Remy Shows Cardi B Where Her Taxes Go (Bodak Yellow Parody)
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- After Cardi B launched a taxation tirade against Uncle Sam on Instagram, Remy took on the challenge of explaining what's happening with all her money.
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'Bodak Yellow’ parody written and Performed by Remy
Shot and edited by Austin Bragg
Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Beat by JEOnTheButtons.
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LYRICS:
Thirty grand for a table
Where Ben Carson loves to eat
640 dollars for the
Louboutin of toilet seats
So many whips you’d think
you were watching 50 Shades of Grey
Plus the Seven billion every year
We send to TSA
I don’t dance no
I make tummies move
See I don’t gotta dance
I make tummies move
800 thousand for the homeless
Not the homeless Monkey drool
Plus 80 million for a hotel
But that hotel’s in Kabul
You say you
Wanna know where it go?
Let’s find out and see
Cardi B
Billion dollars gone
Don’t know where it be
It in the club?
That’s what happens when you
Give to D.C. spenders
As much a chance of getting paid back
As Evan McMullin’s vendors
Forty Grand for an app
That shows an arrow every time
Ain’t seen an app so overvalued
Since that time I purchased Vine
Plus billions more that we give
To folks we deem are really smart
For a pyramid that tells you
"Don’t forget to eat your carbs!”
Grope your pants and
Take your money too
Grope your pants and
Take your money too
The tax code is the worst thing scribbled
Since Ben Affleck’s back tattoo
"If you put government in charge of the Sahara desert, pretty soon it's going to run out of sand".
-- Milton Friedman
@@evangrey4737 That's not his theory. Trickle-down economics is a strawman.
@@evangrey4737 Never existed. Trickle down isn't a thing in economics. It is just a piece of rhetoric and you ate it whole and try to regurgitate it.
@ThisIsEfrika they would over bureaucratize it, have to start importing sand from other places, as they called their sand "reserves". Then they would ask for subsidies pushing that sand has created jobs, and we need to keep the sand sector afloat by injecting billions of tax dollars.
@@evangrey4737 Where my negative income tax?
@@thisguy2114
Or when farmers are subsidized and then paid to dispose of the excess produce keeping prices stable. Sure stable prices are great for some. The average productive member of the society has little time for pondering the unintended consiquences of subsidy policy.
Only Government could waste other people's money that well.
Blitzmaschine what’s not to hate about the government
Blitzmaschine wouldn't supporting the government make you the sheep? It's the governments fault the elite you speak of have so much power. Government intervention usually only helps the very rich
Blitzmaschine they don't control the elite they help it. Heavy regulations hurt small businesses more than they hurt large corporations. Therefore the existing elite have less competition and they can do what they want. If there was more competition it would be harder to get away with shitty business policies.
blitzmaschine what elites? isnt the government the elite? if you mean CEOs then know i dont care about them too because when they spend money on shit they dont need they are responsible for their actions and its their own money. when the government does that its our own money and they arent responsible for shit.
Everybody will do that when you can spend other people's money without accountability
Wish more people would ask this simple question
It’s literally the smartest thing I’ve heard Cardi say.
@@seanharris2463 The only smart thing XD
@@seanharris2463 And she still backed Quid Pro Joe.
@@Exxeron-ob3tv well she wanted to stay black. She ain't black if she has a question who she was gonna vote for.
At this point, can we definitively say, Remy is THE king of musical parody? I think we can. I do.
Billy Wardlaw weird Al yancovich
Question... have you ever watched NIGAHIGA?
He is closing the gap on Weird Al.
Weird AL is still king, but Remy holds a dukedom to he sure.
Rucka Rucka
Remy is pure gold. Don't ever give him up. Don't ever let him down.
Rick Rolling it!
Now he needs to make another parody using that song.
Am I the only one that thinks this guys got more rap talent then a large pool of actual rappers? Looking at you mumble rappers lol
This is how mumble rap is really made: ua-cam.com/video/ZCPwpcurYns/v-deo.html
i am never disappointed by anything remy posts, i just wish this was longer!
Taxation is theft, no matter if you’re Rich or Poor.
codebebop whether your name is Richard or Porcupine?
Free to go live somewhere without taxes. Or live offgrid and never pay taxes. Nothing to tax? no Taxes
TheWeakMinded You're not free to do that.
Actually, you are. There is little any entity will actually do to track you down when you owe next to nothing. No income? No income tax. Nothing bought? No sales tax. The list goes on. And do you really think any govt entity is going to track you into the middle of the wilderness because you are living somewhere you 'can't'? In many cases you can't entirely avoid taxes, but if oyu think it is theft, go live in a way they can't steal it. If you are so delusional that is
What about a consumption tax?
"I don't gotta dance, I make tummies move" -- deadddddd LMAO
US Government: *Gives Cardi B receipt*
Cardi B: I never learned how to read
When I was in the Air Force, I worked in Acquisitions. We had a team of about 40 managing the acquisition of an avionics box. One of the members of our team was a civilian near retirement, and he told me that when he first started in the AF in the 60s, he managed two projects of the same size as a team of himself. If this is what it was like in the 90s, imagine what it must be today. Now multiply that by every government agency in existence. You have no idea the amount of unnecessary workforce doing unnecessary work. It's like one of those videos where they compare the size of the Earth to the size of the Sun, and then the Sun to the largest known star. Also, that whole thing about spending your entire budget or else you will get less next year was absolutely true. Spending your budget earned you more the next year, and this also got you promoted.
When I got out of the military, I worked as an engineer at GE. One of my assignments was for products for the military. I developed a set of scripts to automate our work and reduced the calculation time by almost 95%. I figured that my manager would realize to do more in-depth research with all of the saved time, and the engineers could spend their time doing engineering instead of data entry, but instead he proposed work at less than 10% of the typical cost. I think that he might have gotten fired, and the senior management ordered all of my work deleted, because how dare they not try to milk the government for every penny they could get!
And the toilet seats? They probably don't cost $650. When the number crunchers had to amortize their spending, which they don't really know where it is all going, this was part of what was left to divvy out over the remaining items to make their budgets balance.
Seriously, guys? Not a word about entitlement spending?
Brian Hepler the federal government is one big entitlement program.
Most people approve of the government spending money on them....you know, the common good and all.
Trans issues? Really?
We spent $1 trillion in 2017 just for social security. To put it in perspective of that $250/hour consultant, it's roughly $1,902,587 PER MINUTE. So I am a little more concerned about entitlement spending than I am on transgender awareness retraining slush funds.
jamada d Except it doesn't cost trillions. And it won't any time soon.
jamada d : answer: nobody, we do.
I’m a simple man. I see a remi video. I click it. I like it. And leave a like. Then hit reply. Continue my day
Political Ren why it sucks ass
You like before watching the video abd get 100+ likes?
Yet people will whine over people leaving dislikes before watching the whole thing.
#doublestandards
Andrew Mcmillan Yeah I know.
It was directed at those who complain about such things.
Given how many thumbs they get, I feel like my comment was bound to be read by one person which holds such hypocritical standards.
So simple, you post a common fill-in-the-blank comment that gets posted to so many youtube videos.
I am starting to fucking hate "simple" people.
death and taxes, you never get to see the receipt
Remy needs to release a full album with longer versions of all these songs. This shizz is catchy and funny af
Im sure Lockheed Martin hasn't got a clue where your tax dollars might be.
GerackSerack that debacle is completely on the U.S. air force and govt, not Lockheed. The gov't is the customer and the ones who made the absurd requirements
Welp, it's actually the US Marine Corp who insisted in the aircraft having STOVL capabilities, which is what hindered the project the most, but the gov and the military industrial complex are pretty much in bed right now. I doubt Lockheed is complaining about being the only company in the sector or about the obscene ammount of money the US gov is giving them.
I never mentioned anything about the STOVL capabilities, but that is irrelevant because I said "gov't", would "military" make it better for you?
The whole plane requirements is the reason for why it's hindered, not just the STOVL, theres also the landing gear issue for the Navy among others....but I think you're missing my point- the entire reason why it's a mess is because it was the gov't/military who decided the design requirements (because they are the customer) and those requirements are stupid. You can't have an entire football team of 6'2" 235 lb guys who run a 4.7 40 yd dash....and that is what the F-35 is, because of the gov't.
'" . I doubt Lockheed is complaining about being the only company in the sector "
Huh??? That is 100% false
" or about the obscene ammount of money the US gov is giving them. "
1. Complete speculation
2. The tens of thousands of people (if not more) involved with F-35 are also tax payers so I don't think they like the inefficiency
3. They are also engineers, so they care about doing engineering right (which the gov't could care less)
4. They didn't have a choice because the gov't strong-armed the industry into making this generation fighter in the late 90's anyways......so....?
Lockheed Martin actually produces awesome products and employs tens of thousands of GREAT Americans. Welfare and entitlements to the non productive leeches of our society costs a hundred times as much and is the true source of the waste.
videolabguy that's not even remotely trye. Military/pentagon budget swallows up more than half of all spending... to enrich military contractors. Watch eisenhower farewell.speech or read smedley butlers book... that's where most of taxes really go... even tho we spend more on military than the next nations combined...whole lotta pork and corruption.
“Where does my tax money go” to WAP and being a bernie bro a quick trip really
Remy’s the only person who ever gave her an answer
I can't help thinking Remy really gets into it with those TSA bits in his videos...
In round numbers, I pay 30% off the top in income taxes which are unconstitutional. A few more percent in property taxes. A metric shit ton of little taxes on everything from basic utilities, cell phone, internet, hotels, gasoline, etc. 6% of the stuff I buy in state goes to sales taxes, and they'll eventually require state sales taxes on everything I buy on the internet. An average of 50% of the cost of the stuff I buy with my "after tax" income is the corporate taxes that accumulate through the supply chain and is always passed along to the consumer. 5% of all my dollar denominated net worth is stolen by the hidden tax of inflation every year. I'm afraid to do a more accurate accounting because I suspect that taxes may add up to more than 100% of my income. I hate being a free range tax slave. I laugh every time I think of our nation's founders shooting British soldiers over a few tiny taxes on tea and stamps, but our current slavery is OK because we're a "democracy" and we did it to ourselves.
Why unconstitutional since they amended the constitution to allow an income tax. I do see that a progressive tax rate means unequal protection under the law, so I'm with you there. As it is, they are treating those with more income very differently than those with low incomes.
The 16th amendment was probably not properly ratified. Even if it was, Article I, Section 9, Clause 4 of our Constitution requires that direct taxes imposed by the national government be apportioned among the states on the basis of population. The 16th amendment tacked a direct unapportioned tax on individuals onto our Constitution that prohibits direct unapportioned taxes. The only way it'd be legal would be to amend our Constitution to allow direct unapportioned taxes before creating such a tax, but they didn't do that because it would call too much attention to the fact that they were creating direct taxes on individuals that are entirely inconsistent with the founding document that describes how the united states should and should not operate.
Government is a horrible deal. The free market can do almost everything better and cheaper. Roads and the post office tax subsidy are pretty much my only benefits. I'd previously count national defense, but the US Department of Defense hasn't been in the defense business for a long time. Now, they're in the business of empire building which makes me less safe as a result. Just another job the government charges me to do that would be better left undone. I'd rather set a pile of money on fire than give it to a government because it's usually used against me or for something that is morally objectionable to me, like growing the size and scope of government, making people dependent on government, enriching cronies, etc.
Word. We are idiots slaves.
Liberty4Ever this
CardiB: Here's a hook for ya.... "Taxation is Theft."
Remi is back again, lel!
Cardi who?
Cardi B in 2018: where it going tho
Cardi B in 2020: k biden gonna get it done guys
With every Remy video I watch, I become more concerned Remy was taken advantage of by a TSA member.
Someone please send Cardi B to Rand Paul's twitter.
Just pray I’m never behind Remy in the TSA line!
The vine line lol. Great satire.
I demand more remy
By this time the song is fading out so I didn't write the words.... LMFAO
So you mentioned a $640 toilet seat but didn’t touch 2/3 of the budget going to entitlement spending? Come on.
Rest was great though all in all I love it still
He mentioned the things that neither liberals nor conservatives would doubt are waste of money.
Ben Carson didn't buy a $30,000 table. His department tried to, and he canceled the purchase. It's a shame you mischaracterized him here.
How did I just learn about Ben Affleck back tattoo 😂😂this guy needs to be president
I hate how the government takes my money and uses it to take out advertisements on why I shouldn't hit women... Thanks government before seeing those ads I had no idea that assaulting women was bad
That's wasn't what I would call informative but that was funny AF
Hahaha I think this is the best one of Remy’s songs I’ve seen so far
Actually several people who were paid to create the food pyramid wanted to limit bread to 2-3 servings a day and up fresh vegetables and lean protein.
However the govt looked at their data, listened to lobbyists, and decided that the WIC program and food stamps wound be way cheaper if the govt just gave people bread as their main source of calories.
Remy is a goddamn genius. Srsly dude, please never quit like Heaton and Siskind who left me high and dry.
Remy vs. TSA name a more iconic feud
Just watched this..... scrolled down to see NO ONE commenting on the Vine? Lmao!
As always. Great job.
"Don't forget to eat you carbs!" HAHAHA
She's just pissy that her new career actually requires her to pay her taxes.
1BN in unaccounted spending is an understatement. ask about what happened to the pentagon during 9/11
Then she votes for higher taxes 😂
Hahaha😂😂😂😂 thank you so much for a much needed laugh on this dismal dreary day.
It’s actually Corporate welfare cardi.
Part of it is.
truest one liner i've heard in a while.
Corporate Welfare 180 Billion
Regular Welfare 1.3 Trillion.
Even if I include Military spending towards Corporate Welfare (which in turn I should count Other Social spending done by Other departments, as well as the State level, towards regular, but for now I won't) it would still be less than Half of Regular Welfare.
Rensune Don't say that. The socialist will get there feelings hurt and dox you.
mjw 379 And I'm Not defending Subsidies (Corporate Welfare) by the way: That needs to be eliminated as well.
But it's Nowhere Near as Bad, or as big, as regular Welfare.
hahahahaa that was too much !! lol hahahaa
Please read the Grace Commission Report. Federal Income Tax on wages and salaries pays interest on money lent and created out of thin air. Read the Creature From Jekyll Island.
Wish you would have made it longer, you could have brought up a lot more
Been a fan since the McDonalds rap. Remy is the man.
awesome lolz
rofl! f'n hilarious; i'm always happy seeing _good_ comedy coming from _anyone/anywhere_ but the far Left!
OMG!! 😂. I love this man!
Lol so much better than any cardi song
Remy is amazing!
How did she go from this to endorsing Sanders?
I wonder where the evidence is, if it even exists, that we owe the crooks known as 'government' cash and obedience...
#GovernmentIsAViolentCult
#TaxationIsTheft
How'd I miss this one!?!?!?
Absolute fire
I loved Remy since I was in 6th grade now I know he's libertarian.... this man a chief
THIS.WAS.AWESOME!
More clever than John Oliver for sure
Love this and also TRUE
Remy twerking on himself. That's an Only Fans level of content.
its easy to leave a rely under remys video. awesome.
The biggest waste: Drug wars
Half a trillion dollar, each year.
Has anyone made sure that Cardi B has seen this? That would be hilarious.
Hahahaha FUCKING BRILLIANT 💯💯💯
3 million on shrimp treadmills
I think watching Cardi B trying to form a coherent sentence actually made me dumber.
this is the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ironic, since she supports politicians who want to take more tax money from her.
How is not Remy more famous than M Jackson
This is fire
This is amazing.
I love this man
It's hilarious the pentagon cant account for trillions of dollars in tax payer money.
It would be a much better America if everyone, rich and poor, only had to pay an income tax of 15%. And that should be the only tax we should have to pay.
answer to her: Three branches of government: Money, Power,and Bullshit. that’s where your money go.
Welfare moms, world policing, prisons, anything else missed ?
0:57 - ouch man....couldn't just get some ACUs or something? Haven't worn wash khakis since 2010 and I have no idea what's going on with that cover.
Remi is the best!
Don't forget all the social programs, 4x defense spending, just at the federal level. Not sustainable.
It’s funny how rich people complain about this tho but it’s a good point
"It in the club?"
Good point, but the Carson thing is a lie
Better than any song Cardi B has put out.
Best video ever 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Best God damn video ever.
How's that hotel.
Bombed.
This is beautiful
This from a woman who advocates for socialism.
Crassly put but Cardi B has a point. If we give money to poor children, the charity will give us updates on that child
Every year the government gives out a pie chart that shows what percentage of tax dollars goes to what. The information is out there, you just have to look it up
Every time he is the best
Ben Affleck has a back tattoo??!!! Wow......the more you know......
Gold
It always ends too Damn soon.
Go Remy! Check his channel!
mark ruffalo is that you