Beans | Stand Up Comedy by Rahul Dua
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- NEW STANDUP VIDEO 2019 OUT
After Trumping with Jeans, watch me talk about being Punjabi, my girlfriend and OYO rooms, and my middle class parents in restaurants and what they did with French Beans and the home-made pizza.
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CREDITS
Production & Post Production by Myoho Films
Director, D.o.P. & Editor: Karan Asnani
Live Sound programming, Mixing & Mastering: Sreejith Menon
Cinematographers: Karan Kundnani, Sachit Chainani, Sahil Mirani, Sandeep Mishra & Shardul More
Equipment Vendor: Ultra Video Works
Subtitling: Karan Kundnani
Special Thanks to Atul Khatri, Abhishek Shanker, Sourav Bangotra, Nidhi Tyagi, Anubhav Singh Bassi and Saurav Mehta
Guys. I'm touring the country with my special "Oh Hello!", tickets for which are available here: @t
Cities for which tickets are available:
12th Jan - Kota, Rajasthan
17th Jan - Ahmedabad, Gujarat
18th Jan - Vadodara, Gujarat
19th Jan - Surat, Gujarat
25th Jan - Hyderabad, Telangana
Cities for which tickets will be live soon:
28th Feb: Ludhiana, Punjab
06th Mar: Chandigarh
07th Mar: Jalandhar, Punjab
08th Mar: Amritsar, Punjab
and the rest - Patiala, Nagpur, Nasik, Raipur, Allahabad, Vijaywada, Jammu, Jaipur, Vashi, Mumbai, Guwahati, Dehradun
More shows been planned in Delhi, Bangalore and Pune. Please stay tuned. Thank you :)
When are you coming to Delhi?!
Bahot bakwaas...Learn the stand from Sundeep Sharma, Zakir Khan.
@@sarangwanjari5529 uska khudka style hai bro...
Agr abb sab ek dusre ki copy karne lagenge toh bhai unique kya rahega...
Is there any plan for nagpur..
Hello Rahul... Very nice, when you are planning for allahabad
Biswa once said
“Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things”
Rahul Dua is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.
abhiyash kohli thanks bhai, you’re a true rahul dua fan.b
When did Biswa say it?
abhiyash kohli .. thanks to Ambani and NDA.. log pakodas bechney ke baad free time mein online CTRL-C CTRL-V karte rehte heiN
The beauty is Biswa never said it,it was said by a drummer of a band,biswa clarified this in journey of a joke with abish,but people just start quoting this in name of Biswa without knowing the fact,go check it.
Bhai yeh line Maine jokes se jyaada baar suni hai
Everyone heard, "she's scary" 😂
Asal me kya tha ....mujhe samjh nahi aaya
@@jatin24_74 She's caring bola tha bhai. Fast boldiya to she's scary sunaidiya
Yup bro 😅😅😅
Thank you😊😂
Me too! Actually after hearing 'she's scary', when he asked what happened y r u all laughing, I thought even that was also a part of his joke! 😂🤣😂
1st video -jeans
2nd video -beans 😂😂😂
You forgot Trump
Next is a cross over episode. Beans in Jeans.
U missed trump video
@@TheRahulDua 😝😝😝🤘👍 eagerly waiting
@@TheRahulDua scenes
That reference to his last stand up on South Bombay parties
If dua lipa marries rahul dua she will become dua dua😂
#Justarandomthought 😂
shriya agrawal This girl’s caring
@ALPHA MALE By his nostrils
Please, don't think randomly. Please😐😅
Reminds me of Rahul Subramanian's Anu Malik joke😅😂
Bhuvan bam inspired?
People : Standup comedies are all about modi, metro and cabs
*le Rahul dua: Hold my beans😂
*"Oyo rooms is a reproductive establishment"*
~ Rahul Dua 2019
😝😝😝😝😂😂😂
MEDICAL BIRTH- CAUSE REPORT
(Mr. Udayan Singh) SAYS :
bhaisaab apka paiida shuru hona b ~oye ke room me hua tha
The way he said *"with a **-Z-** (eh-dtuh-jah)"*
I completely lost it 😂
And also he explained the pronunciation through subtitles
*LOL*
yes ❤️😂
Aloo : Aunty thand lag rahi hai bun daaldo please 😂😂😂 epic!!
😝😝
i can't stop laughing after listening that hahah
I just love this guy. Makes the most simplest things seem soo funny.
I just loved it.
The only comedian who is successful after coming out of the comicstaan... 😂😂😂
Nishant is more popular in circuit
@@ashutoshbhondele5568 who? 🤔
Prashasti is also pretty popular.
Aakash Gupta is also there.
@@maggot8744 akash Gupta was famous before comicstaan
Aisle waala naya joke add kiye ho set mai ekdum aag laga diye ho 🔥
"i hate china now".......we have a visionary among us
Among us😳
I find that quite sus
a m o g u s
amogus red sus funny
Sus
Freedom of speech is inversely proportional to length of disclaimer... 😂
Glt bol gye pandey ji disclaimer jitna lmba utna khul k bol skta h
eyerunnycul but true
[if Peetjha ≈ Pizza, then
¿≈ ironical ¿]
Ye bhi same comment as last video. Main agla video same daal raha hu. Jab tum logo ne creative nahi hona to main kyu hou!
@@TheRahulDua My bad, I get it... Next time creativity on the rise 🤘😎 Ye naam yaad kr lo, mast comment aane wala hai Bhai 😅
@@TheRahulDua Btw aapke videos same ho ya alag, honge ass tattering hi 😅
5:22 jeans ka reference... "Housewarming parties" loved it😂😂😂
Epic 🤣🤣 She'sCaring
She scaring 😂😂😂😂😂
Audience thought scary
Gauravzone is dead. ua-cam.com/video/dZjPkkNzErE/v-deo.html
My mom literally asked me whether she should make aloo beans for lunch while I was watching this.
You're fast becoming one of my favourite stand-up comics.
Its very interesting how he mentions about the times when a joke failed to land and then transforms that bit into a joke in itself which ends up being hilarious. He's a very smart comedian.
Bhai cant affort tickets pls collab with amazon or netflix so we can watch through torrent 😔
Lol....same here bro😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
1:28 [ Kaher Ka Husn To Dekho ]
It should be *Husn Ka Kaher To Dekho* #improvisation 😂😂
That's what the joke was...
In punjabi its kehar ka husan!!
bro u need to get the unimprovised form in a correct way
I just love this guy.
He knows how to make regular & normal things seem so funny & meaningful too.
He's got his own style.
Loved it.
Awesome.
5:14 I legit got a pizza ad here😂😂
5:08 anyone else get that
"It's Mehico" reference.
Mexico😂
@@netraparihar867 its main - hee-ko
First : Jeans
Now : Beans
Next : Teens
Just an idea.....
Now I just have to try this magic topping Pizza....😎😊
Bhindi, Lauki, Drumsticks aur naariyal, ajwaain/ jeera flavours/ toppings bhi try karna.
it's an unparalleled experience
Goodluck...😃😃😃😜
*Azmeen Wadia* _comment deleted by user_
@sailaab Yaar tum kabhi bhi Master Chef mat baniyo!!!
↘REPLY↙
*+Azmeen ji* haha😊 ...hum "angrezoN ke jamane ke jailor" heiN.. hamare liye Masterchef bann na.. baaye haath ka khel hai.. sabko baingan aur karela toppings wala peejha khilaaunga haha😁
bhai sun. Try karna hai to naya hairstyle kar, naya shampoo naya shirt kar. Ye mat karna please
mai tou takla huin.. aur pubic hair ko shampoo nahi karta..
main tou yeh hee karunga bhai
He intentionally didn't put captions for that scary and caring part......🤣🤣🤣🤣.....Nailed it man.....
Rahul Dua is always rocking everytime he performs!
4:50 Yeahh, me too.
Ohmygod😂😂😂
I’m imagining his mother saying that and I can fathom her saying that!!! Because she was my class teacher in high school! She’s pretty chill though...
Kaunsa? Girls Convent ya Boys Convent?
@@TheRahulDua arey tu boht vela hai ..chal agle Content di tyari krr okaa ? ...te agli vaar masala nva ho na chahida .. wmk love ju bro
4:50 : *"I hate China now"*
*I FELT THAT*
"Thand lag rahi hai bun daaldo", 😂😂🤣🤣
4:27 aur aagey ka was LIT....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I was waiting like hell for your new video after watching your Trump video...plz stay uptated🔥❤️❤️
bhai first time dekh rha hu tumhe ...... natural comedy mja aa gya keep doing and upload on time
That pronunciation hit was Lit af!! You’re amaziingggg ❤️being punjabi myself i can relate most of it
*+nimbupani babe* agar ho sakey tou batayeiN
ki agar meme ko maymay nahi, meem pronounce karte heiN, tou kya
meri phast kajin Peep ki jeans pehanti hai?
aur kya (uski bitiya) meri niece ko mooms pasand heiN?
O boy,it was my first time watching you....and I loved your script as well as your body language's amalgamation with it!
Keep doing this...you rock!
22g loved your performance! Love from Punjab!
As I belong to a middle class family,4:28-5:20 ...was soooooo soooooo relatableeeeeee🤣
I felt his pain when he said "i had that pizza"
Bcz i had too😶
Very hilarious and intelligently written. Awesome Sir! So proud of you.
He said she’s scary at first on purpose!!
Attitude is everything wow! Tune to ankhe kholdi hamari👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
ketan joshi always there for people like you bro
😂😂😂. Sarcasm samaj uncle. Attitude is not everything. Common sense must!
ketan joshi tu nahi samjha sarcasm bro omg 😂😂😂😂
Sarcasm war.😂🤣
This just proves how much he has grown in comicstaan! U r the real winner for me♥️
“Picche se gaand fati mein chef ayaa......."
😂😂😂😂
4:51 Everyone does
really good stand up . i love when he talks with audience
You are perfect blend of being funny and saying funny things. Loved your video. Plz upload more
I see a star in you,brother!❤️
My sister is Vidhi and my name is Vidhan
It was a little wierd when he called out our name
No one can change vidhi ka vidhan :p
Zyada mehnat nahi karni padi hogi uncle aunty ko naam sochne me. 😄
@@JuhiChowdhury89 ha re .....just muhavra rakh diya. ......acha h bandar aur adrak nahi rakha 😂
@@jatin24_74 bach gaye. 😂😂😂😂😂😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@JuhiChowdhury89 waise to do h bache h ...bhot mehnat kri hogi uncle aunty ne
8:19 mins. Of continuos laugh ... Amazing brdr ... Much love🖤🖤🖤made my day
1. Jeans
3. Beans
5. Teens
7. Queens
9. Greens
Hey Rahul wonderful content man. fresh jokes. Really enjoyed it.
I have watched it for like 10 times and every time its awesome Amazing new raw and entertaining as the very first time..
Me: bro girlfriend hai?
Jeans: baby beans, come here sweetheart
Waao ..u r just wonderful , so talented ..ur homework is too guud , ur pauses , humor 👌👌..wanna meet one day 💕💕
Itne intezar k baad sirf 8 min .ka video ..
I was expecting something like Zakir Khan of 1 hour approximately
Bhai 1 ghanta wala live show ready hai. India Tour dates announce kardi hai. Ticket link pinned comment mein de diya hai. Ticket lein aur aake bharpoor anand uthaayein. 1 ghante wala show k videos agle saal ayenge
@@TheRahulDua pr humko free content mang ta hai . Abhi mai gareeb video jio ke karan dekha . Bss 2 saal aur phir mai har video dekhega . Love you bhai gr8 comedy .
@@thethe8940 kya hi karoge tum yaar
Your face expression
Mind blowing.
And My reaction is like " Ha Toh 😒" That was epic 😆😆😆
Lov u yaar
I consider myself lucky to see this ( and all his previous videos ) live
His stage presence was better than even Biswa
No one can be better than Biswa
When he is already speaking in Hindi and subtitles are in Hindi too... 😭😭
The way he present every joke it's really hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Hey Rahul....love your content and performance....always fresh and happening....keep it up 👍👍👍😃
The best part 01:47🤣😂😂🤣
Last line was deadly bro!!! 😂
Oyo room is a reproductive establishment 😂😂😂
😝😂
Rahul Sir u r mind blowing 💯 U have a great sense of humor waiting for more videos so that I can learn more from you. Best stand up comedian till date 😍😍
Dude grown up in comedy after comicstaan .good to see u
Bada hi acha lagta hai By God ye dekkhe k log shuru se journey follow kar rahe hain. Boht shukrguzaar aapka
Waitn to see u live in jodhpur #the punchliners comedy ..
@@TheRahulDua Bhai iss saal Kolkata pe show karne aana please🙏
Keep this genuine and mix of observation humour.
God bless you beer ❤️
Hhhahahahhahahahha i was waiting for you 😂😂😂
Thank you for uploading
After jeans i love beans
6:09 sometimes he looks like Mr. Bean😂😂😂😂
Then, you must watch nishant suri....( You'll change your mind)
It's 'bean' a hilarious 'pidza' performance 😛😉
This is soooo relatable on another level! Too good 😂😂
loved ur vdos . watched it so much that i remember that u used that annual function dialogue on ndtv show few years ago....
Waah! aapki memory ki daad dena chaahunga dost. Thank you :)
@@TheRahulDuaDua that made my day ...loads of love to u. I think I'm gonna bring those biscuits now for real, not for my neighbor or guest but just for u .. hope to meet u one day in our city Ludhiana.
@@Sandy_ch7 Rahul Dua .. message him ..dm hi man ! .menu b bla leo kathe party party krange ..
@@rajatgarg3820I hope he replies he being a busy person .. I don't think so he has been in the city from years...but i will try to contact him on instagram... tenu v bula lau bai lol
Best standup ever seen. Absolute love. 🌟🌟
Aisle seat reminded me of my friend.. he used to pronounce aisle seat as Icely seat....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video is on my trending from many days and i was avoiding it till not but now i have finished watching it and it was just lit.loved it and laughed so hard.
LoL if that would've been true I'll be dying before eating that magic topping 😂😂
Lit content bro, keep up the good work.
Tu Lucknow Kanpur Agra aa gya, tujhse Banaras nahi aana hua... 300 extra lagte bas tere...🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😛
Bhai teri kasam Banaras pakka aunga. Banaras auditorium available nahi tha to Kanpur Lucknow k saath wahi cover karna tha. Pakka aunga
@@TheRahulDua koi nahi Bhai... Aana toh batana... Main idhar ich rahega...🤘🤘
@@TheRahulDua bhai 200-300 extra lele, par kabhi Meerut bhi aaja 🔥😂
@@TheRahulDua fans to fans hota h...chahe tu tu karke bole....aapki ijjat aur badh gayi...ho sakta aapka koi frd ho ...whatever😊
I love the way he speaks.
EPICCCCC🙌🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥
I relate to the middle class thing soooooo much
(Except the fact that my mother actually makes Pizza, burger etc really nice)
Scary... she is caring... mine too 🤣😂🤣
Many many congratulations for 1m just saw right now while repeating your old videos ✨🥳
Man... Yo deserved to win Comicstaan S01. But you're a great comedian and I hope you'll gain much more success in coming years🤗
U r the best...i really enjoy ur videos all the tym...you have the best way to make us happy..absolutely amazing comic timing..😘❤
I love your jokes ... do post more like these 😊
3 years later and i still laugh like a baby everytime i watch this video
1:30 that line helped me moving on.
Really Man ..... Bahut changa kaam kitna hain . 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Pet aur muh dono dard ho gaye haste haste .
“I hate China now”- holds true to this date
Rahul you are amazing. One of my favorite comedians :)
1:29
Hussan Ka Kehar ✔️
Kehar Ka Hussan ❌
Correction ❕
Simply superb 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Great sense of timing
M the biggest fan of Urs , when I saw u first time on the stage of comicstaan...
Jaani, Thumbs up from Pakistan. Kia banda hai yaar.. Great comedy Rahul.. Keep it up bruv. You're the only Hindi/Urdu Standup comedian I listen to man..
I can totally imagine your plight! I had to eat fried rice with bhindi and parval as the veggies "toppings"! :P
My favorite Stand Up Comedian