When the Archons Decide to Hangout Together....

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  • @insectslayer1374
    @insectslayer1374 2 роки тому +9755

    About the Archons:
    Mondstadt: "we have an archon?"
    Inazuma: "she had a sister?"
    Liyue: "it's so sad that Rex Lapis died of ligma"

    • @Sigmatica
      @Sigmatica 2 роки тому +635

      What is ligma?

    • @puannurrizqia8291
      @puannurrizqia8291 2 роки тому +868

      @@Sigmatica ligma b-

    • @ileavi9049
      @ileavi9049 2 роки тому +465

      @@puannurrizqia8291 BALLS

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 2 роки тому +384

      who the hell is Rex Lapis?!

    • @yukiii5901
      @yukiii5901 2 роки тому +187

      @@crusty_ The Geo Archon

  • @thebokchoy6854
    @thebokchoy6854 2 роки тому +6630

    Imagine how weird it would be for the averave citizen you see some funeral consultant and bard casually hanging out with a literal god

    • @darkky65
      @darkky65 2 роки тому +819

      Not really, both Zhong Li and Venti made names for themselves as their alter ego.
      Venti is a famous bard and Zhong Li asides from being a funeral consultant is also famous for being an expert in a lot of different things (History/Geology and an expert in appraisal)
      them having an audience with a ruler of a nation wouldn't be too much of a surprise.

    • @MARUSHI-YT
      @MARUSHI-YT 2 роки тому +644

      @@darkky65
      i don't think raiden will need zhongli's assistance because she was kind enough to take care of signora's cremation herself

    • @outrider8569
      @outrider8569 2 роки тому +195

      Some people know what the shogun looks like but not everyone judging by her "hello" voiceline mentions not letting commoners know her exalted status. So she could get away with it especially out of inazuma. Also some samurai didn't notice ayaka who almost everyone knows so it's not too far fetched

    • @neri1220
      @neri1220 2 роки тому +81

      @@MARUSHI-YT Hu Tao didn't approve what Raiden Shogun did to Signora.

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 2 роки тому +36

      @@neri1220 Wasn’t Hu Tao the one who said cremation is easier?

  • @Darren-ef9iq
    @Darren-ef9iq 2 роки тому +3511

    Venti: I have a pet dragon
    Zhongli: I also have a pet dragon
    Raiden: *I have a puppet of me*

    • @neri1220
      @neri1220 2 роки тому +343

      Raiden has a fox

    • @KingDetonation
      @KingDetonation 2 роки тому +176

      @@neri1220 And with that, she instantly wins

    • @mdraj5655
      @mdraj5655 2 роки тому +77

      @Firestorm895 more like he has 2 wallets hu tao and childe

    • @ashthedarkdragon216
      @ashthedarkdragon216 2 роки тому +33

      Wait no Zhongli is the dragon lol

    • @Iskkskskwklskllalpwpw
      @Iskkskskwklskllalpwpw 2 роки тому +41

      Ei: I have a disowned son, a fox, a puppet, multiple statues of me, wings, and 50 other hands.

  • @omishusui
    @omishusui 2 роки тому +3407

    Zhongli: "You know how many Gods I killed?"
    Baal: "Uh.."
    Venti: "Oh Sht"

    • @wesker9267
      @wesker9267 2 роки тому +488

      also Zhongli: "all my friends are dead"
      Baal and Venti: "LET'S FUCKING GO!"

    • @gabrielaarons6102
      @gabrielaarons6102 2 роки тому +256

      @@wesker9267 Mountain Shaper, Moon Carver, Cloud Retainer, Xiao, Madame Ping, and Ganyu: "Are we a joke to you??"

    • @Sky-AMC
      @Sky-AMC 2 роки тому +65

      @@gabrielaarons6102 they are all servents and these archons are so entitled to themselves in a weird way just like the kid who only talks to selective people

    • @gabrielaarons6102
      @gabrielaarons6102 2 роки тому +103

      @@Sky-AMC The Adepti don't serve Zhongli. They are his friends.

    • @Sky-AMC
      @Sky-AMC 2 роки тому +32

      @@gabrielaarons6102 huh??they clearly serve the archon under a contract. The yakshas seek violence in the name of order for morax. His voiceline abt ganyu says it all

  • @ethanos1853
    @ethanos1853 2 роки тому +20547

    Zhongli: I’ll asked the fatui.
    Venti: *Remebers what signora did to him* Uh
    Raiden: *Remebers what she did to signora* Uh.

    • @jamesnishimura5623
      @jamesnishimura5623 2 роки тому +2161

      Spoilers:
      You mean what her puppet did to Signora

    • @OrRaino
      @OrRaino 2 роки тому +859

      @@jamesnishimura5623 yeah more like puppet, she wasn't in control of the body

    • @Start-up56
      @Start-up56 2 роки тому +332

      It’s *I’ve asked the fatui* for you to correct it

    • @umaruChip
      @umaruChip 2 роки тому +222

      @@jamesnishimura5623 thanks for putting spoiler warning, sadly i have already been spoiled and it has been rubbed on my face

    • @Hunart
      @Hunart 2 роки тому +86

      @@umaruChip same, who are those who Share the same memories

  • @nikkibuenaventura45
    @nikkibuenaventura45 2 роки тому +11595

    Venti: i can sit on my statue ehe
    Ei: jokes on you i cant even sit on mine.
    Zhongli: wait you guys have statues?

    • @chickendoodle9352
      @chickendoodle9352 2 роки тому +1277

      Also Zhongli : *proceed to make big PP on statue.

    • @jordancherepanov8557
      @jordancherepanov8557 2 роки тому +695

      I'm still surprised they didn't add a statue of his Exuvia from as a memorial for Morax in Liyue

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 2 роки тому +269

      @@jordancherepanov8557 probably Keqing was against it

    • @gettokyoko
      @gettokyoko 2 роки тому +223

      @@GM.Nobody little do they know keqing now simps for zhongli

    • @jordancherepanov8557
      @jordancherepanov8557 2 роки тому +162

      @@GM.Nobody Maybe they against cause it would bring up Morax's death (Maybe it the taboo of death in china, but I don't think that the case though) but it is werid that Morax doesn't have anything in Liyue that shows him in any form especially when He is such a important to their history and people

  • @pradityoabimanyu1308
    @pradityoabimanyu1308 2 роки тому +641

    When archon wanna pay the bill:
    Zhongli: "call childe and fatui gang"
    EI: "Call Sara and tneryou commision"
    Venti: "y'all have a walking wallet?, Fck this sh*t imma out"

    • @AKY7119
      @AKY7119 2 роки тому +54

      Then venti somehow calls traveller....

    • @doomslayer5330
      @doomslayer5330 2 роки тому +21

      Venti: y'all only have a walking wallet? I have the traveller and he's rich (we have millions of Mora in the main story, almost 20 million)

    • @coffeelatte8616
      @coffeelatte8616 2 роки тому +10

      Venti :" let me perform for a week, hehe!"

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 2 роки тому +10

      Venti: aight where the fuck is traveler when you need 'em

    • @devsharma3725
      @devsharma3725 Рік тому +2

      Venti: why isn't anyone answering.

  • @eshonorxv._
    @eshonorxv._ 2 роки тому +17

    The Three Archons: *Broke*
    The Traveler and Childe: *The Wallets*

  • @neonex6590
    @neonex6590 2 роки тому +12729

    zhongli: arent you like, broke?
    venti: says zhongli

    • @Oscarus4250
      @Oscarus4250 2 роки тому +730

      "Morax... You're the last Archon to say words like that"

    • @nothingnew8292
      @nothingnew8292 2 роки тому +238

      Zhnogli aint broke he just forgets to carry it.

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 2 роки тому +281

      It's entirely possible that Venti has more money on hand than Zhongli does lol.
      Zhongli might get a bigger, more consistent salary but he spends it all immediately and only gets it every once in a while, so...

    • @dilucragnvindr5368
      @dilucragnvindr5368 2 роки тому +203

      @@nothingnew8292 +1 He forgot to bring chil- I meant his wallet

    • @wally9997
      @wally9997 2 роки тому +57

      @@ES21007 isn’t Venti the same thing minus the consistent salary?

  • @dilucragnvindr5368
    @dilucragnvindr5368 2 роки тому +4279

    Venti: can we swim?
    zhongli: let's try!
    Baal: Fools

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 2 роки тому +219

      Ei: * nervous noises * "please don't drown!"

    • @Sleepysoul69
      @Sleepysoul69 2 роки тому +108

      Ei: Foolishness, fellow archons

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 2 роки тому +120

      @@Sleepysoul69 that doesn't sound like Ei... maybe you confused her with Raiden Shogun

    • @dilucragnvindr5368
      @dilucragnvindr5368 2 роки тому +46

      @@crusty_ yeah the raiden shogun aka baal is like a badass character and ei is the one which appears in genshin memes

    • @alya6559
      @alya6559 2 роки тому +44

      @@dilucragnvindr5368 nope, baal is different with raiden shogun (puppet). Baal (Makoto) is Original Archon before Beelzebul (Ei),she is her twin and she already die

  • @iqbalfebri4082
    @iqbalfebri4082 2 роки тому +372

    Zhongli and Baal be like: "we have no mora"
    Venti: "let me handle this"
    *Proceed to play Ibu Kita Kartini intro with harp

    • @putribarens6336
      @putribarens6336 2 роки тому +14

      so I'm not the only one who think so 😭
      Hello, fellow indonesian 🤗

    • @iqbalfebri4082
      @iqbalfebri4082 2 роки тому +7

      @@putribarens6336 Well hello folks! I dunno why but the tune is there haha 😂

    • @putribarens6336
      @putribarens6336 2 роки тому +6

      @@iqbalfebri4082 right? I even thought he would play a full song lol

    • @iqbalfebri4082
      @iqbalfebri4082 2 роки тому +3

      @@putribarens6336 if only haha

    • @tokiia_
      @tokiia_ 2 роки тому +6

      SEE I KNOW I RECOGNIZED THAT MELODY LMAO

  • @firekingatlas1519
    @firekingatlas1519 2 роки тому +15

    Zhongli (to Venti): Aren't you like broke?
    You're all broke

  • @kirakelvinart2169
    @kirakelvinart2169 2 роки тому +6190

    3 archon: goes broke
    Traveler's wallet: here we go again...

    • @hachmikabira
      @hachmikabira 2 роки тому +508

      Childe's wallet:My time has come

    • @sheepbow909
      @sheepbow909 2 роки тому +266

      Ei's commissions: *im the wallet*

    • @morax5015
      @morax5015 2 роки тому +153

      l ei literally pays half of the cost when making our weapons.. she is our sugar mama

    • @zaisxu
      @zaisxu 2 роки тому +8

      @Genshin Impаct 🅥 What?

    • @yulyaa890
      @yulyaa890 2 роки тому +12

      I have like 9 mora on my main and 389k on my alt (main is ar 39 and alt is 26 lolol

  • @jamesnishimura5623
    @jamesnishimura5623 2 роки тому +6915

    Archons when you ask them to pay:
    Venti: Where is my lyre?
    Zhongli: Where is Childe?
    Baal: Where are my servants?
    Kusanali: Where are my notes?
    Hydro Archon: Where is my Tribunal?
    Murata: Where are my guards?
    Tsaritsa: Where are my Fatui?

    • @kaijufl
      @kaijufl 2 роки тому +514

      Just correcting you about the Shogun. Her name is actually Ei/Beelzebul, Baal was her sister

    • @jesroe5842
      @jesroe5842 2 роки тому +178

      @@kaijufl just FYI beelzebul is another name for Satan

    • @maryamkhan2712
      @maryamkhan2712 2 роки тому +69

      @UC4Rh3TU8YE33uDms_4gZuxA fuck u could have put a spoiler warning

    • @Crivierza
      @Crivierza 2 роки тому +335

      @@maryamkhan2712 And this is the reason why I still call the Electro Archon Raiden for people who haven't finished the quest yet because it's been like what, just 3 days? Not everyone speedruns.

    • @kaijufl
      @kaijufl 2 роки тому +104

      @@maryamkhan2712 Is not really a spoiler since the story changed. Zhongli told us about Baal but after some updates what he says changed. I'm not sure of what he said but he no longer says that Baal is the Archon

  • @vnasos12
    @vnasos12 2 роки тому +38

    Venti: I can sit on my statue!
    Baal: Really?! I can't sit on mine!
    Zhongli: *wait, you guys have statues...?*

  • @LeaksHater
    @LeaksHater 2 роки тому +33

    Venti just running around in 0:41 just feels so in-character for him hahahaha

  • @user-dd7gz9vj7t
    @user-dd7gz9vj7t 2 роки тому +2192

    Zhongli: yoo Ei, is this ur bath water?
    Venti: can we swim there?
    Baal: ...
    *Zhongli & Venti proceed to swim*
    Baal: the eternity of mondstadt and liyue is mine now

    • @animeminians7451
      @animeminians7451 2 роки тому +12

      Bro fire pfp we matching on my other account

    • @intothewoodstec
      @intothewoodstec 2 роки тому +9

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @donatelling
      @donatelling 2 роки тому +27

      Ei: ........no, it's worse than that

    • @Blob_Aether
      @Blob_Aether 2 роки тому +30

      Zhongli not even 1 min later: *drowns in said bath water*

    • @ahmed8743ify
      @ahmed8743ify 2 роки тому

      Bunch of simps not gonna lie

  • @deltaphazon4688
    @deltaphazon4688 2 роки тому +3020

    Zhongli: Why do you hate the Fatui so much?
    Venti: Because one of their harbingers stole my jewellery.
    Ei: Hmm. Describe them.
    Venti: White hair. Uses Ice. Mega Bitch
    Ei: I believe I may have killed someone matching that description recently.
    Venti: But she was my kill!
    Zhongli: I'm starting to understand with the Tsarista doesn't hang out with us anymore.

    • @xaocsadge
      @xaocsadge 2 роки тому +243

      Mega bitch- AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

    • @user-ho3uu4sn4p
      @user-ho3uu4sn4p 2 роки тому +311

      Lmao jewelry… the mental image of signora pulling up on venti and straight up mugging him has me dying

    • @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879
      @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 2 роки тому +33

      why do you the Fatui 😳😳

    • @frostythewolf8290
      @frostythewolf8290 2 роки тому +86

      Also venti : and also not to mention , she humiliates me as well as kick me in the gut!! " As he slowly throwback to memory , and slowly crying , start chugging wine"

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 2 роки тому +100

      Funny but kinda out of character. Venti doesn't seem to care much about his gnosis(i mean tbf he was kind of forced/pressured into the position of archon and doesn't seem to be the biggest fan of celestia).

  • @Turbowing.
    @Turbowing. 2 роки тому +6

    Venti : " I have a pet dragon" ehe
    Raiden : " I don't have a dragon "
    Zhongli : " I am the dragon "

  • @tenyohaia
    @tenyohaia 2 роки тому +24

    LMAO " He dodged the question " 🤣 ! This was fun. Poor Zhongli without the statue, well i think its in the mora house isn't it 😂

  • @ikanberapi2189
    @ikanberapi2189 2 роки тому +1377

    Venti: * become barbatos *
    Venti: * goes to church *
    Venti: im Barbatos give me money ples
    Venti: * Proceed to steal church donation money *

    • @altrsbr
      @altrsbr 2 роки тому +136

      we'll
      technically
      it is hhis money
      a bit
      rest goes to some funds if mond has any

    • @christianlopez8538
      @christianlopez8538 2 роки тому +24

      I mean the guy above me has a point

    • @neon4579
      @neon4579 2 роки тому +19

      @@altrsbr tbh yeah its ventis mora lmao bcse they donated more for him

  • @StarryMaeya
    @StarryMaeya 2 роки тому +14891

    Looking forward to the next archon for full team lmao

    • @Nico-xf5cw
      @Nico-xf5cw 2 роки тому +482

      Ei is my first archon 😓 i need to full team toowtf

    • @StarryMaeya
      @StarryMaeya 2 роки тому +94

      @Mellow hehee goodluck on the banners

    • @Nico-xf5cw
      @Nico-xf5cw 2 роки тому +258

      Wait that would kinda work raiden as your main DPS, venti support, zhongli shielder and burst leta hope the dendro archon has some healing priperties

    • @gabrielsobral6682
      @gabrielsobral6682 2 роки тому +108

      Can´t wait to see all the memes and fanart when we get all the archons as well

    • @Accept_Any_Bribe
      @Accept_Any_Bribe 2 роки тому +20

      @@Nico-xf5cw raiden main role is sub dps

  • @anomienormie8126
    @anomienormie8126 2 роки тому +23

    I didn’t realise Venti flies That high. I love him sm, he’s a must have in travels.

    • @Project32HMT32
      @Project32HMT32 2 роки тому +5

      Ikr. Also, if you have Venti and Zhongli you can go even higher. You first use Zhongli's E skill, climb it and then use Venti's skill :D

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 2 роки тому +4

      @@Project32HMT32 I have Albedo, so I use him lol. Geo elevator + anemo elevator.

  • @mackkencie8252
    @mackkencie8252 2 роки тому +11

    2:06: I thought the bird was a deranged hilichurl in the water at first XDDD

  • @A_itsar
    @A_itsar 2 роки тому +1655

    Venti Dosen't need money, the fee for his music is alcohol and food

    • @defaultmania3407
      @defaultmania3407 2 роки тому +42

      He pay diluc with his body. That's why diluc doesn't simp for jean. He is a man with priorities.

    • @ssaadd2845
      @ssaadd2845 2 роки тому +18

      @@defaultmania3407 wow man

    • @artokai4534
      @artokai4534 2 роки тому +26

      @@defaultmania3407 too much ar34

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 2 роки тому +10

      @•Yoimiyaka• You will suffer the wrath of the rocks.

    • @ilikeithere4268
      @ilikeithere4268 2 роки тому +3

      @@defaultmania3407 alright give me the sauce or tags i need it for my science research🤲

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 2 роки тому +1770

    It's rather wholesome to imagine these three being comfortable enough to go on an outing. If only there was a way that somehow, when Genshin Impact reaches its conclusion, we could have all seven Archons gather together, having fun (and not paying for anything)

    • @racool911
      @racool911 2 роки тому +148

      I think all of them are gonna come together. But probably to fight celestia or something instead of hanging out

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 2 роки тому +36

      They're retired after all hahaha

    • @AetherArson
      @AetherArson 2 роки тому +98

      why do i feel like when they have this meet-up hangout event that's special to all 7 of them only in it, It's just a grandparents/old people meet up like "I haven't seen you in a while --------- since the destruction of k-"

    • @waiitwhaat
      @waiitwhaat 2 роки тому +57

      @@AetherArson Ei: Say that word again and I shall inlay you upon mu fucking statue.

    • @hashtagneko
      @hashtagneko 2 роки тому +7

      @@AetherArson Reminds of a certain meeting in a certain anime

  • @meowstar2929
    @meowstar2929 2 роки тому +17

    I laughed so hard when Raiden shogun said: "Mora...is that some kind of dessert?"🤣

  • @riyuugin
    @riyuugin 2 роки тому +13

    Venti and Geodude : "Is this your bath water?"
    Swims*
    Me : "Oh, oh there they goes. Yep what did you expect? Okay we need another Rite of Parting here."

  • @callmeandoru2627
    @callmeandoru2627 2 роки тому +687

    Baal and Venti *laugh at Zhongli cuz he doesn't have a statue*
    Zhongli: *Laughs back at them cuz people put Zhongli's pillar on their statue*

    • @dionysiusramanandyka6681
      @dionysiusramanandyka6681 2 роки тому +65

      Venti be like : damn.... can't you make it bigger ?

    • @ZE.brigitte
      @ZE.brigitte Рік тому +6

      Now we know that only Venti have a statue of himself

  • @Cookiechip3
    @Cookiechip3 2 роки тому +2460

    Reactons you get, when you ask archons about mora:
    Venti: "Ehe! Let me play you another tune!"
    Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory"
    Ei: "Mora? I just say what I want and they get it for me; isn't that normal?"
    Dendro archon: "You know, the word Mora is a reference from Morax, the geo archon, in which is... (bla bla bla)
    Murata: "...didn't you guys wanted to know what happened in kaenriah?"
    Hydro archon: "I wanted the same amount of mora for every archon, since this is the only fair way we can be treated equally. People shouldn't adore us for having mora."
    Tsaritsa: "Lol, Fatui go brrrrrr"

    • @theflamelord58
      @theflamelord58 2 роки тому +9

      ??? I mean it is funny but , what the ....

    • @blackitten81
      @blackitten81 2 роки тому +89

      Murata will probably beat up some random dude for mora, or challenge the shopkeeper to a duel so she doesn't have to pay.

    • @modesty-chan6349
      @modesty-chan6349 2 роки тому +8

      That accurate as fuck!

    • @FranckyDGio
      @FranckyDGio 2 роки тому +6

      How do you know them thzt well ? XD

    • @kaorifujimiya1358
      @kaorifujimiya1358 2 роки тому +32

      Tsaritsa also remembers one of her harbingers owns a bank (and a toy making company ig)

  • @kaisenpai6551
    @kaisenpai6551 2 роки тому +86

    Tbh, I think Venti is the only Archon who could actually earn mora or apples idk what people give him

  • @Bagrieru
    @Bagrieru 2 роки тому +4

    1:45 All we needed was a wild geo Traveler to show up and use charged talent twice

  • @isseiddraig2132
    @isseiddraig2132 2 роки тому +795

    Alternate title: "The Archons in a nutshell and they are broke like a joke."

  • @kaorifujimiya1358
    @kaorifujimiya1358 2 роки тому +473

    Zhongli: i forgot to bring mora
    Venti: i don't have any mora
    Baal: surely i won't need mora

  • @bulldog2000
    @bulldog2000 2 роки тому +16

    1:43 no one literally no one "you get a big pee pee"

  • @Parvapinna
    @Parvapinna 2 роки тому +8

    So nobody's going to talk about how Venti was playing the first few notes of Ibu Kita Kartini?

  • @schwerterwithblanket5106
    @schwerterwithblanket5106 2 роки тому +970

    Everybody gangsta until Venti summon dvalin

    • @Joe-vu5wf
      @Joe-vu5wf 2 роки тому +14

      Ive seen you in the flexin baal video lol

    • @Joe-vu5wf
      @Joe-vu5wf 2 роки тому +5

      By LELYAY

    • @harshanand4719
      @harshanand4719 2 роки тому +84

      What if Zhongli summons Azdaha .. and Baal Revives that serpent she killed

    • @joehanz9217
      @joehanz9217 2 роки тому +81

      @@harshanand4719 Ei with the Yae Miko she's the Nine Tail Fox

    • @jonathanleonardo6591
      @jonathanleonardo6591 2 роки тому +24

      @@harshanand4719 nope, baal is going to create another 'musoujin gorge'

  • @redxd7108
    @redxd7108 2 роки тому +1753

    Sumeru's Archon:Mora?What it is?In Sumeru we exchange knowledge for food and other stuffs
    Traveller:Another one🤦‍♂️
    Paimon:Well at least we can say He's Rich in his own Nation😅

    • @edwardsong5199
      @edwardsong5199 2 роки тому +276

      Ah in Sumeru we solve maths problem to pay for our food. If can't do maths you starve!

    • @neonex6590
      @neonex6590 2 роки тому +22

      i litterly wass thinkin about this XD

    • @LongDeadArtist
      @LongDeadArtist 2 роки тому +17

      But it says it's worldwide and everyone knows it soooo

    • @TheTerrorOfDeath71
      @TheTerrorOfDeath71 2 роки тому +100

      Omg i just remember Yae literally say knowledge is a treated as resource in Sumeru, can’t wait for of “no-mora-gods” team after Sumeru release meme 🤣

    • @saffatalamsiam740
      @saffatalamsiam740 2 роки тому +17

      Mhmm sumeru archon is a female

  • @Obe_ron
    @Obe_ron 2 роки тому +6

    That ost, minute 1:30 sonic unleashed, come on, that's gold

  • @justacatwithasadface2692
    @justacatwithasadface2692 2 роки тому +5

    Venti: "Let me talk to the owner"
    And then he struck a deal to just play Kartini on harp...for some reason

  • @vithawmte1439
    @vithawmte1439 2 роки тому +313

    I'm tearing up a little seeing them just relax and hanging out together :')

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 2 роки тому +11

      Lsst time it happened it was 500 years ago

  • @GranderyModderz
    @GranderyModderz 2 роки тому +423

    Dang cuz,i think Barbara,Keqing and Sara Kujou must be establishing friendship over nations after the 3 of them seeing their Archons hanging out with each other

    • @NihiiYT
      @NihiiYT 2 роки тому +12

      @I care Stop spamming

    • @NihiiYT
      @NihiiYT 2 роки тому +14

      Hmm.. I'd think more Jean instead cause she knows that Venti is Barbatos

    • @GranderyModderz
      @GranderyModderz 2 роки тому +14

      @@NihiiYT well,Venti should be called more like "Barbecue Sauce" or "Barbatoes" instead of "Barbatos" since his personality name is kinda funny to me😂🤣

    • @GranderyModderz
      @GranderyModderz 2 роки тому +7

      @@NihiiYT i'm just saying though and meanwhile Zhongli's roast name for Rex Lapis is "T Rex" or "Tyrannosaurus Rex" known as a term for a dinosaur,then the Raiden Shogun Baal's roast name is "Ball",i'm just saying because this is a mere joke

    • @Maru-dh3ji
      @Maru-dh3ji 2 роки тому +5

      @@GranderyModderz what about barbietoes

  • @Char1403
    @Char1403 2 роки тому +3

    Venti and zhongli: *dying in baal’s bath water*
    Baal: *checking the bird’s vision / checking if the bird has a vision*

  • @saltdeposit3324
    @saltdeposit3324 2 роки тому +6

    1:58 got me so offguard when venti made the dive animation i just died

  • @cake-dw5zr
    @cake-dw5zr 2 роки тому +340

    I mean Raiden isn’t broke- chronologically she’s rich. She can ask someone just to give her money. She just doesn’t need mora because of how well she lives.

    • @meidyot1672
      @meidyot1672 2 роки тому +39

      At least Venti can earn money via concert if he tone down his alcoholism and zhongli currently works at a Wangshun Funerary so they are not totally broke

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 2 роки тому +29

      Only in her nation, you think she gets them for free when she ask someone outside of her nation?

    • @cake-dw5zr
      @cake-dw5zr 2 роки тому +3

      @@meidyot1672 mhm

    • @cake-dw5zr
      @cake-dw5zr 2 роки тому +5

      @@andytorres6052 true but as stubborn as she can be she can send mora through nations

    • @kraykee
      @kraykee 2 роки тому +13

      @@andytorres6052 I mean she can ask for mora before going to other nations

  • @demon-likejudgeoffire4895
    @demon-likejudgeoffire4895 2 роки тому +73

    Damn, i thought ei was gonna say
    "Mora is temporary, I am Eternal!"

  • @mumeisberries7283
    @mumeisberries7283 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like this three is like a trio in a anime venti being the funny one zhongli being calm one
    And Baal as the one being done with their bullsh*t XD

  • @froeloe
    @froeloe 2 роки тому +5

    Raiden is equipped with the Deathmatch polearm because of the constant buff arrow effects pointing upward.

  • @mad_max21
    @mad_max21 2 роки тому +70

    Archons being massive dorks will be a ongoing running joke.

  • @yxxro1748
    @yxxro1748 2 роки тому +84

    Ei: isn’t the wings with vision on my statue cute moraxx?
    Venti:But don’t I also have tha-

  • @cerebli
    @cerebli 2 роки тому +6

    i could see zhong li and ei being venti's parents ngl

  • @pedroguiyab2337
    @pedroguiyab2337 2 роки тому +3

    When Zhong Li put a "pillar" on Ei's statue in the right place lol

  • @soraakahymn9443
    @soraakahymn9443 2 роки тому +286

    Zhong Li: Forgets to bring Mora and Childe
    Ei: Clueless boomer
    Venti: **TO BROKE TO HAVE MORA**

  • @OND30
    @OND30 2 роки тому +318

    *I hope the dendro archon will continue the legacy and be broke and "hate" Venti like them*

    • @schwerterwithblanket5106
      @schwerterwithblanket5106 2 роки тому +142

      Venti: drunk bard
      Zhongli: broke old man
      Ei: Bobba dictator
      Dendro archon: vegan Academy teacher

    • @OND30
      @OND30 2 роки тому +15

      @@schwerterwithblanket5106 *V E G A N*

    • @neonex6590
      @neonex6590 2 роки тому +66

      spoiler of story:
      yae said at the end whe we ask where do we go next, she said sumeru, the nation that uses knowledge as currency (lol) so the god prob doesnt have mora

    • @sanestweekndfan
      @sanestweekndfan 2 роки тому +6

      I see you everywhere I'm so genuinely scared and confused

    • @Joe-vu5wf
      @Joe-vu5wf 2 роки тому +3

      @@schwerterwithblanket5106 found you again

  • @sleepyxcat127
    @sleepyxcat127 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: the reason why zhongli didn’t have a statue is the Chinese belief that statues are made for the dead. If liyue build it for him while he still alive, it will be considered as a damnation.

  • @reimiadesal
    @reimiadesal 2 роки тому +5

    1:03 epik parkour moment

  • @OneEyed8135
    @OneEyed8135 2 роки тому +119

    Venti: CC and debuff
    Morax: Shield and meteor spam
    Baal: Infinite Energy and Electro Albedo

    • @reizshfelonia6471
      @reizshfelonia6471 2 роки тому +17

      Also Raiden:
      Support by killling enemies for your DPS.

    • @dionysiusramanandyka6681
      @dionysiusramanandyka6681 2 роки тому +3

      @@reizshfelonia6471 Sadly she doesn't have 3 weapons, an earth shattering orb ult, and is not a precious birb XD

  • @idostuffs7043
    @idostuffs7043 2 роки тому +200

    Mihoyo should make this idea a real event. LOL!

    • @r.andikakartapradja1171
      @r.andikakartapradja1171 2 роки тому +6

      Maybe.... after minimum 4 arcon appears

    • @PrimeINZ
      @PrimeINZ 2 роки тому

      @@r.andikakartapradja1171 we only need 7 archon,4 is not enough

    • @marianmilla1338
      @marianmilla1338 2 роки тому

      Venti is going to inazuma i wonder if he will meet Ei and Yae and traveler will tell venti about dain

  • @waiitwhaat
    @waiitwhaat 2 роки тому +8

    Funny how Ei can die of the excess electric power on that ravine, that she herself made by slashing the Snake's head.

  • @yumijandro7761
    @yumijandro7761 2 роки тому +2

    I imagined zhongli and raiden saying "yeah this is your nation, you pay"

  • @DuongNguyen-ye8wk
    @DuongNguyen-ye8wk 2 роки тому +317

    When 7 archons decide to hangout together.
    *Khaenri'ah* : I DISLIKE IT

    • @yamihades8608
      @yamihades8608 2 роки тому +41

      No, don't let them hangout together, or else Traveler's wallet is bound to suffer seven-fold.

    • @gnw_AstA
      @gnw_AstA 2 роки тому +18

      Khaenri'ahns need to learn how to not lose, next time. :P

    • @darkky65
      @darkky65 2 роки тому +8

      @@yamihades8608 just bring Childe too

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 2 роки тому +4

      Ok tbf we don't know if the archons had anything to do with the fall of khaenri'ah. It said the gods destroyed khaenri'ah, there were more gods than just the 7 at that time.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 2 роки тому +1

      @@gnw_AstA They killed at least one Archon so far though

  • @mochijuice8074
    @mochijuice8074 2 роки тому +18

    2:17 electro archon is responsible of death of two beloved archons from nearby nations

  • @demongirl1019
    @demongirl1019 2 роки тому +6

    0:05
    Honestly thought Ei would say, "Can't you literally MAKE mora?? How are you broke???"

    • @Mat_Reko
      @Mat_Reko Рік тому

      Lol I didn't think about that 🤣

  • @kanadeyoisakiren2525
    @kanadeyoisakiren2525 2 роки тому +2

    Venti: don't worry I'll pay!
    *("THERE WAS ONCE A SOLDER WHO CARRIED A MIGHTY SWORD! OH LAE LAI OH LORD")*

  • @shizutanako5553
    @shizutanako5553 2 роки тому +68

    Imagine Zhongli, geo archon of earth, rock stones minerals (you name it), don't have his own stone statue
    *KEKW*

  • @veracious6123
    @veracious6123 2 роки тому +115

    Venti: played Ibu Kita Kartini to let them get drinks for free

    • @ThoseFerrets
      @ThoseFerrets 2 роки тому +2

      unrelated but your profile picture will haunt me

    • @salsheehee8609
      @salsheehee8609 2 роки тому +10

      RIGHT i was like "have i heard this song before..?" turns out it was ibu kita kartini 😔

    • @teyytey
      @teyytey 2 роки тому +1

      stan men who respects women

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 2 роки тому

      @@ThoseFerrets The tune Venti played sounds like the tune one will play when singing "Ibu Kita Kartini."

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 2 роки тому

      @@ThoseFerrets ffs you made me look, now we suffer together

  • @kamiouji
    @kamiouji 2 роки тому +15

    I can't wait to see the 7 archons together hanging around.

  • @JohnnyKaka69420
    @JohnnyKaka69420 11 місяців тому +2

    1:39 morax:- *OSMANTHUS WINE*

  • @Pikachu-Yumekichi
    @Pikachu-Yumekichi 2 роки тому +12

    0:58 Venti went from "ehe" to "hee hee" for a second there

  • @caelussss
    @caelussss 2 роки тому +83

    I mean, this is kinda cute. In a way. I mean, the archons.. hanging out, just like how normal humans would, having fun. Someone please draw three of them together smiling genuinely. I know it's not canon and it's near impossible to happen, but please.

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 2 роки тому +11

      I found some arts of them cuddling in twitter, they loved the idea as much as you do.

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su 2 роки тому +8

    I love how motivated Ei is the entire time 😂

  • @lmtha.6742
    @lmtha.6742 2 роки тому +17

    Off-topic, but I’ve noticed that all the wind gliders you get from max reputation has the same color palette as the archons. So when Sumeru comes out, I believe we will get a green wind glider

  • @tenshrimp
    @tenshrimp 2 роки тому +25

    The momment Zhongli step into statue, i already know what will he do

  • @MasDante13
    @MasDante13 2 роки тому +37

    Drinks are free when you play "Ibu Kita Kartini" on the countertop

  • @stoopygigi3003
    @stoopygigi3003 2 роки тому +8

    Baal being the only girl in the group “at least somebody looks like a girl”
    Venti:🤬😡👊

  • @suffering9481
    @suffering9481 2 роки тому +5

    It would actually be so cute to see them in the world just exploring together with the traveler

  • @ampotat9018
    @ampotat9018 2 роки тому +46

    We need some sort of quest that gets added every time you meet a new archon in which you organize a meeting for the current archons so they hang out, I want to see how they'd interact with each other

  • @ORVRUINEDMYLIFE
    @ORVRUINEDMYLIFE 2 роки тому +33

    No one:
    Baal:what is mora,is it some kind of…dessert-?

  • @akutosai9187
    @akutosai9187 2 роки тому +3

    And that’s the story how Baal made her first after-war double kill

  • @TiTan-gr3pv
    @TiTan-gr3pv 2 роки тому +3

    Venti : omg look it's cute the statue has wings!
    Zhongli : *goes near statue's crouch and gives it a big some"thing"*

  • @Drawerfreak
    @Drawerfreak 2 роки тому +161

    Zhongli and Venti: Yo, is this your bathwater? Can we swim in there?
    *proceeds to jump in*
    Ei: *Foolish question*

  • @soraakahymn9443
    @soraakahymn9443 2 роки тому +12

    1:50 Zhong Li uses the Joestar secret technique.

  • @musingsofahomeschooler5332
    @musingsofahomeschooler5332 2 роки тому +1

    If not for “heavenly principles” none of them would ever be seen together

  • @justrie4549
    @justrie4549 2 роки тому +3

    Baal: It's so sad that Signora had to die of ligma...
    Zhongli: Who's Signora?
    Venti: Ligma Baals

  • @athy_04
    @athy_04 2 роки тому +49

    Morax and Barbatos: **swimming on Baal's bath**
    Baal: Pathetic
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @kyousuke8793
    @kyousuke8793 2 роки тому +47

    1:06
    Omg the nostalgia

  • @emanuelecamisa7222
    @emanuelecamisa7222 2 роки тому +1

    0:57 if he fell and died it would have been such a Venti move.
    I would have died laughing as well

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 2 роки тому +3

    Now that I think about it, Morax (Zhongli) doesn’t have a big statue of himself at all, save for the one on his Archon statue which is way smaller than Barbados and Ei’s. Also I can see Ei asking if her statue is cute with the wings, especially with all the Visions nailed on. And The tone deaf bard trying to shoot at the statue with his bow made it all perfect near the end, he must have been very drunk in that moment.

  • @hayami255
    @hayami255 2 роки тому +11

    Zhongli: did you guys bring mora
    Raiden: no, I get what I want
    Venti: more...
    Diluc: *"TIME FOR RETRIBUTION"*

  • @FranckyDGio
    @FranckyDGio 2 роки тому +21

    Everyone : sit
    Raiden: *buff emaneting from her* siting agressively...

  • @Esmeyippie
    @Esmeyippie 2 роки тому +1

    Meanwhile Tsaritsa like:"I've come for your Gnosis,grrr.
    "

  • @Helin.....
    @Helin..... 2 роки тому +2

    It would be cool if archons were together in the bartender event...

  • @naotakakohinata8275
    @naotakakohinata8275 2 роки тому +47

    And when you and your buddies from college meet in a reunion, this is what happens.
    Ps: The thing about mora and raiden chasing zhongli made me laugh.

  • @AyundaRyouFuruya
    @AyundaRyouFuruya 2 роки тому +18

    1:14 Ei after doing this: "WAAAAHHHHH!!! Sara, my kimono teared!! WUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @justsomeone2303
    @justsomeone2303 2 роки тому +8

    How the Archons would respond to the question "Can you pay?"
    Venti: Ehe. How about I play song instead?
    Zhongli: Mora... yes... let me just get someone really quickly... *doots on random phone* Childe. Yes. It's me. Yep.
    Ei: Let me just get one of my Commissioners to settle this.
    Kusanali: Knowledge is more important than money, silly Traveller! Mora does come from the God of Geo, Morax, who 6000 years ago... (tries to distract you until you forget)
    Hydro Archon: Justice will always play its part in the end. (owes everyone, like, 5 mora each. Super low per person, but that's a lot of people)
    Murata: Well, uh, I kinda spent it all on making weapons... ehehehe...? Sorry? (Too distracted fighting and making weapons)
    The Tsaritsa: Well, the Fatui usually handle the finances for me. Besides, what would I need mora for? *pets dog* Yes, you are a good boy. (Spends it on literally anything but the actually important stuff. Except the Fatui and dogs, they're the only ones that truly matter)
    Sustainer: ... What? (bruh, I have no need to explain this)

  • @yoderiate7472
    @yoderiate7472 2 роки тому +10

    I love this it’s just wholesome not even cringe

  • @drawnwriter5543
    @drawnwriter5543 2 роки тому +32

    it would be cool if they extended the player limit that way when all the gods are playable we can have them all hang out

  • @abigail40
    @abigail40 2 роки тому +25

    The only thing I have in common with the archons: *being broke*

  • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
    @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 2 роки тому +2

    Cut to Diluc having balls big enough to chase three gods out of his bar with a broom.

  • @sumireee978
    @sumireee978 2 роки тому +3

    1:25 Poor Zhongli XD