Jschlatt speaking perfect Spanish out of nowhere
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2020
- Jschlatt has officially adopted a new personality: the latino king.
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If you are reading this, I hope you are doing fantastic
*i'm not translating it literally, just making it make sense in english*
"pito" is a name for dick, if you want to actually say "my little..." then add "ito/ita" at the end
Schlatt: Hello, my boyfriend. How old are you?
Quackity: 19, 19.
Schlatt: I like your pants.
Quackity: I have shorts on, I don't have pants on.
Schlatt: I like when you aren't wearing pants.
Quackity: What? What? Do you like my shorts? They're blue... What's up?
Schlatt: I like the dog.
Quackity: El- You like the dog?
Schlatt: Yes.
Quackity: Yes? Very good, very good. What's your name beautiful (female)? Or- beautiful (male). What's your name handsome?
Schlatt: My name is Barbara. ("llamo" is supposed "nombre")
Quackity: What?
Schlatt: Barbara.
Quackity: Barbara?
lo
lol
lols
lolsa
lolsae
Jschlatt has the biggest brain
Quackity himself made this comment 2 months ago and it has just 4 likes. Yet many other comments also posted 2 months ago have hundreds of likes????
Why has no one seen this comment
@@rxxalyz3071 i cant believe it either
@@OHYS so weird lol
Big brain schlatt
The J in JSchlatt is Juan
He is Juan Coin, his middle name is Schlatt, never say his full name or he appears in front of you, gives you one Schlattcoin and expects payment
juan-schlatt
Jeje, jose schlatt
Juan El Caballo Loco. Only some of you will get this comment
a 14 year old Mongolian boy The youngest lookin on the hub
The fact, that Schlatt don't even have to know how to speak fluent spanish, he's just confident enough to make you believe he knows what he's talking about. And thats it.
that sounds like a pretty good summary of schlatt in general...
I’m taking Spanish 2 and I think by the end of it I could talk like him, he maybe has a high school level of Spanish.
@@reedplaysgames who knows? or maybe it's like from birth..it's his hidden talent lmao
@@hajnilay1939 or maybe a goddess has blessed him
Charisma 20
Title: Jschlatt speaks perfect spanish!
Schlatt: ᶦ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵍ
Its more about his pronunciation, for natural speakers it isnt normal for an american or any non Spanish fl speaker to pronounce words correctly, its normally very broken.
*Schlatt*
Jajaja
stans make anything impressive
_lol:P_
Jschaltt learns the entire Spanish language in 1 minuet
2,000th like😎
Well, a minuet is pretty long to be honest
Andrés Hernández ofc ever tried to plank for 5mins
@@-j-4618 omg yes! But I was making a music joke, look up minuet
Well yes, minuets are long
Plot Twist: "JSCHLATT" stands for Juan Samuel Carmelo Hernandez Lopez Aguirre Torres Tercero (thx Blitzeez)
Chief approves this comment
Where is the l and the other t
Juan Samuel Carrasco Hernandez Loya Aguirre Torres El Tercero*
My mans fighting in the American-Mexican war on 1846
@@Blitz289581 I forgot Torres was a last name
hE SAID "MI NOVIO"- THAT'S "MY BOYFRIEND"
THAT WAS LIKE SO UNEXPECTED JAJAJAJ
Novio in Welsh meaning “swimming” so I was kinda confused there
@@camerono.3183 it’s actually spelt nofio, but you’ve got a point
@@camerono.3183 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴
I thought it meant husband? Or can it mean both
@@reedplaysgames "novio" is boyfriend, and "esposo" is husband
“Where’s the library”
-Technoblade
AY CARAMBA
ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca
Deadpool vibes
@@sniclops15
AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
Jschlatt sounds like a mexican mafia boss after he done something terrible
No, suena como alguien que esta re confundido de lo que esta pasando
@@elviscocho5662 si
Sounds like Lalo Salamanca
What do you mean? That’s exactly what he is
*BULLDOZER TIME!*
jschlatt sounds like Spanish buzz from toy story
“OLÉ”🇪🇸
Truth
You mean *E l B u z z o*
Thats So True
OH MY GOD HE DOES
I speak both languages and the fact that I don't even realize when they switch languages is worrying me
Kabalo diay ka ha
How is that worrying exactly?
@@hypercyclone1252 Someone could start a conversation in spanish with me and then switch to english at any moment or vice versa and i wouldn't realize, I don't know, it's kinda scary.
@@levtheinternetstranger Why is it scary? Yo creo que está muy cool, tbh I switch languages mid conversation when I forget certain words, entonces creo que es mejor no darse cuenta ¿no? HAHAHA
@@kenadalupe Si lo veo de esa forma es casi una ventaja, agreed.
Jschlatt: h-houla¿
everyone: *WOOO THE LATINO KING*
Quackity: I am a joke to you?
First to comment on this uwu
Am i*
@Christopher D. yeah mexico I think, I think he's from mexico as well
@Christopher D. HIMSELF is from latino américa
he’s banned from speaking spanish since the Incident
Hes not called jschlattino for nothing.
UNDERRATED LMAO
More like jschlattpito
LMFAOO
IM LOSING IM SORRY
@@analyse123am NOOO LMAO
quackity trying to get schlatt to say penis en español 😭😭😭
Lmao
Ok
JAJSKSJS
*Speaks relatively OK Spanish for a few seconds as part of a bit*
This dude: Wow that's some WACKY and RANDOM COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE and *PERFECT* SPANISH right there
Well, as a native Spanish speaker myself, está bien bueno el español del José Schlatt, specially for somebody from the US
@@trsamisari josé jajaj
@@trsamisari no puedo escribir bien pero puedo escuchar y hablar bien- estoy latino y schlatt hables mejor que yo jajaja
TRY Ñ NOW
@@w.i.f.l.p7784 soy del Brazil, no hablo español casi nada, pero es bien parecido com português jaj
for anyone who is curious about what is he reading in (spanish) 2:32
_"El Tratado de Versalles fue un tratado de paz que se firmó en dicha ciudad al final de la Primera Guerra Mundial por más de cincuenta países. Este tratado terminó oficialmente con el estado de guerra entre la Alemania"_ *_[he ends there]_*
Is that the Treaty of Versailles?
@@moist1700 yes! in spanish
@@let_therain_fall i assumed so because the only word i can read is Versailles
* HEEE *
JAJAJAJAJAA XD
*me myself am mexican*
“just add pito at the end of every word”
*chokes on water*
JAJAJAJAJAJJA TRUUEEEEEEEE
WHAT DOES IT MEAANS
@@eloonstonks4186 *_pene_* 🤠
Océane penis lmao
@@melloz-wi8jz oh
“Hello my boyfriend, how old are you?” Just made me cry 😂
He was trolling
@@santinofernandezsilva5125 so he says 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
timestamp?
@@Mayra9148 1:15
😂
"I was reading the Wikipedia page for the Treaty of Versailles."
Oh no...
The title: "Jschlatt speaking perfect Spanish"
Me after watching: Hmmmm... sí
Simón
*mmmm mi gusta*
Sí, claro.. habla MUY fluido 👁️👄👁️
Bueno por lo menos habla algo de español xd
This is a proof that Jshlatt is actually Manny from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Yoshifly the lore lol
or manny from diary of a wimpy kid who learned spanish in a single car ride
i'm gonna ponponpon you into oblivion. the smirking face is better pfp material
@@toxiic1568 agreed
OML YES
Quackity sound so different speaking Spanish. When he speaks English his voice goes much higher
Mine also does that I don't know how to fix it.
Miguel Angel Perez Simon same my voice sounds much higher and slower in English than in Spanish how do we fix this
Apparently, when it’s a language you’re the most comfortable with, your voice tends to be lower, but your second or third (and so on) may have a higher voice :]
Spanish is my main language and I have a deep voice, but as soon as I start speaking in english it gets quite higher.
I'm pretty sure it's because that maybe Spanish isn't his first language, you can hear that it probably wasn't his first language.
This man literally read the treaty of Versailles
LMFAOSHSOSNSJSN
DUDE ITS THE DIAMOND JEDI GAMING
“no, pinche pendejepito” 🤣🤣
"just add pito to everything"
-Quackity
quackitypito
pito makes everything better
@@user-rw2hi8es8d DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID-
The worst thing ever...
perfect
many people dont get quackity was purposefully trying to get schlatt to say pito because that means penis. the actual suffix is "ito/ita", not "pito", but it wouldve been funnier if schlatt said hello my pito, or smth like that.
Exacto🧚♀️💫
eso bro 😔👊
simon carnal
@@killjoys3577 todo menos momeros im begging you
Asi es mi pana
I fully expected schlatt to actually start speaking flawless spanish. I don't know whether this is better or worse
As a latin myself i can say, their conversation is beautiful.
JAJAJA sisisisiisisisi
as another latin i can confirm
Title: jschlatt speaking perfect Spanish!
Jschlatt: how old are you. I like the pants. I like the dog. 😐😐😐
no podes negar que su "me gusta cuando no estás llevando pantalones" está muy bien pronunciado
Le salió el acento español
@@bassqt0026 El acento de español es muy fácil en comparación con otros idiomas (en mi opinión al menos). Vivo en el EEUU, y lo aprendé muy facilmente. No hay tantas reglas complicadas a seguir.
10/10 idioma, lo aprendía de nuevo.
@@imperson1785 voy a ir yendo
Kinda sus ngl
I'm slightly frightened because I speak spanish and I can understand everything they're saying
i feel slightly worried about this comment
Ivy Potter can u give translation? :D
Same
Meanwhile me here: *HOLA SOY SAUCE*
Went out to play need for speed: cabron and already have 175 likes
Same
I was just waiting for an attack the whole time from a pig screaming "AYE CARAMBA!!! DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!!!"
English speaking people: Finally i know spanish, now i can play with spanish speaking people!
Spanish speaking people: Vamos a jugar a la play
lo peor es que acada rato son creados nuevas palabras sin una traducción como puñetero
Listening Spanish with a good pronunciation is kind of disturbing.
lol facts
*Me gusta el perro*
I am a native spanish speaker and honestly hearing non spanish speakers actually getting the sounds right is so unsettling bc im so used of hearing broken spanish lmao
True
well, thar little accent is a little weird to hear, i as an actual person with the spanish as my native language, feel a little uncomfortable, it's like, they're getting it prety well, but it actually doesn't feel like proper spanish at all
oh, por cierto, esto es por su pronunciación fonéticamente extraña
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I’m sure Jschlatt took 1 Highschool Spanish class and he was set for life
Edit that my friend wanted: if you like this you eat kids 😳
Unlike the rest of us that could fail with 4 years.
I only took 2 terms for 2 years i didnt pay much attention
I cant do shit with it
All i know is basic time
Go on ask me what time it is
I DARE YOU
DaUsefulMarker yo what time is it
@@Adam-ho7xv
Time for you to get a watch
Hayo
Also
es la doce y catorce en la noche
In other words
Time for me to god dang go to sleep
DaUsefulMarker ¿ya estás dormido?
DaUsefulMarker
I feel compelled to ask you the time
"guapo means handsome, but the pito at the end-"
*NDIENEIWIQHFOKRND*
The idea of the dog just speaking about the Treaty of Versailles in Spanish while the character screams trying to understand the dog. I could genuinely love a longer meme shitpost of this
He's from new york guys. I'd be surprised if he didn't know some spanish.
fr there's so many just Dominicans there and then adding other Latinxs that that's basically Florida 2.0
@@headintheclouds7905
Tf is a latinx?
@@lastmanstanding7155 sub for either latino or latina. Basically the gender neutral form
@@lastmanstanding7155 Latino/Latina the x replaces the a or o so I don't have to gender the word. It's just because I'm a lazy typer.
@@barryb.benson4570 exactly
- "Pinche pendejito"
Me: alright, he got it :D
- "No, pinche pendejepito"
Me: ..... :D wha-
Not even gonna lie they fuelled this ship more then the fandom did XD
Lol so true
0:39 “but the ‘pito’ at the end-“
*looks at camera*
lmaooo he knows what he’s doing xDD
So does schlatt
what does it mean??
@@smilingtotan1139 dick :D
This is why they call him The Mafia Boss Man
El Jefe del Cartel*
*El patron
2:06 that caught me off guard, literally made my heart flutter lmao (I speak spanish btw)
everyone else: schlatt speaks Spanish
Jschlatt: Reads treaty of Versailles
2:40 the guy who was screaming “why can’t I understand the dog” was soooo funnnyy
Anime voice camp series, I forgot which one I think it's 4 or 5 but they're all really good and worth watching
Its slimecicle :)
@@misteruncanny it's actually condifiction lmao
@@asschlatt Oh lmao thought I heard Charlie
@@misteruncanny Charlie is the robot lol
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"Pito means my little"
ME: yo cacho esa referencia!!
2:40 can we just appreciate how well captioned this is
Tengo miedito por esa voz guapita
Hola majestad
i dont speak chinese sorry lol
Someone translate this please
“I’m scared of this pretty voice”
@@PLK123 i dont speak school shooting
WTF Schlatt has one of the BEST accents ever omg-
i mean he’s from new york so it’s understandable
@@nice-ne4io boiga
is this a joke?
@@baintreachas it's from 3 years ago chill..
"What's 'Guapito' means?"
Me: Roier🙂👍
I love how he turns into a completely different person when he speaks spanish
"Actually if you call someone pito alone that's very endearing too", yeah so if you ever talk with Spanish speaking people make sure to call them pito as a friendly remark 🤗
JJAAJJSJD, te amo XD
JAJAJAJ
Ngano man pud para patyun ko nila
Yeah if you go to a girl and say " Your pito looks really cute today " you surely going to get a ticket to wet town.
Lmaoo
He only took first year Spanish, I can tell because I only took first year Spanish and can understand everything he said to Quackity lol. Other part is just the Treaty of Versailles
Same here
is Spanish easy?
@@lasypvp1012 no
@@lasypvp1012 yes
@@lasypvp1012 depends
3:16
why did *laughs in robot* make me laugh so much lmfao
Jschlatt: M r . W o r l d w i d e
0:41 bruh his face 💀💀
for anyone who doesn’t know what pito means
it means “pee pee” in spanish
James that’s also another word for “peepee” in Spanish
@James we probably have over 20 words to refer to the penis. In fact, if you know a bit of spanish, I recommend you look for a pretty cringe-worthy song called "Tiene nombres mil". It translates as "it's got a thousand names", and welp, the song speqks for itself xD
@@MrEzioCraft360 Hahahaha I can't believe you just recommended that song
Im spanish lets see.
Theres bicho, pene, pito uummm thats all i know🤷🏽♂️
@James Take in mind that there are like 20 countries where the official language is Spanish, of course there are many words for penis.
When he said “Hola, mi novio 😏” it really did sound like he had the accent down, and it lasted for like a bit more and then it went to ‘I learned Spanish bc I live in NY’ accent
unrelated but Unus Annus ✨
@@nikkirj6954 Memento Mori :(:
I have found my people-
@@rainbowcat3143 We must stick together. The buddy system has been a little trickier recently...
@@ido7474 My buddy had left me can I join y'all.
I want to learn Spanish, not just because of Quackity, but because of how beautiful the language
I will teach u
TU LOCAL MEXICANA
good luck with that
Go ahead, Spanish is one of those languages that once you learn it you say “finally it’s over!” And then you get hit extremely hard with
*DIALECTS*
Well maybe not extremely hard it’s more of an inconvenience than an obstacle
Buena suerte en tu aventura
Quackity: **speaking spanish**
Captions: [Music]
quackity trying to troll schlatt and schlatt knowing it
As a cuban american thats the funniest shit ive seen in a while, especially the fma dub
Wait - The FMA funimation dub?
nvm I watched the rest of the the video jfc
schlatt sounds more sexy speaking spanish than spanish people themselves.....my god,he literallys sounds like one of those mafia bosses in narcos netflix series
i keep coming back to this for no reason
When your gringo friend takes a sniff of latino flour:
Harina latina XD
Pinche Jschlatt Estaba Leyendo El Tratado De Versalles Que Pedoo JAJAJAA
Edit: Que Chingon No Esperaba A Tanto Hispano En Mi Comentario
JAJAJAJA
No le habia entendido
Hermanos hispanos, encontramos nuestro lugar
Genial
Yo no lo entendi nada
Buzz got his language in spanish again
Sounds like he’s perfectly prepared for qsmp
im spanish and when he said pendejepito kill me of laugh because its pendejito but still im like xD
Edit: im mexican* and when he said pendejepito i died of laugther* because its pendejito ,im still like xD
:v
what do it mean?
@@dededesgustingtkemylife4825 ._.
Simón no mames xD
Jajaja
“I’m Spanish” not Mexican spanish👌
“You like my shorts? Their blue!” Wtfff
“I like the dog.”
I wanna die
Without the o in latino this wouldve been a completely different video
Jschlatt normally: sounds like a prepubescent man
Spanish jschlatt: mysterious man speaking 3 octaves lower than the average person
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Did Schlatt said *ESO BRAD* ¿
Damn this dude it's getting good at this
Nah I think he said mi amor es something
I swear he said Eso brat bruh
Imagine Schlatt brat
@@bychna2874 It does sound like that jajaja
Yeah wtf xD
If he really said that Bruh Imma would go to him and kiss him
@@bychna2874 jajajaja yea for sure. Also, when shlatt says "jajaja" he pronounces it as if it was english lol
"but the pito at the end" and quackity eyes go 👁👁 had me on the floor
0:40 his face kills me, he knows what he's saying
WHEN HE SAID HELLO MY BOYFRIEND .... I simp way to hard for this man
I love it when Quackity’s mexican comes out
I love this jmoney is now part Hispanic
This clips Will never get old
Awuevo por fin encuentro el clip, gracias :D
It doesn’t surprise me he learned Russian in like 2 weeks lmao
Idk what I’m Doing
I bet he uses Duolingo.
@@unfunnyham1071 duolingo fr sucks when it comes to learning a language. i really do NOT recommend it. there's this one guy who knows like- idk somewhere between 8-16 languages on here and speaks them in vr. it's easy to find him. he explains how he learned all the languages and why duolingo sucks
@@gothicmoth. You mean Ikenna
@@gothicmoth. imo duolingo is fine if you're using it to expand your vocabulary, but you shouldn't use any singular app to learn a language. duolingo works best if you combine it with a bunch of other resources
He uses memrise I think
I REMEMBER THAT DUB VIDEO AND WHEN HE SUDDENLY STATED READING THE TREATY OF VERSALLES I WAS
DYING
The memories
seeing Quackity speak Spanish is like unlocking a whole new character you've always wanted
The time when jschlatt talks about the treaty of Versailles will remain In history for forever
nah dude he’s just a new yorker
his grammar makes no sense but his pronunciation is so good omg I wasn't expecting that
IT JUST CAME OUTTA NOWHERE I NEED TA WATCH THIS AGAIN
For the first half of this I was like “ok this isn’t that impressive I learned all this in high school Spanish” and then it went WAY off the rails
“Add pito at the end of every word” I’M-
0:50 thats not what it means
🙃🙃🙃 Damn quackity
1:11
Quackity : say "pito"
Schlatt : *N O V I O*
when he said pendejito that was right but I guess quackity just wanted him to learn it the wrong way :0
different types of spanish cuz
no he just wanted him to say penis
@@regrets331 E x a c t l y
Schlatt leyendo el Tratado de Versalles XD
As a Latino I can confirm that is Spanish and he’s good at it too
At least he wasn't reading the page for the treaty of Sevre
exactly how many languages does schlatt know?
i won't lie, he seems like the type to be able to very quickly pick up languages and become multilingual in the span of just a few years.
He has recently learned some Russian I think 💀
every human can
@@El1as-- of course every human can learn a new language, but some are faster learners than others and that's what i'm calling schlatt: a quick learner.
Jyn WHAT-
t h i s m a n w i l l b e i n s t o p a b l e
@@esjamison
Волк.
Is it weird that I actually understood the majority of what he was saying to quackity but I barely remember anything from 2 years of spanish
To be fair it was a very basic conversation, so i'd be more surprised if you didn't got anything after 2 years of spanish lmao
Super basic Spanish that even I knew it
Dude jschit was literally speaking better spanish than quackity in the beginning and its wild
Wow it’s been 3 years and this is on my recommended. LOVE IT.