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Poor Lexi at the end like, "Please... just end my suffering... I don't know how many more off-brand KitKats I can take..."
14:34
👍👆👈🤘🖖👉🖕👎✌️
. ^Sorry this was the most accurate one I got
It's oddly funny after watching an Ari Shaffir special where he compares sexuality and KitKats
Lexi is the perfect combination of Robin's quickness (getting straight to the point) and Jack's humor and I love her for that.
Wait a sec- Lexi is a female??
@@Ishay4K yes she is!
@@Zoeykat06 Ahh thnx!! Just researched on the EmKay cast. She is trans. Demnn finally got a face reveal of the cast.
@@Ishay4K no problem at all!
*vine boom*
Lexi's been a little out of the loop when it comes to Dragon Ball. The characters are fairly okay! They are Pan (Gohan's daughter with Videl) and rejuvenated Goku from Dragon Ball GT. The off-brand part is that they wrote "Dragoonball" with two "o" and all in one word. Original Dragon Ball didn't have the "Z" also: "Z" is the second series, it is followed by "Super" -- "GT" is considered non-canon and "Kai" is a remaster and reedit of "Z".
Exactly what I thought. They look damn good actually.
The original dragon ball is also, from what I have heard, largely inspired by the Journey to the West, one of China’s epics. Sun Goku is the Japanese pronunciation of Sun Wu Kong, the Monkey King, from said epic.
Yeah those looked fairly decent. Only the proportions and the extra O were off. It is almost always written (in logo form) as 1 word instead of Dragon Ball, so that part followed suit
@@Birdthefeatheredone Goku even has the tail, the size-changing cudgel, and the cloud-riding ability that Sun Wukong has. Also, a pig was another one of the traveling companions and Oolong fulfils that role.
is lexi partially blind or smth ?
When I hear Lexi's little haha giggle that kinda floats in my day automatically gets better
“The Coolbaby” genuinely sounds like something I would have owned as a kid
A YT show actually covered the Cool Baby lol
They’re called Rerez, that thing has some really funny crappy nes games
i own one. 500 really bad ported nes games and bootlegs. its glorious.
Russian Starbucks should be "Tsarbucks"
Missed Chance.
someone probably got there first and now they’re running on the typos on google maps
Sure bring back tsars totally won’t cause another revolution and most likely save Ukraine by starting a civil war (somebody quick claim the Russian throne and distract them)
Ts-our-bucks
New flavor: *Chernobyl.*
Is DEATHLY green and taste like the elephants foot
I feel like stars coffee will just serve you hot water with brown food coloring
Lol can anybody here from Moscow confirm if it's any good or not?
@@DruidPC Same coffee as it was tbh. But some syrups are worse
I wouldn't be surprised if in future they will do something like that. That economic situation is creepy...
So they are even copying that from Starbucks.
I love how Lexi’s like: “Look, Neo may not be Oreo/Hydrox, but it still slaps!” XD
We usually find them at the local Lidl. Haven't really seen them anywhere else.
GIMME A DOCTOR DYN-O-MYTE
Pass me one
Me too
Me and the boys heading down to 8-12 to get a pack of snilkers and some doctor dynamite so we can watch the bba game in comfort
@@cmqptkloacjko best comment
CAUSE YOU TOLD ME ONCE
NOW YOU TOLD ME TWICE
IMMA GIVE YOU A DOCTOR DYN-O-MYTE
Lexi calling Doctor Octagon/Octavius, Doctor Octogonapus, made me smile.
Cause that means I'm not the only one who remembers the Lazer Collection
Ashens being acknowledged makes me happy
Same here honestly
Pretty sure he read the text seen at 13:40 one time. Though it might have been on a bootleg dvd, not sure.
I find it funny how Robin and all the other narrators just try not to pronounce foreign languages and Lexi is just like " 6:56 "
Ceo: "okay guys, Nintendo's success with the game boy is apparent, so we need to copy."
CEO's wife: "Cool, baby"
Ceo: "You're hired."
Wife:"what-"
CEO: " LETS MAKE THOSE COOL BABIES"
0:03
The look on her face looks like she knows that this is bootleg and knows people are after her. Lmao
i'm happy cause we get more lexi and more r/crappyoffbrands, but i'm annoyed at MYSELF for not even finishing the last one with lexi (mainly cause i keep getting distacted lol), so imma go do that
Stars coffee is actually a star bucks but it renamed itself after "leaving" Russia
Может быть, из-за того, что руководство этой компанией в России изменилось, теперь считается, что это не настоящий(пусть и переименованный) Старбакс?.. Кто знает...
For anyone who's curious, here's what Google Translate has to say about that:
"Maybe due to the fact that the management of this company in Russia has changed, it is now believed that this is not a real (albeit renamed) Starbucks? .. Who knows ..."
That Superman VHS probably contains the 1940s Superman cartoon. That cartoon is in the public domain, so it wouldn't techically be a bootleg. A similar thing happened with several public domain Looney Tunes cartoons.
"spiderman stroke all criminals"
That's one way to stop crime master bruce
I had to keep stopping this every five minutes or so to regain my composure because I was laughing so hard.
Fun fact. Amazon sells a lot of knock off art supplies. If you’re an artist and need to buy supplies, I suggest buying them from the the source website or at a store. The knock off look really convincing but when you use them it’s clear they’re crap. Psa over. Love the video!
0:59 I’m pretty sure a game child is a thing from The Amazing World of Gumball.
I thought it was a prop from Stuart Ashen's film
@@_zelatrix it probably is, considering Lexi alluded to it
Emkay posts: happy noises
It's Lexi: Heck yeah
... What Lexi's voice is very soothing
Couldn't agree more!
I agree. I love a Lexi video
oooh, i can explain some things!
-tesco is a supermarket chain and it’s very big in britain (where i currently live, r.i.p. in pieces me), along with sainsburys, asda and lidl. it’s common for them to produce items under their own brand (flour, ready meals, snacks). chocolate fingers is what brits call chocolate-coated wafers
-a skip bin is indeed a dumpster!
-doner meat (or just doner) is a term for that meat that gets vertically spit-roasted and is commonly used in kebabs and shawarma but also pizza, sandwiches etc
"UWU contact paste"
Time to double check the integrity of the universe.
I really hope the Reddit bubble tea shop has bobas in the shape of the Reddit logo.
THEY'D BETTER
If they did, I would travel the entire globe just to try it.
7:23
So to go over it, those figures are from... all different eras of the Naruto series.
Madara Uchiha (far left), Deidara (2nd from the left), Gaara (middle right), and Minato Namikaze (2nd from the right) are from the Shippuden series.
the versions of Sasuke Uchiha (far right) and Naruto Uzumaki (middle left) are from the sequel series, Boruto, where Naruto is the 7th Hokage, and Sasuke is his right hand man.
7:50
Doner Kebab's, Lexi.
10:57 “oh you sweet summer child.” Cocomelon is A Crapshow of a kids nursery rhyme compilation. With songs that resonate for hours inside of your head.
The next offbrand Kit Kat should be the Lexi Kitty Kat.
9:46 That’s Venom, but his symbiote transformed into a giant six-limbed mech. Four arms, two legs. You can see him inside the cockpit and on the bottom left of the box.
That Game Child knockoff was so popular they actually had a whole episode dedicated to it on The Amazing World of Gumball 💀💀💀
10:51 OMG I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!
COCOA BALLS!! I laughed so hard i started coughing and i would watch that part over and over so many times! I was laughing so hard for a solid 5 minutes from that part!
Then to follow up i love the "I'll take your entire stock!" was the cherry on top!
Fun fact i have actually bought this cereal before.
Lexi totally missed the mark on "dragoonball", I guess someone never heard of the original series but for an off brand those were pretty close to the characters.
Oh the Nick and Marty thing is at Vala's Pumpkin Patch! It's literally Rick and Morty though. He turned himself into a pumpkin, Marty. He's Pumpkin Nick.
Honestly thats kinda wholesome
3:28 the fact it’s Tesco makes it more funnier 😂😂😂
AAAAAYYYYYEEEEE, it's the Queen(talking about Lexi, for those who don't know)!
She's the best narrator.
Naysayers *FIGHT ME*
@@lukescastle Y E S
1:48 It's not even "dragon"ball. It's "Dragoon"ball.
5:34 A skip bin is a UK thing. It's a special kind of dumpster designed to be easily loaded onto a truck by a pair of crane arms, mounted onto said truck. One or both sides of the bin are sloped such that as the cranes hoist the dumpster up onto the truck bed, it doesn't get caught on the rear of the truck. They don't get used in the US because as I understand it, it's very easy for the bin to be overfilled, and instead of the crane arms lifting the bin, the bin instead anchors the truck and the front end lifts off the ground.
6:53 I think NZT is a reference to the movie and spinoff TV show "Limitless", where NZT was a drug that boosted your intellect to like a 1000 IQ, at the cost of increasingly painful hangovers that eventually become fatal.
12:00 That is actually a pretty good idea... It encourages children to wash their hands more because they want to get the toy, which is never a bad thing.
"the tiny corner of my brain that's devoted to thinking about nothing but tacos". Somehow, I'm not surprised that's true.
Yess! Lexi is my favorite narrator!
I cant imagine anyone not liking her
Yeah I like her but Robin is still my favorite
@@therider4902 *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT*
DAMIEN, JACK, ZACH/ZACK, AND ROBIN ARE BETTER
@@NigelMontezuma *YOU'RE EVIL*
The "UwU" is actually a rip-off of "UHU" glue, relativly famoua glue Here, Features an owl as a maskot
Offbrand lego is actually good, because sometimes you may find some interesting minifigures in affordable sets, whereas the official lego variants of the same minifigures could come only in big expensive sets.
Lego in general is extremely and unapologetically expensive.
Quick reminder that Oreo is the off brand, they were copying Hydrox cookies.
alright but are we gonna talk about that fanart? those people were really talented
12:44 "Yes, I became so angry that I vented my spleen" - an actual quote from a fictional character
Re: UwU contact liquid. There's a VERY popular German glue brand named UhU, which means eagle owl. The owl image is on the packages and used to pop up in advertisements. "Don't say glue, say UHU!" So, this "German" brand is a rip off of a ... German brand. UhU is good glue, btw, esp. the non-drip type.
Half the time I use UHU only for the reason to take a small piece of paper, write 'w' on it and the use the glue to put the said 'w' on top of the H in UHU
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 Sounds like a good reason to use UHU! :)
I remember UHU well from kindergarten... and how I missed the nice smell when they switched it out for the new recipe with less harmful solvents :p
0:15 Reddit.. outside of a basement? Incredible...
I've tried those Neos. They sell them at the Lidl store in my town. You're right, they're like worse versions of Oreos hehe
Hello Lexi! It’s my birthday today! Always love to watch EmKay
The 2nd Hot Vehicle pronunciation got me dead 💀 Love it
Fyi Lexi: Cocomelon is a YT/Netflix/Probably Amazon Prime at this point/also probably Hulu series that surrounds making animations for common nursery rhymes. They make a few new songs of their own and surround their main character JJ (a blonde boy between 2-5) with family and friends that teach him lessons and stuff like that. It's insanely popular and honestly I hold nothing against it because they're doing good for the future generations.
Cocomelon overstimulates children and can cause speech delays because of this. Also isn't Cocomelon responsible for the "let's together bath" song? 🤣
@@auntiem0thman Yup. But my brother was into it and now he's a pretty good kid.
Real late to this, but since nobody's clarified:
A döner/döner kebap (or "doner/doner kebab" as it's typrically anglicized as) is a Turkish dish prepared from a vertical rotisserie-roasted piece of spiced meat, wherein the meat is shaved off of the slab as it rotates, and is typically served on a platter accompanied by various sides or on/in flatbreads. It's where the serving styles of shawarma, gyros, and al pastor are derived from.
Still wanting a video full of cute animals with Lexi reacting to it...
"Where's the Stripey Dude?" There was literally no reason for me to laugh so hard. But I did for... some reason.
Also, was that Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 on the Need for Speen machine?
just random thing that i thought up so i could draw fanart of them easier:
Lexi: cat
Jack: goldfish/dragon
Robin: Robin
Damien: hyena
Zach: i have no idea
Jack is clearly a jackolope
Zach is a quoka
Robin is a hors
13:24 That Captain Marvel looks deprived of oxygen.
Im german I loved it when lexi sproke german by herren crocs it sound like everyone says like geman sounds a like but its not true
7:40 That thing is sold at France and Italy. Fin Carre is REAL brand made by Lidl ( A German cheap food market chain brand) . Lidl also have stuff like Silver Crest and Park Side.
It’s a good thing lexi doesn’t know what cocomelon is-
She's so pure
Also nice pfp btw
yes, yes yes yes, LEXI AS A NARRATORRRR
She is the best
8:36 It's good to be a nerd! Just be yourself!
Holy crap I'm sooooo glad I got this so quickly!!! Love ya lexikitty!!!! ❤️🥰
Fantastic Four? More like Fantastic Poor.
Ya know, Crimea has Starmaks, which has a cute chubby reindeer (?) as its mascot. I am 100% for it, even if I'm not for the illegal occupation that brought it into being. Also, "Vitrex" is a _fantastic_ name for a glass cleaner -- because it's derived from "vitreus", the Latin word that means "glassy."
2:31 I actually found one of these at a mall once, alongside it there was a pikachu and a Mickey Mouse Huggy wuggy, can NOT make this crap up
Nemesis comes in : hey barista , do you guys have Jillpuccinos?
“Twin wafer snappy fingers”
Oh boy- I never thought I’d relate to a post like this-
I feel like the “skip bin” is a tow truck. Maybe it’s called a skip bin bc they use it when people skip their car payment?
7:19
The blonde in the center isn't from the Shippuden era, neither is the black haired man on the far right.
The second character doesn't properly fit the "main hero" set that it's obviously trying to do, he would belong to a villain set.
The black object above the redhead is actually brown, not black.
Shippuden is spelled wrong.
2:03 To be fair BBA does actually exist although it has absolutely nothing to do with basketball
0:19
HOLD ON IS THAT MY PARENT’S RESTAURANT I KNEW THAT LOGO WAS FAMILIAR I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS REDDIT THE OUTSIDE OF THE SHOP LOOKS LIKE MY PARENTS TOO
HOLY SH-
A lot of the toys could be intentional plants... by the companies. Gotta be a way to figure out which ones
Lexi's Bugs Bunny impression is amazing.
Yay! Lexi and the r/crappyoffbrands PERFECT!!!!
also I agree, that Nick and Marty thing looks like it was just for jokes XD also that Turning Red doll's face actually looked more like Mei than most dolls I seen
3:15 Yeah, UK Supermarkets have been selling their own brand version of literally anything for decades now. You get used to it
The dragoon ball figures looked good .The one was kid goku and it was pretty awesome .And that was one of the 80s VHS releases of old superman cartoons from the 50s .They were legit releases .
7:57 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Green Goblin is in the background?
Yooo EmKay is back
When they leaved
Back with another video
EmKay is the best
@@ntseyepnjopa-kaba5348 oh-
The best part about the Need for Speen game is that some version of Mariokart Arcade GP is on it. Need For Speed and Mariokart are 2 VERY DIFFERENT racing games.
2:09 the "Nice" had me laughing
offbrand makes me think of something else
idk why but it seems that the roles in today videos are inverted
i mean, jack in hardware gore (lexi normally does them) and lexi in this sub, when i think jack does them most of the time
lmao
2:01 the bba
I might start shopping at Tesco again if Lexi advertised for them.
_Every little helps, peasant._
11:50 does the 6’s the bad way without the top
1:34 I have merch now??
Yes
In certain grocery stores in Canada there are off brand Oreos called Mr. Creamy but the packaging is different than the one at 7:02
0:50 is that that console from gumball?!
You mean like from that one episode where richard buys gumball a bootleg console off the mysterious van which has like a final fantasy bootleg game in it?
@@luchalegend2185 yup
@@TIDMVIDM i loved that episode
14:03 oh my god I LIVE NEAR THERE! Toymaster is the name of the association that the store is part of, Toys 'n' Things is that individual store's branding.
3:19
Tesco is something I recognise as a British company, as a British citizen
3rd largest groceries retailer in the world, and UK's #1, even though they were scared of people going to Aldi/Lidl, so opened up "Jacks" to try to have their own budget range, instead of using HORSE MEAT in their own brand value range BEEF burgers.
0:54
Game Boy but they decided that they were more comfortable with being nonbinary
Lol yes
7:43 It's "Disney Döner" practicly a Disney themed kebabstore
0:21 i bet that's were all of the drug dealers hang out
9:41 that seems to be the Eddie Brock venom symbiote but the actual symbiote part is a mech 😭
Oreo ripping off hydrox: "heavy breathing"
The contact liquid now becomes a discord moderator.
3:50 I'd wear this a hundred percent
Sometimes, I feel like these were purposely designed to look bad, so that they get media attention, thus, free advertising.
2:45 ho-ho I expect this thing to be from Russia lol. There's so many fake toys XD
1:40 he wasnt adding emphasis to “dragonball” it literally says dragoonball so you need to add the oo
LOL those clogs are at a German Woolworth's in Freising, I saw them this past spring when we were there for a family reunion and snickered.
0:37 These kinds of systems are called "Famiclones", and they're quite easy to get by, especially in countries like Poland and Russia. (Even better, they're technically legal now, because most of the patents to the NES expired in 2003)