We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
@@joshuaharrell554 Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
Hilarious. Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
And so today I hear the argument that the tollroad highway will be built through undeveloped land promoting unchecked development and degrading the pristine enviornment in the area and to that I say; my son died in a war. - Proof the brevity is not quite the key to comedy.
It isn't to offend, it is a play on the fact that lawmakers will use any excuse, no matter how inappropriate, to try and gain support and push their policies through.
you forgot 4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera 5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him 6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll. I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
No formal list is kept of how many members of Congress have children in Iraq, but it is clear Johnson, a Democrat, is not alone in having a child in uniform. Hunter said two other members of the House Armed Services Committee that he chairs have sons in the military. The San Diego Union-Tribune was able to confirm that at least four more members of Congress also have children in the military. In addition to Duncan Duane Hunter, at least one of them is in Iraq. San Diego Union-Tribune 9/13/2004
I realize it's parody, but it raises a serious question. I thought I'd provide a foundation of truth and that the rest would be obvious. My point was that no member of congress could honestly make such a claim as few, if any, of their children have been in harm's way. It's telling that no formal records are kept as the truth doesn't make for good public relations.
no they totally do this kind of shit... i mean not so blatantly, but politicians always, ALWAYS use the deaths of our soldiers as propaganda. its terrible, and I wish for each and every one of them to return home safely. peace
Stop hatin on politicians. They are a product of their circumstances just like most other people. They have to tend to two aspects in order to be successful: politics and public service. Politics rewards the ruthless who can fake an appearance of virtue, while it punishes the truly virtuous. Public service is conducted on the basis of practicability and compromise between the major political factions. High-minded uncompromising idealists are simply unfit for the job of politician in both aspects
Not many people know that we had weapons inspectors in Iraq before the invasion. They were given a list of 100 most likely sites for WMDs, but only given time to check 50. Before they could check the rest the USA invaded. We weren't interested in finding WMDs. We wanted to invade. 85% of Iraqi's want the USA to leave. 50% of Iraqi's support attacks on Americans. Seems like they don't think we "established a better government," since it cost them half a million civilians to get it done.
Pvt. James Whitle died died for nothing, because Iraq doesnt have any toll booths! Think of all the toll booths we could build with all that money we've spent on war! Bring our troops home now! ... to build more toll booths.
Awesome, bashing the same people who allow you the freedom to spout your ignorant claims without being brutally beaten. Good for you, keep that spirit alive!
We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
You mean Iraf?
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
Using only emotions and feelings to make a case!
Onion couldn't have been more right.
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 lol I was planning to make a joke about Kimmel in the comments but you already got, hehe jimmy Kimmel is an ass
And the Onion made them a Democrat! Couldn't be more spot on!
@@Enel97 as if jimmy kimmel ccouldnt afford health insurance. just use and abuse to get it passed.
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
This speech moved me to tears.
In the soldier's memory, we should construct the toll road and casino. Anyone who opposes sides with terrorists.
"James loved toll road,"he won me over to supporting the Bill when I heard that.
Support our Troops, get that toll booth built. God Bless America.
...and to that I say "My son died in a war..." The Onion is something else :D
Makes total sense. Whenever I think of toll booths or toll roads, I think of dead soldiers.
and Toll Booth Willie!
"i'm so glad hr8768 passed"
"me too son"
lol
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I think he's only using his son's death to help pass that bill for lobbyists sakes...
King Mob well you’ve obviously never had a son die in Iraq fighting for his country if you think that’s the case
His son died in a war
Even after knowing how he keeps that bloodied uniform close to his heart. You heartless bastard
"Fighting for this nations freedom in Iraq " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. Isn't it one of our states?
@@redforest9269 at this point? Pretty much
@@snowgrave2475 american state with highest crime rate
@@KalashVodka175 Iraq's crime rate is lower than New Jersey.
@@joshuaharrell554
Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate
Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
The Private James Whittle Memorial-Algonquin Indian Gaming Casino.
I think we never really understand how much we love toll roads/booths until it's too late and we're dead. :-(
"I'm so happy in this toll booth"
HA!
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
When he said "I carry a piece..." reaching into his suit I was fully expecting him to take our a Beretta 92
The only unrealistic part of this video is the idea that Virginia’s 7th District could’ve had a Democratic representative in 2009.
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
“and to that I say, ‘my son died in a war.’”
"And to that I say 'My son died in a war.'"
Perfect.
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Politicians are so shameless. The best satire is based on truth- this is almost too real.
This is one of the most realistic portrayals of American government. Bravo!
"to that I say: My son died in a war"
LOL
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
In hindsight, they should have known that he never even had a son. But what are they gonna do? They already voted yes on the bill.
Rest In Peace James Whittle
It would just be anti American to not build that toll road at this point
nailed it, these hold a mirror up to society.
Its nice to see I am not alone with my love of toll roads. They are beautiful.
i hate driving on non tool roads
Hilarious.
Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
I know this bill is not popular but as another long time lover of toll roads I plan to write my congressman and urge him to support it.
"I love my dead son"
hahahaha
"James loved toll roads" as most normal patriots do lololol
This makes a lot of sense, if you lack proper critical thinking.
What's sad is that you are not the first. What is even more dispairing is the fact you won't be the last.
In times like these one realises the fine line between satire and political commentary.
"James loved toll roads"
This man's a hero.
I hope this bill gets passed.
Wait! I thought the Onion was satire!! When did The Onion start reporting the real news????
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
If I was unaware of the Onion, i'd buy this Hook Line & Sinker- this is so well done.
We must pass this bill in order to honor both our troops and the people who were lost on that tragic day.
I most certainly will not.
I am compelled to stand up for those who died to protect us.
Its the right thing to do.
He was driving down I-89, which is in Vermont
i just saw james in a tollboth. Never seen a happier veteran
No, I am compelled to stand up for those fallen heros who are unable to stand up for themselves.
I understand, my long passed grandfather would have wanted that built too! lol
I was actually sitting here in disbelief ! 45 seconds in I noticed the onion logo.
I love it.
"James Loved Toll-Roads"
LOL.
its disgusting to know this is more realistic than a joke.
In the same dream he saw James at the slots...having a very enjoyable time, incidentally.
WOW! Onion, HOME RUN! I can't begin to recount how many times I've heard stuff like that.
poor guy. i hope that bill gets passed for his son. have a heart congress
Wow you think is workin' that memory enough.
FTW Onion
Brilliant
whoops...Just noticed it was from the Onion...they got me again
I love the way nobody is listening in the background!
just the title makes me crack up
Uh-oh! Better take this one down, Onion! People are getting OFFENDED, and we can't have that! Not on THE INTERNET!
may God bless him, and you.
So many privates died in wars.
But we are still SO reluctant to do privatizations!
Why are we so ungrateful for their sacrifices?
And so today I hear the argument that the tollroad highway will be built through undeveloped land promoting unchecked development and degrading the pristine enviornment in the area and to that I say; my son died in a war. -
Proof the brevity is not quite the key to comedy.
every one of these videos leaves me thoroughly impressed.
:)
You can't deny a guy his toll roll if his son died. Who could be so mean???
It isn't to offend, it is a play on the fact that lawmakers will use any excuse, no matter how inappropriate, to try and gain support and push their policies through.
Only a monster would deny his son's dream.
@ILLMATIC2222
Well, Virginia's 7th District isn't as pronk as Virginia's 11th District is.
you forgot
4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera
5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him
6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
"James loved toll roads." lolllll
I don't know what is worse, paying a lot to use a toll road, or paying higher taxes for clogged roadways that take years to repair by the government.
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll.
I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
This is genius.
I love The Onion!
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
Yaayz!!! I think that Onion news would be more useful if it was on TV. =P
Actually,our elected officials do tend to use obscure reasons to push through pork bills.
No formal list is kept of how many members of Congress have children in Iraq, but it is clear Johnson, a Democrat, is not alone in having a child in uniform.
Hunter said two other members of the House Armed Services Committee that he chairs have sons in the military. The San Diego Union-Tribune was able to confirm that at least four more members of Congress also have children in the military. In addition to Duncan Duane Hunter, at least one of them is in Iraq.
San Diego Union-Tribune 9/13/2004
another genius satire
I agree! It is much better to be robbed by a classy joker.
"I love my dead son."
Hilarious! This is so true. Politicians will do anything to get their damn money.
I noticed it too.
They seem to have a lot of momentum still even after the election.
I think it's wrong for this politician to capitalize on his son's death to promote a toll road.
ME TOO SON ME TOO - friggen outstanding vid I give it 6 out of 5 stars and so should you if you love this asphalt and good ole american concrete.
darker than usual, but excellent, thank you, The Onion.
This could very well be a real hearing
I can actually see this happening.
that is so stupid iv heard bad reasons but that is the worst one if i would be that dead son i would be ashamed !
wow, how can they keep releasing so much halarious stuff!!! i cant belive they still cant run out of ideas!
I realize it's parody, but it raises a serious question. I thought I'd provide a foundation of truth and that the rest would be obvious.
My point was that no member of congress could honestly make such a claim as few, if any, of their children have been in harm's way.
It's telling that no formal records are kept as the truth doesn't make for good public relations.
Maybe the tactic will work to get more high speed rail built?
Congress would be heartless not to pass this bill. His son is dead for god's sake. DEAD!
no they totally do this kind of shit... i mean not so blatantly, but politicians always, ALWAYS use the deaths of our soldiers as propaganda. its terrible, and I wish for each and every one of them to return home safely. peace
Riversonthemoon-- you are a genius.
Stop hatin on politicians. They are a product of their circumstances just like most other people. They have to tend to two aspects in order to be successful: politics and public service. Politics rewards the ruthless who can fake an appearance of virtue, while it punishes the truly virtuous. Public service is conducted on the basis of practicability and compromise between the major political factions. High-minded uncompromising idealists are simply unfit for the job of politician in both aspects
prophetchannel it’s true
Not many people know that we had weapons inspectors in Iraq before the invasion. They were given a list of 100 most likely sites for WMDs, but only given time to check 50. Before they could check the rest the USA invaded.
We weren't interested in finding WMDs. We wanted to invade.
85% of Iraqi's want the USA to leave.
50% of Iraqi's support attacks on Americans.
Seems like they don't think we "established a better government," since it cost them half a million civilians to get it done.
I hate when people say "fighting for our freedom" what freedom? and how is iraq a threat?
Pvt. James Whitle died died for nothing, because Iraq doesnt have any toll booths!
Think of all the toll booths we could build with all that money we've spent on war! Bring our troops home now! ... to build more toll booths.
Awesome, bashing the same people who allow you the freedom to spout your ignorant claims without being brutally beaten. Good for you, keep that spirit alive!