fungusamongus9686
      @fungusamongus9686 2 роки тому +14

      I'm better than kavetion

  • @RealMrConqueror
    @RealMrConqueror 2 роки тому +4059

    Mark, It's an honour to have my game "Alone In Hell" played by such a talentic individual like you! I just released a new 20-minute game called A Devilish Nightmare which is much better if you want to check it out! Holy shit!
    Edit: Thanks guys for the support on this comment, i just released another awesome game if you guys wanna check it out it's called Anomaly Detector

    • @maisies515
      @maisies515 2 роки тому +102

      Talentic hehe

    • @divineanzu
      @divineanzu 2 роки тому +149

      great game man! cant wait to see mark play devilish nightmare soon :D

    • @draq3384
      @draq3384 2 роки тому +11

      talentic

    • @quirkyviper
      @quirkyviper 2 роки тому +80

      Just want to congratulate you on the games! You're out here doing it - I hope you'll keep going!

    • @riolf9407
      @riolf9407 2 роки тому +48

      I will like and reply as an attempt to push this comment higher so that mark is slightly more likely to see it
      Not to say that mark doesn't read his comments, I'm sure he reads some

  • @olezha_wow
    @olezha_wow 2 роки тому +70

    For those wondering what the text at 17:39 means, it basically reads "Mom don't cry 'cause your son is a thief, let that Mom cry, whose son is a jerk" It also sort of rhymes in the original, but it's quite hard to translate.

  • @aaronmicheal9696
    @aaronmicheal9696 2 роки тому +99

    "Wait wait wait, back that ass up. Your done for Carl" Had me on the floor rolling bro😭😭💀💀

  • @akiro5937
    @akiro5937 2 роки тому +1865

    Mark: Why do they call prom a night to remember?
    Lixian: Collective diarrhea

  • @tigergrace6237
    @tigergrace6237 2 роки тому +347

    I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking funny the first game was 💀

  • @taco-bellleftovers1816
    @taco-bellleftovers1816 2 роки тому +638

    The man man: Has no bones
    Lixian still adding a bone crunch sfx at 5:39: "yea, this is big brain time"

    • @r3t4rt28
      @r3t4rt28 2 роки тому +9

      5:37

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +1

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @Anon-dd5oj
      @Anon-dd5oj 2 роки тому +21

      @@I_quit_trolling_now I don't think a video on "JACKSEPTICEYES DAD DIED LOL!" makes you better than a person who cares about everyone and donates most of his money to charity, you clearly just hate to get attention, get a job or walk on grass

    • @Duckymomo2424
      @Duckymomo2424 2 роки тому +5

      @@I_quit_trolling_now u can’t create original content? instead have to use hate to get attention cuz u can’t get views any other way 😭 embarrassing

    • @tezla1530
      @tezla1530 2 роки тому +6

      @@Anon-dd5oj I hope you are aware of the fact that you are telling a god damn robot to touch grass.

  • @luigi6019
    @luigi6019 2 роки тому +337

    Mark: “I swear guys I’m not a masochist.”
    Also Mark: Jumps off the edge of a building on purpose.

  • @WynneL
    @WynneL 2 роки тому +1012

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "You want me to stand right here? You want to flay me alive? You gonna peel my fingernails off?" *said with coy hopefulness*
    Also Mark: "I'm not gonna play through all those endings" *meaning he got the painful death ending he wanted so the other two are irrelevant*
    Oh Mark, never change. 🥰🥰🥰

    • @witchoferiu689
      @witchoferiu689 2 роки тому +2

      i was like number 666 hahahaha i am the chosen one!

    • @TugiDeg
      @TugiDeg Рік тому +3

      what did I just read? Especially the last "Also Mark" part? It doesn't even make any sense.

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 роки тому +393

    Imagine you wake up to see a naked ragdoll man coming out from your living room saying (in markiplier’s voice) “ *the man man is here* “

    • @_..._3453
      @_..._3453 2 роки тому +11

      That would be fucking terrifying, I'd literally cry XD

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому +11

      Id do my traumatized tremble and freeze, staring at it, before bursting out laughing, before realizing it has a knife and booking it through the window

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 2 роки тому +2

      @@myparentsaccI'm very confused, but at the same time, I'd probably do something very similar

    • @cracksparrow937
      @cracksparrow937 2 роки тому +2

      @@I_quit_trolling_now keep telling yourself that

  • @BeautifulWaterWeaver
    @BeautifulWaterWeaver 2 роки тому +886

    Mark: "I'm an expert at parkour"
    Also Mark: (Jumps off a ledge trying to do parkour)

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 2 роки тому +40

      His distractable story really proves his parkour skills.

    • @helizteil2625
      @helizteil2625 2 роки тому +11

      Mark was too busy asking if he could, but he never stopped to ask if he should.

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 2 роки тому +5

      @@helizteil2625 not only shouldnt he, he couldnt

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 2 роки тому +1

      Just Like In Real Life! :D

    • @susanschubert1222
      @susanschubert1222 2 роки тому

      I read this as it happened 😆

  • @alex6588
    @alex6588 Рік тому +102

    The stuff he didnt read that started with 'mama he' is in russian. It means 'mother, don't cry because your son is a thief. Instead, let the mother of the victim cry!'

    • @anabekbond9684
      @anabekbond9684 Рік тому +15

      I figured it was probably Russian from the way it looked, thank you so much for the translation!

    • @xot_ta9354
      @xot_ta9354 Рік тому

      I'm sorry, but it means: mother, don't cry because your son is a thief, let the one, whose son is a goat, cry

    • @kittycorn320
      @kittycorn320 6 місяців тому +3

      I appreciate the translation in the comments. I knew right as I saw it that it was Russian, but I couldn't understand what it was saying. I'm learning Russian, but I'm still at a beginner level so most things are kinda hard for me to translate by myself.

  • @auqustfire
    @auqustfire 2 роки тому +160

    "The killer, The Man Man, is still at large."
    My cat, who's nickname is Man Man: *side-eyes*

  • @FireflyProductions
    @FireflyProductions 2 роки тому +354

    The fastest speedrun I could find of "The Man Man" was a little over 13 seconds.

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому +11

      Ohhh friickk-

    • @patriciaferrell532
      @patriciaferrell532 2 роки тому +18

      HOW!?!

    • @FireflyProductions
      @FireflyProductions 2 роки тому +78

      @@patriciaferrell532 Apparently, you’re able to stab the crawly guy while he’s still hiding in the closet if you stab at the right angle. So, they sped over to the knife, and back to the closet in about 13 seconds. It was pretty impressive.

    • @JustSomeRandomTony
      @JustSomeRandomTony 2 роки тому +6

      @@miku-miku tomorrow the record would be 4 seconds or less I bet

    • @dantemattybraps4050
      @dantemattybraps4050 2 роки тому +16

      I spent all night and 128 attempts to get 17 seconds so how someone got less than half of that is beyond me

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +3073

    Markiplier’s intros are getting more and more disturbing and I love it.

  • @ThanksMan128
    @ThanksMan128 2 роки тому +157

    Mark: plays any horror game
    UA-cam: hey look he's playing Five Nights at Freddy's

  • @yesterday00
    @yesterday00 2 роки тому +218

    I like how the second game went from "was I arrested??" To "man I never shit anymore"

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN 2 роки тому +20

      I NEVER SHIT ON ANYONE OFFICER, IT WAS HIM

    • @adeliaroselle8416
      @adeliaroselle8416 2 роки тому

      man stores all his shit up in his ass and never releases it 😔

  • @LaMortDeLaMusique
    @LaMortDeLaMusique 2 роки тому +556

    "I've had power outages where I haven't had any flashlights within reach" WELL WHY NOT MARK? What happened to all the World's Strongest Flashlights you bought?

    • @arysky5193
      @arysky5193 2 роки тому +45

      He used them all whumping the Vvitch. You can't blame the man for using all that whumpage he had available.

    • @Maomod1394
      @Maomod1394 2 роки тому +43

      “So we were really poor and we couldn’t afford flashlights…”

  • @anthonyclay8404
    @anthonyclay8404 2 роки тому +174

    The first one didn't even feel like a horror game it was just funny to me XD

  • @dejligmussen1234
    @dejligmussen1234 2 роки тому +502

    Mark: "Tell me why?"
    Me: "AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE"

    • @Nxva-
      @Nxva- 2 роки тому +16

      TELL ME WHY!

    • @breklynmikah1941
      @breklynmikah1941 2 роки тому +19

      @@Nxva- AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

    • @0GalaxyCat0
      @0GalaxyCat0 2 роки тому +11

      "NOW NUMBER #5"

    • @Nxva-
      @Nxva- 2 роки тому +17

      @@0GalaxyCat0 "I never wanna hear you say~ 🎵"

    • @witchoferiu689
      @witchoferiu689 2 роки тому +15

      I want it that way!

  • @elevenlemons489
    @elevenlemons489 2 роки тому +210

    When the game really said “I’m not going to even give you a reset button. Reset buttons are for winners”
    …..That’s cold, man

    • @derekharvey882
      @derekharvey882 2 роки тому +2

      But then when he won there was no button

    • @ChaseTSY
      @ChaseTSY 2 роки тому +7

      @@derekharvey882 there was

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 роки тому +5

      Zero Degrees Kelvin cold.

  • @alexusbecker35
    @alexusbecker35 2 роки тому +268

    Hey,Mavis Beacon’s typing classes are paying off for Mark in the first game

    • @BloodWolf2005
      @BloodWolf2005 2 роки тому +1

      lol! Bonus points for referencing previous videos. 😆

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 2 роки тому +246

    The way man man moves is exactly how I get out of bed to get hot pockets every morning

    • @PixelBlue11913
      @PixelBlue11913 2 роки тому +6

      This comment made me actually laugh out loud 😂

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper 2 роки тому +170

    The first game is a lie: according to Blender, that man has bones.

    • @Centyme
      @Centyme 6 місяців тому +6

      So then it would be man bone man?

    • @seanromine3932
      @seanromine3932 5 місяців тому +5

      He has teeth.

    • @Basik_Bistander3132
      @Basik_Bistander3132 4 місяці тому

      ​Scientifically, teeth are not bones. Teeth are dentil, enamel, and sum else. With ner systems and muscle tissues, not bones​@@seanromine3932

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@seanromine3932veneers, duh (/j)
      But it could be horrifying to think that all of the teeth aren’t his. He just collects and then keeps them stored there

    • @ariagranados3592
      @ariagranados3592 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sammygecko_ he takes a new one from his victims each time and sticks them in his gums

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 роки тому +290

    Mark: "I like parkour and I'm an expert at parkour"
    Me: *Thinks back to distractible episode when Mark broke his ass attempting parkour* "Mm, right..." 💙💙💙

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 2 роки тому +1

      did the same thing in game

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @Transference90
      @Transference90 2 роки тому +5

      Everyone remembers him breaking his ass, but the idea of him then getting up and doing it again except deciding this time he'd shoulder-slam the ground is far funnier to me.

  • @noahfalk6100
    @noahfalk6100 2 роки тому +297

    Mark: "I'm not kind of ASMR kind of guy."
    World´s quietest let`s play videos: "I'm I a joke to you?"

    • @Greshgore
      @Greshgore 2 роки тому +15

      He needs to add a world's quietest let's play as like bonus content on episode 100. I still laugh at those to this day.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

  • @korenxkenshin
    @korenxkenshin 2 роки тому +208

    MARK THROWING IT BACK TO KILL CRAWLING CARL IS KILLING ME

  • @ash78420
    @ash78420 2 роки тому +227

    Man man: *doesn't have bones*
    Man man: *has teeth*
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @semicircle4577
      @semicircle4577 2 роки тому +20

      fun fact teeth are not bones!

    • @madamedeath3780
      @madamedeath3780 2 роки тому +15

      Those were tiny marshmallows.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Рік тому +20

      @@semicircle4577 but teeth are connected to bone, that's why it's odd lol

    • @GiraffeFlavored
      @GiraffeFlavored Рік тому +11

      @@solus8685 He glued them in

    • @StarcoveStudios
      @StarcoveStudios Рік тому +1

      @@GiraffeFlavored How did he glue them in? he has no bones lol

  • @Vandalgia
    @Vandalgia 2 роки тому +109

    The third game got a really great atmosphere, but damn, that overused sighing sounds make it like the ghost are all "I'm fucking bored, find me already".
    Really makes me think that sound design is really a core of a great horror game. Imagine how great the game would be with a better sound design.

    • @Gormula137
      @Gormula137 2 роки тому

      I remember playing it myself and streaming it to a few friends and I never once heard that sound so it really surprised me to hear it here

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, if they had used it every once in a while instead of every 5 seconds that would've been a lot creepier. Or like occasional whispering noises that were loud enough to hear but too quiet to make out any words. Using the same clip every few seconds takes the spook factor out and just makes it kinda boring. If not for the fact that I wanted to hear Mark I would've muted the audio about 2 mins into the constant sighing

    • @Vandalgia
      @Vandalgia 2 роки тому

      @@Amayawolf_01 in horror games, less is always more. All great horror games are pretty sparse in the scare and uses tension as a leverage instead of the scare itself.

  • @urmamasfavemo
    @urmamasfavemo 2 роки тому +667

    Mark: *attacks crawler Carl with butt-cheeks*
    crawler Carl: "Oh no! Our table, its broken!"

  • @karolinawooszyn4445
    @karolinawooszyn4445 2 роки тому +194

    i am convinced "we're coming for them" is lunky and dark coming for lixian and mark. can't wait, 10/10

    • @TwiggyHetfield27
      @TwiggyHetfield27 2 роки тому +9

      Darkiplier I'm not so sure. I mean he hasn't really brought back any of the old characters in a while. Now Lunky on the other hand... it's 100% him. Especially after what happened in the Longeyed Project video. Dudes preparing for something.

    • @magicalthief
      @magicalthief 2 роки тому +1

      @@TwiggyHetfield27 dark was in iswm, so its possible...

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @vahdoom
      @vahdoom 2 роки тому

      @@TwiggyHetfield27 I have not watched all of Marks stuff, can you do a quick ELI5 for whats happening?

    • @TwiggyHetfield27
      @TwiggyHetfield27 2 роки тому

      @@magicalthief didn't know that! There were SOOO many damn paths lol

  • @xShadowTigeressx
    @xShadowTigeressx 2 роки тому +44

    For those who wanna know: "momma don't cry because your son stole, cry because he is an a-hole"

  • @toastman3955
    @toastman3955 2 роки тому +355

    I like the constructive criticism Mark gives, he’s not just playing the game, he’s experiencing it

  • @faelencrepe
    @faelencrepe 2 роки тому +57

    I love how theres the keys in the top right to show how fast Mark is spamming the buttons to crawl around ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @PlayPrey
    @PlayPrey 2 роки тому +120

    Intro: "We're never left" That's a relief, they're always right!

  • @BiS0urApple
    @BiS0urApple 2 роки тому +11

    No one absolutely no one.
    Mark: OooRawr ✨ 16:24

  • @lamppost481
    @lamppost481 2 роки тому +157

    Am I the only one getting extermely irritated at the 3rd games breathing sounds constantly being played every second?

    • @PhantomPinetree
      @PhantomPinetree 2 роки тому +19

      Nope, I find it a bit annoying too
      Maybe if they played it every few minutes instead of every few seconds it would be scarier and less annoying, kind of like how the did the knocking and breathing sound effects in Simulacra

    • @lamppost481
      @lamppost481 2 роки тому +13

      @@PhantomPinetree yeah each time it past it felt more like an annoying flying bug or someone literally trying to breathe into me every time they pass on rollerskates.

    • @floof1864
      @floof1864 2 роки тому +3

      Like, breathing plus doppler effect

    • @mauzki-
      @mauzki- 2 роки тому +5

      idk what you mean -WOOOHAH- I think it adds to the -woooohah- atmo -wooohah- mosphere -wooohah-

  • @not_anymore
    @not_anymore 2 роки тому +106

    Oooh i feel like Lixian is cooking something special with the lore for 100th episode

  • @pleikkamine96
    @pleikkamine96 2 роки тому +453

    Lixian gets more creative every time.

    • @blu3berry_skies
      @blu3berry_skies 2 роки тому +7

      Yes, yes he does!

    • @Paynapul
      @Paynapul 2 роки тому +5

      @UA-cam Recommendation Team 🅥 no

    • @SoftKid123
      @SoftKid123 2 роки тому +4

      Goddamn nearly your whole reply section is just bots

    • @pleikkamine96
      @pleikkamine96 2 роки тому

      @@SoftKid123 suffering from success

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music 2 роки тому +11

    0:35 | The Man Man
    8:28 | Alone In Hell
    13:20 | Grainwind Incedint 77

  • @tatsuroua826
    @tatsuroua826 2 роки тому +27

    The concept of Incident 77 actually gets to me. Construction/factory accidents is an entire genre of disturbing and it gives the game a great foundation for lore

  • @Inko21
    @Inko21 2 роки тому +190

    Mark: I'm an expert at Parkour.
    Also Mark: *Proceeds to fall off building.*

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 2 роки тому +12

      Just Like In Real Life! :D

  • @randallcarroll2151
    @randallcarroll2151 2 роки тому +70

    I still love the thought of Lixian being jumpscared while editing these videos lol.

  • @kevinhaughey4544
    @kevinhaughey4544 2 роки тому +9

    Trying to kill crawling carl was one of the funniest things i've ever seen

  • @nieveangeletti1271
    @nieveangeletti1271 2 роки тому +98

    I love how this series started with each episode showing a clip of an in-game jumpscare at the beginning, but as the series went on and Mark started to play less jumpscare-heavy and/or more goofy games, him and Lixian were just like “fine, we’ll do it ourselves.”

  • @Matthewtopia
    @Matthewtopia 2 роки тому +66

    That first game had so much character. I love it.

  • @jamieisnothere1688
    @jamieisnothere1688 2 роки тому +119

    Mark: "I am an expert in parkou no one question that"
    Me: *Suddenly having a flashback on that one episode of distractible on how he "broke" is ass and shoulder*

    • @nirablackfire2792
      @nirablackfire2792 2 роки тому +6

      I also love how after saying that he immediately tried to parkou on the railing and falls to his death.
      Mark lied, and the game instantly called him out.

  • @marimartin455
    @marimartin455 2 роки тому +32

    You can’t help but adore how mark is always so unwaveringly supportive of small developers, always offering insight and never really being negative

  • @bastard_of_time
    @bastard_of_time 2 роки тому +378

    Markiplier:why is prom night a night to remember?
    Lixian: ✨collective diarrhoea✨

  • @peterbenitez3642
    @peterbenitez3642 2 роки тому +143

    “A great starting point better then what most people would do which is not even start to make a horror game”
    Really highlights Marks desire to always self-improve

  • @syvulpie
    @syvulpie 2 роки тому +453

    Second game be like:
    Player: "Am I in hell?"
    Entity: "You don't deserve hell, you deserve much, much worse!"
    Also Entity: "WELCOME TO HELL!"
    me: [visible confusion]

  • @kyriakiefthymiadou949
    @kyriakiefthymiadou949 2 роки тому +10

    3:12 people with low iron deficiency when they stand up too quickly

  • @BerzerkVideos
    @BerzerkVideos 2 роки тому +266

    Mark: Yeah, keeping a flashlight on you at all times is weird.
    Me, with a flashlight on my desk, and a flashlight in my coat, having a flashlight in reach almost 24/7: ...Oh... Okay...

    • @WhiteW01f
      @WhiteW01f 2 роки тому +10

      Don't forget about the flashlight built into your phone!

    • @iffatmansoor5589
      @iffatmansoor5589 2 роки тому

      I want the worles secound brightest flashlight! Just to flex in school

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 2 роки тому +1

      are you just every horror game mc ever..?

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than Markiplier

    • @thedorkknight9684
      @thedorkknight9684 2 роки тому

      i keep a big, heavy metal one next to my bed. if anybody breaks in, i could probably bash in a skull!

  • @fatmanobby4329
    @fatmanobby4329 2 роки тому +55

    I thought that you would be running away from the boneless man but being the boneless man with a knife is 10× better

  • @Lil_Persik_Guy
    @Lil_Persik_Guy 2 роки тому +179

    17:38 I tried to translate it more or less clearly:
    "Mom, don't cry that your son is a thief, let the one whose son is a jerk cry!!!"

    • @renee_ray9483
      @renee_ray9483 2 роки тому +5

      Thank you !!

    • @Lil_Persik_Guy
      @Lil_Persik_Guy 2 роки тому +12

      @Mikhail Teixeira Yeah, I think "coward" is more like the right one

    • @mrbanana4804
      @mrbanana4804 2 роки тому +1

      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Yellow-vi8xc
      @Yellow-vi8xc 2 роки тому +2

      Mom don't cry that your son is a thief. let him cry like that son kazel. That is what i got. What does "казел" mean?

    • @Lil_Persik_Guy
      @Lil_Persik_Guy 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@Yellow-vi8xc it means "goat", in Russian "kazel (козел)" is sometimes used as an insult

  • @rs2excelsior
    @rs2excelsior 2 роки тому +18

    I feel like the first one belongs more in a "three absolutely hilarious games" compilation XD

  • @harveyy077
    @harveyy077 2 роки тому +174

    I'm so immune to mark's jumpscares now

  • @cigaro9419
    @cigaro9419 2 роки тому +144

    "Do you remember us?"
    Some person with amnesia: No, I don't think I do.

  • @almog-su2ym
    @almog-su2ym 2 роки тому +92

    "welcome to the man man"
    not even a mintue in and already laughing

    • @Parzivize
      @Parzivize 2 роки тому

      @UA-cam Recommendation Team 🅥 your "content" is terrible

  • @gregoryroberts3132
    @gregoryroberts3132 2 роки тому +16

    Mark: Hears the screams of the Damned
    Mark:......
    Mark: okay, that was nothing.

  • @cuzwhynot5111
    @cuzwhynot5111 2 роки тому +42

    Jumpscare list:
    Multiple scary pictures flash: 0:00 - 0:27
    Big scarier picture: 0:30
    Darrel turns over dead: 3:43
    Crawling Carl emerges from closet (I'm not really sure if most of these actually count as jumpscares): 3:45
    Tv gets possesed and flies: 4:22
    Darrel dies (again): 6:40
    Noise from the dark: 9:30
    Words appear on ground: 10:10
    Mark hears a noise and starts screaming: 13:37
    Mark hears a noise and screams again: 15:20
    Mark hears the same noise and screams AGAIN: 15:30
    Man jumpscare: 18:12
    Creepy woman jumpscare: 19:03
    AAAUUUGH!: 20:57
    Mark falls and dies: 21:34
    Lust lady jumpscare again: 2:41
    Alarm goes off: 24:54
    Figure appears: 26:16
    Jumpscare: 27:45
    Loud noise: 28:48
    Quick flash of scary woman then blue screen: 28:58
    Quick flash of scary woman then blue screen: 29:53
    Final Mark jumpscare: 31:26
    (Let me know if I missed any)

    • @ritz1515
      @ritz1515 2 роки тому +1

      I love you so much

  • @wendyjaa
    @wendyjaa 2 роки тому +48

    Omg Lixian's added sound effects for Man Man are everything

  • @noellemb123
    @noellemb123 2 роки тому +36

    Mark screaming at crawling Carl has me DYING

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 2 роки тому +1

      Same!! I actually yelled "YEAH" when Mark got him 😂😂

  • @ivanlopez1978
    @ivanlopez1978 2 роки тому +13

    Finally after nearly 1yr, I’ve finished this playlist

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu 2 роки тому +36

    9:21 "I can feel that in my bones" Well, The Man Man definitely didn't.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas 2 роки тому +151

    Not five minutes in, and Mark is already screaming incoherently at the screen. This is going to be a good video.

  • @Deadstar717
    @Deadstar717 2 роки тому +30

    “CARL YOU BASTARD!!!!!” Exactly what I yelled when I play this game a few months ago 😂

  • @marthaschaefer9776
    @marthaschaefer9776 Рік тому +32

    Is it just me or has markiplier gotten calmer over the years, honestly, he's still amazing, top tear UA-camr!

    • @8Recre8
      @8Recre8 Рік тому +1

      i also noticed that, if you watch him play “the test” he talks about it

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 Рік тому

      Enough exposure numbs a person.
      More obvious the scare, even more numbness to such.