My Daughter Survives WORLD'S STRICTEST SCHOOL
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- Опубліковано 29 бер 2024
- Can Salish survive a full day at the world's strictest high school, or will she quit and I'll FINALLY win the Matter Cup? Shout out to my son Hudson Matter for starting this trend, and to Brent Rivera for finding this crazy school! Watch both of their awesome strict school videos here:
Hudson: • I Survived the World's...
Brent: • I Survived the World's...
Thumbnail inspiration: @HudsonMatter
Thanks to the amazing actors for volunteering to trick Salish:
Administrators:
Ms. Bastille: Camille James Harmann (@camillejamesharman)
Mr. Smiley: Moses Jackson (@watch_mo_grow)
Nurse: Karla Dudley (@karladudhoff)
Principal: Angela Nicholas (@AngelaNicholasActor)
Classmates:
Ian Massimino
Londen Davi
Aisha Dos
Maya B
Ailin Kenzhebulatova
Anna Hu
Kalia
Makena Moorehead
McKenzie Samera
Tomiris Abdolla
Jax Binkert
Nathaniel Taylor
Ethan Ma
Micah Rivas-Jobe
Naoki Smiles
Max Rivers
Blake Sherrard
Olive Hoffman
Mariana Elson
SUBSCRIBE:
Salish and me: / @jordanmatter
Salish Vlogs: / @salishmatter
Hudson: / @hudsonmatter
Brent: / @brentrivera
FOLLOW: / saysaymatter
Subscribe to my Photo Challenges channel to see FATHER VS DAUGHTER: / @jordanmatterphotochal...
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Business Inquiries: info@jordanmatter.com
Video by Sandy Chase
Music licensed through Artlist and Epidemic Sound
Wow, if you're still reading you are awesome! BOOOMMMM!! - Розваги
What's the next strict challenge Salish should try?
Strictest gymnastics coach
Strict babysitter
The strictest gymnastics teacher?
worlds strictest sibling
I guess I have to say second
I am 0 years old if you if my comment gets so many likes I will get older please don't make me too old
15 yeas old
Happy 17 years old
I’m 22
I’m joking I’m 36
Happy 37th birthday
100 reasons to live! ❤(if you need it or if ur feeling down :)
1.chicken nuggets
2. sleepovers with ur bestie
3. reading books
4. eating soup
5. watching movies
6. eating popcorn
7. making money
8. selling lemonade
9. mcdonalds
10. feeling loved
11. watching grwms
12. buying lululemon for the first time
13. listening to music
14. watching jordan matter + salish matter
15. eating chips
16. going to summer camp
17. getting new clothes
18. making new friends
19. traveling across the world
20. doing self care
21. snow days to skip school
22. christmas (to those who celebrate)
23. halloween
24. hannukah
25. ramadan
26. chewing gum
27. doing yoga
28. wearing new clothes
29. drinking hot chocolate
30. eating right after swimming
31. making friendship bracelets
32. getting starbucks
33. eating crispy fries
34. eating ice cream
35. baking a cake
36. watching miraculous ladybug edits
37. drinking boba/bubble tea
38. eating french toast
39. mewing
40. eating eggs
41. getting ice cream from mcdonalds
42. playing roblox
43. playing with cats
44. watching two set violin
45. finding people that love you
46. skipping school
47. getting better from being sick
48. making fun of jojo siwa
49. doing the cup song
50. remembering the 2000's
51. hanging out with ur friends
52. dance classes
53. getting new clothes
54. sewing new clothes
55. writing heartwarming messages
56. staying up late
57. eating ramen
58. drinking water
59. disneyworld
60. ladybugs
61. typing
62. getting sol de janeiro
63. asmr
64. watching POVs
65. singing contemporary music
66. eating chinese food
67. candy
68. candles
69. lying on ur bed
70. painting
71. ur parents saying that they are proud of you
72. feeling happy
73. playing mario kart
74. going to the cottage
75. deleting spiders
76. going to australia
77. looking forward to smth
78. having silly fights
79. going to the bakery
80. waking up early to go to the airport
81. road trips
82. eating spicy food
83. mini toys
84. tape
85. getting an extension to bring back dislikes (chrome web store)
86. feeling pretty
87. writing online reviews
88. pretending to be a food critic
89. cuddling with stuffed animals
90. the first night in ur new house
91. doodling on a test
92. texting ur bestie
93. getting "that" sneeze out
94. getting pizza at 7-11
95. eating japanese food
96. eating sour food
97. feeling proud
98. cleaning ur room
99. making it this far
100. me being proud of you + keep being ur amazing self. :) ❤
ty for reading
Wow thankyou❤
I loved this so much
I agree with number 42
There is 99 she said eating Chinese food
Ian was so kind to help Saillsh ❤
Btw is nick
Every like this comment gets I will do that number of push ups
My parents said if I reach 50K, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... Pls guys I'm literally begging you!!!!
*Salish fans* ❤
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27 pushups @stich_lover1293
Y
@@universaltoonsyou just want subscribers you bot
Who wants salish and nidal to switch morning routines for a day
👇
Me
And that will be so funny 😂
me
Me
me
having a sleepover with a strict friend sounds like a good idea
You try it solicitors, dad
Salish what doesn’t want to quit? So let’s get a win
🏆
Hi
Evan
Only salish fans will like this comment 👇
Bet
-Bet-
Sup
2:49
Hi guys
Here's 100 reasons to live for cause why not : { If you are feeling down lately }
1. to eat so much candy!
2. cosplaying
3. going to get ice cream
4. that feeling of butterflies in ur stomach
5. having a crush
6. eating so much food
7. making art
8. writing in a journal
9. going on a shopping spree
10. waking up on christmas morning
11. nostalgia
12. listening to ur favorite song
13. moving out and feeling independent
14. sleepovers with ur bestie
15. finding the people that really care abt u
16. hugging ur stuffed animals
17. flashbacks- good or bad
18. people congratulating u
19. feeling accomplished
20. realizing not everyone is perfect
21. proving somebody wrong
22. winning
23. organizing and feeling clean
24. crying into ur pillow
25. realizing ur friend is toxic
26. writing a poem
27. riding a roller coaster
28. feeling like u understand something
29. getting an A on ur test
30. weird dreams that relate to u
31. dreaming about a boy / girl / non binary
32. feeling afraid
33. feeling convinced
34. feeling confident
35. learning a new move / pose
36. stretching
37. eating a whole tub of ice cream
38. making an ice cream sundae
39. taste buds changing
40. birthdays
41. getting a car (if u want / can)
42. getting a job
43. getting interviewed
44. hitting something and feeling so good
45. the relief when saying a curse word
46. finding people u relate to
47. valentines day
48. when u buy yourself flowers
49. going to the beach
50. wearing pajamas the whole day
51. driving without a destination
52. going to the movie theater
53. moving in to a new house
54. counting down to an occasion
55. getting a cool opportunity
56. going on vacation with ur family
57. matching with ur friends
58. having a girls night / boys night
59. having a lot of choices
60. making the right choice and knowing it
61. family game night
62. winning a family game
63. expanding ur vocabulary
64. feeling silly and childish
65. realizing u can be different
66. hiking
67. learning how to bike
68. going on the slopes
69. being friends with a boy
70. celebrating national holidays
71. doing a brain dump
72. agreeing with ur OCD (if u have it)
73. playing with a fidget
74. making origami
75. throwing paper planes and paper balls
76. baking new things + old things
77. making ur own recipe
78. playing school
79. realizing disney is not weird to watch
80. souvenirs
81. getting awarded
82. getting a sticker
83. decorating ur room
84. re designing ur room
85. finding a new style
86. watching ur fav creator
87. binge watching ur fav series
88. watching new movies
89. getting something expensive
90. wishing for something
91. taking ur time
92. when ur lips feel so soft
93. christmas movies
94. making a bucket list
95. visiting relatives
96. seeing a nice pet
97. school getting canceled
98. realizing somebody loves u
99. memorizing a long thing
100. looking back at this moment and realizing u made it!!
EDIT: so close to 1k tysm
Thanks i needed it❤
How could you write that much
Bro has so much time I could never lol
Girl not related to jordan's video
Hi Jordan and Salish I love your videos. You’re my favourite bloggers. You’re the best congratulations for 20 million.
maybe Salish should try worlds strictest babysitter, you guys are the BEST
I am 0 years old every like this comment gets i get older please dont make me to old
Happy 5th birthday
Happy 10th birthday
Happy 11th birthday!
Happy 12th birthday
Happy 13th
People who didn't come from tiktok are allowed to like this comment....
From TikTok (; 18:39
I came from tiktok
I'm not allowed😢 to
It doesn’t matter if you came from TikTok we can still like this comment
im not but my cousin is😊
Every likes my comment get I’m gonna do push-ups
Congratulations Mr.Popo 🎊 🎉
Great teacher!!!! He was my 6th grade teacher at the Laguerre Primary School 20 years ago
Who do you think is going to win 🥇
Salish💖. Jordan 🔥
0:00
Salish duh
Salish ofc❤️
Jordan!!!
Salish duhhhh
Salish slays that outfit! Who else agrees?
👇🏻
I do
yes
I do
Me
I do
I love stylish because she always makes videos that I like
Salish slays that outfit! Who else agrees❤ 7:15
I agree
No one
@@mrflimflam_isfakelies i do
@@AlexisCatlover yea i agree
Me
Jeremiah and Salish look like great friends he is a very nice guy❤
NO STOP SHE SAYING WITH NIDAL!
@@Every1luvssicilyshivers what so she can't be friends with him girl bffr their not even dating
Where have I seen Jeremiah from I think dhar Mann
@@SUBTOMEyehhuhyup
@@Every1luvssicilyshivershe said FRIENDS
Team strictest Gymnastics Coach!! ❤😂
👇👇
Team strictist gymnastics xoch
Damnn
Actually not bad idea
Yesssss
yassssssssssssssssss
Maybe we should definitely do a strict gymnastics teacher ❤ by the way i'm team salish
Salish beat you at your own game. Impressive! Hope you get a chance one day to get the Matter cup.
It’s so sweet how Ian was like u guys are too hard on her smth like that
SADLY I don’t want it in my house anymore but I’m just going out to my moms and my dad and has my dad and dad out for dinner and then I can come over for
😅
True
😂
The scrict teacher should be named Mrs Smith instead of Mrs bastille because Salish pronounced it Mrs badstyle also soap is actually chocolate
Every like this comment gets my age increase
My parents said it I hit 25K by my birthday they buy me the 59 perfume for my birthday!!! Pls guys im literally begging you!!
My age is 4
Your age…. IS 5!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉
My age is 7
Hii
The strictest parents I think that should be the next channel❤
"Then you give me the entire backpack"
"What!?"
"But then you'll need your books"
"Bro
This is so entertaining
Under 24 hour gang! ✨
👇-claim your seats before it’s too late! ✨
Do you want to play??? But u cant !!!
Darren, tell the teacher that's true, that's that daylight.Chapter two gymnastics in front of the class
Vid is 10 hours old
Here
Me I couldn't go to the live I fell asleep
Salish had a glow up!
She looks the same and has a deep voice
@@user-kt4zg9qz8kher voice is not deep
She is just using makeup she looks the same ewithout
@@user-kt4zg9qz8kher voice is not deep wth is rong with u her voice is soo sweet
I'm not going anywhere for the next week 9:37 9:46
I love how the teachers is really sweet when they are not acting ❤
3:27 hun you said u always say u win the matter cup 😂😂😂😂edit 1 OMG 2 LIKES
Ian/Jeremiah helping her was so sweet 🙁💗
What was the other vid he was in?
I’m warning you nidal Ian gonna take your girl
😅😅 jeremiah was in darn man video with salish
Yeah
Btw Ian’s my name
can we appreciate jeramiah helping Salish? That’s courage fr
He’s 60
@@user-mo2be7ix5owhat? No he's not wdym Ian is 60 u got the wrong comment💀💀
@SamanthaJoy2345 what do u mean that comment makes no sense 💀💀
@@Wyatt-gf6dp he said Ian is 60 when Ian is literally like Salish's age(I'm talking abt the other user with an S and the color of the background is orange)
Butbit was Jeremiah @@SamanthaJoy2345
She is still slaying all day:)
21:28 just me or do I love this part
Salish looks stunning omg ❤
Yeah but it’s just makeup
If ur excited till it starts!!!!🫶🫶
👇
Edit 1 ( OMG thanks for all the likes❤)
edit 2 ( THANK U FOR 200 LIKES I LOVE U GUYS ❤❤)
Edit 3 (300 LIKES❤❤❤❤)
Edit 4 ( THANK U FOR ALMOST 600 LIKES!)
Edit 5 ( 620 LIKES THANKSSSSSSSSSSS 🙏!!!
EDIT 6 ( OMG 820 LIKES THANK UUU)
Edit 7 ( 900 LIKES I ❤ Y’ALL
I AM SOOOO EXCITED.EEEEEEE❤❤😊😊😊
Me too🎉🎉🎉🎉
Same
Yaaaas😊😊😊
Aaaaaaaaa
"Excuse me we do not talk about bathrooms"
Well then you don't wanna know what my lunch table talks about-
Team Jordan team Jordan team Jordan please with Jordan❤
Less than an hour gang ( not forcing )
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Here
Here
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67 exploding tacos near your area
Here ☺️
It’s time for Salish to
WIN🎉
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 1000+ LIKES?!
@@Ninamm2because
Go Salish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
In Singapore schools, can’t have hair down must tie hair in black hair ties only, short nails,no makeup at all,white coloured shoes like sport shoes only and the shorts must be below ur knee.
My primary school and high school make us clean the class room up sometimes like Salish and we use our hands as well
IM TEAM SALISH YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
Team Nalish!
Whose gonna win
YEAH
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤hope you were in the trophy
People that didn’t come from TikTok are allowed to like this comment 🎉🎉
Well u came from tiktok bc you know there's a tiktok vid so
I know what it is I just don’t watch it
@@eeveelove623I LOVE UR PROFILE GURL❤❤❤
I do too
😮
Jordan can you please do a video about Salish having the most strictest gymnastics teacher
hi Jordan Matter am your biggist fan please make a video with Soffi Doffi
One like = one braincell
12 braincells
20
29
37
43 my boi
Ian was soo sweet he was looking out for Salish I think you should bring him back in future videos because him and Salish really had a bond❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
We need more lan and Salish vids bc he was so sweet!
@@M3xican-Spider-Manby any chance do you know any of the video names Salish did with Ian?
😊😂Dante
Bet Ian has a crush on Salish
@@Mimi_on_Paws546righttt
Omg love uuu so much ❤❤❤❤❤ omg I am the biggest fan ❤❤❤
10:10 Max from rock squad Pom Pom diaries
Salish should go to the strictest water park!!❤❤❤ pls get this to 500 likes so Jordan sees it!!!
Lol 😆 what only 2 likes nooo I said lol because when I saw it there were only 7 likes
My parents said it I hit 25K by my birthday they buy me the 59 perfume for my birthday!!! Pls guys im literally begging you!!
Bro is there even a strictest water park ???
Exactly moonxberry7890
I got the power ⛮
YOU SHOULD DO A TRUTH OR DARE DAY LIKE IF YOU AGREE
👇
Yeah
YEAH!
They way Salish slapped the teachers hand when she said Phone? 0:56
8:26 so true but this year it wasn't that bad except for a big snow storm but all the snow was gone in a day or two
And the way he said whoopsies at 13:39 had me laughing for 10 minutes
1:17: Teacher
16:29: Detention
20:09: Nurse
21:38: Principal
For me the most scariest was the nurse
Great video
How did you comment the video please tell me
Why
@@user-ks8um6pk4gYou’re probably on another account. On your main, you probably have to sign in in order to comment.
You type it out like 2:01 you type 2 : 0 1@@Sam-ok6ep
Nurse winky😂
Jordan is such a cool dad, Salish is so lucky to have a dad like jordan. Every video of this channel is so creatively done. Salish is looking so tall in this video and I love watching your videos...
Jordan is 50 yrs old I think
15:16 I FEEL HER LIKE ONE TIME WHEN THIS GUY CALLED AUNG GOT IN TROUBLE AND MY TEACHER HAS TO GO FOR A BIT HOWEVER SHE GOT ENOUGH OF HIM AND RECORD HER PHONE ON HIS BEHAVIOUR THAT GUY COVERED IT WITH A BOOK AND BLAMED ON ME LIKE I ALWAYS ACT LIKE THAT WHILE I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESSES BUT THANKFULLY HE WAS THE ONE THAT GOT DETENTION
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
I love Salish’s style and walk and everything about her 9:21
Salish should do strict gymnastics or strict babysitter next
Yes!
Yes
Yes
I think they already did strict babysitter
@@Wyatt-gf6dp oh they did? I don’t remember
Nurse : how may I hel- kid put that gun down your not allowed to USE STOP
Salish : any last words?
Nurse : KID DONT
🔫 *
“ SURVIVED NURSE ENDING “
Salish killed the nurse with her gun and survived her
Killed and gun you said
She literally walked in to class roo and was like "what up teach" 😂😂
ONLY TRUE SALISH FANS CAN LIKE THIS COMMENT
EDIT:OMG thanks for the like guys there lot's of Salish's fans as you can see
EDIT 2: you see there is going some drama and rudeness in my comments look guys I am not BEGGING FOR LIKES as waseemKhan-gd8rg said I am just saying that there's lots of SALISH fan's. Do you see me saying ''EDIT:plss like'' no I am not saying that so plss stop saying I am begging it is very annoying
EDIT 3 : thanks guys for liking!
EDIT 4:plss plsss plss guys let's get to 1k just 8 more likes come on guys we can do this
EDIT 5: I see 999 likes one more guys!!!
EDIT 6: yesss we did it we did it ❤❤💝
EDIT 7: guys thanks for all the pple who is supporting me and saying I am not begging like some people are the people who are saying I am begging plsss I beg you STOP and If your not GOING TO too bad becuase I reported all the RUDE pple and LIKE THE COMMENTS OF THE GOOD PPPLE
Me
Me
Me
Me
Only true Salish fans wont use Salish for likes
Salish is such an icon and she had a huge glow up where did all that come from? 😍
From her mother
Jordan , I want you to do the worst school like Salish and Hudson and red Rivera
Colorado snow isnt that heavy once you get used to it
16:09 I love how sweet Ian is
I know right
Fr
Frrrr tho
Is Ian from darman
I love how when she was with Jeremiah she had smile on her face when he said jokes they look so happy together!
OMG BESTY YESSS SAME
umm there's nidal!!
*Nidal has entered the chat
@@laylasalem4382 @mellow_22 They can be friends??? She never said as a couple she just said they look happy together. And if you meant she already has nidal as a friend who said she cant have more than one friend?????????
❤lol 2:31 😊
Mr. smiley Letterly is an actor in Dhar Mann channel 11:45
Mr toothbrush is the best side character of this whole channel, deserved for being in the video.
Salish is so confident I like her ❤❤❤
Salish did a great job! Well done SALISH we're proud of you!🫶🏻💞
The detention teacher is a Dhar man Actor! 😮😮 U will see home in this Dhar man video called, Kid makes teacher quit job!
Go to comets it’s the best school ever when you’re in middle school. You can have your phones out with a certain teacher.❤❤❤
I like the point when Salish became more confident in putting up with that so called strict school thanks to Ian.
Bro turned in to dwan the Rock JUNsin😂😂😂
?
?
@@hoczus you don’t know how to spell
Who thinks salish should still make husdons room into a Sephora?
👇
That would be awesome
this is a stollen commment
We need that video that will be the best😅😊
Yessssssss❤
MEEE
Salish is so gorgeous here
16:42 Dhar man ?! (Edit) I finished the vid and she knew 😂😂
Team Salish!!
Hope Nidal is still okay from his accident, and hope to see your both making videos with each other soon❤
Team Salish
TEAM SALISH❤❤❤❤
Team Jordan
why?
Team Salish
I love how Salish basically handed everything very well!
I know Mr smiley from dhar man! He’s a good actor
😊
First person to actually notice mr smiley from dhar mann
Me 😂
@@Enchantedstar1fr though
yeah same
yeah!
Salish gonna become so beautiful when she grows up
Ms bastille: My name is miss bastile. Salish: Ms bastyle. Ms bastile in her mind: Dis child is usless she doesn’t even know my name 😡. Probably Salish in her mind: Bro this teacher has some promblems what am I doing wrong 😭
Hii Salish i love your videos who else ❤❤❤❤❤
Me
I do I have watch Salish when she was little girl
Meh
Me
Me❤
Hello! I have been watching your channel for 5 days straight. I just want to compliment you that your videos are the best! ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 and pls get this to 500 likes so Jordan sees!
you should get some rest man. you haven't even slept in five days!
lucky
How do you not like scooping snow I love it and I love dishes
0:31 there is a dhar mann actor in here (blonde boy with black eyes)
Seriously respect for Salish that she can do 10 pushups! I could never...
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She grew up doing gymnastics, so 10 push-ups is like a walk in the park for her.
Here we Go! I know you’ll survive Salish! In fact, I believe you’ll turn it into the funnest school! You Go Girl!!! ❤️❤️⭐️⭐️🥳🥳
Yeah that’s true
Salish should try the world’s most strict gymnastics coach.
Salish always wins cuz she no in her 67.
anyways strict trampoline park!
Ppl who love jordan matter and salish matter equally 💕💕💕💕
Nah bra it's salishes hanel
Me
SAYLISH IS BETTER!ITS HER CHANNEL!
I like Salish a little more then old jorden
Wohooo Salish is the best😘
Ok but jeremiah,mr smiley and mrs bastille were actually nice and this is another awesome video I'm amazed
What's the teacher shots at sailors when she goes to the toilet and when she comes back😢😢
Teacher : BE QUI- your to young for a Bomb HOLY PUT IT DOWN
Salish : lasts words teach
Teacher : IM SOR-* exploded *
Jordan : HOLY SHE CRAZY FU-
“ SURVIVED ENDING * TEACHER * “
Salish survives teacher by bombing her…….
I love how much happier she is in this video than the other one😊probably because she saw Nidal😅💗
But nidal is not in this video
Salish is so smart that she figured that this is fake
Honestly, I miss seeing nidal and salish doing challenges and making videos
I ship nalish
I love you guys and your videos
And i am team salish
Sorry Jordan
Kool
@@smokesmoky 39 mins ago
Jordan should control salish's life for 48 hours for the matter cup
The fact that bruneian schools are just like this but for 10 hours a day