It was the sounds of it that got me 🤣😎.... he just managed to nail all the sounds of it perfectly, especially the large crash of things in the beginning lol.... ;))
18:40. I'm a mormon and I laughed my head off. Not because we can't have coffee (we can have caffeine though... I know it doesn't make sense), but the non-swear words (frick, shoot, darn, gosh..) are a very common vernacular in the culture.
Former mormon. This nonsense with coffee is just that. Can't drink some joe with caffeine but I can reach into the refrig and grab a Pepsi or Coke and drink away. Those rules are manmade and stupid, except for the cigarette part. Even Adolph Hitler didn't like cigarettes.
You all shouldn't be proud if you talk like that. Frick, shoot,darn,gosh. In God's eyes you may as well be saying Fuck, Shit, Damn, God. Jesus said if you hate your brother you are a murderer. And if you look at a woman to lust you are guilty of adultery. So obviously subbing a couple letters in a word you are guilty of saying the actual word. I pray your eyes can be opened and you can stop speaking these evil things. GOD BLESS
The male and female duck one had me literally crying. That was so true but funny AF. And the scooter Tik Tok had me screaming "Back it up Terry!!". Biden trying to say what he will do to Putin sounded like the Uncle Pecos/Crambone skit from Tom and Jerry - where Uncle Pecos got all screwed up in the song.
Ppl r too polite, too tolerate to call them out they never learn. No one holds them to it and civilization is too safe for them to be culled and thus both genes and behaviors continue to b passed on.
"How girls get in the car"- ME every time. he forgot one thing though, after doing all that I have to go back into the house for something I forgot, usually one or two times.
What is so funny is that is my wife. What really amazes me is how much stuff she can stuff in her bag. I can carry everything I need in my pants pockets.
I had an uncle who drove 300 miles ,from his house to my mom's (his sister), with a bundle of 2x8x8 boards slung underneath his station wagon. He successfully made this trip several times with no issues. FYI, he also had several flatbed utility trailers and a dually he could have used. As for a phrase nobody born after 2000 would understand: "Kilroy was here".
The world needs more proud women. When men who've been (women) for a few months getting woman of the year awards or bitching about menstruation and cramps get more attention than the issues real women deal with on a daily basis some things wrong
@@squizzy9959 I agree with you. However I don't think it's necessary to speak out all the time about such thing's passively asking for extra support or emotional embellishment for being part of a group that's easy, do it with actions. Be the change you wish to see in the world. And as for those using their identities to play for societal advantages i find this deplorable. Everyone is equal regardless of sex race or Identity, Or group affiliation be that feminist or any other tag/label. No one should be receiving any special treatment from government or corporations. In my opinion this is being used by the establishment to manipulate society to serve a small yet powerful groups perverse vision of the future.
Just so everyone knows, the statuette over Tyler’s shoulder (and pictured on the coffee cup) was a gift from a fellow Air Force member who was later killed in Afghanistan. So Tyler displays it in memory of him.
@@moonglow630 wait wait, none of this is true. I made up the thing about the statue for the following reason. I have asked over and over in comment sections what is that statue all about-not realizing it was supposed to be Paul Bunyan-and no one ever answered me. Then a friend told me, “If you really have a question that you want answered, don’t ask the question. Just write down a falsehood and ten seconds later some jerk will come along, tell you that you were wrong and give the real answer.” So I thought I would try this, and I I made up the story about the statue. So thanks to Mace Thorns’ comments, I now see it’s Paul Bunyan, which makes sense because Tyler is from Minnesota. And then idiot Matt’s Subway Cup comes and tries to tell me no one from the Air Force has been killed in Afghanistan, proving my friend’s point that there’s always an argumentative idiot standing by ready to TRY to correct you. I’m sorry I misled people with the fake story.
Hey. I know it's silly, but I always get a little excited when I see another short girl comment. A lot of people don't know the trials and tribulations of being super short -_-
I'm a woman and all those women jokes were hilarious! I was laughing out loud! And I'm not Mormon but I grew up in Utah and that was the best joke of the day!
I found plastic roaches at Dollar General, and bought every pack. I put them in my ex-wife's medicine cabinet when I dropped off the kids. I was long gone, but the neighbors heard her.
I was laughing and nodding my head, sitting next to my wife during the "how girls get in the car" clip until I said "It's not 100٪ unless he lowers the sun visor AND pops out the mirror" and then the guy did that and I lost it lol. He closed the mirror back though, but close enough. I tease the wife that she is incapable of driving unless the mirror is out and she can stare at her face the whole time.
Guy nailed it right from the start. Laughed enough I had to replay it to make sure I didn't miss anything. Taking off in drive while looking over the shoulder was the perfect closer.🤣
That was probably the most I laughed at a clip, especially when he started driving! As a woman I'm not like that, but I've had the terror of catching rides from my sorority sisters.
My half brother, up until he hit puberty, would always know when the phone was about to ring. He'd run up to my mom and say, "Phone goes ring!" And then it would start ringing. There's a reason kids are the scariest in horror movies!
my girlfriend said "I'm sick of you thinking you are a private detective..I think we should split up..!!" "good idea" I replied,"we can cover more ground that way.."
I was on a roller-coaster and 2 young ladies in front of me were modestly dressed, covering their mouths. One girl says Grace! Don't say it! Grace screamed oh my goodness gracious shoot oh Frick shoot aw please forgive me!
I believe that children CAN tell if a spirit is near or even see them. It happened with my daughter and my son both and they were about this age. And YES it's creepy as hell!
Or... The exhaust fan vents to the attic, or to the outside, so sounds from your neighbors TV, kids or pedestrians in the neighborhood carry through the ductwork.
@@tommylitz4543 *shrugs* Again, doesn't matter. I suspect you could be given all the accounts in the world and be unfazed. Good for you. But see, we don't need to convince people of what we've seen to know what we've seen. You'll either get to see it yourself one day, or you won't. And if you do, then you'll get to enjoy everyone adamantly refusing to believe you and actively trying to gaslight into recalling your memories as something else. But again, doesn't matter. You keep your mind solely focused on what you want. Have a good life.
About the "believe your toddlers"...... so one day, I was walking with daughter in the prairie preserve. She kept talking to the "big kitty" out in the grasses. I figured she was just pretending. Couple days later we get a warning about mountain lion sightings in the area and find prints on the trail. 😳
There’s something really strange about that baby looking at the van, my firstborn used to look at one of the vents in his room and was saying the same things, that somebody was up there, as somebody lives in there, that he was talking to someone inside the pipe, he even did the same thing with blowing kisses or the entity kisses. That did give me chills because it’s not just my child and the one that I saw this video, but my uncles two younger children did the same.They literally talked to and had a name for each of the entities or ghost or people or whatever war they’re in the vents.
Today's episode was pure fire, I laughed at at least seven of the skits in this video. I would say that it is probably impossible not to laugh. I'm glad it wasn't a Sunday episode.
I am a Mormon and I can confirm it is true! I am also a woman and I laughed my butt off at all the jokes picking on females because they were funny and I am not a cry baby!
Good!! See? Comedy is supposed to pick on generalities and stereotypes, but in a humorous fashion that we all know is in good taste. There are definitely plenty of jokes that involve every other group, and the idea is to actually REMOVE any hostility or angst we usually feel in the situations that comedians are always TRYING to illustrate in a more humorous light, allowing everyone to just take a deep breath and laugh WITH the comedian at the jokes at our own expense. Anyway, this comment ran a bit long, my bad!! :))
When my boy was 2 years old, he was terrified nightly by "the man with the blue hand." Later found out the old guy who use to live there had circulatory issues from diabetes. It was horrible living in that place.
When your babies and toddlers speak with those others do not see, believe them. They are too young to grow filters and deny what is there. One grand niece played with her unseen friend for a few years in her room and on outings, too. Turned out she identified another family member who passed away years ago, from a photo album she had never seen before and described the personality of the girl in detail! It was very comforting to know someone could see and hear her, once we all figured it out after the photos were viewed by my grandniece by chance.
yes when my firs granddaughter was almost 2 years old my daughter told me they were siting in bed reading a story and the little on looked up, in the ceiling corner and said that gramma looking down and smiling. But it was my mom who passed 15 years before.
That dummy with the (what looks like baseboard/casement moulding) boards hanging out his window should win a Darwin Award! That is the dumbest way I’ve ever seen somebody load building material!
Anyone thinking that is an acceptable way to transport lumber should not be allowed to drive. Where are the police when you need them? I hope the person capturing the video was able to get the license plate number and turned the video over to the police.
In Montana it is illegal to "include" tips in the price. It is also illegal to pay restaurant workers less than minimum wage because they might be getting tips.
In big cities, maître d's of big, expensive hotels used to bid for their contract because the position could be so lucrative in tips if you did the job well.
I dunno about the vent, but when my oldest daughter was young, and just at the point she could be understood verbally, my grandfather died. One day she came up to me and said quite plainly "Grandad says he wants his teeth", I quizzed her a few times and she repeated the same thing quite insistently "Grandad says he wants his teeth", a bit freaked out I rang my dad and asked if Grandad had his teeth in, and explained why I was asking. My dad also a bit freaked out rang my uncle as he was dealing with all the funeral arrangements and explained what had happened to him...it turned out the funeral place were not given his false teeth, and my uncle then had to locate them and take them there so he could be buried with them.... how the hell she knew is beyond me.
When my daughter was about that age (3), we were at a Memorial day event at a cemetary. She walked away and we found her sitting next to a head stone talking to a little girl that was buried there. She even said her name correctly....
I used to do Drunk Monday, Toasted Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, F@cked up Friday, Sloshed Saturday AND Funday Sunday. My priorities were screwed in my early 20s 🤣
@@Simple_Jackass yep! Same here. Almost. I had my first daughter when I was 29 and that was reason enough for me to cut out the partying. My kids never need to see me inebriated 🤣
My kids seen things I couldn't when they were little. When my daughter was 2 she talked about a man that lived upstairs in our house. I also caught her and my 1 year old son staring up at the ceiling at the corner.. just staring.
@@Patrick_Cooper Some cultures call them angels and devils, others call them ghosts, or aliens, while others say they're interdimensional beings. It's my opinion they're all the same thing but called different things depending on your beliefs.
As a non believer is this type of thing really common or just imaginitive kids because even my dog and cats stared in a dark bedroom with my neice. She said JD wanted to say hi. JD was my best friend growing up that was shot. Does make you womdet
Two nice old ladies from the LDS church stopped by to welcome my aunt and her (older, Mormon) husband to town. He was away, but my aunt welcomed them and offered them coffee or tea. The old ladies were aghast, as you might imagine, They asked, "Gordon (her husband) doesn't drink that does he?!"... my aunt replied: "No, he usually drinks straight scotch!".
Girl getting in car is LITERALLY ME! I lost it when he slid the seat up and inclined it! I'm 4'6 so I'm pretty much on the steering wheel when I drive!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never understood why women put the seat VERTICAL. It seems much more comfortable to have the seat reclined a bit. My girlfriend says it's because men have "dunlap" disease: Our belly dunlap over our belt buckle. Hmmm. May have a point there.
when I worked at a grocery store I saw a 4-pack of beer in the soda section so I brought it back to the beer cooler, then I noticed that the 4 bottles in it where IBC root beer and the brand of beer had a similar color scheme to IBC. The "customer" switched the bottles and "bought" the root beer with beer in it, I'm guessing an underage person.
Just letting you know that Tyler got it a little wrong. Caffeine is ok for us Mormons to consume, otherwise chocolate would be a big nono with its natural caffeine in it. We can even have Herbal tea, and Energy drinks. Although it depends on the member, some may decide to not partake in caffeine at all. But the only 100% nono's are alcohol, coffee, and non herbal tea's (green, black, etc.). Me personally? I likes me some lemon zinger, and Honey chamomile, Mmm Mmm.
When I did my GCSE in English one of the questions was to write a university leaflet. The school didn't tale down any posters in the rooms, so I plagorised the posters and put their slogans into sentences. Walked away with an A+
When my daughter was about the same age as the boy with the ghost I was getting her ready for bed and she started telling me about a dead guy behind me that was bleeding from his belly and was killed in the house he said so a month or so later we pulled the carpet to redo the wood floors because they were pretty hard wood and couldn't figure out why they put carpet down and found a big dark patch in the middle of the floor so I looked through old newspapers and found a guy had been killed in the house by a guy thinking he had drugs 10 years before we moved in
@@joeheid4757 that's only a small part of what all happened like stuff as big as a kids car seat being thrown from 1 side of a room to another voices shadows and my mom even has his voice recorded when she was taking a vid of my daughter and asked if it was recording you hear a voice say it's been recording the whole time and it's right in the mic but everything stopped when my brother found a old dog tag with dudes name on it so we put it on a piece of 50 lbs fish line and hung it on a nail then bent it into the wall and nothing after that for months then the voices started up and we checked it was on the ground still tied and the nail was still in the wall on both ends my parents moved a few months later to a newer house and the land owner wanted to scrap the old house and a guy came to look at it and made it to the top back step and said someone kicked him in the chest off the step he had marks and all but he came back after he healed and made it to the middle of the house and said someone punched him he had a black eye even
@@domination1985 Some of these channels pay for stories. You'll have to turn your experience into story form, and you won't get rich from it, but your stories are fascinating.
I am Mormon and can confirm: I laughed and showed everyone and they laughed too. BUT we can totally have caffeine. We can't have coffee. Caffeine is totally okay.
@@BCM1959 There’s a sacred scripture in their religion which states they should not consume hot beverages, tobacco, alcohol, or excessive quantities of meat. The “hot beverages” is taken to mean coffee and tea. I’m not Mormon, so I’m not sure if that extends to hot chocolate, herbal tea, warm broth, or even a glass of warm milk. Also, is Iced tea, or iced cappuccino, allowed? Now I’m curious.
Kids absolutely see spirits. My daughter, when she was about 3 or 4 years old, use to see and talk to one. We had this big plastic rocking horse she rode, and she would look at the wall next to her, and would talk to it like she was talking to a person. Then one day she was sitting on the floor looking up like there was someone on the horse, and talking to them. I finally asked her who she was talking to, and she said "Jack". I said where is he, and she said right there, pointing up to the back of the horse. We didn't know anyone named Jack. Kinda freaked me out. Luckily the horse never rocked back and forth. I would've shit myself!
When my son was one he woke up in the middle of the night in a terrified panic. I picked him up and started rocking him back and forth trying to calm him down. A few seconds later he abruptly stops crying and pulls away from me so he can look at me in the eyes. He stares at me for a few seconds a points to the far corner of the dark room and says who's that? daddy who's that? I quickly shot around and look at the corner seeing nothing, I hush my son and tell him it's night night, there's no one there. he starts waving and saying hello to the corner. we slept on the couch that night...
@@timmiller1 people would rather believe in supernatural than science and think it is a crafty pred. it must be something with wanting to believe in innocence when they are near their child.
The black lady saying maybe he could build electric cars was taken completely out of context. She was making fun of liberals and their tears over Twitter. I see her all the time. She’s conservative and pretty smart. KFC followers 🤪😂🤣. Great video!
She wasn't taken out of context. Pretty sure everyone understood that she was responding sarcastically toward OP Rachel who was mad Elon was buying the Twit for $44 million instead of maybe doing something for the environment. 🤔 The guy was laughing with her at how on target her sarcastic response to Rachel was.
The guy doing the lumber haul, did it wrong. Back in the day, my brother drove a Pinto, he had to haul several 2x12s that were about 15 feet long. He laid them on the ground, drove over them lengthways, then tied them up to the front and rear bumpers. It’s doable.
12:20 had this with my tiny human. Had her waving and making funny faces to the book shelf. Then is asked where the ears are, to distract her. Pointed right at the book shelf. Then i asked where the nose is, just shook her head like there were no nose. Then her eyes followed something going through the wall.
I liked the Earl Lee bit. I had not heard that one before. My last name is Lee and I always called my sister, "Ug". A cousin was "Smell". They called me "Sil". I've looked for other possibilities but never found much that I liked. the "ly"->"Lee" is usually an adverb and adjectives work better.
Okay, true and serious story. My dad died before I had my kids. When my oldest son was about two, we were at a party. My son was at that stage where he was really clingy and would only stay with me or his dad. But at the party, he kept going up to this guy and talking and laughing and being with him. Then I realized the guy looked ALOT like my dad. Who my son has never met. Except, I think he has. I just couldn’t see their meeting. Do I believe in a fully developed afterlife and loved ones gone before watching over us? Absolutely and completely. Don’t assume the people your toddler sees wish anyone ill will, probably the opposite.
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Got my first notification for a new video in a long time. Normally I have to look for them!
The girl getting in the car is EPIC and Accurate!!
Paddy Pimblet, is that you??
Whoever put the word "kleptocracy" on Biden's teleprompter deserves a raise.
he was just trying to repeat what obama said in his earpiece
he chuckled after he said 'kleptocracy' because he recognized it applied to him
@@davidreed9418 The license plates in Washington DC say "Taxation without representation" across the bottom.
@@VroodenTheGreat 😊
I failed not to laugh before the show started, because of this comment 🤣
As a self confident woman, all the women jokes are hilarious and spot on. I love to laugh and we should always be able to laugh at ourselves 😂
Especially since we all know some woman who drives like that guy or talks like that duck. They drive us crazy, too.
Lol the car one was funny as fuck definitely not offended by any of these cause I'm an adult
I agree. Those were hilarious!
It doesn't come down to make and female, just wether you have a sense of humor. To not joke about other groups of people would be bland
It's OFFENSIVE to tell sexist jokes 😠
I laughed harder than I have in a long time at the girls getting in the car skit. I did just that about 30 minutes before I watched this 🤣🤣🤣
I agree. I had no trouble with the assignment but I lost it with that one. 🤣🤣
Looking back while driving forward sold it perfectly.
Same! I’m about a month behind on my Zed videos, and this proves it’s worth it to see every single one. I died laughing at that one.
It was the sounds of it that got me 🤣😎.... he just managed to nail all the sounds of it perfectly, especially the large crash of things in the beginning lol.... ;))
As a woman, I cracked up at the “how girls get in the car” clip
Same
As a man it made me sad!
@@captainsmirk5582 It made me laugh because I have a grown daughter that sits that close. Never understood it.
It's a remake of another one from a week back.
I had PTSD watching that one
18:40. I'm a mormon and I laughed my head off. Not because we can't have coffee (we can have caffeine though... I know it doesn't make sense), but the non-swear words (frick, shoot, darn, gosh..) are a very common vernacular in the culture.
If only he said jumping jehoshaphat.
Former mormon. This nonsense with coffee is just that. Can't drink some joe with caffeine but I can reach into the refrig and grab a Pepsi or Coke and drink away. Those rules are manmade and stupid, except for the cigarette part. Even Adolph Hitler didn't like cigarettes.
Fellow saint 🙂
You all shouldn't be proud if you talk like that. Frick, shoot,darn,gosh. In God's eyes you may as well be saying Fuck, Shit, Damn, God. Jesus said if you hate your brother you are a murderer. And if you look at a woman to lust you are guilty of adultery. So obviously subbing a couple letters in a word you are guilty of saying the actual word. I pray your eyes can be opened and you can stop speaking these evil things. GOD BLESS
@@bondgabebond4907 there he is! There is always one disgruntled exmo in the comments whenever anything about Mormons is mentioned anywhere online.
"I don't know, Rachel. Maybe he could build electric cars." I want that on a loop!!! LOL
The fact that those people attempted to perpendicularly carry wood on their car is melting my brain
How Angular for you to comment....
@@otpyrcralphpierre1742 How obtuse of YOU to comment.
Yeah, like a dog,
🙃😁😂
@@jbrou123 Your comment is running parallel to the rest of the comments here. How isometric of you.
That sign-off at the end always gets me, "My butts been wiped, for the children... Idiots" lol
The male and female duck one had me literally crying. That was so true but funny AF. And the scooter Tik Tok had me screaming "Back it up Terry!!". Biden trying to say what he will do to Putin sounded like the Uncle Pecos/Crambone skit from Tom and Jerry - where Uncle Pecos got all screwed up in the song.
17:30
The one with how females get in the car!
It still blows my mind that there are real, living and breathing people out there like this.
You hit the nail on the head.
And they have voting rights.
Bro they have gender studies degrees. My question is HOW DID THEY AFFORD ALL THAT LUMBER
@@blakek1043 right?!
Ppl r too polite, too tolerate to call them out they never learn. No one holds them to it and civilization is too safe for them to be culled and thus both genes and behaviors continue to b passed on.
The guys impression of a woman getting into a car was spot on hilarious. lol
Does anyone else find themselves laughing more at Tyler's reactions than at the actual clips? 😂
Yrs
Nope
The guy mimicking a girl entering a car is really next level! So very perfectly done! Congrats to you, sir!!!!
"How girls get in the car"- ME every time. he forgot one thing though, after doing all that I have to go back into the house for something I forgot, usually one or two times.
What an entertaining episode. Thanks Tyler I really needed a good laugh today 🤣
Love the girl getting in the car, LOL!!! I never did that but every one of my friends did!!
Pretty sure I laughed hardest at that part in the video
What is so funny is that is my wife. What really amazes me is how much stuff she can stuff in her bag. I can carry everything I need in my pants pockets.
that woman who's kid was talking to the vent ghost may want to open up that vent just to make sure that there isn't a camera in there.
Exactly, or someone squatting in the attic.
I had an uncle who drove 300 miles ,from his house to my mom's (his sister), with a bundle of 2x8x8 boards slung underneath his station wagon.
He successfully made this trip several times with no issues.
FYI, he also had several flatbed utility trailers and a dually he could have used.
As for a phrase nobody born after 2000 would understand:
"Kilroy was here".
As a proud, confident woman, I found this video hilariously true! 😂😂
Get over yourself.
The world needs more proud women. When men who've been (women) for a few months getting woman of the year awards or bitching about menstruation and cramps get more attention than the issues real women deal with on a daily basis some things wrong
@@squizzy9959 do you bleed - Batman asking Superman what gender they are
@@squizzy9959 I agree with you. However I don't think it's necessary to speak out all the time about such thing's passively asking for extra support or emotional embellishment for being part of a group that's easy, do it with actions. Be the change you wish to see in the world.
And as for those using their identities to play for societal advantages i find this deplorable. Everyone is equal regardless of sex race or Identity, Or group affiliation be that feminist or any other tag/label. No one should be receiving any special treatment from government or corporations.
In my opinion this is being used by the establishment to manipulate society to serve a small yet powerful groups perverse vision of the future.
@@squizzy9959 As a transgender zerbu, I'm offended. I get 5 periods a day.
Just so everyone knows, the statuette over Tyler’s shoulder (and pictured on the coffee cup) was a gift from a fellow Air Force member who was later killed in Afghanistan. So Tyler displays it in memory of him.
His friend gave him a Paul Bunyon gag gift?
Unknown,
Thank you. I had no idea...
Killed or died from an accident. Air force dont die in afghanista. So theyre not 'killed'
What a sweet tribute.
@@moonglow630 wait wait, none of this is true. I made up the thing about the statue for the following reason. I have asked over and over in comment sections what is that statue all about-not realizing it was supposed to be Paul Bunyan-and no one ever answered me. Then a friend told me, “If you really have a question that you want answered, don’t ask the question. Just write down a falsehood and ten seconds later some jerk will come along, tell you that you were wrong and give the real answer.” So I thought I would try this, and I I made up the story about the statue. So thanks to Mace Thorns’ comments, I now see it’s Paul Bunyan, which makes sense because Tyler is from Minnesota. And then idiot Matt’s Subway Cup comes and tries to tell me no one from the Air Force has been killed in Afghanistan, proving my friend’s point that there’s always an argumentative idiot standing by ready to TRY to correct you. I’m sorry I misled people with the fake story.
That girl in the car was spot on. I do all of that especially bring the seat way up because I am short. HILARIOUS!!!
Hey. I know it's silly, but I always get a little excited when I see another short girl comment. A lot of people don't know the trials and tribulations of being super short -_-
I'm a woman and all those women jokes were hilarious! I was laughing out loud! And I'm not Mormon but I grew up in Utah and that was the best joke of the day!
I found plastic roaches at Dollar General, and bought every pack. I put them in my ex-wife's medicine cabinet when I dropped off the kids.
I was long gone, but the neighbors heard her.
@@geraldfrost4710 😂😂😂😂😂
@@geraldfrost4710 Oh you are evil.. roaches are the worst
Lol I'm not Mormon either but that's how I talk. 😂
As a Mormon I'm here to say, holy frickin heck, this was actually flippin accurate.
I was laughing and nodding my head, sitting next to my wife during the "how girls get in the car" clip until I said "It's not 100٪ unless he lowers the sun visor AND pops out the mirror" and then the guy did that and I lost it lol.
He closed the mirror back though, but close enough. I tease the wife that she is incapable of driving unless the mirror is out and she can stare at her face the whole time.
They usually take and wrench the rearview mirror in a way that it's not intended to go. 👄
Guy nailed it right from the start. Laughed enough I had to replay it to make sure I didn't miss anything. Taking off in drive while looking over the shoulder was the perfect closer.🤣
But we love looking at our faces!
Sidenote: I did laugh. It was pretty funny.
That was probably the most I laughed at a clip, especially when he started driving! As a woman I'm not like that, but I've had the terror of catching rides from my sorority sisters.
It was pretty good except he forgot to bury his head in his phone before putting it into reverse though.
As a woman, I can confirm the one about getting in the car. Even my mom says it’s true. 🤣
As a woman, the TikTok video of "How women get in the car" had me rolling with laughter. It is true and hilarious!
My half brother, up until he hit puberty, would always know when the phone was about to ring. He'd run up to my mom and say, "Phone goes ring!" And then it would start ringing. There's a reason kids are the scariest in horror movies!
My cats look at air vents all the time.
@@brucelevering8789 mice, lizards or bugs running in them.
@@ramblingbill9101
Lol! 👀
This is one of the best try not to laughs to date...keep up the good work Tyler and Deev
*Deev
I thought so too but I was wondering if it was just because I'm extra stoned. Glad it's not just me lol
my girlfriend said "I'm sick of you thinking you are a private detective..I think we should split up..!!"
"good idea" I replied,"we can cover more ground that way.."
I’m Mormon and I was dying laughing. Also he could have thrown in a “son of a bishop!” Loo
I was on a roller-coaster and 2 young ladies in front of me were modestly dressed, covering their mouths. One girl says Grace! Don't say it! Grace screamed oh my goodness gracious shoot oh Frick shoot aw please forgive me!
@@jenniferkeeponfighting7561 lol
Latter-day Saint, not "Mormon".
@@dfre102 how about Peter Priesthood
@@dfre102 Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, not "Latter-day saint." 😉
I believe that children CAN tell if a spirit is near or even see them. It happened with my daughter and my son both and they were about this age. And YES it's creepy as hell!
Or...
The exhaust fan vents to the attic, or to the outside, so sounds from your neighbors TV, kids or pedestrians in the neighborhood carry through the ductwork.
@@tommylitz4543 There's another possibility, just never happened for you.
@@12Prophet uh - huh, sure.
@@tommylitz4543 *shrugs*
Again, doesn't matter. I suspect you could be given all the accounts in the world and be unfazed. Good for you. But see, we don't need to convince people of what we've seen to know what we've seen.
You'll either get to see it yourself one day, or you won't. And if you do, then you'll get to enjoy everyone adamantly refusing to believe you and actively trying to gaslight into recalling your memories as something else.
But again, doesn't matter. You keep your mind solely focused on what you want. Have a good life.
Johnny Depp rolling over in his bed meme had me rolling.😂😂😂😂
Hopefully not on Johnny's bed. 😂🤣
Yup! Poor sod was rollin' in some Amber Heard there (modern rhyming slang for turd).
Holy freakin shoot. Never thought I’d see the day when us Mormons made it on Zeducation.
Heck yeah! I was flipping stoked!
Now we need to get Studio C on here...
Talking with your missionaries is always pleasant by the way. Jew here. I admire the passion and fervor.
The dude getting in the car like a girl is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Person in that vehicle was lucky to not be impaled by that splintering lumber or whatever it was.
Yeah, my first thought was of a broken plank pivoting around and taking out the heads of any passengers.
That lumber was mdf baseboard or casing ... not real wood
About the "believe your toddlers"...... so one day, I was walking with daughter in the prairie preserve. She kept talking to the "big kitty" out in the grasses. I figured she was just pretending. Couple days later we get a warning about mountain lion sightings in the area and find prints on the trail. 😳
As a duck owner myself that one duck meme was hilarious
How girls get In the car was one of your best! Couldn’t stop laughing (I’m a girl)
Omg the how girls get in the car🤣😂 That is 💯 accurate!
There’s something really strange about that baby looking at the van, my firstborn used to look at one of the vents in his room and was saying the same things, that somebody was up there, as somebody lives in there, that he was talking to someone inside the pipe, he even did the same thing with blowing kisses or the entity kisses. That did give me chills because it’s not just my child and the one that I saw this video, but my uncles two younger children did the same.They literally talked to and had a name for each of the entities or ghost or people or whatever war they’re in the vents.
I did appreciate that someone finally caught those cattle telling jokes on camera. I know cows talk about me behind my back all the time...
That car with lumber. That happened in Texas. LOL. Somehow that makes it funnier for me
@@robnunurbiznezz7618 because i live in Texas and that area is known for its dumba$$es. 😆
Im guessing they were one of the people that moved from California.
OMG the way girls get in cars. Spot on!😂😂
Today's episode was pure fire, I laughed at at least seven of the skits in this video. I would say that it is probably impossible not to laugh. I'm glad it wasn't a Sunday episode.
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I lost it on the first video. Imagine the sound in that car 😆
Girls getting in cars, true. Except I'm taller than the hubs so I push the seat back.😂😂😂
I am a Mormon and I can confirm it is true!
I am also a woman and I laughed my butt off at all the jokes picking on females because they were funny and I am not a cry baby!
Good!! See? Comedy is supposed to pick on generalities and stereotypes, but in a humorous fashion that we all know is in good taste. There are definitely plenty of jokes that involve every other group, and the idea is to actually REMOVE any hostility or angst we usually feel in the situations that comedians are always TRYING to illustrate in a more humorous light, allowing everyone to just take a deep breath and laugh WITH the comedian at the jokes at our own expense. Anyway, this comment ran a bit long, my bad!! :))
When my boy was 2 years old, he was terrified nightly by "the man with the blue hand." Later found out the old guy who use to live there had circulatory issues from diabetes. It was horrible living in that place.
When your babies and toddlers speak with those others do not see, believe them. They are too young to grow filters and deny what is there. One grand niece played with her unseen friend for a few years in her room and on outings, too. Turned out she identified another family member who passed away years ago, from a photo album she had never seen before and described the personality of the girl in detail! It was very comforting to know someone could see and hear her, once we all figured it out after the photos were viewed by my grandniece by chance.
I'm getting a Firefly vibe...
"Two by two, with hands of blue..."
yes when my firs granddaughter was almost 2 years old my daughter told me they were siting in bed reading a story and the little on looked up, in the ceiling corner and said that gramma looking down and smiling. But it was my mom who passed 15 years before.
I keep flunking this test within the first minute. And, now, my face is starting to hurt every time I visit this channel! 😂
My favorite one was when Tyler reacted to himself catching the ball while feeding his baby. Mad respect.
Wait, that was Tyler, as in Tyler Zed?
What? Explain more
It does look like Tyler 👍 👌 😆😆
12:47
Damn! Anytime you hear “multiple years” and “Lego”, you know something bad is about to happen
7:54’s Tyler’s “OOHH!” is so funny 😂😂😂
I’m a woman and that “how girls get in the car” was fricking GOLD!!
That dummy with the (what looks like baseboard/casement moulding) boards hanging out his window should win a Darwin Award! That is the dumbest way I’ve ever seen somebody load building material!
Darwin awards are those who died doing something stupid, thus removing themselves from the gene pool
@@Ironica82 You are correct.
Anyone thinking that is an acceptable way to transport lumber should not be allowed to drive. Where are the police when you need them? I hope the person capturing the video was able to get the license plate number and turned the video over to the police.
I spilled my coffee all over my lap with the spider one!! Gotta laugh! That was dang scary 😂
"How girls get in car" clip one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
In Montana it is illegal to "include" tips in the price. It is also illegal to pay restaurant workers less than minimum wage because they might be getting tips.
In big cities, maître d's of big, expensive hotels used to bid for their contract because the position could be so lucrative in tips if you did the job well.
As a lady, all that car one is missing is a Starbucks drink and checking the back of the car to make sure a killer isn’t in your back seat.
I dunno about the vent, but when my oldest daughter was young, and just at the point she could be understood verbally, my grandfather died. One day she came up to me and said quite plainly "Grandad says he wants his teeth", I quizzed her a few times and she repeated the same thing quite insistently "Grandad says he wants his teeth", a bit freaked out I rang my dad and asked if Grandad had his teeth in, and explained why I was asking. My dad also a bit freaked out rang my uncle as he was dealing with all the funeral arrangements and explained what had happened to him...it turned out the funeral place were not given his false teeth, and my uncle then had to locate them and take them there so he could be buried with them.... how the hell she knew is beyond me.
Grandad probably told her.
The two ducks one is hilarious!
I work with a Mike who's really loud! You always hear him before you see him.😂
The lumber guy tried to save some money and then BAM!!" Now you are a felon! Congrats." Lol
not mention the $2,000 worth of lumber
I have seen someone trying to haul a mattress on the roof of their car, with a person holding onto it at every window.
I don’t understand why people don’t just rent the $20 pick up trucks at Home Depot for this stuff.
@@actuallyitisrocketscience Because it's NEVER just $20. Trust me on that. lol
@@endy5enduros307 it was when I rented one
When my daughter was about that age (3), we were at a Memorial day event at a cemetary. She walked away and we found her sitting next to a head stone talking to a little girl that was buried there. She even said her name correctly....
I heard The X Files theme after reading this.
I just got goosebumps reading this.
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I am at a Master Level of managing my expectations. I owe it all to being a Vikings fan since 1970.
I used to do Drunk Monday, Toasted Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, F@cked up Friday, Sloshed Saturday AND Funday Sunday. My priorities were screwed in my early 20s 🤣
Same here, but my "early 20s" didn't end until my "late 30s" LOL.... :))
@@Simple_Jackass yep! Same here. Almost. I had my first daughter when I was 29 and that was reason enough for me to cut out the partying. My kids never need to see me inebriated 🤣
My kids seen things I couldn't when they were little. When my daughter was 2 she talked about a man that lived upstairs in our house. I also caught her and my 1 year old son staring up at the ceiling at the corner.. just staring.
See my comment about my daughter and a cemetery
3 of my nephews saw someone in my house when they where toddlers and he was named billy, so 🤷
Angles, perhaps?
@@Patrick_Cooper Some cultures call them angels and devils, others call them ghosts, or aliens, while others say they're interdimensional beings. It's my opinion they're all the same thing but called different things depending on your beliefs.
As a non believer is this type of thing really common or just imaginitive kids because even my dog and cats stared in a dark bedroom with my neice. She said JD wanted to say hi. JD was my best friend growing up that was shot. Does make you womdet
We totally frickin talk like that!! Lol 😆
I lost it when the guy was getting in the car like a girl So funny🤣 The guy catching the ball feeding the baby is legend!
Two nice old ladies from the LDS church stopped by to welcome my aunt and her (older, Mormon) husband to town. He was away, but my aunt welcomed them and offered them coffee or tea. The old ladies were aghast, as you might imagine, They asked, "Gordon (her husband) doesn't drink that does he?!"... my aunt replied: "No, he usually drinks straight scotch!".
Minus using the car mirror for makeup, that was me every time I get in my van 🤣😭 if I don't sit that close I can't reach the pedals!
Girl getting in car is LITERALLY ME! I lost it when he slid the seat up and inclined it! I'm 4'6 so I'm pretty much on the steering wheel when I drive!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never understood why women put the seat VERTICAL. It seems much more comfortable to have the seat reclined a bit.
My girlfriend says it's because men have "dunlap" disease: Our belly dunlap over our belt buckle. Hmmm. May have a point there.
@josephgaviota My husband is 6' It's freaking hilarious when he tries to drive my suv! He cannot get his leg in!!
@@tamrabarger9967 I'm 6' ... I don't really get it. Maybe I'm more flexible than some?
@@josephgaviota it would be physically impossible for you to get in my seat🤣🤣
when I worked at a grocery store I saw a 4-pack of beer in the soda section so I brought it back to the beer cooler, then I noticed that the 4 bottles in it where IBC root beer and the brand of beer had a similar color scheme to IBC. The "customer" switched the bottles and "bought" the root beer with beer in it, I'm guessing an underage person.
Genius!! Lol
That'd be Correct, Sir.
Alternatively, pouring root beer into a square glass turns it into beer.
@@nathanberrigan9839 🤣🤣🤣
@@nathanberrigan9839 lmao
I lost this one Earl Lee. Well played Zeducation, well played.
i love Tyler more and more, hes my drug
Ditto
As I was skimming comments I swear my brain read this as "I love Mary Tyler Moore"!
4:56 Looks like security at the Dave chappelle show
Just letting you know that Tyler got it a little wrong. Caffeine is ok for us Mormons to consume, otherwise chocolate would be a big nono with its natural caffeine in it. We can even have Herbal tea, and Energy drinks. Although it depends on the member, some may decide to not partake in caffeine at all. But the only 100% nono's are alcohol, coffee, and non herbal tea's (green, black, etc.).
Me personally? I likes me some lemon zinger, and Honey chamomile, Mmm Mmm.
Been a member my whole life, and I would figuratively die without my Dr Pepper! Can’t literally die because that’s just stupid.
So you can have soda and Red Bulls but you can't have green tea? LOGIC 100
That's the problem you're looking for a loophole coffee and tea means any caffeine obviously.
I'm Mormon and holy freaking cow dude that coffee scene shook me to my core! :D
When I did my GCSE in English one of the questions was to write a university leaflet. The school didn't tale down any posters in the rooms, so I plagorised the posters and put their slogans into sentences. Walked away with an A+
That mormon one got me. That's how I grew up! Still part of the faith I just have the mouth of a sailor XD
When my daughter was about the same age as the boy with the ghost I was getting her ready for bed and she started telling me about a dead guy behind me that was bleeding from his belly and was killed in the house he said so a month or so later we pulled the carpet to redo the wood floors because they were pretty hard wood and couldn't figure out why they put carpet down and found a big dark patch in the middle of the floor so I looked through old newspapers and found a guy had been killed in the house by a guy thinking he had drugs 10 years before we moved in
You need to share your story with some of the true horror story channels like Mortis Media or Mr Nightmare.
@@joeheid4757 that's only a small part of what all happened like stuff as big as a kids car seat being thrown from 1 side of a room to another voices shadows and my mom even has his voice recorded when she was taking a vid of my daughter and asked if it was recording you hear a voice say it's been recording the whole time and it's right in the mic but everything stopped when my brother found a old dog tag with dudes name on it so we put it on a piece of 50 lbs fish line and hung it on a nail then bent it into the wall and nothing after that for months then the voices started up and we checked it was on the ground still tied and the nail was still in the wall on both ends my parents moved a few months later to a newer house and the land owner wanted to scrap the old house and a guy came to look at it and made it to the top back step and said someone kicked him in the chest off the step he had marks and all but he came back after he healed and made it to the middle of the house and said someone punched him he had a black eye even
@@domination1985 Some of these channels pay for stories. You'll have to turn your experience into story form, and you won't get rich from it, but your stories are fascinating.
I am Mormon and can confirm: I laughed and showed everyone and they laughed too.
BUT we can totally have caffeine. We can't have coffee. Caffeine is totally okay.
Yooo let’s GOOO! Me too!
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints members 🤙🏼
Us Baptists can have coffee *insert evil laugh* although I don't like it
Can you explain it to me? I can't see detail on this tablet I guess, I can't see the tie in.
Uh, that makes absolutely no sense🙄
@@BCM1959 There’s a sacred scripture in their religion which states they should not consume hot beverages, tobacco, alcohol, or excessive quantities of meat. The “hot beverages” is taken to mean coffee and tea. I’m not Mormon, so I’m not sure if that extends to hot chocolate, herbal tea, warm broth, or even a glass of warm milk. Also, is Iced tea, or iced cappuccino, allowed? Now I’m curious.
Dude you laughed a little too hard at the duck one. Lmao
Kids absolutely see spirits. My daughter, when she was about 3 or 4 years old, use to see and talk to one. We had this big plastic rocking horse she rode, and she would look at the wall next to her, and would talk to it like she was talking to a person. Then one day she was sitting on the floor looking up like there was someone on the horse, and talking to them. I finally asked her who she was talking to, and she said "Jack". I said where is he, and she said right there, pointing up to the back of the horse. We didn't know anyone named Jack. Kinda freaked me out. Luckily the horse never rocked back and forth. I would've shit myself!
When my son was one he woke up in the middle of the night in a terrified panic. I picked him up and started rocking him back and forth trying to calm him down. A few seconds later he abruptly stops crying and pulls away from me so he can look at me in the eyes. He stares at me for a few seconds a points to the far corner of the dark room and says who's that? daddy who's that? I quickly shot around and look at the corner seeing nothing, I hush my son and tell him it's night night, there's no one there. he starts waving and saying hello to the corner. we slept on the couch that night...
No one tells you about night terrors before you have kids. What a surprise that experience is.
@@timmiller1 people would rather believe in supernatural than science and think it is a crafty pred.
it must be something with wanting to believe in innocence when they are near their child.
The girl getting into the car is sooo relatable! 😂😂😂
The black lady saying maybe he could build electric cars was taken completely out of context. She was making fun of liberals and their tears over Twitter. I see her all the time. She’s conservative and pretty smart. KFC followers 🤪😂🤣. Great video!
She wasn't taken out of context. Pretty sure everyone understood that she was responding sarcastically toward OP Rachel who was mad Elon was buying the Twit for $44 million instead of maybe doing something for the environment. 🤔
The guy was laughing with her at how on target her sarcastic response to Rachel was.
Seriously, Sharon? I think we all caught the sarcasm. 🫤
The biggest meme are these people themselves. The moment you see them, you know exactly what's about to happen. Barnum's Circus.
The duck one caught me off guard- made me laugh the hardest
omg little bruh with the new girlfriend
i feel happy and sad at the same time
Always knew cows were dangerous, ( more people killed each year by cows than sharks and yet no cow week), never knew they were so funny.
The ducks killed me!🤣
The guy doing the lumber haul, did it wrong. Back in the day, my brother drove a Pinto, he had to haul several 2x12s that were about 15 feet long. He laid them on the ground, drove over them lengthways, then tied them up to the front and rear bumpers. It’s doable.
Dang, the Pintos. Actually a good and reliable car. Especially the 1400 cc fours.
I laughed at the damn cows!
12:20 had this with my tiny human. Had her waving and making funny faces to the book shelf. Then is asked where the ears are, to distract her. Pointed right at the book shelf. Then i asked where the nose is, just shook her head like there were no nose. Then her eyes followed something going through the wall.
Guy telling us how to eat pizza… well he does appear to be an expert in eating. Trust the science.
As a woman, I can confirm that the women jokes are hilarious 🤣
I liked the Earl Lee bit. I had not heard that one before. My last name is Lee and I always called my sister, "Ug". A cousin was "Smell". They called me "Sil". I've looked for other possibilities but never found much that I liked. the "ly"->"Lee" is usually an adverb and adjectives work better.
Okay, true and serious story. My dad died before I had my kids. When my oldest son was about two, we were at a party. My son was at that stage where he was really clingy and would only stay with me or his dad. But at the party, he kept going up to this guy and talking and laughing and being with him. Then I realized the guy looked ALOT like my dad. Who my son has never met. Except, I think he has. I just couldn’t see their meeting. Do I believe in a fully developed afterlife and loved ones gone before watching over us? Absolutely and completely. Don’t assume the people your toddler sees wish anyone ill will, probably the opposite.
that story was more sus than the roof one...bless innocence
One of the best episodes. So hilarious. (not being sarcastic this time)
Not only one handed catch-but one handed backhand catch! Wow!!
After years and many many many appeals I’m finally unbanned from Twitter! Lol thanks Elon