Parappa can't do karate, Didn't get his license, Couldn't sell stupid things at a flea market, Couldn't bake a cake, didn't rap good enough and pooped his self at the toilet and broke a concert
How to get good: Perform the lines late Cheap Cheap's stage has wonky mechanics, and it took me about 15 tries to do all of the stage in awful mode without screwing up and failing.
I like how Sunny seemed to enjoy the concert despite everything; Just calmly telling Parappa "maybe next time" as opposed to any genuine anger or embarrassment.
Despite Sunny Funny not being shown to be angry in either of the three games from the PaRappa franchise (Including UmJammer Lammy), she's only shown in some images or stickers, IDK.
Stage 1: Master onion just gets bored and grows eyelashes, the other onions just get disappointed, and a random ninja pops up. Stage 2: Car wants someone to end its suffering and the entire town places danger sides all over the side walks to avoid PaRappas horrible driving. Stage 3: Entire store collapses due to his bad Rapping and PaRappa must ware, the sombrero of shame...while being pelted by plates. Also made no money at all. Stage 4: somehow baked the cake. And learned pyromancy. But, Cheep cheep got so mad, she gave birth just to have her baby tell PaRappa how much he sucked. Stage 5: everyone takes pity on PaRappa and lets him win, Zeus cries at the sheer terror of his bad raps, also. He couldn't hold it. Stage 6: Audience shows that they are horrible aim with Tomatoes, almost all the lights loose power, and everyone just leaves.
Nobody is talking about how the environment changes by depending on how you make PaRappa rap (even if you're cool or from bad to awful)... the game is from 1996!! It's actually really amazing.
**BEFORE YOU SPAM IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE INTRO, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION AND THIS COMMENT** UA-cam basically fucked me over by removing the feature to add or edit annotations, and they did this all the way back on the 2nd of fucking May. I haven't heard anything about the removal of annotations until now! So now you guys are just stuck with an awkward intro. Yup. Well done UA-cam. Ever since 2006 the site's gone downhill.
Wahaller The thing I don't get is they say they got rid of them partly because the don't work on mobile. But a) You can't implement them? and b) THEY USED TO WORK IN-BROWSER ON IPADS
Timestamps: 0:20 Stage 1: Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap/Kick! Punch!| 2:52 Stage 2: Instructor Mooselini's Rap/Driver's Test| 5:04 Stage 3: Prince Fleaswallow's Rap/Flea Market| 7:41 Stage 4: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken's Rap/Guaranteed To Catch Her Heart| 10:04 Stage 5: All Master's Rap/Full Tank| 13:18 Stage 6: Parappa's Live Rap With MC King Kong Mushi/PaRappa's Live Rap|
0:20 Move your leg simulator 2:52 Grand Theft Auto V: 1996 Edition 5:05 Fleswallow's Broken Sale 7:42 «OOPS! I ACCINDETALY BURN'D THE CAKE!!!» 10:05 Poop 13:19 «I GOTTA DIE!»
Chapters the Rappers 0:00 - Stage Select 0:20 - no know how to fight (Kung Fu Onion's Chop Chop Rap) 2:48 - Grant Theft Auto Rapping Edition (Mooselini's Car Rap) 5:01 - Flea Market (gone wrong) (Prince Fleaswallow's Flea Rap) 7:38 - FIRED CHIKEN (Cheap Cheap's Cooking Rap) 10:01 - PaRappa Poo'd his pants. like a rocket (The Toilet Rap) 13:15 - Couldn't get a girl (The Club Rap)
I remember when I was younger and thought I had the rhythms perfect for stage 1. yet I’d always see him get all steamy and sad then I’d get all anxious and scared
14:45 I got- I gott- gotta gotta. I gotta gotta gotta gott- uh. I gotta i gotta uh uh uh. I gotta beli- believ- i gotta gotta gott-. I gotta believe. P.......??. FOR ME FOR ME. i gotta i gotta. uh . i gotta. oh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh uh uh uh i gotta i gotta. Uh. I gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh oh uh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gott. Say ho ho ho now screeeeaaa- ho ho ho say ho ho ho HOO maybe next time I GOTT-
The original PaRappa The Rapper awful mode is more creative than PaRappa The Rapper 2 because more things happen in the original while in PaRappa The Rapper 2 it just does these weird squiggly lines in the background
4:03
"Do you know why we stopped the car?"
"...... Uh oh!"
s
Lol
-I know I know i failed!
Sure you did "Parappa"
Oooooooh yeaaa
"H to the E to the R to the O , and here comes your hero, here we go"
"P"
...Never has such poetry been created.
".........................................I rap!"
what's the timestamp for this
15:15
I died of laughter when I got to that part.
*loud crying*
Parappa can't do karate,
Didn't get his license,
Couldn't sell stupid things at a flea market,
Couldn't bake a cake,
didn't rap good enough and pooped his self at the toilet and
broke a concert
Don't you mean Kung Fu, not Karate?
LKF777 Extra the unluckiest dog in the whole universe
Don't do drugs kids
LKF777 Extra ikr
True
0:20 Kung Screwed
2:52 Grand Theft Auto: 1996 Edition
5:05 Fleswallow files for Bankruptsy
7:42 Hell's Chicken
10:05 Holy Shit
13:19 "I GOTTA LEAVE!"
more like "I wet my pants"
7:42 is more like “ITS FUCKING RAW!”
ALL YOU EVER NEED TO BE IS NICE AND FREINDLY
.....
*_OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS_*
Well thanks for the index..
You are the true god
7:23 is interesting to see that Fleasmallow isn’t angry or disappointed, but rather he says that “let’s do it again” really nice and calm...
Yeah that's what I thought too
He’s the nicest instructor in the game
He did say all you ever need is to be nice and friendly after all.
@@francozabala7059 good point
And Sunny says “Maybe the next time” too
9:49
Don't you just hate it when you get so mad you give birth in the middle of a cooking show?
LMAO
Same it happens to be on a daily basis and it’s annoying
@@michaelstaggmick That must really suck. How many children do you have at this point?
9:50
LMFAO
8:27 "we're making us a cake that you never seen before"
*_"ｗｈー"_*
@L Jax UA-cam No, you can actually hear Parrapa say "wh"
wh
Holy shit parappa she’s making carrot cake that shits good
@L Jax 😂
this is a dirty joke
how to get awful on Cheap Cheap's stage:
Perform the lines
How to get good:
Perform the lines late
Cheap Cheap's stage has wonky mechanics, and it took me about 15 tries to do all of the stage in awful mode without screwing up and failing.
ikr the mechanics are broken as f*ck
they're broken the most on remastered
Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it!
OOPS
Noodles
4:17
The Awful noise in the background goes perfect with this part XD
LNV they changed the rhythm at that part just to go with it.
He might kill someone dogg
Holy shit its lnv
@@WhyRook but he is a dog
.
"I got no time to spare, so give up"
Thanks, PaRappa.
Rhythm heaven gots bad
It makes me laugh to see and hear how Cheap Cheap speaks so calmly when it is literally yelling at Parappa XD
It’s a girl
@@hanazukimasako7289 I'm pretty sure everyone knows that
@@ladyblack1314 you're not the real laurenzide (ik that's obvious but still)
@@hanazukimasako7289 This person never said that it was a she, "it" is a gender neutral word.
@@ladyblack1314 oh hi dud
4:47
Parappa: "...Do I- *UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-OH"*
IM WORKIN IN THE FLEA MARKET SO EARLY
Do i... *Tries to Activate the airbag*
@@wellwellwell4847 REVOLUSIONS ALL THE TIME PEOPLE CHANGING THE WORLD WITH CRIME
@@wellwellwell4847 IM WORKING SINCE MY MAMA WWS A BABY
@@feisarspeed*JUST BECAUSE THE RHYTHM IS SLOW...*
11:03
-Did you check the toilet on the left?
-....……...... R I G H T
-O K O K, Y O U W I N
XDDD
💀
𝑋𝑑
lol
Do I- **UH- UH- U- UH OH*
9:49
4:47
You gotta do it again
Whaat??
Try again
O Yes X no
11:52 "My time to spare, I got no time to spare, I got no time to spare, So give up!"
Yes, perfect excuse.
Then he shat himself after meeting the chicken
12:52 is the best part
Anthony Chang kinda sounds like Dora the explorer
I agree
Parappa shits himself
@@nintendofan14alt40 no it's the rock it launch in parapas belly
Also 12:46 like what's wrong with his eyes
“All you ever need is to be nice and friendly”
*OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI*
5:45
Oop-
@Bunny Bun I KNEW IT
Cuphed
Mexican Parappa
OI OI OI OI OI
0:20 stage 1 ,2:52 stage 2 ,5:05 stage 3 ,7:42 stage 4 ,10:05 stage 5,13:19 stage 6 17:01 Robbie rotten jumpscare
Fetch maga vvvv
Spokky
Fetch maga SOU ESCEAREY
Fetch maga thx
Fetch maga oh
I like how Sunny seemed to enjoy the concert despite everything; Just calmly telling Parappa "maybe next time" as opposed to any genuine anger or embarrassment.
Despite Sunny Funny not being shown to be angry in either of the three games from the PaRappa franchise (Including UmJammer Lammy), she's only shown in some images or stickers, IDK.
Why would she
3:31
"I glad you know which way to go"
literally the car is almost crashed to something
And meanwhile he is driving like he smoked crack
"DANGER"
Parrapa don't give a Damn...
3:05 The exact moment Parappa decided "You know what? Fuck driving"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the *_G A S ?_* "
"Step on the gas"
"Step on the. "
4:44 It's like Parappa realized how awful he did
Bangs his head on wheel that was harm
“Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“Do I- OHOHOHOHOHOHOH”
Something I didn't notice before on Stage 2 is that the signs change depending on how well you rap.
Cranberoo yah i thought i was the only one
Good & Cool: Normal everyday signs
Bad: Be careful signs
Awful: DANGER SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Wow I never noticed that, cool
Cranberoo
I also noticed that as well.
Plus, in Stage 4, notice that the music input is coming outside of the TV, rather than recorded through the TV?
There are differences like that on every level I'm pretty sure, but stage 2's much more subtle. Could be wrong though.
15:19 P..........(Parappa.exe has stopped working)
Number #1 oh no XD
Pee.
He's practicing his living statue pose.
He thinks sunny funny
Wait if you get bad or awful in stage 6 one of the masters sing for you
1:15 HmMmM YeS I SeE yOuR gEtTiNg BeTtEr
You sure about that?
where are his eyelashes
why is he having a stroke
16:46 WHY DO I LAUGH SO HARD AT THE WAY THE INSTRUCTORS JUST CASUALLY SLIDE AWAY
I love how they’re not even walking or shuffling off, their moels just slide offscreen
@@il-dottoreThey’re even T-posing😂
A Glitch happened with the thing
I didn't even turn on the captions
"HAILEKHAIELAHIELAKIEKAHAHAKKHLIHKHILAKHLIKHAKAIL"
yeah wth
4:44 “Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“.......Do I” *aggressively breaks the wheel*
You gotta do it again.
@@reptilrrudy2389”WHAT?!?!”
@@keesdevries23423 E O E O
I'm glad you know
which way to go
*Mooselini there are danger signs EVERYWHERE*
3:22 How my mom drives
Women, am I right? _inb4 flamed by angry feminists_
That was the footage of my Driving Test
25 Cent WTF
She's so dumb
leslie carol mora contreras HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FUCKING JOKE?!
4:47 My answer to a question
*Bangs head*
"Now kick!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Punch!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Chop!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Bl- Okay are you gonna do something or not?"
"Step on the brakes."
"Step on the GAS?"
oh no.
Lmaooo
3:07
"Got the, got the funky flow."
"UH UH UH UH UH OH"
5:35
Onion 2:39
Moose 4:49
Frog: 7:23
Chicken: 9:49
Diarrhea: 12:47
Spider: 16:46
Love how you named the fifth one
LMAO
Actually the MC is a Flea surprisingly
Stage 1: Master onion just gets bored and grows eyelashes, the other onions just get disappointed, and a random ninja pops up.
Stage 2: Car wants someone to end its suffering and the entire town places danger sides all over the side walks to avoid PaRappas horrible driving.
Stage 3: Entire store collapses due to his bad Rapping and PaRappa must ware, the sombrero of shame...while being pelted by plates. Also made no money at all.
Stage 4: somehow baked the cake. And learned pyromancy. But, Cheep cheep got so mad, she gave birth just to have her baby tell PaRappa how much he sucked.
Stage 5: everyone takes pity on PaRappa and lets him win, Zeus cries at the sheer terror of his bad raps, also. He couldn't hold it.
Stage 6: Audience shows that they are horrible aim with Tomatoes, almost all the lights loose power, and everyone just leaves.
Exactly.
I found the eyelashes disturbing
What would sunny say?
the background onions weren't disappointed, they were trying to stop parappa, do you see how angery they are when they put their hand out?
@@paradoxy_9112 same
the piano in mooselini’s car rap ain’t got no business going so hard in bad/awful mode... that shit SLAPS
"Step on the gas!"
*BRA-BRA-BRA-BRA-BRAKES*
3:03
11:31
Inner demons in a nutshell.
7:17 "Money money money, is all you need"
KNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEE, OOPSOOPSOOPSOOPS,UHUHUUHOHUHHUUUHUHUHOUHOH
It's a good job you somehow did it worse than awful
Thanks so much for uploading this video. You took me back to laughing my ass off in the early 2000s without having to go out and buy the game.
Who likes the bad and awful tracks more then the good and cool?
I like stage 2.
In terms of graphical changes, I like stage 3.
me i guess
Me
i do
Me
Nobody is talking about how the environment changes by depending on how you make PaRappa rap (even if you're cool or from bad to awful)... the game is from 1996!! It's actually really amazing.
4:45 "do you know why we stopped the car again?"
do i- *O O O O O*
Yo gotta do it again
@@wellwellwell4847What!!??
I like how Parappa's all confused when he fails despite his ridiculous "rapping." "What?!"
HE BELIEVED
Parappa: [messes up]
Sunny: [throws tomato at Parappa]
4:45 Do you know why I stopped the car again?
*Starts banging head on steering wheel*.
That's what I said on a different reply 😂
I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ON THE FIRST LEVEL I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT I NEVER SAW PARRAPA THE RAPPER AWFUL JUST PARRAPA THE RAPPER 2 AWFUL
CCMO: Oh yeah tamanegi lets do th- nvm its naptime goodnite
12:42 Open up you know
Crack the egg in the bowl. (Throws whole egg in bowl)
This cracks me up!
@@malazkarar1171 Ba dum tss
@@malazkarar1171 pain.
The fact im 35 and haven't heard this in 20 years and can rapping along gives me hope
**BEFORE YOU SPAM IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE INTRO, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION AND THIS COMMENT** UA-cam basically fucked me over by removing the feature to add or edit annotations, and they did this all the way back on the 2nd of fucking May. I haven't heard anything about the removal of annotations until now! So now you guys are just stuck with an awkward intro. Yup. Well done UA-cam. Ever since 2006 the site's gone downhill.
But can I still be a UA-cam hero?
Wahaller I thought they got rid of them last year, tbh. UA-cam didn't handle it very well. (Just like the rest of the site)
+ICanEditz Comicz They could've made some new annotation thing instead of entirely getting rid of a well-distributed loved feature of videos.
Wahaller The thing I don't get is they say they got rid of them partly because the don't work on mobile. But a) You can't implement them? and b) THEY USED TO WORK IN-BROWSER ON IPADS
No one cares
6:26 FULL DAB!!!!
Lols
6:28 *PUMP* AND SKID
4:47 me when I don’t know how to pay money
1:15 "Hmm, yeah, I see your getting better"
It’s more ironic given you used the wrong you’re. Your comedy is truly out-of-the-box thinking.
12:51 I didn't know the animation budget was this low
It look 4K In real life peeing moment edit: Never mind
Timestamps:
0:20 Stage 1: Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap/Kick! Punch!|
2:52 Stage 2: Instructor Mooselini's Rap/Driver's Test|
5:04 Stage 3: Prince Fleaswallow's Rap/Flea Market|
7:41 Stage 4: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken's Rap/Guaranteed To Catch Her Heart|
10:04 Stage 5: All Master's Rap/Full Tank|
13:18 Stage 6: Parappa's Live Rap With MC King Kong Mushi/PaRappa's Live Rap|
I like how he said What? After every fail I mean it’s like he didn’t notice he just said the enchantment table language
4:45 makes me laugh so hard.
12:52 *NORTH KOREA FLASHBACK*
What?
@@greenscutiofficial oh you idiot
@@soniclikesphone um sorry I don't where it is
@@greenscutiofficial it’s in nk North Korea so that’s why I said that
I am scared
I legitimately feel awful for PaRappa during Stage 5, especially during the failure scene. Poor thing🥺
The fact that Cheap Cheap is raging while still sounding calm is hilarious
4:47 Do I- *proceeds to have a stroke*
@SharkieTheGreat you gotta do it again
frogs need to hibernate
4:47 Do I know. ..
*Pulls wheel intensley*
UH UH UH UH UH!!!
You Gotta Do It Again
Parappa’s whats intenseify
TRY AGAIN!!
X YES. O NO
Try again music be like:
Ehhhh
Uhhh
Ehhh
Uhhh
Ehhh
Uhhh
I probably laughed way too hard about the Prince Fleaswallow Sale and Driving Test stages in this form. It was so chaotic and I loved it!
"do you know why we stopped the car?"
because my driving skills are shit
15:57 Wow Moosalinni has a nice singing voice
“Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“...........Do I?...UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHOH-“
14:23 my art work
3:22 me when I text and drive
"when"?
Fun fact: if you swap the disc to um jammed lammy on level 6 while doing awful you will get an unused version of “chop chop back again”
Goddamn this is way funnier than I thought it would be.
I was hearing this as a background music with my earphones while playing super mario odyssey and the jumpscare frikin scared the crap out of me
10:07 dat face tho •_•
Its Michael Jackson face?. . . THRILLER CONFIRMED
That face look like "shit" get it
When she rejects you
Anyone realise, only Mc King Kong, Instructor Mooselini and Prince Fleaswallow rap on Stage 6 Awful?
*_A G A I N_*
Not Mooselini, Cheap Cheap
Ya Boi PJ Berri! oh k
I
JUST
TRUSTED
YT
XD
No, you trusted a bear who uploads quality Parappa videos and more
Ya Boi PJ Berri! No I trusted a Parappa character.
lol.
Dat Boi From The Wifi Zone nah, sounds like Mooselini much much more, if it was Cheap Cheap, it would've sounded fanc
0:20 Move your leg simulator
2:52 Grand Theft Auto V: 1996 Edition
5:05 Fleswallow's Broken Sale
7:42 «OOPS! I ACCINDETALY BURN'D THE CAKE!!!»
10:05 Poop
13:19 «I GOTTA DIE!»
10:05 should be named Parappa Sharts Himself
14:32
What? wait!
**rapping awfully**
Chapters the Rappers
0:00 - Stage Select
0:20 - no know how to fight (Kung Fu Onion's Chop Chop Rap)
2:48 - Grant Theft Auto Rapping Edition (Mooselini's Car Rap)
5:01 - Flea Market (gone wrong) (Prince Fleaswallow's Flea Rap)
7:38 - FIRED CHIKEN (Cheap Cheap's Cooking Rap)
10:01 - PaRappa Poo'd his pants. like a rocket (The Toilet Rap)
13:15 - Couldn't get a girl (The Club Rap)
flea market (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED) (OMG HE ACTUALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (3AM) (CHALLENGE)
7:01 “i have never sold everything everything”
*damn true*
4:46 Do I o o oh oh oh oh uh
17:01 EARRAPE
Guru Ant Thanks guru ant
Ur welcome
did ur ears get destroyed-
wait guru ant has no ears
coloneele nuudle Great Roast
Guru Ant Did parappa get big yet cus idk
I remember when I was younger and thought I had the rhythms perfect for stage 1. yet I’d always see him get all steamy and sad then I’d get all anxious and scared
“You gotta do it again.”
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
4:48
11:31 When you've had to pee for so long that you can't deal with any BS anymore.
3:04
Step on the gas!
PaRappa: BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE
Has anyone noticed that Fleaswallow has an echo in his voice? He's the only one I notice that in but he's quite curious especially in stage 5 lol
even parappa's "man" at the end of stage 3 is echoed
You made cheap cheep so mad she SHAT HERSELF
When he says " I GOT IT I GOT IT I GO I GOT I I I I GOT IT I GOT I GOT IT " I felt this
14:45 I got- I gott- gotta gotta. I gotta gotta gotta gott- uh. I gotta i gotta uh uh uh. I gotta beli- believ- i gotta gotta gott-. I gotta believe. P.......??. FOR ME FOR ME. i gotta i gotta. uh . i gotta. oh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh uh uh uh i gotta i gotta. Uh. I gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh oh uh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gott. Say ho ho ho now screeeeaaa- ho ho ho say ho ho ho HOO maybe next time I GOTT-
master onion looks like he's tired of his shit
3:14
Parappa: Step on the......OOPS!
6:05
Parrapa: THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
The game: AMAZING YES YES
7:42 uh oh its gordon ramsay
The original PaRappa The Rapper awful mode is more creative than PaRappa The Rapper 2 because more things happen in the original while in PaRappa The Rapper 2 it just does these weird squiggly lines in the background
The squiggly lines are noodles because Parappa hates noodles
It was heartwarming when sunny said "maybe next time" when parappa lost
6:51 Sunny should've imitated Nelson's laugh from the Simpsons
3:05 I laughed so hard at this part! XD
the music slowly becomes more emotional with every fail, and it makes me cry
1:55 dat moose
it knows what you did and is plotting its revenge.
Thats a deer
LKF777 it's a deer
@@mysteretsym she's a moose tho