Back in day the Hitman role didn't have an automated system for hit requests and acceptance and finish. So you had to announce that you got a hit, and then say Hit completed. So basically I used to RDM as Hitman, without anyone knowing. I just said Hit Accepted and Hit Completed everytime. Man was it fun, and so evil XD
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
Wow that impressive how much improvement you made so far dacoober in your video editing from the beginning of your holly trolling of gmod, to this far, wish you the best to the futures of the holly Crusade against the non fun in the gmod server and may you have good holidays. Extreme troll
Yes he was French admin at 17:05 , fast translate if u want. So he said : "U not gonna do the dude who speak English with me when you spoke French to me very clearly just now" "Fine, okay I'm not gonna speak longer with u" "Yeah.. Yeah yeah u're funny" And the ban say "Extrem troll + make fun of admin + steal a police car"
When I was 14 my brother went onto my favorite rp server on gmod and got me banned by doing massrdm, and the "it was my brother im sorry," actually worked on the forum which was kinda class.
i'm really happy to see arstotzkan representation, you spoke it almost perfectly! it makes me happy more people are interested in the culture and language of our homeland.
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 He basically said that Dacoobers was faking not knowing french for some reason because apparently he heard him talk french before the sitting. I didn't have seen much of a "buddy talk" here and can't say that every french admins are like this. I would rather say that a lot of garry's mod admins from all around the world are dickheads lmao
My boys preferred method that works most of the time is "uhhh how do I play the game?" and he acts like he has no idea what he'd doing until they free him or ban him
my favorite thing is just texting them the vpn addy or your "addy" in this case. and to pull up and coax em to advert it or type it in public but dont ever say you wanted them to do such a thing. It's a full ban for them. hurry before servers start dismissing this
I have a playlist of videos that have managed to give me an audible chuckle and needless to say your gmod content fills up about half of it, thank you for always brightening our days with this silliness; also this one has obviously already gone into the playlist as it got me multiple times.
Hey guys, with the holidays coming up i’ve been pondering like the science of Christmas im talking like who’s funding santa? i’m thinking maybe he’s some government asset used as like some annual check up but they need it to also make sense for kids so i’d propose there’s some kind of funding program for the elves oh but maybe santa doesn’t exclusively give to families maybe he’s building nuclear weapons for the government like oppenheimer but it’s also safe to assume he’s immortal and the planet will end eventually where does he go? oh but that opens up like a whole new can of worms space travel isn’t off the table for santa this guy has flying reindeer, if aliens are real maybe santa also gifts them cause christmas kinda has this whole message of “everyone getting a gift” Also building onto that government theory I wanna get on the topic of snowmen, so it’s known carrots are good for your eyes you know what has carrots? Snowmen not only that but they also have eyes so i’m thinking these carrots are improving their efficiency as, hear me out SPY DRONES the government has successfully tricked us into constructing thousands of spy drones all across america not only that, everyone knows russians only walk on cold snow and ice, getting on grass can prob be fatal for a russian so these snowmen drones can also make a great lookout for the Russians.
Constipation, or the inability to have regular bowel movements, can be a common and uncomfortable issue. There are numerous potential causes, and understanding them is key to finding the right solution. One common cause of constipation is a lack of fiber in the diet. Fiber helps to bulk up stool and encourages regular bowel movements. Foods rich in fiber include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and legumes. If you're not consuming enough of these foods, your body might struggle to maintain regular bowel movements. Dehydration is another factor that can lead to constipation. When you're not drinking enough water, your body absorbs more liquid from your waste, which can make your stool hard and difficult to pass. Ensuring you drink enough water throughout the day is essential for maintaining digestive health. Physical activity also plays a role in bowel regularity. Regular exercise can help stimulate intestinal activity and promote more regular bowel movements. If you're leading a sedentary lifestyle, you might find that increasing your physical activity helps. Sometimes, constipation can be a side effect of certain medications or a symptom of an underlying medical condition. If you've recently started a new medication or have other health issues, this could be contributing to your constipation. In such cases, it's important to consult with a healthcare professional. Stress and changes in routine can also impact your digestive system. High levels of stress can interfere with the normal functioning of your digestive system, and changes in your daily routine, like travel or a change in your work schedule, can disrupt your body's regular patterns. Overuse of laxatives can also cause problems. While they may seem like a quick fix, relying on them can make your body less able to move stool on its own over time. It's generally better to rely on dietary and lifestyle changes to promote regular bowel movements. Lastly, ignoring the urge to have a bowel movement can lead to constipation. When you ignore this urge, your body may eventually stop signaling the need to go, which can make constipation worse. If you're experiencing persistent or severe constipation, it's important to see a healthcare provider. They can help identify any underlying issues and recommend the best treatment plan for you. Remember, everyone's body is different, so what works for one person may not work for another. It's about finding the right balance for your individual needs. Continuing on the topic of constipation and bowel health, it's important to delve deeper into some of the nuances and lesser-known aspects that could be affecting your digestive system. Firstly, let's talk about the gut microbiome. This refers to the trillions of bacteria and other microorganisms living in your digestive system. These microorganisms play a crucial role in your overall health, including digestion. An imbalance in the gut microbiome can lead to various digestive issues, including constipation. Probiotics, which are found in fermented foods like yogurt, kefir, and sauerkraut, can help restore balance to the gut microbiome and improve bowel regularity. Age is another factor that can affect bowel movements. As people get older, their digestive system can become less efficient, and muscle contractions in the intestines can slow down, leading to constipation. It's important for older adults to pay extra attention to their diet and lifestyle to maintain regular bowel movements. In some cases, constipation can be a symptom of a more serious condition, such as hypothyroidism, diabetes, or neurological disorders like Parkinson's disease. These conditions can affect the body's ability to digest food and pass waste. If you have an underlying health condition, managing it effectively can also help in managing constipation. Another aspect to consider is the mental-emotional connection to our digestive system. The gut is often referred to as the "second brain" because it's heavily influenced by our emotional state. Anxiety, depression, and emotional stress can manifest as physical symptoms in the gut, including constipation. Techniques like mindfulness, meditation, and counseling can be effective in managing stress and may have a positive impact on bowel health. In addition to dietary fiber, there are specific foods and substances that can naturally help alleviate constipation. For example, prunes, aloe vera, and magnesium-rich foods can have a natural laxative effect. However, it's important to introduce these into your diet gradually and monitor how your body responds. It's also worth noting that everyone's bowel patterns are different. What's considered normal can range from three times a day to three times a week. What's important is the consistency of your stool and the ease with which you can pass it, rather than the frequency alone. Lastly, developing regular bowel habits can be beneficial. Try to establish a routine where you give yourself time each day to have a bowel movement, preferably after a meal when your natural bowel activity is higher. Remember, while many cases of constipation can be managed with lifestyle and dietary changes, it's crucial to consult with a healthcare professional if you have concerns, especially if you experience significant changes in your bowel habits, pain, or blood in your stool. These could be signs of a more serious condition that needs medical attention.
Bro the yapping part😂 ima just start going off about car transmissions😅 Also majority only works if the server is runned by a chill owner that doesn’t set much rules for the admins or the owner himself
The fact I found the fire alarm the same in the video was used in the World Trade Center the fire alarm was called "Cerberus Pyrotronics MXL-V | Voice Assisted" but it is used in other buildings
I promply remember headshotting a admin when they said no killing that's mean to a gangwae and they tried threaten me and my only response was it was funny and they let me go
there’s no way that made up language bit was pure gibberish, right? i don’t recognise it but surely there was some structure to it, either that or you speak *really good* gibberish
insanly funny ! also as a frenchman, it's always good to remember how cringe my fellow countrymans act online, it's somehow even worst than most nationalities !
I believe dacoobers is the next einstein, with admin insight i can actually confirm this. My guy can solve worldwide gmod banning issues by himself. Heck, even fin,d a cure to cancer if he finds the time to
mitt romney wouldn't get banned
True
@mittromney7614 holy shit, is that the REAL mitt Romney?
@@mittromney7614Are you ever going to let a battle be dictated by facts?
@@mittromney7614 Holy crap! Mitt Romney?!
@@Faygo2215 hello faygo
IT seems like we ALL want a whole video dedicated to "yapping"
Can't even lie the yapping one is just immaculate I would literally pay for an entire video dedicated to yapping out of sits
even they started to have a good time lol probably the best method
@@kreftos9706 fr
its my mate at the end who hes yapping to hahah ive just sent him the video
That was the best one, where they asked him to repeat
its how i got away with rdm on ttt 11 years ago and somehow became an admin lol
How to not get banned in rp?
*Just don't play at rp servers*
The ultimate tip.
You could just... follow the rules?
@@JazzerciseJusticenuh uh
@@JazzerciseJustice What are we? NERDS???!!!!!
@@TheVincenzoGaming yes 😈
Anyone who has played gmod is 😈
Back in day the Hitman role didn't have an automated system for hit requests and acceptance and finish. So you had to announce that you got a hit, and then say Hit completed. So basically I used to RDM as Hitman, without anyone knowing. I just said Hit Accepted and Hit Completed everytime.
Man was it fun, and so evil XD
Oh my God you're the reason they changed over to the system of the f****** f3 method
@@nateno8965 🤣
@@nateno8965and guess what?
He's also the sole reason.
He made the system
Troll Extreme
@@nateno8965 he also created it
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future
Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate
Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate
Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate
Wow that impressive how much improvement you made so far dacoober in your video editing from the beginning of your holly trolling of gmod, to this far, wish you the best to the futures of the holly Crusade against the non fun in the gmod server and may you have good holidays. Extreme troll
you too my friend
troll extreme*
a holly jolly crusade, is the best time of the year
Okay the admin that transformed into a pseudogiant from S.T.A.L.K.E.R actually touched my heart.
No seriously my chest is wide open and it hurts
Yes he was French admin at 17:05 , fast translate if u want.
So he said :
"U not gonna do the dude who speak English with me when you spoke French to me very clearly just now"
"Fine, okay I'm not gonna speak longer with u"
"Yeah.. Yeah yeah u're funny"
And the ban say
"Extrem troll + make fun of admin + steal a police car"
when was he speaking french????
you'd be surprised by how well the yapping method works irl
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When I was 14 my brother went onto my favorite rp server on gmod and got me banned by doing massrdm, and the "it was my brother im sorry," actually worked on the forum which was kinda class.
I hate to break it to you but your brother died 4 years ago. That was actually you because you forgot to take your bipolar schizo meds
Being demoted is grounds for a full PTSD fueled schizo episode of an attack so its not RDM its in fact all in RP
13:24 - "I'm going to kill yourself" reminds me so much of "I am going to shit your pants" meme.
Cmon man stop following me, only room for 1 of us to watch dacoobers
@@Myranos *_There's over 8 months of a difference, how-_*
This truly is How to NEVER get banned from Gmod RP
I actually want to see a uncut of this video or a unedited version of the whole yapping bit
ned's declassified darkrp survival guide
Underrated joke
Thank you for the tips! Now, I can use these against my tax collection
it's time to adapt to new trends old man, the rage today is assassination
the yapping part had my laughing so damm hard fr
thats my mate hes yapping to xD
do you know what the song is?
17:00 god that's so much more hillarious when you understand french, he's so haughty and full of himself when he talks to you x)
"Joseph Kony is out there"
I wasn't expecting that, man I can't believe that was 11 years ago
Such a well done video. I love you, dacoobers
let's just be friends
@@Dacoobers I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this...
@@Dacoobers nobody rejects us, you should've know that
If yapping is most effective just goes to prove how BORED and miserable the admins get
"i'm going to kill yourself" was the funniest sentence i've heard today
i'm really happy to see arstotzkan representation, you spoke it almost perfectly! it makes me happy more people are interested in the culture and language of our homeland.
12:42
This guy is a hollow of himself.
I meanheis admin on a Gmod server, so...
That guy accused you of speaking french. This calls for a french yapping video.
Average based Gmod player
PS: As a french, 17:00 hits hard lmaoooo
Extreme troll 😂
I think I understood some words he said,why did he talk like it was his buddy? Is that how french admin run things?
That's creepy lmao-
@@shapeswitch_mood7221 He basically said that Dacoobers was faking not knowing french for some reason because apparently he heard him talk french before the sitting. I didn't have seen much of a "buddy talk" here and can't say that every french admins are like this. I would rather say that a lot of garry's mod admins from all around the world are dickheads lmao
@@Wapako nan ils sont tous comme ça
@@kg7162 Possible, j'interagis pas des masse avec lmao
My boys preferred method that works most of the time is "uhhh how do I play the game?" and he acts like he has no idea what he'd doing until they free him or ban him
These could all pretty much be their own videos, I don't think I've laughed this much in like 12 weeks.
my favorite thing is just texting them the vpn addy or your "addy" in this case. and to pull up and coax em to advert it or type it in public but dont ever say you wanted them to do such a thing. It's a full ban for them. hurry before servers start dismissing this
The yapping about the shit was relatable
i nearly spat out my drink at the part where admins started to speak gibberish
Probably more once you notice it was French. :D
I have a playlist of videos that have managed to give me an audible chuckle and needless to say your gmod content fills up about half of it, thank you for always brightening our days with this silliness; also this one has obviously already gone into the playlist as it got me multiple times.
I died at the yapping one, that was hilarious very funny
Fr
12. The guy was actually speaking french and said that you spoke french to him. Are you like a bilingual Canadian?
The Lego Indians Jones part killed me
as someone who has spent HOURS at a time yapping the yapping tip is going to be very useful
Hey guys, with the holidays coming up i’ve been pondering like the science of Christmas im talking like who’s funding santa? i’m thinking maybe he’s some government asset used as like some annual check up but they need it to also make sense for kids so i’d propose there’s some kind of funding program for the elves oh but maybe santa doesn’t exclusively give to families maybe he’s building nuclear weapons for the government like oppenheimer but it’s also safe to assume he’s immortal and the planet will end eventually where does he go? oh but that opens up like a whole new can of worms space travel isn’t off the table for santa this guy has flying reindeer, if aliens are real maybe santa also gifts them cause christmas kinda has this whole message of “everyone getting a gift” Also building onto that government theory I wanna get on the topic of snowmen, so it’s known carrots are good for your eyes you know what has carrots? Snowmen not only that but they also have eyes so i’m thinking these carrots are improving their efficiency as, hear me out SPY DRONES the government has successfully tricked us into constructing thousands of spy drones all across america not only that, everyone knows russians only walk on cold snow and ice, getting on grass can prob be fatal for a russian so these snowmen drones can also make a great lookout for the Russians.
Constipation, or the inability to have regular bowel movements, can be a common and uncomfortable issue. There are numerous potential causes, and understanding them is key to finding the right solution.
One common cause of constipation is a lack of fiber in the diet. Fiber helps to bulk up stool and encourages regular bowel movements. Foods rich in fiber include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and legumes. If you're not consuming enough of these foods, your body might struggle to maintain regular bowel movements.
Dehydration is another factor that can lead to constipation. When you're not drinking enough water, your body absorbs more liquid from your waste, which can make your stool hard and difficult to pass. Ensuring you drink enough water throughout the day is essential for maintaining digestive health.
Physical activity also plays a role in bowel regularity. Regular exercise can help stimulate intestinal activity and promote more regular bowel movements. If you're leading a sedentary lifestyle, you might find that increasing your physical activity helps.
Sometimes, constipation can be a side effect of certain medications or a symptom of an underlying medical condition. If you've recently started a new medication or have other health issues, this could be contributing to your constipation. In such cases, it's important to consult with a healthcare professional.
Stress and changes in routine can also impact your digestive system. High levels of stress can interfere with the normal functioning of your digestive system, and changes in your daily routine, like travel or a change in your work schedule, can disrupt your body's regular patterns.
Overuse of laxatives can also cause problems. While they may seem like a quick fix, relying on them can make your body less able to move stool on its own over time. It's generally better to rely on dietary and lifestyle changes to promote regular bowel movements.
Lastly, ignoring the urge to have a bowel movement can lead to constipation. When you ignore this urge, your body may eventually stop signaling the need to go, which can make constipation worse.
If you're experiencing persistent or severe constipation, it's important to see a healthcare provider. They can help identify any underlying issues and recommend the best treatment plan for you. Remember, everyone's body is different, so what works for one person may not work for another. It's about finding the right balance for your individual needs.
Continuing on the topic of constipation and bowel health, it's important to delve deeper into some of the nuances and lesser-known aspects that could be affecting your digestive system.
Firstly, let's talk about the gut microbiome. This refers to the trillions of bacteria and other microorganisms living in your digestive system. These microorganisms play a crucial role in your overall health, including digestion. An imbalance in the gut microbiome can lead to various digestive issues, including constipation. Probiotics, which are found in fermented foods like yogurt, kefir, and sauerkraut, can help restore balance to the gut microbiome and improve bowel regularity.
Age is another factor that can affect bowel movements. As people get older, their digestive system can become less efficient, and muscle contractions in the intestines can slow down, leading to constipation. It's important for older adults to pay extra attention to their diet and lifestyle to maintain regular bowel movements.
In some cases, constipation can be a symptom of a more serious condition, such as hypothyroidism, diabetes, or neurological disorders like Parkinson's disease. These conditions can affect the body's ability to digest food and pass waste. If you have an underlying health condition, managing it effectively can also help in managing constipation.
Another aspect to consider is the mental-emotional connection to our digestive system. The gut is often referred to as the "second brain" because it's heavily influenced by our emotional state. Anxiety, depression, and emotional stress can manifest as physical symptoms in the gut, including constipation. Techniques like mindfulness, meditation, and counseling can be effective in managing stress and may have a positive impact on bowel health.
In addition to dietary fiber, there are specific foods and substances that can naturally help alleviate constipation. For example, prunes, aloe vera, and magnesium-rich foods can have a natural laxative effect. However, it's important to introduce these into your diet gradually and monitor how your body responds.
It's also worth noting that everyone's bowel patterns are different. What's considered normal can range from three times a day to three times a week. What's important is the consistency of your stool and the ease with which you can pass it, rather than the frequency alone.
Lastly, developing regular bowel habits can be beneficial. Try to establish a routine where you give yourself time each day to have a bowel movement, preferably after a meal when your natural bowel activity is higher.
Remember, while many cases of constipation can be managed with lifestyle and dietary changes, it's crucial to consult with a healthcare professional if you have concerns, especially if you experience significant changes in your bowel habits, pain, or blood in your stool. These could be signs of a more serious condition that needs medical attention.
Thanks for the info.
8:18 this is literally some alternate personality shit XD
u never cease to amaze me, Mr Coobs
never played gmod rp, do the admins really grab you and interrogate you if you kill someone?
10:56 I was so not ready for this hahaha
Bro got circumcised for flirting nawwwww
4:57 during the montage you can see the admin actually talk to him during this 💀bro was actually interested
Dacoobers yapping was truly nice
The Yapin’ part was perfect
the respectfully disagree admin was flabbergasted
🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️❓❗️⁉️ YAPPAHOLICS MIXTAPES🔥🔥🔥🔥
The yapping one was fucking greeat XD
The yapping admin was chill af not gonna lie
the yap was the best one
it's called constipation my dude, get some fiber
Dacoomers: Professional Yapper, 5 Star Michelin Gaslighter, Certified Rizzler, and Experienced Firefighter.
This is a great guide, hopefully I'll stop getting banned. Keep it up Dapooper!
If they threatened to ban you just call them sissy boys repeatedly and talk over them, always eorks
PLEASE I NEED MORE YAPPING!!!!!
the fifth one is just the funniest thing i ever seen lol
Bro the yapping part😂 ima just start going off about car transmissions😅
Also majority only works if the server is runned by a chill owner that doesn’t set much rules for the admins or the owner himself
i try to read off the transcript of a comedy show to try not get banned
4:18 Eat more fiber, my friend.
I'm banning the whole gmod community from my server, including myself.
Perfect peace. Not even I can disturb it!
Dacoomer we need a yappin video
Im so glad the term "yapping" is coming back
the true way to never get banned is to never play on those
"i'm going to kill yourself"
that made me literally laugh out loud, that was out of nowhere
ok the Yapping thing was the best lmao
I thought these wouldn't work but after trying them all i found they do in fact not work.
Get a bidet, Dacoobers. Even the cheap ones from Amazon you attach to a regular toilet are a game changer.
How on earth do you not find the sit on yourself not funny
i had way too much fun arguing with myself
AAAAAAAA i'm Dacooming !!!
holy shit
The fact I found the fire alarm the same in the video was used in the World Trade Center the fire alarm was called "Cerberus Pyrotronics MXL-V | Voice Assisted" but it is used in other buildings
"Can you start from the beginning" ☠️
I promply remember headshotting a admin when they said no killing that's mean to a gangwae and they tried threaten me and my only response was it was funny and they let me go
Truly the god gamer dacoobers escaping from these basement dwelling admins
“Nah you were well funny I quite like you.” Gmod admins if they didn’t have crowbars up their asses.
okay but for the spending money one you should have bought vip AFTER doing the deed as like a bribe
troll extreme
10/10 I got unbanned!
I was rolling when at the alt account part! But here is a new idea, RDM someone, and say your alt account witnessed the victim instigated it
Best way to never get banned. Always please single player. Can't get banned from single player other than maybe Steam.
there’s no way that made up language bit was pure gibberish, right? i don’t recognise it but surely there was some structure to it, either that or you speak *really good* gibberish
Yapping was my personal favourite, I'm not sure I've got the brain for that though.
Ive personally used the "but it was funny" tactic before. It didnt work.
If you say that you will report them to the irs and get the owner audited
shaving ur ass is like cleaning ur house, only do it if ur expecting visitors
yap yap yap
5 months late but I can't believe one of the tutorials wasn't 'just say this is literally 1984'
As a french guy, that french dude sounds cringe, also he said that you're very clearly fluent in french lol
dude as a very active player of the 2nd server what the flip dud
They can't ban you if you don't exist. Simply tell them they can't ban you cuz your not real.
I hate how you just get banned for doing anything in gmod
lmao that was the fakest voice changer I've ever heard
When youre in an rdm competition and your opponent is a donator:
“Made up language”
>Speaks perfect Frisian.
have a very garry christmas
insanly funny ! also as a frenchman, it's always good to remember how cringe my fellow countrymans act online, it's somehow even worst than most nationalities !
I feel the time you’d spend in jail is a lot shorter than the time you spend yapping
helicopter sound is like maggie form the simpsons sucking on a pacifer
I believe dacoobers is the next einstein, with admin insight i can actually confirm this. My guy can solve worldwide gmod banning issues by himself. Heck, even fin,d a cure to cancer if he finds the time to
the begging was the most emotion i've ever heard of Dacoobers lol
Still uploads faster than any UA-camr ever.