We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
@@joshuaharrell554 Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
Hilarious. Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
It isn't to offend, it is a play on the fact that lawmakers will use any excuse, no matter how inappropriate, to try and gain support and push their policies through.
And so today I hear the argument that the tollroad highway will be built through undeveloped land promoting unchecked development and degrading the pristine enviornment in the area and to that I say; my son died in a war. - Proof the brevity is not quite the key to comedy.
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll. I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
This reminds me of a bit in a movie when a used car salesman has his dog play dead, then tells a potential buyer that the dog would have wanted him to buy the car.
Dang this had me going for 5 minutes. I've heard of The Onion but had no clue what they did until now. Good stuff. I was about to post that this guy was a disgrace to his own son, pretty harsh lol. But seriously he reminds me of Cindy Sheehan, who I lost all sympathy for (harsh I know) when she disgraced herself in the name of her own son (who was a hero).
you forgot 4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera 5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him 6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
You mean Iraf?
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
This speech moved me to tears.
In the soldier's memory, we should construct the toll road and casino. Anyone who opposes sides with terrorists.
Using only emotions and feelings to make a case!
Onion couldn't have been more right.
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 lol I was planning to make a joke about Kimmel in the comments but you already got, hehe jimmy Kimmel is an ass
And the Onion made them a Democrat! Couldn't be more spot on!
@@Enel97 as if jimmy kimmel ccouldnt afford health insurance. just use and abuse to get it passed.
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
"James loved toll road,"he won me over to supporting the Bill when I heard that.
Support our Troops, get that toll booth built. God Bless America.
...and to that I say "My son died in a war..." The Onion is something else :D
"i'm so glad hr8768 passed"
"me too son"
lol
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I think he's only using his son's death to help pass that bill for lobbyists sakes...
King Mob well you’ve obviously never had a son die in Iraq fighting for his country if you think that’s the case
His son died in a war
Even after knowing how he keeps that bloodied uniform close to his heart. You heartless bastard
Makes total sense. Whenever I think of toll booths or toll roads, I think of dead soldiers.
and Toll Booth Willie!
"Fighting for this nations freedom in Iraq " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. Isn't it one of our states?
@@redforest9269 at this point? Pretty much
@@snowgrave2475 american state with highest crime rate
@@KalashVodka175 Iraq's crime rate is lower than New Jersey.
@@joshuaharrell554
Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate
Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
"I'm so happy in this toll booth"
HA!
When he said "I carry a piece..." reaching into his suit I was fully expecting him to take our a Beretta 92
The Private James Whittle Memorial-Algonquin Indian Gaming Casino.
I think we never really understand how much we love toll roads/booths until it's too late and we're dead. :-(
“and to that I say, ‘my son died in a war.’”
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Politicians are so shameless. The best satire is based on truth- this is almost too real.
"And to that I say 'My son died in a war.'"
Perfect.
"to that I say: My son died in a war"
LOL
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
The only unrealistic part of this video is the idea that Virginia’s 7th District could’ve had a Democratic representative in 2009.
This is one of the most realistic portrayals of American government. Bravo!
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
Rest In Peace James Whittle
In hindsight, they should have known that he never even had a son. But what are they gonna do? They already voted yes on the bill.
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
"I love my dead son"
hahahaha
Hilarious.
Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
I know this bill is not popular but as another long time lover of toll roads I plan to write my congressman and urge him to support it.
It would just be anti American to not build that toll road at this point
nailed it, these hold a mirror up to society.
"James loved toll roads" as most normal patriots do lololol
Its nice to see I am not alone with my love of toll roads. They are beautiful.
i hate driving on non tool roads
This man's a hero.
I hope this bill gets passed.
"James loved toll roads"
In times like these one realises the fine line between satire and political commentary.
I understand, my long passed grandfather would have wanted that built too! lol
What's sad is that you are not the first. What is even more dispairing is the fact you won't be the last.
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
i just saw james in a tollboth. Never seen a happier veteran
We must pass this bill in order to honor both our troops and the people who were lost on that tragic day.
Wait! I thought the Onion was satire!! When did The Onion start reporting the real news????
its disgusting to know this is more realistic than a joke.
He was driving down I-89, which is in Vermont
If I was unaware of the Onion, i'd buy this Hook Line & Sinker- this is so well done.
WOW! Onion, HOME RUN! I can't begin to recount how many times I've heard stuff like that.
In the same dream he saw James at the slots...having a very enjoyable time, incidentally.
No, I am compelled to stand up for those fallen heros who are unable to stand up for themselves.
This makes a lot of sense, if you lack proper critical thinking.
I most certainly will not.
I am compelled to stand up for those who died to protect us.
Its the right thing to do.
poor guy. i hope that bill gets passed for his son. have a heart congress
Wow you think is workin' that memory enough.
FTW Onion
"James loved toll roads." lolllll
This is genius.
I love The Onion!
You can't deny a guy his toll roll if his son died. Who could be so mean???
I love the way nobody is listening in the background!
I agree! It is much better to be robbed by a classy joker.
every one of these videos leaves me thoroughly impressed.
:)
just the title makes me crack up
Uh-oh! Better take this one down, Onion! People are getting OFFENDED, and we can't have that! Not on THE INTERNET!
whoops...Just noticed it was from the Onion...they got me again
Only a monster would deny his son's dream.
another genius satire
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
In this case I think he's referring to the Hotel Algonquin
@ILLMATIC2222
Well, Virginia's 7th District isn't as pronk as Virginia's 11th District is.
I was actually sitting here in disbelief ! 45 seconds in I noticed the onion logo.
I love it.
"James Loved Toll-Roads"
LOL.
Onion: Hit or miss. This is a miss.
It isn't to offend, it is a play on the fact that lawmakers will use any excuse, no matter how inappropriate, to try and gain support and push their policies through.
Yaayz!!! I think that Onion news would be more useful if it was on TV. =P
"I love my dead son."
Actually,our elected officials do tend to use obscure reasons to push through pork bills.
i click on these and go to the other tab and im always like wtf and have to check and see that its onion
And so today I hear the argument that the tollroad highway will be built through undeveloped land promoting unchecked development and degrading the pristine enviornment in the area and to that I say; my son died in a war. -
Proof the brevity is not quite the key to comedy.
ME TOO SON ME TOO - friggen outstanding vid I give it 6 out of 5 stars and so should you if you love this asphalt and good ole american concrete.
The onion? I thought onions were supposed to make you cry...
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll.
I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
Brilliant
I noticed it too.
They seem to have a lot of momentum still even after the election.
I think it's wrong for this politician to capitalize on his son's death to promote a toll road.
So many privates died in wars.
But we are still SO reluctant to do privatizations!
Why are we so ungrateful for their sacrifices?
What a brave man. The road should go ahead.
This reminds me of a bit in a movie when a used car salesman has his dog play dead, then tells a potential buyer that the dog would have wanted him to buy the car.
that is so stupid iv heard bad reasons but that is the worst one if i would be that dead son i would be ashamed !
I don't know what is worse, paying a lot to use a toll road, or paying higher taxes for clogged roadways that take years to repair by the government.
Dang this had me going for 5 minutes. I've heard of The Onion but had no clue what they did until now. Good stuff. I was about to post that this guy was a disgrace to his own son, pretty harsh lol. But seriously he reminds me of Cindy Sheehan, who I lost all sympathy for (harsh I know) when she disgraced herself in the name of her own son (who was a hero).
I can actually see this happening.
I’ve never heard an American pronounce Iraq properly until now.
Hilarious! This is so true. Politicians will do anything to get their damn money.
WTF? Did he seriously say "James loved toll roads"? lol
he using the fact "his son died in Iraq" to get his way
and to that I say...
My son died in a war
may God bless him, and you.
you forgot
4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera
5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him
6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
You know, "I love me dead son" is one word away from "I love my dead gay son.", from the Heathers movie.
This could very well be a real hearing
every1 is just like... is it still making noises?