My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
7:55 OwO is everywhere. You could wake up in a cold sweat at 4:00 am and OwO will be at the foot of your bed. OwO haunts the internet with their existence. You find a new UA-camr you like? OwO is four parallel universes ahead of you Edit: no, I have not watched the game theory video lol
as a german person, i would like to say that one post is kinda accurate. its just very rare to see the country come up outside of those historic events, so seeing others being generally interested in culture or language can just be very nice.
I've been exposed to the covid and have been stuck inside for a week and have spent it grinding your videos. Thank you PegaSUS for keeping me sane in quarantine
I had COVID a month ago and I hope you get better soon!❤️ I’ve recovered and all I flew to canada and on the 8 day of quarantine my test came back positive which made no sense at all since I had it one month ago:/ life really sucks but I hope you get better soon!💯
@@Jin_Sakai71 omg tysm, that's so sweet to say! Thank god I haven't tested positive yet but its been a bit difficult being away from my friends and kids I babysit for so long. I've gotten bored in my house and it was also a bit overwhelming that my family was so sick. My sister and I have been doing a lot to keep the house running and hopefully I can get back to my life soon!
The showering one is so messed up 🙃 I showered with my mother when I was a toddler before I was even able to really talk and I still remember how awkward , weird and traumatizing it was 😐
The philosophy of the rich and the poor is this: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left"*
Interesting, most people don't understand the market moves and tend to be mislead in facts like this and always depend on Money in the Bank very bad idea
I understand the fact that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, but investing today is a hard thing to do because I have no idea of how and where to invest in?
@@hilsongolden2655 As a newbie investing in crypto will be best for you, I know of a portfolio/investment manager, Mr Smith and expertise in trade investment as you don't have to under go any stress in the trades, he manages my trading..
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I'am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department store, and I get home by 8pm at the least.
3:50 come on, Pegasus, they were talking about the fully grown full-dragon at the top. The half-dragon 5 year old is his new daughter he had by laying the dragon.
Well today I got my first shoot of the vaccine and the only way that my day was better was by watching your vids. My arm is in deep pain and your video is helping me to forget about the pain.
Not to be mean but there is no way that a video made your arm pain feel less bad, not to mention you commented as the video came out. You probably like watched one minute of it max
@@JamesThePokemonHunter the pain gets distracted due to dopamine being sent to you the brain + I was watching more Pegasus videos because I used to not watch it.
9:39 When people sneeze, they usually sneeze twice in a row, so technically, their gender wouldn’t change, or would only change for a second. So the best pick would be that. Don’t know why but I thought I should say this.
How is something as normal as putting milk in your coffee sexist? It used to be that no one thought anything of sexism and now people to think too much of it. Like brooo. The society we live in today needs help fr. I am CONCERNED
Lol for the ones who don't understand the frog and doughnut joke, here ya go: Technically, you can "do" both of these things, but why would you? so why would you "do" a girl ya don't like? It literally explains the reason why the "oh, boys are always happy when they find out another girl that isn't their crush likes them" is wrong.
the chips ahoy cookie isn't bathing in his own blood, last I checked, human blood travels through arteries & veins, it's not clumped up in groups on the surface of the skin
2:31 that actually is a benefit. having a certain angle in your legs as if you are crouching helps aligns your organs in such a way that its easier to get your business done, so maybe it will be straining after 5 minutes, but you were already in trouble if you need longer than that. its the same idea as the squatty potty.
I recently discovered this channel and I loved it from the first video, and now u even use Kira's theme and do JoJo references ur one of my favourite yters
1:02 ... so if jumping in front of a train gives you a 1 in 2 chance of not going to work, does that mean the second chance leaves you mangled but you're still going to work the next day?
2:33 did people forget that men are extremely powerful and can stand and pee at the same time, so in the event that you have to go #1 that effect is basically useless.
You sounded like a little kid at the cat eater part and I could not help the serotonin from exploding my brain with cartoon pictures of what that would look like.
I just found out that 2 family members tested positive and 4 others are showing symptoms :/ the best part is I'm below 16 (I can't get vaccinated if I'm not 16 or above) and so is my cousin (I live in a household of 7) your videos help me with anxiety and nervous breakdowns thanks man Update: most of my family now has covid and no one is recovering
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
YEET
what
PegaSUS vid 16
I recognize that theme anywhere haha
I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
The "cursed" font looks like a font a 14 year old girl would use that says "depressed"
Lol
@Actually Not RickRoll 😍 👇 I will french braid your nervous system
Omg Phoenix
Exactly, that's what he meant, mate
@@r3ady780 I love that sentence
7:55 OwO is everywhere. You could wake up in a cold sweat at 4:00 am and OwO will be at the foot of your bed. OwO haunts the internet with their existence. You find a new UA-camr you like? OwO is four parallel universes ahead of you
Edit: no, I have not watched the game theory video lol
that is unironically true
You cannot escape the OwO
AHHHHHH ITS OwO HELPPPPPM
You saw the film theory on him?
@@j.rninja3336 i did
as a german person, i would like to say that one post is kinda accurate. its just very rare to see the country come up outside of those historic events, so seeing others being generally interested in culture or language can just be very nice.
I’ve been thinking of learning german. It looks and sounds like a beautiful language
@@patheticplague9359 ich esse kinder
@@heyli2197 ayo
@@renge5589 what
@@heyli2197 oh i was just reacting to ur comment lol
KIRA’S THEME FITS SO WELL LOL 😂
Also they forgot that one of the ‘vamphobic’ slurs are DIO
When did he use it what minutes
dude what the fuck is vamphobic? like my monkey brain is trying to know what is even the 3 gender
@@isappycracks e v e r y t h i n g
Dio means god in italian
@@yourlocalvendingmachineq3068 eat banana poop people dont pay taxes that is the only things i do
He is finally using Kira's theme again
first thing i heard
Again?
He used it in some of his older videos
that's why Pegasus is the best person alive
killer pegasus
Pegasus: says “baby eater” a billion times
Also Pegasus: Why am I always being demonetized
the forbidden muffin eater
@@albert_the_cool8092 FoEtUs DeLeTus
@@roopabrungi4958 ThEn EaTUs
@@brioche_bread they are called the forbidden gummy for a reason...
DeLiCiOuS
@@roopabrungi4958 nom nom nom I guess
I've been exposed to the covid and have been stuck inside for a week and have spent it grinding your videos. Thank you PegaSUS for keeping me sane in quarantine
I had COVID a month ago and I hope you get better soon!❤️ I’ve recovered and all I flew to canada and on the 8 day of quarantine my test came back positive which made no sense at all since I had it one month ago:/ life really sucks but I hope you get better soon!💯
@@Jin_Sakai71 omg tysm, that's so sweet to say! Thank god I haven't tested positive yet but its been a bit difficult being away from my friends and kids I babysit for so long. I've gotten bored in my house and it was also a bit overwhelming that my family was so sick. My sister and I have been doing a lot to keep the house running and hopefully I can get back to my life soon!
I’m happy with COVID I don’t go to school yeah it gets annoying but I’m not in risk since I’m a teenager with both vaccinations
1:24 This has a 2nd layer of cursed. If the lion received a larger member… and the organs were from Dorthy…
The showering one is so messed up 🙃 I showered with my mother when I was a toddler before I was even able to really talk and I still remember how awkward , weird and traumatizing it was 😐
Pegasus got that Kira theme in the background les go
Fax bro
My favorite villain
It's more cursed than the people who have the crying Bart Simpson pfps to make it look "aesthetic."
Bruh I literally see you comment EVERYWHERE like yo you got some good taste if I see you all the time
@@mypfpgivesyounightmares946 Complimenting yourself lol
@M A R I A who me?
æsthetic
I love you
Ahh kira’s theme makes the cursed things better when you realize what he did
haha people go *b o o m*
gib hand
I was tensed the entire video for the drop and I can’t handle that it didn’t happen
Boki boki
All jojo fans are here eh
I love how he talks about being a hardened veteran of the internet yet he didn't get the frog and doughnut joke
Explain
Explain the frog and doughnut joke please, i don't get it
@@GXQ42 well a donat has a holl so you can fuck it a frog can open it's moth so can fuck it
@@GXQ42 For the frog, I think you have to see _that_ video.
@@DanEllis which video
5:25
So you're a *hardened* veteran?
I'm certain he didn't see this one coming when he said that.
The philosophy of the rich and the poor is this: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left"*
Investing in today is priceless because tomorrow isn't promised, trading Bitcoins,gold, silver and crypto secure a better Tomorrow.
Interesting, most people don't understand the market moves and tend to be mislead in facts like this and always depend on Money in the Bank very bad idea
It's nice to hear people discuss about investment, because investment always beat cash
I understand the fact that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, but investing today is a hard thing to do because I have no idea of how and where to invest in?
@@hilsongolden2655 As a newbie investing in crypto will be best for you, I know of a portfolio/investment manager, Mr Smith and expertise in trade investment as you don't have to under go any stress in the trades, he manages my trading..
Kira yoshigakes theme playing makes this video greats.
Yeah
Exactly
I KNEW IT
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I'am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department store, and I get home by 8pm at the least.
Yes dude
7:53 OwO is everywhere and it’s driving me insane.
lol
Its great :D
For the most part it certainly is but for some reason I actually like OwO in Telepurte's comments. It just feels right for some reason.
bruh i know hes the top comment on every other video
*owo replies*
Girl: pretends to be a vampire
Castlevania players: "now this looks like a job for me"
3:50 come on, Pegasus, they were talking about the fully grown full-dragon at the top. The half-dragon 5 year old is his new daughter he had by laying the dragon.
Yeah I... Truly don't get how he didn't put that together lmao
@@prettysparklez1195 He doesn't get half the jokes in these videos. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
@the fairy of facts i've watched pegasus for while and I can confidently say, he is not very good at understanding jokes
Well today I got my first shoot of the vaccine and the only way that my day was better was by watching your vids. My arm is in deep pain and your video is helping me to forget about the pain.
The pain will go away if Pegasus posts a day
Not to be mean but there is no way that a video made your arm pain feel less bad, not to mention you commented as the video came out. You probably like watched one minute of it max
I’m writing a reply so you get a notification so you eat reminded 🙂
@@JamesThePokemonHunter alr ben shapiro
@@JamesThePokemonHunter the pain gets distracted due to dopamine being sent to you the brain + I was watching more Pegasus videos because I used to not watch it.
9:39
When people sneeze, they usually sneeze twice in a row, so technically, their gender wouldn’t change, or would only change for a second. So the best pick would be that.
Don’t know why but I thought I should say this.
Fun Fact: I can make myself sneeze so I could turn back whenever I want on the odd chance that I sneeze unevenly
@@HarmonyHope7534 dude
severe allergies is not a super power
@@PissJohn huh?
people who have control over their sneeze: "so i can just switch genders?"
Is 7 times in like 10 seconds average
Hey I appreciate you putting my theme on the background, good luck on this world and keep up the good work
wait
@@shonkey6091 what
2:35 "this sounds like it's straight from hell" explains why it's 13°
Legends say that pegasus to this day is in his room repeating
"BABY EATER - CAT EATER"
The Yoshikage Kira theme was a nice touch, this is why Pegasus is one of my favourite creators
Tf?
Wy that pfp? 😡😡😡
😡😡😡
@@titanking5956 what's wrong with it?
@@naughtydino5678 idk, it's ok to me
5:58 - We are 60% water Pegasus. We bathe in our own blood technically.
I just hate you 60% currently
11:08 "so I started dating this divorced mum who had a 5 or 6 year old crotch goblin--"
You (the writer, not Pegasus) could've ended it right there.
How is something as normal as putting milk in your coffee sexist? It used to be that no one thought anything of sexism and now people to think too much of it. Like brooo. The society we live in today needs help fr. I am CONCERNED
4:17 that seems something that Yoshikage Kira would do, but just the hands
Been a while since I seen this channel, time for more great content
Roblox
Same
The only video that’s not a stream in a while.
penguin bros
holy shit penguins
*gets bonk stick*
Kira’s theme as background music? Based.
12:45
Oh, I dont have any stevens yet... I have a few spare mikes, what about 3 mikes for 1 steven?
7:24 I took a screenshot not because of the cursed comments, but because of the 666
The "V-Word" has a terrifying relation to the word "vigor", which is nowhere near a slur.
This is random, but my cat just bit me, I am in incredible sadness.
You should shoot the cat with an arrow
was it really painful and did he hiss or was it not
@@obama69890 she bit my knee area, it is bleeding, but not too bad
@@bananbro do u have rabies
@@calum55555 no, rn she's just laying on the end of my bed calmly
OwO is an actuall ARG and he leaves comments all over youtube so fact that someone found his coment get to reddit and you saw it is AMAZING
Imagine if the roles of the black kid was reversed. White Kid Sees Black Guy, Thinks He’s A Mon-
9:20 - Because I *_always_* sneeze twice, I doubt I'd even notice if I was cursed with such a thing.
please make others, I BEG, btw i liked kiras theme as background music, it was fit for many of the posts
Lol for the ones who don't understand the frog and doughnut joke, here ya go: Technically, you can "do" both of these things, but why would you? so why would you "do" a girl ya don't like? It literally explains the reason why the "oh, boys are always happy when they find out another girl that isn't their crush likes them" is wrong.
makes sense
I've actually seen OwO on the internet multiple times and that's accurate to how they act XD
the chips ahoy cookie isn't bathing in his own blood, last I checked, human blood travels through arteries & veins, it's not clumped up in groups on the surface of the skin
1:00 One of my relatives got hit by a train and survived so I agree with you
kira's theme finally hitting the climax at the end of the video is very satisfying
6:32
As a wise man once said, "if the robo-revolution is going to start, might as well start it" -Maykeel Ribs
I like how owo is in every comment section except on the videos where they're mentioned
2:31 that actually is a benefit. having a certain angle in your legs as if you are crouching helps aligns your organs in such a way that its easier to get your business done, so maybe it will be straining after 5 minutes, but you were already in trouble if you need longer than that. its the same idea as the squatty potty.
“News of the queens death”
The Kira theme in background gave me an idea-
"Killer Queen has already touched your comment"
I recently discovered this channel and I loved it from the first video, and now u even use Kira's theme and do JoJo references ur one of my favourite yters
Jokes on u I lean back on the toilets and it’s not really uncomfortable that way
2:36 jokes on them. I don't sit on public toilet seats. I hover above them.
Love the kira's theme
WE ALL DO
KILLER QUEEN!!!
Yes
@@bxsstrd KILLA QUIIIIN
killer queen has already touched the like button
i was wondering about the same thing with double jumping being so common in games yet none of us can perform one
The theme in the back feels like it would be the theme of a guy who wants to live a very quiet life.
I love how he said there is a one in two chance of survival if I jump in front of a train.
8:34
It’s either sexism or the husbands salary wasnt that much so it got increased a lot and the wife’s salary was already very high
I'm waiting for owo to come and reply to Pegasus commet because he is just everywhere most of the time
Same
I litterally just watched the matpat video on him and clicked on the first video to see if he was here
He watches faline San with me OwO
yeah bro just block him a guy say for me to say that
3:49 THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DRAGON NOT THE CHILD
8:50 why is nobody talking about the comment under that?
1:02 I like how he implied that being mangled by a train is not a valid reason to miss work tomorrow
1:02 ... so if jumping in front of a train gives you a 1 in 2 chance of not going to work, does that mean the second chance leaves you mangled but you're still going to work the next day?
I like how a more lofi version Yoshikage Kira's theme is just playing in the background.
ikr
I think it's the elevator version
6:00 no thats milk turned brown cuz 2 chocolates are sitting in it
Two blocks of blood are in the water.
At 6:24 the comment kinda makes Sense they don't have Mouths so you can't play Fetch with then
Thought the thumbnail said ‘hope you get white’ honestly that would have made it much better
everyone: omg the comments are so cursed!
me: do I hear kira's theme??
7:57 I SEE THIS GUY IN LITERALLY EVERY COMMENT SECTION
I just love Kira yoshikage theme playing lol
Kira's theme..... This video is gonna be guud
The thumbnail had me dying and is exactly why I clicked. Good shit new subscriber
12:55 That is actually true. I've always thought how it would be nice to just be really stupid and laugh at everything and have a good time.
Yoshikage Kira’s theme makes these things 100 times more cursed
2:27 Finally new workout equipment
12:32 aged like milk
Meta moment; if I make a business it won’t have any sloped toilets!
12:31 jokes on you, only the first part happened
**cries in tea**
Kiras theme is perfect for these vids
5:31 You might be a hardened veteran, but the real question is; what turned you on?
11:59
GGs
Just Reset life at that point
2:33 did people forget that men are extremely powerful and can stand and pee at the same time, so in the event that you have to go #1 that effect is basically useless.
5:31
"Im a hardened veteran of the internet"
*still doesnt know what a hickey is*
It should have been written like "These Comments Are 匚ㄩ尺丂乇ᗪ"
3:44 i think they’re talking about the huge female dragon not the little baby LMAO. and the huge dragon does not look 5
No one literary no one:
All Pegasus fans when they run out of PegaSUS memes: PEGASAUCE
You sounded like a little kid at the cat eater part and I could not help the serotonin from exploding my brain with cartoon pictures of what that would look like.
ohhh about the queen.....
You know its serious when Kira Theme is playing
9:11 jokes on yall, I'm already genderfluid
The fucking Yoshikage kira theme
10:24 But it's also true "a little" never heard anyone. The problems come up when "a little" turns into "alot".
2:40 …and it’s also discriminatory against people with leg problems/amputations.
They don’t have 5 minutes.
1:09
Ah yes
Cyanide and happiness
Classic dark humor
I just found out that 2 family members tested positive and 4 others are showing symptoms :/ the best part is I'm below 16 (I can't get vaccinated if I'm not 16 or above) and so is my cousin (I live in a household of 7) your videos help me with anxiety and nervous breakdowns thanks man
Update: most of my family now has covid and no one is recovering
Hope you and your family recover soon
wow guess everyones having this problem my sister got covid im fine so far
I hope you get better
Here in America, you can get vaccinated if you're 12+
@@birdgod5584 lucky
me after hearing kiras theme in the background *smiles in jojo fan*
5:40
THAT WAS THR LAST STRAW
AINT NO ANIMALS TURNING INTO A RUG TODAY
pegasus: uses Kira theme
me: *sorry but killer queen has already touched the doorknob*
5:48 more like his hair, not his blood