"I want your darkest Simpsons"
"No, that's too dark"
And you know that somewhere out there, there's a guy saying, "Don't you have anything DARKER"?
I love how each incest episode always has Marge singing Sweet Home Alabama.
i dont know what it is about seeing Simpsons with smartphones that makes me so uncomfortable
@@m_udwhitman2649 that would've improved the show. There's more distinction between old and new Simpsons how they did it.
It’s creepy because the Simpsons don’t seem to realize they’ve went through 3 decades of technology AND pop culture without aging lol
Think about it, a lot of history went on in these 30 years
It makes having continuity in The Simpsons weird because Bart and Lisa can't say, oh look, those are my old VHS tapes when if they are 8 in 2020, they should be born in an age that doesn't use VHS tapes anymore
I love these episodes where Homer is actually the more responsible parent. :D
I love how homer and Lisa react surprisingly realistic, but Bart doesnt care
preteen...hot mom...you do the math. Man the things I would've done to get one night with my arts teacher...
When Marge started singing sweet home Alabama I started to lose it.
I'm not american so I don't understand why everyone associates that song to incests can somebody explain me?
@@thestrong2401 Alabama is joked a lot about for ppl and incest. So the song kinda just ties into it.
Oh also Alabama marrying within the family is legal apparently as well. So that's also kinda why incest is joked around with them a lot cause ew.
I absolutely love the setup with Homer shooting out the lights, followed by a cut to the outside of the house and a gunshot but no light turning off.
@@DarkSimpsons - This also coincidentally mimics a scene in Family Guy (at least I think it was), where they parody the Simpsons with Homer going around the house shooting everyone after saying goodnight to them.
Me before I started watching: Oh this must be another MargeXFlanders episode.
Me 42 seconds in: *O H N O*
Dark Simpsons ...I hate that you thought that through. Keep up the good work.
i love how bart isnt even bothered and just lets it happen
"Dude, I think the lady made her decision"
Yeah, Bart...in this case she literally MADE her decision. :s
I think this one might belong in Darker Simpsons.
i think i know what went wrong the first time around so I'm sure it'll be okay.
@@DarkSimpsons This one has a happy ending, so UA-cam should be cool with it.
Why is there a Darker Simpsons channel? I love it, don't get me wrong, but I'm just curious as to why they're separated?
"The only way you’ll lick this is one day at a time."
I think I went red in the face laughing. Too perfect.
Haha when I thought of it... I was awkwardly laughing too... I know I shouldnt have been laughing lol
Well to be honest, Lisa was probably red in the face too, but for a completely different reason.
Threatens to rat on Marge and immediately gets KOed and taken right back to bed lol.
I unironically love how you used the scene with homer shooting the lights out, and then it cuts outside and we hear the last shot, but the light is still on.
@@DarkSimpsons Hey know that this comment is like a year old now but do you remember where the music is from?
Lisa getting punched after Marge's rage and Homer's scream were perfectly timed. I was in tears lmao
A long time ago, Moe asked Homer, "You & Marge ain't cousins, are you?"
Dark Simpsons: Cousins, eh? Hold my beer...
Homer: 35 ⬆️
Marge: 15 ⬆️
Bart: 26 ⬆️
Lisa: 14 ⬆️
Maggie: 11 ⬆️
Other Deaths:
Milhouse: 5
Ned, Rod, Todd, Mr. Burns: 4
Moe and Maude: 3
Snowball II, Apu, Ralph, Chief Wiggum, Moleman, Skinner and Sideshow Bob : 2
Lisa's Pony, Patty, Selma, Santa's Little Helper, Reverend Lovejoy, Willie, Nelson, Martin, Luis, Krusty, Sherri and Terri, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Lenny, and Barney: 1
Updated Rxpe Counter:
Homer: 5 ⬆️
Bart: 13
Marge: 3
Lisa: 6 ⬆️
Maggie: 1
Also:
Milhouse: 2
Maude, Ralph, Mr. Burns and Barney: 1
So why in the end Bart and Marge are riding a bike? Who is being buried?
That cut between Moe filling up and giving Homer the Beer is very good
If we continue like this, the remake of Everybody Pile on Homer's Wife would be a movie.
It can't get any darker than this 😱 Hoping for a part 2 where Lisa hunts down Marge and gets her revenge.
The only thing disturbing here is Homer answering with a smartphone, but Marge calling through a corded landline.
Blame the newer episodes trying to be all hip and current. This never would have happened if the show ended after season 10.
But then, we'd never have these episodes, so I'm conflicted.
I feel really disturbed after watching this....yet I can't stop watching it 😂
The Simpson household doesn't discriminate when it comes to child molestation.
Does Marge's lust have no limits?!
Simpson scandal update! This just in marge sleeps nude in an oxygen tent she believes gives her SEXUAL POWERS!
The only way you'll lick this is one day at a time...I heard that.. i went WHOA😲
Marge : "you are a pretty girl"
*FBI OPEN UP*
Holy shit dude. I only just discovered Dark Simpsons and this is only the second video I watched here. This is simultaneously the most hilarious and the darkest thing I've seen in a long time! Plus the effort involved in finding the clips must be massive! 😂
The editing in this one is amazing lol
The Alabama clips are so unbelievably perfect
I think this is genuinely the most uncomfortable one you've ever made. Good work!
Welp... I asked for Dark Simpsons...
Guess I got what I asked fer.
Ain't no unseein' this, I tell ya hwat...
The Chris Chan story
4:51 favorite sceneof this vid. its homers funeral, and marge and bart are hapily riding along and lovejoy and the people atending it are just waving back like no one cares about homer (in this vid/channel no one cares about anyone, just likes to kill)
0:57- "Lisa, the only way you'll lick this is one day at a time."
Damn, Marge. I thought Bart would get away unscathed, but then I remembered what channel I'm watching. Plus, we know that Bart's a good lover.
The lousy Simpson genes must be phased out for the superior Bouvier genes.
@@DarkSimpsons Always nice to see someone (Unintentionally?) point out that episode made no sense and was overall a very stupid one.
@@DarkSimpsons Marge was actually smart before Homer came into her life and wrecked it, we don't how smart Patty and Selma are but considering in The Simpsons World genetics effect your IQ Patty and Selma are probably also smart, but they traded all that away for cigarettes, not even once.
On the other hand can you imagine how smart Jackolyn (Marge's Mum) is? I don't know if she was ever confirmed to be a smoker in her youth but if not she must 1000 iq
Child rape, incest, pedophilia, domestic violence, suicide.. but I'm glad at the end they told us that it's TV PG. I was worried this wasn't suitable for all ages lol 😳😌
Lol fox has turned into a hardcore x channel so gradually, i barely even noticed
Fun fact: Bart sleeps with Marge in order to get back at Mr. Plow!
3:33 Chris Chan and his Mom
my friend who I just recommended Dark Simpsons to: you think this is funny? Is this how you get your sick kicks?
me: what? It's just an ordinary Dark Simpsons--OHMYGOODNESS
Just rewatching this and I can’t stop howling 😂 so disturbing at first but now it just makes me laugh non stop. Waiting for you one day to include the ‘hello mother, hello father, here we are at, camp Grenada’ that would definitely be interesting
Whew. That was a tough one to get through. I physically recoiled at least 5 times. You've still got it, Dark Simpsons.
The only way this could get any darker, is if Jimmy Saville was the guest star.
@waluigiwithachainsaw He was a UK TV Presenter from the 70's who was a massive Sex abuser.
Having to watch and use clips from Simpsons episodes after season 14 is a tremendous effort in itself. As a HUGE Simpsons fan in the 90s i simply couldnt watch any epsiodes from the last 15-18 years lol
Lol, i find some of them pretty good, AS LONG AS you don't compare it to what it use to be.
Marge at home: *Night time*
Homer going to Moe’s
to make an excuse: *Day time*
Me: Homer can change time??
I lost it when Marge started singing sweet home Alabama LMAO
"I wonder if this particular Dark Simpsons episode contains sickening violence?"
"Well, the short answer is 'yes' with an 'and', long answer is 'no' with a 'but'"
1:30 **dramatic music abruptly stops**
LMAO 1:33 caught me so off-guard
Me at 0:40 - "Looks like Ned's gonna blow Marge's sax."
Me at 0:50 - "Wait... Ned doesn't know how to play the sax..."
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT SO I LIKED IT WITHOUT CONTEXT AND I GOT SO SCARED AFTER WATCHING FARTHER
Not only is this channel teaching me about the power of editing, it also brings back long forgotten memories of classic episodes, like the "FREE BEER!"-poster
these videos are incredible at getting my jaw to drop lower and lower to the floor
Lisa has been where only Homer has been before.
... and Flanders.
And Moe.
And Bart.
And everyone else in Springfield, apparently!
3:54 "We'll talk about it later, but first lets play some tennis."
@@Golemoid Right you call this sex, despite the fact we are all wearing tennis ware.
This is _sooooo_ going into the Darker Simpsons channel within the next few days!
Oh and congrats on 80k!
There's dark, and then there's "what therapist failed you."
This is the latter.
Congrats on 80K plus subscribers!
@@DarkSimpsons
I had no clue you were at 80k
Cant wait till ya get to 100k
0:16 lol Marge's D'oh. 4:54 lol blink and you'll miss how dark Cletus got with that gator.
Nah I see cletus ramrodding tryn to blow a load in alligator c*ck wallet
I am extremely reluctant to hit the Like button, for fear of what the YT Algo will start throwing on my home page 😂
Damn you REALLY love doing these.
Annnnnd this shall soon be on Darker Simpsons
That's Dark Simpson's alternate channel for the really dark content that UA-cam demonitozes
@@virtual_viking8908 Ah I see, thx.
There is one Episode thats deleted completely though, right?
The part where Homer shot out the lights and when Chief Wiggum was dressed like a girl! That was too much! 🤣
Hahaha the Sweet Home Alabama and Barry White holy shit that was probably the best thing I've seen you do and I've watched all the videos.
“Lisa, the only way, you’ll lick this is one day at a time”
B R U H.
@@DarkSimpsons How you even THOUGHT of putting that audio there is a bruh moment enough!
Well, 40% of the Simpson family ended up happier than they started, at least.
Also, I may be a bad person for laughing as much as I did at 1:33.
@@DarkSimpsons I'm surprised this isn't used more often. Don't we all just want to punch Lisa?
Homer should’ve taken Maggie with him away from Marge!
@@DarkSimpsons Last I checked, not even Homer would hurt Maggie... on purpose, so yeah.
Wowzer Dark!!! Ya really lived up to your name on that one!! And I LOVE it!!
that clip of homer yelling at a baby, it would be perfect for a "homer has dementia"
We broke the 80k milestone! Off to 90k! Pound that subscribe button.
On the road to 100K in no time!
Congratulations, remember, don't sell your channel to Fox
Have you heard about and/or considered working with a channel called Dankmus for a milestone video?
Pound it like Marge likes lol
@Mahlica Ajaib I get the feeling that The Dark Simpsons Movie would be like a 500K subscriber special, which is like 30 minutes of footage rolled together to make one film.