Holding Out for a Hero (Medieval Style)
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Holding Out for a Hero in a medieval version
•Original Music: Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero
•Medieval Edit: Georgeus Kolkh
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🎵Original Music: • Bonnie Tyler - Holding...
▶ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit:
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When you're a peasant minding your own business until a giant gingerbread man attacks your lord's castle.
New Warlord, same as the Old Warlord, it make little difference tae me whot great lahrds in their tow'rs be doin'. S'long as Ah dunnae hafta fait in wun'o' dayur damn fool wahrs me own laif will change not-ah-oll
"More heat, less foam."
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Yeah, alongside a kitten
@Fortunate One To be fair, that was based on things I've learned from my Linguist friend, things I've learned from scottish twitter, and just doing my best to write things out phonetically.
ahh yes, the historically accurate Shrek...
I see you're a man of culture aswell
XD
You mean the shrek movies aint historically accurate? Blasphamy!!!
Now i need a historically accurate shrek
What about the Scientifically Accurate Shrek?
Where hath all thee goode men fled, and where art all thee gods?
>Gods
"That's a burning" Papal Inquisition
@@Kaarl_Mills Perhaps the better term would be saints?
prepawh're art thou scholarly h'rcules
to brawl the rising odds
hath th're not a white knight upon a fi'ry ste'd
far past dusk toss and turneth and desire of what i hath needeth of
i needeth a conqu'r'r
i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the starteth of dawn
that gent hath to beest brawn
and that gent hath to beest swift
and that gent hath to beest green from the clash
i needeth a conqu'r'r
i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth
that gent hath to beest definite
and t hath beest anon
and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being
most wondrous'r than being
somewh're aft'r twilight
upon mine own most barbaric vision
somewh're just beyond mine own grasp
someone grasping backeth f'r me
charging upon the thund'r and advancing with the heateth
t' wilt require a dragonslay'r to scour me off mine own feet
up wh're the mountains meeteth the heavens above
out wh're the lightning splits the flotes
i wouldst holidam yond th're beest someone someplace
obs'rving me
through the windeth and the stingeth and the rainfall
and the tempest and spate
i can feeleth his approach
liketh the blaze in mine own claret
liketh the blaze in mine own claret
liketh the blaze in mine own claret
liketh the blaze in mine own claret
liketh the blaze in mine own claret
conqu'r'r
i needeth a conqu'r'r
i hath been holding out f'r a conqu'r'r 'til the daybreak lighteth
that gent hath to beest definite
and t hath beest anon
and that gent hath to beest most wondrous'r than being
conqu'r'r
that gent hath to beest brawn
and that gent hath to beest swift
and that gent hath to beest green from the clash
i needeth a conqu'r'r
@@LanceCowhutCPTS Thou'rt an artist. A true mast'r.
Zounds don't you know that if this is the middle ages it would be before, "The Great Vowel Shift"? That doesn't look like Middle English at all. :)
Bardcore is actually the best thing to happen in 2020
to be fair, it was inevitable. People treat COVID like Plague 2.0
This isn't a genre, it's an adicttion.
This better be part of rewind 2020
Right after the murder hornets.
Agree! Not much else that’s great tbh 😒
This almost makes up for all the sh*t
Fairy godmother is quaking
She doth rolleth over in thine grave
Her wings do not work anymore
I'm so happy to witness the beginning of a new genre, beyond just a handful disconnected remixes of the past. You are one of the pioneers.
Thank you so much, buddy:))
I saw someone refer to it as bardcore and honestly? Yeah we love to see it
I take it you're too young to remember YTMND and the hundreds of Medieval versions that were created on that site. This ain't new.
'Tis truly an olde genre reborn unto this world.
@@MsSarcasticity but now its getting popular :/
Whence hath all the good men gone, and where the pagan gods?
Where, the vaunted Hercules, to fight the rising odds?
Is there not a white knight upon a fiery steed?
In the night I thrash and I spurn and I dream that which I need
I need a hero
I holdest out for a hero 'til the end of the night
I require him hale, I require him swift
When he comes marching home from the fight
I need a hero
I holdest out for a hero 'til the morning light
And he must be assured, if he's to be my lord
And he must tower taller than life
Bruh I sang along to this and it sounds TOO GOOD
@@FflorianASMR I Need a Pinochet lyrics
Ere the witching hour
Beyond the faerie sea
Whither hence beyond my grasp
A stranger beckons out to me
He rides the wynd and thunder and rises like the heat
One like unto Lancelot to sweep me of mine feet
(Chorus)
Out whence the mountains toucheth heav'n above
And whence the lightnings rend the sea
I know forsooth someone out hence beholds me
Through the chill, and the storm and the rains
And the night he doth not rest
His approach lights a pyre within my breast
(Chorus)
Now we only need a choir chant the lyrics polyphonically.
Holy fuck y'all I have nothing to contribute but I want to be part of it... Can I be a chorus girl? I don't think my voice will fuck it up too bad with other voices to cover mine up 😂
The fighter is defeated
The cleric is close to meet his god
The rogue is trapped
The Bard take his luth knowing that... He need a hero
And lo, thine Paladin arriveth!
@@TheGuardDuck Forsooth, the Paladin may smiteth thone Bard for playing so many tri-tones.
@@luminusprime Lol!
This is the best comment In history
the hero comes and then gets stomped to death by adra dragon. the end.
sir shrecke of swampton: eater of onions, crasher of weddings, keeper of the roar of the angry ogre, dodger of dragons, friend of donkeys, husband to fiona of far-far away
HITTETH IT
Vienna waiting for the Polish be like
AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE
STORMCLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL,
DEATH FROM ABOVE, MAKE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL!
SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS,
DEATH FROM ABOVE, IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS!
WE REMEMBER
IN SEPTEMBER
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
ah yes, my culture
Fucking love the comments here
And the actual Shrek line fits perfectly.
" to the castle Mongo "
Someone better add some vocals to this ASAP lol
OH, Lady Von Blingin', where arest thou?
Lady von Blingin’ we beseech thee
I’ve never made a proper video before. I believe it’s time.
With some high voiced, castrated male bard.
@@innerguardianXIII you mean an eunuch?
When a scoundrel lord & his sorceress mother hath kidnapped a fair maiden & taken the local kingdom hostage, so ye and the bois; an ogre, Khajiit and Talking Donkey, must rescue her and liberate the land, with the aid of an enchanted biscuit and their immense doppelgänger
Do not forget the man of the muffins dear sir, he hath the valor to make such a colossus of sweet breads
Joshua Wilshaw Of course! Let us not forget the noble contributions of the muffin-smith - Without his efforts, the kingdom would hath surely been forsaken!
enchanted biscuit XD
@@AquaFan1998 Doth thou knoweth the muffin man?
@@loonflam8910 i beleve the fair maiden to be married to the muffin warlock!
"c minor put it in c minor"
"Hit it!"
all those pumped up chevaliers better run better run, faster than my arrow
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots. best ye go, best ye go, outrun me bow
Strawberry Princess Ah, Ay see ye be a lass of Culture also.
@@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT ah yes, true kinfolk of culture
They “best make haste best make haste” you mean?
Someone did Pumped up kicks bardcore, and then someone else attached Old English lyrics
Princesses locked in their towers be like:
Fiona be like...
@@johndoherty487, yes lol
This whole genre is the best thing about this year so far.
Ey yuuuuuuuu back awae from mayh wiyfff
When you're about to get eaten by a dragon but a dude named George passes by.
Jaskier's sequel to Toss a Coin to Your Witcher
NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTON
NOOOOOOOOO
Thou must not lay thou filthy hands upon the gummy infused droplet!
Best thing about this music is that it perfectly captures how the overblown bombast of the original would sound if it was performed by a handful of itinerant bards in a smoky olde English tavern, right down to the overflowing tankards, buxon taverm wenches and flickering torchlight as they play (while the youngest member of the troupe goes around the tavern with his hat in his hands, asking for coins).
can hear it being played in The Witcher at a pub
Wher han al the gode men ygon
And wher are al the goden?
Wher is the strete-wis Ercules fighten the risynge oddes?
Is there ne a whit knigt upon a firi stede?
Lat at nigt I tosse and I turne
And I dreme o what I nede
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
He moste be strong
And he moste be swifte
And he moste be fresh from the figt
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
He moste be seur
And it moste be sone
And he moste be largere than lif
Largere than lif
Som-wher after mid-nigt
In my wiledest fantasie
Som-wher scant biyonde my reche
There is som-on rechynge bak for me
Rasynge on the thonder and risynge with the hete
It shalle requere an over-man swepen-me of my fet
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
He moste be strong
And he moste be swifte
And he moste be fresh from the figt
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
Up wher the mountaines meten the hevenes above
Oute wher the lighten hitteth the se
I coud swere there is som-on, som-wher wacchynge me
Thurgh the wind, and the chele, and the rein
And the storme and the flod
I can fele hys approche like a fir in my blod
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
He moste be strong
And he moste be swifte
And he moste be fresh from the figt
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the morninge ligt
He moste be seur
And it moste be sone
And he moste be largere than lif
I nede a heleth
I am with-stondynge for a heleth until the ende o the nigt
The best one yet
@@stoutyyyy Thank you!
are you trying to combine old English with a Scottish accent?
@@peachesplums It's (an attempt at) middle English, which is the rough way to describe english between about 1100 and 1500. It kept a lot of remnants of old english, with new norman influences. I think the reason it sounds a bit scottish is because scots english kept a lot of the middle english features :)
@@ruthharvey4158 Are you a linguist? 😱
I doth search for a knight, fresh from the fight..
"O Hercules, O Hercules, wherefore art thou Hercules?"
In order that his name might placate jealous Hera, in the vain hope that it might stay her fury toward one of her unfaithful husband's bastards
Heracles sounds more fancy
Shrek but more medieval
Next on the list:
Shrek but its a caveman remix
He just says "unga bunga knursk" over and over
True
"I suppose thou art not prepared for this melody, but thy offspring shall surely be enamored by it."
I'm so glad to be a dungeon master during these times
Epic escape through dwarven city of Kharz Barag, when enormous crystal powering whole city gonna explode
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
And then the Polish came in with pure metal
AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
@@eldon8712 COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
so LittleV's version then?
STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL
DEATH FROM ABOVE MADE OUR ENEMIES KNEEL.
SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS
DEATH FROM ABOVE IT'S AN ARMY OF KINGS
WE REMEMBER
IN SEPTEMBER
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!
This genre sounds like the best Legend of Zelda music
Could just see Link galloping Epona to across Hyrule to this track
@@TheGearsofwar2010 Breath of the Wild would be perfect for this song!
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 absolutely. Though I'm more into Ocarina, grew up with the N64. Great times
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 I'm breaking out the Phantom Ganon armor (minus helmet) and the giant horse for this ride
:)
Hark! How I do remember yon melodie from mine party playlist of 1485. Such merriment and rememory this so bringeth to mine ears.
You know what's quality? If the picture should be a giant gingerman and an ogre on its shoulders, a cat wearing boots, and a talking donkey
Some say in the Taverns of Olde the wenches would request this absolute banger from the local troubadours.
"Doth thou still knowest the muffin lord?"
"Of course, he doth reside upon Durey Lane, why?"
"We shalt need flour"
Brings me right back to Short Circuit 2 and 5's failing battery - thanks for the memories!
I'm glad I'm not the only one with memory of the short circuit movies
@@DUSKHUNTER713 used to watch them almost weekly!
Yes! All these kids talking about Shrek, when Johnny 5 did it first and better.
@@jv7x without a doubt.
Reminds me of shrek
Me too:))
@@georgeuskolkh8449 yuss
Reminds me personally of Short Circuit 2 ^^
Reminds me of a gravelly voiced Welsh woman in double denim with BIG hair...
Nawww
we definitely need a medieval style with vocals for this!!!!
Preferably Jennifer Saunders.
ua-cam.com/video/Ac66bQIbPtM/v-deo.html
I know this is late, but, if you haven't already look up "Holding Out for a Hero" by Hildegard von Blingin'
@@charmanderlover6433 yea I looked up. but thanks bro
Everybody: "Hey, the song from Shrek 2!"
Short Circuit 2, released over a decade earlier: "Am I a joke to you?"
EDIT: Footloose, predating everything: "Hold my beer"
And still, Johnny 5's revenge and return from the dead is one of the most satisfying moments in cinema history.
This version of the theme would fit as well as the original during the jousting with tractors at Footloose.
When Robin hood decides to kick the sheriff of Nottingham's ass.
*Fairy Godmother was seen quaking and wigless by the locals and later wandering behind the woods of Far Far Away not long after hearing this, eventually dissapearing from public eye. Her wherabouts remained unknown until only her damp wand was retrieved.*
Today, I shall repay mine debt...
En garde!
In the context of medieval music, this song suddenly becomes a lament for the lost Romantic heroes of chivalric myth. It becomes a plea for the return of Arthur to Albion in the midst of squabbling, petty barons, corrupt knights, and inept kings.
I know this is just a meme and all but I find it to be unirnically beutiful, very much indeed. I use to listen to this when I'm feeling down.
When thou art posted upon the city walls, doing naught but guarding the royal wedding, when before thine eyes appears a gingerbread man taller than thy walls.
So basically this would be a TOP TIER fantasy RPG backtrack for the overworld.
Nah, this would be the BGM that starts playing when you hit a random encounter.
"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
Gandalf comes in riding on a giant gingerbread man
I've been listening to all these medieval version and "Holding out for a hero" is the best !
This cover. It has layers. Like onions.
Bard Core is better than nightcore who agrees with me. Edit: thanks guys for the 1.6k likes
So we all agree to call this genre bardcore
Michael Sayavong yep
Everyone except younglings who humour on edge
Anything is better than nightcore
Bardcore also known as some people’s new DND campaign playlist
I wot not how Færy Godmother wast defeated on that even. That ogre wast most valiant.
my favorite genres for a while now are modern songs remixed into medieval or 80's music... life has gotten complicated
It's fascinating to be able to have a glimpse of what Shrek III and the people of his era would have actually heard during the battle of Far Far Away, centuries before the Hollywood film adaptation. It's too bad historical inaccuracies in modern media tend to muddy our perception of pivotal events.
I was just rewatching Shrek 2, and then this pops up.
Well, all right.
All of this has got me learning about medieval England. Thanks?
hope queen hildegaard von blingin' does this one next :)
YES!!!
Finally, the correct version of Shrek
The best scene in the movie history was predicted in medieval era. Craaazy stuff
Nice tavern melodies
Really wish it said in the title that it’s just instrumental because the fully finished ones with vocals are the best
Hilgard von Blingin's with medievalised lyrics: ua-cam.com/video/Nx-x_1lIXh4/v-deo.html
This is such a good new genre and I'm so happy to be here for it to see masterpieces like this
Its funny how I could still remember the scene-by-scene with just listening to the tune.
When the song is about a knight but the Medieval cover is only done now
There seems to be a ogre and a mule, they have ventured to see the ruler lord farquad, the knights of vallent and virtue will stop them
Forsooth! I make haste to rescue thee, Lady Shaundi of Stillewater!
Dreamworks should sign a contract with you
😂😂yeah
you know... songs have layers they are really like... well onions
I love that this song is more associated with Shrek than with the original movie.
I can hear the comments saying "WHAT OTHER MOVIE?"
Fun fact, i discovered this song with the robinh hood video (the old one), so this one is spot on. Spot on.
Fairy Godmother could not fly away, her wings burned from the fire of this medieval version.
Ah yeah, they recovered the recordings from the original Fairy Godmother's performance
These songs are way more interesting when you have time period accurate lyrics to them, like ""Bully Rooks and your Buskin Boots". It really sells the songs more, I wish you'd do more of those.
I had no idea medieval remixes could kick so much ass!
When your trash golem achieves a life of it's own
Peasants talking about Shrek, but the most important memory of this song is the fierce battle between Princess Banana Lady and Princess Disastah to avoid being banished from the kingdom of Rupaul.
I love these styles of music. Sometimes instrumental is more fun than with lyrics not always the case. It varies
my new favourite genre!
I need a healer
i'm holding out for a healer till the end of the run 📿
New fighting music to my small dnd campaign, love it
"I needeth a hero"
Ahh i remember my dear sister singing this after her beloved left the village to fight... she cried for days before being tried and killed as a witch because crying for more than 20minutes was the sign of a witch
Zoomers think of Shrek when they hear this song, but real historians know that this piece was originally from the Tapestry know as Short Circuit 2
Wtf is that? Shrek>>>>>
Xers/late boomers think of Footloose
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 boomers aren't people
@@CptManboobs Yeah okay buddy. Just be careful with all that razor edge
very well, boomer
The entire Shrek series is literally the comment section of these videos where people say modern things in old english
I hope that this genre shalt be known throughout the land and make it to the mainstream. 😘😘😘😘😘
Whence but a single knight rideth upon thine castle.
Wherefore art thou shrek?
Oscar, you will not get away. I am REALLY PISSED OFF!
It's time for the great pleague
The crow doctors are coming with hope
I didn't know I need this music in my life 😆
Imagine an actual Flute Player in the Medieval times laying down a track this sick and the court withholding his greuel until he produced yet more bangers lol
Each event is preceded by prophecy. But without the hero, there is no event. Zurin Arctus
Love your content, man
When you are besieged in Vienna waiting for the Winged Hussars to arrive.
Oh look another reason to jam to this song.
Imagine if civilization collapses and all we have left for music is bardcore
I never heard the song but this version of it sounds like it would be in the medieval times
I would absolutely love to hear a bard singing to this~ This instrumental is incredible
Ahhhhhh I cant decide if I should be happy or sad how far down this rabbit hole I'm in!
I keep liking the next one better than the last. You guys have definitely hit upon something beautiful and unique. Please keep on doing what you're doing. Subscribed!
This is how it should've been performed in Shrek 2, some of the musical score of the Shrek films is medieval/fairy-tale inspired.