7 Cutesy Games That Are Secretly Nightmare Dystopias

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  • @outsidextra
    @outsidextra  6 років тому +1312

    Aww look at the cute little creatures and the happy fun times! Nothing could spoil these for you, except the possibility that they're all built on the ashes of a dead civilisation, or are morally ambiguous. Oh.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +21

      Outside Xtra hey if/when you do a commenter edition, do you think you could add the Kirby series to it? You literally fight the series version of Satan, Cthulhu, and other horrors.

    • @finncampbell3953
      @finncampbell3953 6 років тому +8

      If u do a commenter addition can u include petscope plz ...
      or actually don't and save yourself some nightmares and forget this comment even existed

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 6 років тому +4

      My little pony it's uber dark with all of the livestock byproducts they use

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 6 років тому

      two words: FNAF world

    • @DerekBarns
      @DerekBarns 6 років тому

      Krabby Patties=Soylent Green

  • @BesterP12
    @BesterP12 6 років тому +535

    Any lego game.
    You're basically killing enemies and using their remains to either build or buy what you need. But so cute!

    • @Mekora
      @Mekora 6 років тому +13

      Lego Racers 2 very quickly stood out to me as a game in which you take part in street races full of destruction of property, then you get in a taxi and drive recklessly.
      Also, the 1st and 3rd bosses give you special car parts when you defeat them. The second one? He throws a tantrum and storms off. Then your mechanic helps you steal the shield generator from the boss' vehicle. You and your mechanic promise themselves that they'll give the shield generator back after you're done with the racing tournament, but you never do.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but they're fine. They respawning very quickly. That being said, I dont like to kill civilians.

    • @tracimiller9214
      @tracimiller9214 4 роки тому +3

      thank you for ruining my childhood

    • @ognjenilic3001
      @ognjenilic3001 4 роки тому +7

      They are also dark if you take into account they are living in a world made out of their own flesh

    • @darnit16
      @darnit16 4 роки тому +8

      @@ognjenilic3001 "A Lego man sits in a Lego house. Is the house made of flesh or is he made of house? He screams, for he knows not." Something like that.

  • @justinlawson4679
    @justinlawson4679 5 років тому +610

    Game: a war between humans and birds
    Australia: ah shit here we go agaın

  • @Zero-to-0
    @Zero-to-0 5 років тому +544

    I just realized this, inklings and octolings evolved from sea creatures. But they disintegrate when in contact with water.

    • @lisabilby2006
      @lisabilby2006 4 роки тому +53

      they drown
      the equipment is to heavy
      and its faster to respawn

    • @Pikrioling
      @Pikrioling 4 роки тому +24

      Would you rather wait 30 seconds for your character to drown or would you like to instantly respawn?

    • @gadygadygssg422
      @gadygadygssg422 4 роки тому +43

      Because they evolutioned to become more inky but getting away from water cause their bodies to develop an unstable molecular structure to water they’re ink now. Ink dissolves on water

    • @justpeachy7812
      @justpeachy7812 4 роки тому +33

      Inklings can go in water but can't be fully submerged. The drink water based things like coffee and smoothies. The director of the game (I think) explained that Inklings and octolings evolved to be on land but in order to do so they have to sacrifice thicc skin for thinner skin. That and what @Gady Gady GSSG said about having a more inky structure which is unstable to water.

    • @dakrabking
      @dakrabking 3 роки тому +13

      The water is to acidic for them to survive and the fact that they can transform made their skin to thin to actually survive it

  • @mitspeithetc
    @mitspeithetc 4 роки тому +612

    Fun Fact: the first Cars game came out before the first Cars movie did.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 4 роки тому +21

      interesting

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 роки тому +6

      One of those tie ins I suppose? :03

    • @nonaG123
      @nonaG123 4 роки тому +34

      @@pundertalefan4391 not really, a lot of big movies especially kids movies released a game and toys as the movie was coming out.... jumping the gun a little on marketing considering a lot of times it reveals story plot elements before anyone's seen it yet... and yea i get that most of the time it's kid movies and they care less about spoilers but still they should let them have all the discovery and wonderment they can while it's still magical to them.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 роки тому +12

      @@nonaG123 I suppose that ma,es sense. In the world of marketing.

    • @vickijohnston4344
      @vickijohnston4344 4 роки тому +19

      LIGHTNING MCQUEEN FOR SMASH-

  • @scorpix96
    @scorpix96 6 років тому +798

    when making a post apocalyptic shooter:
    valve: a group of survivors flee the zombie horde
    bethesda: a lone wanderer must survive in the highly irradiated wasteland
    nintendo: _squids, paint, _*_ELECTRO DANCE PARTIES !!!_*
    ah, never change nintendo, never change...

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 6 років тому +15

      poster apocalypse ?

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 6 років тому +29

      (sounds like an invasion of mailmen)
      soon to be followed by the postest apoclypse : _the end of the universe !!!_

    • @nickstrong1558
      @nickstrong1558 6 років тому +6

      Left 4 dead, Fallout, and Splatoon.

    • @aquamon1687
      @aquamon1687 6 років тому +4

      Um, Metroid?

    • @mihnea5111
      @mihnea5111 6 років тому +4

      scorpiñator Let me get that right, you tried to steal a meme, turn it into text, and post it here. On a video that remotely mentions Splatoon

  • @izukumidoriya6360
    @izukumidoriya6360 5 років тому +422

    For the splatoon part in the vidio.
    The humans died because the earth heated up to much that the north and southpole melted and the water rised. The co2 that the humans had produced with the factorys mixed with the water and made it lethal to the see-animals.
    And the radiation from old toxic waste has caused the sea creatures evolution. They evolved to escape the deadly waters.
    Thats why you cant touch water in the game too. Its way to toxic for them

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 роки тому +35

      You aren't making things better!

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 4 роки тому +41

      Splatoon predicted global warming.

    • @themaqueovelic2195
      @themaqueovelic2195 4 роки тому +47

      Even better when you reconsider the fosil found in that sunken scroll, not only is that human dead, but was most certainly playing the very game of Splatoon, as the procontroller with the wii mote straped to it will tell you. So yes not only did all of that happen, but it took place on a world that actually had Splatoon in it.
      Good night everybody!

    • @dakrabking
      @dakrabking 3 роки тому +5

      @@LilyTheMuggle pretty much

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly!

  • @ayanhaider303
    @ayanhaider303 6 років тому +1972

    Pokemon. 2 words. Pokedex entries. Instead of cute descriptions, it's entries are like a database of every nightmare ever.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +186

      One of the geodude ones is something like "be careful of which rocks you step on because they might get annoyed and kill you"

    • @ArchmageOfAnarchy
      @ArchmageOfAnarchy 6 років тому +200

      Like how Spoink dies if it stops bouncing, and if it faints, it therefore has stopped bouncing. Meaning that defeating a spoink in battle is the equivalent of shooting it dead.

    • @ArchmageOfAnarchy
      @ArchmageOfAnarchy 6 років тому +160

      Or how Kubone's bone is actually HIS DEAD MOTHER

    • @alphabetaxzt
      @alphabetaxzt 6 років тому +15

      That’s Actually 2 words

    • @ayanhaider303
      @ayanhaider303 6 років тому +16

      AlphaBeta XZT The Skybyss Oh yeah, sorry bout that. It's fixed now.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 років тому +376

    "Splatoon is a fictional world in which trendy squid-children fight to cover the largest amount of the floor in ink... with the reckless abandon that only those young enough to have never had to mop a floor can have."
    I lost it.

  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming 5 років тому +238

    I know I'm like a year late but Kingdom Hearts definitely fits this list. Majority of the franchise takes place after the great keyblade War which saw thousands of children dying and the entire world was split into multiple different worlds.
    You may also notice that the populations of every world in the early games are scarce.

    • @justicegandy7517
      @justicegandy7517 5 років тому +3

      Oversoul Gaming I mean it’s not really a secret, just playing the games it tells you the worlds are messed up

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 роки тому +12

      I figured the population was scarce because everyone was a Heartless, which is why there's a never ending supply of them.

    • @bradyp8868
      @bradyp8868 4 роки тому +8

      Congrats! You got a mention in the newest vid!

    • @lpsloveandgame6046
      @lpsloveandgame6046 4 роки тому +3

      Em, I thought the population in the worlds was scarce because of system limitations...?

  • @AlphaOrion98
    @AlphaOrion98 6 років тому +477

    Legend of Zelda: wind waker. It’s cutesy art style makes you forget that the opening cinematic says that the hero of time never returned to hyrule to save it from ganon so the gods just flooded everything. It said they were told to get to safety but this hyrule is vastly underpopulated. The zora, instead of living in the water like you’d expect fish people to do, decided to evolve into birds and reside in death mountain. What that says about the mysterious disappearance of the Gorons is disturbing.

    • @callmehanson9466
      @callmehanson9466 6 років тому +34

      I mean, Gorons can't swim, so they probably helped raising the tide, not to mention the game had one of the most violent endings of a Zelda game.

    • @XxLgrande77xX
      @XxLgrande77xX 6 років тому +18

      "Decided"? What are they? High elves?

    • @TheFirstAifos
      @TheFirstAifos 6 років тому +43

      Well, Zora can only live in fresh water. The Great Sea is likely salt water.

    • @AlphaOrion98
      @AlphaOrion98 6 років тому +6

      Michael Tillotson I know that. I said it mostly for comedic affect

    • @thegoldenoneful
      @thegoldenoneful 6 років тому +11

      but there are Gorons, the three or so traders with the massive hats, floral shirts, and giant backpacks

  • @Artaimus
    @Artaimus 6 років тому +56

    It's been pointed out that other official source material for Mario states that only the question mark blocks are the ones that are transformed citizens, not the bricks themselves.
    When Mario hits them they are released from the spell and as thanks give him a reward in the form of coins and powerups.

    • @thegamepunch._.4096
      @thegamepunch._.4096 6 років тому

      no m8 the only ones are the x-4 levels bricks that cannot be broken.

  • @arsonorkal1749
    @arsonorkal1749 5 років тому +205

    My favorite quote from this whole channel is
    "How can this be scary?
    That's why you don't work at the Pokemon team my friend"

    • @betka5791
      @betka5791 2 роки тому +1

      Like phantump or mimikyu or hypno or gengar! Look at their dex entries

    • @arsonorkal1749
      @arsonorkal1749 2 роки тому

      @@betka5791 they are so interesting !! especially bannet :o

  • @Boomblox5896
    @Boomblox5896 6 років тому +222

    Don't forget that one Frozen Planet on Kirby 64 that is shown to resemble Earth, and also take into consideration the terrifying final bosses of many of the Kirby games, that are more nightmare fuel than the Nightmare man himself from the original.
    I'm talking about Miracle Matter, Zero, Zero2, Void Termina, and all those guys.

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 6 років тому +12

      The Soul of Sectonia description reads like it comes from fucking Darkest Dungeon. "Taranza's final words and offering can no longer reach her ears. The former queen has become a pitiable husk in the throes of madness after losing everything. She has consumed the world, and all she has left to cling to is her vanity"

    • @AstralToastie
      @AstralToastie 5 років тому +1

      That frozen planet is Shiver Star.

    • @DoodleWill
      @DoodleWill 5 років тому +9

      Star Allies implies Kirby is actually related to a dark elder god, which is also related to Dark Matter, Zero, Dark Mind. Said Dark Lord having a cult devoted to it and-
      Kirby what are you doing.

    • @sfmaub234
      @sfmaub234 5 років тому +4

      Kirby Lore in general, also don't look up Susie and Mr Haltman's backstory, it's sad and dark

    • @sfmaub234
      @sfmaub234 5 років тому

      Go to Meteorz for more info on all Kirby lore

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 6 років тому +170

    Every single Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game. All of them. The Pokémon world has encountered a whopping FIVE near apocalypses, all of which would have resulted in virtually no life remaining, and one of which would have resulted in the entire planet being destroyed. Oh, and every single ending is bittersweet as hell.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 років тому +5

      Well, the one in the Gates to Infinity is much sweeter (if you don't refuse to return to the PMD world and, therefore, don't trigger the game over). Your protagonist now can jump between two worlds at will, spending time with family and friends on both sides!

    • @moltres234
      @moltres234 5 років тому +4

      I hated the unskippable cutscene in super mystery dungeon where the legendary pokemon get turned to stone

    • @yoshitotem
      @yoshitotem 5 років тому +2

      While i mostly agree, there are a few things i find off about your statement. Not every PMD "Apocalypse" would result in a lifeless planet. In the PMD Explorers games (Time/Darkness/Sky), at one point in the story, you
      get to visit the dark future (or rather are taken there by force) and get to see what happens when the planet is paralyzed. Sure its a dark future ruled over by a ruthless, insane version of Dialga, but Pokemon still live in that dark future, the planet still has life. If the planets paralysis had killed off all life, you and your partner never would've
      been able to go back in time and prevent the planets paralysis from happening in the first place.
      I've never played either of the rescue team games, and i never finished gates to infinity, so i don't know much
      about the possible "bad endings" for those two games, but i doubt they could be as bad as the possible bad
      endings of the Explorers games and super mystery dungeon. Other than that, i agree with everything else.
      Also, Five? I'm pretty sure there have only been Four near apocalypses in the pmd verse. As there have only been four generations of PMD at this point. Red/Blue Rescue Team, Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, Gates to Infinity,
      and Super Mystery Dungeon.

    • @darkraidisciple8717
      @darkraidisciple8717 5 років тому

      @@yoshitotem There was also stormy/blazing/light adventure squad but they were japan only on the wii shop channel.

  • @RPandorus
    @RPandorus 5 років тому +132

    Well even as a kid I found Pikmin kinda weird because there weren't any humans around but there was human evidence like old coins and bottle caps.
    Me: Mind explodes*

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 роки тому

      But is it possible to turn Pikmin into a R rated full-fledged horror film?

  • @Mini_Squatch
    @Mini_Squatch 6 років тому +120

    Actually andy, we dont even have to go as far as "they're an alien species, so the smiles might be fake" - look at chimps, one of our closest genetic relatives. In them, what appears as a smile to us, is actually an expression of fear.

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 6 років тому +38

      Yup, they're baring their massive fangs as a warning. It's when they bare their lower teeth that they're smiling.

    • @stevenn1940
      @stevenn1940 6 років тому +28

      I would like to counter point that them eating plorts is a natural part of their ecosystem, so, that parts not bad.
      Also, this ranching is selling the byproduct of the live animal...which is a lot better than ranching to sell the *dead body* of the animal. Just saying.

    • @serbanignat7696
      @serbanignat7696 6 років тому +10

      And also slime which aren 't feed make grumpy faces

    • @oucyan
      @oucyan 6 років тому +1

      anger. not fear.

    • @DaZebraffe
      @DaZebraffe 6 років тому +7

      David Parisi Aggression, actually, which can be caused by both anger and fear.

  • @carverredacted
    @carverredacted 6 років тому +391

    No but what *if* 7up is a universal constant. Think of the Implications. *shudders*

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 6 років тому +11

      Yeah... Nuka Cola is just on the horizon right? ;)

    • @supremeleadersnoke2246
      @supremeleadersnoke2246 6 років тому +32

      I believe that the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy states fairly clearly that any advanced society will eventually develop a beverage that they name Jin and tonics

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 років тому +1

      C. August McMullen its fallout in space fcourse

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 6 років тому +5

      pikmin is clearly on earth because of the fruits and garbage, but what if it is in australia, that can explain all the weird creatures

    • @theroguenetwork1083
      @theroguenetwork1083 6 років тому +6

      Sweet merciful Jesus, mediocre soda pop plaguing the entire universe...

  • @emilyapricot1313
    @emilyapricot1313 4 роки тому +23

    In the Mario Bros manual, it also mentions the Powerup mushrooms are actually friendly, helpful toads. As a friend, I felt they were giving their life when they disappeared.

  • @winterohlson9432
    @winterohlson9432 6 років тому +93

    I like how you can assume the footage of these games is from these guys playing it, and in splatoon,
    He used an aerospray.

    • @sparklingsora
      @sparklingsora 5 років тому +5

      IN RANKED :(((
      Also why am I replying to an almost year old comment...

  • @sweetheartdjdj2537
    @sweetheartdjdj2537 6 років тому +64

    Also with Splatoon (SPOILERS BELOW):
    Don't forget the mind controlling, oppressive Octarian society and how Callie was captured and brainwashed by DJ Octavio. And the murderous A.I. that has imprisoned, brainwashed, and blended over 10,007 test subjects and more. And who makes the blended test-subject remains into a primordial ooze that it plans to destroy the world with, AND who succeeds if you die or don't finish the final fight within the time limit.
    And how Captain Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio were probably friends before the Great Turf War. The Inkling talking with an Octoling in one of the sunken scrolls has Captain Cuttlefish's hat, badges and Bambozler/cane, and the Octoling he is talking with is wearing DJ Octavio's hat/helmet and is holding a wasabi plant.

    • @christinastarcloud5312
      @christinastarcloud5312 6 років тому +12

      Oh cod ( sorry ) I forgot about the bender. Did Tatar really kill over 10,000 people? But yeah, kinda makes sense since you do die from the ooze causes it's not like ink ( Agent 8 actually dies from the ooze in the final 8 levels/phases, that's why Marina, Pearl, and the Cap'n panic every time you get "splatted" ) Splatoon is WAY darker than I remember. Also nice info on the Octavio and Cuttlefish part, glad I'm not the only one in this comment section who thinks that.

    • @christinastarcloud5312
      @christinastarcloud5312 6 років тому +6

      Oh wait wait wait, don't forget about Salmon Run. What does Mr. Grizz do with those poor salmon eggs?

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 6 років тому +10

      Poor? Salmonids are basically feral and salmons eat squids and octopi in wild life, guess what those things want to do to Inklings? I'm more worried that Grizz could start making salmonids under his control, which kind of sound cool for a DLC like octo Expansion.

    • @dakrabking
      @dakrabking 3 роки тому

      @@christinastarcloud5312 do you ever wonder if you would be able to survive it if you could make your character lie down

    • @dakrabking
      @dakrabking 3 роки тому

      @@TheRatedOniChannel what about the technology they use to splat inklings and octolings

  • @neondemonir
    @neondemonir 6 років тому +65

    When I saw hatoful boyfriend I started cackling, I remember my friend explaining to me the entire plot of the game at like 3 am it took an entire night to explain it and I was horrified.

    • @LordBucketsMK2
      @LordBucketsMK2 2 роки тому +2

      What’s the game called?

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak Рік тому +2

      @@LordBucketsMK2hatoful boyfriend. Game grumps have at least some episodes. I’m sure there are others.

  • @atticusbulan3508
    @atticusbulan3508 6 років тому +491

    Slime rancher isn't necessarily a dystopia. It's just like the current world but with more technology

    • @Jeliwood05
      @Jeliwood05 6 років тому +2

      atticus bulan 🖒

    • @mikes9700
      @mikes9700 6 років тому +8

      atticus bulan see he gets it one like = slime rancher is of the list

    • @mikes9700
      @mikes9700 6 років тому +6

      And slimes

    • @astrophelX
      @astrophelX 6 років тому +22

      atticus bulan So what you're saying is; we assholes got better at being assholes, so we expanded to other planets? Also, I think it's referring to Earth as a dystopia, not the world we're on in Slime Rancher, and we're fueling the wars on Earth to get rich. Besides, I think the game turns the planet you're on into a dystopia. Haven't watched much on it so forgive me if I'm wrong.

    • @atticusbulan3508
      @atticusbulan3508 6 років тому +4

      Melody Song
      I meant earth. I suck at being specific

  • @alohadoodlez
    @alohadoodlez 6 років тому +168

    What about oxtra/oxbox?
    We all know Jane's a tyrannical ruler, but Ellen and Luke are so adorable!

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 6 років тому +30

      Jane can be adorable and tyrannical. She's talented enough to do both. Andy's a heartless silent assasin with a penchant for singing Disney songs and Mike just wants to watch the world burn in a really cool way. I'm not sure we can trust any pf them.

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 6 років тому +23

      well :
      Mike is a pyromaniac with a soft spot for explosions
      Andy is an immortal vampire who went through a pirate phase (with all the killing and looting that implies)
      Luke has a massive multiple personality disorder, one version being evil and wearing turtlenecks,
      Ellen... well she's the cutest, so probably the most dangerous. _beware of the Ellenning !!!_

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 6 років тому +2

      So does that mean Jane is the safest option?

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 6 років тому +8

      mhJazz93 - nah she's just the most honest

    • @Sol-mr1lv
      @Sol-mr1lv 6 років тому +2

      Well, Ellen can get quite violent when she's playing Overcooked with other members of the OX teams.
      And Luke has an evil clone from a parallel universe.

  • @xonirix
    @xonirix 5 років тому +107

    Hatoful boyfriend!
    Finally somebody noticed that surprisingly deep game

    • @Kaatze14
      @Kaatze14 5 років тому +6

      Dominik Ciepłuch it’s a Great weird and funny Game. I enjoyed it (until the dark story begins)

    • @xanecho
      @xanecho 5 років тому +9

      Don't forget the sequel, Holiday Star! Don't know how I was somehow taken by surprise AGAIN, but it sure happened

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 роки тому +6

      As someone who works at an aviary I became very unsettled to say the least.

    • @aliasalias8905
      @aliasalias8905 3 роки тому

      Yeah!
      I loved that game it deserves way more recognition

  • @TheIceCreamWizard
    @TheIceCreamWizard 6 років тому +225

    Where is Kirby he’s a killing eating theft machine

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 5 років тому

      Idk

    • @maxwellmegagamer8535
      @maxwellmegagamer8535 5 років тому +1

      Also his stomach is a black hole
      (Found in the anime I think)

    • @crazycrew1284
      @crazycrew1284 5 років тому +3

      He only eats people who are evil

    • @evankearns3116
      @evankearns3116 5 років тому +2

      In Kirby 64 it has a Frozen over planet earth

    • @LUNCHLEAMs
      @LUNCHLEAMs 4 роки тому +4

      Plus, the bosses are *STRAIGHT FROM HELL*

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 6 років тому +37

    If you think about it, it's likely the reason the Toads aren't rising up against Princess Peach is because they're just grateful that they aren't pieces of scenery.

    • @kusaisama
      @kusaisama 3 роки тому +2

      Wow...that's DARK.
      Also the toads are underpaid.

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 5 років тому +29

    So glad aquatic life evolved and developed a fascination with J-pop in Splatoon.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 років тому +136

    Oh my God....no wonder those bricks had so much stuff in them - we were emptying their former owners' wallets!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 років тому +11

      Worse, we're either murdering the poor ones or graverobbing their corpses. It's essentially The Purge: Mushroom Kingdom.

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 6 років тому +2

      Actually the ones with multiple hits are mass graves

  • @noodlepudding3464
    @noodlepudding3464 5 років тому +45

    At first I thought “HOW IS MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIMES ON HERE” and after I looked away from my screen and rethought my life.

    • @xanecho
      @xanecho 5 років тому +1

      same here

  • @legocorvo8699
    @legocorvo8699 6 років тому +49

    I mean to be fair people were probably already going into Hatoful Boyfriend with the vague suspicion something was a little off. Then again I didn't try to seduce a load of doves in high school so maybe I'm the weirdo here.

  • @sybellastone
    @sybellastone 6 років тому +24

    I just assume that when Mario breaks the bricks, he is freeing the Toads. The pieces of the bricks reform back into toads off screen. It helps me sleep at night.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +2

      The later games suggest this. It also sugests some blocks just form naturally

  • @jamesclack7004
    @jamesclack7004 4 роки тому +11

    7:32 After doing a lot of thinking I've concluded that the fossilised human is meant to be YOU as I'm pretty sure Splatoon is a Wii U exclusive, and the fossil is holding said Wii U.

  • @ammex7444
    @ammex7444 6 років тому +85

    You know when I started the video I thought how could a dating sim about birds be dark in any way and wow

    • @captainacorn7885
      @captainacorn7885 5 років тому +1

      Hey Yang....how's it goin

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 років тому +2

      You know it's a Japanese game when it's something wierd like pigion dating sim.

  • @adamhodgson4580
    @adamhodgson4580 6 років тому +28

    Andy's reaction to the slimes in the trenchcoat implies a yet to be revealed alter ego, always wondered what he did in his spare time.

    • @kendoyle
      @kendoyle 6 років тому +3

      Ajay Likely to be a Private Investigator trying to track down subpar punnage

    • @adamhodgson4580
      @adamhodgson4580 6 років тому +1

      Ken Doyle My thoughts exactly.

  • @erinmiller1433
    @erinmiller1433 4 роки тому +27

    “Trust us when we say that dating a pigeon is a bad idea.”
    (insert Nikola Tesla joke here)

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 6 років тому +753

    Life advice for you all. If its cute and cuddly, it'll probably chew the flesh from your bones. So beware... Especially of Ellen :P

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +22

      Caitlin RC yeah, just look at dogs and cats! One moment they love you, the next you're bleeding from your hand

    • @tommydoez
      @tommydoez 6 років тому +7

      So the research on why we smoosh cute things which it says is because we don't know what to do with cute things is false, IT'S AN ACTUAL INSTINCT TO FOLLOW

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 6 років тому +14

      yeah, I learned that lesson with the xenomorph... (wait, you guys find it cute too, right ? guys ?)

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +7

      Yes, if not for their murderous urges Xenos would make great pets. :D

    • @smileypsyykotic3706
      @smileypsyykotic3706 6 років тому +18

      I really don't know why, but having the flesh chewed from my bones by Ellen doesn't seem like such a bad way to go... Jane, on the other hand, would probably find some way to make it even more painful and humiliating than it already is.

  • @spiritofchaos58
    @spiritofchaos58 6 років тому +63

    What about Katamari Damacy? You are forced to put a ball of living humans and trash into space because your abusive drunk of a father demands you do so.

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 6 років тому +7

      SpiritofChaos
      That's not so bad because not only do they survive, they also enjoy it.

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 6 років тому +3

      I'm not to convinced of that. They're clearly flailing in terror when you ball them up...

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 6 років тому +3

      Primarina Queen
      *cough*
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Love_Katamari

    • @takatacheroki2624
      @takatacheroki2624 5 років тому +2

      @@disarisumbrus4492 * reads the wiki article * Wait wait wait... They use the EARTH as a katamari and push it INTO the SUN?!?!

  • @NotHereAnymkreLolll
    @NotHereAnymkreLolll 5 років тому +49

    This is old but...what about kirby??
    Cute but...magolor...dark matter....haltman...marx...i could keep going

    • @SuperPlacido1
      @SuperPlacido1 5 років тому

      Big blood eyes!

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 роки тому +1

      NOT TO MENTION THAT A LITERAL BUTTERFLY HAS BEEN TRYING TO EAT THE SOUL OF THE GREATEST FIGHTER FOR YEARS NOW!

    • @_.rainydays._
      @_.rainydays._ 3 роки тому

      indeed indeed indeed...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

  • @laurasaurus7399
    @laurasaurus7399 6 років тому +55

    "it belongs in a museum". Is Luke talking about the human or the Wiiu?

  • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
    @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 6 років тому +150

    Pikmin are harmless. Before Olimar showed up they were at the bottom of the food chain

    • @Koenna99
      @Koenna99 6 років тому +6

      What about the Bulbmin?

    • @Koenna99
      @Koenna99 6 років тому +7

      Still Pikmin so yes they do count

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 6 років тому +3

      mkoch99 bulbmin? Never came across them what do they do?

    • @tylerherr4288
      @tylerherr4288 6 років тому +8

      their a rare strain of pikmin that are in fact parasitic and has inhabited and controls the deceased body of a bulborb

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 6 років тому +1

      Tyler Herr oh, where do they stay at night or are they 1 use pikmin?

  • @tfwagner81
    @tfwagner81 5 років тому +20

    at the end dont forget he COULD be freeing trapped souls of to heaven

  • @Rahat-tw8vg
    @Rahat-tw8vg 6 років тому +75

    1) You should look at the Luigi's Mansion cut gameover screen
    2) I think showing the Pikmin 1 bad ending would have been relevant for this video.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 6 років тому +6

      Rahat Good point. Especially the bad ending.

    • @josephwilkins238
      @josephwilkins238 5 років тому

      What about the liquid like bosses that appear e.g. waterwraith

  • @MrToasty9000
    @MrToasty9000 6 років тому +74

    what about Kirby? isnt there a planet that looks eerily similar to Earth, only frozen over and populated entirely by robots in abandoned factories? paints a pretty clear picture of what might have happened to its previous residents

    • @Crystalluss
      @Crystalluss 6 років тому +13

      And that's only scratching the surface of how messed up Kirby games can be.

    • @ultrainstinctshaggy7202
      @ultrainstinctshaggy7202 6 років тому +1

      Example of how creepy Kirby can be: Lord Hyness unhooded

    • @97dusk
      @97dusk 6 років тому +4

      Yup. Shiver Star from Kirby and the Crystal Shards.
      Though, as stated previously, that's only scratching the surface. I'll always take a frozen planet populated by robots over ripping out a boss's eye, in a literal bloody storm, with a weapon that supposedly uses the power of love any day.

    • @Cheese_Wizard7
      @Cheese_Wizard7 6 років тому

      Quinn O'Grady A homestuck? In this comment section? Its more likely than you think.

    • @_justincredible_
      @_justincredible_ 6 років тому +1

      dufe look at kirby himself he eats other creatures on his way of kicking butt

  • @imayeti.4674
    @imayeti.4674 5 років тому +32

    THEY GOt MY TOnsILS I REpeAt ThEY GOt DA TOnSILS

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING 6 років тому +29

    You squeeze a Pikachu by his cheeks like that, you're going to get zapped.
    That's where it makes its electricity.

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan 6 років тому +4

      I do love that that happens in the games where you can pet them. You pet a Pikachu's cheeks, you get shocked... and the Pikachu has an amazing troll grin the whole time.

    • @barbaramontesino1
      @barbaramontesino1 6 років тому

      Ok never touch a pikachu

  • @McDDcM
    @McDDcM 6 років тому +102

    A murder mystery? What's so mysterious about a flock of crows?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +6

      What they did with your stuff. :p Crows are already some of the smartest animals in the world. Make them even smarter and they'll take over.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 6 років тому +9

      Adam McDDcM Nothing much but those Ravens are cooking up a conspiracy and are being very unkind. I'm not sure anyone will get that joke but oh well

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 6 років тому +6

      They leave no 'ovoid'ence. The murder scene rock(dove)s you to the caw. It's always murder most fowl.

    • @CasualNotice
      @CasualNotice 6 років тому +7

      @lenzio: The rooks in Parliament have received your joke and are considering their options.

    • @danielhooper152
      @danielhooper152 6 років тому +1

      In the words of Andy; "Boo!"

  • @byronholt2031
    @byronholt2031 5 років тому +16

    When you thought the bird dating simulator couldn't get weirder...

  • @ironicdutchmoonshade1394
    @ironicdutchmoonshade1394 6 років тому +79

    What about 10-year-old kids making money with dogfights between, among others, giant spearbees, giant cannonturtles and camels with vulcanos on their back. Face it: the Pokémon world should look more like the world of Fallout.

    • @npc6924
      @npc6924 6 років тому +7

      And beedrill, blastoise, and camerupt aren't even the most dangerous things in the Pokemon world (they're around medium-low levels in-game)

    • @johnmasek2416
      @johnmasek2416 6 років тому +7

      NPC Indeed. Gyrados goes on rampages that leave miles of devestation; in a world were more than half the population has pokemon. Hydregon is potentially worse, as it also rampages... and is most likely going to be at a higher level. And then there are the legendaries. Shaymin has destroyed entire forests with seed flare. It's one of the weakest, lore-wise, as this group also includes things that erase the memories of anyone who looks it in the eye, trap everyone nearby in endless nightmares, control time and space, are the avatar of death, and created the universe. And yes, you can catch all of them.

    • @Reicha
      @Reicha 6 років тому +5

      john masek AND feed them pokepuffs! :D Who's a good avatar of death? You are, yes youuu are

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому

      Probably more like Reign of Fire.
      The entire world feared him as his dragons turned everything into ash and consumed them. In desperation, the humans launched all their nukes, but this only gave the dragons more to eat. Red, somehow having survived the nuclear holocaust, has returned to claim the lands the remaining few humans cling to. Humans hide underground, eating what few rodents and insects still exist. They are poorly equipped, demoralized, diseased and starving. The hour is dark and the situation dire.
      T H E S E C O N D F I R E I S C O M I N G

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 6 років тому +44

    I was kinda scared about playing Hatoful Boyfriend but I might give it a try.
    I'm still not touching Doki Doki Literature Club though. That game's a little too real for me....

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 6 років тому +1

      Thanks for the advice! I went to the Steam page and saw that it had a warning and thought, "Hmm...maybe nooooot...."
      I do hear good things about it though. I think there might be a sequel coming out (I saw a Game Theory about it) that might be dark from the get-go and I might give that one a try. Maybe.

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 років тому +2

      My boyfriend and I played it (it was like a free trial thing) and we got to finish two maybe three endings but after that the trial ran out. We did have a few Theories based on the archive articles, that we were the last human remaining and it was a post-apocalyptic world ruled by birds etc. But we never did find out the ending... Well until now I did, I didn't even notice it was on the spoilers list but I'm kinda sad that I watched the whole thing :/

  • @rinthetrashbin
    @rinthetrashbin 5 років тому +31

    Pikmin eating tonsils? Well I don’t have tonsils so....
    Nothing to worry about here!

  • @2013Fangirl
    @2013Fangirl 6 років тому +12

    What about Grey Goo from Tasty Planet? It was supposed to be a prototype bathroom cleaner, but the more it eats, the more it grows! Those adorable eyes look through your soul before it gobbles you up.

  • @allegedlyfalse6779
    @allegedlyfalse6779 6 років тому +13

    General rule of thumb I've found with Nintendo games in particular: the more cutesy it seems, the darker it really is.
    Kirby and Earthbound are both full of existential nightmares from the outer veils invading cutesy, colorful worlds; Pokemon's Pokedex entries reveal the creatures are a lot more dangerous than you'd think; Splatoon, Pikmin, and Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker take place in post-apocalyptic landscapes; even the Mario series dives into existential dilemmas and horror surprisingly often.

  • @Sableguy97
    @Sableguy97 5 років тому +12

    7:24 for someone who decided to spend their last moments in life playing a wii U, they look awfully fit

  • @thenyansquidman
    @thenyansquidman 6 років тому +29

    Actually here's a slight correction on the slime rancher part they are generally happy except when not fed they don't need food only want it because if you don't feed them they don't die and finally yes the plorts are used for war and such but they are also used for clean energy sources

    • @Jeliwood05
      @Jeliwood05 6 років тому

      The Nyan Squid Man, is it alright if I quote you when explaining the game to my friends? You seem to give a great explanation.

  • @Megamean09
    @Megamean09 6 років тому +258

    "For more intel, we have to refer to the game's manual. Oh, sorry, a manual was a piece of tree hammered flat on which were game instructions that you used to read in the car on the way back from the game shop. A car is what we used to call an Uber, and a game shop is kind of like an Amazon.com made of bricks..."

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 6 років тому +19

      Hahaha. I remember those times. I also remember going to school in the snow uphill both ways. Wonderful times.

    • @Rahat-tw8vg
      @Rahat-tw8vg 6 років тому +6

      Skelespook yeah I see what you mean I don't like it when dialogue sounds "too scripted" but the joke wasn't that bad

    • @OkSharkey
      @OkSharkey 6 років тому +2

      Back in my day 10 minutes ago, some guy in a video said that

    • @breuther
      @breuther 6 років тому +2

      The joke is a little offensive.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 6 років тому +5

      Sand Person No it isn’t.

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 5 років тому +39

    Owns a WiiU... Guess I belong in a museum

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 5 років тому +1

      Hey, I'm now looking to buy one.

    • @Solarstormflare
      @Solarstormflare 5 років тому +1

      how else could i play zelda botw? lol. too broke for a switch

    • @atticusblack974
      @atticusblack974 5 років тому +4

      I belong in a museum I own a game boy color

    • @xaviesnondo7612
      @xaviesnondo7612 5 років тому +5

      @@atticusblack974 A Playstation 1, a Nintendo 64... i am getting old... ;-;

    • @theutubepower1243
      @theutubepower1243 5 років тому +2

      Lol i have both a wii u and a gameboy color

  • @kaimera420
    @kaimera420 6 років тому +25

    I can't believe Mike, the world's only owner of a wii U, got featured in Splatoon lore. Shame about the whole being a fossil thing, but still!

    • @hamstergoddess1344
      @hamstergoddess1344 6 років тому +2

      My name is Mike?!

    • @DropkickedBarracuda
      @DropkickedBarracuda 6 років тому +1

      Hamster Goddess I didn't believe you owned a Wii u at first, but the lack of intelligence a person must have to not know their own name makes it possible.

    • @hamstergoddess1344
      @hamstergoddess1344 6 років тому

      James Sheridan I take offense to that lol

  • @Fr0zenEagle
    @Fr0zenEagle 6 років тому +103

    I once saw the cutest little thing when we were on vacation in Canada to visit my aunt. Of course, me being only 7 years old at the time, I immediately ran up to it and started petting and cuddling it. My parents didn't really notice, until they heard me scream.
    Turns out the cute little thing was actually a small bear, which nearly bit two of my fingers off when my hand came too close to its snout. Six broken bones and years later (I'm 20 now), one joint is still a bit crooked.

    • @Geek-LDS
      @Geek-LDS 6 років тому +27

      Fr0zenEagle
      Bears are incredibly cute monsters.

    • @willhuey4891
      @willhuey4891 6 років тому +15

      they are cute until they try to maul you

    • @CasualNotice
      @CasualNotice 6 років тому +38

      No, they're still cute, then. Just cute and licking the blood off their fuzzy-wuzzy fur.

    • @Bluebedo
      @Bluebedo 6 років тому +15

      Makes you wonder what humanity is thinking with the concept of teddy bears. Trying to kill off our own young to control overpopulation or something?

    • @christophersmith8316
      @christophersmith8316 6 років тому +18

      Bluebedo You were SUPPOSED to be practicing bear strangling all those years.

  • @NinjaKIngAce
    @NinjaKIngAce 6 років тому +6

    And that's not even mentioning what happens in Splatoon 2's Octo Expansion DLC.

  • @Heartshapedbox81
    @Heartshapedbox81 6 років тому +27

    Wait did Luke just squeeze Pikachu's cheeks? That's also an inadvisable thing to do just because something is cute lest one wants to get shocked

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 6 років тому +123

    Viva piñata for sure is a horrifying glimpse into the future...

    • @tenshi3
      @tenshi3 6 років тому +19

      Capturing and breeding animals just so they can be smashed apart for their innards, I'd say this game merits inclusion...

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 6 років тому +15

      Ah yes, the game about animal capture, breeding, incest, and beating to death with a magic shovel. The review of this game on X-Play back in the day was even darker than usual. I could swear I remember the camera zooming in for a closeup on a horse pinata's tear-filled eye just before it exploded into candy.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +5

      KeybladeMaster Katsu I forgot about that. Not to mention, in the first game when you see stardos, he looks creepy af.

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 6 років тому +10

      Psychonauts,
      Suicide Milk Bombers, child abuse, burning orphanages,
      The only thing that could make this world more terrifying is if it had giant sea monsters or something....... *WAIT WHAT!!!!*

    • @travisroth
      @travisroth 6 років тому

      OHMYGOD YES. THIS.

  • @peachesplums
    @peachesplums 3 роки тому +5

    the thing about cars is that on the first film is that there's a highway that exists in our world but was built in living memory in the Cars universe

  • @froginatub
    @froginatub 6 років тому +14

    3:55 : he says, as I am eating the omelette i JUST made for breakfast. Swear to god my hand stopped on its way to my open mouth like I was a shocked cartoon character. (I then continued to eat the omelette becuase it's delicious & I need my protien!)

  • @bidoof367
    @bidoof367 6 років тому +19

    16:52 okay, but can we talk about how peach is a toad in the manual?

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 роки тому

      How about that crown item that turns Toadette into some of sort of Peach simulacrum? That caused quite a stir when it was revealed.

  • @obliveratrix8917
    @obliveratrix8917 3 роки тому +6

    Hollow Knight. I know it's obviously an evil nightmaric dystopia, but please notice that the art style is cute. Also, notice how they use nails, lamposts and even homes, all the same ways humans did, yet not a single human being exists in the game. Interesting.

  • @BeeLy1011
    @BeeLy1011 6 років тому +16

    6:32 Actually, the ink is broken down by microbes, according to a sunken scroll

  • @DavidTokugi44
    @DavidTokugi44 6 років тому +24

    No mention of the Kirby and the Crystal Shard? Nintendo really likes putting Earth in apocalyptic situations

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 6 років тому

      As much as Ubisoft puts America in its death throes with Far Cry 5 and the Division.

    • @barbaramontesino1
      @barbaramontesino1 6 років тому

      FUCK YOU

    • @guerafossilfightersfan
      @guerafossilfightersfan 6 років тому

      there we go someone who agrees with me

    • @seanpaul9808
      @seanpaul9808 6 років тому

      cough cough *fallout* cough cough

    • @ProtoMekka
      @ProtoMekka 6 років тому

      Sean Paul this is more of an unexpected kind of dark backstory fallout doesn’t really fit in the category

  • @aguywithoutalife7346
    @aguywithoutalife7346 5 років тому +10

    “It belongs in a mueseum”
    Busting out Indiana Jones references I see

  • @ProtagonistVon
    @ProtagonistVon 6 років тому +24

    I’m glad Hatoful Boyfriend is here, it truly is a cutesy game with nothing wrong.
    Oh... wrong video.

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 6 років тому +4

      Protagonist Von Badperson Isn't there an ending where everyone gets nuked?

    • @crocodilerock4662
      @crocodilerock4662 6 років тому +8

      It was the doki doki literature club before doki doki literature club

    • @Gkvfflowergirl
      @Gkvfflowergirl 6 років тому +4

      I remember my first time playing the game thinking it was just something silly and I'd have a good laugh. I still laughed... Until my character got beheaded.

    • @Notcertifiable
      @Notcertifiable 6 років тому +1

      Protagonist Von Badperson that bit creeped me out quite a bit

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 6 років тому +54

    Actually my little pony is pretty unsettling too when you realize how many livestock byproducts they use I.e. leather, jello, Marshmallows, etc... They may as well be cannibals

    • @Geek-LDS
      @Geek-LDS 6 років тому +6

      Makarosc 666
      I’m almost positive that they use different methods than we do to make all of those products!

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 6 років тому +16

      VG Philosophy that's what they want you to think

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +4

      well.... I don't remember cows and chickens being sentient in that fictional universe, so.....

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 6 років тому +4

      Mar Hawkman cows are sentient chickens aren't

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 6 років тому

      Jasper Zanovich uhm I'm guessing yes

  • @jenniferharris4997
    @jenniferharris4997 5 років тому +10

    When I saw a yellow pikmin in the thumbnail Inwas like, "I'm throwing away my wii!"

  • @ragnorokgirl8920
    @ragnorokgirl8920 6 років тому +18

    Well, when you consider the environment slimes naturally live in, the largos make more sense. They can eat more kinds of food, and gain more abilities making survival easier, and plorts may not be... you know. It could be energy stored for the transformations, specifically.

    • @ragnorokgirl8920
      @ragnorokgirl8920 6 років тому +1

      Also, tarrs handle populations of slimes, since it can get really crazy without them. They go away once they haven't eaten for long enough, which means there aren't enough slimes.

    • @yoshitotem
      @yoshitotem 5 років тому +1

      @@ragnorokgirl8920 Well that and Tarrs are also incredibly easy to get rid off, just splash with water and they die.
      Also, any respectable slime rancher who KNOWS what they are doing would NEVER allow an outbreak of Tarrs to
      occur on the main ranch. (by main ranch, i'm referring to the areas where you can build slime kennels and stuff like that)

    • @thereptile4139
      @thereptile4139 2 роки тому

      And gordos were formed to get more food, so slimes are used to being in close proximity to each other, and they get food consistently

  • @stevenn1940
    @stevenn1940 6 років тому +14

    Fine with slimerancher points above except for the following.
    One, Different *species* (yes, species) of slimes desire and seek out other types of plorts to consume naturally. So it's part of their established ecosystem.
    And 2, Yes, the plorts are valuable. Why else would you ranch them in the first place? Having the byproduct of your creature be more valuable than the creature itself? Yeah, seems like it could be better than say *the creature's dead body being more valuable than it being alive.* Like a cow.

    • @Jeliwood05
      @Jeliwood05 6 років тому +1

      Chrona Trigger You're really good at explaining things! 😄

    • @stevenn1940
      @stevenn1940 6 років тому +1

      Why thank you!

    • @OkSharkey
      @OkSharkey 6 років тому +1

      But not so good at knowing what "above" means

    • @stevenn1940
      @stevenn1940 6 років тому +1

      I corrected it to better fit what I meant :P

  • @brycesanders1561
    @brycesanders1561 3 роки тому +4

    Mother 3 deserves an honorable mention, I feel. Adorable pixel art and a soundtrack with tunes like "Bein' Friends" and "I Believe In You" is in stark contrast to the games storyline and themes. Your brother gets turned into a killer cyborg by the abused sociopathic child from Mother 2 that has preserved himself in a mechanical cradle for the last thousand years.

  • @plant3341
    @plant3341 6 років тому +16

    "...attend a prestigious highschool for birds!"
    UUUUMMMMM WAT?

  • @darkbpyz
    @darkbpyz 6 років тому +16

    How can you show Pikachu and then forget to mention Pokemon. The Pokemon main series games are set after a "Great War" as stated by Lt. Surge from Red and Blue and it also explains why there are so few adult males. Also the "Origin Story" of pokemon isnt much better either. An old sad guy killing hundreds of pokemon to revive his favorite pokemon. Pokemon is dark yall

  • @ryadinstormblessed8308
    @ryadinstormblessed8308 3 роки тому

    9:18 description of manuals, cars and game shops... freaking brilliant Andy!

  • @saturdazedreviews3591
    @saturdazedreviews3591 6 років тому +13

    Yay, Pikmin finally gets some love in an oxbox video! It's one of my favorite Nintendo series!

  • @supahshadow9
    @supahshadow9 6 років тому +18

    The thing is, Octarians and Inklings are actually beginning to share the land.

    • @LimSiege
      @LimSiege 6 років тому +2

      ...That is until the Inkling v Octoling Splatfest.

    • @breanna1959
      @breanna1959 6 років тому +1

      Zach Lim The Second Great -Race War- Turf War hath arrived.

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 6 років тому +1

      Yes, but the inkling vs octoling splatfest is just a reenactment of the original war.

    • @prinzkomi5490
      @prinzkomi5490 6 років тому +1

      eh, if you hear it from Tartar, neither species is worthy of continuing to exist anyway

    • @christinastarcloud5312
      @christinastarcloud5312 6 років тому

      Zach Lim Yeah but it was just a Splatfest, all fun and games. The players irl could of took it too far. But it really just means that squids are legally better.

  • @deoxysoverlord8710
    @deoxysoverlord8710 4 роки тому +3

    What is it with Nintendo and humans being wiped out/hated? In AC, there's only one human, in Splatoon, humans are extinct, in Pikmin, humans are extinct, in Pokemon, humans treat the little creatures like slaves, and in Kid Icarus, Viridi literally throws shade at the human race.

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 6 років тому +129

    Doki Doki Literature Club? Even though there was a brief warning at the beginning, nothing prepared me for everything that happened after the first two hours. It caused me an existential crisis and lead me to debate the fickleness of life, the course it is taking and the content of my daily routines.
    5/5, would let a dating sim mess with my mind again.

    • @spiritofchaos58
      @spiritofchaos58 6 років тому +24

      DDLC is deceptively cute, but it's horror is at the forefront. With these games (excluding the dating birds one), you can play the whole game and not realize the terrible reality within.

    • @vaibhavdalip
      @vaibhavdalip 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @TheBadassRaven
      @TheBadassRaven 6 років тому +11

      Also, DDLC isn't post-apocalyptic.

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 років тому +5

      TheBadassRaven 3692 **spoiler alert**
      In a way it was, everyone dies after every playthrough so to the girls it's always an literal end of the world as they know it. So the start of every game is in it's essence post apocalyptic, after the end of the world.

    • @ihavebread
      @ihavebread 6 років тому +3

      Gyrbae the only thing really dystopian about DDLC is the end where you are trapped in a never ending loop of time with Monika

  • @shinyneko8136
    @shinyneko8136 6 років тому +15

    Here's a video idea:
    Top 10 "cutesy" looking video game mascots that are anything *but* kid friendly.

  • @Mini_Squatch
    @Mini_Squatch 6 років тому +20

    also, i for one, prefer the cephalopod overlords to the robotic ones.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +11

      This is true. The inklings didn't kill off people, they just picked up the pieces afterwards.

  • @chrisbandicoot9552
    @chrisbandicoot9552 6 років тому +6

    The subject of this video is kinda like real life.
    When you're a baby/toddler everything seems cute and cuddly. Then you grow up and realise you're living in a dystopia.

  • @samualwatkins
    @samualwatkins 4 роки тому +4

    You shit gets weird when a situation can be described with the phrase “and then the sirens go off”.

  • @Inhaledcorn
    @Inhaledcorn 6 років тому +68

    Before watching, I'm betting most of the games on the list will belong to Nintendo.

    • @adamthechao9519
      @adamthechao9519 6 років тому +10

      CORRECT!

    • @mihnea5111
      @mihnea5111 6 років тому +3

      3 out of 7 games are the "most"? That's not even half!

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 6 років тому +4

      Given the other four games are all from different companies, Nintendo still comes out as the clear winner(?) when it comes to game worlds that are secretly horrifying.

  • @michaelgirodat1062
    @michaelgirodat1062 6 років тому +9

    Harvest Moon is the ultimate in hidden horrorshow honorifics. Under all the cute livestock, calming atmosphere, making friends with quirky townsfolk.... on second thought, anyone have a Human to Digital Adorable Sprite Transmogrifier?

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 6 років тому

      Michael Girodat ...’specially with petty gods and demigods roping the humans into their squabbles, and the areas literally DYING because “there’s not enough humans”...or how they’ll fight and feud over food, or how an entire island DIES and you gotta repopulate it after shipwrecking (and only 5 people survive said wreck)...or how some towns are “Nobody can ever seem to leave and everyone’s depressed because of it”...and how half the love-interests are lowkey abusive (or how you can get away with dating the entire town)...

    • @michaelgirodat1062
      @michaelgirodat1062 6 років тому

      I don't know what you're talking about but I like the Harvest Moon series. Have since the first one and I still have to try Stardew Valley at some point. That game looks awesome too.

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 6 років тому

      I love Harvest Moon, too (admittedly only played AWL, IoH, and ToTT) ...but there’s some pretty dark and/or shady stuff already existing in-game. That...and all my friends and I have a pretty wry, morbid sense of humor. So when we weren’t snarking at plotholes and implications, we intentionally RP’d much darker settings during recess (or in fanfics). And the other games I didn’t get the chance to play...aren’t much better. Still great for DarkHumorFodder and enjoyable gameplay, though

    • @michaelgirodat1062
      @michaelgirodat1062 6 років тому +1

      lol I can agree with you there. I never paid a whole lot of attention to the plots for the games cause I always just wanted to get back to my farm but I do recall it being very odd. The damn cows and sheep are so cute, though lol

  • @amy-clarefidgett6505
    @amy-clarefidgett6505 5 років тому

    I am amazed oxbox and oxtra have time to make any new videos, what with all the letter and email writing, and follow up they engage in.
    Amazed, and grateful.

  • @BLUE48552
    @BLUE48552 6 років тому +8

    Can we talk about how he was using a aerospray...
    IN RANKED!?!

  • @kirathefourth
    @kirathefourth 6 років тому +28

    Ok I wanted to spread the news about this game I love, but it is not popular at all. And I think it should be.
    There’s this game I love called dreaming Mary. You play as a young girl named Mary in a dream, of course. A bit of the same premise as Yume Nikki, but it’s so different.
    I don’t wanna spoil the game, but let’s just say the pink and bubbly dream isn’t as nice as it looks.

  • @jonomarshall2208
    @jonomarshall2208 5 років тому +6

    16:10
    The words that will spell the end of the universe as we know it.

  • @IamaPERSON
    @IamaPERSON 6 років тому +90

    Typed this before finishing the video, I better see kirby Edit: minor spoilers, no Kirby.

    • @c2_pikalee73
      @c2_pikalee73 6 років тому +3

      I am a PERSON yeah Kirby 64

    • @aveoki9102
      @aveoki9102 6 років тому +1

      Lol I typed my comment when I got the reminder so I typed it after I watched so I didn’t see this.

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 6 років тому +11

      A sentient black hole is not sad enough for this episode

    • @TheFirstAifos
      @TheFirstAifos 6 років тому +6

      Seriously. First, the entire galaxy is almost destroyed, and then when it’s saved the saviors are genocided..

    • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
      @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 6 років тому +2

      I am a PERSON Kirby 64 ... Shiver Star --> Dead Earth frozen over.

  • @HameleoshaDeHoga
    @HameleoshaDeHoga 6 років тому +32

    Slimes don't poop plorts, or are you saying that the whole slime is a big butt? Plorts can come from every part of the slime, head, back, left, right, face, and etc. Ithink they are just allocate plorts from their skin, not pooping

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 6 років тому +12

      They're slimes. I'm surprised they have any orifices at all. They probably just excrete waste from whatever surface they please.
      So maybe not feces in the strictest sense, but it's still waste.

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 6 років тому

      They excrete waste and eat waste

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 6 років тому

    I have watched three videos from this channel while doing some chores at the house and I'm happy to see them as now I'm about to subscribe. A couple of other games I'd like to mention are Kirby 64 because of shiver plant looking a lot like a frozen Earth with machines ruling. And a much less known N64 game that actually had a pretty hilarious commercial when it came out that's made by Ubisoft and you could tell by how the character looks like in comparison to Rayman, a game called tonic trouble.

  • @oucyan
    @oucyan 6 років тому +21

    Kirby 64, Shiver Star is a frozen earth

    • @AstralToastie
      @AstralToastie 5 років тому +1

      Among many many other things that happened in kirby lore.

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 6 років тому +28

    "oh right because it's brimming with human skeletons" actually it's because they evolved to be unable to swim... Nintendo everyone, they just love evolving things to have worse survival capabilities

  • @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea
    @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea 5 років тому +3

    Kirby. In that universe, the entirety of earth has frozen over from some sort of nuclear winter.

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep 6 років тому +22

    "average person eats 3 Pikmin a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 Pikmin per year. Pikmin Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

    • @OkSharkey
      @OkSharkey 6 років тому

      i think adn counts

  • @unemilifleur
    @unemilifleur 6 років тому +7

    Pikmin 2 was my first pikmin game and it seemed obvious to me that it was Earth. There are many many treasures that are known brands... like the very first treasure, a Duracell battery. I just assumed that the humans were still there, we just don’t see them because we’re so tiny.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +1

      that's what i was wondering. Daisies are the size of trees compared to the spaceman who's the main. that 7Up cap is big enough for him to sit in it!

    • @fishingbigfoot1188
      @fishingbigfoot1188 6 років тому +1

      In the first game you can collect a Geiger counter (A device that measures radiation) and it says that the planet is radioactive.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +1

      How radioactive though? IRL Earth IS radioactive, just not very.

    • @fishingbigfoot1188
      @fishingbigfoot1188 6 років тому +1

      Radioactive enough to wipe out all humans.

    • @unemilifleur
      @unemilifleur 6 років тому +1

      How do you know Fishing Bigfoot? I didn't see any gradation and olimar doesn't even know what it'fs for... It could pick up tiny levels of radiation and beep because it's dangerous to Olimar...