I Committed Genocide for an iPad.

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  • @EonNeo
    @EonNeo 3 роки тому +5450

    It's incredible that the entire chat turned into CIA operatives for over an hour analyzing the vod frame by frame just to have it end like that.

    • @Leavehere
      @Leavehere 3 роки тому +220

      the best part being that she just walks up to him after all the clips were shown to him over and over

    • @lyonspride5361
      @lyonspride5361 3 роки тому +57

      Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Jesus Christ, That's Sigma Male!

    • @devinmann3034
      @devinmann3034 2 роки тому +24

      @@nomercyinc6783 Joke

    • @HiHi-ny1qb
      @HiHi-ny1qb 2 роки тому

      Yea

    • @mcslender2965
      @mcslender2965 2 роки тому +7

      They were all Diana on that day

  • @scruffald
    @scruffald 3 роки тому +2022

    the ending to this is absolutely hilarious

    • @curtisgoldthorpe6656
      @curtisgoldthorpe6656 3 роки тому +15

      Even better if you watched the full elusive on stream. Like it's so good that she just walked up to in AT THE FUCKING PARTY of all places. was maddddd

    • @gambitg
      @gambitg 3 роки тому +18

      Nice plant, trying to get people to watch longer through geurulla marketing

    • @curtisgoldthorpe6656
      @curtisgoldthorpe6656 3 роки тому +9

      @@gambitg Shit. cover blown repeat cover blown. Deploy the bots! deploy THE BOTS!!!!

    • @sp00kyd4ddy6
      @sp00kyd4ddy6 3 роки тому

      I'll make sure not to laugh

    • @HiHi-ny1qb
      @HiHi-ny1qb 2 роки тому +1

      I agree

  • @Jackpauler4lyfe
    @Jackpauler4lyfe 3 роки тому +904

    What a classic Brandon “If I have to murder every woman in this lobby, I’ll do it” Ewing video

  • @zzgaming9963
    @zzgaming9963 3 роки тому +2181

    It's so insane that big A could get a 1:06 on an elusive target, truly a god gamer.

    • @JetskiSlumpt
      @JetskiSlumpt 3 роки тому +23

      That’s good

    • @mythicbrwl9424
      @mythicbrwl9424 Рік тому +6

      @@JetskiSlumpt 1 hour 6 minutes bro

    • @frostfirexd5857
      @frostfirexd5857 Рік тому

      Damn is that an airplane going over your head along with your sense of humour?@@mythicbrwl9424

    • @piercearora7681
      @piercearora7681 Рік тому

      ​@@mythicbrwl9424r/whoosh bro

    • @ashtonoak4370
      @ashtonoak4370 5 місяців тому +4

      @@mythicbrwl9424 we all saw the video

  • @josephshipley5214
    @josephshipley5214 3 роки тому +641

    Zinjo being able to make this into a watchable video is incredible although I'm surprised Atrioc didn't get Quack to do it just to be mean

    • @D33r_Hunt3r_
      @D33r_Hunt3r_ 3 роки тому +7

      Who is this Zinjo guy? Don't you know quack does all the editing and thumbnails

    • @Zinjo
      @Zinjo 3 роки тому +70

      @@D33r_Hunt3r_ nah that's actually true though I'm just a front so people don't think quack's being overworked

    • @shambles07
      @shambles07 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zinjo I love this

  • @iamanduck9281
    @iamanduck9281 3 роки тому +371

    This mission was the easiest thing Brandon “Mustard loving and avid eater of the yellow condiment and advertises it on the side of his main job streaming and plans to start his own mustard company also eats it with his bear hands” Ewing has ever done.

  • @max9080
    @max9080 3 роки тому +997

    Watching this live was simultaneously infuriating and fascinating. Truly a Brandon “atrioc” Ewing classic

    • @idiothoved
      @idiothoved 3 роки тому +19

      Isn't that just every Brandon "atroic" Ewing stream

    • @inordirectional
      @inordirectional 3 роки тому +9

      That's quality

  • @mValerianW
    @mValerianW 3 роки тому +102

    I love how when he finally got the mission done, Agent 47 walks off in the cutscene with a facial expression of "Damn right I fucking rocked this mission!" - 13:07

  • @captainsavs
    @captainsavs 3 роки тому +64

    I was lucky that when I was in the party I overheard the npc in the only interaction where she talks about "updating the guestlist" or something, I believe that is how you're supposed to know it's her. Afterwards, you can poison her drink to isolate her easily

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Місяць тому +1

      Yup. She makes a phone call talking about it... I think once per cycle, if that much. And because so many people talk in there, you have to be close to notice it.
      Also, funnily one of the very few times consumed sedative poison is actually something worth a damn since she's one of the very, very few non-targets that has a mission-critical item in her possession.

  • @bananaisgood3743
    @bananaisgood3743 3 роки тому +528

    Whoever told Atrioc that he had accidentally killed the target made it take like 30 minutes longer than it should have taken, if it didn't happen he would probably have just gone around and killed every single orange person instead of looking for an ipad laying on the floor and would have gotten her eventually.

    • @braydenguy907
      @braydenguy907 3 роки тому +5

      nah killing everyone crashes the game

    • @Maltesfilm
      @Maltesfilm 3 роки тому +97

      Well tbf, he did apparently shoot her so it was reasonable to think she died then.

    • @autozeL_
      @autozeL_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@braydenguy907 no?

    • @braydenguy907
      @braydenguy907 3 роки тому

      @@autozeL_ too many entities = bad

    • @autozeL_
      @autozeL_ 2 роки тому

      @@braydenguy907 u do realize ur talking to one of the biggest mass murderers in the world of hitman right?

  • @wilderhades2405
    @wilderhades2405 3 роки тому +60

    This was one of the greatest, and most frustrating moments to watch live. That ending must have been so bittersweet after the hour of effort. Thats a grindset at work

  • @TheRussell747
    @TheRussell747 2 роки тому +107

    "I just fell in love for the very first time"
    Spares him, after already murdering the woman he fell in love with
    Also, 12:44 she didn't go flying high, she flew up at mach 3 and slammed straight into the fucking roof/pillar and fell back down

  • @moonchild-ug5xr
    @moonchild-ug5xr 3 роки тому +105

    this is the one video where i recommend all youtube frogs to check out the full vod because there truly isn’t a better way to experience this rollercoaster than sitting through the whole thing

    • @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw
      @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw 3 роки тому +7

      I agree, that stream was a time. I loved how the hour long hunt ended with her walking into him

    • @dillpi8866
      @dillpi8866 3 роки тому +1

      @@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw which stream is it from?

    • @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw
      @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw 3 роки тому

      @@dillpi8866 Uhh atriocs stream? I don’t remember what day it was

    • @fakenoobgame
      @fakenoobgame 3 роки тому +12

      @@dillpi8866 here is the VOD ua-cam.com/video/ym18ZjW2NFg/v-deo.html (2021-08-29). Elusive target starts at 3:58:22.

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei 3 роки тому +74

    A new banger from Brandon “Robert Oppenheimer” Ewing

    • @chahinehamitouche3294
      @chahinehamitouche3294 3 роки тому +7

      I hate the fact that I actually laughed at a "Brandon [blank] Ewing" joke. Good one, mate

    • @kakyoink1987
      @kakyoink1987 3 роки тому +14

      I am become Sigma, destroyer of male hierarchy.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +2

      @@kakyoink1987 shit’s deep bro

  • @jacksonnagle3014
    @jacksonnagle3014 3 роки тому +147

    Linkus- “I’ll give you a hint, she has Swedish traits”
    Glizzy Hands- “She’s bad at giving hints? Is that her Swedish trait?”
    Bro had me dead 😵😂

  • @regantaylor5848
    @regantaylor5848 3 роки тому +16

    11:45 The shear amount of saliva when he's maulding is insane

  • @CFloyd
    @CFloyd 3 роки тому +65

    I really can't express to you how involved chat and Linkus were in uncovering this, and the feeling after an hour of pulling and sorting dead bodies for her to just WALK UP to him lmfao. If you're only a YT frog you are missing out

  • @grand_spy
    @grand_spy 3 роки тому +73

    Idk why but this title just gets funnier every time I read it.

  • @dancing_odie
    @dancing_odie 3 роки тому +13

    The game finally just told her to walk up to you. Maybe she felt so bad for the genocide that she just wanted you to stop. Omg that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @yigitali_kurt1662
    @yigitali_kurt1662 3 роки тому +21

    This elusive target was so hard. Theres just too many npcs and places to check for the target.I couldnt kill him

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 3 роки тому +2

      Too bad I don’t know what an elusive target is

  • @Dn-rp3gf
    @Dn-rp3gf 3 роки тому +3

    One of the funniest streams I was able to catch…..the amount of effort that went in from chat to help find out and linkus made it 10x better to attend

  • @Flamango47
    @Flamango47 4 місяці тому

    This is one of the best Atrioc Hitman videos I'v watched BY FAR. It's so funny and unusual to see this pro level Hitman speedrunner being so relatable, everything is perfectly imperfect in this video, I love it

  • @abdiqarebash3156
    @abdiqarebash3156 2 роки тому +1

    guide to do this extremely easier than this. go up to the rooftop with the target the same way he did, and hide behind that small wall. wait until after the meeting for the poisoned dude to walk away. subdue the waiter while still behind the wall, this will alert the target who will come over to investigate, but won't see the body. once he's in subduing range, subdue him like the waiter and snap his neck.

  • @RB92.
    @RB92. 3 роки тому +6

    One of these times where you think the title could be overselling a tad, but turns out to be 100% accurate description.

  • @jeke7932
    @jeke7932 3 роки тому +12

    UA-cam frogs won’t understand the pain we all went through watching this live

    • @Arishtanxmi
      @Arishtanxmi 3 роки тому +1

      This was an hour dude. You can't imagine sitting through his hollow knight p5 attempts.

  • @Lorem_64
    @Lorem_64 3 роки тому +2

    at 3:11 Michael_barron in chat said "I think not doing silent assassin can be more interesting sometimes"
    and they were sure right about that.

  • @arcticwulf5796
    @arcticwulf5796 2 роки тому +2

    That's what it must have felt like to the dude who killed the Arch Duke Ferdinand.

  • @fluDragon
    @fluDragon 3 роки тому +4

    im sad that this was edited. The live experience really made the genocide understandable.

  • @jeremyroberts8822
    @jeremyroberts8822 2 роки тому +1

    This was so entertaining, I wish I would’ve been there for the live so I could’ve witness the full descent into madness trying to find that damn iPad

  • @megaslush9629
    @megaslush9629 3 роки тому +2

    btw the woman didn't fly off after exploding, she hit the underside of the awning and slammed back into the ground XD its funny to watch frame by frame
    loved this live, keep it up Big A!

  • @blunex8726
    @blunex8726 3 роки тому +2

    Just realized that at the end the woman didn’t actually fly in the air, but instead hit some roof and then fell into the bushes, which is somehow even funnier.

  • @fakenoobgame
    @fakenoobgame 3 роки тому +2

    For anyone wondering, this was taken from this stream ua-cam.com/video/ym18ZjW2NFg/v-deo.html (2021-08-29). Elusive target starts at 3:58:22

    • @sevaruu
      @sevaruu 2 роки тому

      THANK YOU. Wanted to rewatch this stream but coulnd't find it

  • @finniganhercus6311
    @finniganhercus6311 3 роки тому +2

    Fellas watching on an iPad counting their days

  • @alykdahl3578
    @alykdahl3578 3 роки тому

    VERY FUNNY THAT IT TOOK AN HOUR! LOVE TO SEE THE VOD UPLOAD!

  • @senatorbillchupacabreiii749
    @senatorbillchupacabreiii749 3 роки тому +1

    This was probably the easiest elusive target so far and Big A somehow managed to fuck it up

  • @Lycel
    @Lycel 3 роки тому +1

    u were so close to silent assassin keep grinding king

  • @shambles07
    @shambles07 3 роки тому

    This is such an amazing clip. Wish I caught this live

  • @lock3930
    @lock3930 3 роки тому

    11:45 my man is so heated he is spitting everywhere just trying to get the words out

  • @mait4051
    @mait4051 3 роки тому +1

    This is by far the best video on this channel. Calling it that this will be the most popular video on the channel.

  • @iploop
    @iploop 3 роки тому +7

    love hearing Atrioc explain elusive target every video like it's some new concept..

  • @mattthebadger2785
    @mattthebadger2785 Рік тому +1

    This is precisely how it went when I did this elusive target for the first time.

  • @freezeman32
    @freezeman32 3 роки тому

    this was painful but great live. enjoyed the edit :)

  • @battletechpropaganda
    @battletechpropaganda 2 роки тому

    Oh, so THATS what an elusive target is

  • @ottoeriksson2731
    @ottoeriksson2731 3 роки тому +1

    Atrioc's hitman playing is so fuckin fun to watch 10/10

  • @elishabosch3896
    @elishabosch3896 3 роки тому +1

    I don't get to hit many livestreams but I was so glad I was there for this one

  • @tristanf3764
    @tristanf3764 3 роки тому

    Watched this whole stream, totally worth the wait!

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 3 місяці тому +1

    It's always a treat when content creators go into this one blind.

  • @Cherokeechuck9
    @Cherokeechuck9 3 роки тому

    3:40 with all the question marks lmao

  • @Trash0000
    @Trash0000 3 роки тому +2

    Watched this live and it was sooooo hilarious. I was fully in and was willing to bring this livestream to family bowling night. I needed to be there to watch him find it.

  • @nukelewman
    @nukelewman 3 роки тому +1

    UA-cam has no idea how Hellish this was

  • @Hex...
    @Hex... 3 роки тому

    Saw the clip for the end of this, glad to have to rest of the story behind it

  • @Goldeggz71
    @Goldeggz71 Рік тому +1

    My boy Atrioc is turning into Cheru

  • @ericduan19
    @ericduan19 2 роки тому

    it's actually not impossible to figure out who has the iPad. If you hang around the VIP lounge for a while, the woman who has it will make a phone call near the restroom, saying she has the list & is awaiting for instructions.
    That's how I figured out.

  • @johnnicholas7122
    @johnnicholas7122 2 роки тому

    bro she went into the stratosphere when you shot those propane tanks lol

  • @nathankinkade6555
    @nathankinkade6555 3 роки тому +2

    This is Atriocs best one yet

  • @ctzturtle
    @ctzturtle 2 роки тому

    8:40 absolutely ruined me

  • @DBear8008
    @DBear8008 2 роки тому

    Last night I was killing everybody in mendoza and the waiter that serves wine got down and was like "please no, I have a dog. I HAVE A DOG!"... that did it for me. He's the only survivor from mendoza.

  • @heybro4000
    @heybro4000 3 роки тому

    Best part is she didnt even go high, she hit the awning above her

  • @fartheadhomixide
    @fartheadhomixide 3 роки тому

    I was amazed that this made it into a video

  • @theeverflame
    @theeverflame 2 роки тому

    It's actually extremely easy because both people put themselves into places no one ever really goes. clown and the guy hes with could be choked out on roof after the third guy is poisoned(the clown poisons someone). then the girl with the pda can be lured to the bathroom in the cafe. sadly I only found this perfect strategy after blowing up a civilian and taking 15 bullets

  • @zackshanyfelt1897
    @zackshanyfelt1897 3 роки тому +7

    Are the elusive targets only on Hitman 3 or would they be on Hitman 1 and 2 as well?

    • @piethedye3948
      @piethedye3948 3 роки тому +2

      only on hitman 3

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 3 роки тому

      I wish IO would just put them on a looping schedule. I missed so many in Hitman 1 and 2 and I can never play them now unless I find modded jobs.

  • @whatgremlin4750
    @whatgremlin4750 2 роки тому

    Hands down best Hitman video I seen so far!

  • @Chrispy9393
    @Chrispy9393 2 роки тому

    bro the amount of research that went into finding that chick was INCREDIBLE. The internet is a fabulous place

  • @LukeBeks
    @LukeBeks 3 роки тому

    "I have 60 bullets and a dream" so my screen is now covered in water

  • @jackmerrick6589
    @jackmerrick6589 2 роки тому +1

    “Do I just no Russian it” Best. Quote. Ever

  • @gummytimmay387
    @gummytimmay387 3 роки тому +2

    We spend so much time reviewing the vod just for her to walk up to atrioc

  • @odethlozano
    @odethlozano 2 роки тому

    when you pause theres a video of the mission, she appears there with her location

  • @WDYUE
    @WDYUE Рік тому

    another good content on our lovely hitman 47 , love the vids broski keep em up.

  • @davidt1d
    @davidt1d 2 роки тому

    I just remembered this atrioc “genocidal maniac” Ewing classic

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +1

    Somebody’s gotta keep count of how many times Atrioc has explained what an elusive target is, like this is the 5th time it’s been explained to me lol.

  • @whobeme10
    @whobeme10 3 роки тому

    fucking pogchamps on zinjo i thought this footage would be absolutely a waste and yet....the impossible can be done

  • @a-simpler-time
    @a-simpler-time 3 роки тому +5

    Some woman in the party says something one-time and thats how you were supposed to figure it out. Because "important" dialogue is subtitled. Very stupid if you ask me.

  • @VileCAESARB
    @VileCAESARB 3 роки тому

    This was my first elusive target I ever tried last week,I killed Giggles and then thought I had found the lady in blue/white.... wrong bird...ended up dying before I could close the game. I was slightly pissed but now I find out it was one of the hardest, slightly better now :)

  • @BaselBannoud
    @BaselBannoud 3 роки тому

    The one person atrioc didnt brutally slay in his genocide for an iPad, was the shopkeeper selling bananas, what a guy.

  • @eminjunior6636
    @eminjunior6636 2 роки тому

    Extremely useful tip: if you didn't die in an elusive target even if you killed the target if you shut down you internet an turning it back on you can actually restart the elusive target hope he sees this so he can save money

  • @atticus07
    @atticus07 2 роки тому

    this is genuinely one of my favorite videos of all time, its never gonna be not funny

  • @JuanGarcia-rg2sd
    @JuanGarcia-rg2sd 3 роки тому

    The hour plus of suffering, condensed to under 15 minutes, Zinjo is truly a genius

  • @mlordd
    @mlordd Рік тому +1

    Ah the origins of a fan favorite strat, the pile strat

  • @billxyt
    @billxyt 3 роки тому

    this might be the most hilarious hitman video from big a we’ll ever see

  • @kalabars_revenge
    @kalabars_revenge 3 роки тому +1

    The funniest/saddest part about that guy Atrioc spared is that he killed his fiancé so even though he’s alive he’ll still never get to experience true love.

  • @thenightangle3661
    @thenightangle3661 4 місяці тому

    This was a really hard one because of that damn tablet

  • @seantaylor8114
    @seantaylor8114 Рік тому

    The transcript for this video is going to come upnin court

  • @nicholasmallender9070
    @nicholasmallender9070 3 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Atrioc whenever he plays an elusive target mission: "What we are doing today is an elusive target mission."

  • @oniontaster6449
    @oniontaster6449 3 роки тому

    bro turned into the joker when he found her

  • @sgtgrumbles3rdgaming
    @sgtgrumbles3rdgaming 2 роки тому

    Just for the record the NPC with the guest list will drink from the glass on the left end of the bar at the party

  • @cameltoe3309
    @cameltoe3309 2 роки тому

    As much as i wanted her body to turn it a little sparkle like in smash bros she didnt go flying that high her body hit the little roof she was next to

  • @mlmbird
    @mlmbird Рік тому

    Atrioc and the Speedrun into Interpol's watchlist

  • @noodle4939
    @noodle4939 3 роки тому

    This was one of the best atrioc streams I ever watched

  • @paprikachile1801
    @paprikachile1801 3 роки тому

    “Almost lost my cool there”

  • @riotmaker239
    @riotmaker239 3 роки тому

    There were multiple points I was about to give up watching the vod for this, but holy shit was it worth it.

  • @samplager4482
    @samplager4482 3 роки тому

    this is the first elusive target i did and it made me so fucking angry

  • @ferrohazard
    @ferrohazard Рік тому

    Found the VOD for people who want to see the whole thing
    Atrioc VODs / [2021-08-29] HITMAN Bros v. Pros @ 3:58:22

  • @NickMyersify
    @NickMyersify 2 роки тому

    It’s the lady that walks around the party blonde hair and sunglasses 🤣

  • @bebop1004
    @bebop1004 3 роки тому

    You should have put the summoning salt music in right when you said wr pace

  • @mouinemhb4960
    @mouinemhb4960 3 роки тому

    13:11 gj framing that guy
    im pretty sure no one saw anything so theyll pin it on him

  • @weezel2370
    @weezel2370 3 роки тому

    Thanks fir the help. Thx to you i finaly got the ipad

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 3 роки тому

    The woman with the Ipad got tired of waiting for Atrioc to try and find her.

  • @Walkingdeadfan675
    @Walkingdeadfan675 Рік тому

    I always do ALT+F+4 and I can do the elusive target. Again

  • @ezratweaver
    @ezratweaver 2 роки тому

    didnt explain what an elusive target is

  • @byrongudiel9858
    @byrongudiel9858 3 роки тому

    Already know this is gonna be a Zinjo classic