For those wondering what "audio issue" Lyn mentioned: The BGM from 1:22 onward was changed. Before it was Japanese-styled music with a koto and shakuhachi (traditional instruments); now its just... kinda generic music? Whatevs, as long as we get our fix of Waifu ASMR
Well at that point you just smell like weed. You've masked your smell with yet another smell a kitsune just has to catch onto to find you. At least you're high.
I’d have no complaints about being married to her and you’re Guaranteed to always have a wife when you die and Reincarnate she would be there waiting like welcome home darling it’s been a while
*When you wake up in a strange place and realize your new 'wife' is a Kitsune* "Damn. I knew that midnight drink tasted funny." *When you realize she's also a Yandere and you essentially roofied your own midnight drink* "What drug do I have sitting next to the cinnamon??" I know it's late but this is what my reaction would be.
“The red string appeared on my finger see?” Me: well that simply won’t do! We will have to get you an actual ring as well! Something from my culture and yours to bind us!
her: "here, pet my tail" my eyes: "UWAAAAAAAAAA KAWAIIIII" my brain: "HOLY GOD SHES LETTING ME PET HER TAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!" my hands: "FLUFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UWAAAAAAAAAAA" my soul: "this is the best-goddamned thing that's happened to me"
Yandere: I hope you're good at cooking too Me: well I hope you like carne asada and hatch green chili chicken enchiladas with corn tortillas because that is about as Mexican as I am willing to go. Unless you want some menudo, in which case that will need to be prepared over night and have ready in the morning for massive tequilla hangover por que sabes que, the worm will get you every time senorita.
I said this in the original and I'll say it again. You said that you needed to wait until spring, because that was mating season. But last I checked, it's late April. So I ask you, fox spirit... *just how long was I knocked out for?*
Her: i can see in your soul. My brain: your going to die. Me: makes a scared small scream. My soul: i feel violate. Her: mating season is in spring. My brain,soul, and me: spring dont come.
More like ( a beautiful fox spirit that loves you and is willing and able to cook for you and you can't escape from ? I fail to see a problem here ) lol 😆
@@imperios01 WHAT! well that sucks I was hoping for that part 3 video that channel was working on. heck those videos had more views than this one did. I wonder why they took it down?
So im single, a beautiful kitsune spirit wants to screw my brains out and look after me for eternity and the only terms to my ability to manifest in either world is loving her back and gaining her trust? Im struggling to see the downside, sign me the fuck up please.
Its weird how her laughs made me feel all fuzzy, i mean i have a lot of love, and all i want is to share it, but for some reason i can't, these "cringy asmd" how people say usually make me feel like i can share my passion...its wonderful.
"Um excuse miss Shrine Kitsune? Yeah you got the wrong guy. I didn't do that...so uh if you could be so kind as to uh...hey stop that! That puppy...err foxxy eyes look doesn't work! Hey stop it! Those tails tickle! Hey now simmer down!! HAHAHA!! I yield I yield!!"
Hey Lyn, was it for copyrighted music and you lost monetization? If so, that sucks and that's how I lost monetization on one of my streams. I thought it was okay because the music was in game, but apparently not.
Kitsune-san: "My Fox-Fire won't hurt you." Me, a random gamer: "Her 'W' won't hurt me... I'm not so sure about that." Also me: Wait... Yes, she has a point. Ahri is a Korean nine-tailed fox (Kumiho) while she is Japanese (Kitsune).
A Kitsune can definitely be a dream girl....but I would like to keep my pelvis in one piece and avoid siring children at all costs. Kids are expensive af tbh.
![[F4M] Intentional Loss [Yandere] [Dominant] [Willing Listener] [Poker? I hardly know her!]](/img/n.gif)
Yandere: You don't have girlfriend
Me: Yes I do, but she goes to another school, so you wouldn't know her.
Your comment made my day.
*primary school power move*
Yandere: You don't have a girlfriend.
Me an intillectual: Are you dumping me?
I read your comment as she spoke lol
Even though my character Michael knight is married to her in the audio book crime fighting series knight rider 2206, he would protect her til the end.
Why can’t the main character ever just be like
“Dope a free loyal wife who also seems to be a badass!”
@@tonylex3760 the last part came out of nowhere and I almost choked lol!
Scared of commitment
Maybe the MC is not interested in love?
I KNOW!
falloutzone2000 truth
Her: My mating season is in the spring.
Me: But my mating season is year round.
Field Agent Quinn me:I may have the materials to mate but I’m underage I’m 11
Naruto Uzumaki you’re a dad!
Umm agent Quinn, why aren’t you in the field?
Wait Naruto is in here no way how's hinata and where kurama at boy
@@sake5065 dude you slid in and out of hinata to make 2 kids and you're 11 years old
"I hope you're good at cooking too"
Well, I can boil a mean pot of water.
Wow why are you not on master chef.
Delicious finally some good fucking food
I can make flaming toast
The waters dry!!! You evaporated it!!
Meatbread anyone???
As the great Johnny Bravo said, "I am sickened... but curious."
whoa mamma
**johnny bravo silent stare with the sunglasses**
(In voice) Imma gon get you
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
@@THAT-CAMERA-MAN You will never take me alive!!
*unintelligible radio gargle followed by the activation of a stun stick*
Kitsune spirit: “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to frighten you.”
Me: “Woman I’m not frightened I’m curious let me learn from you.”
Reasons I'm single:
-crazy parents ×
-the Olympic champion of awkwardness ×
-insane ghost wants me single ✓
Reasons I'm single:
-scared of Women
-too anxious to go outside
-fat ugly NEET
Reason I’m single:
I’m wired
And I’m 13 so ha
PrussianKamikaze true señor those dumb liberals ruin women
Reasons I’m Single:
1: CBF
2. Not into BS
3. All of the above
Reason I'm single
- no redeeming qualitys
For those wondering what "audio issue" Lyn mentioned: The BGM from 1:22 onward was changed. Before it was Japanese-styled music with a koto and shakuhachi (traditional instruments); now its just... kinda generic music?
Whatevs, as long as we get our fix of Waifu ASMR
That one person who died when did part two start in the vid
Just what I was wondering, thanks!
Kina: didn’t you find it very strange that a bright sunny day had suddenly become dark?
Me: I live in Australia. This happens all the time
Same in Arizona same
You ok from the fires?
Same in California
Hello i live in Australia. Too
Same in Michigan
“That’s because I see into your soul!”
“Oh please I have no soul.”
(Squidward laugh as I fly away)
Mine (my soul) has an stiletto shaped hole in it from my last girlfriend.
Spongebob: No squidward i meant good for your soul😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
Squidward: Oh please I have no soul😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Name that episode.
@julien villagrana i know that is why i said it
@julien villagrana yes and no
@julien villagrana a spongebob refernce
"Size isn't everything"
It bodes well for me that you feel that way.
I honestly don’t know what to comment
*m o t i o n o f t h e o c e a n*
... relatable.
For you, She’ll make an exception
Kitsune: "We are married, forever!"
Me: *feigns dramatic self pitty* "Oh woah is me! What shall I ever do!"
Yandere: you can’t hide your smell from me my love
Me: “pulls out 50g of weed” WATCH ME
Gonna get high?
BlackArcher123Gaming 3 high as Empire State Building fam
Well at that point you just smell like weed. You've masked your smell with yet another smell a kitsune just has to catch onto to find you. At least you're high.
Golden Gamer lets get high together brotha
*door banging* *FBI OPEN UP*
Kitsune Waifu: "What's that book?"
Me: "Uh... Nothin..." **Slowly hides book titled '3 Ways to Mask your Scent'**
It doesn't work run for your life.
Have a Star Trek Transporter, escape in an X-Wing, or live on Mars.
Honestly, I can think of worse scenarios than being married to a Kitsune. Like... not being married to a Kitsune 😂
or just having a break up before your visit to Japan
... being married to a lamprey
Being married to a rock
I’d have no complaints about being married to her and you’re Guaranteed to always have a wife when you die and Reincarnate she would be there waiting like welcome home darling it’s been a while
Pro: attractive, awesome at sex suductive, nice
Cons:..........
Yandere Fox: You can’t escape me
Me: YOU WANNA BET!!!
Yandere Fox: Got you~
Me: This proves nothing
mood
She's grace
She's beauty
She's crazy
But most importantly...
She's Waifu.
Slowly clapping wel done brother you got the respect from me
*I GOT FARMED GOD DAMMIT!*
She's under arrest for several war crimes
Please tell me her name is Monik-
***JUST MONIKA***
Noice
i ain't stuck here with you... you're stuck here with me!
And both of you are stuck in bed together (says from far away) *HAPPY TRAVELS*
**chopper fight intenifies**
Why would I NOT want to be married to a Kitsune goddess
Rest in Peace tardar sause
Because,.... foxes eat cats.🍩
And she will kill any girls close to you duuuu
Fuck knows all I see
Is pros no cons
Cuz they control all the power
Her: "Size doesn't always matter"
Men *cries* we found the one
Yandere kitsune!!!
I missed you
Thank you lyn
Yandere: you can never hide from me
DoomSlayer: *loading shotgun after killing a horde of demon, trying to walk away from her*
BURN THE HERETIC.
Grab the flamer, the heavy flamer.
R I P A N D T E A R but get me away from dis girl
Me: Yeah you lay ONE FINGER ON ME im calling Alexa and bombing your shrine to dust
Without a connection to earth
You'll disappear
Also doom guy:tells intern guy to shoot the bfg 10k at his location
12:40 you realize this means you'll have to follow me into GameStop when the diamond and Pearl remakes come out
OML yes 😂😂😂
Yes she will I will drag her there
THIS. This has aged perfectly
*When you wake up in a strange place and realize your new 'wife' is a Kitsune*
"Damn. I knew that midnight drink tasted funny."
*When you realize she's also a Yandere and you essentially roofied your own midnight drink*
"What drug do I have sitting next to the cinnamon??"
I know it's late but this is what my reaction would be.
Bro this had me dying
Well, I have an excuse to rewatch it again, so that's nice
Same, and an excuse to favorite it again for me
You got me there, time to watch it again :)
“The red string appeared on my finger see?”
Me: well that simply won’t do! We will have to get you an actual ring as well! Something from my culture and yours to bind us!
Maybe some scp-420-j?
Site Commander Williams C-COMANDER WILLIAMS! *stands at attention*
Wait
Why would a yandere kitsune goddess be bad?
It always go well
My opinion of yanderes will never change!
Yanderes are fun
6 monk Because giving a single person unlimited power always ends in benevolence.
A Yandere with absolute power, really? Well it was nice knowing you. Because power corrupts ergo absolute power corrupts absolutely
@@lordinquisitorsec7532 absolutely
2013: *What does the fox say?!*
2019 Lyn: perfect english..?
2019 Japanese tutors:
*am I a joke to you..?!*
iRandomTP fox: *does war scream*
Other Fox's: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Your voice is oddly calming even your yandere laugh is quite enjoyable ^-^
"You cant run from me, my love"
Me: Wanna bet? *naruto runs*
Remember to focus your chakra
Nidindiayo
Shadow clone justu + chidori +sharingan
@@cadentheballer9082 how's can this be
Daddy Waffle Why would I do that
Lyn. Lyn please. You don't know what you're doing here. Please. The laugh. It's too cute.
Has anyone else thought of using a loaf of bread as a pillow?
Himeko Murata I’m using one right now.
........................yes...
You could sleep on it then eat it
T H I N N then again if it goes stale you could use it as a chair....
Now I can’t stop thinking about it!
“I know you don’t have a girlfriend”
I don’t need one I have Minecraft
Me: (plays Minecraft)
Fox spirit:(unplugs Xbox) it’s cuddling time🤗
Me: come on! I was on hardcore mode!
Fox spirit: we’ll do it hardcore in bed
Big ol’ slap of meat but I just found diamonds
Just Deathless fox spirit: let’s make diamonds in the realm of my bedroom
Big ol’ slap of meat me: how many diamonds?
Just Deathless fox spirit: diamonds made inside my 😏
her: "here, pet my tail"
my eyes: "UWAAAAAAAAAA KAWAIIIII"
my brain: "HOLY GOD SHES LETTING ME PET HER TAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!"
my hands: "FLUFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UWAAAAAAAAAAA"
my soul: "this is the best-goddamned thing that's happened to me"
My thoughts: I shouldn't be doing this
My body: f L o O f
Damn man you’ve gone to deep lol
My stomach being kinda hungry tho
F L O O F Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE LEGEND OF KITSUNES
Haha 69 nice
Yandere: I hope you're good at cooking too
Me: well I hope you like carne asada and hatch green chili chicken enchiladas with corn tortillas because that is about as Mexican as I am willing to go. Unless you want some menudo, in which case that will need to be prepared over night and have ready in the morning for massive tequilla hangover por que sabes que, the worm will get you every time senorita.
That laughter was very charming
Sounds like a kitchen
Me:ties a ribbon to every fox shrine I see
Also me:this is a horrible idea
I fear for my life come Spring.
i'm right with u.........
it spring right now tho
BOOK IT!!!
Oh no!
Time has betrayed me once again by moving forward!
I'm not I can't wait 😁😘
I said this in the original and I'll say it again.
You said that you needed to wait until spring, because that was mating season.
But last I checked, it's late April.
So I ask you, fox spirit...
*just how long was I knocked out for?*
Your in her world now
Exactly what Abdullah saleem said, she controls time in HER world so yeah.
Years
I love the yandere kitsune asmr. I am glad I started listening to asmr. Imo you are a saint for your work
Her: i can see in your soul.
My brain: your going to die.
Me: makes a scared small scream.
My soul: i feel violate.
Her: mating season is in spring.
My brain,soul, and me: spring dont come.
Kid you good?
She is my type:
Kitsune
Yandere
Tall
Cute
Caring
So much more
This is why you take spirit stuff serious
Your actions have consequences
I read this and instantly thought of that one kid screaming "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" XD
Its kinda what if was referencing too
@@skyofstorms i was goin to say "you frickin fricks" but you still stole my damn joke
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
“Married to a Fox Spirit”
“Spirit“
Hey Luigi, can you come help me? Bring your multiplayer squad with you!
Heheheh
Sorry, but he doesn't have the right experiences for agriculture kami.
@@bubbykins4864 You don’t know that. lol :)
Kitsune Waifu:Even when you become a Spirit there is no escape from my love
Me:I wouldn't ever try to escape it
More like ( a beautiful fox spirit that loves you and is willing and able to cook for you and you can't escape from ? I fail to see a problem here ) lol 😆
her "you are now married to me"
me "hell yes thank the lord... im sorry thank you i mean."
Great job as always Lyn. You have such a calming voice and I enjoy it. Keep up the good work.
My life will be incomplete without a sequel
Could you make a part 2? I beg of thee!!!
There is a 2nd part but with other youtuber... believe me is really interesting
@@imperios01 do you have the link?
I was looking fpr sharing, but the channel got erased :c , the second part was about a week later in a breakfast
@@imperios01
WHAT! well that sucks I was hoping for that part 3 video that channel was working on.
heck those videos had more views than this one did. I wonder why they took it down?
CEJ damn, do you know why that channel got erased?
So im single, a beautiful kitsune spirit wants to screw my brains out and look after me for eternity and the only terms to my ability to manifest in either world is loving her back and gaining her trust?
Im struggling to see the downside, sign me the fuck up please.
My version of the mc: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO I KEEP GETTING IN THESE SITUATIONS
Bad luck or karma for being a d*ck
@@zacharyrodriguez4348 I only have good karma how does this happen
"Aww that's really sweet and wholeso--.... wah- wait.... that escalated quickly."
For some reason I just love this one
And I still wish this was real
Bubba Doode same
"my cute af ears and tail"
your not wrong-
Its weird how her laughs made me feel all fuzzy, i mean i have a lot of love, and all i want is to share it, but for some reason i can't, these "cringy asmd" how people say usually make me feel like i can share my passion...its wonderful.
Asmd?
You know, I don't mean to be creepy, but you have a beautiful laugh
It’s back! Oh happy days, oh happy days!
Hey thanks a lot for using my music as soundtrack in this amazing video :) I'm very grateful for your support!
Her: I think my mating instincts are kicking in
Me: now this looks like a job for me
Tbh: I'll be scared but kinda lucky to have a kitsune as a waifu cuz some spirit that r good but lonely should have a relationship like others do. 🐺👧💏
I am married to a kitsune,wow!
"Mom I am married now!"
Mom: NANI?!
⚠️
HOSTILE AREA
Then the SCP Foundation tries to contain you and the kitsune.
Her: wanna try to leave? Go to the stairs
Me: HA! observe how i leave
>Proceeds to stomp into invisible wall
Her: *laughs*
Me: Weeell shit
Others: *come here to see vid for many random reasons*
Me: *comes here for ideas for my kitsune and yandere oc's while writing it all down*
I can think of worse people or creatures to be forcefully married to. Lovely script, lovely acting! This really is your forte!
Hey lyn thanks for the reupload. Love it and all your videos ^^
Even if i'm stuck here I could get used to that laugh
Her:"you cannot escape~"
Me: *has infinity gauntlet* "watch me
"You didn't say anything about how small it was"
Me: yeah and you better not say anything about me either
4:52 and that is the reason why I subscribe. I adore your laughter I find it very pleasant.
This was pretty great tbh, I'm glad it's back
She may be a lil crazy, but she's cute. Does that mean she's crazy cute? Man, I wanna pet her...
"Um excuse miss Shrine Kitsune? Yeah you got the wrong guy. I didn't do that...so uh if you could be so kind as to uh...hey stop that! That puppy...err foxxy eyes look doesn't work! Hey stop it! Those tails tickle! Hey now simmer down!! HAHAHA!! I yield I yield!!"
Hey Lyn, was it for copyrighted music and you lost monetization? If so, that sucks and that's how I lost monetization on one of my streams. I thought it was okay because the music was in game, but apparently not.
Dangerous ASMR is also doing Azure Fenris kitsune script.
Saw that one before this one
Yandere will never make me fall in lo-.......
Her: you can't hide from me, my love
Me:pulls out a gille suit and bear grills
Also me: do I won't to leave though
Yay!!! Hehehe look forward to part 2 everyone!!!
Imagine having fox care about you more then anything in the world ;-;
Kitsune-san: "My Fox-Fire won't hurt you."
Me, a random gamer: "Her 'W' won't hurt me... I'm not so sure about that."
Also me: Wait... Yes, she has a point. Ahri is a Korean nine-tailed fox (Kumiho) while she is Japanese (Kitsune).
Nine Tailed Fox
Translation:
Epsilon-11
Girl: you can’t hide your scent from me
Me: (whips out axe body spray) are you sure about that?
Getting married to a yandere kitsune is not bad though she can do whatever she wants with you so that’s a win2x
“Cute as fuck ears and tail” Favourite line ever.
The moment I had pet her tail is the moment I knew I didn't want to leave
Glad to see this is back up. I didn't get to finish it last time.
The more she laughs, the more she sounds crazy
Her: you can not run from me
Me a jojo fan: but I have the joestar secret technique
No UNESCO workers were harmed during this recording
See this? This right here? This is why you keep the Gellar field up!
"This red ribbon ties our fates together..." Is that a A Certain Scientific Railgun Reference?
married to a beautyful yandere fox spirit in japan
i gladly exept it
A Kitsune can definitely be a dream girl....but I would like to keep my pelvis in one piece and avoid siring children at all costs. Kids are expensive af tbh.
the darlings really awaken the zero two sense
*Father to child* ...and that is how cat girls are born!
I'm super curious what you felt the need to change. Time to listen in!
Love to see a continuing relationship of this story
Nice to see it again Lyn!~ -Kitsune's are my thing-
Re-approved by the Fox Kingdom.
Omg there neeeeeds to be a part 2 because this is amazing
8:04
Me: *Hopes to God Azure Ferris someday makes a wolf spirit script*
Well, my hands are tied on this one. Guess I'm hers now.