Holding Out for a Hero (Medieval Style)

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  • @Jill-ih9dq
    @Jill-ih9dq 4 роки тому +11714

    ahh yes, the historically accurate Shrek...

  • @TheToontownPirate
    @TheToontownPirate 4 роки тому +5728

    When you're a peasant minding your own business until a giant gingerbread man attacks your lord's castle.

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 роки тому +75

      New Warlord, same as the Old Warlord, it make little difference tae me whot great lahrds in their tow'rs be doin'. S'long as Ah dunnae hafta fait in wun'o' dayur damn fool wahrs me own laif will change not-ah-oll

    • @al_fletcher
      @al_fletcher 4 роки тому +110

      "More heat, less foam."

    • @TheKenPrescott
      @TheKenPrescott 4 роки тому +30

      I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

    • @shadekeigarblacksky
      @shadekeigarblacksky 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, alongside a kitten

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 роки тому +6

      @Fortunate One To be fair, that was based on things I've learned from my Linguist friend, things I've learned from scottish twitter, and just doing my best to write things out phonetically.

  • @fifirodriguez52
    @fifirodriguez52 4 роки тому +4925

    Where hath all thee goode men fled, and where art all thee gods?

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 4 роки тому +230

      >Gods
      "That's a burning" Papal Inquisition

    • @raccoonnerd405
      @raccoonnerd405 4 роки тому +94

      @@Kaarl_Mills Perhaps the better term would be saints?

    • @LanceCowhutCPTS
      @LanceCowhutCPTS 4 роки тому +210

      prepawh're art thou scholarly h'rcules
      to brawl the rising odds
      hath th're not a white knight upon a fi'ry ste'd
      far past dusk toss and turneth and desire of what i hath needeth of
      i needeth a conqu'r'r
      i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the starteth of dawn
      that gent hath to beest brawn
      and that gent hath to beest swift
      and that gent hath to beest green from the clash
      i needeth a conqu'r'r
      i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth
      that gent hath to beest definite
      and t hath beest anon
      and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being
      most wondrous'r than being
      somewh're aft'r twilight
      upon mine own most barbaric vision
      somewh're just beyond mine own grasp
      someone grasping backeth f'r me
      charging upon the thund'r and advancing with the heateth
      t' wilt require a dragonslay'r to scour me off mine own feet
      up wh're the mountains meeteth the heavens above
      out wh're the lightning splits the flotes
      i wouldst holidam yond th're beest someone someplace
      obs'rving me
      through the windeth and the stingeth and the rainfall
      and the tempest and spate
      i can feeleth his approach
      liketh the blaze in mine own claret
      liketh the blaze in mine own claret
      liketh the blaze in mine own claret
      liketh the blaze in mine own claret
      liketh the blaze in mine own claret
      conqu'r'r
      i needeth a conqu'r'r
      i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth
      that gent hath to beest definite
      and t hath beest anon
      and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being
      conqu'r'r
      that gent hath to beest brawn
      and that gent hath to beest swift
      and that gent hath to beest green from the clash
      i needeth a conqu'r'r

    • @fifirodriguez52
      @fifirodriguez52 4 роки тому +48

      ​@@LanceCowhutCPTS Thou'rt an artist. A true mast'r.

    • @aluminumfence
      @aluminumfence 4 роки тому +12

      Zounds don't you know that if this is the middle ages it would be before, "The Great Vowel Shift"? That doesn't look like Middle English at all. :)

  • @meechicat303
    @meechicat303 4 роки тому +2415

    Fairy godmother is quaking

    • @ele1483
      @ele1483 4 роки тому +36

      She doth rolleth over in thine grave

    • @fishnujish1511
      @fishnujish1511 4 роки тому +21

      Her wings do not work anymore

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 4 роки тому +2871

    Bardcore is actually the best thing to happen in 2020

    • @goodguyshuckle9270
      @goodguyshuckle9270 4 роки тому +118

      to be fair, it was inevitable. People treat COVID like Plague 2.0

    • @RicFrugoli
      @RicFrugoli 4 роки тому +56

      This isn't a genre, it's an adicttion.

    • @Darthsabi
      @Darthsabi 4 роки тому +46

      This better be part of rewind 2020

    • @ph33rc3donut0022
      @ph33rc3donut0022 4 роки тому +11

      Right after the murder hornets.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 4 роки тому +7

      Agree! Not much else that’s great tbh 😒
      This almost makes up for all the sh*t

  • @MadameMinty
    @MadameMinty 4 роки тому +6377

    I'm so happy to witness the beginning of a new genre, beyond just a handful disconnected remixes of the past. You are one of the pioneers.

    • @georgeuskolkh8449
      @georgeuskolkh8449  4 роки тому +281

      Thank you so much, buddy:))

    • @bazpugmire635
      @bazpugmire635 4 роки тому +175

      I saw someone refer to it as bardcore and honestly? Yeah we love to see it

    • @MsSarcasticity
      @MsSarcasticity 4 роки тому +40

      I take it you're too young to remember YTMND and the hundreds of Medieval versions that were created on that site. This ain't new.

    • @callsignbard6655
      @callsignbard6655 4 роки тому +59

      'Tis truly an olde genre reborn unto this world.

    • @kaye4473
      @kaye4473 4 роки тому +28

      @@MsSarcasticity but now its getting popular :/

  • @maireaddebruin9044
    @maireaddebruin9044 4 роки тому +2768

    Whence hath all the good men gone, and where the pagan gods?
    Where, the vaunted Hercules, to fight the rising odds?
    Is there not a white knight upon a fiery steed?
    In the night I thrash and I spurn and I dream that which I need
    I need a hero
    I holdest out for a hero 'til the end of the night
    I require him hale, I require him swift
    When he comes marching home from the fight
    I need a hero
    I holdest out for a hero 'til the morning light
    And he must be assured, if he's to be my lord
    And he must tower taller than life

    • @FflorianASMR
      @FflorianASMR 4 роки тому +140

      Bruh I sang along to this and it sounds TOO GOOD

    • @felipeomatic66
      @felipeomatic66 4 роки тому +13

      @@FflorianASMR I Need a Pinochet lyrics

    • @1Ring42
      @1Ring42 4 роки тому +288

      Ere the witching hour
      Beyond the faerie sea
      Whither hence beyond my grasp
      A stranger beckons out to me
      He rides the wynd and thunder and rises like the heat
      One like unto Lancelot to sweep me of mine feet
      (Chorus)
      Out whence the mountains toucheth heav'n above
      And whence the lightnings rend the sea
      I know forsooth someone out hence beholds me
      Through the chill, and the storm and the rains
      And the night he doth not rest
      His approach lights a pyre within my breast
      (Chorus)

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 4 роки тому +41

      Now we only need a choir chant the lyrics polyphonically.

    • @haleymackenzie984
      @haleymackenzie984 4 роки тому +23

      Holy fuck y'all I have nothing to contribute but I want to be part of it... Can I be a chorus girl? I don't think my voice will fuck it up too bad with other voices to cover mine up 😂

  • @Raezialien
    @Raezialien 4 роки тому +963

    The fighter is defeated
    The cleric is close to meet his god
    The rogue is trapped
    The Bard take his luth knowing that... He need a hero

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +74

      And lo, thine Paladin arriveth!

    • @luminusprime
      @luminusprime 4 роки тому +42

      @@TheGuardDuck Forsooth, the Paladin may smiteth thone Bard for playing so many tri-tones.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +5

      @@luminusprime Lol!

    • @ele1483
      @ele1483 4 роки тому +4

      This is the best comment In history

    • @kanrup5199
      @kanrup5199 4 роки тому +1

      the hero comes and then gets stomped to death by adra dragon. the end.

  • @dudestop1198
    @dudestop1198 4 роки тому +403

    sir shrecke of swampton: eater of onions, crasher of weddings, keeper of the roar of the angry ogre, dodger of dragons, friend of donkeys, husband to fiona of far-far away

  • @doomslayer2290
    @doomslayer2290 4 роки тому +1321

    Vienna waiting for the Polish be like

    • @eldon8712
      @eldon8712 4 роки тому +185

      AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @jadonberg9364
      @jadonberg9364 4 роки тому +114

      COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE

    • @derskalde4973
      @derskalde4973 4 роки тому +79

      STORMCLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL,
      DEATH FROM ABOVE, MAKE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL!
      SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS,
      DEATH FROM ABOVE, IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS!
      WE REMEMBER
      IN SEPTEMBER
      WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

    • @michamausecki7297
      @michamausecki7297 4 роки тому +32

      ah yes, my culture

    • @dantemaquiavelli9039
      @dantemaquiavelli9039 4 роки тому +27

      Fucking love the comments here

  • @bridgetdunleavy3549
    @bridgetdunleavy3549 4 роки тому +561

    HITTETH IT

  • @thanqualthehighseer
    @thanqualthehighseer 4 роки тому +312

    And the actual Shrek line fits perfectly.
    " to the castle Mongo "

  • @Attackontrashcan
    @Attackontrashcan 4 роки тому +287

    "c minor put it in c minor"

  • @randomgirl3492
    @randomgirl3492 4 роки тому +1498

    Someone better add some vocals to this ASAP lol

    • @WaffeHo
      @WaffeHo 4 роки тому +276

      OH, Lady Von Blingin', where arest thou?

    • @kelnhide
      @kelnhide 4 роки тому +185

      Lady von Blingin’ we beseech thee

    • @aidanjg1
      @aidanjg1 4 роки тому +41

      I’ve never made a proper video before. I believe it’s time.

    • @innerguardianXIII
      @innerguardianXIII 4 роки тому +44

      With some high voiced, castrated male bard.

    • @CampinSteve
      @CampinSteve 4 роки тому +9

      @@innerguardianXIII you mean an eunuch?

  • @Pintroll300
    @Pintroll300 4 роки тому +790

    When a scoundrel lord & his sorceress mother hath kidnapped a fair maiden & taken the local kingdom hostage, so ye and the bois; an ogre, Khajiit and Talking Donkey, must rescue her and liberate the land, with the aid of an enchanted biscuit and their immense doppelgänger

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 4 роки тому +103

      Do not forget the man of the muffins dear sir, he hath the valor to make such a colossus of sweet breads

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 4 роки тому +69

      Joshua Wilshaw Of course! Let us not forget the noble contributions of the muffin-smith - Without his efforts, the kingdom would hath surely been forsaken!

    • @kraygarde.7325
      @kraygarde.7325 4 роки тому +30

      enchanted biscuit XD

    • @loonflam8910
      @loonflam8910 4 роки тому +40

      @@InhumanFan98 Doth thou knoweth the muffin man?

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 4 роки тому +27

      @@loonflam8910 i beleve the fair maiden to be married to the muffin warlock!

  • @popepiusxv
    @popepiusxv 4 роки тому +572

    all those pumped up chevaliers better run better run, faster than my arrow

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 роки тому +94

      All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots. best ye go, best ye go, outrun me bow

    • @WaterMeLoan64
      @WaterMeLoan64 4 роки тому +49

      Strawberry Princess Ah, Ay see ye be a lass of Culture also.

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 4 роки тому +16

      @@WaterMeLoan64 ah yes, true kinfolk of culture

    • @iditgreenberg
      @iditgreenberg 4 роки тому +5

      They “best make haste best make haste” you mean?

    • @thomasoconnor
      @thomasoconnor 4 роки тому +3

      Someone did Pumped up kicks bardcore, and then someone else attached Old English lyrics

  • @ArvelDreth
    @ArvelDreth 4 роки тому +101

    This whole genre is the best thing about this year so far.

    • @Link_Hyrule211
      @Link_Hyrule211 2 роки тому

      Ey yuuuuuuuu back awae from mayh wiyfff

  • @elennapointer701
    @elennapointer701 4 роки тому +52

    Best thing about this music is that it perfectly captures how the overblown bombast of the original would sound if it was performed by a handful of itinerant bards in a smoky olde English tavern, right down to the overflowing tankards, buxon taverm wenches and flickering torchlight as they play (while the youngest member of the troupe goes around the tavern with his hat in his hands, asking for coins).

    • @yukisohma19
      @yukisohma19 Рік тому +1

      can hear it being played in The Witcher at a pub

  • @r.d.drowned9332
    @r.d.drowned9332 4 роки тому +69

    When you're about to get eaten by a dragon but a dude named George passes by.

  • @shanojayshanime
    @shanojayshanime 4 роки тому +192

    Princesses locked in their towers be like:

  • @samg7430
    @samg7430 4 роки тому +111

    Jaskier's sequel to Toss a Coin to Your Witcher

  • @ruthharvey4158
    @ruthharvey4158 4 роки тому +207

    Wher han al the gode men ygon
    And wher are al the goden?
    Wher is the strete-wis Ercules fighten the risynge oddes?
    Is there ne a whit knigt upon a firi stede?
    Lat at nigt I tosse and I turne
    And I dreme o what I nede
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
    He moste be strong
    And he moste be swifte
    And he moste be fresh from the figt
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
    He moste be seur
    And it moste be sone
    And he moste be largere than lif
    Largere than lif
    Som-wher after mid-nigt
    In my wiledest fantasie
    Som-wher scant biyonde my reche
    There is som-on rechynge bak for me
    Rasynge on the thonder and risynge with the hete
    It shalle requere an over-man swepen-me of my fet
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
    He moste be strong
    And he moste be swifte
    And he moste be fresh from the figt
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
    Up wher the mountaines meten the hevenes above
    Oute wher the lighten hitteth the se
    I coud swere there is som-on, som-wher wacchynge me
    Thurgh the wind, and the chele, and the rein
    And the storme and the flod
    I can fele hys approche like a fir in my blod
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
    He moste be strong
    And he moste be swifte
    And he moste be fresh from the figt
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
    He moste be seur
    And it moste be sone
    And he moste be largere than lif
    I nede a heleth
    I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 4 роки тому +8

      The best one yet

    • @ruthharvey4158
      @ruthharvey4158 4 роки тому

      @@stoutyyyy Thank you!

    • @peachesplums
      @peachesplums 4 роки тому +2

      are you trying to combine old English with a Scottish accent?

    • @ruthharvey4158
      @ruthharvey4158 4 роки тому +23

      @@peachesplums It's (an attempt at) middle English, which is the rough way to describe english between about 1100 and 1500. It kept a lot of remnants of old english, with new norman influences. I think the reason it sounds a bit scottish is because scots english kept a lot of the middle english features :)

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 роки тому

      @@ruthharvey4158 Are you a linguist? 😱

  • @impish_snake3526
    @impish_snake3526 4 роки тому +63

    Hark! How I do remember yon melodie from mine party playlist of 1485. Such merriment and rememory this so bringeth to mine ears.

  • @rajnialex399
    @rajnialex399 4 роки тому +70

    NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTON

  • @aisforamerica2185
    @aisforamerica2185 4 роки тому +56

    This genre sounds like the best Legend of Zelda music

    • @TheGearsofwar2010
      @TheGearsofwar2010 4 роки тому +12

      Could just see Link galloping Epona to across Hyrule to this track

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheGearsofwar2010 Breath of the Wild would be perfect for this song!

    • @TheGearsofwar2010
      @TheGearsofwar2010 4 роки тому +3

      @@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 absolutely. Though I'm more into Ocarina, grew up with the N64. Great times

    • @erikledune9292
      @erikledune9292 4 роки тому

      @@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 I'm breaking out the Phantom Ganon armor (minus helmet) and the giant horse for this ride

    • @Attackontrashcan
      @Attackontrashcan 3 роки тому

      :)

  • @helidan5536
    @helidan5536 4 роки тому +49

    Brings me right back to Short Circuit 2 and 5's failing battery - thanks for the memories!

    • @DUSKHUNTER713
      @DUSKHUNTER713 4 роки тому +6

      I'm glad I'm not the only one with memory of the short circuit movies

    • @helidan5536
      @helidan5536 4 роки тому +1

      @@DUSKHUNTER713 used to watch them almost weekly!

    • @jv7x
      @jv7x 4 роки тому +4

      Yes! All these kids talking about Shrek, when Johnny 5 did it first and better.

    • @ph33rc3donut0022
      @ph33rc3donut0022 4 роки тому

      @@jv7x without a doubt.

  • @ShyShades
    @ShyShades 4 роки тому +3753

    Bard Core is better than nightcore who agrees with me. Edit: thanks guys for the 1.6k likes

    • @michaelsayavong2656
      @michaelsayavong2656 4 роки тому +183

      So we all agree to call this genre bardcore

    • @ShyShades
      @ShyShades 4 роки тому +28

      Michael Sayavong yep

    • @lolcerditorock
      @lolcerditorock 4 роки тому +21

      Everyone except younglings who humour on edge

    • @heavykyio
      @heavykyio 4 роки тому +83

      Anything is better than nightcore

    • @michaelsayavong2656
      @michaelsayavong2656 4 роки тому +91

      Bardcore also known as some people’s new DND campaign playlist

  • @maattthhhh
    @maattthhhh 4 роки тому +4

    This cover. It has layers. Like onions.

  • @erikhall4289
    @erikhall4289 4 роки тому +87

    I doth search for a knight, fresh from the fight..

  • @shakirashipslied9721
    @shakirashipslied9721 4 роки тому +76

    "O Hercules, O Hercules, wherefore art thou Hercules?"

    • @Calintares
      @Calintares 4 роки тому +4

      In order that his name might placate jealous Hera, in the vain hope that it might stay her fury toward one of her unfaithful husband's bastards

    • @amosnickel1188
      @amosnickel1188 4 роки тому

      Heracles sounds more fancy

  • @619chrismc
    @619chrismc 4 роки тому +44

    Some say in the Taverns of Olde the wenches would request this absolute banger from the local troubadours.

  • @pjcc2419
    @pjcc2419 4 роки тому +10

    You know what's quality? If the picture should be a giant gingerman and an ogre on its shoulders, a cat wearing boots, and a talking donkey

  • @agentofjustice2595
    @agentofjustice2595 4 роки тому +18

    we definitely need a medieval style with vocals for this!!!!

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 3 роки тому +1

      Preferably Jennifer Saunders.

    • @danielsellers8707
      @danielsellers8707 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Ac66bQIbPtM/v-deo.html

    • @charmanderlover6433
      @charmanderlover6433 2 роки тому +1

      I know this is late, but, if you haven't already look up "Holding Out for a Hero" by Hildegard von Blingin'

    • @agentofjustice2595
      @agentofjustice2595 2 роки тому +1

      @@charmanderlover6433 yea I looked up. but thanks bro

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 4 роки тому +21

    "I suppose thou art not prepared for this melody, but thy offspring shall surely be enamored by it."

  • @AllendeEtAl
    @AllendeEtAl 3 роки тому +12

    I know this is just a meme and all but I find it to be unirnically beutiful, very much indeed. I use to listen to this when I'm feeling down.

  • @lavo-ld4wm
    @lavo-ld4wm 4 роки тому +14

    I've been listening to all these medieval version and "Holding out for a hero" is the best !

  • @chelsair9426
    @chelsair9426 4 роки тому +8

    "Doth thou still knowest the muffin lord?"
    "Of course, he doth reside upon Durey Lane, why?"
    "We shalt need flour"

  • @marcos06andre
    @marcos06andre 4 роки тому +230

    Shrek but more medieval

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix 4 роки тому +21

    I'm so glad to be a dungeon master during these times

    • @brunosemerek9880
      @brunosemerek9880 4 роки тому +1

      Epic escape through dwarven city of Kharz Barag, when enormous crystal powering whole city gonna explode

  • @Limubi1
    @Limubi1 4 роки тому +13

    In the context of medieval music, this song suddenly becomes a lament for the lost Romantic heroes of chivalric myth. It becomes a plea for the return of Arthur to Albion in the midst of squabbling, petty barons, corrupt knights, and inept kings.

  • @HobGungan
    @HobGungan 4 роки тому +30

    Everybody: "Hey, the song from Shrek 2!"
    Short Circuit 2, released over a decade earlier: "Am I a joke to you?"
    EDIT: Footloose, predating everything: "Hold my beer"

    • @christopherstrecker3136
      @christopherstrecker3136 3 роки тому +2

      And still, Johnny 5's revenge and return from the dead is one of the most satisfying moments in cinema history.

    • @JuanMP6
      @JuanMP6 3 роки тому +1

      This version of the theme would fit as well as the original during the jousting with tractors at Footloose.

  • @ztheduckling5892
    @ztheduckling5892 4 роки тому +352

    Reminds me of shrek

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 4 роки тому +21

    "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"

  • @aisforamerica2185
    @aisforamerica2185 4 роки тому +63

    I wot not how Færy Godmother wast defeated on that even. That ogre wast most valiant.

  • @steelrat116
    @steelrat116 4 роки тому +39

    Today, I shall repay mine debt...
    En garde!

  • @nevertoomanycats5159
    @nevertoomanycats5159 Рік тому +2

    you know... songs have layers they are really like... well onions

  • @ThatVulcan
    @ThatVulcan 4 роки тому +213

    And then the Polish came in with pure metal

    • @eldon8712
      @eldon8712 4 роки тому +30

      AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @SuperChausette
      @SuperChausette 4 роки тому +14

      @@eldon8712 COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

    • @Iffem
      @Iffem 4 роки тому

      so LittleV's version then?

    • @rafaelschaffner
      @rafaelschaffner 4 роки тому +10

      STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL
      DEATH FROM ABOVE MADE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL.
      SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS
      DEATH FROM ABOVE IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS

    • @derskalde4973
      @derskalde4973 4 роки тому +9

      WE REMEMBER
      IN SEPTEMBER
      WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!

  • @EudoAraujo
    @EudoAraujo 4 роки тому +4

    Peasants talking about Shrek, but the most important memory of this song is the fierce battle between Princess Banana Lady and Princess Disastah to avoid being banished from the kingdom of Rupaul.

  • @fatechanginglegend243
    @fatechanginglegend243 4 роки тому +9

    *Fairy Godmother was seen quaking and wigless by the locals and later wandering behind the woods of Far Far Away not long after hearing this, eventually dissapearing from public eye. Her wherabouts remained unknown until only her damp wand was retrieved.*

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 4 роки тому +6

    This is such a good new genre and I'm so happy to be here for it to see masterpieces like this

  • @equusquaggaquagga536
    @equusquaggaquagga536 4 роки тому +77

    When Robin hood decides to kick the sheriff of Nottingham's ass.

  • @ImZyker
    @ImZyker 4 роки тому +18

    "Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."

    • @francesatty7022
      @francesatty7022 4 роки тому +3

      Gandalf comes in riding on a giant gingerbread man

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 роки тому +8

    The best scene in the movie history was predicted in medieval era. Craaazy stuff

  • @cairneoleander1061
    @cairneoleander1061 4 роки тому +3

    Really wish it said in the title that it’s just instrumental because the fully finished ones with vocals are the best

    • @danielsellers8707
      @danielsellers8707 Рік тому

      Hilgard von Blingin's with medievalised lyrics: ua-cam.com/video/Nx-x_1lIXh4/v-deo.html

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog 4 роки тому +29

    hope queen hildegaard von blingin' does this one next :)

  • @Eragarev
    @Eragarev 4 роки тому +3

    All of this has got me learning about medieval England. Thanks?

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 4 роки тому +24

    When thou art posted upon the city walls, doing naught but guarding the royal wedding, when before thine eyes appears a gingerbread man taller than thy walls.

  • @woodyburns
    @woodyburns 3 роки тому +2

    Oscar, you will not get away. I am REALLY PISSED OFF!

  • @Savvysnek
    @Savvysnek 4 роки тому +6

    It's fascinating to be able to have a glimpse of what Shrek III and the people of his era would have actually heard during the battle of Far Far Away, centuries before the Hollywood film adaptation. It's too bad historical inaccuracies in modern media tend to muddy our perception of pivotal events.

  • @SwedishSalmonbox
    @SwedishSalmonbox 4 роки тому +2

    New fighting music to my small dnd campaign, love it

  • @Corvus__
    @Corvus__ 4 роки тому +3

    I had no idea medieval remixes could kick so much ass!

  • @lisa1212ification
    @lisa1212ification 6 місяців тому

    I love these styles of music. Sometimes instrumental is more fun than with lyrics not always the case. It varies

  • @Purplesubmariner
    @Purplesubmariner 4 роки тому +9

    These songs are way more interesting when you have time period accurate lyrics to them, like ""Bully Rooks and your Buskin Boots". It really sells the songs more, I wish you'd do more of those.

  • @NomadAngie
    @NomadAngie 4 роки тому +2

    I love that this song is more associated with Shrek than with the original movie.
    I can hear the comments saying "WHAT OTHER MOVIE?"

  • @kaygratv
    @kaygratv 4 роки тому +7

    So basically this would be a TOP TIER fantasy RPG backtrack for the overworld.

    • @awdrifter3394
      @awdrifter3394 Рік тому

      Nah, this would be the BGM that starts playing when you hit a random encounter.

  • @ImZyker
    @ImZyker 4 роки тому +9

    my favorite genres for a while now are modern songs remixed into medieval or 80's music... life has gotten complicated

  • @alessandromelito565
    @alessandromelito565 4 роки тому +3

    Fun fact, i discovered this song with the robinh hood video (the old one), so this one is spot on. Spot on.

  • @InhumanFan98
    @InhumanFan98 4 роки тому +14

    There seems to be a ogre and a mule, they have ventured to see the ruler lord farquad, the knights of vallent and virtue will stop them

  • @legacyoftheancientsC64c
    @legacyoftheancientsC64c 9 місяців тому +1

    🎵🎵"Whither hath all the noble men bygone,
    And where dwell all the deities?
    Where's the lane-wise Hercules
    To battle 'gainst the mounting chances?
    Is there not a knight in alabaster armor upon a blazing courser?
    Deep into the night, I writhe and I ponder,
    And I dream of that which I require.
    I require a hero,
    I bide for a champion 'til the night's demise.
    He must bear strength, and he must haste,
    And he must return anew from the fray.
    I require a hero,
    I await a savior 'til the dawn's first light.
    He must be steadfast, and it must be posthaste,
    And he must stand grander than the legends.
    Grander than the legends.
    Somewhere 'yond the witching hour,
    In mine wildest fancies,
    Somewhere, just beyond my grasp,
    There's a soul reaching forth to me.
    Sprinting 'pon the thunder,
    And ascending with the fervor,
    'Twill require a Superman to whisk me from my feet, yea."🎵

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 4 роки тому +3

    Its funny how I could still remember the scene-by-scene with just listening to the tune.

  • @wimhof420
    @wimhof420 4 роки тому +4

    my new favourite genre!

  • @heesett
    @heesett 4 роки тому +11

    Finally, the correct version of Shrek

  • @Blackwingk
    @Blackwingk 4 роки тому +2

    I keep liking the next one better than the last. You guys have definitely hit upon something beautiful and unique. Please keep on doing what you're doing. Subscribed!

  • @sunyrodriguez
    @sunyrodriguez 4 роки тому +8

    I didn't know I need this music in my life 😆

  • @delco2035
    @delco2035 4 роки тому

    you guys are gettin real good at this lmao
    im slowly waving my knee in approbation

  • @Raggerotto
    @Raggerotto 4 роки тому +4

    Dreamworks should sign a contract with you

  • @rghaw
    @rghaw Рік тому +1

    I'm sad they didn't do this for Shrek, but at the same time, the one in Shrek was the best cover I've heard yet.

  • @jeobago570
    @jeobago570 3 роки тому +5

    I hope that this genre shalt be known throughout the land and make it to the mainstream. 😘😘😘😘😘

  • @sadcosmos
    @sadcosmos 4 роки тому +2

    Oh look another reason to jam to this song.

  • @kulloth
    @kulloth 4 роки тому +5

    Love your content, man

  • @kirbyhero256
    @kirbyhero256 4 роки тому +14

    I was just rewatching Shrek 2, and then this pops up.
    Well, all right.

  • @viewsofMtFuji
    @viewsofMtFuji 4 роки тому +6

    Forsooth! I make haste to rescue thee, Lady Shaundi of Stillewater!

  • @Heliocentricity
    @Heliocentricity 3 роки тому +3

    "more heat less foam" Hugh McHughson Neutron, being attacked by (a) Mongo (s) for some reason, circa 2021, colourised.

  • @styinax
    @styinax 2 роки тому +3

    It's time for the great pleague
    The crow doctors are coming with hope

  • @russiak3646
    @russiak3646 4 роки тому

    Ahhhhhh I cant decide if I should be happy or sad how far down this rabbit hole I'm in!

  • @AmataTai
    @AmataTai 4 роки тому +3

    I would absolutely love to hear a bard singing to this~ This instrumental is incredible

  • @leegraham9902
    @leegraham9902 4 роки тому

    So an hour into this and I am strangely hooked. Now where art thou lute!?!?

  • @milenaplandolitricca1238
    @milenaplandolitricca1238 4 роки тому +3

    Searching for "medieval style cover" and saw this. Have never been so happy in my Life.

  • @Gers0n2k
    @Gers0n2k 4 роки тому +2

    Great cover dear Bard Kolkh! You got yourself a new subscriber. I rise my horn of ale to you sir

  • @fishnujish1511
    @fishnujish1511 4 роки тому +4

    Fairy Godmother could not fly away, her wings burned from the fire of this medieval version.

  • @LawrenceGSD
    @LawrenceGSD 4 роки тому

    I knew I was going to enjoy this, but what I didnt know was how much I would love it.

  • @brigadierblue221
    @brigadierblue221 4 роки тому +5

    Imagine an actual Flute Player in the Medieval times laying down a track this sick and the court withholding his greuel until he produced yet more bangers lol

  • @glipk
    @glipk 4 роки тому +2

    God I love these remixes so much

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 4 роки тому +8

    When the song is about a knight but the Medieval cover is only done now

  • @snsrml
    @snsrml 4 роки тому

    This genre is something else.
    What a time to be alive!

  • @samurai2k455
    @samurai2k455 4 роки тому +3

    Ahh i remember my dear sister singing this after her beloved left the village to fight... she cried for days before being tried and killed as a witch because crying for more than 20minutes was the sign of a witch

  • @ItsameDesire
    @ItsameDesire 4 роки тому +1

    5:05 thanks, I now have bluest balls in the universe with that sudden cut.

  • @turbovids640
    @turbovids640 4 роки тому +10

    Feline in the Waders:
    Thee wend, wend! Thine Milady awaiten thee!
    Tōdæġe I gield mine debt!

    • @zoharamitai8719
      @zoharamitai8719 4 роки тому +1

      When I knew exactly what this is referring to

    • @laamonftiboren4236
      @laamonftiboren4236 4 роки тому

      A bit random having one very clearly Old-English-spelt word in with the rest which looks mostly late Middle English or Elizabethan, but I appreciate the effort 🙂.

  • @JWaldmeister
    @JWaldmeister 4 роки тому +2

    that whole bardcore genre thing going on on youtube right now is so fckin awesome i love it its unironically awesome ❤

  • @o24601o
    @o24601o 4 роки тому +6

    When you are besieged in Vienna waiting for the Winged Hussars to arrive.