Daily Lives of Archons
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why paimon is annoying
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She is annyoying 𝗕𝗨𝗧 her ehet te nandayo is 𝗖𝗨𝗧𝗘
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paimon is emergency food
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Furina: my people are smarter than me
Nahida: Im smarter than my people
Zhongli: my people tell me stories about myself
Ei: my people cook for me
Venti: my people bully me.
Also venti: but i'm the Anemo Archon
Barbara: O Lord Barbatos, please help me from this Drunkard
FR
@A B ah yes the 5 stages of grief, 1st is denial
Well thats pretty sad ngl why its allways him getting bullied why muhoyo why
How things goes with venti is basically the meme : *why you bully me-*
Venti: I can create a black hole
Zhongli: I can rain meteors
Baal: I can’t cook
just what happen to Ei? also I can booba sword
Ei: I can create glitch in Matrix, transcending dimensions
*Baal: i can cut reality
Baal: I can pull a sword from my *BOOBA*
Baal :I legit divided mountains
Zhongli to the story teller be like: Educate me about myself pls
PLS- THAT'S SO TRUE
@Marious no
I want to know stuff about me
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@@monolith9613 i thought you were a bot and was going to dislike ur vid, then i clicked on it. well played
story teller : in the past, rex lapis defeated the monster only two moves
zhongli : no, he's not, he only do one move
story teller : why do u know that?
Among us in real life
*sus*
*sus*
Iam the boss myself
LMFAO SO TRUE.
Hi Reimein
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@@ONgamech nah he tweakin
Traveller when they see paimon: ah yes walking food
Zhongli when he sees childe/Hu tao: ah yes walking mora
Floating food
Inazuma guard: Do I know you?
Ei: *cries*
Inazuma guard: what happen?
Ei: because i am Archon
Inazuma guard : wow really
Ei : NOW YOU SHALL PERISH
Everyone at the back : wow booba
Inazuma guard: *what have i done...*
Ei: *ehe*
@@jadeojebaravlog7583 *EHE TE NANDAYO*
@@phantomseeker2456 Paimon: THATS MY LINE
Shogun: you can't crit?
Kokomi: can't cook?
Shogun:Kokomi you can't crit?
Kokomi: but you can't cook...
Shogun:...
@@ДмитрийДушенко-ф6ъ The second world war began🏃♂️🔥🔥🔥
Ei: Wow it's so delicious, i'd like to make one of these.
Meanwhile....
Ei: *crying*...
Noelle: Miss Ei, what's the matter?
Ei: I want to eat Dango but... I can't cook uwaaa..
Noelle: Ok alright, I will cook that for you please don't cry
Ei: For real...??
Noelle: Of course, so wait a minute
Ei: Noelle-chaan I love you..
Noelle: Ehe~ that's good but I love Honorary Knight senpai...
Ei: hngg...
*Aether behind the kitchen*
Aether: *click* aha nice picture
Actually happen on my Serenitea Pot Homebase :v
@@rahmanchaniago5878 WAHAAHHAA
Ei can't cook and so does the shogun, i hope she adds that cooking feature on shogun
They taste freedom after giving up their Gnosis be like:
Ei : now I can join my senpais and be lazy, beautiful and broke ?
@@cy3bercat Lol
@@indratniarisyanti8317 just who is the Ei's senpai?
@@rahmanchaniago5878 zhongli and venti
@@indratniarisyanti8317 ei behind venti and zhongli be like sempai notice me!
1. A drunkard bard who plays music in sake of pay his bills
2. A broke guy who can't even paid his osmanthus wine
3. A shut-in NEET who can't even cook
BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY ARCHONS OF TEYVAT!
4. A child who has never had the chance to go outside
@@gino14 a grass child who has never fully touched graas
Zhongli:don't have statue
Ei:cannot cook
Venti:doesn't have cool charge attack.
Also the trio:broken
Broken and broke
Are two different things
@@Thatoneguyonyoutube420 they really put the broke in broken
Venti is the only one with the bow sideways i guess
@@bonbons1868 Gorou joined his shota bow club and now shares his animation too.
But yea for 1 year Venti had the most unique style for a bow character for charge atking.
Venti - no wine
Zhongli - no mora
Raiden - no cook
You- no bitches😏
@@theunknown7318 you: no father
@@iheartdottore9962
No parental figure?
**VINE BOOM**
Zhongli: correct story teller and drink osamanthus wine and broke
Ei: inlaiding people (not really) and dango milk
Venti: drunk barding drunk drunk drunk drunk
Venti is drunk drunk drunk again!🤣
Don’t forget..
Zhonglu also drunk
OsManThuS WiNe TaStEs tHe SaMe aS hE ReMeMbErs
Zhongli: _drunkard_
Venti: _drunkard_
Raiden: _cant cook_
The legend still says Raiden is still starving
That one moment when you get her and cook for her:
Zhongli:broke
It's the robot not ei lol the current archon that rule is the robot not ei anymore
Dendro archon: A bookworm but can’t read.
@@benkeichara8360 I thought you said “ a broke bookworm “
I keep imagining a scenario between Venti, Jean and Traveler. Venti says something stupid and the traveler gets annoyed and gives venti a foot to the ass in front of Jean, leaving me wondering how Jean would react 😂
*Solitary confinement intensively*
The source of your profile pic? i mean artist
@@SouravskpXD I forgot who it was exactly, but it was a meme/ship thingy between Ei and Yae.
Probably nothing
She likely doesn't cares LoL
on god zhongli smiling like that in the thumbnail didn’t feel right to me…
Ikr?? The same as Baal
I still can't unsee that guy in Zhongli's trailer who is sitting on thin air then vanishes.
I love how his first reaction to Childe is "Mora-" 😂
It's funny how they talk in two different language 😂😂
Perks of being an archon
Born bilingual
Zhongli:broke
Baal:BAD CHEF
venti:broke cuz wine
God : best creation ever made the archons
Zhongli: Poor
Ei: Can't cook
Venti: Drunkard
Where is everybody?
Monstad's people: At that Giant Tree to appreciate n remember all Venassa's sacrifice for Monstad🤣
Venti: what?
You may Zhongli is self centred to be hearing about himself and all his work he's done but in actuality he's goes there to get entertained by all of the wrong facts and figures.
Dont worry baal you have sara to cook for you.
Raiden: I can't cook... DAMN THOSE KASLANA GENES!
Venti, zhong li, and Ei walks into an abyss bar
Zhong li: I will have order
The abyss bar and all its counters explodes as a meteor crashed.
Zhongli: but I've got no mora and Childe isn't here to pay.
The abyss and fatui bartenders as well as all the slimes there are petrified and out cold.
Peeved that her little nights out is ruined, Ei draws the musou no hitotachi.
Ei: you are the exception to eternity, morax. You will be inlaid upon these statues
Seeing the freedom and chaos unleashed here, venti sticks his tongue out and winks.
Venti: Ehe! TIME FOR TAKEOFF!
Venti scoots out of the bar as the battle between Ei and Zhongli ensues.
As you can see, there are no counters in the abyss bar the moment the archons walk in.
seeing Zhongli smile feels illegal
Alternate title: Keeping up with the Archons
The Drunkard, The Peniless, and NEET
Traveler: just walks*
Venti, Zhongli and Ei: hey~
Zhongli: I've been alive for this long and still got no cash.
Venti: I play for money, but no one shows up.
Baal: I'll pay you to cook.
Ahhaa i like this
@@I-MAC Is She Shion from That Slime Reincarnation Anime?
@@huwutao8726 lol except shion is more enthusiastic about her cooking.
@@huwutao8726 Lol, but in the last session Shion can already cook well.
fubby thing is zhongli literally invented mora
Happy Ei when she sees the Dango just melts my heart ❤️
🌸😼It is to be uttered that not only was Osmanthus Wine the beverage of choice for Lord Moarx’s consumption but that it too became the choice drink of those who wished to share in the memory😼🌸
Ah yes Moarx
MOARX 💀
MOARX!!! :0
All archon daily live: relaxing
All player daily live: bullying childe, hillicurl, etc and doing daily commision
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember..
But where are those who share the memory
but where are those who share the memory
But where are those who share the memory
But where are those who share the memory
But where are those who share the memory
0:09 the guy without chair lmao
I ARRIVED HERE IN 18 SECONDS
These Archons Retired to Praise themselves, Get Drunk and Ei just wants to learn how to cook and Just Have No Mora and they come crying for other people like Traveller for Help
Zhongli be like : storyteller can you tell anything about myself
Zhongli: Learning about himself and got no mora
Ei: Cant cook
Venti: Trying to drink some wine
Others: Enjoying the best of life
Zhongli: XIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO
When venti said : "meanie!" That's real funny. After he just got kicked out of the bar. 🤣
0:47 Zhongli using his very special talent
Zhongli be like
Childe I choose you
Childe use wallet
Venti should turn to his god form and the whole church would give him their wallets 😂 especially Barbra.
The harvest moon music is making me real nostalgic!
Ei: I can’t cook
Me: I’ll cook for you ei!
The zhongli part was soo smooth
Today we have archon cant cook. Maybe in future we got archon cant swiming or cant climbing
Venti: ✨ehe✨
Bartender: AheM
* gets kicked out *
As expected from the archons
VENTI I’LL GIVE YOU ALL MY MORA I HAVE 2 MILLION HERE TAKE JUST PLEASE COME HOME 🛐🛐🛐🛐
Want to be Archon = You will lose all mora
Ei doesn't need mora so she's living really good beside her isolation and lack of cooking skills
He said these exact words “Azmadin wine tastes the same as I remember”
(I think I spelled that wrong)
The thumbnail caught me off guard
Fun Fact: 0:08
The guy with the red clothing is sitting on thin air, in the next ad scene, he disappears.
Zhongli:Osmanthus wine
Raiden:Can't cook but love 🍡
Venti:BROKE
Vent just broke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂
I feel bad for Venti... lmao
Baal's was adorable! Zhongli and Venti's were accurate. Like, shockingly so.
The archons got the smile infection
How archon work : Begging
*hugging Venti*
Zhongli : Liyue
Venti : Mondstadt
Ei : can’t cook
0:46 his face lol 😭 😭 😭
Even when angry, Ei is still very cute. Now if only her robot didn’t try killing us
i exploded from laughs when zhongli begs childe to pay
Poor nahida she also deserves to be here 😔
At least Zhongli has someone who can pay for him . SUGAR DADDY .
Dat Harvest Moon ost though
Zhongli smiling just looks so cursed lol
"Don't waste your Morax just get a job if you dangerous for job.....hired 0:43"
"Don't drink wine to much or more why not just drink else instead of wine? If its dangerous for drink else........drink water"
"Just go to the Cooking school if you dangerous for cook........hired a Chef"
Poor Raiden she was the girlboss but now not
Zhongli Ei and Venti:😃
I SAW THIS MEME IN PINTEREST: Venti(no spear) Zhongli(no statue) Baal(no cooking). Archon(ALL OF THEM DONT HAVE MORA😂😂)
0:45 wait, how did zhongli do that face? I already unlocked friendship lvl 10 with zhongli yet there's no expression like that. My braincells are disappearing one by one
its a glitch
@@Ka8uki how
@@mimamamomu ua-cam.com/video/3rafr690c8s/v-deo.html here's one
@@luroua2561 thanks
@@mimamamomu you're welcome
Out of all the vendors, this Zhongli went to a vendor that sells fish
IT'S AN IMPOSTER
Zhongli in the thumbnail is cursed-
The Harvest moon back to nature soundtrack π∆π
I wonder what happens to venti when he can't pay
THE THUMBNAIL IS JUST 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
That venti part make me dead 😂😂😂
0:28
i remember he hate seafood
Hopefully this will get updated with kusanali when she's released globally
I just noticed that the guy on left is floating here 0:08
Is it possible to learn this power?
01:01 - I like how the raiden shogun is sad
I love this kind of skit
Archon skit is just... poggers
Ei: *ara*
Zhongli: *mora*
Venti: ehe
Paimon getting angry when venti laughed: EHE TE NANDAYO!?
Two of them is about mora one of them is about cooking
0:23 oh no no no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Venti is acting like a kid LMAO-
You need to make a sequel to this with Nahida
Zhongli: great, now i don't have a thousand of mora, must called childe whatever he do.
Raiden: aw come on, I can't cook my favorite food even I'm a god.
Venti: awwww, no dandelion wine just because I'm all out of mora and even all of my everyone doesn't want to hear my song.
past of zhongli
Funny that the archon have worse and useless live than me
Ozmanthus Wine
Genshin impact: Back to nature
The harvest moon music threw me off my bed laughing HAHAHAHA
Venti spend most his in bar
Zhongli listen his own story
Raiden meditate hikimori
Wonder what would other archon doing?
0:59 the reason why Mosoujin mountain split to half
the freaking music during raiden's part is so funny please
Raiden is doing the vision hunt decree bc she is mad that she cannot cook