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  • @NotTheHeroStudios
    @NotTheHeroStudios Рік тому +26962

    "they're baiting you"
    He's become self aware

    • @ktwisted4460
      @ktwisted4460 Рік тому +155

      Is the self awareness that gives him even the slightest pass 😂 love this guy

    • @ChiefGL
      @ChiefGL Рік тому +56

      he’s evolving. everyone hide

    • @inflatablesoup1084
      @inflatablesoup1084 Рік тому +40

      I think he was always self-aware

    • @milofitness7726
      @milofitness7726 Рік тому +20

      always has been

    • @z0ned_out
      @z0ned_out Рік тому +9

      Hello, you must be new here

  • @insignificant2233
    @insignificant2233 Рік тому +11153

    He went from “you got it” to “you don’t got it” in moments perfectly.

    • @riolkin
      @riolkin Рік тому +78

      that "you don't got it" has the perfect tone

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому +1

      Ha

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 Рік тому

      Ik this guy isn't liberal. But he explained a liberal concept so well. Whiteness is a political/socio-economic creation and structure. The term "WHITE" didn't exist until 100 years after British started colonizing. And was invented for the express purpose to divide people. Italians and Jews weren't white previously. So white-black is a perfect example of how whiteness works. Nowadays it's just appearance but even now we are moving away from that distinction.

    • @ehlowgovna
      @ehlowgovna Рік тому +9

      He almost had it

    • @zildjiancld
      @zildjiancld Рік тому +4

      And u got 5.5k likes for that?

  • @UmutHP
    @UmutHP 5 місяців тому +5163

    "who's somebody that's white black?"
    my ass trying not to say Michael Jackson 💀

    • @cube2fox
      @cube2fox 4 місяці тому +35

      MKBHD!

    • @khalidalotaibi1072
      @khalidalotaibi1072 4 місяці тому +13

      @@cube2foxI don’t think so.

    • @EXRDaBeasta
      @EXRDaBeasta 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@cube2foxDude spot on!

    • @pheonix_soldier
      @pheonix_soldier 3 місяці тому +15

      Carlton

    • @KiraAsakura14
      @KiraAsakura14 3 місяці тому +3

      I love how right you actually are and not even because he turned light complexion later on.

  • @jan3tisonline618
    @jan3tisonline618 8 місяців тому +1753

    That shuddering exhale after he drank the water was so crucial for this skit

    • @yolt6974
      @yolt6974 6 місяців тому +3

      Jesus loves you! Find Jesus, find peace. God bless!

    • @Psycho7452
      @Psycho7452 4 місяці тому +9

      Don't listen to guy above. Follow great Bird-Fruit that is Kiwi.

    • @atrotoxin1152
      @atrotoxin1152 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Psycho7452 I'm listening......

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Рік тому +8313

    Legitimately one of the most impressive balancing acts I've ever seen. He didn't need to go for it and put himself at risk, but I'll be damned if he didn't nail it. Respect.

  • @robotp-2
    @robotp-2 Рік тому +23527

    He tested the waters to see if it works and then jumped head first in.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 10 місяців тому +5112

    This whole "cancellation challenge" is becoming a trademark of the channel and i'm LOVING IT. "They're just baiting you" 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 5 місяців тому +4

      Fax

    • @yeok9353
      @yeok9353 5 місяців тому +11

      you can’t get “cancelled” if you’re supported by other people lmao.

    • @JamesS-gr1md
      @JamesS-gr1md 5 місяців тому +16

      Dude he’s not trying to get “cancelled.” He just makes jokes that are right on the line. It’s what good comedians do. Bad comedians purposely make offensive jokes then claim they’re being repressed because they aren’t actually funny.

    • @cube2fox
      @cube2fox 4 місяці тому +2

      No they're actually repressed, regardless of whether you find them funny or not.

  • @camchameleon4151
    @camchameleon4151 8 місяців тому +868

    As a white Black person, I told my mom I had never seen a school fight before and she laughed at me for 3 minutes.

    • @Viper4ever05
      @Viper4ever05 5 місяців тому +22

      lol how is that possible?!

    • @jessedaughtry4433
      @jessedaughtry4433 4 місяці тому

      @@Viper4ever05I went to a 99.8% white school only saw like 2 school fights and they all were started by whites that act black so.

    • @SirusCreed
      @SirusCreed 4 місяці тому

      School fights aren’t fight

    • @UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart
      @UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart 4 місяці тому +4

      Why is this so funny.

    • @openrealm
      @openrealm 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStartI don't know. It just is 🤣.

  • @justkazwell4523
    @justkazwell4523 Рік тому +103985

    The mad lad did it, he fuckin' did it

    • @BlitzTheOissilent867
      @BlitzTheOissilent867 Рік тому +210

      Why do you have three and a half thousand likes and only one comment?!

    • @TheAviationGeek8133
      @TheAviationGeek8133 Рік тому

      ​@@BlitzTheOissilent867 shut up bot.

    • @moodonut
      @moodonut Рік тому +251

      He accomplished what we didn’t think was possible

    • @princealbertz
      @princealbertz Рік тому +187

      He’s a fast rising UA-camr who’s not afraid of Cancel culture! That’s what I love about him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @killertrr1
      @killertrr1 Рік тому +72

      He's beginning to believe

  • @justsomebread1910
    @justsomebread1910 Рік тому +39304

    Man tested the water with his toe, then said screw it and yelled cannonball

    • @andersnaugle4105
      @andersnaugle4105 Рік тому +409

      He went the way of Bruce Lee and just straight up became the water

    • @Anarqism
      @Anarqism Рік тому +71

      I thought you meant his glass of water

    • @safaebergor3959
      @safaebergor3959 Рік тому +25

      @@Anarqism same i was confusion

    • @CDCHexaku
      @CDCHexaku Рік тому +14

      @@safaebergor3959 yoooo didn't know you wrote art of war

    • @safaebergor3959
      @safaebergor3959 Рік тому +7

      @@CDCHexaku now how tf did you come to this conclusion 💀

  • @9darshana
    @9darshana 9 місяців тому +464

    For some reason, "this is a black person" was already funny as hell. You pulled up Danté 😂😂😂😂

    • @NoName-hu8ju
      @NoName-hu8ju 7 місяців тому +7

      I had to watch this four times to get it. I did not know there was any such thing, as white white people or white Black people.

    • @9darshana
      @9darshana 7 місяців тому +28

      @@NoName-hu8ju I definitely think it's truly a thing. In my community I've been on both ends. I've been told I'm a white black person but that was only because I was told I "talk white", yes this is riddled with ignorance. Then there's "normal" black people and our natural enemy, the "ghetto' black person. It's crazy out here🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalBall9287
      @crystalBall9287 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@9darshana Yes. It's that "talking white" part that has people trying to take my black card. I'm nerdy, educated, and like science 🤷🏾‍♀️ Sorry not sorry.

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@crystalBall9287 had a friend who was labeled an oreo because he liked country music and dressed nicely and talked really proper. He was just a nice guy with goals as he was pursuing higher education to become an architect. He caught so much grief from the majority of people he hung out with and eventually stopped showing up to parties. It wasn't even just black people but the white people too. I just assume they were jealous he had a good life and was a bright future.

    • @Malphorus
      @Malphorus 5 місяців тому

      @@9darshana Also, Ghetto is just a Black Redneck.

  • @blyssdavis1713
    @blyssdavis1713 8 місяців тому +229

    The world needs this man. He is single handedly bringing all the crazy shit back into balance and everyone loves it!!

  • @andrewclough9823
    @andrewclough9823 Рік тому +12387

    Ladies and gentlemen the intrusive thoughts won

    • @dorktriogamer2865
      @dorktriogamer2865 Рік тому +14

      hahaha

    • @FloWoodEnT123
      @FloWoodEnT123 Рік тому +124

      It's us. We're the intrusive thoughts.

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Рік тому +7

      and it's great!

    • @santiagor486
      @santiagor486 Рік тому +8

      No way this is (in any kind of way) offensive. Is it?

    • @Romulus07
      @Romulus07 Рік тому +17

      @@santiagor486 of course not! This is comedy for comedy’s sake, if he was saying this because he genuinely believes that one race is better than another then it would be wrong, but he is just pointing out differences in a funny way, have a great day my dude/dudine 👍

  • @subaruwastaken5105
    @subaruwastaken5105 Рік тому +8738

    Al is the only person who can pull this stuff off without huge backlash and I'm here for it.

    • @zad3148
      @zad3148 Рік тому +95

      My boy long beach griffy does it all the time

    • @jovee6155
      @jovee6155 Рік тому +54

      ​@@zad3148they really need to do a collab at this point

    • @Cosmefulanito2812
      @Cosmefulanito2812 Рік тому

      Making fun of white people? Pretty much everyone does it all the time

    • @crashxd8415
      @crashxd8415 Рік тому

      Correction he’s the only WHITE person who can pull this off

    • @leroyj62
      @leroyj62 Рік тому +54

      He will grow until youtube decides he did something wrong years ago

  • @CeeJayGD
    @CeeJayGD Місяць тому +18

    bro's turning into the next south park

  • @dominothefifth
    @dominothefifth 4 місяці тому +85

    In South Africa the term is a coconut

    • @adamsalt9423
      @adamsalt9423 3 місяці тому +11

      (This is a joke)
      Well, coconuts kill about 150 people per year. So does the plant.

    • @PrayingPanda
      @PrayingPanda 28 днів тому +1

      For Asians they are bananas

    • @zenobia10127
      @zenobia10127 28 днів тому +3

      In the US it's called an Oreo.

  • @maxk4324
    @maxk4324 Рік тому +5878

    I have never seen a more death defying tight rope walk in my life

    • @ianwaithaka8578
      @ianwaithaka8578 Рік тому +85

      Man's walking on a knife edge at this point

    • @dawsensmith360
      @dawsensmith360 Рік тому +67

      @@ianwaithaka8578 we’ve basically been watching this man learn to tight rope walk throughout his time on here lmao, no he’s just showing off.

    • @nicolereadstarot
      @nicolereadstarot Рік тому +8

      Nah, he knew what he was doing lol

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp Рік тому +6

      We have two black republicans running for President in the next cycle, so I suggest you get your popcorn.

    • @augmatt1399
      @augmatt1399 Рік тому +2

      @@scurvofpcp Tim Scott and who else?

  • @Issa.nicholas
    @Issa.nicholas Рік тому +4054

    “He did it the crazy son of a bitch, he did it..”

  • @sdantaray2
    @sdantaray2 9 місяців тому +43

    For the first time, the king felt true fear of being cancelled

  • @bientavutiboy2630
    @bientavutiboy2630 2 місяці тому +7

    Have to admit I now smirk evilly when I see a new video from Al in my feed

  • @TheNa360
    @TheNa360 Рік тому +5118

    This man danced between the line with such grace. A modern scholar clearly

  • @Jackthat1
    @Jackthat1 Рік тому +9554

    At this point if you try and cancel him you get cancelled.

    • @JP-TT
      @JP-TT Рік тому +82

      Hes to good to be canceled

    • @elly3359
      @elly3359 Рік тому +61

      He cancels himself so no one gets to 😂

    • @demukazz
      @demukazz Рік тому +30

      Anyone supporting idea of cancelling (originally unpersoning in orwells classic 1984) is a succcessful psyops product

    • @Jackthat1
      @Jackthat1 Рік тому +14

      @@elly3359 can’t cancel which has cancelled themselves , he has truly ascended beyond our understanding.

    • @Jackthat1
      @Jackthat1 Рік тому +2

      @@demukazz true that, to be ‘cancelled’ is to be proven you were over the target.

  • @SoFarAlongYT
    @SoFarAlongYT 9 місяців тому +92

    At this point this guy is immune to being racist. 😅

    • @CameronDavidson-rk7xr
      @CameronDavidson-rk7xr Місяць тому +1

      If the joke is funny enough it’s not racist. But the more “racist” the joke, the funnier it has to be to be socially acceptable. Also I feel like all ethnicities have silently gave this man a pass to make any joke he wants cause we know it’ll be in a light hearted way

  • @IvyWynne
    @IvyWynne 3 місяці тому +15

    Thought he was going to say Candace Owens

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 2 місяці тому

      That would have been more accurate!!!

    • @Dreygo81
      @Dreygo81 29 днів тому

      Is she white black?

  • @JBFranny
    @JBFranny Рік тому +7473

    That Meghan Markle knocked the air out if my lungs.

    • @Aesop531
      @Aesop531 Рік тому +74

      Tbf Markle is actually white and black.

    • @IzzyKawaiichi
      @IzzyKawaiichi Рік тому +170

      @@Aesop531 But the point is her black is... pretty white.

    • @rikubrown8109
      @rikubrown8109 Рік тому +36

      ​@@Aesop531 yeah loke an oreo. Looks black on the outside but is white one the inside

    • @checksanity
      @checksanity Рік тому +12

      @@Aesop531 The lack of knowing for sure how you meant this makes me hesitant to 👍🏽…
      - If it’s sardonic wordplay, I wholeheartedly tip my 🎩
      - If literal, *shrug* or “… and that matters how?”

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому +8

      ​@@checksanityhahahaha I get the same feeling in these comment sections lmao

  • @mizuhi9254
    @mizuhi9254 Рік тому +28324

    This man’s too powerful to be cancelled

    • @Romulus07
      @Romulus07 Рік тому +114

      He has become too power to stop… he is the ultimate sigma, unless I used that lingo wrong…

    • @nightmarexgaming120
      @nightmarexgaming120 Рік тому +32

      @@Romulus07 why did you say lingo? Why couldn’t you have used terminology, slang, or phrase

    • @lyria32
      @lyria32 Рік тому +109

      @@nightmarexgaming120 😭 thesaurus police??

    • @waltercapa5265
      @waltercapa5265 Рік тому +69

      That's because his jokes are good, he is self aware and not offensive at all. There's absolutely nothing to cancel.

    • @The_Red_Legion
      @The_Red_Legion Рік тому +14

      Him:"I AM THE CANCEL COMMUNITY"

  • @j.catzen6477
    @j.catzen6477 8 місяців тому +19

    As a black citizen imma take the black card from the black person who needed this explained😂😂😂

    • @xdyviper
      @xdyviper 3 місяці тому

      Plz don't that was my other acc

  • @blackburngaming8345
    @blackburngaming8345 11 місяців тому +272

    "Jaden Smith"
    *Snap*
    "You got it."
    "Cuz he's not a rapper or basketball player, right?"
    "You dont got it..."

    • @BLAZE-1001
      @BLAZE-1001 4 місяці тому +10

      When your friend says the joke you made louder and gets the credit.

    • @EnheTook50Benadryl
      @EnheTook50Benadryl 3 місяці тому +1

      Yep, thst's the video

  • @IAmNotASuccubus
    @IAmNotASuccubus Рік тому +7033

    As a white black woman, you have done the unthinkable. Well done, sir.

    • @soju3oy
      @soju3oy Рік тому +92

      White black & proud! ✊🏽

    • @PotatoeJoe69
      @PotatoeJoe69 Рік тому +59

      As a black white person,

    • @Ericsaidful
      @Ericsaidful Рік тому +53

      Im just a white...white person i think. Do i have to complain to be white? Seems thats a pre-requisite. I don't complain.
      So people can just be black, or white, i guess? Not white-black or Meghan Markle?

    • @soju3oy
      @soju3oy Рік тому +32

      @@Ericsaidful I get called an Uncle Tom so you tell me? 🤷🏾‍♂️
      Edit: I guess I’m supposed to act or talk a certain way based on the color of my skin?

    • @Michael-ht8on
      @Michael-ht8on Рік тому

      ​@soju3oy well duh it's 2023 and if you have even one rational thought in this irrational world then you become the outcast and are immediately labeled as a threat, but the second you stop thinking for yourself and let them tell you how to feel then you become a part of the victimhood club and are welcomed with open arms

  • @helgemorty8232
    @helgemorty8232 Рік тому +3753

    “They’re just bating you” 😂😂😂

  • @saleenz9643
    @saleenz9643 Місяць тому +1

    Loving the Chappelle's Show vibes on this! Reminded me of the "Racial Draft" lmao Classic!

  • @Just_A_Brick
    @Just_A_Brick 11 місяців тому +70

    Bro is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking balls

  • @kingofthedamned6237
    @kingofthedamned6237 Рік тому +3253

    That was the biggest slam dunk that failed ever. The "you got it" followed by "you don't got it" was perfect

    • @M0stViewed
      @M0stViewed Рік тому +7

      I say it's a successful slam dunk by the creator of the video!

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 Рік тому

      Let's say it was a failed slam dunk but were up by 80 so it doesnt matter

  • @SNOW.STORM30
    @SNOW.STORM30 Рік тому +15334

    As a black black person, he NAILED the Meghan Markle reference 😂😂

    • @rachymn7883
      @rachymn7883 Рік тому +318

      Candice Owens 😮

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein Рік тому +80

      ​@@rachymn7883 don't say that too loud Colin Noir might hear you and come with the straps

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 Рік тому +151

      @@rachymn7883 she doesn’t really ever claim to have it bad because of her skin colour and constantly tries to lift black people up, he literally described Beyoncé and other hyper rich, out of touch black people💀

    • @giovannamautone
      @giovannamautone Рік тому +1

      ​@@itnotmeitu3896 except she makes every Black person that in fact have it bad because of their color to feel awful, while being an entitled @ss. Yes she is a white Black person.

    • @chevgage6210
      @chevgage6210 Рік тому +39

      No one wants to claim her tbh

  • @VivaLaPluto1518
    @VivaLaPluto1518 8 місяців тому +3

    These are how conversations in my head go, I feel like I'm seeing a visual of my thought process sometimes 😂

  • @lexdeobesean
    @lexdeobesean 6 місяців тому +2

    He's getting too used to those cancellation bullets whizzing past his ears, he's UNNATURALLY good at dodging them 🤣

  • @modadv.s8992
    @modadv.s8992 Рік тому +9941

    As a black person I can’t even be mad. Handled it tastefully

    • @TheDezmona
      @TheDezmona Рік тому +87

      Soo, a white black person or a black black person?

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Рік тому +360

      ​@@TheDezmona you don't got it

    • @krave2789
      @krave2789 Рік тому +86

      Why would you ever be mad in anyway? It’s a skit. Even if it’s offensive. Learn to laugh a bit. At yourself. Because that’s what will make you happy long term.

    • @nativeoutdoors1780
      @nativeoutdoors1780 Рік тому +35

      ​@@krave2789 this is true haha life isn't about being upset at people's words

    • @Dioufdon
      @Dioufdon Рік тому +147

      ​@@krave2789 he says he's not mad and you got upset that he could've got mad😂😂😂

  • @aberreg
    @aberreg Рік тому +5957

    I think that man needs to run for President, he has the power to solve his country's problems

    • @remotecontrolraccoon
      @remotecontrolraccoon Рік тому +21

      From today forward im casting my vote for Al Jokes as third party

    • @ammaargotgame
      @ammaargotgame Рік тому +11

      ​@@remotecontrolraccoon I'm not even American. But I'll still vote.

    • @modernNeanderthal800
      @modernNeanderthal800 Рік тому +2

      Trump succeeded with less than 50% of the popular vote. This man is a shoo-in.

    • @remotecontrolraccoon
      @remotecontrolraccoon Рік тому

      @@ammaargotgame haha there you go

    • @bryantjohnson7135
      @bryantjohnson7135 Рік тому

      Al jokes for president solving racial issues one joke at a time

  • @nicktherange
    @nicktherange 8 місяців тому +9

    This guy could teach a college course

  • @nicklapallo9090
    @nicklapallo9090 8 місяців тому +7

    The palpable fear in his voice at the beginning, and the sheer disappointment at the end 😂

  • @quickfingers5979
    @quickfingers5979 Рік тому +9620

    Eminem being black white is literally “Logic in reverse”. Such a sleeper line holy shit.

  • @CheeseCrumbs00
    @CheeseCrumbs00 Рік тому +9073

    Holy shit Megan Markle and Jaiden Smith are fuckin perfect examples

  • @Reverend_Mojo
    @Reverend_Mojo 10 місяців тому +39

    Wayne Brady has entered the chat

    • @georgekirby7150
      @georgekirby7150 9 місяців тому +1

      Ive never heard Wayne Brady complain

    • @cmg25
      @cmg25 9 місяців тому

      😂

  • @simpkinsfranklin
    @simpkinsfranklin 10 місяців тому +6

    Bro I’m here for all your content cause all I hear is truth 🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

  • @AdamVenord
    @AdamVenord Рік тому +3920

    As a white black man I approve

    • @JadedeaJade
      @JadedeaJade Рік тому +99

      Hey fam! I don't like labels, but they keep throwing me in this fucking box so here I am. lol

    • @brianvinzant1893
      @brianvinzant1893 Рік тому +67

      This should be top comment... so that when the backlash begins he can say he has a friend

    • @say1716
      @say1716 Рік тому +138

      ​@@brianvinzant1893 you mean the "black-lash" 😂

    • @iminyourbasement10
      @iminyourbasement10 Рік тому +37

      @@say1716 badum tss

    • @ezracornell3074
      @ezracornell3074 Рік тому +35

      As a black white man I approve

  • @whackronomicon
    @whackronomicon Рік тому +3592

    Someone on Twitter is screaming into the digital void rn.

    • @SouperWy
      @SouperWy Рік тому +97

      They’re punching digital air.

    • @bonrick_0494
      @bonrick_0494 Рік тому

      and im willing to bet, they arent black people

    • @jojomama7659
      @jojomama7659 Рік тому +57

      *punched the digital walls provided by elon musk

    • @XavierJoseGJose
      @XavierJoseGJose Рік тому +13

      I mean, yeah as long as they're just screaming in the void. I scream into Tumblr every now and again and it feels nice after a scream.
      Aside from that, this vid is informational. Thanks.

    • @giin97
      @giin97 Рік тому +11

      I mean, that's happening constantly; not really saying anything, here.

  • @laurenjohnson4566
    @laurenjohnson4566 10 місяців тому +2

    "They're just baiting you" him talking to himself is so funny

  • @DoubleAIV
    @DoubleAIV 10 місяців тому +6

    I'm black and this mf is hilarious 😂😂

  • @advid01
    @advid01 Рік тому +1940

    "you don't have to do this" right off the bat it killed me

  • @swiftie4856
    @swiftie4856 Рік тому +5398

    He did it. He walked the line but didn’t cross. He did it. I’m proud

    • @masterfool942
      @masterfool942 Рік тому +22

      lmao yall wayy too soft nowadays hahahaha

    • @sillymako
      @sillymako Рік тому +26

      @@masterfool942 bro what are you on about

    • @tobiakilo3413
      @tobiakilo3413 Рік тому +12

      ​@@sillymako he said nothing wrong. Y'all are softer than cotton candy.

    • @sillymako
      @sillymako Рік тому +18

      @@tobiakilo3413 i wasn’t mad at him i was just confused lmao

    • @arangege388
      @arangege388 Рік тому +11

      ​@@masterfool942 Thankyouuu I use mosturizer everyday

  • @kierenfleury2929
    @kierenfleury2929 Місяць тому

    The beginning is the funniest opening to one of your sketches

  • @theforrester2780
    @theforrester2780 9 місяців тому +2

    I was sweating and anxious the whole time

  • @aarontippery4176
    @aarontippery4176 Рік тому +2893

    “Meghan Markle?” IM FUCKING DYING 10/10

    • @teamspeak9374
      @teamspeak9374 Рік тому +17

      it's so perfect

    • @ericar.7924
      @ericar.7924 Рік тому +8

      I fuckin hollered 😂😂😂

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 Рік тому +9

      It’s 100% true

    • @casmar2042
      @casmar2042 Рік тому +41

      I don't think anyone in Europe sees Meghan Markle as black. A while ago I asked friends (and maybe 4 or 5 of them were black) if they thought she was black, she went 0/11😹. Apparently it's very different in the US tho.

    • @EroUsagiSama
      @EroUsagiSama Рік тому +10

      ​@@casmar2042 yeah she's very much white, I don't get why he called her black in this video.

  • @bright-flame
    @bright-flame Рік тому +1518

    You can feel how hard he held back with this one.

  • @theelderlardrider2425
    @theelderlardrider2425 5 місяців тому +1

    the lawyer from the boondocks is the perfect example of a white black dude

  • @princess_froggie5710
    @princess_froggie5710 5 місяців тому +3

    You want a prime example? Carlton from Fresh Prince.

    • @rabbijoe316
      @rabbijoe316 14 днів тому

      Depends on what era of Carlton. Early years Carlton is not quite adult Carlton.

  • @bubbleschess
    @bubbleschess Рік тому +2473

    Bro gave us the sequel we genuinely didn’t expect

    • @apogeotropism1714
      @apogeotropism1714 Рік тому +4

      Yes, we did… he literally alluded to it in his previous short.

    • @HutchTheWolf
      @HutchTheWolf Рік тому +13

      @@apogeotropism1714 I bet *you’re* fun at parties...

    • @bubbleschess
      @bubbleschess Рік тому +5

      @@apogeotropism1714 yea but most of his shorts have separate stories and stuff so it might have been u know a joke

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat Рік тому +2

      ​@@apogeotropism1714 not necessarily because a lot of people were expecting it to be fucked up

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому

      ​@@AfricanLionBatlike what

  • @rammsteinrulz16
    @rammsteinrulz16 Рік тому +4414

    This is the guy that should have been invited to the White House

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому +4

      ​@Geek no

    • @rammsteinrulz16
      @rammsteinrulz16 Рік тому +5

      @Geek lol

    • @hannahcallow6374
      @hannahcallow6374 Рік тому

      ​@Geek what would be the black house? Saurons tower? No, wait, that's white black.

    • @icecat12
      @icecat12 Рік тому

      Wait so if there's white black would there be black white

    • @varsity17171
      @varsity17171 Рік тому

      ​@@icecat12 rewatch the vid cuzzo

  • @shesoonstar90
    @shesoonstar90 Місяць тому

    The last part for the white black person I was screaming CANDACE OWENS😂

  • @aneshaberry5901
    @aneshaberry5901 7 місяців тому

    Hooow is he nailing the dialogue in every video?! 😂😂😂

  • @samratneupane6319
    @samratneupane6319 Рік тому +1780

    even twitter cannot cancel this guy... dude's comedy jesus

    • @markwildt5728
      @markwildt5728 Рік тому +16

      Jesus got cancelled.

    • @MD_Uzi02
      @MD_Uzi02 Рік тому +1

      @@markwildt5728 No, he didn't?

    • @markwildt5728
      @markwildt5728 Рік тому +36

      @@MD_Uzi02 he quite literally did. What do you think his crucifixion was all about? Do you people even know the story of Jesus?

    • @JamezJN007
      @JamezJN007 Рік тому +4

      @@markwildt5728 +2

    • @MD_Uzi02
      @MD_Uzi02 Рік тому

      @@markwildt5728 Yes, we do. That wasn't a "Cancellation". In fact, you're not even funny.

  • @frostykoopa4450
    @frostykoopa4450 Рік тому +1058

    He wasn’t scared to do it because he didn’t want to be offensive, he was scared to do it because he knew he would have to have a racist punchline at the end 💀💀💀

    • @rick3593
      @rick3593 Рік тому +2

      F

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun Рік тому +32

      Mans is a genius, all he had to do was acknowledge it and the punchline goes from racist to satire.

    • @2013daxdaniel
      @2013daxdaniel Рік тому +12

      And he truly understands the difference between enlightenment and racism

    • @eepnes
      @eepnes Рік тому +11

      @@Blewlongmun agreed, if he would’ve said “yes, exactly” or something along those lines, instead of saying “you don’t got it” at the end there, I don’t think been pushed over that *satire* edge

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому

      ​@@eepnes The
      You dont got it
      Cemented it as satire. It shows he truly understands the line he is toeing

  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 8 місяців тому +2

    First friend I made in HS was obviously black, but he gave off white vibes, so I asked him if he was black. It kind of pissed him off, but I later found out he was a distant cousin of mine. 😂I'm super white and Irish.

  • @VampyricDoge14
    @VampyricDoge14 3 місяці тому +1

    "You got it." "You don't got it..." He was so proud there for a second.

  • @skyboundzoo
    @skyboundzoo Рік тому +1297

    As a black dude growing up it was worse being called an Oreo than white chocolate

    • @ktwisted4460
      @ktwisted4460 Рік тому +94

      Yea Oreo kinda hurts like they're calling you seen imposter, I don't think I would have minded being called white chocolate 🤔

    • @likatouas3124
      @likatouas3124 Рік тому +39

      we used to say 'Bounty' T_T it's a coconut bar wrapped in chocolate...

    • @UsrNmTkn
      @UsrNmTkn Рік тому +47

      As a mixed kid I much preferred being called Oreo over zebra, mutt, and halfrican.

    • @strawberrybunnie4422
      @strawberrybunnie4422 Рік тому +8

      sammmeeee i got called a snow bunny once and it hurt 20x more than any of the times i was ever called an Oreo

    • @aaliyah6464
      @aaliyah6464 Рік тому +5

      Coconut is another one
      And applied to all brown people 😶

  • @silvb
    @silvb Рік тому +10673

    bro took the jschlatt masterclass on how to not cross the FINEST OF LINES to get cancelled

    • @ron-aa2264
      @ron-aa2264 Рік тому +177

      Can’t get cancelled if you don’t have twitter

    • @psionicdreamer3302
      @psionicdreamer3302 Рік тому +194

      As a lover of Jschlatt myself, sometimes he can make you forget whether there's supposed to be a line or not. Which I find a good thing, you cant please everyone but not everything needs to be taken seriously

    • @jordanyoung9301
      @jordanyoung9301 Рік тому

      jschlatt is the least funny person i've ever seen on youtube, and i love edgy humor. lmao. Dude just sucks at comedy and in general being funny and all he has is a forced accent. lmao

    • @luxenn
      @luxenn Рік тому +49

      jschlatt is the last person youd want to ask LMAO

    • @crypticshadows
      @crypticshadows Рік тому +18

      @@luxenn ikr but he just is immune despite the dream stans lmao

  • @derechte6086
    @derechte6086 4 місяці тому +1

    They called him madman

  • @joshchavez8190
    @joshchavez8190 2 місяці тому +1

    The irony of using Logic in the skit but not using Logic as an example lol

  • @wolfonprowell1946
    @wolfonprowell1946 Рік тому +1136

    As a black person I love this LMAO
    the "You don't got it" line killed me

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Рік тому +3495

    I cannot believe this man single handedly won the internet and he never even left his apartment, took no sponsors, asked for no subs or likes, he made the content we needed and he did it all for the sake of the fans. Alex, it's safe to say the you've become one of the top tier legends in YT history. I don't know where you can go from here but if anyone's gonna break a ceiling, it's you my friend, it's always been you.

  • @lakishaarrington7573
    @lakishaarrington7573 7 місяців тому +1

    Y’all keep this man safe!!!! He speaks truth and makes it’s pure hilarious😆🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Atomsk2
    @Atomsk2 11 місяців тому +8894

    I had to sit here as a black guy and go “oh yeah. He doesn’t feel right, that Jaden.” He’s in that uncanny valley black.

    • @svvmaq_
      @svvmaq_ 9 місяців тому +35

      is jaden smith will smiths son???😊

    • @foxtrotecho9530
      @foxtrotecho9530 8 місяців тому

      ​@@svvmaq_yes

    • @ohwhyithurtssomuch6192
      @ohwhyithurtssomuch6192 8 місяців тому

      ​@@svvmaq_yeah

    • @DM-qw2ng
      @DM-qw2ng 8 місяців тому

      ​@@svvmaq_yes

    • @rageinducing8368
      @rageinducing8368 8 місяців тому +52

      Haden’s black enough but the other joke is that he still doesn’t get it cause Jaden is a rapper too.
      But then there Hopsin so idk

  • @testingdpatience9203
    @testingdpatience9203 Рік тому +624

    Him knowing we were baiting him and still pulling it off flawlessly is just amazing

  • @WolfvineGaming
    @WolfvineGaming 10 місяців тому

    I was thinking Shaun King would be white black, I mean literally 😂

  • @bigscinto5547
    @bigscinto5547 22 дні тому

    Ooooh so close at the end 😂😂😂

  • @chrisalvino812
    @chrisalvino812 Рік тому +1955

    This is like the equivalent of Tropic Thunder doing black face, fucking amazing how you know exactly where the line is and snort it like a white black businessman from the 80s

    • @TheNorthie
      @TheNorthie Рік тому +83

      I always felt Tropic Thunder was making fun of method actors who go way too far for some awards

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol Рік тому +52

      ​@@TheNorthiethat's exactly what it is

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter Рік тому +4

      Great comment.

    • @salaamboss5961
      @salaamboss5961 Рік тому +3

      It also literally has a main black character who criticizes what RDJ is doing. This is a parody of Hollywood

    • @MikeHawk04
      @MikeHawk04 Рік тому

      @@salaamboss5961 I think it was more so white people getting offended on behalf of black people since some white people feel the need to be white knights.

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen Рік тому +10484

    I'm not North American enough to understand this conversation.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 11 місяців тому +716

      Don't you understand? America is literally the whole world.

    • @Grand_Kaiserin_Elysium
      @Grand_Kaiserin_Elysium 11 місяців тому +328

      i as a Canadian dislike that you are including us, the Mexicans and the Guatemalans, whatever you call people from Belize, Hondurans , el Salvadorians, Nicaraguans, costa ricans, Panamanian, cubans, Haitians, Dominican, Bahamian, (insert the like 12 lesser Antilles nations heres) as part of America (the country)

    • @SolidPayne
      @SolidPayne 11 місяців тому +48

      I feel like it isn’t just in North America, but whatever.

    • @frankjansen675
      @frankjansen675 11 місяців тому

      @@Grand_Kaiserin_Elysium north america = mexico, canada and usa. Get over it. Those latino places are in Central America. And canada is only relevant because of theyr neighbor

    • @KipVelcrono
      @KipVelcrono 11 місяців тому

      Basically, if your black and dont act like it, you white.

  • @LexRexLibertarian
    @LexRexLibertarian Місяць тому

    He balances so well

  • @PyroRaghav
    @PyroRaghav 5 місяців тому +1

    my first thought was eminem too bro

  • @Mizu-AM
    @Mizu-AM Рік тому +8121

    Jaden Smith being a "white black" person is the most accurate thing I've ever heard

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd Рік тому +157

      also i feel like will smill is the eprfect mix. Like he can blend in with white or black people so easily

    • @connorobilly
      @connorobilly Рік тому +7

      Are you white

    • @connorobilly
      @connorobilly Рік тому +18

      ​@@ngndnd extremely false for both

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 Рік тому

      Ok so the hated annoying gay flamboyant black kid named jaden has to be somehow white…..never ends. Another white comedian trying his best to appease another race by shitting on his own for attention

    • @Niceandshiny
      @Niceandshiny Рік тому +18

      Sorry could someone explain about Jayden Smithe being white black I don't get it.

  • @god_lushen8128
    @god_lushen8128 Рік тому +3862

    As a black person I officially invite him to the cookout

    • @Callah_2
      @Callah_2 Рік тому +67

      One of the greatest honors a person can get. Need to make sure he's not tempted by a picnic. God, I hate history.

    • @theboipuds
      @theboipuds Рік тому +53

      As a native he can come fish with us lmao

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 Рік тому +11

      One of the greatest honors

    • @KOH-zuki_Oden
      @KOH-zuki_Oden Рік тому +14

      Now you uninvited

    • @picachugirl2036
      @picachugirl2036 Рік тому +4

      Ive had the honor of joining the 4th of july cookout once. I normally hate brisket but yall know how to make it good. They also knew how to party 😂 They had SO MANY illegal mortars (not uncommon where I live for people to say ef the fire ban on the 4th) But that many mortars is a rare delight.

  • @juji_
    @juji_ 11 місяців тому +2

    as a black person i’m not offended whatsoever because it’s completely true

  • @PrincessPanamaFelange
    @PrincessPanamaFelange 21 день тому

    Megan McSparkle...hahahaha brilliant

  • @BRouge
    @BRouge Рік тому +1121

    That man willingly jumped on a land mine, he's a hero

    • @It_Is_The_Me
      @It_Is_The_Me Рік тому +3

      Jumped in a minefield and landed on the dud

    • @dravenlearned6910
      @dravenlearned6910 Рік тому +6

      That implies that he got lucky. Only this man can dance through that minefield with such skill and grace, weaving between land mines and dodging grenades, and make it through without so much as a scratch from the flying shrapnel.

    • @JuliaRiddle
      @JuliaRiddle Рік тому

      ​@@dravenlearned6910 I'm using this the next time someone tells me i got lucky.

  • @robotp-2
    @robotp-2 Рік тому +1327

    He actually did it.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 2 місяці тому +1

    At this point, I’m trying my best to not summon *The N-Word* pass in this conversation.

  • @thedepression950
    @thedepression950 3 місяці тому

    Bro made me thirsty with that water at the start 😭

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Рік тому +875

    I've never seen so much racial harmony in a comment section before, and it's honestly inspiring to me. Al, you're a bona fide genius.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Рік тому +3

      If you're here and you stick around, you already know

  • @BreakyOnline
    @BreakyOnline Рік тому +486

    That "You don't got it" sounded so sad lmao he was really like "I hope my alternate ego can get this joke"

    • @LoveHappinessShineOn
      @LoveHappinessShineOn Рік тому +4

      That right there! 😂

    • @ricardortega00
      @ricardortega00 Рік тому

      As my name suggests i am Mexican and I didn't get it, can someone explain?

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos Рік тому

      ​@@ricardortega00 Well just like your green card, Jaden Smith's respect is non- exsistent. He isn't white and he talks way too much about so called human right schemes and such that the black people don't want him

    • @beastminer147
      @beastminer147 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ricardortega00 How does your name suggest Mexican? Its literally just a regular Spanish surname. You could be from any Spanish speaking country or community.

  • @kqawiyy
    @kqawiyy 22 дні тому +1

    White black person: Niel Degrasse Tyson

  • @workingthrumyissues
    @workingthrumyissues 8 місяців тому

    The slow nervous drink😂

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +2339

    "Who's a black person that black people don't claim?"
    Not my ass blurting out "Kanye West" 💀

    • @-kxtvxbez-
      @-kxtvxbez- Рік тому +210

      as a black person, can confirm we dont claim kanye no mo

    • @sbocaj22
      @sbocaj22 Рік тому +51

      @@-kxtvxbez-okay and what about drake?? Cuz I get those same vibes from him.

    • @-kxtvxbez-
      @-kxtvxbez- Рік тому +124

      @@sbocaj22 we KINDA claim drake cuz he aint support nazis
      his music just fell off is all

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 Рік тому +41

      @@-kxtvxbez- wasn’t he really weird about a teenage girl, too, or was that a different guy

    • @splorby176
      @splorby176 Рік тому +59

      @@queencyrys6309 no it was drake he was texting Millie Bobby brown to give her “boy advice” whatever tf that means lol

  • @WubbaLubbaDB
    @WubbaLubbaDB Рік тому +1196

    As a Mexican I gotta know what a white Mexican is

    • @jacck3959
      @jacck3959 Рік тому

      literally just a white person who you can't tell is mexican

    • @rizvan1632
      @rizvan1632 Рік тому +244

      That would be the Spanish

    • @reneep4269
      @reneep4269 Рік тому +72

      Hi, it's me. I'm the White Mexican, it's me.

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Рік тому +57

      Mario Lopez 🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @luce2498
      @luce2498 Рік тому +1

      ​@@rizvan1632 lmfao🤣💀

  • @PiltoverMisfit
    @PiltoverMisfit 8 місяців тому

    I fucking love you 😂

  • @furever_racing9155
    @furever_racing9155 11 місяців тому +1

    BRO AS SOON AS HE SAID JADEN I SAID WILL OUT LOUD WTF

  • @serenidyx2582
    @serenidyx2582 Рік тому +573

    All I can say as a black person is that, this man, is accurate.

    • @ZigzauerLT
      @ZigzauerLT Рік тому +3

      As a pinkish yellow person I'm just happy you agree ❤

    • @trasgs
      @trasgs Рік тому +3

      ​@@ZigzauerLT tf is a pink person

    • @nicolereadstarot
      @nicolereadstarot Рік тому +3

      ​@@trasgs people who turn into lobsters walking from the house to the car 😂

    • @trasgs
      @trasgs Рік тому

      @@nicolereadstarot alr cool youtube has confused me more than school

  • @bertenheimer
    @bertenheimer Рік тому +771

    Naw, Jaden Smith be out there inventing his own race 💀

    • @artificiallyunintelligent4537
      @artificiallyunintelligent4537 Рік тому

      Like a race to see which of his friends can bang his mom the most? 😆

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim Рік тому +58

      how can race be real if our eyes arent real

    • @lil_tiggles
      @lil_tiggles Рік тому +13

      ​@@Zadamanim naaarrrrrrrrr😭🤣😭

    • @Zubstep1315
      @Zubstep1315 Рік тому +13

      @@lil_tiggles I read your comment as an Australian person saying “no”

    • @SkeletalDweller
      @SkeletalDweller Рік тому +1

      nobody wanting to claim him

  • @tianaanderson9476
    @tianaanderson9476 10 місяців тому +1

    This video has been Oreo approved😂😂

  • @kylavaughn1606
    @kylavaughn1606 7 місяців тому

    Please do a part 2😂😂.

  • @BillyGuerilla
    @BillyGuerilla 11 місяців тому +1630

    I immediately said Tiger Woods when he asked that question 😂

    • @Comments_From_All_Channels
      @Comments_From_All_Channels 8 місяців тому +22

      He went to Sweden a lot

    • @nailynntynette
      @nailynntynette 8 місяців тому +1

      Same

    • @Sammstar420
      @Sammstar420 8 місяців тому +10

      I said Wayne Brady lol

    • @chill0314
      @chill0314 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@Sammstar420nah Wayne Brady solidified himself as ""Black" vis the Chappelle Show. Skit or not, that is how we via him now.

    • @j102h
      @j102h 8 місяців тому +12

      I thought Obama...