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  • @DarkSimpsons
    @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +1219

    We broke the 80k milestone! Off to 90k! Pound that subscribe button.

    • @omaridaniels8427
      @omaridaniels8427 4 роки тому +8

      On the road to 100K in no time!

    • @dindings
      @dindings 4 роки тому +8

      Congratulations, remember, don't sell your channel to Fox

    • @garpogods8323
      @garpogods8323 4 роки тому +9

      Have you heard about and/or considered working with a channel called Dankmus for a milestone video?

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 4 роки тому +14

      Pound it like Marge likes lol

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 4 роки тому +7

      @Mahlica Ajaib I get the feeling that The Dark Simpsons Movie would be like a 500K subscriber special, which is like 30 minutes of footage rolled together to make one film.

  • @IDHLEB
    @IDHLEB 4 роки тому +3453

    It just gets worse with every scene

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 4 роки тому +2098

    "You're a pretty girl"
    This, this is not going to end well

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +172

      It ended happily... for bart

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 4 роки тому +32

      @@DarkSimpsons lmao

    • @JackassJunior627
      @JackassJunior627 4 роки тому +33

      Maybe not for Lisa, but at the time it did for Marge XD

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 3 роки тому +12

      haha lisa goes traumatized

    • @seba24503
      @seba24503 3 роки тому +14

      I don’t like where this is going

  • @greatandmightykevin
    @greatandmightykevin 4 роки тому +967

    "I want your darkest Simpsons"
    "No, that's too dark"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +103

      Let's all go to the bird sanctuary!

    • @_noemi_9687
      @_noemi_9687 3 роки тому +9

      @3:36, what kind of episode is this..a darker episode?? That was weird.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 2 роки тому +11

      And you know that somewhere out there, there's a guy saying, "Don't you have anything DARKER"?

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 9 місяців тому +1

      LOL

    • @deinernst1235
      @deinernst1235 5 місяців тому

      You mean Carl?

  • @AnimatedTechie
    @AnimatedTechie 4 роки тому +1796

    I love how each incest episode always has Marge singing Sweet Home Alabama.

  • @steveminecraft46
    @steveminecraft46 4 роки тому +2782

    Bart being perfectly ok is probably the creepiest part

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 4 роки тому +955

    i dont know what it is about seeing Simpsons with smartphones that makes me so uncomfortable

    • @m_udwhitman2649
      @m_udwhitman2649 4 роки тому +169

      They're in the wrong era... should've stay in the 90s.

    • @GuerreroDelInfo
      @GuerreroDelInfo 4 роки тому +55

      @@m_udwhitman2649 that would've improved the show. There's more distinction between old and new Simpsons how they did it.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +136

      I'm the same, it reminds me of a simpler time

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 4 роки тому +40

      *THAT* is what made unsettled? Man of priorities right here.

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 3 роки тому +50

      It’s creepy because the Simpsons don’t seem to realize they’ve went through 3 decades of technology AND pop culture without aging lol
      Think about it, a lot of history went on in these 30 years
      It makes having continuity in The Simpsons weird because Bart and Lisa can't say, oh look, those are my old VHS tapes when if they are 8 in 2020, they should be born in an age that doesn't use VHS tapes anymore

  • @skelemama
    @skelemama Рік тому +89

    Marge singing ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ sums up this entire episode perfectly.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons Рік тому +6

      The national anthem of the south

  • @donnaquixote7538
    @donnaquixote7538 3 роки тому +115

    I love these episodes where Homer is actually the more responsible parent. :D

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому +16

      Haha me too. Its a nice change of character

  • @introvertedwifi4818
    @introvertedwifi4818 4 роки тому +1245

    I love how homer and Lisa react surprisingly realistic, but Bart doesnt care

    • @JOBdOut
      @JOBdOut 4 роки тому +138

      They established barts Oedipus complex a while ago

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +123

      Lol, marge is hot... soooooooooo

    • @DekuStickGamer
      @DekuStickGamer 4 роки тому +59

      preteen...hot mom...you do the math. Man the things I would've done to get one night with my arts teacher...

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 3 роки тому +11

      Bart is a chip off the old block lmao

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 3 роки тому +25

      @@DekuStickGamer your name kinda explains your comment

  • @chaoticangel9616
    @chaoticangel9616 4 роки тому +768

    When Marge started singing sweet home Alabama I started to lose it.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +43

      Lol glad you enjoyed it.

    • @ZakkandtheJ
      @ZakkandtheJ 4 роки тому +27

      @@DarkSimpsons it was fucking HILARIOUS

    • @thestrong2401
      @thestrong2401 4 роки тому +13

      I'm not american so I don't understand why everyone associates that song to incests can somebody explain me?

    • @chaoticangel9616
      @chaoticangel9616 4 роки тому +20

      @@thestrong2401 Alabama is joked a lot about for ppl and incest. So the song kinda just ties into it.

    • @chaoticangel9616
      @chaoticangel9616 4 роки тому +17

      Oh also Alabama marrying within the family is legal apparently as well. So that's also kinda why incest is joked around with them a lot cause ew.

  • @Werntzy
    @Werntzy 4 роки тому +1196

    This totally belongs in Darker Simpsons.

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 4 роки тому +50

    I absolutely love the setup with Homer shooting out the lights, followed by a cut to the outside of the house and a gunshot but no light turning off.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +3

      Haha thank you, I'm quite proud of that one.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DarkSimpsons - This also coincidentally mimics a scene in Family Guy (at least I think it was), where they parody the Simpsons with Homer going around the house shooting everyone after saying goodnight to them.

  • @Jackendo
    @Jackendo 4 роки тому +1755

    Me before I started watching: Oh this must be another MargeXFlanders episode.
    Me 42 seconds in: *O H N O*

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +172

      Lol, flanders doesn't know how to play the sax haha

    • @aidena2749
      @aidena2749 4 роки тому +28

      Dark Simpsons ...I hate that you thought that through. Keep up the good work.

    • @brandonhaygood5286
      @brandonhaygood5286 4 роки тому +7

      I thought it was going to be bleeding gums Murphy

    • @az27106
      @az27106 4 роки тому +8

      I LITERALLY SCREAMED OH NO

    • @ethanmcfadden4430
      @ethanmcfadden4430 3 роки тому

      its even better!

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 4 роки тому +1175

    Marge lied and Homer died.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +126

      But bart is happy lol

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 4 роки тому +23

      @@DarkSimpsons That's the important part.

    • @vicgc96
      @vicgc96 4 роки тому +18

      The Simp virus has been spread.

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 4 роки тому +1

      @@vicgc96 and has gone viral.

    • @damontgc4146
      @damontgc4146 4 роки тому +1

      @@DarkSimpsons For the first time

  • @serafinahart4012
    @serafinahart4012 Рік тому +32

    i love how bart isnt even bothered and just lets it happen

  • @Dilopho
    @Dilopho 3 роки тому +57

    "Dude, I think the lady made her decision"
    Yeah, Bart...in this case she literally MADE her decision. :s

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip 4 роки тому +831

    Marge: “You’re a pretty girl” *AND THERE IT IS*

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +60

      Haha, just waiting for the twist....

  • @sonicmastersword8080
    @sonicmastersword8080 4 роки тому +639

    I think this one might belong in Darker Simpsons.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +75

      i think i know what went wrong the first time around so I'm sure it'll be okay.

    • @sourcreampudding
      @sourcreampudding 4 роки тому +29

      @@DarkSimpsons This one has a happy ending, so UA-cam should be cool with it.

    • @kademcarthur5362
      @kademcarthur5362 4 роки тому +28

      There should be a “Darkest” Simpsons

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 4 роки тому +5

      @@DarkSimpsons was it Bart butt? 😄

    • @loosetube5417
      @loosetube5417 3 роки тому +3

      Why is there a Darker Simpsons channel? I love it, don't get me wrong, but I'm just curious as to why they're separated?

  • @Theoppositesex
    @Theoppositesex 3 роки тому +184

    "The only way you’ll lick this is one day at a time."
    I think I went red in the face laughing. Too perfect.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому +17

      Haha when I thought of it... I was awkwardly laughing too... I know I shouldnt have been laughing lol

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 2 роки тому +11

      Well to be honest, Lisa was probably red in the face too, but for a completely different reason.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 2 місяці тому

      @@Inferno65 - Yeah, from learning to breathe through her ears! 😲

    • @Buboltz
      @Buboltz Місяць тому

      @@LHyoutube Either that or Marge was on her monthly at the time

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Місяць тому

      @@Buboltz - Oh god no, you went there! 😲

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 3 роки тому +9

    Threatens to rat on Marge and immediately gets KOed and taken right back to bed lol.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 роки тому +1854

    I’m actually genuinely disturbed by this one lol 😂🍺

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +137

      Lol, i consider that a success!

    • @_Matsimus_
      @_Matsimus_ 4 роки тому +26

      @@DarkSimpsons HAHAHA!

    • @jaska5403
      @jaska5403 3 роки тому +10

      Odd seeing you here

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 роки тому +9

      me too wtf
      let's share our pain.

    • @dudigamer4165
      @dudigamer4165 3 роки тому +2

      @@DarkSimpsons yhu

  • @HenrysHowTos
    @HenrysHowTos 4 роки тому +811

    This is a whole new meaning to DARK!

  • @josgretf2800
    @josgretf2800 3 роки тому +22

    This is absolute gold. What a brilliant monstrosity

  • @Afroofthenight
    @Afroofthenight 3 роки тому +44

    I unironically love how you used the scene with homer shooting the lights out, and then it cuts outside and we hear the last shot, but the light is still on.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому +3

      Lol I very much enjoyed that bit. The music was pleasant.

    • @cri_c
      @cri_c 2 роки тому +2

      @@DarkSimpsons Hey know that this comment is like a year old now but do you remember where the music is from?

  • @greyfox37
    @greyfox37 4 роки тому +288

    Lisa getting punched after Marge's rage and Homer's scream were perfectly timed. I was in tears lmao

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +13

      Thanks buddy! So glad you enjoyed it.

    • @loxxiir1627
      @loxxiir1627 Рік тому

      @@DarkSimpsons shut up and go sleep

  • @neelt2001
    @neelt2001 4 роки тому +216

    A long time ago, Moe asked Homer, "You & Marge ain't cousins, are you?"
    Dark Simpsons: Cousins, eh? Hold my beer...

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +25

      ... that might work lol

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 4 роки тому +14

      Milhouse: So are my parents. I think.

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 3 роки тому +3

      Cousins? Those are rookie relations. Gotta bump those relations up lmao

  • @PeruvianPotato
    @PeruvianPotato 4 роки тому +18

    Homer: 35 ⬆️
    Marge: 15 ⬆️
    Bart: 26 ⬆️
    Lisa: 14 ⬆️
    Maggie: 11 ⬆️
    Other Deaths:
    Milhouse: 5
    Ned, Rod, Todd, Mr. Burns: 4
    Moe and Maude: 3
    Snowball II, Apu, Ralph, Chief Wiggum, Moleman, Skinner and Sideshow Bob : 2
    Lisa's Pony, Patty, Selma, Santa's Little Helper, Reverend Lovejoy, Willie, Nelson, Martin, Luis, Krusty, Sherri and Terri, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Lenny, and Barney: 1
    Updated Rxpe Counter:
    Homer: 5 ⬆️
    Bart: 13
    Marge: 3
    Lisa: 6 ⬆️
    Maggie: 1
    Also:
    Milhouse: 2
    Maude, Ralph, Mr. Burns and Barney: 1

    • @GribnikSToporom
      @GribnikSToporom 3 місяці тому

      So why in the end Bart and Marge are riding a bike? Who is being buried?

  • @zooeyhill6006
    @zooeyhill6006 3 роки тому +13

    That cut between Moe filling up and giving Homer the Beer is very good

  • @RioluJH
    @RioluJH 4 роки тому +626

    If we continue like this, the remake of Everybody Pile on Homer's Wife would be a movie.

    • @JanAside
      @JanAside 4 роки тому +19

      Yes we need that remake

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +42

      I'd watch that movie... twice

    • @virtual_viking8908
      @virtual_viking8908 4 роки тому +4

      Oooh yeaaahhhhhh

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 4 роки тому

      Dark Simpsons make it five... No a HUNDRED!!!!

    • @aRandomwacko
      @aRandomwacko 3 роки тому

      I've never agreed more before with an riolu in my life...

  • @antoniageorgiou4493
    @antoniageorgiou4493 4 роки тому +352

    It can't get any darker than this 😱 Hoping for a part 2 where Lisa hunts down Marge and gets her revenge.

    • @Das_Ungeheuer
      @Das_Ungeheuer 4 роки тому +26

      Or duels Bart for the love of Marge.

    • @jodhod1498
      @jodhod1498 4 роки тому +6

      Heard pf the channel "Darker Simpsons?"

    • @rhett8819
      @rhett8819 4 роки тому +4

      @@Das_Ungeheuer I mean, she DID come back.....

    • @ColinElkin-ce1337
      @ColinElkin-ce1337 4 роки тому +4

      @@jodhod1498 This one requires a new channel: "Darkest Simpsons"

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 3 роки тому

      @@ColinElkin-ce1337 and then Darker of the darkest simpsons

  • @zorakihyena7392
    @zorakihyena7392 4 роки тому +61

    The only thing disturbing here is Homer answering with a smartphone, but Marge calling through a corded landline.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +13

      Haha seamless huh?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому +3

      Blame the newer episodes trying to be all hip and current. This never would have happened if the show ended after season 10.
      But then, we'd never have these episodes, so I'm conflicted.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 роки тому +4

      @@DarkSimpsons ...you're fired.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 Рік тому +1

      And with good cause!

    • @adrianjagielak
      @adrianjagielak 9 місяців тому +2

      @@DarkSimpsonsYou’re fired.

  • @danielsultana5615
    @danielsultana5615 4 роки тому +14

    I feel really disturbed after watching this....yet I can't stop watching it 😂

  • @MillRunner
    @MillRunner 4 роки тому +201

    The Simpson household doesn't discriminate when it comes to child molestation.

  • @mahtimies3200
    @mahtimies3200 4 роки тому +411

    Does Marge's lust have no limits?!

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 4 роки тому +46

      Simpson scandal update! This just in marge sleeps nude in an oxygen tent she believes gives her SEXUAL POWERS!

    • @analothor
      @analothor 4 роки тому +8

      I hope so

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 4 роки тому +5

      @@Enkarashaddam That's only partly true!

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 3 роки тому

      @Magical_Fedora Is that meant to be foreshadowing?

    • @psyheart8593
      @psyheart8593 3 роки тому +2

      The only way you'll lick this is one day at a time...I heard that.. i went WHOA😲

  • @deadchanneldontwatch7347
    @deadchanneldontwatch7347 4 роки тому +33

    Marge : "you are a pretty girl"
    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @owoister
    @owoister 4 роки тому +9

    The sweet home alabama part made me straight up _wheeze_

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Lol success! Glad you enjoyed it.

  • @chaosmorris5865
    @chaosmorris5865 4 роки тому +107

    The muffled screaming kills me every time.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 роки тому +294

    Jesus H. Christ this was dark...even by your standards

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 2 місяці тому +1

    Holy shit dude. I only just discovered Dark Simpsons and this is only the second video I watched here. This is simultaneously the most hilarious and the darkest thing I've seen in a long time! Plus the effort involved in finding the clips must be massive! 😂

  • @Dilopho
    @Dilopho 3 роки тому +5

    The editing in this one is amazing lol
    The Alabama clips are so unbelievably perfect

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому +2

      Haha thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.

  • @barkbork7528
    @barkbork7528 4 роки тому +624

    I think this is genuinely the most uncomfortable one you've ever made. Good work!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +61

      Uncomfortable, the story of my life

    • @annawieczorek3791
      @annawieczorek3791 3 роки тому +1

      v ohit68rdutiduotxid6tdu5dyurxezw3aq3trychuoppbiiy9n8u0nokmok,

  • @feckoffthePRvillain
    @feckoffthePRvillain 4 роки тому +578

    Welp... I asked for Dark Simpsons...
    Guess I got what I asked fer.
    Ain't no unseein' this, I tell ya hwat...

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +67

      I sell propane and propane accessories

    • @moxxy8626
      @moxxy8626 4 роки тому +18

      @@DarkSimpsons bwaaaaaaah.
      That boy ain't right

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 4 роки тому +12

      @@DarkSimpsons dark kill of the hill?

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 4 роки тому +1

      He can easy to forget but it can hit back like punch gag

    • @menmenm
      @menmenm 4 роки тому +2

      There's also Darker Simpsons which gets even better/worse :D

  • @nectarlover3264
    @nectarlover3264 2 роки тому +6

    The Chris Chan story

  • @therealking69
    @therealking69 4 роки тому +5

    4:51 favorite sceneof this vid. its homers funeral, and marge and bart are hapily riding along and lovejoy and the people atending it are just waving back like no one cares about homer (in this vid/channel no one cares about anyone, just likes to kill)

  • @omaridaniels8427
    @omaridaniels8427 4 роки тому +298

    0:57- "Lisa, the only way you'll lick this is one day at a time."
    Damn, Marge. I thought Bart would get away unscathed, but then I remembered what channel I'm watching. Plus, we know that Bart's a good lover.

    • @millec60
      @millec60 4 роки тому +39

      He is the world's greatest sex machine

    • @youhustlinmeboy4989
      @youhustlinmeboy4989 4 роки тому +3

      Just more of him to love honey
      Uuuughhhh

  • @szalhi
    @szalhi 4 роки тому +421

    The lousy Simpson genes must be phased out for the superior Bouvier genes.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +60

      Patty and Selma have the bouvier Gene's lol, not much superior.

    • @szalhi
      @szalhi 4 роки тому +27

      @@DarkSimpsons You gotta pick the lesser of the two evils

    • @rhett8819
      @rhett8819 4 роки тому +5

      @@DarkSimpsons Always nice to see someone (Unintentionally?) point out that episode made no sense and was overall a very stupid one.

    • @Max_The_Flower
      @Max_The_Flower 4 роки тому +8

      @@DarkSimpsons Marge was actually smart before Homer came into her life and wrecked it, we don't how smart Patty and Selma are but considering in The Simpsons World genetics effect your IQ Patty and Selma are probably also smart, but they traded all that away for cigarettes, not even once.
      On the other hand can you imagine how smart Jackolyn (Marge's Mum) is? I don't know if she was ever confirmed to be a smoker in her youth but if not she must 1000 iq

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +1

      @@DarkSimpsons Gurney Genes

  • @ferghalicious1480
    @ferghalicious1480 3 роки тому +5

    I’ll just say this. Thank god Maggie stayed pure.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому +3

      I hope she never says a word

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 Рік тому +5

    Child rape, incest, pedophilia, domestic violence, suicide.. but I'm glad at the end they told us that it's TV PG. I was worried this wasn't suitable for all ages lol 😳😌

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons Рік тому +1

      Lol fox has turned into a hardcore x channel so gradually, i barely even noticed

  • @linak.6415
    @linak.6415 4 роки тому +274

    Looks we've got a new Mrs Plow.
    At least Bart seems to be enjoying it.

    • @Das_Ungeheuer
      @Das_Ungeheuer 4 роки тому +6

      Lisa may be on her way to enjoy it too, apparently.

    • @wolfmantheimpaler
      @wolfmantheimpaler 4 роки тому +2

      @Simba Rashe he's doing the plowing

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 4 роки тому +88

    Fun fact: Bart sleeps with Marge in order to get back at Mr. Plow!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +10

      Lol, now he's been with both Mr and Mrs Plow

  • @ro-mantheexmo4396
    @ro-mantheexmo4396 2 роки тому +6

    3:33 Chris Chan and his Mom

  • @turrambar3138
    @turrambar3138 4 роки тому +3

    my friend who I just recommended Dark Simpsons to: you think this is funny? Is this how you get your sick kicks?
    me: what? It's just an ordinary Dark Simpsons--OHMYGOODNESS

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha that IS ordinary dark simpsons

  • @Red__Law
    @Red__Law 4 роки тому +102

    3:43 Literally me while watching every second of this...

  • @danpage3942
    @danpage3942 3 роки тому +4

    Just rewatching this and I can’t stop howling 😂 so disturbing at first but now it just makes me laugh non stop. Waiting for you one day to include the ‘hello mother, hello father, here we are at, camp Grenada’ that would definitely be interesting

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому

      Lol that will definitely be something. Not sure how I could use that.

  • @TheNewRobotMaster
    @TheNewRobotMaster 4 роки тому +1

    Whew. That was a tough one to get through. I physically recoiled at least 5 times. You've still got it, Dark Simpsons.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +2

      Haha that means it was a successful video!

  • @Transmission_Rory
    @Transmission_Rory 4 роки тому +217

    The only way this could get any darker, is if Jimmy Saville was the guest star.

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 4 роки тому +21

      Even he couldn't fix it

    • @TioFranTV
      @TioFranTV 4 роки тому +3

      Just change Bart for Maggie

    • @Lukethefox
      @Lukethefox 4 роки тому +12

      @waluigiwithachainsaw He was a UK TV Presenter from the 70's who was a massive Sex abuser.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 4 роки тому +6

      Or we saw Matt Groening’s “massage” from Epstein Island

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 4 роки тому +5

      Or Michael Jacks.... oh they did that one.

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 4 роки тому +61

    Having to watch and use clips from Simpsons episodes after season 14 is a tremendous effort in itself. As a HUGE Simpsons fan in the 90s i simply couldnt watch any epsiodes from the last 15-18 years lol

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +12

      Lol, i find some of them pretty good, AS LONG AS you don't compare it to what it use to be.

  • @ryankz1177
    @ryankz1177 4 роки тому +9

    Marge at home: *Night time*
    Homer going to Moe’s
    to make an excuse: *Day time*
    Me: Homer can change time??

  • @Kid_Charlemagne76
    @Kid_Charlemagne76 Рік тому +2

    I lost it when Marge started singing sweet home Alabama LMAO

  • @QuicklimeTime
    @QuicklimeTime 4 роки тому +102

    "I wonder if this particular Dark Simpsons episode contains sickening violence?"
    "Well, the short answer is 'yes' with an 'and', long answer is 'no' with a 'but'"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks reverend! Lol

    • @Impulse98
      @Impulse98 4 роки тому +5

      Hey violence is never sickening if used properly

  • @littlesamu5920
    @littlesamu5920 4 роки тому +44

    I snorted when marge started singing "sweet home alabama"

  • @gruccikreps3614
    @gruccikreps3614 4 роки тому +6

    1:30 **dramatic music abruptly stops**

  • @m0m055
    @m0m055 4 роки тому +1

    Out of all of them, this one is so, oh god 😂 Great job as always.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Hahah, thank you. Lots more to come!

  • @celljr6374
    @celljr6374 4 роки тому +39

    "Sweet home Springfield "

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +8

      Where the skies are toxic green!

  • @GamerErman2001
    @GamerErman2001 4 роки тому +56

    Bart and Marge living happily ever after is such a messed up ending

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +6

      Lol they're happy at least...

  • @snaccsize
    @snaccsize 10 місяців тому +4

    LMAO 1:33 caught me so off-guard

  • @samjohn7501
    @samjohn7501 3 роки тому +4

    I need therapy after this

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 4 роки тому +159

    Me at 0:40 - "Looks like Ned's gonna blow Marge's sax."
    Me at 0:50 - "Wait... Ned doesn't know how to play the sax..."

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +10

      Haha ;)

    • @vexywexypoo
      @vexywexypoo 2 роки тому +4

      I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT SO I LIKED IT WITHOUT CONTEXT AND I GOT SO SCARED AFTER WATCHING FARTHER

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 4 роки тому +53

    Not only is this channel teaching me about the power of editing, it also brings back long forgotten memories of classic episodes, like the "FREE BEER!"-poster

  • @legend4646
    @legend4646 4 роки тому +2

    these videos are incredible at getting my jaw to drop lower and lower to the floor

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Lol thanks! Glad you enjoyed them

  • @jamesdasilva9939
    @jamesdasilva9939 4 роки тому +6

    Well that was F'ed up, my eyes can't un-see the horror of Marge!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Lol I'll consider that a successful video

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 4 роки тому +635

    The gay community: we want more representation
    The representation:

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 4 роки тому +178

    Lisa has been where only Homer has been before.
    ... and Flanders.
    And Moe.
    And Bart.
    And everyone else in Springfield, apparently!

    • @JOBdOut
      @JOBdOut 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh lisa and bart had alrdy been there - they came out of there.

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget Gabbo!

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 4 роки тому

      Who here hasn't had sex with Mrs Cart... I mean Simpson?

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 4 роки тому +27

    Holy shit every Lisa episode is darker than the last

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +2

      Lol success! Glad you enjoyed it

  • @matts4893
    @matts4893 Рік тому +4

    The endings always make me burst out laughing.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons Рік тому +1

      Haha success! Glad you enjoyed it

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 4 роки тому +69

    3:54 "We'll talk about it later, but first lets play some tennis."

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 4 роки тому +8

      Oh no no, I said we're gonna play some penis. That's what I call sex.

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 4 роки тому +4

      @@Golemoid Right you call this sex, despite the fact we are all wearing tennis ware.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +3

      Is "tennis" slang for sex?

  • @willdau
    @willdau 4 роки тому +61

    Jesus christ. These are getting too much for me now :/

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +4

      Lol, not every one will be this dark

  • @lepxlish6755
    @lepxlish6755 4 роки тому +2

    this is genius lmao omg thank you for making this

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +1

      Lol thank you, glad yo enjoyed iy

  • @crispybacon3002
    @crispybacon3002 4 роки тому +1

    This is quite possibly the greatest edit I've ever seen in my life

  • @dheaddy
    @dheaddy 4 роки тому +18

    The incest mixed with the multiple references to Alabama are just perfect.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +1

      Lol, Alabama is a great place... i think shelbyville is there

    • @thebarryshow15
      @thebarryshow15 2 роки тому +1

      4:38 lisa simpson screaming

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 4 роки тому +68

    This is _sooooo_ going into the Darker Simpsons channel within the next few days!
    Oh and congrats on 80k!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +4

      Thanks buddy, I appreciate the support

  • @angryspork610
    @angryspork610 2 роки тому +2

    There's dark, and then there's "what therapist failed you."
    This is the latter.

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 4 роки тому +7

    4:43 TV-PG, more like TV-21!🤣🤣

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Lol it's a children's cartoon show

  • @snarkykryptonite4768
    @snarkykryptonite4768 4 роки тому +39

    Congrats on 80K plus subscribers!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks buddy! Next stop, 90k!

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 4 роки тому +3

      @@DarkSimpsons
      I had no clue you were at 80k
      Cant wait till ya get to 100k

  • @MrVariant
    @MrVariant 4 роки тому +73

    0:16 lol Marge's D'oh. 4:54 lol blink and you'll miss how dark Cletus got with that gator.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +11

      Lol, I cut the cletus part, didnt seem necessary

    • @mathiaskiwanuka1607
      @mathiaskiwanuka1607 4 роки тому +3

      Nah I see cletus ramrodding tryn to blow a load in alligator c*ck wallet

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 3 роки тому +2

    I am extremely reluctant to hit the Like button, for fear of what the YT Algo will start throwing on my home page 😂

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 3 роки тому

      Lol then hit subscribe instead!

    • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
      @KyleHarrisonRedacted 3 роки тому

      @@DarkSimpsons oh you, I've been subscribed for ages 😂👌

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 2 роки тому

    Damn you REALLY love doing these.

  • @virtual_viking8908
    @virtual_viking8908 4 роки тому +32

    Annnnnd this shall soon be on Darker Simpsons

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому

      Where is that?

    • @virtual_viking8908
      @virtual_viking8908 4 роки тому +5

      That's Dark Simpson's alternate channel for the really dark content that UA-cam demonitozes

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +1

      @@virtual_viking8908 Ah I see, thx.
      There is one Episode thats deleted completely though, right?

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 роки тому

      I'll be waiting over at Pornhub...

  • @RaCrazySeals
    @RaCrazySeals 4 роки тому +15

    The part where Homer shot out the lights and when Chief Wiggum was dressed like a girl! That was too much! 🤣

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Lol no such thing as too much!

  • @ZakkandtheJ
    @ZakkandtheJ 4 роки тому +2

    Hahaha the Sweet Home Alabama and Barry White holy shit that was probably the best thing I've seen you do and I've watched all the videos.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Haha thanks buddy. So glad you enjoyed it.

  • @sleepydj08
    @sleepydj08 2 роки тому +3

    I am generally petrified after seeing this whole thing 😭😭

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 4 роки тому +73

    “Lisa, the only way, you’ll lick this is one day at a time”
    B R U H.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +6

      How could you not put that autio ontop of the bed clip?

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 4 роки тому +4

      @@DarkSimpsons How you even THOUGHT of putting that audio there is a bruh moment enough!

  • @jakesmart7051
    @jakesmart7051 4 роки тому +16

    I was not expecting those events to occur this minisode!
    Very dark.

  • @sebaxiety
    @sebaxiety 4 роки тому +11

    4:24 yo me need this song

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +1

      Its sweet home Alabama.

    • @sebaxiety
      @sebaxiety 4 роки тому

      @@DarkSimpsons the piano one

    • @marmars199
      @marmars199 3 роки тому +2

      As Time Goes By Casablanca piano ver

    • @sebaxiety
      @sebaxiety 3 роки тому +1

      @@marmars199 thanks bro

  • @AquaJulieMarine
    @AquaJulieMarine 4 роки тому +2

    Mrs. Plow, that's her name
    That name again is Mrs. Plow!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому

      Tonight calls for flurries of passion!

  • @John-jl4dl
    @John-jl4dl 4 роки тому +58

    Well, 40% of the Simpson family ended up happier than they started, at least.
    Also, I may be a bad person for laughing as much as I did at 1:33.

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +5

      Lol we're all bad people

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 роки тому +2

      @@DarkSimpsons I'm surprised this isn't used more often. Don't we all just want to punch Lisa?

  • @CheatsythePimp2
    @CheatsythePimp2 4 роки тому +18

    Homer should’ve taken Maggie with him away from Marge!

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, would that be considered mercy?

    • @CheatsythePimp2
      @CheatsythePimp2 4 роки тому

      @@DarkSimpsons Last I checked, not even Homer would hurt Maggie... on purpose, so yeah.

  • @jmdnelson4891
    @jmdnelson4891 2 роки тому

    Wowzer Dark!!! Ya really lived up to your name on that one!! And I LOVE it!!

  • @pyrz5011
    @pyrz5011 Рік тому +3

    that clip of homer yelling at a baby, it would be perfect for a "homer has dementia"

    • @DarkSimpsons
      @DarkSimpsons Рік тому +1

      Lol, homer yelling into that stroller will always be funny