A prank: Showing up dressed as the killer, saying "BOO!" then taking the mask off for a laugh. A crime: Showing up dressed as the killer, with a weapon in hand, then chasing people around like you're actually trying to kill them to cause a panic and potentially causing irreversible actions executed in the mindset of survival and self-defense.
So dodger's master plan was relying on bad writting to inact her needlessly complicated revenge scheme, i've seen scooby doo plots that were more grounded in reality then this crap
+ColeVecsion If anything I would say that "Scooby Doo" was a secret commentary on the state of the elderly in the time it was made. They were always about old man so and so going to great lengths to steal a 100 worth of old coins or something. They must have been really hard up for cash. :)
Randy Williams What's really funny is, even for the time it came out, I don't know if the amounts of money involved were really equal to all the trouble they went to get it. :) I remember "Robot Chicken" actually made a joke about that when they had them go up against Jason and it was all for a few thousand dollars worth of Spanish coins.
"It's just high school." I don't think colleges will look too favorably upon a student who sent a false mass-email about a serial killer on campus, especially right after the actual murder of a fellow student. Owen's dad is the smartest person in this movie, he knew to keep his screen time to the minimum. I also guess there's no security in boarding schools, especially after a murder. Owen must think Bon Jovi is able to teleport if he's able to kill all his friends and dump the outfit in his office within minutes. Hey, that girl with the glasses is from Flight 29 Down!
About the lights in the library: That's a real thing. Most classrooms have some form of light where if there's no movement for a while, the lights turn off, and turn back on when you enter the room. My dad used to work as a custodian in an elementary school, so I would hang out there during the summer while he did maintenance. My favorite room to hang out in was the library, because it had books (clearly) as well as pretty much all the Magic Schoolbus movies. Anyways, I'd often be curled up with a book in one of the reading areas, and the lights would go out. It'd be really annoying since I'd have to stop reading, get up, and wave my arms around. So yeah, that's a real thing in school libraries. A stupid thing, but real.
It's in offices too. When I stayed in late for work, the lights started to just one by one turn off, and because I was the last one to activate them when going out to the kitchen, they turned off in reverse order towards me... spooky!
"It's like you're all playing checkers, and I'm playing chess" Oh, she's like the chessmaster then! How clever! Because she's like the evil mastermind! Clever foreshadowing... not. This movie is so dumb, and it's one of my favorite reviews of yours. Films like this want to be clever, but they rarely are because the concepts are beyond their ability to write properly. The worst part is Dodger suggesting the very thing that Owen later repeats to her and then her saying "You've already lost me." It's like they didn't read their own script for continuity errors. Thats when you know this movie is gonna suck. Nothing's for real!
It's not an alternate dimension, Phelous... Let's see, autumn everywhere, oranges, browns... He's in WONDERLAND! It's no wonder (Ha... ha...) that all that tomfoolery took place. After all... ANYTHING GOES IN WONDERLAND!
The final plot twist and the entire premise reveal to this film is equally stupid as was the 1997 movie "The Game" (starring Michael Douglas), where the plot twist was that everything the protagonist had to go through was an elaborate BIRTHDAY PRANK for the man who's a banker. One simple deviation from the entire thorough, detailed plan could have easily caused serious harm to the participants of this scheme or to the main protagonist had he gone down the bad lane, for there were no proper protocols to keep him safe. And if not that, then the character would at least be in for years to come in therapy for having massive trauma and trust issues to his friends, family and acquaintances. Perhaps I'm an idiot who likes plots where things are simple and straightforward, but going for complicated schemes which are based on pure idiotic luck where common sense is thrown out of the window because "who needs them anyways?" are some of the worst movies I can think of.
I actually liked the game......at least the organization that gives rich people these "experiences," in the movie actually has the money and resources to railroad their participants down the right and safe course of action.......
@@megatron6713 That's true. Also if I recall, wasn't *'The Game'* ultimately set up by that guy's brother all along? like he was working alongside the business he had hired to ensure things went according to plan or something along those lines(?) . I didn't like the film for other reasons (Pacing) but the premise wasn't as unreasonable as the first guy seems to think.
Yeah, I mean, you ever see how many times a teacher wouldn't bother taking action when a bullying happens, until AFTER it gets to a boiling point? And said teachers wonder why they generally aren't well liked by students much.
Damn it, I love Jared Padalecki but he has the worst luck playing as characters in bad horror movies. He is so remembered more in the TV shows he does especially Supernautral.
@@TheWilderCat When Blip got bought up and then immediately shut down (probably by Google), forcing every reviewer to upload their reviews on youtube... and often, change the audio or recut it because of the stupid reporting algorithms.
Phelous: Wait was the mask supposed to be orange Officer Phelous: Black is the new orange (takes off sunglasses that shows another pair of sunglasses) which is the new black
***** Didn't even know that one existed. Ackles has a movie called "Devour" I think that's a pretty awful horror movie. He's actually kind of Sam-like in that one which might be why they had him audition for Sam originally.
We have a similar asinine lighting system in our library stacks to save energy. They turn on by motion and then turn off by a timer. It's just meant to be on long enough for those trying to find a book. but the desks and study areas are typically in another open part of the library.
+Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) Dodger is the name she goes by (her real name is Brooke, iirc), and PressHeartToContinue is just her channel name.
It's easier to track someone irl with a name then a face. Also just an unrelated side note, Jacksepticeyes real name is Sean not Jack. Just another example I thought of.
I've been waiting for the satisfaction of that music playing during the 'shot through the heart' scene since I first saw the movie. I am a complete person.
1. make everyone likable 2. dont attach your own e-mail and have the murder be a smart hacker that caught you 3. make them dumb college students that got drunk when they did it 4. make a student hold the fact a weapon was in his desk over your main lead and only have one person there 5. have no one try to fake murder people at partys or at all 6. have no one pull pranks and have real murders going on but replace them with look alikes (probably via makeup) that are master actors so the main is never believed making them think he just 'crys wolf' bodys are also dumped before found 7. their acting teacher (who pulled in the other actors) is the murderer and leader of the group who main kills along with the rest of the people and then gets arrested for all of the murders
rachael beth Exactly but still be original a jerk that is a jock in college or high school is so overused that it's a utterly unoriginal cliche. It be kickass and new to have a nerd or dork character is the jerkass.
No surprise that this would follow "The Ruins". You could copy and paste the description for that one into this one. Then again, you could do that for most of the movies you feature.
For the movie Cry Wolf, the killer Should look like a hairy yet muscular man. He has rabies, he has nails like claws, ripped jeans. Sharp canines, has a wolf fur jacket with the hood being a wolf head. His sleeves has knives on them to look like claws. Bearded man with a hair like a werewolf.
Actually my school library does have a system like that. I appreciate the attempt at Eco-friendly, but it does get annoying when you have to jump up every 15mins to turn the lights back on
"Phelous Dork" has potential to be a good song, but it still needs A LOT of work. Maybe you can get Sad Panda to work on the instrumentals so it matches the singer better?
Sad fact: the director of this movie is still getting work. Last I heard, he's writing the script for a potential He-Man movie, one that might actually be automatically worse than the (admittedly not at all bad, but understandable as to why people hate it) Kevin Smith sequel series
To be fair, nothing i did in highschool applied to my life afterwards except for in therapy. The terrible mental anguish of highschool was the only lasting takeaway from it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it now. The movie Smiley was a sequel to this. Either that or the writers of Smiley were dumb enough to think that this piece of insanity was high quality enough to imitate.
+MLP Aqua-Marine UK Smiley was playing checkers while Cry_Wolf was playing chess. PS: Personally I found Smiley a lot more infuriating and annoying. I could at least finish this review.
+Brandon Roberts At least this movie previously established the elements of pranks. Smiley's ending is a pathetic bandit that downright suckerpunches you to the face and balls...and steals your $20.
If high school isn't for real, then those 5 years of my life in high school apparently NEVER HAPPEND. I think Jovi was in Ally Mcbeal....but due to only marathoning that show ONCE a few years ago my memory isn't perfect. at least according to this movie😆 these characters being high students is the only good joke of the movie! First seen 2.2.22
What if I say, that this shit in my country was sold under the title "The Enigmist", and every writing with the nickname Wolf was manipulated in order to display 'The Enigmist' instead? Obviously they couldn't change the title at the beginning of the movie so... they suck.
You can always tell when older people write a script with teens in it because they know that teens are arrogant, loud and pretty annoying. In fact I applaud films like this for getting it somewhat right XD
One of my favorite Phelous reviews, sucks that you had to alter the Bon Jovi music, though Also, "PHELOUS DORK! WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W."?? Really? I like the song but the lyrics need some work
+ToruKun1 but it's not like "DW" rhymes with "Dangerous" or "Silent Hill" so I think maybe it's talking about Doctor Who since he referenced it with the opening credits.
***** Not really, though? They just took the Darkwing Duck theme song and replaced some of the words with shoehorned-in references to Phelous' movie reviews.
I must have watch/read like 5 reviews of _Cry Wolf_ over the years because I always forget what the heck this movie is about. I'm like "Cry Wolf? This may be an interesting turd... Bon Jovi and the redhead from _Kick-Ass 2?!_ I remember a movie with them on it, but what was it about?" Watch the review and two days later forget it again
My version of the Wolf: A wild man with a wolf pelt with a wolf mask with a wolf fur coat with metal claws that would claw people and devour his prey. Hey, why not make him more wolf-like.
Voting against your girlfriend in a party game? Voting against your girlfriend in a party game?! Voting against your girlfriend in a party game! VOTING AGAINST YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN A PARTY GAME!!!!! 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬That's it! That is a line not even Wabuu would cross.
A prank: Showing up dressed as the killer, saying "BOO!" then taking the mask off for a laugh.
A crime: Showing up dressed as the killer, with a weapon in hand, then chasing people around like you're actually trying to kill them to cause a panic and potentially causing irreversible actions executed in the mindset of survival and self-defense.
I think the Dolan twins did the second one and were very surprised when the police showed up.
This movie started the "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!!" Trend
5:47 "Everyone is playing checkers but I've been playing chess for years"
No April fools day and there was another one
And I'm glad that trend ended
Can I just say that I really appreciate the bit with removing the sunglasses to reveal an identical pair of sunglasses underneath
The "Shot Through the Heart" slayed me.
And him
Hitting on several teenage girls, he gave love a bad name!
🤣🤣🤣
And Phelous is to blame
I just met my roomate
he fights demons with his brother so he seems pretty cool
LOL best line ever
Beautiful rendition of "living on a prayer".
I cry everytime ;__;
So dodger's master plan was relying on bad writting to inact her needlessly complicated revenge scheme, i've seen scooby doo plots that were more grounded in reality then this crap
+ColeVecsion If anything I would say that "Scooby Doo" was a secret commentary on the state of the elderly in the time it was made. They were always about old man so and so going to great lengths to steal a 100 worth of old coins or something. They must have been really hard up for cash. :)
Randy Williams What's really funny is, even for the time it came out, I don't know if the amounts of money involved were really equal to all the trouble they went to get it. :)
I remember "Robot Chicken" actually made a joke about that when they had them go up against Jason and it was all for a few thousand dollars worth of Spanish coins.
One day... I will get together a team of writers and actors together in order to write a slasher movie that was actually scary. Who wants to join me?
KingoftheGundam79 I'm pretty sure that has happened multiple times
@@kingofthegundam7974 ✋
"It's just high school." I don't think colleges will look too favorably upon a student who sent a false mass-email about a serial killer on campus, especially right after the actual murder of a fellow student. Owen's dad is the smartest person in this movie, he knew to keep his screen time to the minimum. I also guess there's no security in boarding schools, especially after a murder. Owen must think Bon Jovi is able to teleport if he's able to kill all his friends and dump the outfit in his office within minutes.
Hey, that girl with the glasses is from Flight 29 Down!
Yeah, if I knew campuses raise your kids to be such idiots, I would never send them there...
About the lights in the library: That's a real thing. Most classrooms have some form of light where if there's no movement for a while, the lights turn off, and turn back on when you enter the room. My dad used to work as a custodian in an elementary school, so I would hang out there during the summer while he did maintenance. My favorite room to hang out in was the library, because it had books (clearly) as well as pretty much all the Magic Schoolbus movies. Anyways, I'd often be curled up with a book in one of the reading areas, and the lights would go out. It'd be really annoying since I'd have to stop reading, get up, and wave my arms around. So yeah, that's a real thing in school libraries. A stupid thing, but real.
It's in offices too. When I stayed in late for work, the lights started to just one by one turn off, and because I was the last one to activate them when going out to the kitchen, they turned off in reverse order towards me... spooky!
"It's like you're all playing checkers, and I'm playing chess"
Oh, she's like the chessmaster then! How clever! Because she's like the evil mastermind! Clever foreshadowing... not.
This movie is so dumb, and it's one of my favorite reviews of yours. Films like this want to be clever, but they rarely are because the concepts are beyond their ability to write properly. The worst part is Dodger suggesting the very thing that Owen later repeats to her and then her saying "You've already lost me." It's like they didn't read their own script for continuity errors. Thats when you know this movie is gonna suck.
Nothing's for real!
+FNGLHR Dodger looks hot, but after seeing what she's done in this movie, I would even go on a 10 minute date with her at the local coffee shop.
***** But I thought it was just a silly little game in a magical world! Nothing's for REAL!
SoFloWolf
Definitely dumb
Bon Jovi must've gotten paid a good amount of money to do this movie.
Wow, I assumed Phelous is just joking because he looks like Bon Jovi, but it IS him! Guess he wanted to follow in Sting's footsteps. :P
I mean he was also in the last season of Ally Mcbeal 😜 I THINK
I’ve only watched the show once😅
It's not an alternate dimension, Phelous...
Let's see, autumn everywhere, oranges, browns...
He's in WONDERLAND!
It's no wonder (Ha... ha...) that all that tomfoolery took place.
After all...
ANYTHING GOES IN WONDERLAND!
can't be wonderland, there are not fontaines.
@FoxHunter Maybe it's trying to not be completely useless?
FoxHunter fountains*
It needs FOUNTAINS 🤣
8:02
I thought Highschool was cardboard cut outs of the Prom queen
Points to you for havin' Ace Attorney games all around during this review. xD
This Darkwing Duck credits at the end really make my day.
You are most welcome, Senior
What does it say about my faith in humanity that I honestly think that people really would be stupid enough to pull off this kind of plot?
That it's realistic, since people do this shit in real life. They get in trouble though. You know, cause they're idiots.
"it's just a prank, bro!"
"OOHM FACED!!"
fightingleaf hay lets do this but then not give a shit later, woop.
The social sciences idiots on the woke campuses probably do this all the time. At least they thin the herd of morons.
Nothing rhymes with snark. Arc, Ark, Bark, Dark,Fark, Lark, Mark, Narc, Park, Quark, Shark, Spark, Stark...
Shart lol
The final plot twist and the entire premise reveal to this film is equally stupid as was the 1997 movie "The Game" (starring Michael Douglas), where the plot twist was that everything the protagonist had to go through was an elaborate BIRTHDAY PRANK for the man who's a banker. One simple deviation from the entire thorough, detailed plan could have easily caused serious harm to the participants of this scheme or to the main protagonist had he gone down the bad lane, for there were no proper protocols to keep him safe. And if not that, then the character would at least be in for years to come in therapy for having massive trauma and trust issues to his friends, family and acquaintances.
Perhaps I'm an idiot who likes plots where things are simple and straightforward, but going for complicated schemes which are based on pure idiotic luck where common sense is thrown out of the window because "who needs them anyways?" are some of the worst movies I can think of.
I actually liked the game......at least the organization that gives rich people these "experiences," in the movie actually has the money and resources to railroad their participants down the right and safe course of action.......
I think that movie was far better though, mostly as there was no actual murder involved there, and Douglas' character actually learned a lesson.
@@megatron6713 yeah, unlike a bunch of high school students.
@@megatron6713 That's true. Also if I recall, wasn't *'The Game'* ultimately set up by that guy's brother all along? like he was working alongside the business he had hired to ensure things went according to plan or something along those lines(?) . I didn't like the film for other reasons (Pacing) but the premise wasn't as unreasonable as the first guy seems to think.
I was once punished for being a victim. Schools suck Phelous, sometimes common sence doesn't apply
Only once? I envy your fairytale life.
Yeah, I mean, you ever see how many times a teacher wouldn't bother taking action when a bullying happens, until AFTER it gets to a boiling point? And said teachers wonder why they generally aren't well liked by students much.
I actually remember playing an online game based on this movie. It was actually pretty fun.
Cute asian girl survives: 5/5.
"FBI Agent Bon Jovi and this is my partner Agent Sambora."
A good alternate title for this movie would've been "Dumb Ass Chavs: the Motion Picture"
Damn it, I love Jared Padalecki but he has the worst luck playing as characters in bad horror movies. He is so remembered more in the TV shows he does especially Supernautral.
"You murdered a dozen people."
"Well, you know, it was just for fun."
"Yeah, I do."
Nothing's for real
"Cool story, bro!... but we now have to find new friends."
You’re adopted 😂
Tvtropes claims that Cry Wolf is an example of the famous Batman gambit. I'd argue there are much much better examples.
The Blipocalypse was worth it, if only for Phelous reinterpreting the songs he put in his reviews :)
What was The Blipocalypse?
I too am curious about this word
@@TheWilderCat When Blip got bought up and then immediately shut down (probably by Google), forcing every reviewer to upload their reviews on youtube... and often, change the audio or recut it because of the stupid reporting algorithms.
@@SwiftNimblefoot Ah, thanks broski.
@@SwiftNimblefoot oh ok🤔 dang that’s terrible but at the same time we get to hear Phelous sing🤷♀️ so….
Obviously that girl was a demon
Finally! A phelous review of a film I've seen! I watched this crap for one reason: Jared Padalecki. It was not worth it.
MistaPhysh he literally makes a supernatural joke when he talks abut the charavter that plays Sam, and says " yeah, my brother and I hunt demons"
Phelous: Wait was the mask supposed to be orange
Officer Phelous: Black is the new orange (takes off sunglasses that shows another pair of sunglasses) which is the new black
I'll be living on a prayer if I ever see this movie.
"Phelous duck! Better watch out Silent Hill!"
............ I feel unable to write anything in response to that, that would do it justice.
The "Shot through the Heart" part got me there. xD
Phelous' masked killer voice sounds a lot like classic "Dr Claw". :)
***** Didn't even know that one existed. Ackles has a movie called "Devour" I think that's a pretty awful horror movie. He's actually kind of Sam-like in that one which might be why they had him audition for Sam originally.
***** It had been so long since I saw that I didn't even remember all of that. :)
Next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!
We have a similar asinine lighting system in our library stacks to save energy. They turn on by motion and then turn off by a timer. It's just meant to be on long enough for those trying to find a book. but the desks and study areas are typically in another open part of the library.
That checkers & chess reference.... Is that the female SoFloAntonio?
"This must be the most elaborate prank to scare someone ever"
Yeah this review was before Smiley, wasnt it?
Oh, we could not predict that nonsense... or the By-Bye Man.
Who the heck is being called "Dodger" these days, especially a girl? This is not Oliver Twist....
+Swift Nimblefoot PressHeartToContinue goes by Dodger, and she has for years.
+Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) Dodger is the name she goes by (her real name is Brooke, iirc), and PressHeartToContinue is just her channel name.
It's easier to track someone irl with a name then a face. Also just an unrelated side note, Jacksepticeyes real name is Sean not Jack. Just another example I thought of.
Her parents must’ve ran out of ideas to name a baby
@@DevanLund Never heard of whoever that is.
"this is high school, nothing is real"
whoever wrote that line in the script needs to re-take high school classes.
That sentence would only work regarding memories anyway 😅
No joke, when it was written "NOTHING IS REAL" I expected the to be continued song to play
6:50
Years before the Netflix show.
+Endless Noise I was thinking that, too.
And what's the show on Netflix you're referencing?
+Thomas Fredrickson the one mentioned at 6:50 and also mentioned by Officer Phelous at the end of the review.
Endless Noise They didn't invent the phrase
Dropkick Queen Of course they didn't. Phelous clearly invented it. Pay attention.
From the director of Blumhouse's Truth or Dare.
Well that explains a lot.
lol "orange is the new black"
Oh, now I get it.
FFS.
The movie came out before the show... Sorry....
TheWilderCat but the reference is in the review, not in the movie itself.
I know.
I was just pointing out.
Ok xD
I've been waiting for the satisfaction of that music playing during the 'shot through the heart' scene since I first saw the movie. I am a complete person.
Phelous is just playing checkers while this movie is playing chess. That's all lol
I actually really like the premise of this movie.
The execution is shit, though.
Sagiri So how could it have been better?
1. make everyone likable
2. dont attach your own e-mail and have the murder be a smart hacker that caught you
3. make them dumb college students that got drunk when they did it
4. make a student hold the fact a weapon was in his desk over your main lead and only have one person there
5. have no one try to fake murder people at partys or at all
6. have no one pull pranks and have real murders going on but replace them with look alikes (probably via makeup) that are master actors so the main is never believed making them think he just 'crys wolf' bodys are also dumped before found
7. their acting teacher (who pulled in the other actors) is the murderer and leader of the group who main kills along with the rest of the people and then gets arrested for all of the murders
rachael beth I think you can have 1 or 2 jerkasses in the group which would still have most of the group likable persons.
Jason Case true... just not everyone
rachael beth Exactly but still be original a jerk that is a jock in college or high school is so overused that it's a utterly unoriginal cliche.
It be kickass and new to have a nerd or dork character is the jerkass.
SAMMY!
+SOHR Minnesota I just assumed he was under cover because the school was haunted or something.
I like to think this shitties movies he is on are alternative realities created by a trickster
"You're all playing Checkers and I'm playing Chess."
Yeah, because only GENIUSES play chess. Just like how only BADASSES watch Fight Club.
The kids are totally high school they go to high school with other totally really high schoolers like tobey mcquire and chris o donell.
i have always found your theme very catchy.
11:14 I now want to hear Phelan's cover of the whole song. Panda could do the instrumentals.
Didn´t Know, they play "zip zap zop" in America too :D
thank you phelous!
Zip Zap Zop played at a pool pushing in losers actually sounds like alot of fun...
No surprise that this would follow "The Ruins". You could copy and paste the description for that one into this one.
Then again, you could do that for most of the movies you feature.
For the movie Cry Wolf, the killer Should look like a hairy yet muscular man. He has rabies, he has nails like claws, ripped jeans. Sharp canines, has a wolf fur jacket with the hood being a wolf head. His sleeves has knives on them to look like claws. Bearded man with a hair like a werewolf.
Actually my school library does have a system like that. I appreciate the attempt at Eco-friendly, but it does get annoying when you have to jump up every 15mins to turn the lights back on
Oooh, a young Jared Paledecki! Even the 'Supernatural' series had better plots than this.
Ah, the Phelous Who-intro. One of my favourites. =)
is it just me or does this killer have the lamest and laziest costume ever?
Black trench-coat might have be too much for student budget
Wayyy too obvious...especially with the bright orange ski mask.
Looks like something that Billie Eilish would wear.
14:45 Love the Sam Eagle insert! XD
I thought Jon Bon Jovi being in this movie 2as just a joke was the actor just looked a lot like him but that's the actual Jon Bon Jovi.
"I knoy about yooy and Dodjah." What did words ending in a long 'o' ever do to you.
"IT'S JUST A REVIEW BRO!!"
"Phelous Dork" has potential to be a good song, but it still needs A LOT of work. Maybe you can get Sad Panda to work on the instrumentals so it matches the singer better?
And change the singer
You're all playing Chinese Checkers while I'm playing Starcraft.
Sad fact: the director of this movie is still getting work. Last I heard, he's writing the script for a potential He-Man movie, one that might actually be automatically worse than the (admittedly not at all bad, but understandable as to why people hate it) Kevin Smith sequel series
To be fair, nothing i did in highschool applied to my life afterwards except for in therapy. The terrible mental anguish of highschool was the only lasting takeaway from it.
Just playing Apollo Justic at the time and saw it in the background. XD
I guess you can say that this movie has “Supernatural” undertones.
Yeah I just noticed that myself I watch this movie three times I can't believe I didn't recognize him
This is Lifetime movie of the week disguised as post scream, post Blair Witch Project knock off and can't even do that correctly.
"Queen to B5." "Fuck's sake, Dodger."
Is the main character's father the guy who plays Lumburgh in Office Space? He even said "m,kay?" when his son was brought in by the police.
Yeah that’s Gary Cole
they actually have thst light system in some public bathrooms...it fucking sucks. You've got 45 secs to poop before you're thrusted into darkness
21:30 Oh look, it's MK11 Noob Saibot.
omg, i was not expecting the song at the end, that freaked me out
Awesome use of "you give love a bad Name" XD laughed out loud and had to pause the Video because of it
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
I get it now.
The movie Smiley was a sequel to this.
Either that or the writers of Smiley were dumb enough to think that this piece of insanity was high quality enough to imitate.
is that ermac, subzero, tundra and scorpion on your shirt or sektor, subzero, smoke and scorpion?
That end song shocked the hell out of my left ear. I thought someone was next to me.
Phelous, you have a beautiful singing voice.
This is one of my favorite reviews of yours :)
and i thought smile was bad
+MLP Aqua-Marine UK Smiley was playing checkers while Cry_Wolf was playing chess.
PS: Personally I found Smiley a lot more infuriating and annoying. I could at least finish this review.
+Brandon Roberts At least this movie previously established the elements of pranks. Smiley's ending is a pathetic bandit that downright suckerpunches you to the face and balls...and steals your $20.
Joseph Mayes well regardless theres only one thing that will make it better....boozes and lots of it
🤣🤣🤣 I love the end credits
Nice underscore, movie.
SHE ADMITTED TO THE CRIME AT THE FUCKING POLICE STATION WHERE IS THE FUCKIBG LOGIC????
If high school isn't for real, then those 5 years of my life in high school apparently NEVER HAPPEND.
I think Jovi was in Ally Mcbeal....but due to only marathoning that show ONCE a few years ago my memory isn't perfect.
at least according to this movie😆 these characters being high students is the only good joke of the movie!
First seen 2.2.22
Fight demons with his bro...*totally doesn't think of Supernatural*
The animated phelous is really nice. 👌
What if I say, that this shit in my country was sold under the title "The Enigmist", and every writing with the nickname Wolf was manipulated in order to display 'The Enigmist' instead? Obviously they couldn't change the title at the beginning of the movie so... they suck.
"...spreading mass idiocy over the internet..."
So flat earth videos then?
lol glad i saw this review was planning on seeing the movie
One of the best yet!
You can always tell when older people write a script with teens in it because they know that teens are arrogant, loud and pretty annoying. In fact I applaud films like this for getting it somewhat right XD
love your videos thanks for watching these movies you should get an award for all the crap you sit through for us
One of my favorite Phelous reviews, sucks that you had to alter the Bon Jovi music, though
Also, "PHELOUS DORK! WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W."?? Really? I like the song but the lyrics need some work
+ToruKun1 That line is actually in the original Darkwing Duck theme.
David Sloth I know, Phelous Dork doesn't have the same initials as DarkWing Duck so keeping "DW" doesn't work as a rhyme.
+ToruKun1 but it's not like "DW" rhymes with "Dangerous" or "Silent Hill" so I think maybe it's talking about Doctor Who since he referenced it with the opening credits.
***** Not really, though? They just took the Darkwing Duck theme song and replaced some of the words with shoehorned-in references to Phelous' movie reviews.
+ToruKun1 I've relisten to it and it actually says "When there's horror you call PW"
I must have watch/read like 5 reviews of _Cry Wolf_ over the years because I always forget what the heck this movie is about. I'm like "Cry Wolf? This may be an interesting turd... Bon Jovi and the redhead from _Kick-Ass 2?!_ I remember a movie with them on it, but what was it about?" Watch the review and two days later forget it again
epic office space reference lmao shit was perfect
Shot threw the heart bit was beautiful...
My version of the Wolf: A wild man with a wolf pelt with a wolf mask with a wolf fur coat with metal claws that would claw people and devour his prey.
Hey, why not make him more wolf-like.
Voting against your girlfriend in a party game? Voting against your girlfriend in a party game?! Voting against your girlfriend in a party game! VOTING AGAINST YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN A PARTY GAME!!!!! 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬That's it! That is a line not even Wabuu would cross.