@@Absolutely_Nobodyupset that her friend was almost "murdered" but didn't care that Golem killed someone on the road and tells her it isn't her fault when it was
Imagine a parralel universe where we have PaxPlays and these rancid characters are moaning about Chris' dialogue and Armenian Cory's character deisgn 'Zach's hypotheticals are clearly micro agressions!'
Cory's tism is like flipping a coin. You either get complete brainrot like "Hi, would you like to sharpen a pencil" or god-tier wit like "She's shaped like the letter A"
The "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit wasn't even a bad bit. He was just trying to take the joke in the direction of him being an unqualified translator who only knows Duolingo-tier basic phrases like the kind you would learn in a classroom. Zach and Chris were just deadset on taking it elsewhere and need to have another visit with their brave improv coach.
3:44 I was expecting the reason why she hated robots was because of some basic, "Robots killed my family" story but no she's literally just racist against robots
As a leftist it’s so almost comically hypocritical that I’m almost convinced an actual nazi wrote this game and passed it off as leftist as a psyop. Because it’s actually fascinating how poorly every single aspect of this entire game is executed 💀
exactly, is even worse, she is racist against robot because her powers dont work on them, like is a normal and good thing she can do what she wants with everyone, gets worse later when explaining how she use that to get money in the worst ways
Don't you know that owning things and having a means of self-defense is the most evil thing a person could possibly do? It's basically as evil as capitalism.
Gotta love how this game is about being marginalized and oppressed but the main gang lives in an 1000 sq foot designer apartment and own a mobile home with its own garage space.
It’s because the people who have made this game have never truly lived in murk and filth of the outside world, they can only create their own mud and swim in it.
This game was studied to become the O'neil players cryptonit. The gang just kept evolving and became insensitive to this vaccine game. And one day ; no bad video games would be able to save humanity from those biohazards funny creeps.
Zach reacting to games with bad dialogue and millennial writing is my new favorite Oneyplays genre I hope these games inspire an episode of Smiling Friends Season 3
so let me get this straight, big security robot sees intruders, does nothing to them, goes back to the house, they invade private property, the resident uses a shotgun to defend herself against the invaders, they blame her for defending herself against them, she feels bad and submits to them, gives the gun away...what?
Why the hell are they stopping to camp on the side of the road with no shelter? They have a robot driving a bus! Just cook while he continues to drive!
If they has to robot turned off connected to a charger then that would be a good reason to have them stop… but instead they put him in a little apron and have him cook.
A game so bad that the people this game was meant to pander to are saying this is a stealth parody from the opposition. Truly the work of a true artist...
Many such cases lately in both Hollywood and the game industry. This level of desperate pandering and juvenile writing is indistinguishable from parody.
@@sealake7935 and if it was funded by the EU, then there's also a high likelihood that NATO money was laundered through it too. I also want to participate in dunking on the government psyop games
Has Oney and the others seen that Tokyo Game Show Dustborn exhibit image? Where the crowd goes literally anywhere but near that game, with the lead developer standing by his lonesome.
@lufufi3iboo part of the plot of the game is legit (not kidding): Aliens are making people go crazy by brainwashing them with right wing conspiracy theories.
@lufufi3iboo part of the plot is legit: aliens are infecting people with a mind virus that transforms them into a paranoid and crazy parody of republicans.
I'm just really glad that this game, with a cast of diverse characters all coming from different cultures, reduces Canada to being France but with nothing in it.
its cool how for some reason all the prairie provinces joined together with ontairo to form one glob "socalist" nation while quebec is completely fine.
Cory's immense hatred for Sai in particular needs to be studied. A game finally put a character with his self described ideal body type in but he hates the character and game so badly all he feels is visceral hatred towards her 😭
Impossible, after the feminist village section which is still awful but funny, the game is a complete slopfest. The only interesting thing is seeing how the characters keep gettinh worse and worse.
I know the main "protag" is meant to be insufferable but...turning off the radio while the guy is vibing is just weirdly in character. (On the bus, little hearts...then no hearts) It's just such a petty little "no, eff you in particular" to someone they're supposed to be friends with, accidental perfection.
Oh, hell yeah! More of my favorite show: "Unlikable and Unnatural Freaks Try To Figure Out Why Everyone Thinks They're Unlikable and Unnatural Freaks!"
It's hilarious to me that they talked about sending this game 30 years into the past and their conversation references the video game crash and Pong, when 30 years ago was 1995
To be fair, I'm glad they'd never come to my State. I do have to ask though, is the blue supposed to be ocean? Are they saying Florida is underwater? Like they've been saying will happen to us for like, 80 years?
looks like it either sank into the ocean or was nuked and broke into pieces. kinda reminds me of the world map from steven universe where it's straight-up not even there. it's my state too and even though i and everyone i know hates it here, it really gets old when your home is always the butt of every joke.
@@zebraofdestiny look at it this way, the less the opinion of Florida by out of staters, the less you need to worry about them coming here and further congesting our roads and highways like the snowbirds do on a yearly basis. Embrace the deep lore of the Florida Gator and Florida Man lore. We're the greatest State and I'd prefer to not have a bunch of people flood it
Games are supposed to be engaging, immersive, and, most importantly, fun. This game is just a story of an unlikeable self-absorbed group of "friends" filled with forced messaging, unfunny quips upon quips, and is so alien to base storytelling. This game wasn't made in a studio it escaped the trash bin.
In case you're wondering if they'll actually beat this game, it's at least a 15-hour game where you meet increasingly annoying characters (Pax's sister, who they're going to meet soon, is a particular kind of awful), and Sai gets even worse. Take your bets
This entire playthrough was worth it for them mocking Clayfist about being in the toilet and suddenly the port-a-potty door flies off and the battle is all ogre. The Shrekening was upon this episode. I hope they keep playing because it's sickly funny.
I love how Tomar in particular shits so hard on the god awful voice acting in this because he knows what good VA sounds like. These people sound like they read their lines on ambien.
Tomar is the best plumber I've ever seen! I called him late at night to unclog my toilet and he sounded so enthusiastic with his breathing growing quicker as I described the problem to him before he shouted, "I'll be there in 10 minutes!" I was so relieved to hear and I anxiously awaited his arrival. Soon he burst through my front door wearing his trademark wife beater and denim vest armed with a silly straw. I showed him the way to the bathroom and he requested I close the door to give him space to work. Usually I like to keep an eye on contractors whike they're in my house, but since I felt bad calling him so late at night, I agreed. Soon, I heard a loud slurping sound eminating from the bathroom interrupted only by loud moaning. I thought about peeking in the door, but i didnt want to interrupt a professional. A few minutes of this later, he opened the door and wiped a brown liquid from his mouth while the same eerie brown liquid dripped from his silly straw. I offered to pay him, but he smiled a crooked, brown smile and said I had already paid him with my kindness. Which was just so generous. The toilet was spotless and worked just fine! Needless to say, I will be hiring him again soon! 10/10
"why do you hate robots"
"where i grew up robots were frowned upon"
wow what an open-minded and sensitive main character
And I bet the hypocrisy will never be addressed.
i love it when they make villains the main characters and don't even try to give them a single noble trait
@@Absolutely_Nobodyupset that her friend was almost "murdered" but didn't care that Golem killed someone on the road and tells her it isn't her fault when it was
@@Absolutely_Nobody much like how people in real life who preach about not being racist yet are openly racist.
Pretty sure this is supposed to be a character flaw....
I just realized the reason she hates the robot is that her gaslighting shout powers don't work on him
Bingo.
Exactly, so toxic
The robot has the power of autism.
Also her ability is gaslighting. Are we supposed to hate the main character?
@pyrotechnick420 you are crazy nobody thinks that
I was born to watch this, dust born
*looks at camera with veiny red eyes and says the full legal names of your parents*
Were you perhaps the newporn?
Guess what, now you’re the new porn
..say that again?
Make sure to stay away from the new porn
Imagine a parralel universe where we have PaxPlays and these rancid characters are moaning about Chris' dialogue and Armenian Cory's character deisgn
'Zach's hypotheticals are clearly micro agressions!'
CHRIS aka “Crazy Hateful Racist Indiegame Showcase” is the parallel universe version of the PAX game convention she’s named after
lmao!
cory is armenian?
@@emred4653Its a reference to a edit of him dubbed Armenian Cory
@@boxcarTV thats is AN INSANE answer, i love you
Cory's tism is like flipping a coin. You either get complete brainrot like "Hi, would you like to sharpen a pencil" or god-tier wit like "She's shaped like the letter A"
True, extremely true
The "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit wasn't even a bad bit. He was just trying to take the joke in the direction of him being an unqualified translator who only knows Duolingo-tier basic phrases like the kind you would learn in a classroom.
Zach and Chris were just deadset on taking it elsewhere and need to have another visit with their brave improv coach.
"would you like to sharpen a pencil" was one of the funniest jokes of all time, right up there with "bong hit transplant"
@@sillyslambo8527 They really didn't throw him a BONE(s)
My favourite coryism is still "One is a masterpiece the other is a masters piece"
“She’s shaped like the letter A”
I actually think I shat and pissed simultaneously. I’ve barely started the goddamn video
That’s why you always need to watch Oney plays videos on the toilet.
@ you're so right
@@CitrusautomatonOkayeg
@@OneyKaylzYou're so tight
Did you achieve lift-off
3:44 I was expecting the reason why she hated robots was because of some basic, "Robots killed my family" story but no she's literally just racist against robots
As a leftist it’s so almost comically hypocritical that I’m almost convinced an actual nazi wrote this game and passed it off as leftist as a psyop. Because it’s actually fascinating how poorly every single aspect of this entire game is executed 💀
exactly, is even worse, she is racist against robot because her powers dont work on them, like is a normal and good thing she can do what she wants with everyone, gets worse later when explaining how she use that to get money in the worst ways
@@isaacspeyer1129 are the "nazies" in the room with us right now?
@@asoret
Okay here’s a better idea!
Someone gets an engineer and builds a VOX machine to get the robots to listen to her commands!
@@isaacspeyer1129 it feels like a parody of left wing media like how Velma did
I like how the game's normal dialouge has a ton of edgy swearing but the "weaponized words" attacks are all squeaky clean PG one-liners
Oh buzz off already man
Wokies are childish
Listen fat, you should buzz off NOW!
Gordon Ramsay would've been a DEITY in this universe
Skyrim did weaponised words better
I like how instantly the camp is considered evil now because the robot talks about private property, and they have guns, very subtle.
Don't you know that owning things and having a means of self-defense is the most evil thing a person could possibly do? It's basically as evil as capitalism.
Trust me, it gets much worse very quickly.
Gotta love how this game is about being marginalized and oppressed but the main gang lives in an 1000 sq foot designer apartment and own a mobile home with its own garage space.
Well yeah, they’re oppressed because uhhhhh…. and that’s why they’re the Goodguys!
They also have a robot slave
And they keep acting like brats with main character syndrome.
And they murdered those two innocent people in the first episode
It’s because the people who have made this game have never truly lived in murk and filth of the outside world, they can only create their own mud and swim in it.
It's bananas how much that one character looks exactly like their saints row joke character
This game was studied to become the O'neil players cryptonit. The gang just kept evolving and became insensitive to this vaccine game.
And one day ; no bad video games would be able to save humanity from those biohazards funny creeps.
You mean “Bonanas”?
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur No
Everyday I’m praying for more Dustborn, let’s keep this edging streak going
And then the denial at the end makes me squidge
@@oweeb5909I want to ask what squidge means but I also would like to keep my degenerate lingo at absolute zero
I want them to react to all the dumb story moments later on.
@MinecraftManager I think it just means to make a squelching or squirting noise, so…. yeah.
12:50 "SHE WAS SHITTING!"
i spat out my fuckin gamer energy drink at that
switch gamer energy drink with my peenitz haha
G fuel? Guacamole Gamer Fart?
Fun fact: Corey was actually warped into the letter t by Tomar as punishment for desecrating his manifesto
He turned him into Tumblr and filled him with porn and more porn
Deserved
It’s like an “All Tomorrows” punishment
the Tomanifesto will not be disrespected.
@@goobie23
his crinkle will be heard
Them predicting Sai emerging from a toilet had me howling
Zach reacting to games with bad dialogue and millennial writing is my new favorite Oneyplays genre
I hope these games inspire an episode of Smiling Friends Season 3
Pim and Charlie have to help a superhero who's newest movie flopped and he just makes annoying MCU one-liners the whole episode
@kabbablabba4073 Pim and Charlie get the superhero to smile. Pim says "Erm, he smiles now?" to which Charlie responds "Yeah, he smiles now."
“The quirky one but in all the wrong ways” describes this game to a tee
I know right, he could not have summed it up better if he tried
To a teehee!
so let me get this straight, big security robot sees intruders, does nothing to them, goes back to the house, they invade private property, the resident uses a shotgun to defend herself against the invaders, they blame her for defending herself against them, she feels bad and submits to them, gives the gun away...what?
Leftwingers always side with the criminals.
This is literally some anti-gun person's weird power fantasy 😂
The writing somehow keeps degrading. These are terrible people, lol
@@ShadeNocturne Self defense is FUCKING evil. Especially if it's justified.
@@deadlikedisco4726 It's a denial of natural selection innit
Justin Trudeau - "If you kill your enemies, they win."
a genuine grinch smile appears on my face when someone says the most reddit doggo choccy milkz thing ever
Erm, yeah. That's wholesome 100 keanu chungus if I do say so myself
"Are they going to quip every time?"
"THIS IS BANTER IT KEEPS ME SHARP"
Why the hell are they stopping to camp on the side of the road with no shelter? They have a robot driving a bus! Just cook while he continues to drive!
Devs got self conscious about making the third exposition dump also being in a moving vehicle.
If they has to robot turned off connected to a charger then that would be a good reason to have them stop… but instead they put him in a little apron and have him cook.
Her just saying "buzz off" completely deadpan with the volume turned up beats the fuck out of what those Bethesda hacks did with Skyrim
also using it in herself "you are a coward" damn the self bullying just to pull a chain
If saying "Buzz off" is enough to push someone back, i'd love to see Gwimbly say it and doing a dragonborn shout lmao
This might be the perfect Oneyplays game, with an almost perfect Oneyplays cast combination. Glorious day.
Lyle should be here he would rip this game to shreds.
@mattmark94 he would go apes--t for lack of a better term?
It’s missing Adam
I will not accept Lyle or Dave slander:(
Paddy needed to be there. More Irishmen!
A game so bad that the people this game was meant to pander to are saying this is a stealth parody from the opposition.
Truly the work of a true artist...
Many such cases lately in both Hollywood and the game industry. This level of desperate pandering and juvenile writing is indistinguishable from parody.
They are so un trusting of anyone
She stole Gwimbly's iconic "Buzz off why don't ya!"
Hope the bad guys steal Allen's iconic dirty Brown water next
I hear if you say Peter Molyneux 3 times out loud into a mirror Larry Bundy Jr appears before you.
HELLO, YOU!
HERE'S 5 THINGS I'VE PUT ON ME BUM!
@@nobodycares743 Might do that so he can borrow me that Simpsons DVD
The fact that this game actually had government funding is insane to me. This is a very intriguing game…
Psyop.
@ This game had to have been written by AI. There is no way a human sat down and thought this would actually be worthwhile for anyone.
It was government funded? Oh this HAS to be intentionally slanderous than 💀
@ Yep. It was funded with European Union cash, or something along those lines lmao
@@sealake7935 and if it was funded by the EU, then there's also a high likelihood that NATO money was laundered through it too. I also want to participate in dunking on the government psyop games
Has Oney and the others seen that Tokyo Game Show Dustborn exhibit image? Where the crowd goes literally anywhere but near that game, with the lead developer standing by his lonesome.
Xis lonesome.
Can’t wait for Dustborn (complete series)
It's either going to be 5 hours or 1 hour long
I hope they end it on this episode because its kinda a mid series
Rhyming New Porn with Newborn is absolutely sinister.
The entire game has sinister propaganda in it... while also blaming the other side of making propaganda 🤣
@@mattmark94 some people really are still stuck in 2016 internet huh
@lufufi3iboothis game doesn’t have any propa-oughhh… must… become.. punk and… brown…..
@lufufi3iboo part of the plot of the game is legit (not kidding): Aliens are making people go crazy by brainwashing them with right wing conspiracy theories.
@lufufi3iboo part of the plot is legit: aliens are infecting people with a mind virus that transforms them into a paranoid and crazy parody of republicans.
Oney are the only people who can play these type of games and make it entertaining.
This game is Still Born.
I'm just really glad that this game, with a cast of diverse characters all coming from different cultures, reduces Canada to being France but with nothing in it.
its cool how for some reason all the prairie provinces joined together with ontairo to form one glob "socalist" nation while quebec is completely fine.
So Canada
Cory's immense hatred for Sai in particular needs to be studied. A game finally put a character with his self described ideal body type in but he hates the character and game so badly all he feels is visceral hatred towards her 😭
Is it her personality?
When has Cory ever said that his ideal body type is a morbidly obese tank with a hunchback?
maybe its the similarities they share that make him extra mad idk
@@accountname5526 you bite your tongue. There's a huge difference between an A and a t.
i pray they finish this game, just to spite forspoken
They can skip all the fights but it's still gonna be a bit of a chore
Impossible, after the feminist village section which is still awful but funny, the game is a complete slopfest.
The only interesting thing is seeing how the characters keep gettinh worse and worse.
0% chance they finish this
Forspoken is way less insufferable
" these 2 strangers broke into my property and one of them force pushed me to the ground, eh ill just pretend like nothing happened"
I know the main "protag" is meant to be insufferable but...turning off the radio while the guy is vibing is just weirdly in character. (On the bus, little hearts...then no hearts)
It's just such a petty little "no, eff you in particular" to someone they're supposed to be friends with, accidental perfection.
Is she SUPPOSED to be insufferable? Or is she just insufferable because the people who wrote this are also unaware about how insufferable they are?
@@jormilos This. They are broken people, living a broken philosophy of wallowing in weakness while redefining petty childishness into bravery
Oh, hell yeah! More of my favorite show: "Unlikable and Unnatural Freaks Try To Figure Out Why Everyone Thinks They're Unlikable and Unnatural Freaks!"
Being woke is predicated on being unable to self reflect.
I'm with Zach. I legitimately thought that weak-ass "buzz off" was one of them talking over the game at first.
>taunt that focuses a single enemy
>is an attack
>is the only time she shuts up
>hits multiple enemies
why...
“Cory I don’t think she goes by her”
"I have become Dust Born, Destroyer of Worlds" - Oppenheimer 1946
It's hilarious to me that they talked about sending this game 30 years into the past and their conversation references the video game crash and Pong, when 30 years ago was 1995
I'm just happy to see Barney the purple dinosaur is still getting work.
Zach must be so honored his SR character was put into this masterpiece of a game
So much interesting stuff you can do with alternate histories and yet once again Florida is an obliterated crater with "STAY AWAY!!" written on it
To be fair, I'm glad they'd never come to my State. I do have to ask though, is the blue supposed to be ocean? Are they saying Florida is underwater? Like they've been saying will happen to us for like, 80 years?
looks like it either sank into the ocean or was nuked and broke into pieces. kinda reminds me of the world map from steven universe where it's straight-up not even there. it's my state too and even though i and everyone i know hates it here, it really gets old when your home is always the butt of every joke.
You might like Urge, the whole game takes place in Florida and eastern Louisiana
@@zebraofdestiny look at it this way, the less the opinion of Florida by out of staters, the less you need to worry about them coming here and further congesting our roads and highways like the snowbirds do on a yearly basis. Embrace the deep lore of the Florida Gator and Florida Man lore. We're the greatest State and I'd prefer to not have a bunch of people flood it
@@niono1587 is it based and full of gators to ride?
Seeing Canada marked as both "Socialists" and "Nothing up here" at 2:00 made me snort internally.
Ashes to ashes, dust to born
If this game gets referenced in smiling friends I would be mildly satisfied
Europeans not understanding American history is how the 2024 perennial classic film "Civil War" was made.
Finally, more of our ‘favorite’ dust mites
Games are supposed to be engaging, immersive, and, most importantly, fun. This game is just a story of an unlikeable self-absorbed group of "friends" filled with forced messaging, unfunny quips upon quips, and is so alien to base storytelling. This game wasn't made in a studio it escaped the trash bin.
In case you're wondering if they'll actually beat this game, it's at least a 15-hour game where you meet increasingly annoying characters (Pax's sister, who they're going to meet soon, is a particular kind of awful), and Sai gets even worse.
Take your bets
It making YIIK look like master piece of game writing
"There's two against one, you have no chance!" said to a person pointing a gun at you while you're crouched on the ground
“THIS IS BANTER. Like I said… THIS IS BANTER.”
0:18 this coming from Cory
Real recognizes real.
I mean he would know
He’s a reputable source
I dont expect it to but i hope this series keeps going
i really want them to finish this its so funny watching them play stuff like this
I seriously can’t get enough of this series. This game is exactly the kind of cringe that the boys thrive on. This was a match made in heaven. XD
Imagine spending 5 years or more of your life making a game and this is the result
Totally worthy for them: they are spreading The Message.
3:22 no way, she’s starving? Who could’ve guess she would be hungry
What? You mean Gargoroth the Destroyer? Surely no.
This entire playthrough was worth it for them mocking Clayfist about being in the toilet and suddenly the port-a-potty door flies off and the battle is all ogre.
The Shrekening was upon this episode.
I hope they keep playing because it's sickly funny.
"Stay here, I will go get a human"
The robot never returns with a human, and plugs itself in to charge. Great writing.
Erm, this is freakin epic sauce
I have reverse vitiligo specifically around my face when I go out in public
I can't wait until Charlie finds out about the lesbian opium field in this game (yes that's a thing).
That is if they play the game long enough to get there
please elaborate what the f*ck (fuck)
I think more oneyplays uploads featuring Zach will fix this whole “on the verge of societal collapse” fiasco
Zachary Pebbles situation is crazy
Wow, none of the characters care they committed vehicular homicide. Why are we supposed to be sympathetic to them or their plight?
yeah later we see more the police again and they seem so kind and reasonable, we want them to win against the main characters xD
I love how Tomar in particular shits so hard on the god awful voice acting in this because he knows what good VA sounds like. These people sound like they read their lines on ambien.
We are born from the dust and we will return to the dust. Dust to dust.
I feel like the people who worked on this game especially the writers should be psychologically evaluated. I'm just in awe of how bad this game is.
9:26 If Sai had Cory's Jaleel White Sonic impression voice Dustborn would be 41% funnier
Tomar has been acting different ever since people found out about his smokestacks…
I already had plenty of reasons to hate this game, but then the main character pronounced Nevada wrong. Unforgivable.
When you think about it Sai is probably the most relatable character because everyone has to take a big ass shit sometime
Huh. Dustborn starting in California. Would have Never guessed that
13:21 The Saints Row custom character fights like Chris Chan from that "I got Chun Li within me!" video!!
Fun fact: This game is called Dustborn, because it immediately started to collect dust when released!
Time to be born unto dust
Zak tiny in the cage on table stuart's little heights!😂😂😂😂
I was hoping ol' Patch-Eye would've Liberty-Sticked both of them...
That map is all the world building we get.
We don't know why Texas is annexed or why there's a death zone right in the middle...
When she busted out of the bathroom, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
This game will be looked at 20 years from now and our future kids will just be embarrassed we let this happen.
If we're lucky this'll be the ET of the modern era and the entire game industry will crash so it can be reborn again with better games
I'm so glad there are more episodes of this. These characters are HECKIN COOL!!!1!!!!11!
Jokes on them. New Jerusalem isn’t in Utah, it’s near Kansas City. But yes, the Dustborn crew should definitely beware the “Mormon Guard” 😂
the gang could just stare at the cover image and take turns cracking jokes with how little they actually pay attention to whats going on in the game
They are hoping if they ignore it it will go away
For games like this they’re better off, the closer I payed attention the more insufferable it was
"Are they just gonna quip every time?" Every single fight is like that, and as you pick up more people to help, it gets worse.
You get more people in your party‽‽‽
The robot represents the patriarchy, so the sirenhead had to dismantle it
literally unplayable
Erm, this is so le epic random sauce!
This is the most wholesome chungus gamearoni
11:02 they can't be serious dude. someone wrote that and thought it was the coolest shit ever.
I can’t believe they’re still playing this game
yup, its dusting time. born
Tomar is the best plumber I've ever seen! I called him late at night to unclog my toilet and he sounded so enthusiastic with his breathing growing quicker as I described the problem to him before he shouted, "I'll be there in 10 minutes!" I was so relieved to hear and I anxiously awaited his arrival.
Soon he burst through my front door wearing his trademark wife beater and denim vest armed with a silly straw. I showed him the way to the bathroom and he requested I close the door to give him space to work. Usually I like to keep an eye on contractors whike they're in my house, but since I felt bad calling him so late at night, I agreed.
Soon, I heard a loud slurping sound eminating from the bathroom interrupted only by loud moaning. I thought about peeking in the door, but i didnt want to interrupt a professional. A few minutes of this later, he opened the door and wiped a brown liquid from his mouth while the same eerie brown liquid dripped from his silly straw.
I offered to pay him, but he smiled a crooked, brown smile and said I had already paid him with my kindness. Which was just so generous. The toilet was spotless and worked just fine! Needless to say, I will be hiring him again soon! 10/10
That big robot was cool for like one second until they said it's name was TOLBOI
thank god i can’t stop looking away from this car crash of a game
And this is the good part, wait until they rush a lot and everything gets even worse xD
This series has me on the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment EVERY. DAY.
Zach had several underrated moments here
10:04 When he called Sai a "dingleberry" with so much hatred, I lost it