As a girl, I don't care about my zodiac. Capricorn is just a star sign, also yes I hate periods. The cramps are the same ones that push out a baby duing birth. Some women get hospitalised due to the cramps, and axe is Lynxs, most of my friends are boys and I love video games and lego like well every girl
Girls with time machines: i miss you grandma Boys with time machine: i miss tou grandma Me with time machine: ah, a fine addition to my collection (3000 free lego clone troopers in my desk)
@zekedemond4473 nice. At least you have a pillow from your ex wife. I've just got debt and trauma. Lesson learned about putting certain appendages in crazy. 😂😂
Women have reproductive pain, men have an extra one hit kill spot (you can die of shock via crotch kick if its hard enough) (the pelvis crotch area is sensitive either way though, they just have it worse in different ways)
@@Flesh_Wizard I am a guy, so I know. But it is a case by case basis thing. You can not feel it as bad or something, the psychic pain is veried by the people not getting kicked and how bad the person is kicked .
If you need to keep you god forsaken hair skewers out of your eyes, I would recommend an eyelash curler instead since I find them quicker and easier. As well as the fact that these brushes are meant to apply mascara, and not keep eyelashes out of eyes-sometimes you blink mascara into your eye too and that’s not fun. Also, guys can for sure use mascara wands too, not just women, don’t let your gender stop you from being comfortable!
20:50 The only reason I don't go straight to a specific store when I'm in a mall is because I'm lost and can't find the store I'm looking for - I never go into the other stores, just wander aimlessly until I either find a map or the store I need
My friends in middle school and I had a fake religion called the Big Chungis religion. Our meeting place was an odd tree we called the Chungis Tree. We would watch meme videos of Chungis, and read out of a random book. 😂
Sad that that last meme is actually true. Some parents are like that, a mother would indeed say that to their child. And the excuse is always "to build character" and it's sad.
4:46 There was a Cathy comic strip where Irving put on weight, and Cathy was so excited that now they had something in common. A couple days later, Irving was back to his regular size. Cathy asked him: "How did you lose weight so fast!?", and he replied: "I skipped lunch." It's the only Cathy strip I remember.
I shall post a random documentary. The female version of “homies” are typically referred to as besties. (Please inform me of a female version of a squad.) Women are very tight knit and social, protective of their fellow besties, but other times, mischievous. This is why I like to refer to us as most similar to crows, for we have a fondness of those that shine and we will judge wether you are worthy of mercy or if you shall be targeted for as long as the victim resides in our friend group. But we can also be compared to dragons, for many of us create hoards including video games, gems/jewelry, mushrooms, pets, swords, weaponry, pillows, plushies, makeup, blankets, our ex’s (or family’s) hoodies etc.
9:04 Tbh, I guess this was why we used to be burnt. I wonder if it would be possible to get a guy burnt by accusing him of being a witch using black magic to look like a man
fun fact: why they wore those bird masks is bc they thought the black death was carried by "bad scents", and stuffed flowers in the beaks. why they worked is actually bc the fleas that transported the black death couldn't grip onto the leather on the collar.
18:32 you know where they say jock girl and nerd boy relationship? That's my mom and dad. My mom did track and field, and was very much a tomboy. My dad was nerdy and shy, and my mom would tease and mess with him before she started having feelings for him.
2:30 No, no. Not a suit, they peal off their skin and pull out the fibers, shake them out to get the extra juices off then hang them on meat hooks. *_Anyone would be turned away by that practice!_*
Here’s what I’m getting: There are two types of people in this world. Some of them are really bro what’s up we cool and have fun and I am open with my feelings and such The other is more interested in social appearance and logistical behavior and doesn’t actually need as much social interaction to thrive. Some are girls some are boys. I think we fit into both categories of types, it isn’t split down the gender line. Some girls really vibe with the bro memes, and some of the bros really vibe with the girl memes.
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening. Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky. idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao have a great blessed day brah
DROP SOME IDEAS!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You should do adobe memes or sth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Band memes/ Music memes
Solar eclipse/ space memes
Tank memes
Preferring Jake to Logan paul is like preferring throat cancer to lung cancer.
Remember me when this has 1k likes
@@ThatGirlWhoDraws1 you will not be forgotten.
@@bravewater5737 yey
@@ThatGirlWhoDraws1 Godspeed
Amen brother
As a female I can confirm that I Don’t have feet to step on dogs
Understandable 👍🏽
My cat almost killed me when I stepped on his tail
@@Itz_gachatuberandom rip
got that size 3 feet
@@Itz_gachatuberandomcounterattack
"a mother wouldn't say that to her child"
yes. yes she would.
depends on the mom. but a lot of them would
my thoughts exactly . mothers like that exist in real life . i know from experience
Happened to me. The most depressing thing.
"life is a soup, and I am a fork"... that's the deepest joke I've ever heard, eating soup with a spoon is easy, but he is a fork... life is hard
fr
Life is fork. I am M A G N E T.
yeah it's quite metaphorical
Your rizzjutsu is kinda beyond the gods.
I swear to god, most boys VS girls memes is just “girls boring, boys interesting”
This one actually portrays the real power and craziness of us girls though, one of the ones that’s actually pretty equal and accurate lol
Yeah.. they can be reallyy sexist
It’s so untrue as a girl like the zombie apocalypse ones I would be out on the battlefield but nooo apparently they hide in a bathtub?????
@@Stinkylittlekitty that’s why I love the meme where the girls are the ones who summon a demon and the boys get scared by it.
@@belynda1224even if that meme had the roles switched you would definitely get scared if u had to keep killing demons that don’t stop coming
As a girl, I don't care about my zodiac. Capricorn is just a star sign, also yes I hate periods. The cramps are the same ones that push out a baby duing birth. Some women get hospitalised due to the cramps, and axe is Lynxs, most of my friends are boys and I love video games and lego like well every girl
mosta my old school's freinds were boys
Tomboy
For....not liking zodiac signs like these stereotypes??? That's a weird way of saying I don't get ladies
@oneandonluxander OH MY GOD I WAS REPLYING TO @MEGAknight3419 SRY
@@InternetStrangerThatCanRead Liking normal and fun things is masculine now? Why...
Sadly many parents do bad things with their child. Sometimes its inimaginable.
true...
Sad
Me praying for my friend who got um thing by her uncle 😭
Girls with time machines: i miss you grandma
Boys with time machine: i miss tou grandma
Me with time machine: ah, a fine addition to my collection (3000 free lego clone troopers in my desk)
As a toy collector, I too would use time travel to get stuff like that cheaper.
Me with Time Machine:let’s write harry potter
@@Stinkylittlekitty free mone🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
16:27 just tell me "not to flirt or anything but i'd share my crayons with you if you were hungry" and i'd be instantly in love
16:42 bought my gf that exact same pillow. She's still talking about her loving it.
How long agomdid you buy it
Where’du get it
@@juliekunath79 closeout store in the town I live in. Amazon probably has them. Leopard seal pillow.
Uno reverse, I love seals, so I got this pillow for Father's Day from my (now) ex-wife
@zekedemond4473 nice. At least you have a pillow from your ex wife. I've just got debt and trauma. Lesson learned about putting certain appendages in crazy. 😂😂
15:25 no way I was at the “and then I hear the collective” AND AN AD CAME AND SAID WERE SO SORRY😂😂
I feel so sorry for you,
Ads ??
😂
How do people get ad on UA-cam, I still don't know, I have no premium or anything
Sounds like you need you-
In school. I think you really need a friend that is a girl. They take notes far better and more understandable
What if you go to an all boys school?
@@regalsamyt1849 idk. Befriend a smart guy?
@@Six_Yeager Im the smartest guy in class, second to a girl ofc.
My handwriting can only be read by professional doctors
@@Six_Yeager I can explain it tho
Mine notes were very simple to understand when I explained to my boiz.
But my handwriting was so bad they called it "ancient language".
14:42 Bro has TRUST in the guy at the bottom 💀💀💀
Trust the architecture of man
That is how much I trust that one guy that was really nice then we left
Did you know that pink used to be a boys color and blue a girls color
yep
Huh? Why did it change then?
@@kingoffire105 I heard that it had something to do with Hitler, but that could've just been a meme that my middle school teacher heard.
@@otaking3582 Hmm.. oh well. Thanks for the info either way!
@@kingoffire105 You're welcome!
0:36 LMAOOO YOU CAN HEAR VAAZKL’S EXPRESSION FALL AT THE LAST BIT 💀💀
0:12 women don’t own dogs or feet… thanks for the information! Time to add that to no ankles or getting broken up with!
Yep ^^ All I own are three bitches✨
0:41 Imagine if Microsoft should 'go inside' Google's headquarters
I understand lol
9:47 when i first heard about this robot i felt bad. no joke
Can I ask what robot is this?
fr
9:40 I thought he was gonna say "Do a flip!"
"Don't do it Hermes! Use another method that won't damage your liver!"
As a professional woman- 17:52 had me crying. "HER PERIODS LASTED 45 MINUTES"
Taking gods favorite to the next level 😭
Lollll I wish 😭
21:12 pretty sure the joke here is the "don't hit a girl" thing
1:27 am i the only one who laughed at this so hard? even tho i didnt get the joke
So, uh, to eat a soup, you need a spoon, but since you are the fork, then you are calling yourself I wasteful piece of sh*t.
0:40 Nono, internet Eplorer is a man, it needs a minute... or an hour... or a day...week...year...mont- wait...
17:16 Literally made me LOL
You did her so dirty
21:16 the punchline is that girls dont get slapped
i thought it went to like a super dark place like it didnt end at a slap but murder😬
Nah it's that they never made up
Women have reproductive pain, men have an extra one hit kill spot (you can die of shock via crotch kick if its hard enough) (the pelvis crotch area is sensitive either way though, they just have it worse in different ways)
Pretty sure you cant die out of shock pain, worse case you faint and choke on your own vomit.
@@yasininn76 I may be misremembering but the point still stands.
I will simply die by the noise I make after getting kicked think fog horn
+ psychic AOE damage, every guy in the area will feel it
@@Flesh_Wizard I am a guy, so I know. But it is a case by case basis thing. You can not feel it as bad or something, the psychic pain is veried by the people not getting kicked and how bad the person is kicked .
15:02: *GODDAMMIT I WANT CUDDLES NOW BUT IM FUCKING SINGLE AND LONELY AHHHHHHHHH*
Sobs quietly in bi-myself
0:10 As a guy, I know those eyelash brushes, and wish I had one *_to keep those godforsaken hair-skewers OUT OF MY EYES!_*
If you need to keep you god forsaken hair skewers out of your eyes, I would recommend an eyelash curler instead since I find them quicker and easier. As well as the fact that these brushes are meant to apply mascara, and not keep eyelashes out of eyes-sometimes you blink mascara into your eye too and that’s not fun. Also, guys can for sure use mascara wands too, not just women, don’t let your gender stop you from being comfortable!
16:45 "ummm.... I think I'm a woman 👩😃" THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAO
"Life is a soup and I'm a fork." I've never thought that I would be able to relate to a quote so much.
A boys vs girls meme video that actually portrays the girls accurately and equally? Impossible, if not for you.
Except it don't. Most gilr really do be like that
@@yasininn76Same vibe as “grills”
When it portrays the girls accurately it portrays the boys inaccurately
14:50
They don't have feelings, they simply like to confuse boys' feelings.
Think that’s at least a tad unfair dude. Hope you’re ok, but don’t blame whatever happened on every woman.
Mans never been outside
Boys Vs. Girls: The Return Of The King
12:49 is a masterpiece.
19:04 that OH BURN really got me
2:10 a boy fancy way of saying "you're lazy"
boys kitchen: basically Hell's kitchen
The boys way of say, “I’m too lazy so I’m going to call /you/ lazy to guilt trip you into do what I don’t want to do” 😊
8:12 HE'S JOHN CENA
Duh dun nuh nuh
ba dadadaaaaaaaaa
ba dadadaadaaaaaaa
ba dadadaaaaaaaaa
ba dadadadaaaaaaaa
13:30
im not sure whats worse
gun reloaded wrong
OR HOW THE PIECES AT TOP JUST CASUALLY DETACH FROM EVERYTHING ELSE TO SLIDE BACK
0:42 I'm a guy but I "daydream" about stuff similar to the girls daydream
9:47 Hit me right in the Feels.
Could you explain this to me 😅
20:50 The only reason I don't go straight to a specific store when I'm in a mall is because I'm lost and can't find the store I'm looking for - I never go into the other stores, just wander aimlessly until I either find a map or the store I need
My friends in middle school and I had a fake religion called the Big Chungis religion. Our meeting place was an odd tree we called the Chungis Tree. We would watch meme videos of Chungis, and read out of a random book. 😂
Sad that that last meme is actually true. Some parents are like that, a mother would indeed say that to their child. And the excuse is always "to build character" and it's sad.
“It’s all apart of your plot development”
"guess your just meant to be bi-yourself" KNOCKOUT BLOW
4:46 There was a Cathy comic strip where Irving put on weight, and Cathy was so excited that now they had something in common. A couple days later, Irving was back to his regular size. Cathy asked him: "How did you lose weight so fast!?", and he replied: "I skipped lunch." It's the only Cathy strip I remember.
18:12 why were you saying egg-scape?!
2:44 This was the same joke used in the Amazing World of Gumball.
7:16 this image made me smell my grandparents' basement which I haven't been to in almost 15 years (they are both dead)
20:15 that was really sad,i genuinely felt bad for him.
18:46 is litry every anime that channels like "anime recaps" or wtv cover
I shall post a random documentary. The female version of “homies” are typically referred to as besties. (Please inform me of a female version of a squad.) Women are very tight knit and social, protective of their fellow besties, but other times, mischievous. This is why I like to refer to us as most similar to crows, for we have a fondness of those that shine and we will judge wether you are worthy of mercy or if you shall be targeted for as long as the victim resides in our friend group. But we can also be compared to dragons, for many of us create hoards including video games, gems/jewelry, mushrooms, pets, swords, weaponry, pillows, plushies, makeup, blankets, our ex’s (or family’s) hoodies etc.
The “hEy dUde WhAt’s Uup?” sent me flying. Bro you are the best commentator seriously😂
3:41
8:53 nonononono NO. FUCK THIS WORLD I WANT MY BABY 2000 BACK
Ladies. Gentlemen. I have something that we can all agree on. Purple is a good color.
Yes, Drones are pretty harmless
@@gangstablook5846 well not harmless. Just really inferior
@@ChillyUltraKill Helpful if you take them out with others nearby too
18:47 there was actually a similar scenario to this in the show "Suite Life on Deck" (sequel to "Suite Life of Zack and Cody")
9:04 Tbh, I guess this was why we used to be burnt.
I wonder if it would be possible to get a guy burnt by accusing him of being a witch using black magic to look like a man
4:04 I mean, kinda true...
I use your videos to fall asleep
(The long long ones only)
3:34
The message says
"Your village is being raided by black mountain goat"
IM IN THERAPY SAY BURNT TOOTHPICK AND IT WILL MAKE MY WHOLE WEEK
Burnt toothpick
Burnt toothpick
Burnt toothpick
IM OUT OF THERAPYYY!!
@@rhi4u congratulations dude!
fun fact:
why they wore those bird masks is bc they thought the black death was carried by "bad scents", and stuffed flowers in the beaks. why they worked is actually bc the fleas that transported the black death couldn't grip onto the leather on the collar.
2:25
That one Jason Momoa Super Bowl ad be like:
10:42 Babies also don't have concept that adding even the slightest things can alter appearances greatly
18:32 you know where they say jock girl and nerd boy relationship? That's my mom and dad. My mom did track and field, and was very much a tomboy. My dad was nerdy and shy, and my mom would tease and mess with him before she started having feelings for him.
I can't speak for other girls, but I once cut my own bangs cuz I'm cheap. It was a mistake.
boys and girls both crying when opportunity died is the realest thing ive ever seen
Me with a time machine to my parents: Buy bitcoin
4:20
One's the greatest moment to ever see the internet and another is a stock image
3:35 "black goat."... Or "Montenegro sheep".
Thank you kind random internet lerson
2:30 No, no. Not a suit, they peal off their skin and pull out the fibers, shake them out to get the extra juices off then hang them on meat hooks.
*_Anyone would be turned away by that practice!_*
How to type italics on UA-cam?
@@grey_coloredCAT
Either these: _
or this: *
on either side for italics or bold.
@@Solesteam ok thx
they went to the large industrial mall for a reason, if i really needed just some jeans id go on amazon or go to gap’s own individual stores
11:23 A battle, make me a battle.
0:42 my daysreams are like "I wonder if Istanbul was greek" or if I was a president of my country
21:17 the girls arent friends anymore and they refused to meet up for a meme :3
7:05 the most truest thing to ever exist
23:05 what drawing. All I see is a shoe with very nice patterns on it.
0:16 getting kicked in your hatchery is more painful as a boy
12:40 my mum’s pocket is so big that when she put here phone in, it looked like it slipped to the backrooms
21:09 didn’t even walk in the GAP for a pair of pants lol, so she got it a JC Penny
4:56 Well this is an obvious one, the woman didn’t stop putting cream in their coffee
2:03 THAT WAS A REALLY REALLY SOLID MOVE FROM HIM
22:19 our girls gc asked the exact same question about the bee movie, even copy and pasting the script into the gc
3:05 Why is this true 💀💀💀
unstick nut without looking like a fool is hard asf
fr, people look at me funny when i try to unstick my balls
Dude that part when boys and girls need help so true
THE THUMBNAIL 💀😭
They didn’t learn gun safety 5:53
09:25 "Speedo meter" I'm dying 😭
Here’s what I’m getting:
There are two types of people in this world.
Some of them are really bro what’s up we cool and have fun and I am open with my feelings and such
The other is more interested in social appearance and logistical behavior and doesn’t actually need as much social interaction to thrive.
Some are girls some are boys.
I think we fit into both categories of types, it isn’t split down the gender line. Some girls really vibe with the bro memes, and some of the bros really vibe with the girl memes.
women who survived period cramps before pain killers were invented are strong as fuck
16:05 what a soldier 🫡
15:08 I'm not crying you're crying
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening.
Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky.
idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao
have a great blessed day brah
Wow, that one went TOO FAR! 3:58 🧊🧊🌑🌑🚢🚢
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I can relate, but I'm not sure why I can relate to his so much.
0:12 the boy one should be knowing that the world will always treat girls better
I only do this if everything else is food
11:59 dear god
This is a major threat
22:34 may I join this religion?
I want to join as well tbh
19:27 that's not math, it's home decorating
+∞ IQ
0:40 This one is so accurate I laughed