Parappa can't do karate, Didn't get his license, Couldn't sell stupid things at a flea market, Couldn't bake a cake, didn't rap good enough and pooped his self at the toilet and broke a concert
How to get good: Perform the lines late Cheap Cheap's stage has wonky mechanics, and it took me about 15 tries to do all of the stage in awful mode without screwing up and failing.
I like how Sunny seemed to enjoy the concert despite everything; Just calmly telling Parappa "maybe next time" as opposed to any genuine anger or embarrassment.
Despite Sunny Funny not being shown to be angry in either of the three games from the PaRappa franchise (Including UmJammer Lammy), she's only shown in some images or stickers, IDK.
Stage 1: Master onion just gets bored and grows eyelashes, the other onions just get disappointed, and a random ninja pops up. Stage 2: Car wants someone to end its suffering and the entire town places danger sides all over the side walks to avoid PaRappas horrible driving. Stage 3: Entire store collapses due to his bad Rapping and PaRappa must ware, the sombrero of shame...while being pelted by plates. Also made no money at all. Stage 4: somehow baked the cake. And learned pyromancy. But, Cheep cheep got so mad, she gave birth just to have her baby tell PaRappa how much he sucked. Stage 5: everyone takes pity on PaRappa and lets him win, Zeus cries at the sheer terror of his bad raps, also. He couldn't hold it. Stage 6: Audience shows that they are horrible aim with Tomatoes, almost all the lights loose power, and everyone just leaves.
Nobody is talking about how the environment changes by depending on how you make PaRappa rap (even if you're cool or from bad to awful)... the game is from 1996!! It's actually really amazing.
**BEFORE YOU SPAM IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE INTRO, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION AND THIS COMMENT** UA-cam basically fucked me over by removing the feature to add or edit annotations, and they did this all the way back on the 2nd of fucking May. I haven't heard anything about the removal of annotations until now! So now you guys are just stuck with an awkward intro. Yup. Well done UA-cam. Ever since 2006 the site's gone downhill.
Wahaller The thing I don't get is they say they got rid of them partly because the don't work on mobile. But a) You can't implement them? and b) THEY USED TO WORK IN-BROWSER ON IPADS
14:45 I got- I gott- gotta gotta. I gotta gotta gotta gott- uh. I gotta i gotta uh uh uh. I gotta beli- believ- i gotta gotta gott-. I gotta believe. P.......??. FOR ME FOR ME. i gotta i gotta. uh . i gotta. oh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh uh uh uh i gotta i gotta. Uh. I gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh oh uh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gott. Say ho ho ho now screeeeaaa- ho ho ho say ho ho ho HOO maybe next time I GOTT-
0:20 Move your leg simulator 2:52 Grand Theft Auto V: 1996 Edition 5:05 Fleswallow's Broken Sale 7:42 «OOPS! I ACCINDETALY BURN'D THE CAKE!!!» 10:05 Poop 13:19 «I GOTTA DIE!»
Timestamps: 0:20 Stage 1: Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap/Kick! Punch!| 2:52 Stage 2: Instructor Mooselini's Rap/Driver's Test| 5:04 Stage 3: Prince Fleaswallow's Rap/Flea Market| 7:41 Stage 4: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken's Rap/Guaranteed To Catch Her Heart| 10:04 Stage 5: All Master's Rap/Full Tank| 13:18 Stage 6: Parappa's Live Rap With MC King Kong Mushi/PaRappa's Live Rap|
The original PaRappa The Rapper awful mode is more creative than PaRappa The Rapper 2 because more things happen in the original while in PaRappa The Rapper 2 it just does these weird squiggly lines in the background
I remember when I was younger and thought I had the rhythms perfect for stage 1. yet I’d always see him get all steamy and sad then I’d get all anxious and scared
The toilet over there will give you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP
Parappa can't do karate,
Didn't get his license,
Couldn't sell stupid things at a flea market,
Couldn't bake a cake,
didn't rap good enough and pooped his self at the toilet and
broke a concert
Don't you mean Kung Fu, not Karate?
LKF777 Extra the unluckiest dog in the whole universe
Don't do drugs kids
LKF777 Extra ikr
True
4:03
"Do you know why we stopped the car?"
"...... Uh oh!"
s
Lol
-I know I know i failed!
Sure you did "Parappa"
Oooooooh yeaaa
"H to the E to the R to the O , and here comes your hero, here we go"
"P"
...Never has such poetry been created.
".........................................I rap!"
what's the timestamp for this
15:15
I died of laughter when I got to that part.
*loud crying*
0:20 Kung Screwed
2:52 Grand Theft Auto: 1996 Edition
5:05 Fleswallow files for Bankruptsy
7:42 Hell's Chicken
10:05 Holy Shit
13:19 "I GOTTA LEAVE!"
more like "I wet my pants"
7:42 is more like “ITS FUCKING RAW!”
ALL YOU EVER NEED TO BE IS NICE AND FREINDLY
.....
*_OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS_*
Well thanks for the index..
You are the true god
7:23 is interesting to see that Fleasmallow isn’t angry or disappointed, but rather he says that “let’s do it again” really nice and calm...
Yeah that's what I thought too
He’s the nicest instructor in the game
He did say all you ever need is to be nice and friendly after all.
@@francozabala7059 good point
And Sunny says “Maybe the next time” too
11:03
-Did you check the toilet on the left?
-....……...... R I G H T
-O K O K, Y O U W I N
XDDD
💀
𝑋𝑑
lol
9:49
Don't you just hate it when you get so mad you give birth in the middle of a cooking show?
LMAO
Same it happens to be on a daily basis and it’s annoying
@@michaelstaggmick That must really suck. How many children do you have at this point?
9:50
LMFAO
8:27 "we're making us a cake that you never seen before"
*_"ｗｈー"_*
。。 she meant the kind of cake he never saw before
@@yjsnpi77 No, you can actually hear Parrapa say "wh"
wh
Holy shit parappa she’s making carrot cake that shits good
@@yjsnpi77 😂
"I got no time to spare, so give up"
Thanks, PaRappa.
Rhythm heaven gots bad
4:47
Parappa: "...Do I- *UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-OH"*
IM WORKIN IN THE FLEA MARKET SO EARLY
Do i... *Tries to Activate the airbag*
@@wellwellwell4847 REVOLUSIONS ALL THE TIME PEOPLE CHANGING THE WORLD WITH CRIME
@@wellwellwell4847 IM WORKING SINCE MY MAMA WWS A BABY
@@feisarspeed*JUST BECAUSE THE RHYTHM IS SLOW...*
how to get awful on Cheap Cheap's stage:
Perform the lines
How to get good:
Perform the lines late
Cheap Cheap's stage has wonky mechanics, and it took me about 15 tries to do all of the stage in awful mode without screwing up and failing.
ikr the mechanics are broken as f*ck
they're broken the most on remastered
Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it!
OOPS
Noodles
4:17
The Awful noise in the background goes perfect with this part XD
LNV they changed the rhythm at that part just to go with it.
He might kill someone dogg
Holy shit its lnv
@@WhyRook but he is a dog
.
Do I- **UH- UH- U- UH OH*
9:49
4:47
You gotta do it again
Whaat??
Try again
O Yes X no
It makes me laugh to see and hear how Cheap Cheap speaks so calmly when it is literally yelling at Parappa XD
It’s a girl
@@hanazukimasako7289 I'm pretty sure everyone knows that
@@ladyblack1314 you're not the real laurenzide (ik that's obvious but still)
@@hanazukimasako7289 This person never said that it was a she, "it" is a gender neutral word.
@@ladyblack1314 oh hi dud
12:52 is the best part
Anthony Chang kinda sounds like Dora the explorer
I agree
Parappa shits himself
@@nintendofan14alt40 no it's the rock it launch in parapas belly
Also 12:46 like what's wrong with his eyes
“All you ever need is to be nice and friendly”
*OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI*
5:45
Oop-
@Bunny Bun I KNEW IT
Cuphed
Mexican Parappa
OI OI OI OI OI
0:20 stage 1 ,2:52 stage 2 ,5:05 stage 3 ,7:42 stage 4 ,10:05 stage 5,13:19 stage 6 17:01 Robbie rotten jumpscare
Fetch maga vvvv
Spokky
Fetch maga SOU ESCEAREY
Fetch maga thx
Fetch maga oh
11:52 "My time to spare, I got no time to spare, I got no time to spare, So give up!"
Yes, perfect excuse.
Then he shat himself after meeting the chicken
I like how Sunny seemed to enjoy the concert despite everything; Just calmly telling Parappa "maybe next time" as opposed to any genuine anger or embarrassment.
Despite Sunny Funny not being shown to be angry in either of the three games from the PaRappa franchise (Including UmJammer Lammy), she's only shown in some images or stickers, IDK.
Why would she
3:31
"I glad you know which way to go"
literally the car is almost crashed to something
And meanwhile he is driving like he smoked crack
"DANGER"
Parrapa don't give a Damn...
3:05 The exact moment Parappa decided "You know what? Fuck driving"
"Step on the brakes!"
"Step on the *_G A S ?_* "
"Step on the gas"
"Step on the. "
15:19 P..........(Parappa.exe has stopped working)
Number #1 oh no XD
Pee.
He's practicing his living statue pose.
He thinks sunny funny
Wait if you get bad or awful in stage 6 one of the masters sing for you
4:44 It's like Parappa realized how awful he did
Bangs his head on wheel that was harm
“Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“Do I- OHOHOHOHOHOHOH”
I'm glad you know
which way to go
*Mooselini there are danger signs EVERYWHERE*
3:22 How my mom drives
Women, am I right? _inb4 flamed by angry feminists_
That was the footage of my Driving Test
25 Cent WTF
She's so dumb
leslie carol mora contreras HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FUCKING JOKE?!
4:44 “Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“.......Do I” *aggressively breaks the wheel*
You gotta do it again.
@@reptilrrudy2389”WHAT?!?!”
@@keesdevries23423 E O E O
Stage 1: Master onion just gets bored and grows eyelashes, the other onions just get disappointed, and a random ninja pops up.
Stage 2: Car wants someone to end its suffering and the entire town places danger sides all over the side walks to avoid PaRappas horrible driving.
Stage 3: Entire store collapses due to his bad Rapping and PaRappa must ware, the sombrero of shame...while being pelted by plates. Also made no money at all.
Stage 4: somehow baked the cake. And learned pyromancy. But, Cheep cheep got so mad, she gave birth just to have her baby tell PaRappa how much he sucked.
Stage 5: everyone takes pity on PaRappa and lets him win, Zeus cries at the sheer terror of his bad raps, also. He couldn't hold it.
Stage 6: Audience shows that they are horrible aim with Tomatoes, almost all the lights loose power, and everyone just leaves.
Exactly.
I found the eyelashes disturbing
What would sunny say?
the background onions weren't disappointed, they were trying to stop parappa, do you see how angery they are when they put their hand out?
@@paradoxy_9112 same
"Step on the brakes."
"Step on the GAS?"
oh no.
Lmaooo
3:07
4:47 My answer to a question
*Bangs head*
"Now kick!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Punch!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Chop!"
*Looks over at PaRappa*
"Bl- Okay are you gonna do something or not?"
Something I didn't notice before on Stage 2 is that the signs change depending on how well you rap.
Cranberoo yah i thought i was the only one
Good & Cool: Normal everyday signs
Bad: Be careful signs
Awful: DANGER SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Wow I never noticed that, cool
Cranberoo
I also noticed that as well.
Plus, in Stage 4, notice that the music input is coming outside of the TV, rather than recorded through the TV?
There are differences like that on every level I'm pretty sure, but stage 2's much more subtle. Could be wrong though.
1:15 HmMmM YeS I SeE yOuR gEtTiNg BeTtEr
You sure about that?
where are his eyelashes
why is he having a stroke
16:46 WHY DO I LAUGH SO HARD AT THE WAY THE INSTRUCTORS JUST CASUALLY SLIDE AWAY
I love how they’re not even walking or shuffling off, their moels just slide offscreen
@@il-dottoreThey’re even T-posing😂
A Glitch happened with the thing
I didn't even turn on the captions
"HAILEKHAIELAHIELAKIEKAHAHAKKHLIHKHILAKHLIKHAKAIL"
yeah wth
"Got the, got the funky flow."
"UH UH UH UH UH OH"
5:35
Who likes the bad and awful tracks more then the good and cool?
I like stage 2.
In terms of graphical changes, I like stage 3.
me i guess
Me
i do
Me
Nobody is talking about how the environment changes by depending on how you make PaRappa rap (even if you're cool or from bad to awful)... the game is from 1996!! It's actually really amazing.
"Step on the gas!"
*BRA-BRA-BRA-BRA-BRAKES*
3:03
the piano in mooselini’s car rap ain’t got no business going so hard in bad/awful mode... that shit SLAPS
Onion 2:39
Moose 4:49
Frog: 7:23
Chicken: 9:49
Diarrhea: 12:47
Spider: 16:46
Love how you named the fifth one
LMAO
11:31
Inner demons in a nutshell.
I like how Parappa's all confused when he fails despite his ridiculous "rapping." "What?!"
HE BELIEVED
7:17 "Money money money, is all you need"
KNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEEKNEE, OOPSOOPSOOPSOOPS,UHUHUUHOHUHHUUUHUHUHOUHOH
It's a good job you somehow did it worse than awful
12:42 Open up you know
Parappa: [messes up]
Sunny: [throws tomato at Parappa]
**BEFORE YOU SPAM IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE INTRO, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION AND THIS COMMENT** UA-cam basically fucked me over by removing the feature to add or edit annotations, and they did this all the way back on the 2nd of fucking May. I haven't heard anything about the removal of annotations until now! So now you guys are just stuck with an awkward intro. Yup. Well done UA-cam. Ever since 2006 the site's gone downhill.
But can I still be a UA-cam hero?
Wahaller I thought they got rid of them last year, tbh. UA-cam didn't handle it very well. (Just like the rest of the site)
+ICanEditz Comicz They could've made some new annotation thing instead of entirely getting rid of a well-distributed loved feature of videos.
Wahaller The thing I don't get is they say they got rid of them partly because the don't work on mobile. But a) You can't implement them? and b) THEY USED TO WORK IN-BROWSER ON IPADS
No one cares
4:45 "do you know why we stopped the car again?"
do i- *O O O O O*
Yo gotta do it again
@@wellwellwell4847What!!??
0:54 no one wants to see that onion dude
3:34 car spaz
8:01 hole egg in bowl
Thanks so much for uploading this video. You took me back to laughing my ass off in the early 2000s without having to go out and buy the game.
I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ON THE FIRST LEVEL I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT I NEVER SAW PARRAPA THE RAPPER AWFUL JUST PARRAPA THE RAPPER 2 AWFUL
CCMO: Oh yeah tamanegi lets do th- nvm its naptime goodnite
4:45 Do you know why I stopped the car again?
*Starts banging head on steering wheel*.
That's what I said on a different reply 😂
4:45 makes me laugh so hard.
I legitimately feel awful for PaRappa during Stage 5, especially during the failure scene. Poor thing🥺
Anyone realise, only Mc King Kong, Instructor Mooselini and Prince Fleaswallow rap on Stage 6 Awful?
*_A G A I N_*
Not Mooselini, Cheap Cheap
Ya Boi PJ Berri! oh k
I
JUST
TRUSTED
YT
XD
No, you trusted a bear who uploads quality Parappa videos and more
Ya Boi PJ Berri! No I trusted a Parappa character.
lol.
Dat Boi From The Wifi Zone nah, sounds like Mooselini much much more, if it was Cheap Cheap, it would've sounded fanc
14:23 my art work
1:15 "Hmm, yeah, I see your getting better"
It’s more ironic given you used the wrong you’re. Your comedy is truly out-of-the-box thinking.
The fact that Cheap Cheap is raging while still sounding calm is hilarious
6:26 FULL DAB!!!!
Lols
6:28 *PUMP* AND SKID
Crack the egg in the bowl. (Throws whole egg in bowl)
This cracks me up!
@@malazkarar1171 Ba dum tss
@@malazkarar1171 pain.
12:51 I didn't know the animation budget was this low
It look 4K In real life peeing moment edit: Never mind
4:47 me when I don’t know how to pay money
The fact im 35 and haven't heard this in 20 years and can rapping along gives me hope
"do you know why we stopped the car?"
because my driving skills are shit
"M.I.X. the flour into the bowl!"
"...*M.I.KS. THE FLOUR BOWL!*"
I like how he said What? After every fail I mean it’s like he didn’t notice he just said the enchantment table language
“Do you know why we stopped the car again?”
“...........Do I?...UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHOH-“
frogs need to hibernate
15:57 Wow Moosalinni has a nice singing voice
4:47 Do I know. ..
*Pulls wheel intensley*
UH UH UH UH UH!!!
You Gotta Do It Again
Parappa’s whats intenseify
TRY AGAIN!!
X YES. O NO
Try again music be like:
Ehhhh
Uhhh
Ehhh
Uhhh
Ehhh
Uhhh
12:52 *NORTH KOREA FLASHBACK*
What?
@@Cubes-Mikeify oh you idiot
@@soniclikesphone um sorry I don't where it is
@@Cubes-Mikeify it’s in nk North Korea so that’s why I said that
I am scared
3:22 me when I text and drive
"when"?
14:45 I got- I gott- gotta gotta. I gotta gotta gotta gott- uh. I gotta i gotta uh uh uh. I gotta beli- believ- i gotta gotta gott-. I gotta believe. P.......??. FOR ME FOR ME. i gotta i gotta. uh . i gotta. oh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh uh uh uh i gotta i gotta. Uh. I gotta i gotta i gotta uh uh oh uh oh uh. i gotta i gotta i gott. Say ho ho ho now screeeeaaa- ho ho ho say ho ho ho HOO maybe next time I GOTT-
Fun fact: if you swap the disc to um jammed lammy on level 6 while doing awful you will get an unused version of “chop chop back again”
Goddamn this is way funnier than I thought it would be.
master onion looks like he's tired of his shit
I probably laughed way too hard about the Prince Fleaswallow Sale and Driving Test stages in this form. It was so chaotic and I loved it!
0:20 Move your leg simulator
2:52 Grand Theft Auto V: 1996 Edition
5:05 Fleswallow's Broken Sale
7:42 «OOPS! I ACCINDETALY BURN'D THE CAKE!!!»
10:05 Poop
13:19 «I GOTTA DIE!»
10:05 should be named Parappa Sharts Himself
10:07 dat face tho •_•
Its Michael Jackson face?. . . THRILLER CONFIRMED
That face look like "shit" get it
When she rejects you
4:47 Do I- *proceeds to have a stroke*
@SharkieTheGreat you gotta do it again
"Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl"
"Crack crack crack egg to ball"
4:46 Do I o o oh oh oh oh uh
I was hearing this as a background music with my earphones while playing super mario odyssey and the jumpscare frikin scared the crap out of me
You made cheap cheep so mad she SHAT HERSELF
Timestamps:
0:20 Stage 1: Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap/Kick! Punch!|
2:52 Stage 2: Instructor Mooselini's Rap/Driver's Test|
5:04 Stage 3: Prince Fleaswallow's Rap/Flea Market|
7:41 Stage 4: Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken's Rap/Guaranteed To Catch Her Heart|
10:04 Stage 5: All Master's Rap/Full Tank|
13:18 Stage 6: Parappa's Live Rap With MC King Kong Mushi/PaRappa's Live Rap|
“You gotta do it again.”
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
4:48
7:01 “i have never sold everything everything”
*damn true*
4:44 do you know why we stoped the car again?
Do I....UH OH UH OH UH OH
me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he says " I GOT IT I GOT IT I GO I GOT I I I I GOT IT I GOT I GOT IT " I felt this
Parappa: oops! uh oh!
Also him while saying it sometimes:😀
oh no me from 3 years ago
The original PaRappa The Rapper awful mode is more creative than PaRappa The Rapper 2 because more things happen in the original while in PaRappa The Rapper 2 it just does these weird squiggly lines in the background
The squiggly lines are noodles because Parappa hates noodles
I gotta say, they made awful animations very comedic! 🤣 I can't help laughing and I'm sure they'll distract me if I ever play it.
I've been workin' since my mama was a baby
He was working BEFORE he was in his fetus form? Amazing!
I remember when I was younger and thought I had the rhythms perfect for stage 1. yet I’d always see him get all steamy and sad then I’d get all anxious and scared
Stage 2 actually sounds kinda good in awful, not gonna lie xD
[edit]:
PaRappa: I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Also PaRappa: SO GIVE UP SO GI-SO GI-SO GI-UP
3:05 I laughed so hard at this part! XD
The toilet over there will give you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare!
SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP, SO GIVE UP
its 2023 and my humor is fucking broken, thanks Wahaller
17:01 EARRAPE
Guru Ant Thanks guru ant
Ur welcome
did ur ears get destroyed-
wait guru ant has no ears
coloneele nuudle Great Roast
Guru Ant Did parappa get big yet cus idk
It was heartwarming when sunny said "maybe next time" when parappa lost
3:04
Step on the gas!
PaRappa: BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE