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  • @midknight315
    @midknight315 6 років тому +13254

    Gravity falls season 3 leaked footage

    • @amberlisena
      @amberlisena 6 років тому +75

      Fiery Warrior
      LMAO

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 6 років тому +78

      No, it's the flipbook they are giving away for pre ordering the comics!

    • @herobrine6853
      @herobrine6853 6 років тому +33

      season 5*

    • @crouton.3219
      @crouton.3219 6 років тому +12

      Fyy

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 6 років тому +14

      oi ??? There are only two seasons ???

  • @Daily_Dose_of_Grass
    @Daily_Dose_of_Grass 5 років тому +3268

    Bill:
    there he goes messing with my cousins
    *again*

  • @X_Lolly_Z
    @X_Lolly_Z 2 роки тому +354

    “I’m the man who’s gonna- BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons.”
    For the record Ford that’s technically *your house-*

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 3 місяці тому +14

      "...goddamn it."

    • @amae1176
      @amae1176 11 годин тому

      Oh. Oh yeah. I think Stanley*cup😏* got to him and made Ford hallucinate.

  • @ThisAccountHasBeenDeleted
    @ThisAccountHasBeenDeleted 2 роки тому +654

    Moral of the story
    “When life gives you lemons, *DONT GIVE THEM TO FORD*

    • @Nin10Ninja
      @Nin10Ninja Рік тому +18

      Make sure to also keep them away from Cave too lol

    • @WOODENCHAIR64
      @WOODENCHAIR64 Рік тому +8

      ...or anyone related to said universes.

    • @Lucky_crane-king777
      @Lucky_crane-king777 Рік тому +5

      No, we give them to Ford or call them yellow oranges or rare yellow limes and someone for triple the price

    • @Stanfordpines.
      @Stanfordpines. 11 місяців тому +1

      lmao, but why I'm just going to make lemonade out of it. 🤷‍♂

    • @yourlocalsadcorvid
      @yourlocalsadcorvid 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Nin10Ninjaor JJJ, or Terrence Fletcher, or Omni-Man

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 5 років тому +1097

    Gravity Falls deleted scene

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 5 років тому +313

    “I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”
    *He points to his own house-*

    • @zak9158
      @zak9158 3 роки тому +9

      lolololol maybe he was talking to stanly?

    • @BM-ts1yi
      @BM-ts1yi 3 роки тому +10

      @@zak9158
      Stanley is life confirmed

  • @ImNeverProfit7517
    @ImNeverProfit7517 2 роки тому +105

    it's amazing how 2 of my favorites franchises have an insanely important character's voiced by the same person. J.K Simmons.

  • @superiorbeing8805
    @superiorbeing8805 2 роки тому +376

    You have to bring such a specific community to get the references and I'm proud to be apart of both.

    • @Andromeda42
      @Andromeda42 Рік тому +3

      Yes, Me too.

    • @codenamecut6969
      @codenamecut6969 Рік тому +10

      The person who voices cave Johnson also voices ford

    • @TomahawkFL
      @TomahawkFL Рік тому +1

      YES

    • @sivrios
      @sivrios 11 місяців тому +7

      Cave Johnson here.

    • @TomahawkFL
      @TomahawkFL 11 місяців тому +9

      @@sivrios science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT.

  • @alllowercase4799
    @alllowercase4799 4 роки тому +1432

    Missed chance to call combustible lemons “lemonades”

    • @dr.jackbright1616
      @dr.jackbright1616 4 роки тому +62

      Oh shit you’re right-
      That’s a *bright* idea!

    • @dodremblack3817
      @dodremblack3817 3 роки тому +29

      "Dont make lemonade make life"

    • @dr.jackbright1616
      @dr.jackbright1616 3 роки тому +6

      Dodrem Black,
      ;)

    • @flufferfluffierman
      @flufferfluffierman 3 роки тому +2

      Budget cuts.
      Zeezy games from roblox already invented that as a power in sans simulator. The power of the LÆMON there is lemon nade

    • @KingMB_XJ_Official
      @KingMB_XJ_Official 3 роки тому +8

      don't make lemonade, make lemonades!

  • @Kirbman
    @Kirbman 9 років тому +3835

    Why is he burning his own house down?

    • @butterfingersart
      @butterfingersart  9 років тому +502

      kirbman10 he's really mad

    • @jelliesonice1100
      @jelliesonice1100 8 років тому +100

      That's how much I hate those things.

    • @NoOneAsk
      @NoOneAsk 7 років тому +134

      kirbman10 SCIENCE ISNT ABOUT WHY, ITS ABOUT WHY NOT!

    • @nav3346
      @nav3346 7 років тому +29

      kirbman10 bungo stray dogs

    • @T1l1nn
      @T1l1nn 7 років тому +55

      kirbman10 *high on lemons thats why*

  • @hatandhoodie_
    @hatandhoodie_ 2 роки тому +31

    I love it when different characters have the same voice.

  • @UnsightlyThinker
    @UnsightlyThinker 2 роки тому +61

    I’m just so happy that I finally have a reason to believe Gravity Falls and Portal exist in the same Multiverse. You cannot tell me that Ford didn’t end up visiting Aperture at some point during his multiversal travels.
    Also, this:
    *"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Paranormal. Magicians, witches, crystal healing doctors: you're here because you have scary powers and we want in on it. So: who is ready to draw some pentagrams? Now you already met one another on the cab ride over so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I'm host to a tiny but powerful demon who lives in a secret place in my mouth.”*
    -Cave Johnson, PeTi

  • @Animeboi-pq8ze
    @Animeboi-pq8ze 4 роки тому +1548

    "ooh i like this guy"
    - GLaDOS

    • @TheLymphNodeLimo
      @TheLymphNodeLimo 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah! Take the lemons!

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 4 роки тому +23

      Gravity falls X portal, valve and Disney, make it happen!

    • @EmiPlayzMC
      @EmiPlayzMC 3 роки тому +7

      I mean, There's no Portal 3, and there's no Season 3 of GF, it works!

    • @bnuy
      @bnuy 3 роки тому +3

      Watched a GLaDOS vid toturial and came here to see this

    • @juango500
      @juango500 3 роки тому +3

      A Stanford Pines and GLaDOS duo. perfect.

  • @Nano64
    @Nano64 7 років тому +3345

    When life gives 'ya lemons
    ...
    Make orange juice and leave life to wonder how you did it.

    • @MoomVroom
      @MoomVroom 7 років тому +67

      Nano64 *moves hands in rainbow fashion* Imagination!

    • @tapulele1804
      @tapulele1804 7 років тому +47

      Nano64
      Finally an original comment

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 7 років тому +20

      Mawly Pomato *original*

    • @hkiyr
      @hkiyr 7 років тому +21

      Jacksfilms joke right?

    • @tapulele1804
      @tapulele1804 7 років тому +15

      Finn Baartse
      *oRigInaL ComMenT*

  • @dexoearth9167
    @dexoearth9167 Рік тому +29

    my youngest brother: "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
    my father: "when life gives you lemons, use the juice to make an invisible ink treasure map."
    me:

  • @jendouglas9781
    @jendouglas9781 3 місяці тому +7

    Meanwhile, Stan: "When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price."

  • @yodelingyotes
    @yodelingyotes 5 років тому +791

    Ford as a playable character for Portal 3 CONFIRMED

  • @fr0gsonalilypad_
    @fr0gsonalilypad_ 5 років тому +16288

    Grunkle Stan: When life gives you lemons call them Rare yellow limes and sell them for triple their price

  • @unknwnbet521
    @unknwnbet521 2 роки тому +20

    No one talks about how good this is animated

  • @ThatGuyUpThere
    @ThatGuyUpThere 5 місяців тому +7

    The thing is, and I just learned this, that a lemon is but a crossbreed of a bitter orange and a citron which means LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS, WE CREATED THEM, AND GAVE IT TO OURSELVES!!!
    *starts thrusting the air*

  • @sammi_kabammie
    @sammi_kabammie 3 роки тому +2013

    “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down-
    “WITH THE LEMONS!!!!”

    • @MichealllA
      @MichealllA 3 роки тому +15

      Why is your profile picture

    • @zapsticks2677
      @zapsticks2677 3 роки тому +10

      The fire lemon....

    • @Ghazt-
      @Ghazt- 3 роки тому +8

      Lemons

    • @Azkrs
      @Azkrs 3 роки тому +10

      @@zapsticks2677 we need the earth lemon water lemon and air lemon we call these the elelemons

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 3 роки тому +2

      Im gonna get my engineers to make a combistebal lemon that burns your hous down

  • @steve6997
    @steve6997 4 роки тому +865

    Soos: do you want a lemon
    Stanford: GIVE ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

  • @nicknugget9978
    @nicknugget9978 2 роки тому +10

    6 years later and this never gets old.

  • @user-up3eu9wf3q
    @user-up3eu9wf3q 3 місяці тому +4

    I’m sure Bill would love the chaos 🤣

  • @zelithfang2365
    @zelithfang2365 4 роки тому +2086

    I have two questions:
    One: why did you make this
    Two: why the hell haven't I seen this before

    • @ThatPianoTuner
      @ThatPianoTuner 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@renfrew24ify i only watched the czech version bcs im czech and i haven't seen the english version so i really don't know

    • @b4n4na40
      @b4n4na40 4 роки тому +13

      UA-cam recommendations succeeds again

    • @ThatPianoTuner
      @ThatPianoTuner 4 роки тому +3

      @@b4n4na40 lol

    • @gae7156
      @gae7156 4 роки тому +2

      Duck. Just Duck. as always:D

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 4 роки тому +7

      JamsyBoi
      You failed to mention that that random voice actor Cave and Ford have in common is the great JK Simmons, who also played J Jonah Jameson in the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man trilogy.

  • @poptart27
    @poptart27 3 роки тому +593

    "IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN"
    *burns down his own house*

    • @pal.7335
      @pal.7335 3 роки тому +32

      “That was a mistake.”

    • @Savagecabbage5158
      @Savagecabbage5158 3 роки тому +25

      That's how serious he was, my guy, he burned down his own house to show you that he wasn't jokin' around.

    • @connico8663
      @connico8663 3 роки тому +4

      It's actually Stan's twin brother Ford

    • @Okii650
      @Okii650 3 роки тому +5

      @@pal.7335 tHaT wAs hIs mIsTakE - Big Hero 6 villain guy

    • @darkdragon5642
      @darkdragon5642 3 роки тому +3

      i mean he burned it with a lemon

  • @Wulk
    @Wulk 4 місяці тому +6

    "Life didn't gave is lemon's we created them all by ourselves"
    -The Emperor of human kind

  • @maskofrevolution6333
    @maskofrevolution6333 3 місяці тому +4

    8 years? We are getting old

  • @theonegrxce
    @theonegrxce 8 років тому +689

    I felt bad when Ford yelled at Soos

    • @Henfrig
      @Henfrig 7 років тому +11

      Holy frick grace this got 115 likes

    • @SuperFoxGamingx
      @SuperFoxGamingx 7 років тому +11

      Holy frick Herny Boi this got three likes!!

    • @AsheBlaster
      @AsheBlaster 7 років тому +7

      Holy frick SuperFox this got 9 likes!

    • @thegreathighpriestcthulhu8320
      @thegreathighpriestcthulhu8320 7 років тому +7

      C I R C L E J E R K T I M E

    • @tuononnovainbici
      @tuononnovainbici 7 років тому +13

      I also felt bad.... but mostly for Ford. He seems sad when he says "Do you know who I am?", disappearing for 30 years and nobody knows him.

  • @teddy-xj2yk
    @teddy-xj2yk 6 років тому +4783

    Jesus christ Ford what have you been doing in that portal.

    • @camoking3605
      @camoking3605 6 років тому +323

      Playing portal 2 apperently

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 5 років тому +77

      The LPSlion
      Making himself ready to kill Bill and almost killed him.

    • @FIREFOX-by8pw
      @FIREFOX-by8pw 5 років тому +140

      Making life take those lemons back

    • @piane_e
      @piane_e 5 років тому +33

      FIREFOX 3000 I NEARLY CHOKED WHEN I READ YOUR REPLY HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! X”D

    • @FIREFOX-by8pw
      @FIREFOX-by8pw 5 років тому +52

      WE ALL HAVE TO TAKE FORDS SIDE AND MAKE BILL TAKE DA LEMONS BACK

  • @-Ca1y3b_Iz_Ind3ciziv3-
    @-Ca1y3b_Iz_Ind3ciziv3- 2 роки тому +5

    *That cough at the end tho- 💀✋🏽*

  • @MerlinAmbrosius17
    @MerlinAmbrosius17 2 роки тому +5

    Damn this video is already 6 years old and yet it's still one of the best things on UA-cam

  • @JamesWilson-vr3ql
    @JamesWilson-vr3ql 5 років тому +684

    Jeez, sixer, chill! Blood pressure, man! Don't die of a heart attack, you're not 92 yet!

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +28

      did you just call him..
      OK OK TIME TO GET THE CROSSES

    • @maryturner8242
      @maryturner8242 5 років тому +17

      Did you just.....

    • @carrievess8774
      @carrievess8774 4 роки тому +12

      RU KittenMe
      BILL CIPHER.

    • @peachy1217
      @peachy1217 4 роки тому +19

      Remember, the universe is a hologram and reality is an illusion! BUY GOLD! BYE

    • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
      @dontexistanymorewithin6534 4 роки тому +3

      Everyone is freaking out because one person called Sixer, Sixer- I mean jeez! I mean I’m calling Sixer right now-

  • @deel399
    @deel399 4 роки тому +521

    “C’mon Dipper we need to make a combustible lemon right now”

    • @toastedjam1470
      @toastedjam1470 3 роки тому

      This is easily the best comment I’ve ever seen

    • @BuzzyTheBee
      @BuzzyTheBee 3 роки тому +1

      The Express Engine #topcomment

    • @Darkness_56526
      @Darkness_56526 3 роки тому +6

      "Wha- What? Why?"
      "Because we defeated Bill and have nothing else to do! C'mon!"

    • @toastedjam1470
      @toastedjam1470 3 роки тому

      420 likes

    • @Grisht_
      @Grisht_ 3 роки тому +2

      “C’mon Morty w-(burps)-we need to make a c-combustable l-lemon Morty”

  • @kyletheabomination9686
    @kyletheabomination9686 2 роки тому +4

    When life gives you lemons
    sell them for 5 dollars
    and paint some of them green
    and call them green lemons
    And sell those bad boys for 20 dollars
    and paint a lemon purple
    sell them for 100 dollars and call them
    "rare purple lemon"

  • @GravityFallsFanatic
    @GravityFallsFanatic 3 місяці тому +3

    😂 I may have watched this about thirty times now, and I do NOT plan to stop 😅

  • @lokidonewithlife456
    @lokidonewithlife456 7 років тому +2517

    When life gives you lemons, keep them away from Ford.

    • @ayakasin2822
      @ayakasin2822 6 років тому +5

      Holly Burgess lolz

    • @borealis8564
      @borealis8564 6 років тому +12

      This comment made my day

    • @TenSeprO
      @TenSeprO 6 років тому +15

      I went from being sad to laughing about this comment 😂😂😂

    • @hippiestbest4476
      @hippiestbest4476 6 років тому +3

      Lol true

    • @alex4149
      @alex4149 6 років тому +14

      GIVE them to Ford

  • @AtlasFox_
    @AtlasFox_ 5 років тому +1425

    I mean, seeing how Stan Ford is a complete science genius, he could make them whenever he wants.
    Accurate meme

  • @Regulargffan
    @Regulargffan 5 місяців тому +2

    When life gives you lemons “give em to Stanley so he spray paints em gold and sells them as lemon shaped gold!”

  • @snowcrabby5544
    @snowcrabby5544 10 місяців тому +3

    I love how this is DEFINITELY a rant Stanley would go on but not ford.

  • @someguy3842
    @someguy3842 7 років тому +515

    Combustible Lemon Fan Fiction.
    One Day, Gentlemen.
    One Day.

    • @shino5089
      @shino5089 7 років тому +19

      (Cave Johnson) here. And I've been thinking.
      When people make fanfiction, don't ship the characters.
      GET TRIGGERED!!!
      You don't like those darn SHIPS!!!!
      What are WE supposed to write with THESE?!?!?
      I demand to see Fanfic writer's editors!!!
      Make them RUE the day it thought it can give (Cave Johnson)(Ford)(Lionheart) LEMONS!!!
      DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE??!?!
      WE'RE (CAVE JOHNSON),(GREAT UNCLE) (FORD), (MAYOR LIONHEART)
      THE MEN WHO ARE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!
      WITH THE SHIPS!!!
      I'm going to make my engineers make a combustible FedEx truck to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!
      yes. it has been done.

    • @someguy3842
      @someguy3842 7 років тому +6

      This Is Amazing.
      Too Amazing.

    • @shino5089
      @shino5089 7 років тому +4

      yes

    • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
      @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 7 років тому +3

      Awkward this is beautiful

    • @someguy3842
      @someguy3842 7 років тому +1

      True Love.

  • @invader5166
    @invader5166 6 років тому +202

    This fits Ford so much.

  • @CrystalWolf94
    @CrystalWolf94 3 місяці тому +5

    It's official, Ford has lost it.

  • @ElectroTiger
    @ElectroTiger 2 роки тому +2

    Its even better knowing they are both voiced by the same guy.

  • @chaoticjoy3401
    @chaoticjoy3401 3 роки тому +3662

    This is literally my brother’s senior year quote😂I’ve never been more proud of him

  • @bluedash24
    @bluedash24 7 років тому +4585

    what if i eat the combustible lemon?

  • @thesnedd7219
    @thesnedd7219 2 роки тому +1

    The Urban Dictionaries' official definition for combustible lemon is "A lemon that can burn your house down."

  • @queenratiganthefirst5442
    @queenratiganthefirst5442 Місяць тому +2

    Make life rue the day it thought it could give Grunkle Ford lemons!

  • @Nova-uq9nw
    @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому +151

    Ford, that's your house.

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому +3

      He said it was his house soon after he got back.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 7 років тому +9

      Does it seems like he gives fucks

    • @NewSinns
      @NewSinns 6 років тому

      Umm it seems like his blood is gasoline... It also seems bill has been shooting tiny invisible lasers that turns blood into gasoline into ford... Huh weird

    • @carringtonbiccum5367
      @carringtonbiccum5367 6 років тому

      Ford:...No?

  • @commodore7331
    @commodore7331 3 роки тому +693

    "I'm the man whose gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN"
    **proceeds to burn down his own house**

  • @christiannicholas
    @christiannicholas 11 місяців тому +3

    Gonna be honest, the first time this video came into my feed and I thought it was funny because Ford. Now, I've actually played through Portal 2 and gotten to the part with this dialogue. The video is properly funny now. J. K. Simmons is a legend.

  • @Draaagooon584
    @Draaagooon584 4 місяці тому +1

    I feel like Bill would make combustible lemons without permission or instruction just for the heck of it

  • @Paradox_Incognito
    @Paradox_Incognito 4 роки тому +426

    Life: *Hands Stanford lemons*
    Stanford: So you've chosen death

  • @shiratama2681
    @shiratama2681 3 роки тому +723

    I like how at one point Bill makes a face like "I'm done with his crap"

    • @crazykids3940
      @crazykids3940 3 роки тому +44

      I feel like it’s more of a “Is he really gonna do this??”

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt 3 роки тому +16

      “I’m done with this, let’s kill him.!”

    • @billcipher8084
      @billcipher8084 2 роки тому +19

      I truly am

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 2 роки тому +6

      @@billcipher8084 hello Bill

    • @nataneryyyyy
      @nataneryyyyy 2 роки тому +7

      @@billcipher8084 are you an isosceles or an equilateral

  • @autumnfoxy9985
    @autumnfoxy9985 2 роки тому +1

    "IM THE MAN HOW IS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN..... WITH LEMONS!"
    -Ford

  • @Multifandomlover
    @Multifandomlover 2 роки тому +2

    *Mr. Hirsch officially made ford a karen, that makes Combustible lemons to burn your house down.* {haleybug}

  • @jordanoh659
    @jordanoh659 3 роки тому +500

    “Combustible Lemons!”
    Me: *I’ll take your entire stock*

    • @flufferfluffierman
      @flufferfluffierman 3 роки тому +9

      Jordan Oh it’s LEMON *NADES*

    • @ucnobody7726
      @ucnobody7726 3 роки тому

      @@flufferfluffierman ur not funny now shut up

    • @ucnobody7726
      @ucnobody7726 3 роки тому +1

      Nice joke

    • @catbug563
      @catbug563 3 роки тому +3

      OH, NICE! I CAN BLOW MY BROTHER UP NOW SO HE’LL STOP SAYING DISGUSTING THINGS!

    • @danielzimmerman4501
      @danielzimmerman4501 3 роки тому +1

      @@ucnobody7726 hell yes it was funny, you buzzkill

  • @cwanimations
    @cwanimations 3 роки тому +573

    UA-cam: *this is the perfect time to recommend this*

  • @-herobrinesdaughter1.1
    @-herobrinesdaughter1.1 5 місяців тому +1

    Nah man that animation of Bill blinking was SMOOTH

  • @Lostlemon68
    @Lostlemon68 Рік тому +2

    I remember watching this a few years ago before I watched the show but now gravity falls is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

  • @veddygud1775
    @veddygud1775 7 років тому +501

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, call it yellow orange juice and sell it for double the price.

    • @georgegdl3606
      @georgegdl3606 7 років тому +11

      I have just commented something very similar...

    • @jedorikku1205
      @jedorikku1205 7 років тому +17

      Veddy Gud #TheStanWay

    • @mewtwohacked4209
      @mewtwohacked4209 7 років тому +7

      Veddy Gud magical yellow water

    • @CrisisInverted1776
      @CrisisInverted1776 7 років тому +1

      Memetale Papyrus some thing seems fishy about the commet

    • @jedorikku1205
      @jedorikku1205 7 років тому +1

      Greninja 69 what's a commet?

  • @balaxy1597
    @balaxy1597 3 роки тому +2443

    Ford: throws lemons away
    Stan: come get these rare yellow oranges!
    Ford: Stanley what are you doing?
    Stan: saying that these lemons are yellow oranges and selling them for double the price.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +150

      Be realistic. Why would Stan double the price
      He would at least multiply the price by 1000 first.

    • @balaxy1597
      @balaxy1597 3 роки тому +27

      Haha your right

    • @commanderlackgaming1230
      @commanderlackgaming1230 3 роки тому +17

      Busnes

    • @sgsuperkiddan
      @sgsuperkiddan 3 роки тому +7

      I am your 69th like .............. :|

    • @balaxy1597
      @balaxy1597 3 роки тому +7

      @@sgsuperkiddan well thank you!

  • @meirl2941
    @meirl2941 2 роки тому +1

    “don’t make lemonade, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price!”

  • @ROCKY_THE_STORM_CHASER
    @ROCKY_THE_STORM_CHASER Рік тому +1

    When life gives you lemons and u don't make lemonade you get mad ford pines

  • @ethan_7000
    @ethan_7000 6 років тому +1055

    when life gives you lemons....
    call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price

  • @SouthParkGamer45
    @SouthParkGamer45 3 роки тому +4808

    Dipper: "When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!"
    Mabel: "When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have lemon babies."
    Stan: "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price."
    FORD:

    • @thefpsgamer8597
      @thefpsgamer8597 2 роки тому +192

      I'm wondering now if the invisible ink thing really works

    • @drunkginger0077
      @drunkginger0077 2 роки тому +140

      Stan: #capitalism

    • @earthcantholdme1209
      @earthcantholdme1209 2 роки тому +113

      @@thefpsgamer8597 it does work

    • @gachadashii4815
      @gachadashii4815 2 роки тому +173

      Soos: *bites lemon*

    • @acupofyeast7839
      @acupofyeast7839 2 роки тому +59

      @@thefpsgamer8597 It does, I’ve done it before. You write something on white paper and when you iron it, the message appears.

  • @emmaw52
    @emmaw52 Рік тому +3

    I first watched this a few months ago, around when I had finished Gravity Falls. Thought it was really funny, especially since Ford is probably my favourite character. I had no idea where it was from though, all the comments kept mentioning a "Cave Johnson" but I didn't really care enough to look that up.
    I just finished playing through the Portal series for the first time the other day, and let me say, I sincerely hope you can understand my happiness when I heard Ford in Portal 2. I swear, Cave and Ford are like the same person, just alternate universe versions of each other lol

    • @landanmoore8713
      @landanmoore8713 Рік тому +1

      Yeah I noticed that too! When I watched this video again, I noticed the Aperture Science logo on the combustible lemon at 0:23.

    • @codenamecut6969
      @codenamecut6969 Рік тому

      Same voice actor

  • @RATSEATCATS1122
    @RATSEATCATS1122 2 роки тому +2

    FORD HAD TO MUCH MABEL JUICE!!
    Stanley/Stan is currently trying to shoplift old man Mcgugget's new store he made with Ford

  • @jjjjx2547
    @jjjjx2547 3 роки тому +243

    Ford: When life gives you lemons, BECOME CAVE JOHNSON!!

  • @johnnygoodwin4904
    @johnnygoodwin4904 4 роки тому +364

    Nobody:
    Karens: "DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER"

    • @TheThirdPuddle
      @TheThirdPuddle 3 роки тому +10

      “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!“

    • @breezyfan1012
      @breezyfan1012 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheThirdPuddle "IM THE MAN THATS GUNNA *BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN* "

    • @gamercarmen3957
      @gamercarmen3957 3 роки тому +11

      @@breezyfan1012 "WITH THE FUCKING LEMONS!!!!"

    • @generalstaal7075
      @generalstaal7075 3 роки тому +8

      @@gamercarmen3957 "I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a *COMBUSTIBLE LEMON* that *BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!* "

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 3 роки тому +7

      @@generalstaal7075 *Insert anti vaccinated kid coughing itensifies*

  • @k4rma.1s_ch4o5
    @k4rma.1s_ch4o5 Рік тому +1

    Why is this so funny I've watched this like 30 times and it's still making me die of Laughter

  • @p0tatert0ts-
    @p0tatert0ts- Рік тому +1

    I feel like a Stanley would say this instead:
    When life gives you lemons, call them “yellow oranges” and sell them for double the price.

  • @Ollie-ee8rk
    @Ollie-ee8rk 6 років тому +500

    When life gives you lemons you call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price
    -Stanley

  • @yummedd
    @yummedd 2 роки тому +1503

    the funny thing is that once Ford that “I’ve been thinking “ I just thought: “wait that guy sounds like cave Johnson “ looked it up and yes, J.K voices both cave and Ford. Which connects both of my favorite series

    • @pollo8414
      @pollo8414 2 роки тому +141

      So j.k Simmons killing demonic triangles, playing with portals while asking for pictures of Spider-Man
      Edit: while simultaneously being a fake superhero who is beating his sons ass and stealing master oogway’s chi.
      Edit 2: in order to use the chi to train Korra to air bend and advertise farmers insurance.

    • @RyneMcKinney
      @RyneMcKinney 2 роки тому +21

      He also plays Tenzin on The Legend Of Korra

    • @pollo8414
      @pollo8414 2 роки тому +8

      @@RyneMcKinney oh shit I forgot about that😅

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 2 роки тому +11

      He's also the bald dude in the farmer's insurance commercials.

    • @gacha_jacob1510
      @gacha_jacob1510 Рік тому +2

      Pollo and he played the yellow m&m

  • @jacksonArson
    @jacksonArson Рік тому +2

    I'm putting this as my senior quote lmao.

  • @overthegardenwall7143
    @overthegardenwall7143 3 місяці тому +1

    ford being cave johnson makes so much sense

  • @KlynerKaiOffical
    @KlynerKaiOffical 6 років тому +277

    When life gives you lemons...You burn people's houses down

  • @LewDawn
    @LewDawn 7 років тому +344

    i only just noticed it kinda sounds like he almost laughs at the end then plays it off with a cough

  • @gameboss9508
    @gameboss9508 Рік тому +1

    When life gives you animating, make a portal refrence for publicity

  • @Random_Gamer-sh6pf
    @Random_Gamer-sh6pf Рік тому +1

    "When life gives you lemons, concentrate it into a powerful acid and splash it at life. I don't want your damn lemons!"

  • @ticcitobycreepypasta6969
    @ticcitobycreepypasta6969 6 років тому +1733

    When life gives you lemons
    Step 1.
    *keep them away from Stanford*

    • @sock8990
      @sock8990 5 років тому +7

      is this a copy

    • @SrZXVpR
      @SrZXVpR 5 років тому +6

      You don’t even try to hide the fact that you stole this comment

    • @moss1075
      @moss1075 5 років тому +4

      I did that once he saw the lemon....
      *that was a mistake*

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому

      no let em have em

    • @moafighting1597
      @moafighting1597 5 років тому +1

      That's the only step because the only thing that will happen to the lemons after that probably isn't bad.

  • @t1n206
    @t1n206 4 роки тому +257

    When life gives you lemons
    Blow up someone's house with them

  • @SpatulaKing
    @SpatulaKing 4 місяці тому +2

    i like that people still remember portal two to this day. honestly, w game.

  • @soulghostwing9921
    @soulghostwing9921 2 роки тому +2

    I came on UA-cam to do something totally different but then I saw this video was first in my recommendations and I got completely distracted now I can’t remember what I came to UA-cam for 🤣

  • @billcipher3553
    @billcipher3553 5 років тому +1135

    OH IM YOUR ENGINEER OKAY
    *makes a combustible lemon that burn your house down*
    Done

    • @sfvmexe
      @sfvmexe 5 років тому +30

      *cough cough* evil eye *cough cough*

    • @billcipher3553
      @billcipher3553 5 років тому +36

      Jareth Stocking *cough cough* how dare you *cough cough*

    • @sfvmexe
      @sfvmexe 5 років тому +13

      Bill Cipher
      That topic has been over used, even in sma-... er, nevermind.

    • @KhaosGamer
      @KhaosGamer 5 років тому +17

      Bill Cipher who is the real Bill?

    • @billcipher3553
      @billcipher3553 5 років тому +22

      KhaosGamer2018 GD me because your name isn’t bill cipher :3

  • @noeyes9378
    @noeyes9378 3 роки тому +163

    I didn’t realize that Cave Johnson had the same voice actor as Ford because we barely see Ford this mad

    • @heymadio6709
      @heymadio6709 3 роки тому +2

      Wait really how do you know

    • @noeyes9378
      @noeyes9378 3 роки тому +2

      @@heymadio6709 because I looked it up?

    • @crypticradio4379
      @crypticradio4379 3 роки тому +5

      J. K. Simons voice acted Ford?!
      How did I not know this

    • @_baby.firefly_
      @_baby.firefly_ 3 роки тому

      OMG HOW DID I NOT NOTICE

    • @brinicle5727
      @brinicle5727 3 роки тому

      @@crypticradio4379 No, CAVE JOHNSON voiced Ford.

  • @edwardcella1984
    @edwardcella1984 5 місяців тому +1

    when life gives you lemons make *CARS*

  • @shadowfaraj6233
    @shadowfaraj6233 2 роки тому +1

    Zeus: when life gives you lemons Turn them into lemon burgers.

  • @icevulpix2013
    @icevulpix2013 6 років тому +134

    When life gives you lemons...
    YOU SQUEEZE THEM BACK IN LIFE’S EYES.

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 6 років тому +2

      Ice Vulpix I am going to squeeze them into Bills eye

    • @randomedits3735
      @randomedits3735 5 років тому +1

      VickypediaCottonstar i was thinking that too

    • @cavejohnsonfromportal24
      @cavejohnsonfromportal24 5 років тому +2

      Ice Vulpix Alright I've been thinking when life gives you lemons DON'T MAKE LEMONADE MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOU'RE DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GANNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOU'RE HOUSE DOWN!!! *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

    • @benjaminbustamante7924
      @benjaminbustamante7924 5 років тому +1

      Heyyyyyy

    • @Loopimay
      @Loopimay 5 років тому +4

      Is that a Gumball reference?

  • @fallingstars5683
    @fallingstars5683 7 років тому +39

    Bill: Is he okay?
    Fiddleford: Believe it or not, this is calmer than usual.

  • @BloodmoonsNumber1Fan
    @BloodmoonsNumber1Fan 2 місяці тому +1

    After 8 years, its still here.

  • @Akizan
    @Akizan Рік тому +2

    Seriously, this is the main thing that got me into Portal (and then gaming altogether). At the time i was obsessed with gravity falls and I found this video and thought it was really funny so I looked up where the audio was from. I watched the origional clip from Portal 2 and thought the game looked really fun and instantly loved the characters. So i decided to buy Portal (which was my first game apart from Minecraft and Roblox) and I absolutely loved it. Portal is what made me properly discover gaming too, so ik its been 7 years, but thank you for this video because its halleriously what made me fall in love with gaming lmao.

  • @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079
    @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079 3 роки тому +1234

    Aperture scientists: noooo! You can’t just make a lemon that explodes for no reason!
    Cave Johnson: haha lemon go boom boom

    • @DarkLion1
      @DarkLion1 3 роки тому +5

      @@SikerScrapyard yeah there kinda angy

    • @robjmp2
      @robjmp2 3 роки тому +3

      Hey black Mesa fuck you 🖕

    • @ccoberley395
      @ccoberley395 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @ridgedawolfo
      @ridgedawolfo 3 роки тому +9

      YOU!

    • @420Crows
      @420Crows 3 роки тому +6

      aperture scientists: no uou cant make combustable lempns to burn people hows down
      cave johnson: haha you getting fired go brrre

  • @SuperWorldJumper
    @SuperWorldJumper 7 років тому +166

    Every Villain Is Lemons. Otherwise known as E.V.I.L. !!!

    • @Tendo641
      @Tendo641 7 років тому +11

      So I wasn't the only one who thought of that when I clicked on this?

    • @arsyn4504
      @arsyn4504 7 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 7 років тому

      Weegeepie 27 WEEGEEPIEEE. (fake)

    • @adyanchowdhury7607
      @adyanchowdhury7607 6 років тому

      Yellow Diamond, Bill Cipher, Flowey, Lemon Grab

    • @brittanyweaver6825
      @brittanyweaver6825 6 років тому

      SuperWorldJumper every villain is lemons

  • @anvirzunayet9722
    @anvirzunayet9722 11 місяців тому +1

    This is something that grunkle stan would more likely say than great uncle ford.

  • @vickyebborn8682
    @vickyebborn8682 2 місяці тому

    "When life gives you lemonade, make lemons"
    -Phil

  • @tristanmylo5299
    @tristanmylo5299 4 роки тому +665

    0:11
    Ford: "I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANGAGER!"
    Soos: "Oh uh. Didn't see you ther-"
    Ford: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!!"
    Soos: "Well uh, you're For-"
    Ford: "I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!"

  • @ryleefisk1764
    @ryleefisk1764 3 роки тому +473

    I genuinely didn’t know that cave Johnson has the same voice actor as Stanford Pines.

    • @Bananaa_-
      @Bananaa_- 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @HopefindersProductions
      @HopefindersProductions 3 роки тому +4

      Me neither!

    • @fangirl3086
      @fangirl3086 3 роки тому +4

      Who's Cave Johnson?

    • @HopefindersProductions
      @HopefindersProductions 3 роки тому +30

      @@fangirl3086 he's a character from the 2011 game Portal 2 (the game this audio is from)

    • @ryleefisk1764
      @ryleefisk1764 3 роки тому +21

      @@fangirl3086 the creator of aperture science. Where the voice lines of this video came from.

  • @Just_Mothman_things
    @Just_Mothman_things 2 роки тому

    I saw this randomly in the middle of the night and have watched it five times

  • @sandy_samwich4586
    @sandy_samwich4586 Рік тому

    I could rewatch this all dayyy