Never Going in the Ocean Again

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @DavesTBSS
    @DavesTBSS Рік тому +19659

    The guy punching the donut actually scared me 🤣

    • @EmjiAmsdaughter
      @EmjiAmsdaughter Рік тому +181

      Yeah, same!

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Рік тому +89

      I'm here to add to the spam bots.

    • @superkirby49
      @superkirby49 Рік тому +91

      ​@@oriantalisthow could you

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Рік тому +60

      @@superkirby49 sowwi I will subract from them instead. Or divide and conquer them. Just hope they don't multiply lol

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 Рік тому +36

      Ouch to spidermans balls

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Рік тому +15775

    Fun fact: the blue thing in question is an octopus’s broken off arm, its attaching to the person’s skin since it can be alive after its detached

  • @awkwardplatypus9083
    @awkwardplatypus9083 Рік тому +2558

    Friendly reminder that you need to be careful where you collect seawater from to harvest sea salt. Boiling kills most microbes but there are plenty of things in the sea that boiling won’t remove, destroy, or otherwise render inert.
    A general rule of thumb is if it’s not safe to eat the fish or shellfish from the area, don’t harvest the water. Check to see if there are any area where fishing is banned due to contamination before you do this.

    • @scrubjay93
      @scrubjay93 Рік тому +260

      It will likely also contain microplastics now.

    • @JeremyWertheimerScience
      @JeremyWertheimerScience Рік тому +35

      @@scrubjay93 My thoughts exactly.

    • @ice9594
      @ice9594 Рік тому +58

      Also potentially radiation, esp. off E. Japan or areas of No. America West Coast.

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je Рік тому +79

      I was thinking the same thing. Most sea salt is mined from salt deposits in rock.

    • @Wolfboy607
      @Wolfboy607 Рік тому +25

      Yep. And so many more salts than just "table salt", even in water safe for fishing.

  • @marshad82
    @marshad82 Рік тому +462

    That spider web is most likely a low viscosity PVA glue atomized by some kind of a spray bottle. Cheap and non-toxic fun. I guess that viscosity would have to be no higher than around 3 to 4 cP (centiPoise) - similar to milk. You could try to dilute thicker glue with water: add relatively small amounts of water and mix/shake well (too much water will most likely stop bonds forming a web). Water may also separate out after longer period of rest - just shake again. You can form some webs just by pouring a bit of PVA glue between two flat surfaces (like pieces of cardboard) and rapidly squeezing and separating them.
    Edit: Ooopsie! I meant no higher than 3 to 4 Poise, which is equal to 300cP to 400cP - not typical milk which is around 100 times less viscous (at < 3cP) :P
    It's hard to give examples as distinguishing viscosity within that range is not very intuitive for humans, and depends highly on composition of the substance: ketchup is ~1000+cP, olive oil ~40cP

    • @michelbontekoe3613
      @michelbontekoe3613 Рік тому +15

      Thanks was looking for this

    • @luckyducky7819
      @luckyducky7819 Рік тому +41

      We found Peter Parker's alt account, boys.

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 Рік тому +4

      @@luckyducky7819good lord you’re right

    • @JuMP3Rz
      @JuMP3Rz Рік тому +6

      Are you smart or something?

    • @Dinoman210
      @Dinoman210 Рік тому +5

      Ok Spider-Man thanks for teaching us! 😂

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet Рік тому +2553

    I think everyone wants to be held like that dog at some point during the day

    • @katemiller5990
      @katemiller5990 Рік тому +5

      Spot on ❤

    • @ItsAllNunya
      @ItsAllNunya Рік тому +26

      That hierarchy of needs thing is what's going on in that video. If I ever need to explain it, this dog has his hierarchy of needs fulfilled.

    • @ObesityCity
      @ObesityCity Рік тому +24

      I remember in kindergarten I’d always pretend to stay asleep when my mom woke me up for school so she’d have to carry me to the dinner table for breakfast
      It’s been many years I have yet to be held like that again

    • @WitkowskisFishingSickness
      @WitkowskisFishingSickness Рік тому +1

      I have a fishing channel. Help me stop roofing for a living and make fishing content full time

    • @discovolante6624
      @discovolante6624 Рік тому +1

      its just somebody holding a dog, pretty much anyone that owns a dog around the same size or smaller could make this video

  • @platinumnitrocharge4218
    @platinumnitrocharge4218 Рік тому +4281

    I've never understood people who find an alien lifeform in the ocean and decide "yes, that belongs on my skin, btw whats tetrodotoxin?"

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 Рік тому +173

      Nematocysts? Never heard of ‘em

    • @thehedgehog7537
      @thehedgehog7537 Рік тому +239

      Tetrodotoxin is a sort of neurotoxin that is highly deadly. It can be found in pufferfish and stuff like that.

    • @jss1328
      @jss1328 Рік тому +188

      ​@thehedgehog7537 It was part of the joke but thanks for the explanation.

    • @wonton1510
      @wonton1510 Рік тому

      @@thehedgehog7537thanks for saving me a trip to google

    • @mguidroz1
      @mguidroz1 Рік тому +48

      @@thehedgehog7537yeah thanks for my sake fr fr.

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb Рік тому +3271

    Hey, I studied those yesterday! They’re called Platyhelminthes Turbellaria. A type of flatworm. Depending on the species they CAN be dangerous.

    • @ledom995
      @ledom995 Рік тому +110

      is the one in the clip dangerous?

    • @Thorkell6969
      @Thorkell6969 Рік тому +599

      @@ledom995 It's blue so if i had to guess I would guess yes.

    • @Doubt42
      @Doubt42 Рік тому +393

      Perry the Platyhelminthes Turbellaria?!?
      -Doof

    • @tinkky8354
      @tinkky8354 Рік тому +208

      Looks like a detached octopus tentacle 🧐

    • @Mawliina
      @Mawliina Рік тому +77

      I thought it was the portugese man o war

  • @zport1853
    @zport1853 Рік тому +82

    The last clip got to me. I never knew professional wiggler was something I needed in my life.

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому +9445

    As someone who unfortunately cannot breathe underwater, I see this as a big win.

    • @PaintingWinterMusic
      @PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому +95

      Someday we're going to find a whole other race of humans at the bottom of the ocean 😂
      Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

    • @kitchedelavega4477
      @kitchedelavega4477 Рік тому +132

      @OfficerBMT No one cares 😂

    • @Bexploserpro
      @Bexploserpro Рік тому +16

      Imagine wanting to go to the beach after seeing more and more disgusting/creepy life forms from the ocean.

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Рік тому +6

      oil

    • @ReatExists
      @ReatExists Рік тому +10

      fool, become a fish

  • @Fairiz_lll
    @Fairiz_lll Рік тому +5287

    As a waiter, the guy dropping the drinks made my heart skip a beat

    • @EvilHienSan
      @EvilHienSan Рік тому +30

      Epic party foul

    • @ilyachaplygin8573
      @ilyachaplygin8573 Рік тому +267

      Why do waiters use such risky technics though?

    • @EvilHienSan
      @EvilHienSan Рік тому +18

      My reaction to that was like Bluto from Animal House when they dropped the case of Whiskey.

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl Рік тому +245

      You think that looks bad as a waiter. I worked as a cleaner, that makes my heart sink!!?!

    • @unoriginalname4321
      @unoriginalname4321 Рік тому +16

      Don't worry, it probably came out of his wages

  • @canondead1943
    @canondead1943 Рік тому +2082

    The one with the grandpa asking what was wrong with the kid killed me 😂😂

    • @EmmyEmber8
      @EmmyEmber8 Рік тому +186

      I also love how the grandma just immediately went "I don't know" not even trying to look over or defend the kid, just agreeing right away

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +20

      What happened to the kid is it dead?

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 Рік тому +16

      I do not have a 20/20 vision so at first I assumed those were cats because of the sound the other kid makes that's why I always read the comments section

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd Рік тому +67

      @@vommno hes just malfunctioning

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +76

      That sleepy little baby was so cute. The fact that he could sleep like that, or be comfy like that, is ridiculous.

  • @MrMuir333
    @MrMuir333 Рік тому +75

    I wish the guy at 0:40 so much peace and love!!! And I hope the guy filming at 1:27 is ok from the tee flying backwards!!! Be safe and well out there everyone!!!

  • @sumguy01
    @sumguy01 Рік тому +2946

    “He’s been fed, he’s been out. There’s nothing on his list of needs except this. He needs to be held.”
    I felt that on a visceral level.

    • @jacobwcord3179
      @jacobwcord3179 Рік тому +15

      I was looking for this comment🥲

    • @anonymousperson6462
      @anonymousperson6462 Рік тому +30

      That dog looks like he is smiling.

    • @jmtimmons
      @jmtimmons Рік тому +17

      I need that, too!!!😢😢😢😢😢

    • @benhael3624
      @benhael3624 Рік тому +11

      All the need to be held people ENTER THE CHAT. Lets take our names phone numbers addresses. Get the dates going.

    • @anonymousperson6462
      @anonymousperson6462 Рік тому +13

      @@benhael3624 eh, that may not go well.

  • @lysan1445
    @lysan1445 Рік тому +4142

    The cat grabbing its food tin back gave me stitches laughing. The fishing dog was brilliant, too.

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 Рік тому +7

      not just brilliant but also had quite a bit of patience too! too bad it didn't pay off though

    • @cjohnson9211
      @cjohnson9211 Рік тому +50

      That was cat nip

    • @jakebrowning2373
      @jakebrowning2373 Рік тому +5

      ​@@cjohnson9211 there was also a clip of a car grabbing it's wet food back

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt Рік тому +6

      bc it was cat nip 😁

    • @GeoX_Boss
      @GeoX_Boss Рік тому +2

      I'm better than all of you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 Рік тому +135

    2:32
    We finally found the human Squidward.

  • @gabrielkawa3477
    @gabrielkawa3477 Рік тому +13

    1:02 That's cute. Fish do indeed love bread for whatever reason

  • @Spacelove360
    @Spacelove360 Рік тому +2030

    The dog being a fisherman was my most favorite. Love these videos ❤

    • @kashskitchen7178
      @kashskitchen7178 Рік тому +22

      Ddoi is better than yall

    • @kashskitchen7178
      @kashskitchen7178 Рік тому +17

      If y’all were better then you would have more subscribers.

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Рік тому +2

      @@kashskitchen7178 bro i have 13 billion subscribers wdym ❗❗

    • @WhiteBoogeyman
      @WhiteBoogeyman Рік тому

      ​@CrewmateComplexXPyou swallow daily loads from daily dose.

    • @nitriousgd4323
      @nitriousgd4323 Рік тому +1

      @OfficerBMT You are a loser (If you say first warning you're gay)

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 Рік тому +1172

    That cat went for the catnip like it had been waiting for that high for months 😂

    • @temchak
      @temchak Рік тому +13

      Yeah, catnip

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 Рік тому +24

      @@temchak Yes, that it is indeed catnip. Meowijuana is a brand of catnip.

  • @slashshot_yt1880
    @slashshot_yt1880 Рік тому +412

    poor dude I hope he finds his bones 💗

    • @goober130
      @goober130 Рік тому +10

      poor guy :(

    • @Chez09s
      @Chez09s Рік тому +13

      I thought he said balls before LOL

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 Рік тому

      ​@@Chez09sbased!

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Рік тому +9

      @@Chez09sMaybe that's the way he reacts when he gets kicked in the balls

  • @lizcc5634
    @lizcc5634 Рік тому +10

    Rewound the spider donut clip 10xs and laughed harder every time I watched it again! 😂

  • @zonii067
    @zonii067 Рік тому +85

    1:47 the fish whisperer

  • @solomedz9420
    @solomedz9420 Рік тому +85

    1:05
    The fishes were for real like "Something's fishy 'round here..."

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 Рік тому +3

      “…maybe it’s just me”

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial Рік тому +2715

    i’m gonna overdose on internet if he keeps posting these bangers!

    • @PurpleFoxReal
      @PurpleFoxReal Рік тому +44

      DONT TALK TO OFFICERBMT, ITS A BOT AND IF YOU HARASS IT WONT DO ANYTHING.

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Рік тому +3

      So much dose! 😁

    • @KK47Kiel
      @KK47Kiel Рік тому +24

      So many bots smh

    • @CookieJarOfficial
      @CookieJarOfficial Рік тому

      @@KK47Kielfor real

    • @erinnnns
      @erinnnns Рік тому +5

      overdose of internet

  • @MaxKasai-zm5mz
    @MaxKasai-zm5mz Рік тому +2

    its the fact the weird sea creature was tightening around his skin that scared me, this is another reason why i have thalassophobia☠

  • @100-Cockroaches
    @100-Cockroaches Рік тому +70

    2:26 Why does that dog look so smirk like what he do

  • @SkinnyBoiLive
    @SkinnyBoiLive Рік тому +146

    I'm not even afraid of spiders and 0:46 scared me lol

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj Рік тому +23

      I have arachnophobia and that vid is definitely fake, if he actually had arachnophobia then he wouldn’t have tried touching/smashing it with his bare hands

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Рік тому +5

      ​@@keflalssjhe could have a different reaction

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj Рік тому +8

      @@guts2048 that’s so unlikely. If you’re actually scared of spiders or just anything in general then your first instinct is to get as far away from it as possible, not to touch it/get closer to it

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Рік тому +2

      You just got jumpscared by the moron punching the donut.

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Рік тому +5

      @@keflalssj I mean I kinda have a it's not really a phobia but just a hate for cockroaches so whenever I see them I punch them and break my damn knuckles, but maybe he's faking it you never know with the internet

  • @OshineTheOranguTANK
    @OshineTheOranguTANK Рік тому +90

    0:28 this is literally what we all wanted as kids but instead got the dollar store silly string kind. This definitely has a market, i would buy one in a heart beat

    • @jbetrippin
      @jbetrippin Рік тому +1

      Nice your the 696th commenter

    • @OshineTheOranguTANK
      @OshineTheOranguTANK Рік тому +2

      @@jbetrippin whats the significance in that?

    • @jbetrippin
      @jbetrippin Рік тому

      @@OshineTheOranguTANK its cool

    • @stugglefuggle8673
      @stugglefuggle8673 Рік тому +1

      I wanted one of those silly string spider man web shooters so much as a kid. Seeing that web shooter he made? Oh yeah. Take my money.

    • @OshineTheOranguTANK
      @OshineTheOranguTANK Рік тому

      @@stugglefuggle8673 I think I got one of them, then wore around the empty one for like a year lmao. that was legit the coolest toy as a kid, even with silly string, but this is a whole different level. I feel like with how efficient that webbing was it could find some type of niche application. Idk maybe im readin too far into it

  • @a.h.s.3006
    @a.h.s.3006 7 місяців тому +4

    If that salt video reminded me of the video from How To Make Everything. The video was about making a Chicken sandwich from scratch, involving raising the chicken, growing the veggies, getting salt from ocean and transporting said salt with a plane. And that's all without making the bread and everything needed for a sandwich. In the end the cost of making a chicken sandwich from scratch is 1500 USD.
    The video was further elaborated by other youtubers (Wendover productions), by explaining the economy of scale, where producing 1000 tons of salt all at once is less expensive per gram than producing salt individually, with lower production and transportation costs, combined with the other material, is why a 1500 dollars chicken sandwich is worth 2.5 dollars in the grocery store.
    It was just interesting all around.

  • @finnwilde
    @finnwilde Рік тому +51

    2:06 Didn't see that one coming...

  • @lightglitch3782
    @lightglitch3782 Рік тому +658

    As a guy with no bones, i truly feel for the last guy

  • @JenyaFio
    @JenyaFio Рік тому +76

    0:55 Thanks for the fishing tip, I never liked rods anyway.

    • @sexy_seal
      @sexy_seal Рік тому +2

      what did rod ever do to you?

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Рік тому +1

      ​@@sexy_sealit happened in September of 1985, something unimaginable, devastating, horrible...

  • @uthvah
    @uthvah 11 місяців тому +1

    That first guy really just became venom...

  • @Thepkmnmaster
    @Thepkmnmaster Рік тому +51

    1:58 Now this is why you don’t drink seawater ☠️

  • @geekey3441
    @geekey3441 Рік тому +58

    2:18 "whoever's doing the paint job should've gone to college"
    try elementary school!

    • @powermovergaming6469
      @powermovergaming6469 Рік тому +4

      They must’ve hired a marine either They’re trying to play a prank or somebody’s been eating purple crayons again

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- Рік тому +1

      Maybe he's dyslexic

    • @Cane4092
      @Cane4092 4 місяці тому

      @@thanasis-_-if they were dyslexic, they wouldnt be qualified for a road painting job…

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- 4 місяці тому

      @@Cane4092 not if he is undiagnosed.

  • @mom_spaghetti
    @mom_spaghetti Рік тому +64

    1:20 Damn! That goat is a mehhhnace

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew Рік тому +4

    Okay, those grandparents and grandkids?!?
    I definitely NEED MORE 😂😂😂

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist Рік тому +142

    If you are curious, that “thing” on the guys arm in the beginning is a departed octopus arm. When an octopus loses an arm, it still works and wiggles for around 5-20 minutes so this is very lucky, or unlucky, I’ll let you decide.

    • @Fiddyscent
      @Fiddyscent Рік тому +12

      Thanks I was scrolling for quite a while looking for a comment about that it’s like everyone’s talking about everything else lol

    • @JDReC100
      @JDReC100 Рік тому

      @@squoshi307 huh, thats cool
      while i can believe that...well...to put it simply, i trust wikipedia more than i trust quora (and im aware of the many issues both have)

    • @knyte8706
      @knyte8706 Рік тому +15

      Really? I saw another comment that said it was a species of flatworm called Platyhelminthes turbellaria.

    • @pungetello
      @pungetello Рік тому +12

      Yeah, I'm inclined to think it's Platyhelminthes Turbellaria as well, because it really seems to be crawling inchworm-style, which an octopus tentacle probably wouldn't do. And it's also blue, which is an unusual color for octopi. Really cool to learn this about octopus tentacles though! That's freaky.

    • @BraydenFaist
      @BraydenFaist Рік тому +3

      It does look alike to a flatworm but you can see the suction cups on the bottom

  • @Decklanx
    @Decklanx Рік тому +50

    1:11 Pierce Hawthorne ?

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago Рік тому +35

    0:37 we found our Spiderman

  • @RadJack14
    @RadJack14 Рік тому +1

    The clip of the beginning was just a severed octopus arm. It’s not poisonous but it is painful to try and remove

  • @Rogue_Speed
    @Rogue_Speed Рік тому +57

    0:43 he’s braver than me, I would’ve just ran away

  • @cassiushellsin6243
    @cassiushellsin6243 Рік тому +511

    I don’t think letting something crawl onto your arm when the only way someone can describe it is just “something from the Ocean,” that’s probably a terrible idea lol

    • @Erik_Ochoa013
      @Erik_Ochoa013 Рік тому +44

      ^ Ignore it people, don’t feed it the attention it wants.

    • @ghostman5620
      @ghostman5620 Рік тому +13

      I don't think you read that sentence before you posted it.

    • @EA-nq6su
      @EA-nq6su Рік тому +5

      I had a stroke reading that

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Рік тому

      @@Erik_Ochoa013 It's a bot. Just report it.

    • @cassiushellsin6243
      @cassiushellsin6243 Рік тому +17

      @@EA-nq6su there, I added a comma, honey, don’t worry big bad grammar won’t hurt you no more, kissy kissy 💜 😘

  • @unique_handle_
    @unique_handle_ Рік тому +307

    I love all the animal content in this episode!

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg Рік тому +1

      no

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 Рік тому

      Animals are unpredictable. They can attack anytime. Millions die by dog attack. every year.

    • @tru777
      @tru777 Рік тому +1

      Isn't it all somehow so perfect?😊

    • @aj_doge7734
      @aj_doge7734 Рік тому

      your attempt to get attention is so fucking shameless@CrewmateComplexXP

    • @m1bl4n
      @m1bl4n Рік тому

      Bot?

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 Рік тому +2

    To the guy painting the Army parking spaces, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

  • @davidquezada2116
    @davidquezada2116 Рік тому +726

    Kudos to the donuts guy. It's not easy to handle a phobia like that.

    • @dariosusu1529
      @dariosusu1529 Рік тому +11

      i dont get that clip at all 8[ he just punched a donut, right ?

    • @davidquezada2116
      @davidquezada2116 Рік тому +122

      @@dariosusu1529 he apparently has severe arachnophobia, and his job requires to make a donut with a design of a spider. Once the design is complete he looks scared to grad it gently... so... the punch.
      Remember that a phobia is basically an irrational fear of something and it can be veeeery hard to handle without professional help.

    • @King_Andrew
      @King_Andrew Рік тому +44

      Well... that smashed donut certainly wouldn't call that "good phobia handle" behavior 💀

    • @davidquezada2116
      @davidquezada2116 Рік тому +4

      @@King_Andrew he did what was needed to have the job done lol

    • @1000OtherFoxes
      @1000OtherFoxes Рік тому +41

      @@davidquezada2116 he did what was needed to have views

  • @jamesarnette1394
    @jamesarnette1394 Рік тому +257

    You always close with the most bizarre stuff, and it leaves me in confusion every time, but I love it. Thank you daily dose for everything you do.

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Рік тому +5

      And I add this reply to myself: the world would be not such a cool place without my daily dose of Internet.

    • @Reckrek
      @Reckrek Рік тому +3

      @@jamesarnette1394 WHERE DOES HE EVEN FIND THESE VIDEOS

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Рік тому +1

      @@Reckrek Most of them on Reddit. But he also has a crew of people that work for him that scour the internet for them.

  • @joydipbera8665
    @joydipbera8665 Рік тому +32

    0:33 take all my money I need that rn

    • @pixelart9607
      @pixelart9607 Рік тому

      I can stay all day shooting little webs in a spider man web shooter and I would be happy AS FU-

  • @MrSquidYTT
    @MrSquidYTT Рік тому +1

    The first part is an octopus arm being cut off, and for some reason the dude placed it on his arm causing that to happen.

  • @realbrickbread
    @realbrickbread Рік тому +22

    1:51 I also did that once with my brother when we were in croatia

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 Рік тому +42

    0:15 That cat knew what was up

    • @leksu_z
      @leksu_z 9 місяців тому +2

      faded cat🗿

  • @josephwagner7277
    @josephwagner7277 Рік тому +37

    1:27 I'm not one who usually gets jump scared by these videos, but this caught me super off guard and I literally threw my phone lmao.

  • @fuzzyfrog5520
    @fuzzyfrog5520 Рік тому +1

    Those of you wonder about the dancer in last video his name is Sandip brahamin from India and that video is fast forward

  • @gmzil8097
    @gmzil8097 Рік тому +87

    Knew what was coming in the donut clip and still burst out laughing ahaha

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Рік тому

      Got my Spidey senses, err, tingling let's say lmao ;)

    • @sutil5078
      @sutil5078 Рік тому +1

      if he leave the octopus it will grow back and transform him to another octopus and both embark a fathomless oceanic journey to the beyond.

    • @theskicker8856
      @theskicker8856 Рік тому

      That spider on the donut looks damn near real

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому

      @@theskicker8856I *wish* spiders would look like that--then they wouldn't seem so creepy. But then, maybe it's better they don't look like food, lest someone accidentally try to eat one and get bitten.

    • @theskicker8856
      @theskicker8856 Рік тому

      @@zoyadulzura7490 their creepy no matter what lol

  • @noirangel6416
    @noirangel6416 Рік тому +81

    0:03 I dont think we need to find life anywhere else in space, Earth is weird enough as it is. 😑

    • @Eirudy_Marionette_Deity
      @Eirudy_Marionette_Deity Рік тому +7

      imagine how weird those outer space creatures 💀
      (of course if they're actually exist)

    • @KurtKore
      @KurtKore Рік тому +2

      @@Eirudy_Marionette_Deityno they don’t, however. I do wonder what that creature was.

    • @DreamGoatWannabe
      @DreamGoatWannabe Рік тому +5

      ​@@KurtKoreWe're obviously not the only planet with life. There are way too many galaxies.

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat Рік тому

      ​@@KurtKore they definitely exist. the universe is infinite. it's statistically impossible that ours is the only planet where life evolved. NASA has identified tons of planets that exist in the habitable zone where life could develop, and there's a planet that's giving off detectable levels of CO2 and methane. These planets are just so many light years away that I doubt we can become technologically advanced enough to reach them before our species goes extinct. It may not even be possible.

  • @mr.chattanooga847
    @mr.chattanooga847 Рік тому +6

    "Never Going in the Ocean Again" Said the creature, not the guy💀💀💀

  • @Little_red_Dragon
    @Little_red_Dragon Рік тому +2

    That guy with no bones was in Romanian got Talent last season

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry Рік тому +282

    Vegans: "My dog is vegan too, he likes kale!"
    The dog: *learns how to fish*

    • @DallePics
      @DallePics Рік тому +2

      wha..?

    • @mateofamate1387
      @mateofamate1387 Рік тому +23

      @@DallePics Let me be the person that explains the joke as you're the person who didn't get it. OP is referring to how vegans will sometimes try to force their pets into veganism despite their carnivorous nature, a funny example can be found on a morning television show clip that was viral on UA-cam where a woman had gone to do an interview with her dog about how great veganism is for both of them, so the show hosts brought out 2 bowls of food, one with mean and one with plants, and decided to let the dog decide. Of course, the vegan was sure that the dog would choose the plants, but also of course, the rest of the world knew the dog would choose the meat, and it did. OP's comment is a popular joke related to instances like this that play on the idea that the pets of vegans will do anything to not be vegan despite their owner's insistence that the pets are happy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 Рік тому +2

      @@mateofamate1387 Well Said.

    • @DallePics
      @DallePics Рік тому +1

      Oh yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. A lot of the times the "extremist" vegans are decoys who do ridiculously stupid things to try and make veganism look bad to the 'mainstream' and keep people buying meat & dairy. The reality is that most vegans are pretty chill and simply don't want to fund or consume from a system where animals are completely demoralised, terrorised and brutalised their entire existence before being murdered and butchered in some shit hole slaughterhouse by a low IQ, animal abusing degenerate. @@mateofamate1387

    • @typostitch544
      @typostitch544 Рік тому +3

      ​@@mateofamate1387Thank you Peter Griffin

  • @þrox
    @þrox Рік тому +1270

    The fact he stayed very calm if I was him I would of been screaming so hard 😂
    Omg 1k likes thanks guys

    • @nezik
      @nezik Рік тому +36

      there is no way there are 3 of these bots 💀
      edit: one got deleted xD

    • @RandomContent343
      @RandomContent343 Рік тому +2

      fr

    • @lucid6891
      @lucid6891 Рік тому +15

      It's a dismembered octopus tentacle

    • @Leveidfred
      @Leveidfred Рік тому +8

      @OfficerBMT literally nobody asked if you were

    • @StupidTeapotProductions
      @StupidTeapotProductions Рік тому

      @OfficerBMTi do not give a fuck

  • @theothersimpsons77
    @theothersimpsons77 Рік тому +35

    2:40 he’s playing at 2 fps

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 Рік тому +1

    And due to not knowing what it was, he died 10 days later.

  • @reina4284
    @reina4284 Рік тому +123

    0:09 me calmly thinking “oh thank god we don’t have that in the philippines!”
    and then the person spoke in filipino… 💀
    edit: ok i’ve read a comment that said it was a severed octopus tentacle. phew

    • @exwa1300
      @exwa1300 Рік тому +4

      But it moved, unless severed octopus tentacles can move on their own which is creepy enough as it is

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 Рік тому +1

      it isn't some slug?

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy Рік тому

      ​@@exwa1300they can

    • @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy
      @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy Рік тому +5

      All I heard was "Woa, It grab me"

    • @CelestinaBrasales
      @CelestinaBrasales Рік тому +1

      @@exwa1300yes they can move

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Рік тому +307

    I'm in tears! 😂 That poor guy. He tried to keep it together about the spider donut, but he couldn't do it. That punch sent me to the floor! 😂😂😂

    • @hondasarefaster5914
      @hondasarefaster5914 Рік тому +14

      But it wasn't even funny..

    • @discodjdj2300
      @discodjdj2300 Рік тому +25

      @@hondasarefaster5914not to you…

    • @hondasarefaster5914
      @hondasarefaster5914 Рік тому +11

      @@discodjdj2300 no not just not funny to me, it's not funny at all. Some people would laugh at a stick..

    • @discodjdj2300
      @discodjdj2300 Рік тому +11

      @@hondasarefaster5914 ok

    • @kayalogue
      @kayalogue Рік тому +17

      ​@@hondasarefaster5914 So then that stick is funny to them...

  • @projektkobra2247
    @projektkobra2247 Рік тому +101

    I always feel so sorry for people who spill things like that....

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Рік тому +5

      I feel sorry for them being that stupid in the first place.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Рік тому +18

      @@heathb4319 -Yes you have never made any mistakes. How enviable.

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Рік тому

      @@projektkobra2247That isnt a mistake...it is an expensive and silly stunt that now has glass shards everywhere in a public place that is crowded.
      You can't fix stupid.

    • @Bone237
      @Bone237 Рік тому +16

      Heath is right, one person carrying 100 drinks is ridiculous. They shouldn't run their bar like a three stooges skit if they want to function.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 Рік тому +6

      @@Bone237 -Well its a stunt...dinner-theatre...the possibility of massive failure is part of the show....Still feel bad.

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Рік тому +1

    1:48 This is my family when someone looks at them the wrong way 😂

  • @jessieis
    @jessieis Рік тому +21

    1:30 got me. 😅

  • @MJCMarcos1
    @MJCMarcos1 Рік тому +32

    That cat took one sniff and said, “GIMME” 😂

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 Рік тому +3

      Catnip's a hell of a drug.

    • @Joe_Okey
      @Joe_Okey Рік тому

      @@ryanbauer3680 Funny thing is, the bottle is labeled "Meowijuana", lol.

  • @BeamsGarage
    @BeamsGarage Рік тому +31

    That poor Dunkin guy is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in all the day.

  • @robotrex-jt4wv
    @robotrex-jt4wv Рік тому +1

    That dog is fishing better than me

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets Рік тому +4

    1:55 Sun drying the water also works, I've done it multiple times as a kid. Althought, I've never ate the salt.

  • @KFC_FB
    @KFC_FB Рік тому +84

    I feel bad for the waiter, imagine the stickiness😔

    • @ThisAccountHandle
      @ThisAccountHandle Рік тому +1

      @k8vb8rms your such a great guy ☻

    • @person946
      @person946 Рік тому +49

      The waiter probably had it too until other people started touching it.

    • @KaraKobold
      @KaraKobold Рік тому +11

      @@person946 yah, people Think they are helping. guy probably does it all the time.

    • @oriantalist
      @oriantalist Рік тому +1

      ​@CrewmateComplexXP we meet again, bot.

    • @person946
      @person946 Рік тому +1

      @@KaraKobold Exactly. He took on that task knowing what he was doing and then other people started "helping" him and then he dropped it bc they tipped out out of balance.

  • @iamdarky2360
    @iamdarky2360 Рік тому +335

    For those of you confused by the first clip, that is most likely a severed jellyfish tentacle. They can still move a few hours after being detached and can still sting. If you look closely you can see the spot where is was severed

    • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
      @Irish_Georgia_Girl Рік тому +11

      Yeah that's what I thought it looked like.

    • @General..Grievous
      @General..Grievous Рік тому +118

      It's an octopus arm
      1. It's far too large to belong to a small-medium sized jellyfish and too small for a large jellyfish
      2. The suction effect on his arm indicates the presence of suction cups, making it likely to belong to a cephalopod (octopus, squid, cuttlefish, etc)
      The exact species of octopus, I don't know.
      Thank you for reading, I love sea animals

    • @johnlewis9855
      @johnlewis9855 Рік тому +41

      it's an octopus arm. Octopusi have a brain in each tentacle, and they uncouple those "tentacles", called hectocotylus, to inseminate the female. They swim on their own to find their mate, the peculiar ways of reproduction.

    • @moodrider
      @moodrider Рік тому

      Mind blown! @@johnlewis9855

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 Рік тому

      @@johnlewis9855the fuck

  • @gavinhogberg
    @gavinhogberg Рік тому +1

    Dude at the start found a type of Venom symbiote

  • @pegasoos0762
    @pegasoos0762 Рік тому +19

    1:13 ' what's wrong with this kid?' LMAO, I want to be a grandparent like him when I'm old 😂

  • @Orion37331
    @Orion37331 Рік тому +36

    I will never understand how these people can be so calm when they have a GIANT ALIEN SLUG ON THERE ARM

    • @Weirdhhh_wo
      @Weirdhhh_wo Рік тому +2

      ​@OfficerBMTif you reply to people like that again and again, you are fatherless

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +1

    2:22 That dog is living every mans dream..

  • @JonzaGoodGuy
    @JonzaGoodGuy Рік тому +69

    I wonder how many attempts it took for him to say "This poor guy doesn't have any bones in his body" without cracking up lol

    • @Vincer
      @Vincer Рік тому +3

      You can always record from the script without looking directly at the bit. For clips like this i cant imagine anyone being able to record while watching it lol

    • @JonzaGoodGuy
      @JonzaGoodGuy Рік тому

      thats true I didnt think of that lol @@Vincer

  • @Alan_Mac
    @Alan_Mac Рік тому +44

    That was 3 mins of perfection. Thanks! Loved the cat taking its tin of food back.

  • @sersi_bunai1290
    @sersi_bunai1290 Рік тому +20

    The guy punching the donut made me and my heart jump...😂

  • @strawcold
    @strawcold Рік тому

    That "Ay grabe" jumpscared me as a Filipino

  • @_TQ
    @_TQ Рік тому +61

    That sea salt probably has other ocean debris in it but it's an interesting idea nonetheless lol

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Рік тому +9

      Sadly it proll has mircoplastics E

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Рік тому +7

      People have been making their own seasalt for thousands of years...mostly by evaporating the water in the sun.

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Рік тому +7

      @@princeCustos324 and so does the water you drink and the food you eat.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Рік тому

      @@DubhghlasMacDubhghlasYeah fair

  • @cjus1
    @cjus1 Рік тому +45

    That dog’s expression is EVERYTHING! ❤

  • @yangverse
    @yangverse Рік тому +13

    “this poor guy doesn’t have any bones in his body”
    but he seems to be vibing pretty much fine to me

    • @ashtiboy
      @ashtiboy Рік тому

      well no soliod caulcauim carbonnate bones but they still got a skieleton but its just mostly cartallage like a shark or a fish's skektion. they are just born and bulit diffrent from a genetic mutaion that prefents the skikiton from harding into soliod calsuim bones. but that doent nean they still got a skikiton made out of pure cartaglage bascly. they are just far more felxabe but are. far more vunable to blunt impacts that can cause much more damage then normal.

    • @yangverse
      @yangverse Рік тому

      @@ashtiboy ohhh thanks!

    • @ashtiboy
      @ashtiboy Рік тому

      also all humasn skikiton are orngaly just made out of cartalage and not sliod bones when we are newborns. its just in this case the gene that bascly caused calisfaction just wasn't fliped on in this case. thye bascly got a skikton like a shark bascly its all cartgale in there. but that dosnt mean they don't got a skull made out of pure cartlage plates like how we are organly when we are newborns when we are a few monuths old. its just this person just didn't get the gene that has the cartlage calsfaction switched on at all. but they be like still has a skiliton but its just WHOOPS ALL CARTLAGE. but at ltest they can get any brakes or fractures in there skikiton to heal far far faster beacue they don't have too worroy about the very slow recalsfcation prosses bascly. also not only that they will never get oseroprosess beacue they got no sliod calsuim carbonnate bone srcutre for oseroprsses to leach calasuim from in the first place.

  • @JacobFeldman1
    @JacobFeldman1 Рік тому +1

    I was the one who did the Mentos in the Coke in the vegetable oil experiment. Thank you Daily Dose of Internet!

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 Рік тому +7

    Being held is a need, one that we all need more of sometimes

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 Рік тому +16

    Me after the first clip: "Yep never going into the ocean again."
    Me after the last clip: "But fresh sea salt though..."

  • @ElementalFrozen
    @ElementalFrozen Рік тому +25

    That dog is really smart, knowing how to calm down and catch that fish quick!

    • @vomm
      @vomm Рік тому +1

      it's not even close to the smartness of a dolphin or a snail

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +3

      @@vommAnd most humans are no Einstein, but we don't go around comparing everyone to him, no, because intelligence doesn't equal value.

  • @timmy6890
    @timmy6890 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the dose!

  • @anondescriptbullet
    @anondescriptbullet Рік тому +96

    Let us all send our hopes and prayer's to the last guy, hopefully he will grow some bones soon

    • @CosmicSoul333
      @CosmicSoul333 Рік тому +1

      You just gave me a flashback to Tim and Eric's "Send Us Your Bones" 😆

    • @livesinsewersirl
      @livesinsewersirl Рік тому +1

      do not worry, i am setting up a gofundme where you can donate your bones

    • @reezevlog
      @reezevlog Рік тому

      he just speed up his videos…n made that effects..im kinda annoyed by all his videos actually..coz they all are the same, just different locations…

  • @samstone936
    @samstone936 Рік тому +7

    This is one of the best I’ve seen. I laughed out loud at least three or four times.

  • @marcioangelim1694
    @marcioangelim1694 Рік тому +339

    I was actually kinda worried for the sea salt guy. Boiling the water off isn't enough, man. Be careful 🙏

    • @Pemj2k
      @Pemj2k Рік тому +49

      Same. No telling how much bacteria and what not is still left in that.

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull Рік тому +29

      What more would you have to do?

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Рік тому +89

      As if boiling doesn't kill bacteria. That's why in survival situations they tell you to boil water.

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 Рік тому

      ​@@SlimThrull Salt has been a use preservative for thousands of years due to the fact that bacteria cannot survive on it as soon as you remove all of the water and bring it up to a hot enough temperature everything should theoretically still be dead however I could be wrong

    • @GadAnimations
      @GadAnimations Рік тому +145

      @@Chris_Cross Boiling doesn't kill all types of bacteria, just most. That said, wouldn't the high salinity by the end be the real killer to the remaining organisms?

  • @JaceDanielFilms
    @JaceDanielFilms Рік тому

    The dancing guy at the end was actually suffering from an intense seizure.

  • @BetsyArcherella
    @BetsyArcherella Рік тому +34

    He points at it as if we couldn’t figure out where to look if he didn’t point it out to us. 😊 1:37

    • @vanilla_lice
      @vanilla_lice Рік тому +5

      You can just barely see his mouth moving, so he’s most likely talking about it, and pointing at it just as a gesture.

  • @chickennoodles3045
    @chickennoodles3045 Рік тому +34

    0:20 Something out of naurto

  • @thereminpitchknob4059
    @thereminpitchknob4059 Рік тому +7

    Another great daily dose. Thank you!

  • @moobits2928
    @moobits2928 Рік тому +1

    No one is talking about the spiderman web shooter? I think that's the most impressive among other web-shooter creator I've seen on youtube!

  • @thewiseowl8804
    @thewiseowl8804 Рік тому +14

    I think she said no 1:19

  • @dyproxus1806
    @dyproxus1806 Рік тому +4

    0:16
    Cat be like: “GIMME THAT ZAZA!”

  • @ryanmarshall1141
    @ryanmarshall1141 Рік тому +20

    A semi transparent baby octopus once rolled across my arm at the ocean which looked like an alien and freaked me out. You could see it's insides and brain pulsing! That was scary enough, but then cool when someone told me what it is. No idea what that creature is in the vid!

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Рік тому

      🐙💨hey....i remember you!

    • @ericeaton2386
      @ericeaton2386 Рік тому +2

      Coincidentally, it's probably a detached octopus arm! They can continue to be active for a while after being separated.

    • @ryanmarshall1141
      @ryanmarshall1141 Рік тому

      ekk, the baby octopus is all grown up and detached it's arm!

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Рік тому

      @@ryanmarshall1141 ahh, puberty...🐙

  • @ashleejones586
    @ashleejones586 Рік тому +1

    Hey….maybe DON’T let weird sea creatures just chill on your arm, lol.

  • @EMSGamers
    @EMSGamers Рік тому +112

    I give that guy a lot of props, I definitely would’ve taken that off my arm immediately thinking it was sucking all the life out of me 😂

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan Рік тому

      It's a baby Dementor!

    • @ThePokemonTrainerr
      @ThePokemonTrainerr Рік тому +2

      Nah but fr what the hell was that?

    • @Rexog90
      @Rexog90 Рік тому

      ​@@ThePokemonTrainerrpeople are saying it was a severed octopus tentacle

    • @mquietsch6736
      @mquietsch6736 Рік тому +6

      Frankly, unless he knew exactly what it was before it touched him I wouldn't give him a single prop. Anything that's got bright colors like this may have those colors as a warning "careful, I'm poisonous". There are people who have killed themselves by setting a cute little oh so colorful octopus onto their hand. That octopus was blue, white and yellow, and so I'd really advise that unless you've seen the creature as a whole (and not just one tentacle) and know exactly what it is... leave it alone!

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga Рік тому +1

      ​@@ThePokemonTrainerrotherworldly parasite slug