Anyone who wants to feel a pathological sense of power over innocent children basically just needs to emulate the oppressive systems of our capitalist education.
You say that, but I used to be able to play games way better. Cognitive decline is a natural part of life. And kids are getting smarter and smarter every generation!
yeah ok look up the statistics on failed students and dropping math and linguistic skills in the US. Its been on a steep decline since the no child left behind which pushed them through even if they failed now we have iphones and ipads given to toddlers which further reduces their attention spans and intelligence.
Chris is the family friend who gets all the chicks when they see he's good with kids, Dave is the fun uncle who also absolutely doesn't hold back, and Cory is the dude who seems weird at first on account of being dressed like Ash Ketchum, until you realize he's just here because he's way too into the game and about on the same mental level as the kids
i love Dave at this part 23:00 and 24:00 was the funniest to me. Pretending to be Chris's little brother and mistaking Chris for Swagger Souls doing a Markiplier voice impression... its just so good and Dave just rolls with it perfectly lmao
Unlike Zachs voice witch got higher I’ve heard rumours that they have to make his voice deeper in post production (all the years of ballon huffing damaged it)
@ after chris uses the word “accusations,” the kid repeats himself but this time he tries to pronounce it correctly. everybody is talking over each other but you can hear him trying out the new pronunciation and trying to figure out if it’s correct.
I've watched this video 40 times today and NOWHERE in this video does Dave visibly appear. Only his beautiful voice can be heard. So, how could you possibly know he looks like he could pull off a lord of the flie, hmmmm? Your ass is on the line now buddy.
These kids are probably obsessed with FNF and have it as one of their favorite games. Thats like if you were a big Zelda fan and Miyamoto called you a slur as a child
You know you've made it as a huge mainstream fandom when making fun of the contrived jokes becomes as predictable and contrived itself! So yes, you are 100% correct.
I love how everyone wanted Chris to take over after Dave got on becusse he didnt sound like Swaggersouls but if Dave said he was the creator of FNF those kids would've been eating out of the palm of his hand. Just goes to show how humble he is.
@@gigastrike2 Some guy with a helmet. There's a really funny video of him vomiting in it called Misfits does anything for views. It's the only video of his I've seen so can't really say much else, think it's sad that kids think of that guy instead of the Light Bringer himself when they hear the majestic voice of Linkara
Homie then you haven't watched the library of Corey Borealis raging on this channel. Their Super Mario World playthrough from 2 years ago might peek your interest.
We must fear the day Dave realizes he can go near a school and shout "I made FNF" and instantly recruit tens of child soldiers willing to kill and die on his command.
It's so funny how night and day Chris and Dave are towards the kids LMAO. Chris just making kids laugh with impressions and small activities while Dave is just terrorizing them and swearing like usual.
this is one of the best videos of all time. i love when they play VR games with the public and dave is absolutely at the top of this game 7:43 this entire minute and a half lives rent free in my head
I never knew that song before and I have 2 Beatles albums on vinyl. I doubt Chris knew about it, he thinks epic soundtrack music made with orchestral vsti's is "good" and has only been to two Tenacious D concerts before.
@ why on earth would anyone want to be John Lennon considering what ended up happening to him...anyway I'm not even a massive Beatles fan or anything, The Who and The Kinks were both better bands from that era anyhow.
Chris your IMMEDIATELY quieter every time you need to lie as imposter. Dave, getting voted out for having a bad markiplier voice is hillarious Corey, I love you
So far here are chris, dave and cory delaminguez habilities: Chris: Gaslighting. Dave: mind games and manipulation. Cory Delaminguez: making people dumber.
The screaming contest made me laugh hard. Maturity is overrated Also, as much as they joke about babysitting it was honestly weirdly wholesome watching the boys sit around entertaining children
Chris immediately riling up the children of the server like a bunch of rabid chimps is the funniest shit in the world
Those kids were waiting to have a screaming contest
We’ve all done it, jump into a lobby full of young people shout the loudest and sit back enjoy the chaos.
it's like the opposite of that dunkey video
@@KanadasKid Dunky has a child.
Chris and his many MANY children command the Irish steppe at this point and aren't very close to their patriarch.
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 dunkey made the "amogos fortinte" video before he had a kid
I see the Oneyplays fan meetup was a massive success!!
These were the oldest Oneyplays fans
In all seriousness, it's pretty sobering to know that some of these players are younger than Left for Speed. We're all getting old, folks.
@@LostCosmonautsI bet they've never even heard of Dragonzball P
Remember Kids These Days?
@@LostCosmonautsI have fortnite skins older than these toddlers
zachs line in another vid about kids naturally having godly comedic timing then unlearning it as they grow up is so true
What video?
@@HL-iz9jiIt’s in the ‘Cory’s Favorites - Websplorers’ video at the Go!Animate part at around 11mins
Yeah . What FUCKING video since you know so much!
As someone who works with kids this is so true
@@HL-iz9jiI think it’s a Cory’s favorites websplorers video where they’re watching a goanimate video voiced by some kids
these kids dont even know theyre playing with friday night funkin himself
Even if dave told them they'd probably say "nuh uhhh"
never cook again
john funkin
the friday night funkin man
@@yoylecaikhe never knew how to cook to begin with
I love when they let Chris interacr with the public
It's like watching a zoo animal escape from its enclosure
i hate what happens after....
ya just don’t let tomar interacr wit tha public…
Autism should not be allowed to spread too far
its dangerous tho, remeber when that small child fell into the oney hole enclosure?
Really nice to see Dave meet and interact with Friday Night Funkin fans
never even thought about that, these kids dont even know they're talking to their biggest idol, the funkin guy
It would’ve been hilarious if Dave just said “I created FNF” and see how they freak out loll
Dave meets his fanbase
Cory meets his intellectual equals
And Chris speaks to another human for the first time in years
"I need another two million, can you guys tell me the 3 numbers on the back of your mother's credit card?"
@TheBearWithOrangeFur if there's another episode he needs to
The idea of a 55 year old Native American who loves Among Us for the tasks is so damn funny
I thought Chris was Irish?
@@HOTD108_ the irish are the real native americans
@@thecoloryellow5014 He just loves to be helpful.
you mean keanu reeves
just another day at the office
"Oh Pink. You are sweating piss out your pores, you moron." has to be one of the most diabolical ways to put a child on the spot lmao
And what the hell? It was for no reason, too.
@@SpeedyThingGoIn4 fr i think that's legit groomer activity. i just made a post about it on the subreddit
@@SpeedyThingGoIn4 he went into like EIGHT different rooms and did NO tasks, werent you listening
I love how Dave starts playing games with kids and immediately has them raise their hands like they're in school
Anyone who wants to feel a pathological sense of power over innocent children basically just needs to emulate the oppressive systems of our capitalist education.
I’m a teacher and can’t even get my students to raise their damn hands
@@cliftonwindham4194it's cause you didn't make Friday night funkin 😞😞
Dave is gonna be a great dad, I mean his kids won’t be very well behaved or anything but they’ll probably be happier than the ones that are.
@@BodyheadPictures His kids would be ejected out of the moving car for raising their hand one day.
It’s so nice of Chris to take time out of his day to volunteer at a daycare
It's the only way the government will let him see Cory these days.
They can barely outsmart 12 year olds, this is the perfect game for them I guess.
No, they just don't care and are having fun MOST of the time.
Those kids are spineless, they off you in front of everyone while jiggling and no one even cares
You say that, but I used to be able to play games way better. Cognitive decline is a natural part of life. And kids are getting smarter and smarter every generation!
@@PlayNiceFolksMe when I lie
yeah ok look up the statistics on failed students and dropping math and linguistic skills in the US. Its been on a steep decline since the no child left behind which pushed them through even if they failed now we have iphones and ipads given to toddlers which further reduces their attention spans and intelligence.
Chris watched his language around the kids like someone used to dealing with younger relatives & then Dave just went beast mode on them
Chris is the family friend who gets all the chicks when they see he's good with kids, Dave is the fun uncle who also absolutely doesn't hold back, and Cory is the dude who seems weird at first on account of being dressed like Ash Ketchum, until you realize he's just here because he's way too into the game and about on the same mental level as the kids
@@makeitthrough_ and then you find out randomly each of them have been married for like 8 years despite being mentally 15 years old
The thing I love about the OneyPlays team is how quick they are to capitalise on current trends!
Hopefully they play Hello Neighbor next!
I hope they play Five Freddy’s at Freddy’s!!!! It’s so scary but also cool
If other gaming UA-camrs flew in private jets, Oneyplays rides around in a cardboard box with markers making spaceship noises. It's the vibes.
I cant wait to see next weeks video where the guys play happy wheels
I just dumped my life earnings into OneyCoin
23:12 "I will never do the markiplier voice ever again if you dont vote pink right now" 1 second goes by "im voting pink right now" lmfao
He didn't even do the Markiplier voice in the first place. The kid just wanted to hear his Markiplier voice and immediately regretted it.
HEY PETER
i love Dave at this part 23:00 and 24:00 was the funniest to me. Pretending to be Chris's little brother and mistaking Chris for Swagger Souls doing a Markiplier voice impression... its just so good and Dave just rolls with it perfectly lmao
The "ok" was filled with such genuine dread too
Chris half heartedly voicing every family guy character to children is the top shelf content we come to see
Three man-children interacting with actual children in a VR game is the kind of quality content I crave for
chris entertaining an actual baby by screaming at it in among us vr is an all-timer moment
20:42
its a wonder why he doesnt have any kids yet
betrayed by the Donkey Kongess
Even though tomar wasn’t here, I felt like he had a sinister presence. Almost like he was among us.
Dude... Say that again.
Look into my Tomar shaped eyes and say that once more...
@Aqalad2781 Dude your eyes turned red when you said Tomar
Dude your teeth turned black and your gums turned white... Just like Tomar...
Sounds pretty sus
Chris pretending to be me is real imposter behavior..
thought you were swagging somewhere else
Legendary youtuber saggersouls?!?
I have aids
Swagger souls mixed with linkara
Swag of you swagger
You can tell Chris’s voice really deepened with age, the only Family Guy impression he can still do is Joe
Unlike Zachs voice witch got higher I’ve heard rumours that they have to make his voice deeper in post production (all the years of ballon huffing damaged it)
@@Not-spelt-like-at That's how he knew about the helium thing in Smiling Friends Season 1 Episode 7: "Frowning Friends" at 05:15 timestamp!
@@Not-spelt-like-atzach is on the galaxy gas
@@Not-spelt-like-atforespoken ep 1 comes to mind
He went through his second puberty like PirateSoftware
Makes the children laugh and scream with joy while making funny voices.
Chris will be a great dad.
First he needs to talk to a.... gulp..... woman🥶
Ngl When they kept asking him to do the family guy voices that was adorable
Or a great pedo.
" i dont wanna be a bitch, but it was pink" is timed so well idk why that made me laugh so much
15:55
@ 16:17 Cory zombie groan
It nice seeing the Oneyplays crew interacting with their audience
Nah I wish
We're stuck with the teenagers who think they're funny
“you’re just throwing out accusions” is amazing i can’t believe somebody other than corey said it
It definitely helps that theyre literally children lmao
@ after chris uses the word “accusations,” the kid repeats himself but this time he tries to pronounce it correctly. everybody is talking over each other but you can hear him trying out the new pronunciation and trying to figure out if it’s correct.
Chris playing with a bunch of kids is much more entertaining than it has any right to be
have you seen your little cousin RoachDoggJr?
No😞
Pause
You just described the channel bro
Some of the best oneyplays eps are the Harry Potter, Second Life, and Star Trek ones for this reason
Cory borealis saying "I'm going to puke" and spinning around non stop
25:23 "phurple..! i got two words for you.., suck it..!" PLEASSEEE PUT THIS IN BEST OF 2025
Chris, watch your back dude
Why hes a good noodle
@@wigglesbeeBecause there’s evildoers afoot
3:02
He did more than just watch in the end
It’s actually kind of cute to see how good Chris is with kids.
And funny how bad dave is
Of course he is, he lives with Adam
Cute?
@@selafifriel”Uh, okay you stupid little (Donkey Kong noise)…you can go…yeah…”
Corey knowing anything about Persona besides porn is genuinely impressive for him
He and Dave love the series, they gush about it throughout multiple series together.
Dave looks like he could actually pull off a lord of the flies
I've watched this video 40 times today and NOWHERE in this video does Dave visibly appear. Only his beautiful voice can be heard. So, how could you possibly know he looks like he could pull off a lord of the flie, hmmmm? Your ass is on the line now buddy.
Because we've seen him before at Dave's biithday party @HOTD108_
I hope everyone could hear all 3 voices at once so they thought they were playing with some 100 year old 3 headed demon
They're John Carpenter's "The Thing"
Dave calling a kid a slur made me spit out my tea 😂
When?
@@Alph4Falc0pretty much every time they censor something
Made me spit up my soylent
less funny but pretty sure he just said fuck
These kids are probably obsessed with FNF and have it as one of their favorite games. Thats like if you were a big Zelda fan and Miyamoto called you a slur as a child
A real oneyplays fan would know this was foreshadowed by Cory Drawing Amongus Porn back in September 2024.
I predicted the elections the exact same way
Wait
On twitter or newgrounds?
@@seansmith6255On the official spazkid bilibili account
@@seansmith6255you really wanna find me huh
post link, or it didn't happened
8:14
This is the EXACT tone of playing along at a daycare
"Who's the (blank)? Raise your hand."
*"MEEEE! MEEEE!"*
The fact he was the imposter was hilarious
I love how Chris is calling the guy a baby for raising his hand. Then, the baby that was laughing earlier runs over to start pointing at him. 21:41
"That's not even violent. I saw Deadpool and Wolverine." -Some random kid
Timestamp?
@@REPUGNANCE_ 7:06
Got the quote wrong though lol
12 year olds playing vr games are a hundred times funnier than the average oneyplays fan
Well they werent vomiting up the same 3 Zach quotes or accusing Tomar of being a serial ape escapist, so no arguments here.
Not me though right? I'm funny right?
You know you've made it as a huge mainstream fandom when making fun of the contrived jokes becomes as predictable and contrived itself!
So yes, you are 100% correct.
@Omegaset yes we are omitted from this all encompassing rule because i said so
@@bulletbill5977 I agree, I'm sick and tired of the Tomar accusations after the president pardoned him. 😔
Dave bullying children, perfect
Dave getting bullied 😂
It's payback for the fanbase surrounding his game, his therapist even told him specifically to do this on Among Us VR
I love how everyone wanted Chris to take over after Dave got on becusse he didnt sound like Swaggersouls but if Dave said he was the creator of FNF those kids would've been eating out of the palm of his hand. Just goes to show how humble he is.
They wouldn't have believed him
@@earlykyler2165I mean they voted out everyone that said they where the imposter (even when it was wrong) so they probably believe anything
Jeff would have gotten better clout once he said the line
Who the heck is Swaggersouls?
@@gigastrike2 Some guy with a helmet. There's a really funny video of him vomiting in it called Misfits does anything for views. It's the only video of his I've seen so can't really say much else, think it's sad that kids think of that guy instead of the Light Bringer himself when they hear the majestic voice of Linkara
"it's pink! It's pink!" [SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED]
Timestamp pls
Timestamp
17:33
I love how consistent Cory's VR motion sickness is in Oneyplays lore, they do such a good job in crafting a believable world for us.
I love the little crewmate illustrations in the corner. Very goofy
8:56 That was not an idiot, that was an honest child. Bless his heart for sticking to his morals. That's a good kid, he was raised right.
30 minutes of Chris doing impressions to make children do his bidding
31:25 "Sigma, sigma, on the wall. Who's the skibidiest of them all?"
Love their little gibberish language
new vocal stim just dropped
Dave and Corey are starting to become my favorite combo.
A tard and his wrangler
like peanut butter and mayonnaise
The best part of this statement is I'm not entirely sure which one is which
The Dave and Cory combo has been my favorite since Windwaker, the autism is through the roof
A turd and his burglar
It's even more insane than Cory and Adam, imagine all three of them.
Kids know perfect comedic timing, they just unlearn it to make room for algebra and taxes
Those kids did funny screams perfectly on command
They taught taxes at your school?
@@HOTD108_ you can learn things yourself
When the green baby did the scream at 20:47 I spat out my shake
It was like a miniature Zach scream
Your big gulp shake?
@@Corkoth55I have a feeling that Green will grow up to be a great man or woman.
Chris just immediately responding by screaming back at him was the perfect response, the kid loved it
Every kid turns into sammyclassicsonicfan the minute they get accused of being imposter.
I still can’t believe he got an 8 year old to yell “I hate my parents” just to add him as a friend, literally peak kidbrain
25:25 The fact a child made Chris laugh the hardest I've ever heard him laugh before, lmao
Homie then you haven't watched the library of Corey Borealis raging on this channel. Their Super Mario World playthrough from 2 years ago might peek your interest.
Then u have not seen when Niall faceplanted
@@RiaPanPan True that one was harder. This one was up there though lol.
And he was quoting WWE at the time when he did it 🥲
this must be your first oneyplays video then
Chris would genuinely make a good dad 😭
I love how he plays along with them and plays along with their jokes, its strangely adorable.
What An Absolute Masterpiece Of A Video, Chris Dave And Cory Interacting With Others On Their Same Intelligence Level Is So Good.
Was it a masterpiece or was it the master's piece?
I respect that Chris didn't cuss to the kids for as long as I watched the video.
This is actually wholesome. Chris, Cory and Dave are playing games with Adam’s children.
I swear I heard his voice
oh god he's multiplying
He's laid a thousand Adamic eggs across Burbank.
the little child's bronchitis cough at 23:33 really does cement that this is basically a child's day care.
14:03 Really cool of Markiplier to take time from his filmmaking ventures to join Oney and the gang
The kids thinking Chris is Swaggersouls 😂
Are...
Are we old?
Dave cant be trusted with power
Dave can't be trusted 50 meters near an elementary school
We must fear the day Dave realizes he can go near a school and shout "I made FNF" and instantly recruit tens of child soldiers willing to kill and die on his command.
It's so funny how night and day Chris and Dave are towards the kids LMAO. Chris just making kids laugh with impressions and small activities while Dave is just terrorizing them and swearing like usual.
These kids are so innocent and full of joy I already love watching this. Chris has the child at heart perk.
The comedic delivery from these kids are great.
this is one of the best videos of all time. i love when they play VR games with the public and dave is absolutely at the top of this game
7:43 this entire minute and a half lives rent free in my head
You guys have fucking GOT to get zach on lyle on this game. Seriously, it would be one of the top 3 funniest oneyplays ever
Little screaming gen alpha kids being on the same wavelength is really funny
Millennials and gen alpha has a small overlap of humor
Chris has a knack for riling up kids while Dave has a knack for pissing them all off lol
34:40 Dave 's Lynyrd Skynyrd Free Bird reference followed by Chris interpreting it as a Beatles reference was the greatest Among Us of all
I never knew that song before and I have 2 Beatles albums on vinyl. I doubt Chris knew about it, he thinks epic soundtrack music made with orchestral vsti's is "good" and has only been to two Tenacious D concerts before.
@@darkdemigod why u hatin so hard vro
@@darkdemigod Look out everyone, here comes the anime-obsessed edgelord music snob who thinks he's the next John Lennon 🙄
@ why on earth would anyone want to be John Lennon considering what ended up happening to him...anyway I'm not even a massive Beatles fan or anything, The Who and The Kinks were both better bands from that era anyhow.
This thread gave me dementia fibrosis hemorrhoids gout cataracts schizophrenia dysentery a staph infection and aids.
Kids knew swaggersouls but not Chris O’ Neil from the hit series oneyplays?!
Too old, unc status dare i say
Everyone acting like Chris hasn’t been entertaining people with the humour of little kids for DECADES
legitimately hilarious episode lmao.
I think you were seeing them lag out and dissappear those times that they teleported.
What a wholesome video guys! It's so sweet to see Cory finally died.
I love how Cory constantly talks about puking while purposefully moving in circles like a madman
I didn't even need to see the thumbnail I knew this was some shit Corey and Dave would want to play
The joy of the kids listening to Chris’s voice impressions is weirdly wholesome
Chris your IMMEDIATELY quieter every time you need to lie as imposter.
Dave, getting voted out for having a bad markiplier voice is hillarious
Corey, I love you
I'm glad Cory recovered from his motion sickness induced death, it was such a speedy recovery
That wasn’t the original Cory, it was a clone of Cory. The original died decades ago.
More like greedy recovery
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur But does he have all the memories of the original Corey?
@@Havokwreaker Yes. He’s also dating Shapiffany.
I love that Corey decihpered the childs singing of Persona 3 reloaded.
The hard cut to dadman being ejected after accusing him when he was innocent every time was so fucking funny
" I will never do the Markiplier voice ever again if you don't vote pink off right now " - Dave 😂😂😂 had me rolling
So far here are chris, dave and cory delaminguez habilities:
Chris: Gaslighting.
Dave: mind games and manipulation.
Cory Delaminguez: making people dumber.
I need a shit ton more of this, there's literally nothing more funny than children that have no respect for you
idk why but the kid open-mouth coughing at 23:31 GOT ME
What was lil bro smoking😂
21:55 “I’m really bad at lying to children”
Guess Chris needs to learn a thing or two from uncle Tomar
I think Dave might actually give Tomar a run for his money at being a tyrant with how much power he easily lords over an army of children
And that's all without mentioning FNF
That one blue kid who politely said please instead of getting upset and openly admitted he was the impostor is a treasure, protect him at all costs
Imagine being a fan of oneyplays and find out your kid was playing with chris,dave and cory
imagine being a kid and finding out you got psychologically manipulated by the FNF creator in Among Us
It's really charming that the kids want to hear all of Christ's impersonation.
🙏✝️
These kids would shit themselves if they knew who dave was
Chris is really good around kids. He's just silly & entertaining. I bet he's an amazing uncle.
That's what I thought too, he's gonna the favorite uncle 1 day.
This with zach and lyle would be the greatest oneyplays episode yet
14:55 bookmarking that qt af yippee
The screaming contest made me laugh hard. Maturity is overrated
Also, as much as they joke about babysitting it was honestly weirdly wholesome watching the boys sit around entertaining children
Ghost children following Dave around a spaceship calling him a sucker is crack up
i love when cory soyrage in a kids game
I love the tiny lil guys in the corner
Rest in peace Cory, motion sickness is a terrible way to go
Chris “Saggersoul” Sephiroth
Pink’s squidward laugh at 15:40 is killing me