When the Archons Decide to Hangout Together....

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  • @insectslayer1374
    @insectslayer1374 3 роки тому +9858

    About the Archons:
    Mondstadt: "we have an archon?"
    Inazuma: "she had a sister?"
    Liyue: "it's so sad that Rex Lapis died of ligma"

    • @Sigmatica
      @Sigmatica 3 роки тому +641

      What is ligma?

    • @puannurrizqia8291
      @puannurrizqia8291 3 роки тому +874

      @@Sigmatica ligma b-

    • @ileavi9049
      @ileavi9049 3 роки тому +465

      @@puannurrizqia8291 BALLS

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 роки тому +387

      who the hell is Rex Lapis?!

    • @yukiii5901
      @yukiii5901 3 роки тому +190

      @@crusty_ The Geo Archon

  • @nikkibuenaventura45
    @nikkibuenaventura45 3 роки тому +11657

    Venti: i can sit on my statue ehe
    Ei: jokes on you i cant even sit on mine.
    Zhongli: wait you guys have statues?

    • @chickendoodle9352
      @chickendoodle9352 3 роки тому +1291

      Also Zhongli : *proceed to make big PP on statue.

    • @jordancherepanov8557
      @jordancherepanov8557 3 роки тому +700

      I'm still surprised they didn't add a statue of his Exuvia from as a memorial for Morax in Liyue

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 3 роки тому +272

      @@jordancherepanov8557 probably Keqing was against it

    • @gettokyoko
      @gettokyoko 3 роки тому +223

      @@GM.Nobody little do they know keqing now simps for zhongli

    • @jordancherepanov8557
      @jordancherepanov8557 3 роки тому +163

      @@GM.Nobody Maybe they against cause it would bring up Morax's death (Maybe it the taboo of death in china, but I don't think that the case though) but it is werid that Morax doesn't have anything in Liyue that shows him in any form especially when He is such a important to their history and people

  • @dilucragnvindr5368
    @dilucragnvindr5368 3 роки тому +4308

    Venti: can we swim?
    zhongli: let's try!
    Baal: Fools

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 роки тому +221

      Ei: * nervous noises * "please don't drown!"

    • @Sleepysoul69
      @Sleepysoul69 3 роки тому +108

      Ei: Foolishness, fellow archons

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 роки тому +122

      @@Sleepysoul69 that doesn't sound like Ei... maybe you confused her with Raiden Shogun

    • @dilucragnvindr5368
      @dilucragnvindr5368 3 роки тому +46

      @@crusty_ yeah the raiden shogun aka baal is like a badass character and ei is the one which appears in genshin memes

    • @alya6559
      @alya6559 3 роки тому +45

      @@dilucragnvindr5368 nope, baal is different with raiden shogun (puppet). Baal (Makoto) is Original Archon before Beelzebul (Ei),she is her twin and she already die

  • @Darren-ef9iq
    @Darren-ef9iq 3 роки тому +3571

    Venti: I have a pet dragon
    Zhongli: I also have a pet dragon
    Raiden: *I have a puppet of me*

    • @neri1220
      @neri1220 3 роки тому +346

      Raiden has a fox

    • @KingDetonation
      @KingDetonation 3 роки тому +175

      @@neri1220 And with that, she instantly wins

    • @mdraj5655
      @mdraj5655 2 роки тому +78

      @Firestorm895 more like he has 2 wallets hu tao and childe

    • @ashthedarkdragon216
      @ashthedarkdragon216 2 роки тому +33

      Wait no Zhongli is the dragon lol

    • @Iskkskskwklskllalpwpw
      @Iskkskskwklskllalpwpw 2 роки тому +41

      Ei: I have a disowned son, a fox, a puppet, multiple statues of me, wings, and 50 other hands.

  • @omishusui
    @omishusui 3 роки тому +3451

    Zhongli: "You know how many Gods I killed?"
    Baal: "Uh.."
    Venti: "Oh Sht"

    • @wesker9267
      @wesker9267 3 роки тому +492

      also Zhongli: "all my friends are dead"
      Baal and Venti: "LET'S FUCKING GO!"

    • @gabrielaarons6102
      @gabrielaarons6102 3 роки тому +257

      @@wesker9267 Mountain Shaper, Moon Carver, Cloud Retainer, Xiao, Madame Ping, and Ganyu: "Are we a joke to you??"

    • @Sky-AMC
      @Sky-AMC 3 роки тому +66

      @@gabrielaarons6102 they are all servents and these archons are so entitled to themselves in a weird way just like the kid who only talks to selective people

    • @gabrielaarons6102
      @gabrielaarons6102 3 роки тому +103

      @@Sky-AMC The Adepti don't serve Zhongli. They are his friends.

    • @Sky-AMC
      @Sky-AMC 3 роки тому +32

      @@gabrielaarons6102 huh??they clearly serve the archon under a contract. The yakshas seek violence in the name of order for morax. His voiceline abt ganyu says it all

  • @neonex6590
    @neonex6590 3 роки тому +12755

    zhongli: arent you like, broke?
    venti: says zhongli

    • @Oscarus4250
      @Oscarus4250 3 роки тому +730

      "Morax... You're the last Archon to say words like that"

    • @nothingnew8292
      @nothingnew8292 3 роки тому +237

      Zhnogli aint broke he just forgets to carry it.

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 3 роки тому +281

      It's entirely possible that Venti has more money on hand than Zhongli does lol.
      Zhongli might get a bigger, more consistent salary but he spends it all immediately and only gets it every once in a while, so...

    • @dilucragnvindr5368
      @dilucragnvindr5368 3 роки тому +203

      @@nothingnew8292 +1 He forgot to bring chil- I meant his wallet

    • @wally9997
      @wally9997 3 роки тому +57

      @@ES21007 isn’t Venti the same thing minus the consistent salary?

  • @ethanos1853
    @ethanos1853 3 роки тому +20555

    Zhongli: I’ll asked the fatui.
    Venti: *Remebers what signora did to him* Uh
    Raiden: *Remebers what she did to signora* Uh.

    • @jamesnishimura5623
      @jamesnishimura5623 3 роки тому +2163

      Spoilers:
      You mean what her puppet did to Signora

    • @OrRaino
      @OrRaino 3 роки тому +860

      @@jamesnishimura5623 yeah more like puppet, she wasn't in control of the body

    • @Start-up56
      @Start-up56 3 роки тому +333

      It’s *I’ve asked the fatui* for you to correct it

    • @umaruChip
      @umaruChip 3 роки тому +222

      @@jamesnishimura5623 thanks for putting spoiler warning, sadly i have already been spoiled and it has been rubbed on my face

    • @CarmTzy
      @CarmTzy 3 роки тому +86

      @@umaruChip same, who are those who Share the same memories

  • @StarryMaeya
    @StarryMaeya 3 роки тому +14875

    Looking forward to the next archon for full team lmao

    • @Nico-xf5cw
      @Nico-xf5cw 3 роки тому +482

      Ei is my first archon 😓 i need to full team toowtf

    • @StarryMaeya
      @StarryMaeya 3 роки тому +94

      @Mellow hehee goodluck on the banners

    • @Nico-xf5cw
      @Nico-xf5cw 3 роки тому +258

      Wait that would kinda work raiden as your main DPS, venti support, zhongli shielder and burst leta hope the dendro archon has some healing priperties

    • @gabrielsobral6682
      @gabrielsobral6682 3 роки тому +108

      Can´t wait to see all the memes and fanart when we get all the archons as well

    • @Accept_Any_Bribe
      @Accept_Any_Bribe 3 роки тому +20

      @@Nico-xf5cw raiden main role is sub dps

  • @pradityoabimanyu1308
    @pradityoabimanyu1308 3 роки тому +664

    When archon wanna pay the bill:
    Zhongli: "call childe and fatui gang"
    EI: "Call Sara and tneryou commision"
    Venti: "y'all have a walking wallet?, Fck this sh*t imma out"

    • @AKY7119
      @AKY7119 2 роки тому +57

      Then venti somehow calls traveller....

    • @doomslayer5330
      @doomslayer5330 2 роки тому +22

      Venti: y'all only have a walking wallet? I have the traveller and he's rich (we have millions of Mora in the main story, almost 20 million)

    • @coffeelatte8616
      @coffeelatte8616 2 роки тому +10

      Venti :" let me perform for a week, hehe!"

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 2 роки тому +11

      Venti: aight where the fuck is traveler when you need 'em

    • @devsharma3725
      @devsharma3725 2 роки тому +3

      Venti: why isn't anyone answering.

  • @firekingatlas1519
    @firekingatlas1519 2 роки тому +31

    Zhongli (to Venti): Aren't you like broke?
    You're all broke

  • @ikanberapi2189
    @ikanberapi2189 3 роки тому +1386

    Venti: * become barbatos *
    Venti: * goes to church *
    Venti: im Barbatos give me money ples
    Venti: * Proceed to steal church donation money *

    • @altrsbr
      @altrsbr 3 роки тому +139

      we'll
      technically
      it is hhis money
      a bit
      rest goes to some funds if mond has any

    • @christianlopez8538
      @christianlopez8538 2 роки тому +26

      I mean the guy above me has a point

    • @neon4579
      @neon4579 2 роки тому +20

      @@altrsbr tbh yeah its ventis mora lmao bcse they donated more for him

  • @アピズ
    @アピズ 3 роки тому +2198

    Zhongli: yoo Ei, is this ur bath water?
    Venti: can we swim there?
    Baal: ...
    *Zhongli & Venti proceed to swim*
    Baal: the eternity of mondstadt and liyue is mine now

    • @animeminians7451
      @animeminians7451 3 роки тому +12

      Bro fire pfp we matching on my other account

    • @intothewoodstec
      @intothewoodstec 3 роки тому +9

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @donatelling
      @donatelling 2 роки тому +27

      Ei: ........no, it's worse than that

    • @Blob_Aether
      @Blob_Aether 2 роки тому +30

      Zhongli not even 1 min later: *drowns in said bath water*

    • @ahmed8743ify
      @ahmed8743ify 2 роки тому

      Bunch of simps not gonna lie

  • @jamesnishimura5623
    @jamesnishimura5623 3 роки тому +6923

    Archons when you ask them to pay:
    Venti: Where is my lyre?
    Zhongli: Where is Childe?
    Baal: Where are my servants?
    Kusanali: Where are my notes?
    Hydro Archon: Where is my Tribunal?
    Murata: Where are my guards?
    Tsaritsa: Where are my Fatui?

    • @kaijufl
      @kaijufl 3 роки тому +514

      Just correcting you about the Shogun. Her name is actually Ei/Beelzebul, Baal was her sister

    • @jesroe5842
      @jesroe5842 3 роки тому +178

      @@kaijufl just FYI beelzebul is another name for Satan

    • @maryamkhan2712
      @maryamkhan2712 3 роки тому +69

      @UC4Rh3TU8YE33uDms_4gZuxA fuck u could have put a spoiler warning

    • @Crivierza
      @Crivierza 3 роки тому +336

      @@maryamkhan2712 And this is the reason why I still call the Electro Archon Raiden for people who haven't finished the quest yet because it's been like what, just 3 days? Not everyone speedruns.

    • @kaijufl
      @kaijufl 3 роки тому +104

      @@maryamkhan2712 Is not really a spoiler since the story changed. Zhongli told us about Baal but after some updates what he says changed. I'm not sure of what he said but he no longer says that Baal is the Archon

  • @Turbowing.
    @Turbowing. 2 роки тому +16

    Venti : " I have a pet dragon" ehe
    Raiden : " I don't have a dragon "
    Zhongli : " I am the dragon "

  • @iqbalfebri4082
    @iqbalfebri4082 3 роки тому +385

    Zhongli and Baal be like: "we have no mora"
    Venti: "let me handle this"
    *Proceed to play Ibu Kita Kartini intro with harp

    • @putribarens6336
      @putribarens6336 2 роки тому +14

      so I'm not the only one who think so 😭
      Hello, fellow indonesian 🤗

    • @iqbalfebri4082
      @iqbalfebri4082 2 роки тому +7

      @@putribarens6336 Well hello folks! I dunno why but the tune is there haha 😂

    • @putribarens6336
      @putribarens6336 2 роки тому +6

      @@iqbalfebri4082 right? I even thought he would play a full song lol

    • @iqbalfebri4082
      @iqbalfebri4082 2 роки тому +3

      @@putribarens6336 if only haha

    • @tokiia_
      @tokiia_ 2 роки тому +6

      SEE I KNOW I RECOGNIZED THAT MELODY LMAO

  • @isseiddraig2132
    @isseiddraig2132 3 роки тому +807

    Alternate title: "The Archons in a nutshell and they are broke like a joke."

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 3 роки тому +1773

    It's rather wholesome to imagine these three being comfortable enough to go on an outing. If only there was a way that somehow, when Genshin Impact reaches its conclusion, we could have all seven Archons gather together, having fun (and not paying for anything)

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 роки тому +150

      I think all of them are gonna come together. But probably to fight celestia or something instead of hanging out

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 3 роки тому +36

      They're retired after all hahaha

    • @AetherArson
      @AetherArson 3 роки тому +99

      why do i feel like when they have this meet-up hangout event that's special to all 7 of them only in it, It's just a grandparents/old people meet up like "I haven't seen you in a while --------- since the destruction of k-"

    • @waiitwhaat
      @waiitwhaat 3 роки тому +57

      @@AetherArson Ei: Say that word again and I shall inlay you upon mu fucking statue.

    • @hashtagneko
      @hashtagneko 3 роки тому +7

      @@AetherArson Reminds of a certain meeting in a certain anime

  • @deltaphazon4688
    @deltaphazon4688 3 роки тому +3023

    Zhongli: Why do you hate the Fatui so much?
    Venti: Because one of their harbingers stole my jewellery.
    Ei: Hmm. Describe them.
    Venti: White hair. Uses Ice. Mega Bitch
    Ei: I believe I may have killed someone matching that description recently.
    Venti: But she was my kill!
    Zhongli: I'm starting to understand with the Tsarista doesn't hang out with us anymore.

    • @xaocsadge
      @xaocsadge 3 роки тому +243

      Mega bitch- AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

    • @user-ho3uu4sn4p
      @user-ho3uu4sn4p 3 роки тому +311

      Lmao jewelry… the mental image of signora pulling up on venti and straight up mugging him has me dying

    • @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879
      @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 3 роки тому +33

      why do you the Fatui 😳😳

    • @frostythewolf8290
      @frostythewolf8290 3 роки тому +87

      Also venti : and also not to mention , she humiliates me as well as kick me in the gut!! " As he slowly throwback to memory , and slowly crying , start chugging wine"

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 3 роки тому +100

      Funny but kinda out of character. Venti doesn't seem to care much about his gnosis(i mean tbf he was kind of forced/pressured into the position of archon and doesn't seem to be the biggest fan of celestia).

  • @vnasos12
    @vnasos12 3 роки тому +45

    Venti: I can sit on my statue!
    Baal: Really?! I can't sit on mine!
    Zhongli: *wait, you guys have statues...?*

  • @tenyohaia
    @tenyohaia 3 роки тому +27

    LMAO " He dodged the question " 🤣 ! This was fun. Poor Zhongli without the statue, well i think its in the mora house isn't it 😂

  • @thebokchoy6854
    @thebokchoy6854 3 роки тому +6777

    Imagine how weird it would be for the averave citizen you see some funeral consultant and bard casually hanging out with a literal god

    • @darkky65
      @darkky65 3 роки тому +843

      Not really, both Zhong Li and Venti made names for themselves as their alter ego.
      Venti is a famous bard and Zhong Li asides from being a funeral consultant is also famous for being an expert in a lot of different things (History/Geology and an expert in appraisal)
      them having an audience with a ruler of a nation wouldn't be too much of a surprise.

    • @MARUSHI-YT
      @MARUSHI-YT 3 роки тому +651

      @@darkky65
      i don't think raiden will need zhongli's assistance because she was kind enough to take care of signora's cremation herself

    • @outrider8569
      @outrider8569 3 роки тому +198

      Some people know what the shogun looks like but not everyone judging by her "hello" voiceline mentions not letting commoners know her exalted status. So she could get away with it especially out of inazuma. Also some samurai didn't notice ayaka who almost everyone knows so it's not too far fetched

    • @neri1220
      @neri1220 3 роки тому +82

      @@MARUSHI-YT Hu Tao didn't approve what Raiden Shogun did to Signora.

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 3 роки тому +37

      @@neri1220 Wasn’t Hu Tao the one who said cremation is easier?

  • @redxd7108
    @redxd7108 3 роки тому +1753

    Sumeru's Archon:Mora?What it is?In Sumeru we exchange knowledge for food and other stuffs
    Traveller:Another one🤦‍♂️
    Paimon:Well at least we can say He's Rich in his own Nation😅

    • @edwardsong5199
      @edwardsong5199 3 роки тому +277

      Ah in Sumeru we solve maths problem to pay for our food. If can't do maths you starve!

    • @neonex6590
      @neonex6590 3 роки тому +22

      i litterly wass thinkin about this XD

    • @LongDeadArtist
      @LongDeadArtist 3 роки тому +17

      But it says it's worldwide and everyone knows it soooo

    • @TheTerrorOfDeath71
      @TheTerrorOfDeath71 3 роки тому +100

      Omg i just remember Yae literally say knowledge is a treated as resource in Sumeru, can’t wait for of “no-mora-gods” team after Sumeru release meme 🤣

    • @saffatalamsiam740
      @saffatalamsiam740 3 роки тому +17

      Mhmm sumeru archon is a female

  • @Cookiechip3
    @Cookiechip3 3 роки тому +2458

    Reactons you get, when you ask archons about mora:
    Venti: "Ehe! Let me play you another tune!"
    Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory"
    Ei: "Mora? I just say what I want and they get it for me; isn't that normal?"
    Dendro archon: "You know, the word Mora is a reference from Morax, the geo archon, in which is... (bla bla bla)
    Murata: "...didn't you guys wanted to know what happened in kaenriah?"
    Hydro archon: "I wanted the same amount of mora for every archon, since this is the only fair way we can be treated equally. People shouldn't adore us for having mora."
    Tsaritsa: "Lol, Fatui go brrrrrr"

    • @theflamelord58
      @theflamelord58 3 роки тому +9

      ??? I mean it is funny but , what the ....

    • @blackitten81
      @blackitten81 3 роки тому +89

      Murata will probably beat up some random dude for mora, or challenge the shopkeeper to a duel so she doesn't have to pay.

    • @modesty-chan6349
      @modesty-chan6349 3 роки тому +8

      That accurate as fuck!

    • @FranckyDGio
      @FranckyDGio 3 роки тому +6

      How do you know them thzt well ? XD

    • @kaorifujimiya1358
      @kaorifujimiya1358 3 роки тому +31

      Tsaritsa also remembers one of her harbingers owns a bank (and a toy making company ig)

  • @anomienormie8126
    @anomienormie8126 3 роки тому +26

    I didn’t realise Venti flies That high. I love him sm, he’s a must have in travels.

    • @Project32HMT32
      @Project32HMT32 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr. Also, if you have Venti and Zhongli you can go even higher. You first use Zhongli's E skill, climb it and then use Venti's skill :D

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 3 роки тому +4

      @@Project32HMT32 I have Albedo, so I use him lol. Geo elevator + anemo elevator.

  • @meowstar2929
    @meowstar2929 3 роки тому +18

    I laughed so hard when Raiden shogun said: "Mora...is that some kind of dessert?"🤣

  • @j4leenz
    @j4leenz 3 роки тому +341

    I mean Raiden isn’t broke- chronologically she’s rich. She can ask someone just to give her money. She just doesn’t need mora because of how well she lives.

    • @meidyot1672
      @meidyot1672 3 роки тому +39

      At least Venti can earn money via concert if he tone down his alcoholism and zhongli currently works at a Wangshun Funerary so they are not totally broke

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 3 роки тому +29

      Only in her nation, you think she gets them for free when she ask someone outside of her nation?

    • @j4leenz
      @j4leenz 3 роки тому +3

      @@meidyot1672 mhm

    • @j4leenz
      @j4leenz 3 роки тому +5

      @@andytorres6052 true but as stubborn as she can be she can send mora through nations

    • @kraykee
      @kraykee 3 роки тому +13

      @@andytorres6052 I mean she can ask for mora before going to other nations

  • @soraakahymn9443
    @soraakahymn9443 3 роки тому +284

    Zhong Li: Forgets to bring Mora and Childe
    Ei: Clueless boomer
    Venti: **TO BROKE TO HAVE MORA**

  • @reimiadesal
    @reimiadesal 2 роки тому +9

    1:03 epik parkour moment

  • @Parvapinna
    @Parvapinna 3 роки тому +10

    So nobody's going to talk about how Venti was playing the first few notes of Ibu Kita Kartini?

  • @mad_max21
    @mad_max21 3 роки тому +70

    Archons being massive dorks will be a ongoing running joke.

  • @vithawmte1439
    @vithawmte1439 3 роки тому +313

    I'm tearing up a little seeing them just relax and hanging out together :')

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 3 роки тому +11

      Lsst time it happened it was 500 years ago

  • @kaisenpai6551
    @kaisenpai6551 3 роки тому +86

    Tbh, I think Venti is the only Archon who could actually earn mora or apples idk what people give him

  • @kanadeyoisakiren2525
    @kanadeyoisakiren2525 2 роки тому +3

    Venti: don't worry I'll pay!
    *("THERE WAS ONCE A SOLDER WHO CARRIED A MIGHTY SWORD! OH LAE LAI OH LORD")*

  • @yxxro1748
    @yxxro1748 3 роки тому +84

    Ei: isn’t the wings with vision on my statue cute moraxx?
    Venti:But don’t I also have tha-

  • @OneEyed8135
    @OneEyed8135 3 роки тому +119

    Venti: CC and debuff
    Morax: Shield and meteor spam
    Baal: Infinite Energy and Electro Albedo

    • @reizshfelonia6471
      @reizshfelonia6471 3 роки тому +17

      Also Raiden:
      Support by killling enemies for your DPS.

    • @dionysiusramanandyka6681
      @dionysiusramanandyka6681 3 роки тому +3

      @@reizshfelonia6471 Sadly she doesn't have 3 weapons, an earth shattering orb ult, and is not a precious birb XD

  • @Obe_ron
    @Obe_ron 3 роки тому +7

    That ost, minute 1:30 sonic unleashed, come on, that's gold

  • @veracious6123
    @veracious6123 3 роки тому +116

    Venti: played Ibu Kita Kartini to let them get drinks for free

    • @ThoseFerrets
      @ThoseFerrets 3 роки тому +2

      unrelated but your profile picture will haunt me

    • @salsheehee8609
      @salsheehee8609 3 роки тому +10

      RIGHT i was like "have i heard this song before..?" turns out it was ibu kita kartini 😔

    • @teyytey
      @teyytey 3 роки тому +1

      stan men who respects women

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 3 роки тому

      @@ThoseFerrets The tune Venti played sounds like the tune one will play when singing "Ibu Kita Kartini."

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 3 роки тому

      @@ThoseFerrets ffs you made me look, now we suffer together

  • @shizutanako5553
    @shizutanako5553 3 роки тому +68

    Imagine Zhongli, geo archon of earth, rock stones minerals (you name it), don't have his own stone statue
    *KEKW*

  • @demongirl1019
    @demongirl1019 2 роки тому +7

    0:05
    Honestly thought Ei would say, "Can't you literally MAKE mora?? How are you broke???"

    • @Mat_Reko
      @Mat_Reko Рік тому

      Lol I didn't think about that 🤣

  • @z.eon.
    @z.eon. Рік тому +2

    Lmao Zhongli doing that to Ei's statue was pretty funny idk why

  • @Pikachu-Yumekichi
    @Pikachu-Yumekichi 3 роки тому +14

    0:58 Venti went from "ehe" to "hee hee" for a second there

  • @MasDante13
    @MasDante13 3 роки тому +37

    Drinks are free when you play "Ibu Kita Kartini" on the countertop

  • @saltdeposit3324
    @saltdeposit3324 2 роки тому +7

    1:58 got me so offguard when venti made the dive animation i just died

  • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
    @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 2 роки тому +2

    Cut to Diluc having balls big enough to chase three gods out of his bar with a broom.

  • @AyundaRyouFuruya
    @AyundaRyouFuruya 3 роки тому +19

    1:14 Ei after doing this: "WAAAAHHHHH!!! Sara, my kimono teared!! WUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @Drawerfreak
    @Drawerfreak 3 роки тому +161

    Zhongli and Venti: Yo, is this your bathwater? Can we swim in there?
    *proceeds to jump in*
    Ei: *Foolish question*

  • @froeloe
    @froeloe 2 роки тому +5

    Raiden is equipped with the Deathmatch polearm because of the constant buff arrow effects pointing upward.

  • @cerebli
    @cerebli 3 роки тому +6

    i could see zhong li and ei being venti's parents ngl

  • @hayami255
    @hayami255 3 роки тому +11

    Zhongli: did you guys bring mora
    Raiden: no, I get what I want
    Venti: more...
    Diluc: *"TIME FOR RETRIBUTION"*

  • @athy_04
    @athy_04 3 роки тому +50

    Morax and Barbatos: **swimming on Baal's bath**
    Baal: Pathetic
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @pedroguiyab2337
    @pedroguiyab2337 3 роки тому +3

    When Zhong Li put a "pillar" on Ei's statue in the right place lol

  • @justacatwithasadface2692
    @justacatwithasadface2692 2 роки тому +5

    Venti: "Let me talk to the owner"
    And then he struck a deal to just play Kartini on harp...for some reason

  • @scarawon7414
    @scarawon7414 3 роки тому +10

    the way venti plays "ibu kita kartini" 😩❤️

  • @JohnnyKaka69420
    @JohnnyKaka69420 Рік тому +3

    1:39 morax:- *OSMANTHUS WINE*

  • @boggieboat5298
    @boggieboat5298 2 роки тому +2

    Raiden just hanging out with a bird while Xhongli and Venti slowly die in the water 😭

  • @liv3vil-Kei
    @liv3vil-Kei 3 роки тому +12

    Actually Baal has money.
    Her treasure chest line is: take it, I don't need it

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su 3 роки тому +8

    I love how motivated Ei is the entire time 😂

  • @river363
    @river363 2 роки тому +1

    "Aren't you like broke?" Wise words for a man WHO KEEPS FORGETTING HIS MORA-

  • @abigail40
    @abigail40 3 роки тому +25

    The only thing I have in common with the archons: *being broke*

  • @gyannunez
    @gyannunez 3 роки тому +6

    “Don’t swim in strange rivers.”

  • @suffering9481
    @suffering9481 3 роки тому +5

    It would actually be so cute to see them in the world just exploring together with the traveler

  • @BlueroseVA
    @BlueroseVA Рік тому +2

    2:09
    Ei: Out here living my best life
    Traveler: EI, BARBADOS AND MORAX ARE DROWNING!!
    Ei: not my problem

  • @GamePlayShare
    @GamePlayShare Рік тому +1

    Archons: - We have no mora.
    Traveler who have opened every single chest in Teyvat: - Let me fetch my mora cargo ship.

  • @donnyboi7033
    @donnyboi7033 3 роки тому +6

    Zhongli: "Ay yes Mora... the bard can cover it."
    Venti: "Wha... eh, do you take the song of a travelling bard as payment?"
    Baal: "You're saying this bartender won't just give me the drink without paying?"

  • @TiTan-gr3pv
    @TiTan-gr3pv 2 роки тому +3

    Venti : omg look it's cute the statue has wings!
    Zhongli : *goes near statue's crouch and gives it a big some"thing"*

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 2 роки тому +3

    Now that I think about it, Morax (Zhongli) doesn’t have a big statue of himself at all, save for the one on his Archon statue which is way smaller than Barbados and Ei’s. Also I can see Ei asking if her statue is cute with the wings, especially with all the Visions nailed on. And The tone deaf bard trying to shoot at the statue with his bow made it all perfect near the end, he must have been very drunk in that moment.

  • @Kinessmata-Akkadian
    @Kinessmata-Akkadian 3 роки тому +2

    In a comedic way, I find this genuinely wholesome.

  • @exoticdachoo007
    @exoticdachoo007 2 роки тому +2

    I can fully see a quest where Zhongli and Ei meet and have a civilized discussion while Venti tries to annoy both of them

  • @coolgamerjupiter1633
    @coolgamerjupiter1633 3 роки тому +4

    cant wait till this gets updated with THE WHOLE SQUAD of archons

  • @sumireee978
    @sumireee978 2 роки тому +4

    1:25 Poor Zhongli XD

  • @Clv_nts.
    @Clv_nts. 3 роки тому +12

    BRO I NEED VENTIII
    IT LOOKS SO MUCH EASIER- 0:49

  • @pianotm
    @pianotm Рік тому +1

    Zhongli at Raiden Shogun's statue has me rollin'!

  • @NhanNguyen-ru2ji
    @NhanNguyen-ru2ji 3 роки тому +5

    I can't wait for Archon Squad

  • @marclenraymagdaraog691
    @marclenraymagdaraog691 3 роки тому +8

    Baal having a buff is a flex move.

  • @introvert_6119
    @introvert_6119 2 роки тому +1

    Venti always speaks to the owner always

  • @Kokouzerz
    @Kokouzerz 2 роки тому +2

    venti:*plays a tune*
    hold up is the song- ibu kita- kartini

  • @inevitable2937
    @inevitable2937 2 роки тому +1

    Damn I'd like to see them 3 acting like best friends together in a show or something

  • @nickk2149
    @nickk2149 2 роки тому

    "It reeks of WINE, That Bard has just been here hasnt he? Hes a DISGRACE of the arts"
    -Zhongli when he came to Mondstat probably

  • @Kyruu28
    @Kyruu28 3 роки тому +3

    The fact that Venti plays "Ibu Kita Kartini" with his lyre makes me happy as an Indonesian

  • @HawaiianPizzaEnjoyer
    @HawaiianPizzaEnjoyer 3 роки тому +19

    Imagine in windtrace rerun, Ei is the hunter, and zhongli venti and aether are the rebels
    Ei will get a revenge for vandalizing her statue.
    Or she will let them win because someone (probably aether) bribed her with sweets.

  • @miyan4velicz
    @miyan4velicz 3 роки тому +1

    perfect grammar when it comes to "dont worry let me spoke to the owner"

  • @veritasflare
    @veritasflare 2 роки тому +1

    Venti playing "Ibu Kita Kartini" is suit for him lmao

  • @j3sterzz
    @j3sterzz 3 роки тому +6

    Qiqi doesn’t know zhongli is an archon

  • @ZzVinniezZ
    @ZzVinniezZ 3 роки тому +5

    Zhongli: i will ask Childe
    Baal: i will ask Sara
    Venti: ehe~
    also...no one gonna say that Archon should have their special sprinting like Mona or Ayaka?

  • @TalentlessMonax24
    @TalentlessMonax24 2 роки тому +1

    According to their stories, this is accurate af. Morax full of knowledge with no mora. Venti only have enough wage for being a bard, Ei can't even buy a dango milk.

  • @mintchocchip5448
    @mintchocchip5448 3 роки тому +1

    Raiden : Venti, she’s dead now.
    Venti: Who is?
    Raiden: Signora

  • @VAMiyoyu
    @VAMiyoyu 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao they're probably ganna bully the dendro archon for having no one having their element

  • @jesontjowari9723
    @jesontjowari9723 3 роки тому +1

    The Archons:
    Venti: *Drunkard*
    Zhongli: *Sugar Baby*
    Baal: *Hikikomori*

  • @ray.aznable
    @ray.aznable 3 роки тому +5

    0:28 venti play indonesia song
    "BUMI KITA PERTIWI, BUMI SEJATI..."

    • @virlywijayabun823
      @virlywijayabun823 3 роки тому

      Ibu kita Kartini bro

    • @ray.aznable
      @ray.aznable 3 роки тому

      @@virlywijayabun823
      oh iya, aduh malu saya...

    • @virlywijayabun823
      @virlywijayabun823 3 роки тому

      @@ray.aznable efek kelamaan gk sekolah ya?🗿

    • @ray.aznable
      @ray.aznable 3 роки тому

      @@virlywijayabun823
      iya pak, saya dah tua pak.

  • @salvettee
    @salvettee 3 роки тому +5

    I was doing Baal’s hangout event (it’s amazing you have to do it)
    And we were walking around the marketplace and she said “I have no mora” and I started laughing so hard (but she has an excuse she was in the Plane of Euthymia for like 300 years)

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 роки тому

      She was there since the kheanri'ah incident

  • @audreykurnady1069
    @audreykurnady1069 2 роки тому +2

    LMAO THE SONG THAT VENTI PLAYED IS LIKE IBU KITA KARTINI'S FIRST LINE HAHAHAH

    • @Amaz00ka
      @Amaz00ka 2 роки тому

      I JUST REALIZED LMAOO

  • @cocytus7929
    @cocytus7929 2 роки тому +1

    Ei: I think we should bring the Traveller with us next time -for financial purposes- ......
    Zhongli and Venti: agreed.

  • @roreinu2239
    @roreinu2239 3 роки тому +11

    I don’t care what anyone says.. this is canon to me now

  • @gilbertsm2684
    @gilbertsm2684 3 роки тому +14

    0:29 Ibu kita Kartini :'v

  • @johnoliverbronola
    @johnoliverbronola 2 роки тому +3

    Love to See This Three Archons Together ❤

  • @presofcamelot
    @presofcamelot 3 роки тому +2

    Players in the future:
    "Ha Ha, even unkown-god is poor"

  • @amonthegreatentertainer5870
    @amonthegreatentertainer5870 3 роки тому +1

    Besides the great content you showed me a sweet sliding spot to hangout at when my Raresin is out again.

  • @dynallanaila6729
    @dynallanaila6729 3 роки тому +2

    Venti : start playing his lyre*
    Me : Ibu kita kartini....
    what?

  • @adam.n-steve
    @adam.n-steve 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Zhongli does have a statue of himself but it's in the golden house.

  • @johnwickinyt3017
    @johnwickinyt3017 3 роки тому +8

    3 hours ago today, 3 broke archons(a baal, one venti and a zhongli main) came to my world to ask about fishing(tho venti exited fast) i was fighting the perpetual array and got fked because of it

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 3 роки тому +1

      Why not ask them to fight it for you? It"ll be such a sight too

    • @johnwickinyt3017
      @johnwickinyt3017 3 роки тому

      @@Haru-rs2su i didn't want into get them in my trouble, i would've delt with it if venti didn't come and replaced my noelle whoes shield i was using i got killed and the hp reset