Exploring Terrible Windows Bootlegs...

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @naverlyn
    @naverlyn 6 місяців тому +1012

    > gold windows xp
    > ubuntu logo and slightly vista wallpaper

    • @xpower7125
      @xpower7125 6 місяців тому +6

      normal :D

    • @naverlyn
      @naverlyn 6 місяців тому +31

      @@xpower7125 yeah, I remember when playing this stuff back in 2014 but transforming my xp computer to look like 8. It was a mistake xD. It keep restarting and my parents were mad because the computer can't boot anymore.

    • @feelingmachine
      @feelingmachine 6 місяців тому +53

      >ubuntu logo in setup
      >apple logo in ui
      >gold xp

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 6 місяців тому +30

      If Dubai would be an operating system, it would be Windows XP Gold Edition

    • @varadp6983
      @varadp6983 6 місяців тому +2

      Looks apple logo in start menu

  • @KingNikolai
    @KingNikolai 6 місяців тому +1745

    dont talk to me if your primary OS isnt windows angry birds edition

    • @PineconiumOfficial
      @PineconiumOfficial 6 місяців тому +92

      What about Bad Piggies Linux?

    • @KingNikolai
      @KingNikolai 6 місяців тому +43

      @PineconiumOfficial that's acceptable too

    • @cameroncole06
      @cameroncole06 6 місяців тому +35

      "Babe, fire up the Windows Angry Birds Edition PC!"

    • @Wzeyisbacklmao
      @Wzeyisbacklmao 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@@PineconiumOfficial Bad piggies linux > windows angry birds 11

    • @Zangos2AN905
      @Zangos2AN905 6 місяців тому +9

      *talks about windows XP Undertale edition*

  • @PineconiumOfficial
    @PineconiumOfficial 6 місяців тому +718

    Windows modifications have two sides.
    - Actually well made with effort put in.
    - Platinum Window 2009 (99% chance to have random totally legal bloatware)

    • @averagerobloxsimp
      @averagerobloxsimp 6 місяців тому +58

      Avast anti-virus from a russian website✅
      Must be Window 2009 Platinum

    • @detecta
      @detecta 6 місяців тому +14

      ive never seen a modded windows that didnt eventually break stuff so eh

    • @stefanalecu9532
      @stefanalecu9532 6 місяців тому +36

      ​@@detecta don't be so harsh to them, even regular Windows breaks your stuff

    • @DanTDMJace
      @DanTDMJace 6 місяців тому +1

      @@detectaRectify11?

    • @detecta
      @detecta 6 місяців тому +7

      @@stefanalecu9532 i mean i never had regular windows exactly break on me like the modded ones
      those modded ones just break so much crap disabling random services

  • @Waltman13
    @Waltman13 6 місяців тому +353

    All of these are oozing with "graphic design is my passion".

    • @wowierosieposie
      @wowierosieposie 5 місяців тому +18

      Lmao I would've made something like this if I could

    • @daviddunmore7076
      @daviddunmore7076 5 місяців тому +9

      But sadly, not my skillset.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 3 місяці тому +6

      _You may notice that I actually applied _*_TWO_*_ filters here_ “Woooaaahh” 😮

  • @xWaLeEdOoOx
    @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +252

    Third screen of Avengers installation screen reads:
    Follow up:
    The Tour was Removed
    Help was Removed
    The UNUSEFUL How to Use Windows was Removed

    • @xWaLeEdOoOx
      @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +58

      The funny thing is they added an APP on desktop that literally says in arabic (Learn How to Use THE Windows) which is more useful than the removed one mayhaps?!

    • @xWaLeEdOoOx
      @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +47

      Im Commenting as im watching and OMG he oppened it and i AM NOT going to translate all that shit but it's hilarious

    • @rekkisomo
      @rekkisomo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@xWaLeEdOoOx Translated one slide through google lens and omg lol. Can only imagine what everything else was like HAHA

    • @xWaLeEdOoOx
      @xWaLeEdOoOx 3 місяці тому +2

      @@rekkisomo oh you have no idea how absurdly awesome it 🤣😂🤣

  • @frazercowan4030
    @frazercowan4030 6 місяців тому +99

    It's hilarious how people have the skill to modify Windows like this and they choose to make it hideous.

    • @jothain
      @jothain 3 місяці тому +14

      I'm quite sure they're mostly done by fanboy kids that don't have access to virtually any hardware to even test things out.

    • @randomcommenter2941
      @randomcommenter2941 Місяць тому +3

      Wdym? Angry birds edition is awesome, i installed it as soon as i finished watching.

  • @Akahigep
    @Akahigep 6 місяців тому +117

    Jokes aside, I miss themes. It was super exciting to have themes, download them, get themes from magazines with discs...

  • @Doxxii413
    @Doxxii413 6 місяців тому +517

    Michaelsoft Windows XP Gold Super Sniper

    • @iDrinkCoffee-ju5zg
      @iDrinkCoffee-ju5zg 6 місяців тому +5

      Time traveler tell me da wae

    • @arubberroomwithrats
      @arubberroomwithrats 6 місяців тому +20

      what if instead of windows xp it was windows freakyp and instead of being top tier it would top guys 👅

    • @phonghai87
      @phonghai87 6 місяців тому +37

      Should be "Michaelsoft Binbows XP"

    • @freezysh
      @freezysh 6 місяців тому +21

      by gaber samir

    • @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2
      @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 6 місяців тому +10

      Micro$haft Winblows PX Platinum Ultra Smart 2019

  • @inkballpro
    @inkballpro 6 місяців тому +207

    Hi Michael! Thanks for taking a look at these, I'm actually a wiki administrator for the source you got these from (User:Kon on the wiki) and I've made some articles on various different ones. I know you may not be so fond of how they look, but glad to see you return to the unofficial windows series once again! Been a fan of it for a long while.

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 6 місяців тому

      What does a wiki administrator do all day?

    • @inkballpro
      @inkballpro 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@robertschnobert9090 Considering it's a private-ish wiki, not much moderation has to actually be done.

    • @heart_locket2
      @heart_locket2 6 місяців тому

      are you holynetworkadapter

    • @glitchyyt7482
      @glitchyyt7482 5 місяців тому

      @@heart_locket2 no, they're not.

  • @bm_midotv9841
    @bm_midotv9841 6 місяців тому +88

    Man having been born in north africa and actually seeing people use bootleg xp versions as their daily drivers is an experience like no other. Its funny and nostalgic watching this video I actually had s relative use windows gold and saw nothing wrong with it. Good times...
    And great video hope you make more in the future

    • @lunaticberserker5869
      @lunaticberserker5869 5 місяців тому

      There's another version called "Windows XP Gold" but not this one on the video...

  • @xamtastic
    @xamtastic 6 місяців тому +230

    Good lord the thumbnail is horrible! This is gonna be a good video

    • @Alt659
      @Alt659 6 місяців тому +1

      118 likes 0 replies?? K I’ll be the first reply

    • @Jonathan-gq8di
      @Jonathan-gq8di 6 місяців тому +1

      2nd to reply

  • @knobbymcfeck
    @knobbymcfeck 6 місяців тому +59

    Wait, the Angry Birds distro doesn't come with playable Angry Birds? What a missed opportunity

  • @SL4RK
    @SL4RK 6 місяців тому +115

    In Russia in the days of windows xp relevance, this kind of bootlegs were on almost every pc,
    such as the most famous of them zverdvd,
    god how awful it was,
    some of them had important features removed, so that
    some software wouldn't even run or install...
    Thinking back to those times I can say it was the best advertisement for licensed software...

    • @SheridanAndCompany
      @SheridanAndCompany 6 місяців тому +12

      О, наш слон, здарова. Да, было время, помню продавали на рынках, в переходах такие... Помню была сборка одна из самых популярных от УралСофта.

    • @SL4RK
      @SL4RK 6 місяців тому +12

      @@SheridanAndCompany Иронично, но никогда не покупал, у нас они ходили по рукам на самописных болванках...

  • @xWaLeEdOoOx
    @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +172

    the Arabic text on GENIUS installation screen translates to:
    HUSSAM (on the Right Side)
    Welcomes You
    The First and NOT LAST version
    Try to benefit from this system
    In ALL use cases
    System is full of
    Features

    • @MrMangoRonaldo
      @MrMangoRonaldo 6 місяців тому +2

      nope not even close🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @perfecto279
      @perfecto279 6 місяців тому

      What do you mean? I can't read arabic so i dont know what it means​@@MrMangoRonaldo

    • @GG-go2ue
      @GG-go2ue Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@MrMangoRonaldoترجمته صحيحة yes he is close😂

  • @kuramamizukage
    @kuramamizukage 6 місяців тому +61

    OMG THE GOLDEN WINDOWS OR WHATEVER WAS IN THE THUMBNAIL WAS SO FAMOUS IN PAKISTAN AND I EVEN BOUGHT THE CD FOR IDK 15 CENTS IN MY TIME

    • @RandomCsDude
      @RandomCsDude 9 годин тому

      As a Pakistani I approve the gold windows XP, I also used it when I was small thinking it's some new shit made by Microsoft

  • @suspeh
    @suspeh 6 місяців тому +81

    God sends his worst designers to make his best versions of Windows 🤧💘🙏

  • @ax14pz107
    @ax14pz107 6 місяців тому +92

    If my OS doesn't look like the urine of a super dehydrated drunk, then I don't want it.

  • @シルヴェオン
    @シルヴェオン 6 місяців тому +120

    Nothing will ever beat the bootlegs made by Gaber Samir.

    • @Thegamer5x
      @Thegamer5x 6 місяців тому +18

      Imagine him making bootleg Linux distros

    • @PainweedingPills
      @PainweedingPills 6 місяців тому +16

      But what about Chinoduby? Everyone knows that Windows Chinoduby Speedlight V3 by Chinoduby Chinoduby Chinoduby makes the best Chinoduby Windows Speedlight ever

    • @alcoholguy6941
      @alcoholguy6941 6 місяців тому +1

      1 Spanish bootleg vs 10 Arabic bootlegs, you probably know the winner here.

    • @Fortuna1
      @Fortuna1 6 місяців тому +2

      This was the most valuable video and OS ever

    • @martynasdelrtuvas4489
      @martynasdelrtuvas4489 6 місяців тому

      @sansdetta u true

  • @th3_terminator
    @th3_terminator 6 місяців тому +92

    Hi Michael, I didn't know if you knew, but we run a wiki that documents all of these bootlegs called "Crusty Windows". If you ever make a sequel to this video, it might be a useful resource for you to find stuff :p

    • @amazeyourself_
      @amazeyourself_ 6 місяців тому +16

      very sure he used the very source you mentioned to get these bootlegs

  • @praetorangel8967
    @praetorangel8967 6 місяців тому +21

    Fun fact, if you add the options "extract all..." or "extract to \{filename}\" for winrar to your windows context menu, the winrar free trial notification never pops up at all, and you can use it indefinitely without even the popup.

  • @pb-doslegacy2020
    @pb-doslegacy2020 6 місяців тому +92

    The Unofficial Windows Versions series is back and Michael, once again, deep diving into the Gaber Samir world of Windows.
    ngl haven't seen the OG series for years

    • @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2
      @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 6 місяців тому +12

      Missed the bootleg Windows series by Enderman, so for me this is an alternative to that.

    • @Win_Explorer
      @Win_Explorer 6 місяців тому +2

      @@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 yeah

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 6 місяців тому +2

      Muhammad Sadeem, Gaber Samir.

    • @mnemonic6047
      @mnemonic6047 6 місяців тому

      @@bitelaserkhalif kebab enthusiast

  • @marshmellowpops
    @marshmellowpops 6 місяців тому +13

    I kinda like the loud, tacky, gaudy UI. With everything being so flat and minimalistic, aesthetic wise nowadays, Its nice seeing the much more antiquated, early 2000s amateur "graphic design is my passion" look. Love me a good bootleg :)

  • @povilasstaniulis9484
    @povilasstaniulis9484 6 місяців тому +12

    These re-skinned Windows editions bring back memories. I remember back in the day when Vista came out, I've installed a Vista re-skin on my PC with Windows XP x64 Edition. So it would look like Vista but still be XP. Had it for a long time, until Windows 7 came out.
    I actually used to make kind-of bootlegs myself, Windows 7 installations with all updates to date and a bunch of software (Office stuff, archivers, media players, etc.) pre-installed. No re-skins or anything, just software. Later did that with Windows 10.
    When Microsoft switched to using WIMs for installation (since Vista), it became incredibly easy to make custom Windows builds. All you had to do is install what you want on top of a clean OS, run sysprep and create a WIM image of the disk, which you would then copy to a Windows DVD image, replacing the stock install.wim.

  • @Aeduo
    @Aeduo 6 місяців тому +26

    I love how maximal all these are. It's the not so professional, calculated design experience I really miss in OSes and software. I don't care for the avengers though.

    • @starrymohannad
      @starrymohannad 6 місяців тому +8

      at least more useable than windows 11 tbh :v

    • @894MUSIC
      @894MUSIC 6 місяців тому +2

      @@starrymohannad windows 11 was the reason I switched to Mac lol

    • @starrymohannad
      @starrymohannad 6 місяців тому +7

      @@894MUSIC it made me dive deep in the Linux rabbit hole

    • @894MUSIC
      @894MUSIC 6 місяців тому +1

      @@starrymohannad oh cool, I’m too scared to go down there lol

    • @starrymohannad
      @starrymohannad 6 місяців тому

      @@894MUSIC don't worry because once you go down Y̵̨̢̡̢̖̝̩͍̹̻̱͖̟̬̳̱̥̩̬̮̬͙̟͉̰̫̞̙̟͚̜̘̯̰̝͔̻̰̰̯̖̋̏͜͝ͅö̸̹̤̪͕̥͓̥̼̼̮͎̪̫̝̪͈̺̝͓̮̫͉̝̝̣́̀̇̃͒̔̒̆̏̑̈́̆̆͆͆̈̊̔̓̌̆̊̉̎͊͋̒͜͝͝ͅŭ̸͍͓̣̇̄͋͜͝ ̶̢̧̢̡̛͉̥̩̩̯̰̗̝̦͉̹̠̳̱̟̬͚̗͖̺͓̙͖͉͍̭͉̤̖̻͂̑̈́̀̃̍̅́̆̅̈́̔̄̋́͛͑̑̂̋́͛̍̿̓̈̆̽̊̍̽̚͘̚̚͜ͅw̴͔̩͉̞̗̱͇͍̳͇̺̼͈̲̩̲̟̥̬͎͍̹̰͎͔̰̬͚̹͂̊̿̈̎̀̃̀͊͐̊̏̑̈̄̎̋̈́͐̎̉͒͌̔͆̔͛͒͊́͋̑͑̔́̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅĩ̵̡̧̡̡̡̛̛͍̠̰̯̞̟̪̮̙̞̥̗͇̝̬͍̪͔̥͍̫̤̥̲̱͚̪̦̼̤̥̖̤̟͔̤͈̞̹̥̮̙̬̐̂̌̀͗͆͑̓́̋̉̐̍͐́̎͋͛͛͂͆̈́̒̅́͌͐̽̌̋̕͘͘͜͝ͅl̶̨̧̧̬̯͖̺̪͚͈̩͉̞̤͖̬̜̹̬̦͈̟̯͇̼͉̟̖̗̲̤̣̯̪̗͗̉͛̎̉͒̂͊̀̓̎͜͝͝l̵̨̧̧͓͍̲̹͈̮̟̞͍̙̞̺̼̦͈̬͓̥̐̇͜͜͠ ̴̨̨̢̛̤̬̼͓͔̟̪̥̟̞̪̫̱̣̫͎̰͈͖̞͎̲̲͇͍̯̥̪̝̗̘͙̻̤͕̏̈̂̆̒̄͒́̓͆͠ͅņ̵̛̛̱̠̮͙̪̂͐̔̎̆̀̏̽͗̀̂̓̿͌̊̒̈͛̇̇̊̾̌̆̃̀͗̋͌̊͒͐̿̒͐̆̉̔̎̋̄̍̇͜͠͠͝͠e̴̢̢̨̨̨̧̨̺͎̼̞̼͍͚̖̯̩̫̩̞͓̳̙͈̹̰͉͎͓͇̗̗͖͎̮̪̥̳͇͒̎̔̔̆͛͐̐̊̌̌͒̅̀̈́͘̕͝v̴̨̡̡̡̛̛̳̯͕͕̼͍̦̗̠̤̳͍̤̠͎̳̰͚͓̞͈̘̥̯̖̗̩̘̠͎͍̫̳͎͎͎̜̻̮̉̌̈́̔͑͋̀̑͌̂̎̈̋̆̆̓̈͒̏̄̈́͆̈́̽̍̋̈͊͂̆̿̅͌́̓̊̋͛̕̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝e̸̛̛̛͕̜̟̝̞͂͋̉͆̄̓̐́͂̈̈́̈́̀͆́͗͑́̈́͗͑́̄͗̍̍̒̄̑͑͐́̒̄̔̆̍͘̚͝ͅr̸̡̢̛̥̜̬̱͙̣͈͍͕̭̯̯̎̓̂͒͊̇͐̐̈́̈̈́̑͊̂̒̈̎̅̈́͊̆͆̆̃̃̚̕̕̕͘͠͝͝ ̷̧̛̛̦͍̰͕̮̲͇̤̝̞̻̟̹͙̩͖̙̝͕͚̰͎̪̫͛́͗̊̋̓̍̈́͂̔̾̐̅̉͋̅̍͌̉͊̈̿̿̋͊̍́̉̀͗̿͑͗̃͒̔͘͘̚̕͜͝͝ẗ̵̢̢̛̳̩̦̭͖͇̮̰̺̫̳͔̦̖͍̪͓̺̦͎̓̽̑́͆͌̽́̅͗̑̔̃̐̂̓̆͊͛̒̈́̄͝͝ḩ̸̞̞̭͙͎̭̩͖̜̲̖͍̱̫̗̝̥̣̝̯̜̜͍͎͎̖̞̯̗́̈́̃̌̾̀͆̅̓͂̓́́̇͂̉̈̊̈́̎͛͒̇̀͘̕͠͝͠͝ͅḯ̸̧̧̢̨̛͍̭̟̦̜͙͎̖͕̜̦̲͚̥̥̗̰̯͚̜͚̮̤̮̘̯͙̺̠̟͇̦̱͚̪̠̻̄͆͑̔͆̑͛͑͐̐̔̽͌̕̕͜͠͝ͅn̴̨͓̲͔̳̯͚̝̠̗̠̱̞̤̫̯̥̻̘̰̙͓̻̯͉̣̱̫̪̼̥̣̲̺̖̲͚̤̲̿͂̎͊͆̑̀͑͛̐̄́̌̇̌́̓̓̑͑̔̍̆̀̒̂̂́͂͑́́͂̃̇͐̈́̈̍͘͘̚͜͜͜͠k̶̢̡̨̢̡̧̢̝̩̟̘̗͍̣̞̹̣̝̖͈̦̟͓̼͔̘͖̱̰̯̹͎̗̼͖̞̰̑̇͗̅̈̓̑̊̇͑͛́́̔̋͑̾̎̐́̈́͊͛̊̓̐̆̅̈̈́̇̽̔͒̓̔̐̑̓͆̎͂̑̚̕̚̚͜ͅ ̸̨̨̡̛̛̫̦̮̩͙̖̲͓̲̳͈̰͓̳̹̖͓͚̦̭͙̥̜̱̤̞̩̳̞̼͔̥͔̓̇̀̋̊̊̋͌̒̈́̈́̓͆͐͗̅̇̆̒͆͆̈̏̄̌̃̄̅͘̚͜͝͠͠͝͝ͅạ̸̢̢̬͎͎͉̗͕̘͚͚̭̲̘͎͖͓̭̥̫̠̯̬̳͍͖̹̗͔̺̩̝͚̝͎̰̝̲̳̅͌̿̑̈́͛̍͘͘̕͜͜ͅͅb̷̢̢̡̡̛̥̖͙̗̻͍̤̠̻̜̣̠͕̼̬͔̱̜͈̺̣͉̻̝̪̜̯͙̳̤̭̺̹̭̝̰̣̱͙͖̺̼̫̙̀̎̇̈́́͒̽͑͒̈́̍̑̈͐̓̔͒̈́́̈̊̍̽̓̇̑̀̈́͛̄̾͂̂̍́͋̅͌͋̚̚̚͜͠͝͝͝ȏ̷̢̠̝̣̜̲͚͔̞̪̱͇̤̫̠̺̮̣̳̯͚͖̣̙͎̭̥̭̮̤̞͚̰̜̫̰̰̗̩̱̃̏͒̇͆̃͂̊̊̋͌́̎̔̅̄̏͠͝͝͝ͅu̵̲͎͛͌̿̃̋͐͐͒̉̈́̀̽͆͛̒̓̌̔͐̑͑̂̋̐̃̿̈́́͌̌́͛̈͊̎̈́͘̚̚̚͘͘͘̕͠͝͠t̴̡̢̧̛͓͕̤̻̪͚̦̝̖̜̜̼̞̲͈̣̣̱̝̻̥͎̲̻͉̯͓̞̣̬̱̻̰͎̩̜̘̞̳̿̉̈́̀̓͐͒̾̌̉̈́̈́͐̃̇̈̓̐͗͐̏́̔̅̓̓͑̀͛̎̚͘̕͝͠ͅͅͅ ̷̧̡̧͉̩̭̞̪̹͓̦̩͍̠̦̩̜̣̮̼̻̳̜͔̟͍̱̦̹͎̻͓̥̞̼̈́̉̄̑̈́̌̒̐͒̍͗̅̏̓̃̀̿͜͝ͅg̸̨̡̖͇̘̺̩͕̪̯̤̱͓̮̫̟͓̱̮̮̣̹̜̙̹̼̠̳̗̱̻̳̪̮̮͉͔̠͉̦̈̈́̒̎͐͌̅̇͜͜͝ͅͅǫ̵̧̡̹̮͚̳̣̼͔̘͙͙͚̬͈͖̼̥̰͔̠̜̪̗͎̟̯̯̺̙̈́̍̇̒̈̊́̀͋̂͗̐̄̊͒͌́͆́̑͋̊̈͂́̒̑̀̀̀̓͗̚̚͠͠ͅį̵̨̛͓̬͓͔̖͙̘͍̫̥̣͔̯̖̮̻̼̠͕͉̖͚̰̤̘͙͙̙͔̄͊̌͊̐͆̔͊̈́̒͒̑̂͗̐̄͆̅̌͂̐̎̃͋͑̒̚̕̚͘͝͝ͅň̶̝̞̖͚͓̞͔̪̥̤̱̰̝̳̳̲͉͓̹́͆̀́̓͘ģ̶̰͎̯͚͔̠̠̤̩͇̲̇̄́̆̆̂̋̀̂̎͛͋̋̅̈́̆̀͆̾̈́̕͘͘͝ ̶̡̥̙̼̭̠̘̬͙̖̖̬̝̠̭̦̣͓̘͕͔̬͕̟͓̯͓̜͐́͑̂̿́̉̏̃́͆̍̈́̀̕̚͘͝͝b̸̢̡̢̛̖̤͎̦͈̬̙͙̤̗̟͖̗̰̠̥͚̣̲̗͉͖͉̫͓̠̠̟̫͖̙̤͙̙̈́͌̈̑̍̌̑͊̆̑̐̐̃̃͌̊̑͋̑͐̋̌̽͗͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅͅa̵̡̼͇͎͖̩̥̘̯̼͊̊͐̔̔̅̀̿̐̑͐́̂̇̑̑̔́͋̋͒͗̃̈́̑͑͒̈́̒̑̾̍̎̽̓̈́́́̄̍̾̚͘͘̕̕c̸̜̩͍͉̠̬͌k̶̨̡̢̧̨̢̛̳̲̝̞̩͓̤̻̪͇̩̮͔̫̦̮̯̙̪̻̝͕͇̳͖̹̜͓̞̅̐̈́̈́̍̀͒̋̈͊́̆̔̒̊͂̃͊̔͒̒͌͌̈́͐͌̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͠ͅ

  • @feelingmachine
    @feelingmachine 6 місяців тому +25

    linux distros will come with a themed desktop enviroment and some random shit to make your command line experience tolerable, windows distros come with the cryptominer pre-installed

  • @crookedhatter
    @crookedhatter 6 місяців тому +20

    So apparently winrar crystal edition was a special winrar version made for its 15th anniversary, it just had a different theme applied. I couldn't really find much else about it besides an old usenet post

  • @gluttonousmaximus9048
    @gluttonousmaximus9048 6 місяців тому +19

    14:35
    "How many clock and calendar apps do you need?"
    "Yes"

    • @rastas_4221
      @rastas_4221 5 місяців тому

      You use any of them?
      "no"

  • @winexperiments
    @winexperiments 6 місяців тому +37

    Here's a translation of the Arabic text in "Windows The Avengers" that's not quite literal, but rather more logical:
    19:47 Information about this version of Windows you're going to use:
    All 2013 Windows updates have been added
    Patches to speed up Windows have been added
    Essential programs have been added
    An install disc that you can use to install more programs has been added to the desktop
    19:52 What has been removed from this brand new version of Windows:
    WMP has been removed
    IE has been removed
    Low quality Windows games as well as internet games have been removed
    20:20 Follow up
    Tour has been removed (incorrectly typed as "remved")
    Help and Support has been removed (also incorrectly typed)
    Tips have been removed, they're useless
    20:49 New additions to the brand new Windows, we're going to explain them in detail in the next slide
    26:45 You can change the appearance of Windows using the beautiful available desktop backgrounds
    26:47 You can change the appearance of Windows using the beautiful available themes
    26:49 You can change your screen resolution here
    26:50 Now you need to install your drivers. If you have your install disc, use it to install drivers. Otherwise, use SkyDriver(?) for drivers
    26:51 Don't install too many programs. This version includes every program you'll ever need. If you're good at Windows then the possibilities are endless
    26:52 You can change the appearance of Windows using this program
    26:53 You can change Windows themes from here
    26:54 You can change the desktop background using this program: Start\WindowBlinds
    26:55 More options in the program
    26:56 Any question? I'm available.
    My Windows-related (Facebook?) page: windows theavengers
    Or:
    [Author name]'s official page

  • @dyter424
    @dyter424 6 місяців тому +9

    I did actually play Mario Forever back in 2008, probably downloaded from a shovelware game website. It's essentially an (unauthorized and uncredited) clone of the Super Mario All-Stars version of SMB, but also using music from Super Mario World in some levels.

  • @LuisMercadoorg
    @LuisMercadoorg 6 місяців тому +61

    Real and funny story: a friend of mine used to work for a big UIX company back in the 2000s and early 2010s. The company basically collaborated with other AAA companies to help them create the most intuitive GUI for their products. This company constantly received applications from design newcomers, as some positions could be done online, from a distance even back then; but the company had a very strict and particular rule: automatically reject applicants from India and Arab countries. It wasn’t a racial thing, mind you, but it was a rule almost solely based on these bootlegs and the very heavy handed and tacky design language so popular in those regions back then.

    • @LuisMercadoorg
      @LuisMercadoorg 6 місяців тому +11

      @0x0fffff yeah. But I did believe him when he said it wasn’t racially motivated.

    • @thecorruptversion
      @thecorruptversion 6 місяців тому +1

      How tf isn't that racist lmao "yeah, that entire kind of people does it exactly the same, awfully bad, so we must discriminate against entire race for that factor".
      "I won't hire african americans because I've had some bad experiences with some of them". That isn't racial either, right?

    • @AraiDigital
      @AraiDigital 6 місяців тому +10

      I mean I can’t say I blame the company for that, because I genuinely wouldn’t be able to find one of these that didn’t look like someone threw up all over them

  • @mrskizzot
    @mrskizzot 6 місяців тому +9

    This takes me back, I used to collect ISOs of all these and just check them out, they even had their own little dumb company names and groups. Its quite the rabbit hole.

  • @EthanRDoesMC_
    @EthanRDoesMC_ 6 місяців тому +13

    25:37 absolutely screaming over “Windows th E Avengers” with the E being completely unique

  • @FloridaMann123
    @FloridaMann123 6 місяців тому +7

    There will always be a soft spot in my heart for garishly modified bootleg windows XP editions.

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 6 місяців тому +4

    I remember being able to customize your install of Windows. I had a blast changing things around. It was pretty easy to do, back then, too. You could find a lot of high quality creations onliine.

  • @grammyTF
    @grammyTF 6 місяців тому +28

    YOU MISSED THE ADELE THEME ON THE AVENGER OS 🙃

  • @whovianmusic
    @whovianmusic 6 місяців тому +93

    ah yes michbows mjd: gold edition

    • @matt.w
      @matt.w 6 місяців тому +8

      Michealsoft binbows flashbacks.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 6 місяців тому +5

      MichaelShaft Winblows 2009.

    • @matt.w
      @matt.w 5 місяців тому +1

      @catermelony I know

  • @Fusorf
    @Fusorf 6 місяців тому +47

    Omg I remember seeing XP gold at someone’s place when I was young I was so confused lol

  • @packerfan10
    @packerfan10 6 місяців тому +9

    I remember installing one of these when I worked at the school district on an older computer (around 2007) and it having a ton of X rated pictures on it for the wall paper.

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss 6 місяців тому +8

    Considering how many Gangster Version memes are around recently in the last year, I am surprised no one actually went and made a XP Gangster Edition mod for real.

  • @Eyetrauma
    @Eyetrauma 6 місяців тому +5

    For the past couple months I’ve been on a quest to recover some old versions of utility software and for all their faults some of these weird Windows distros are some of the only place the installers / serials exist.
    Goofy as they may be, they have some value to me and gives us a fun little time capsule to explore.

  • @dan55800
    @dan55800 6 місяців тому +59

    In Russia we call them “govnosborki”

    • @alexanderpopov473
      @alexanderpopov473 6 місяців тому +13

      ZverCD

    • @opywndow
      @opywndow 6 місяців тому +5

      good thing i know russian

    • @-PVL93-
      @-PVL93- 6 місяців тому +8

      Vasyan Edition Turbo

    • @namesurname4666
      @namesurname4666 6 місяців тому +2

      thanks didn't know

    • @tennickjestzajety69
      @tennickjestzajety69 6 місяців тому

      all slavs will call them 'gówno' or similar, depends on slightly language differences xD but we usually call them simply 'bootlegi'

  • @HeroRareheart
    @HeroRareheart 6 місяців тому +13

    Always fun to see that 200s PC at work. Still shocked I found it in such immaculate condition.

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 6 місяців тому +2

      Add an extra 0

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 5 місяців тому

      Nope that PC is from the Ancient Greece times.
      /j

  • @RandomPlayer02
    @RandomPlayer02 6 місяців тому +7

    Never thought I would see a Mario Forever gameplay... on a MJD video of all things. This is mindblowing!

    • @ali99_82
      @ali99_82 6 місяців тому +4

      Im shocked he never played it before.
      I thought playing that is a universal childhood experience

  • @gungriffon220
    @gungriffon220 6 місяців тому +6

    "Direct X 32"
    How far in the future is Angry Birds windows that it skipped 22 versions from 7?

  • @arivald6677
    @arivald6677 6 місяців тому +10

    7:25 I remember this Mario clone, it was very good game, except I think I played in 3.1.1 version. I also played Chicken Invaders, Deluxe sky jump, Heroes 3 and Worms world armadegon those were very popular in Poland long ago.

  • @xWaLeEdOoOx
    @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +10

    4th screen of Avengers installation bares bad news for us LOL:
    The additional Features for this Windows will be in the second presentation (oh NOOO!!)

  • @ericn.wilson2345
    @ericn.wilson2345 6 місяців тому +2

    The busy design style for all of these has a peak Myspace vibe to them.

  • @gengar-1997
    @gengar-1997 5 місяців тому +1

    About the Mario Forever game bundled with Gold XP 2009, I actually have a later version of it (v3.0 instead of v2.16). The game is now maintained by the successor to Buziol Games, which is called Softendo.
    And yes, it IS a Polish game.

  • @bjiru_
    @bjiru_ 6 місяців тому +3

    these are all official, I have no idea what your talking about. I use Windows Angry Birds 7 every day and I love it and I'm never going to switch (unless of course they finally release Windows Angry Birds 11)

  • @charlesdorval394
    @charlesdorval394 6 місяців тому +9

    Dear dog the choice of text colors in that Genius install, wow lol

  • @thepoormechanic
    @thepoormechanic 2 місяці тому +2

    I kinda want to make a win 3.1 bootleg especially tailored to MJD and include every trope like having the desktop say gold 3.1 win Microsoft right at the top in 82 font

  • @ErazerPT
    @ErazerPT 6 місяців тому +8

    I salute your commitment... i was in PAIN, looking at the monstrosities... I've been rolling my own since the NT4 days and i think these will give me PTSD... I always thought Luna was "Windows Toys'r'Us" but now i feel like it was a somber, good taste theme...
    Anyway, thumbs up for the multiboot one. Hiren's was and still is nice to have, (depending on timeline) (Norton) Partition Magic/Acronis Disk Director, Norton Ghost/Acronis True Image and later Kaspersky's own "AV bootdisk".
    Shame that all these bootlegs seem to go "form over function" for the most part. Like they were put together by 14 year olds :P

  • @SoftendoCMK
    @SoftendoCMK 6 місяців тому +9

    7:11 Holy frick Mario Forever mention!!!

  • @ChicDead26
    @ChicDead26 6 місяців тому +12

    The fact that some people dont know mario forever nowadays is completely insane to me

    • @x1BitJay
      @x1BitJay 6 місяців тому +3

      I was born slightly too late 😭😭😭 to experience much of xp I barely remember it

    • @AraiDigital
      @AraiDigital 6 місяців тому +2

      I used to play that and Super Mario War or whatever it was called lmao

    • @ChicDead26
      @ChicDead26 6 місяців тому

      @@AraiDigital SUPER MARIO WAR IS *TO* *THIS* *DAY* ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES

    • @rastas_4221
      @rastas_4221 5 місяців тому

      I only knew it because the remake for Super Mario Forever stole a song from Pekka Kana 2 that is an super obscure, but great freeware game.

    • @ChicDead26
      @ChicDead26 4 місяці тому

      @@rastas_4221 Dude i LOVE Pekka Kana 2. I used to play it so much back in the day.

  • @winstonslone2797
    @winstonslone2797 6 місяців тому +3

    I worked as a tech in a repair shop for a few years in the mid to late 2000s. I've seen some real bloated bootlegs. They were extremely prevelent during the XP, Vista, Seven days. I ran Malwarebytes on a fresh install of 7 and it was full of Trojans and trackers. I wouldn't install that on anything with data I care about on it, nor would I use the internet with it. Hell I wouldn't let it get close to an Ethernet cable

  • @rezamolaee1
    @rezamolaee1 6 місяців тому +2

    This reminded me of the all those Windows 7 or Vista transformation packs I had installed on my XP machine back in the day. You should make a video about them Michael.

  • @Para-Phrase
    @Para-Phrase 6 місяців тому

    This gave me really hard flashbacks from way back, wow, what a time it was, so many emotions.
    Thank you and best wishes!

  • @АЧАЦАПМ
    @АЧАЦАПМ 6 місяців тому +5

    The initial windows install of gold xp background is in Arabic which is read " In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful"

  • @apollolux
    @apollolux 6 місяців тому +2

    This video just sent me back to a time I had thought I had long past. XD Back around 2009 or so, an old acquaintance of mine had a laptop and because I was "the tech guy" in the group he wanted me to install "Vista Black" on it.

  • @rg40xs
    @rg40xs 6 місяців тому +12

    11:13 “Please insert next disk with wimp”

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 2 місяці тому

      Well we don't know what it wants, it might just be calling MJD a "wimp" there.

  • @arminius1972
    @arminius1972 6 місяців тому +3

    Having been subjected to that Gold theme for more than a minute, to quote Phoebe from „Friends“ … „My Eyes, My Eyes!!!“

  • @TheRandomChannel_idk
    @TheRandomChannel_idk 6 місяців тому +15

    The crossover of the century: *WINDOWS THE AVENGERS!*
    Featuring: Windows95Man, SuperXPboy, VistaWoman, and more!

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 6 місяців тому +4

      Nice to see windows95man keeping busy after that amazing Eurovision presentation.

    • @sihamhamda47
      @sihamhamda47 6 місяців тому +2

      Fantastic 7 Ultimate after VistaWoman is very cool too

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 5 місяців тому +1

    The Avengers image has to be early MCU fanart, like from 2011, what with Cap's First Avenger suit, the comic-style SHIELD agent suits, Thor with a helmet, and Hawkeye's purple pseudo-comic suit lol

  • @Bakartridge2095
    @Bakartridge2095 6 місяців тому +2

    omg, I'd love to see more windows bootlegs, bootleg stuff is always a trip and havent seen windows bootlegs until now

  • @QuantumParadox
    @QuantumParadox 6 місяців тому +3

    I use a verson of windows XP on my vintage P4 PC called windows XP Pro Pirated edition with a Pirate logo when it boots. I love it.

  • @ArchLars
    @ArchLars Місяць тому +2

    Virgin Linux distros: tries to copy windows as much as possible for users that claims to "hate" windows
    Chad Windows bootlegs: *GOLD XP WINDOWS BY SALEH KAKAR*

  • @themizfaar2160
    @themizfaar2160 2 місяці тому +3

    Gold xp is made from someone from Pakistan, it was actually my first bootleg, iam from Pakistan.
    Also i actually had bunch of crappy cds , so many times i combined different versions of bootleg to each other, you can do that by removing cd in certain steps of windows installation and change to cd

  • @BenjaminMaggi
    @BenjaminMaggi 6 місяців тому +1

    Like you, Mike, I spent countless hours customizing my XP looks, but these folks took it to another level ! Maybe some of those guys are watching this video next to their grand son's says, hey your grandpa did that look at it ! So cool !

  • @jrhaven
    @jrhaven 6 місяців тому +4

    The Windows Avengers one reminds me a lot of Windows 7 Batman v Superman Edition from years back

  • @trongduc8659
    @trongduc8659 6 місяців тому +5

    You should check out Vietnamese Windows bootlegs at some point too. They are quite "high quality (?)".

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 2 місяці тому +1

    This reminds me of learning how to strip down windows 7 to get it to fit and run well on a xp netbook I had. Was a lot of fun but really through caution to the wind as far as security goes lol

  • @frozyre7854
    @frozyre7854 6 місяців тому +8

    Man, the times when we trusted CCleaner. Those were the days...

  • @konman2809
    @konman2809 6 місяців тому

    This is your best video yet! I remember first watching your channel around 2016, and I remember watching your unofficial/bootleg Windows versions videos that you used to upload a lot. This video just really brings me back to 8 years ago when I watched your Windows XP Gold 2016 and Windows 7 Gold 2016 videos!

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker 6 місяців тому +12

    Win XP Gold Edition is like a crypto bro's fever dream! Sweet Jesus!

  • @ozzelot3349
    @ozzelot3349 6 місяців тому +5

    While these customizations are by and large awful, they are nostalgic. Today's custom builds of Windows are just like... bloatware removers.

  • @xythrr
    @xythrr 6 місяців тому +5

    Oh, god, Mario Forever.... Vinesauce flashbacks.

    • @moxxy8626
      @moxxy8626 5 місяців тому

      Thank you silly swedish man

  • @ST0NE_206
    @ST0NE_206 6 місяців тому +11

    there can only be one Window…
    and it’s my bedroom window

  • @BlackTarH
    @BlackTarH 6 місяців тому +5

    Windows XP 7 Genius 2014 definitely wasn't made by a genius

  • @MarcBaggett1
    @MarcBaggett1 6 місяців тому +2

    Didn't know there were so many Windows bootlegs. Great video MJD!

  • @ClaudioVarone3299
    @ClaudioVarone3299 6 місяців тому +3

    12:07 How was called that toolbar on the top?? ROCKET DOCK?!
    It's like 13y since last time I used it!!! I'm searching that for YEARS.

  • @capchemist
    @capchemist 6 місяців тому +12

    I only run Michaelsoft Binbows

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому

      That was a computer repair company, not an OS

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894that was a joke not a fact

  • @dragonick2947
    @dragonick2947 6 місяців тому +1

    You didn't even notice that Windows the Avengers had an Adele theme!

  • @hgmd3284
    @hgmd3284 6 місяців тому +1

    i love how unchained and unhinged some of the text is. theres just a boot screen in there that just has
    H
    a
    S
    s
    a
    N
    on the side.

  • @MohamedWael-ev6cl
    @MohamedWael-ev6cl 5 місяців тому +6

    actually I'm Arab and Gold XP windows wasn't even Arabic lol , they use the same Arabic letters in Pakistan but a whole different language jus like all of Europe use the same letters , with that being said the 2nd windows "GENIUS" is Arabic and from the creator name's I suppose he is Egyptian (and yes Egyptians are Arabs cuz I'm an one)
    edit: wtf all of the rest of em are Arabic (Egyptian) too lmao it's really cool/weird/impressing/embarrassing/fun/everything , seeing your people having fun with windows like that instead of buying an official version lol

  • @waldevv
    @waldevv 6 місяців тому +1

    I still had XP in like 2010-2012 or so and I remember it feeling so cool when I installed a third party app that gave me the Windows 7 aero theme. Really made the PC feel fresh even though it probably really slowed it down because IIRC it had a single core Athlon 64 and some horrible low end ATI GPU that I had to buy because the original GPU blew up

  • @HarmlessBongo0
    @HarmlessBongo0 6 місяців тому +11

    the dark deep world of windows bootlegs
    yayyyy

    • @xamtastic
      @xamtastic 6 місяців тому +1

      SCR profile pic?!?!?!?!?

  • @8phase-d7w
    @8phase-d7w 6 місяців тому +2

    I love Gooold!. Seriously it is like the os was made out of melted down rapper chains.

  • @Fusorf
    @Fusorf 6 місяців тому +50

    I bet these have less bloat than windows 11

    • @pur3
      @pur3 6 місяців тому +3

      At least no ads :)

    • @pur3
      @pur3 6 місяців тому +4

      Gold XP has no ads I'd say its a win

    • @Gui2226
      @Gui2226 5 місяців тому

      I remember back in time I've played Mario Forever. I liked pretty much that game

    • @Gui2226
      @Gui2226 5 місяців тому

      windowd[hdgdggw] genius

    • @Gui2226
      @Gui2226 5 місяців тому +1

      Every bloat were cool and anyone should want to use eventually, there were useful and deletable if someone didn't want. Now in Windows 10 and 11 nobody would want to use like Netflix, Spotify, whatsoever in a laptop or PC

  • @ajvark
    @ajvark 4 місяці тому +1

    Truly this is the Avengers of windows bootlegs

  • @GGigabiteM
    @GGigabiteM 6 місяців тому +44

    "Gold XP Windows" isn't bad engrish, it's just a byproduct of the author of the bootleg, who appears to be Arabic. English uses Subject, Verb, Object ordering in grammar, but Arabic uses Verb, Subject, Object. The lack of plurality (Window vs Windows) is another thing, plurality in words isn't common in many languages.
    English speakers would say Windows XP Gold. Arabic speakers would say Gold XP Windows.
    Getting the sentence structure correct when learning different languages is hard. English is the rare exception where you can butcher and mutilate it to hell and it still mostly makes sense. That doesn't often work when going to different languages, where it can end up as utter nonsense or you saying something completely different by juxtapositioning words.
    It doesn't excuse the awfulness of the bootleg though.

    • @DoctorOnkelap
      @DoctorOnkelap 6 місяців тому +16

      sure, but lesson 1 of learning another language is not to just translate your native language word for word

    • @GGigabiteM
      @GGigabiteM 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DoctorOnkelap Sentence structure has nothing to do with word for word.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому +3

      Yeah. I noticed that mad quick when studying japanese, you fuck up one particle or order and it can screw your sentence. Shit happened to me all the time.

    • @ungabungus01
      @ungabungus01 5 місяців тому +3

      You needed the Arabic text to know it was made by someone from the middle east? I could tell right away by the gaudy gold theme lol

    • @MohamedWael-ev6cl
      @MohamedWael-ev6cl 5 місяців тому +7

      actually I'm Arab and Gold XP windows wasn't even Arabic lol , they use the same Arabic letters in Pakistan but a whole different language jus like all of Europe use the same letters , with that being said the 2nd windows "GENIUS" is Arabic and from the creator name's I suppose he is Egyptian (and yes Egyptians are Arabs cuz I'm an one)
      edit: wtf all of the rest of em are Arabic (Egyptian) too lmao it's really cool/weird/impressing/embarrassing/fun/everything , seeing your people having fun with windows like that instead of buying an official version lol

  • @Dudus366
    @Dudus366 6 місяців тому +1

    Kinda fun video. Those maybe don't look like bootlegs. They look more like reskins. Also, it's pretty neat that you've mentioned Mario Forever. It would be a good choice, if you don't have any ideas for the next video.

  • @xWaLeEdOoOx
    @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +2

    Avengers Installation Screen is also Arabic and translates to:(im trying to be a bit literal cuz it's hilarious)
    Information about "the" Windows you're going to be using:
    2013 Updates pack are added
    Batches to increase "the" Windows speed are added
    Essential programs for "the" windows are added
    A programs disk was added to desktop to install what's in it

    • @channelname9843
      @channelname9843 6 місяців тому +2

      is "the Windows" grammatically correct in Arabic, or is this person unable to write correctly?

  • @MrChipathenIsMyDoggo
    @MrChipathenIsMyDoggo 6 місяців тому +1

    Ah yes, my absolute favorite childhood flash game *windows The Avengers* (no but seriously that logo literally looks like it’s from one of those bad flash games on websites like girlsgogames)

  • @yazan4267
    @yazan4267 6 місяців тому +2

    10:51the text says the following:
    Welcoming you guys.
    The first version and not the last one.
    Try to benefit from this os.
    On all domains.
    An os have alot.
    Of features

    • @yazan4267
      @yazan4267 6 місяців тому +1

      I didn't mess with this. This is who it actually looked

  • @WilliamShinal
    @WilliamShinal 5 місяців тому

    I had a laugh with these bootlegs when I decided to look for bootlegs other than trimmed down releases. Glad to see just how hectic this stuff can get.

  • @quajay187
    @quajay187 6 місяців тому +1

    It would have been nice if you could have at least explained the reasons behind why there was a need for these. Like.. the history or backstory/purpose?

  • @xWaLeEdOoOx
    @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +11

    OMG Avengers still have a second installations screen (again abit literal cuz it's so funny):
    What was removed from The Windows is new for it's kind:
    Windows Media Player was removed
    Internet Explorer was Removed
    The TACKY games and the Internet games that NOBODY USES was removed (Someone is gunna get triggered cuz i was xD)

    • @LumemDH
      @LumemDH 6 місяців тому +1

      The best thing about XP was it’s GAMES

    • @xWaLeEdOoOx
      @xWaLeEdOoOx 6 місяців тому +1

      @@LumemDH IKR?! thats why i said this would trigger people cuz it triggered me! xD

  • @MichaelOKeefe2009
    @MichaelOKeefe2009 6 місяців тому +4

    Gold XP, also known as IRAQI Windows XP.

  • @arandomworm8713
    @arandomworm8713 6 місяців тому

    9:33 good god 4 years later mjd finally show us what Genius look like

  • @xpower7125
    @xpower7125 6 місяців тому +1

    The series is back :O
    (Nice how I was watching this series yesterday)