We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
@@joshuaharrell554 Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
Hilarious. Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
you forgot 4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera 5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him 6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll. I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
Dang this had me going for 5 minutes. I've heard of The Onion but had no clue what they did until now. Good stuff. I was about to post that this guy was a disgrace to his own son, pretty harsh lol. But seriously he reminds me of Cindy Sheehan, who I lost all sympathy for (harsh I know) when she disgraced herself in the name of her own son (who was a hero).
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
This reminds me of a bit in a movie when a used car salesman has his dog play dead, then tells a potential buyer that the dog would have wanted him to buy the car.
We need to appreciate that, years after dying on the battlefield in Iraq for our freedoms, James Whittle continues to serve by appearing in his father's dreams. He sacrifices his eternal rest to fight for our toll roads and to see this appropriations bill passed. A true patriot!
You mean Iraf?
Come on, admit it. The carrying a part of his son's bloody uniform was absolutely beautiful. They have captured the exploitive heartless insensitive nature of politicians perfectly
Using only emotions and feelings to make a case!
Onion couldn't have been more right.
This is exactly what that late night guy(jimmy kimmel? I might be wrong im not american) every time he brings up his son having a serious disease to support his case about the health system. Exploting of family for politics is disgusting even if you are supporting a good side
@@Enel97 lol I was planning to make a joke about Kimmel in the comments but you already got, hehe jimmy Kimmel is an ass
And the Onion made them a Democrat! Couldn't be more spot on!
@@Enel97 as if jimmy kimmel ccouldnt afford health insurance. just use and abuse to get it passed.
@@Enel97 I don't know I think it's alright to use a personal anecdote like that when its relevant to whatever cause you're advocating for. In fact, that is what lawmakers should be doing, because it reveals an actual motive for supporting something other than "uhh idk my party proposed this bill". What's wrong here is that this dude's son's death is completely unrelated to the toll road, but if he was, for example, doing what the President does where he brings up his late son's exposure to toxic burn pits in Afghanistan in support for veteran healthcare that addresses those issues, then it makes sense.
This speech moved me to tears.
In the soldier's memory, we should construct the toll road and casino. Anyone who opposes sides with terrorists.
Support our Troops, get that toll booth built. God Bless America.
"James loved toll road,"he won me over to supporting the Bill when I heard that.
...and to that I say "My son died in a war..." The Onion is something else :D
Makes total sense. Whenever I think of toll booths or toll roads, I think of dead soldiers.
and Toll Booth Willie!
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I think he's only using his son's death to help pass that bill for lobbyists sakes...
King Mob well you’ve obviously never had a son die in Iraq fighting for his country if you think that’s the case
His son died in a war
Even after knowing how he keeps that bloodied uniform close to his heart. You heartless bastard
"i'm so glad hr8768 passed"
"me too son"
lol
"Fighting for this nations freedom in Iraq " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah. Isn't it one of our states?
@@redforest9269 at this point? Pretty much
@@snowgrave2475 american state with highest crime rate
@@KalashVodka175 Iraq's crime rate is lower than New Jersey.
@@joshuaharrell554
Correct for crime rate in general including nonviolent but New Jersey is significantly below when it comes to violent crime rate
Iraq being more instable than New Jersey also likely is less able to report or even discover all crimes in the first place
The Private James Whittle Memorial-Algonquin Indian Gaming Casino.
I think we never really understand how much we love toll roads/booths until it's too late and we're dead. :-(
When he said "I carry a piece..." reaching into his suit I was fully expecting him to take our a Beretta 92
"I'm so happy in this toll booth"
HA!
Politicians are so shameless. The best satire is based on truth- this is almost too real.
The only unrealistic part of this video is the idea that Virginia’s 7th District could’ve had a Democratic representative in 2009.
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
"And to that I say 'My son died in a war.'"
Perfect.
I was moved by Mr. Whittle's speech, because I to have lost a son. Tony was suffocated in a tragic accident involving a badly aimed Cleveland Steamer, but I know that was the way he would have wanted to go. Now everytime I watch a Scat video I feel the presence of Tony and will be doing all I can to honour my son's memory through tireless dedication to chest centred defecation. Tony RIP.
“and to that I say, ‘my son died in a war.’”
This is one of the most realistic portrayals of American government. Bravo!
Those insensitive pricks in the House should be ashamed for not passing this already. The man's son died in a war for crying out loud. Build the road, dammit. I can't believe they feel the need to debate this.
"to that I say: My son died in a war"
LOL
In hindsight, they should have known that he never even had a son. But what are they gonna do? They already voted yes on the bill.
Rest In Peace James Whittle
Once again The Onion has accurately captured the sincerity and sound thinking of our Congress at work. I think the Congressman would have doubled his chances for his toll road if he had just mentioned 9/11. Perhaps he's saving that for his sewer project. lol ONN forever!
I think it's one of their best because it's so realistic, this happens all the time, just not to this much of a level, and that's what made it hilarious.
nailed it, these hold a mirror up to society.
Its nice to see I am not alone with my love of toll roads. They are beautiful.
i hate driving on non tool roads
It would just be anti American to not build that toll road at this point
Hilarious.
Of all the touchy subjects the Onion does, this is one of the touchiest. It makes a good point, sometimes people take "war heroes" to a ridiculously sacred level.
This man's a hero.
I hope this bill gets passed.
"I always carry around with me here in Washington a piece of my son's bloody uniform..." lol I thought at first he was gonna say he carried a piece of his son around.
"James loved toll roads" as most normal patriots do lololol
I know this bill is not popular but as another long time lover of toll roads I plan to write my congressman and urge him to support it.
In times like these one realises the fine line between satire and political commentary.
"James loved toll roads"
Wait! I thought the Onion was satire!! When did The Onion start reporting the real news????
"I love my dead son"
hahahaha
We must pass this bill in order to honor both our troops and the people who were lost on that tragic day.
its disgusting to know this is more realistic than a joke.
i just saw james in a tollboth. Never seen a happier veteran
This makes a lot of sense, if you lack proper critical thinking.
What's sad is that you are not the first. What is even more dispairing is the fact you won't be the last.
I understand, my long passed grandfather would have wanted that built too! lol
WOW! Onion, HOME RUN! I can't begin to recount how many times I've heard stuff like that.
He was driving down I-89, which is in Vermont
People thinking The Onion is real is such a great compliment to The Onion. All of their stuff looks so real. They do great work and they are HILARIOUS!
Wow you think is workin' that memory enough.
FTW Onion
every one of these videos leaves me thoroughly impressed.
:)
poor guy. i hope that bill gets passed for his son. have a heart congress
If I was unaware of the Onion, i'd buy this Hook Line & Sinker- this is so well done.
In the same dream he saw James at the slots...having a very enjoyable time, incidentally.
No, I am compelled to stand up for those fallen heros who are unable to stand up for themselves.
I love the way nobody is listening in the background!
may God bless him, and you.
Brilliant
@ILLMATIC2222
Well, Virginia's 7th District isn't as pronk as Virginia's 11th District is.
I most certainly will not.
I am compelled to stand up for those who died to protect us.
Its the right thing to do.
Only a monster would deny his son's dream.
I agree and understand completely
just the title makes me crack up
I was actually sitting here in disbelief ! 45 seconds in I noticed the onion logo.
I love it.
"James Loved Toll-Roads"
LOL.
I can actually see this happening.
darker than usual, but excellent, thank you, The Onion.
whoops...Just noticed it was from the Onion...they got me again
"I love my dead son."
This is genius.
I love The Onion!
phenomenal.
ME TOO SON ME TOO - friggen outstanding vid I give it 6 out of 5 stars and so should you if you love this asphalt and good ole american concrete.
Riversonthemoon-- you are a genius.
Yaayz!!! I think that Onion news would be more useful if it was on TV. =P
What a brave man. The road should go ahead.
This could very well be a real hearing
"James loved toll roads." lolllll
you forgot
4) Act like a sociable, respectful, understanding guy whether you really are or not off camera
5) Point to George Bush and make it clear that you're not him
6) Be in some group that people feel apologetic to
I agree! It is much better to be robbed by a classy joker.
i for 1 care about them. that said, we used to have months were over 100 brave Americans would die so the violence is down dramatically and life is returning to normal there with most the population saying they feel safe, etc in a recent BBC poll.
I do hope that the new 30,00 troops that Obama is sending to Afghanistan stay safe. It is more rough there than in Iraq now.
another genius satire
I noticed it too.
They seem to have a lot of momentum still even after the election.
Spot on.
that is so stupid iv heard bad reasons but that is the worst one if i would be that dead son i would be ashamed !
Hilarious! This is so true. Politicians will do anything to get their damn money.
Onion: Hit or miss. This is a miss.
not even a little disbelief?
So many privates died in wars.
But we are still SO reluctant to do privatizations!
Why are we so ungrateful for their sacrifices?
wow, how can they keep releasing so much halarious stuff!!! i cant belive they still cant run out of ideas!
the acting was insane, it looked so real....... :)
You can't deny a guy his toll roll if his son died. Who could be so mean???
I love this stuff. Satire is such an art form.
Pretty certain he said "I love my dead son."
THANK YOU!!!
I thought i was the only 1 2 get tht
Uh-oh! Better take this one down, Onion! People are getting OFFENDED, and we can't have that! Not on THE INTERNET!
Dang this had me going for 5 minutes. I've heard of The Onion but had no clue what they did until now. Good stuff. I was about to post that this guy was a disgrace to his own son, pretty harsh lol. But seriously he reminds me of Cindy Sheehan, who I lost all sympathy for (harsh I know) when she disgraced herself in the name of her own son (who was a hero).
They did a pretty good job on the blue screen, wasn't perfect though. Nice job and nice humor, as always, lol.
and to that I say...
My son died in a war
Flat out brilliant
And the dream didn't specifically say that it was a toll booth created by the bill, just that his son liked being in the toll booth and liked that the bill had passed.
This reminds me of a bit in a movie when a used car salesman has his dog play dead, then tells a potential buyer that the dog would have wanted him to buy the car.