*Not only do I believe him absolutely* I submit that that encapsulates exactly why Longford invented his campaign. [Although mary Whitehouse WAS sincere when she set off to Bankok]
He has an autobiography called "Odd Boy Out" and he narrates the audiobook himself. I haven't listened yet, but the blurb suggests it's what you're looking for.
Gyles Brandreth seems to have an entertaining story for literally every occasion. I wish I had such a stockpile of stories and his gift for gab. The only problem is getting him to stop talking, but I do enjoy his tales. I like the story he told about the time he and his wife were on a beach in Jamaica when what they thought was a wizened old lady teetering up to them turned out to be Mick Jagger. 😊
My dad has the same gift of a story for every occasion. I used to marvel at his varied life, until I realized his real gift was making them up on the spot.
I would love to see Giles on WILTY !!! (with Bob + David + Sandi + Alan + Bill...oh dear...I keep thinking of so many people to add) ...I already hear "arguments + a lot of hysterical laughter) ☆ naturally he'd need to be given cards with lyes....
Bahahaha! 🤣 I'm now picturing Mick doing a seaside version of Alan Davies" impersonation of Tina Turner. It's really worth tracking down on here if you can find it - he kind of staggers about the stage like a wind-up toy, and it is rather funny... 😬
The best bit was later when Gyles unexpectedly reveals "I have eaten a pie that contained a human" causing Alan to almost spit out his drink and Sally Phillips to cry through her fingers with laughter 🤣
I briefly spoke to Lord Longford when I was at university. He gave a talk on prison reform. At a reception afterwards I drew an unflattering caricature of him, without his knowledge. However, a "friend" grabbed it and showed it to him. He smiled and said he would have bought it if I had made him look more handsome.
I just watched a video of an American who was shocked to hear about meat pies since pies in the US are normally fruit-based. He seemed genuinely grossed out at the thought of meat in a pie.
@@RatKindler We have meat pies. We call them pot pies and they sell them in the frozen food section. They're not something you'd often see at any eatery though.
@@RatKindler He was "shocked to hear about meat pies"?? Must be from a completely different culture. Was he used to one of the Asian cuisines, perhaps? Anyway, among the quintessential pies are pork pies and steak (and kidney) pies. Meat pies are absolutely typical pies.
@@rosiefay7283 He's got a channel where he, as an American, responds to learning about Canada. A video he was watching was talking about Canadian meat pies and he really did seem shocked to see beef in a pie and talked a bit about the American conception of what a pie is/should be, and that is fruit pies.
I bought a small blueberry pie from a now defunct store that used to sell discount everything. I bit into it once I got back to the car and remarked how it almost tasted like a mushroom. My girlfriend was laughing hysterically and I flipped the pie over to discover why. The bottom of the pie was covered in green mold. I did not go back in for my money back as it was only 10 cents.
Similar story - my sister used to work at a cafe and could take home uneaten cakes and pies. As we sat down to a late supper I discovered mould with fruiting bodies (black dots on a blanket of hyphae filaments) inside a pie. I think that was the last time we ate anything from that place.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
i dont think a pie chart can be considered evidence.. "theres even been a scientific study to confirm this, i think. i remember seeing a pie chart about this" would be a better joke
Ah but Ah .... Do *bear in mind what a Raincoat is in American slang* (Which is entirely congruent given their 'fact finding mission' - The word was 'fact' wasn't it?)
“A pie should be meat and potatoes!” Y’all pie snobs haven’t lived until you’ve had a good blueberry or cinnamon apple pie. That’s a pie eating contest I’d get into!
On my roadtrip from the eastcoast to the westcoast of Australia, every time we stopped for gas I got a meatpie. I gained like 20 kilograms on that trip 😄
I was once asked if I wanted a cheese and onion pie or a dead animal pie by a vegetarian in Wigan. I chose the dead animal cos cheese gives me migarines.
It's qualified though, isn't it? If you have to specify the partially lidded variety to distinguish it from the unqualified "tart", it shows that tarts aren't lidded - the exception proving the rule.
See, you say "pie" and an American (me) thinks "fruit." A vegetarian pie? Aren't all pies vegetarian? Forgot you guys put meat in yours. (Ours are scrumptious.)
I always find it jarring when Sandi makes the classic 'weak vegan' jokes, which she does quite frequently. It's the type of gag you'd hear from Jordan Peterson or Andrew Tate and smacks of toxic masculinity. Surprising, given she's a co-founder of the Women's Equality Party.
When I think of a pie, meat and potatoes is most definitely NOT what I imagine. Fruit of some kind is my fist thought, then maybe a cream pie, still fruity though.
Cream pie. Good lord what a euphemism. When I think pie I think savoury first, sweet, say apple second. A good steak and ale pie is something I feel the USA misses out on.
Because the knuckle draggers would throw a tantrum about how woke everything was, and everyone's so fucking bored of their constant, mindless bleatings.
Brandreth almost surprised himself when he said “I’ve STILL got the PHOTOGRAPHS!!!” 😂
I suspect that he was warning the clergy that he still had his blackmail material.
@@Karajorma A counterweight is *always prudent when dealing with clergy*
The QIs with Brandreth on the panel are among the best. Masterful storyteller.
“I went to an extraordinary pie-eating event”. Of course you did, Gyles 🤣🤣🤣
What I loved was when Sandi asked, "Is there a point?" and he said, "not really."
*Not only do I believe him absolutely*
I submit that that encapsulates exactly why Longford invented his campaign.
[Although mary Whitehouse WAS sincere when she set off to Bankok]
I would watch an hours long supercut of Gyles Brandreith telling stories
He has an autobiography called "Odd Boy Out" and he narrates the audiobook himself. I haven't listened yet, but the blurb suggests it's what you're looking for.
@@homagetogorto I'll have to get myself a copy, thanks!
Jimmy Carr, I wouldn't listen to him for more than 3 seconds.
I think youd end up watching hours long supercut of him telling 1 story
@@muskatDR No better way to spend a few hours!
Gyles Brandreth seems to have an entertaining story for literally every occasion. I wish I had such a stockpile of stories and his gift for gab. The only problem is getting him to stop talking, but I do enjoy his tales. I like the story he told about the time he and his wife were on a beach in Jamaica when what they thought was a wizened old lady teetering up to them turned out to be Mick Jagger. 😊
:p
My dad has the same gift of a story for every occasion. I used to marvel at his varied life, until I realized his real gift was making them up on the spot.
I would love to see Giles on WILTY
!!! (with Bob + David + Sandi + Alan + Bill...oh dear...I keep thinking of so many people to add)
...I already hear "arguments + a lot of hysterical laughter)
☆ naturally he'd need to be given cards with lyes....
The easy connections he made at such a young age really speaks about the old boys club that is England.
Bahahaha! 🤣
I'm now picturing Mick doing a seaside version of Alan Davies" impersonation of Tina Turner.
It's really worth tracking down on here if you can find it - he kind of staggers about the stage like a wind-up toy, and it is rather funny... 😬
When I saw Gyles in the thumbnail there was no way I would have ever thought this would be a sub-5 minute video.😉
The best bit was later when Gyles unexpectedly reveals "I have eaten a pie that contained a human" causing Alan to almost spit out his drink and Sally Phillips to cry through her fingers with laughter 🤣
I briefly spoke to Lord Longford when I was at university. He gave a talk on prison reform. At a reception afterwards I drew an unflattering caricature of him, without his knowledge. However, a "friend" grabbed it and showed it to him. He smiled and said he would have bought it if I had made him look more handsome.
This is a damn strong contender for the best story I have ever seen on this channel
Gyles is really good at that shaggydog comedy style, but it's always a balancing act for him to not overtake the panel.
> Is there a point?
> No, not much of a point.
Truer words, my friend.
I'm sure there was one at the time though...
What a life this man has lived...
Gyles has literally done everything and is related to everyone.
I could listen to Gyles go on and on about his life for AGES lmaooo I hope he has grandchildren hahahaha
Giles could listen to Giles go on and on about his life for AGES
He certainly does.
@@sewoo88
What about Gyles though?
interesting how both US and UK both have pie eating competitions despite the pies being commmmmpletely different.
I just watched a video of an American who was shocked to hear about meat pies since pies in the US are normally fruit-based. He seemed genuinely grossed out at the thought of meat in a pie.
@@RatKindler We have meat pies. We call them pot pies and they sell them in the frozen food section. They're not something you'd often see at any eatery though.
@@jambomaltido Yeah, he said he did know of chicken pot pie but he considered that to be an exception that was associated with holidays.
@@RatKindler He was "shocked to hear about meat pies"?? Must be from a completely different culture. Was he used to one of the Asian cuisines, perhaps?
Anyway, among the quintessential pies are pork pies and steak (and kidney) pies. Meat pies are absolutely typical pies.
@@rosiefay7283 He's got a channel where he, as an American, responds to learning about Canada. A video he was watching was talking about Canadian meat pies and he really did seem shocked to see beef in a pie and talked a bit about the American conception of what a pie is/should be, and that is fruit pies.
'No, not much of a point... 😌' Love Gyles.
🤣🤣🤣
Gyles Brandreith and Bob Mortimer are two sides of the same coin.
Jekyll and Hyde except they're both lovable
This clip is so wholesome I love it we need more like this
Charlie the dog is my spirit animal
I bought a small blueberry pie from a now defunct store that used to sell discount everything. I bit into it once I got back to the car and remarked how it almost tasted like a mushroom. My girlfriend was laughing hysterically and I flipped the pie over to discover why. The bottom of the pie was covered in green mold. I did not go back in for my money back as it was only 10 cents.
Similar story - my sister used to work at a cafe and could take home uneaten cakes and pies. As we sat down to a late supper I discovered mould with fruiting bodies (black dots on a blanket of hyphae filaments) inside a pie. I think that was the last time we ate anything from that place.
@@IndigoIndustrial gross. Okay you win. That sounds worse.
@@sstills951 😁
I was waiting for someone to buzz in and say 'repetition of Longford'. Then I remembered that was another programme
Some storytellers are described as raconteurs. Gyles, however, is in a category of his own.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
"Reduced pie consumption may be..." and no one said "do you have any evidence, like a pie chart?"
i dont think a pie chart can be considered evidence..
"theres even been a scientific study to confirm this, i think. i remember seeing a pie chart about this" would be a better joke
@@La_sagne lol, there is a chart on overanalysing a joke😁
I would love to have a beer with him and just listen to more of his stories!
He doesn't drink anymore, at least that's what he said on his podcast.
I was hoping this clip would have Gyles’ story about when he ate a pie that **contained a human**
Different clip. It's here somewhere.
I'm sure one of his forebears did
Poor Sally almost asphyxiating from laughter!
"If everyone ate two pies ... the pie sector of the economy could double in size."
So _that's_ what Liz Truss meant by 'grow the pie'.
Improbable she did - Given that it actually makes sense
BUT
If the dog wasn't a whippet (rather than the collie shown) *Wigan is slipping* .
"I still have the rain coat I bought at the time." Well, you know its officially if he has that ran coat.
Ah but Ah .... Do *bear in mind what a Raincoat is in American slang*
(Which is entirely congruent given their 'fact finding mission' - The word was 'fact' wasn't it?)
I like Cornish savories, very much. They are so dreamy!
Sally is so damn pretty, timeless as she is exquisite.
“A pie should be meat and potatoes!” Y’all pie snobs haven’t lived until you’ve had a good blueberry or cinnamon apple pie. That’s a pie eating contest I’d get into!
Did you know that pies in the Bahamas cost $3-00 while in Jamaica pies cost $3-50. These are the Pie Rates Of The Caribbean!
There is a special circle of Hell reserved for your kind.
Brilliant 😂
Well.
Google doesn't seem to have the pictures...
Happy days are here again, just eaten 1000 pies
On my roadtrip from the eastcoast to the westcoast of Australia, every time we stopped for gas I got a meatpie. I gained like 20 kilograms on that trip 😄
A mate and I are planning to do the full circumference one day. Guess I better factor that in hahaha
@@SStoj Be sure to ask which ones are warm cause you can't always tell from the outside that the inside is all cold and lumpy.
@@joyl7842 I see you've met my cousins?
After the world fish-eating final, in St Andrews, the headline read: "One tooth free for Fife - sick Stefan ate nine tench."
"Pies are supposed to be meat and potato, and anything else just isn't normal." He'd have an aneurism if someone ate a sweet pie in front of him.
I mean not really. Fruit pies are absolutely a thing in the UK. Pie eating contests in the UK at least though are almost always savoury and not sweet.
I was once asked if I wanted a cheese and onion pie or a dead animal pie by a vegetarian in Wigan. I chose the dead animal cos cheese gives me migarines.
I'd have asked which dead animal....
I always thought that a 'pie' was savoury and a 'tart' sweet, but apparently that's not necessarily the clear distinction between the two.
Tarts have no tops, pies do.
Apple Pie vs Apple Tart = one has a lid the other doesnt
@@bipolarminddroppings
*Lattice tart has buggered your argument*
It's qualified though, isn't it? If you have to specify the partially lidded variety to distinguish it from the unqualified "tart", it shows that tarts aren't lidded - the exception proving the rule.
Personal computer?
Tha cornt beyt a meyt an prater pie on a barm otherwise known as a Wigan kebab also a Wigan grenade is a thrown pie with a bite mark in it 😄
How to make pie eating competitions more P.C.? Stop Sergents and above from entering
The world eating contest! Held in a small village in England. Suspect no foreigners are invited
Pies!
How does one join the pornography committee?
You have to demonstrate how to take a pornograph.
Obvious, innit?
Why did Sandi stop Giles from finishing that story?
Doesn't she know by Now.... There Doesn't HAVE 2B a "Point" to Giles'es "stories'.... LOL
This is the first story of Giles’ that I’ve actually liked.
Pies should be only meat and potatoes, that keeps everything all sir garnet.
based on a true story, or a few maybe ...
1970s Story!
Wayne Rooney 8 all the pies
One pie! And why not fruit pies (apple or blueberry) like what Lard Ass consumed in 'Stand By Me'. More palatable if you ask me.
Apple pies etc. are for pudding, not a main course like real pies.
This is Northern Britain. They don't do fruit oop north. Only meat and potaters.
Wait until you discover macaroni pies!!!
How is a sweet pie more palatable than a savoury pie?
Tau
Necrons...?
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer A movement that wants to replace π with 𝜏, where 𝜏=2π.
My uncle actually died during a pie eating contest. He was winning until the cow backed up and stepped on his head. I $hit you not!
Yo!
Pie eating competitions are so gross
Wait... an antipornography pie... full of naked people?
Porky pies, Giles, surely?
See, you say "pie" and an American (me) thinks "fruit." A vegetarian pie? Aren't all pies vegetarian? Forgot you guys put meat in yours. (Ours are scrumptious.)
We put meat in some of them. We have fruit pies too though.
Make them more pc you say.... Maybe we make sure there are no cream pies
Thank you lord , I'm no longer waiting for the EDIL I earn $ 26,700 every 10 days recently
@Greg Oh yeah She is always active on whats - app APK 🇺🇲
Scam
Olivia Mark's was arrested for stampeding cattle through the Vatican.
I don't think I've ever seen such a varied collection of bot accounts piling in on the same thread in such a short amount of time.
@@Spearced I was going to say the same thing.
It's almost a piece of art in and of itself!
I always find it jarring when Sandi makes the classic 'weak vegan' jokes, which she does quite frequently. It's the type of gag you'd hear from Jordan Peterson or Andrew Tate and smacks of toxic masculinity. Surprising, given she's a co-founder of the Women's Equality Party.
When I think of a pie, meat and potatoes is most definitely NOT what I imagine. Fruit of some kind is my fist thought, then maybe a cream pie, still fruity though.
Can I interest you in Butter Chicken?
Cream pie. Good lord what a euphemism.
When I think pie I think savoury first, sweet, say apple second. A good steak and ale pie is something I feel the USA misses out on.
@@skylined5534 not really missing out, just packaged differently. We make casseroles out of savory stuff, then add corn bread.
That Gyles Brandreth never seems to bloody shut up! I find him so irritating!
Why aren’t all the pies vegan, gluten free, allergen free, organic, sustainable, and made by a wealthy lgbt woman of colour? lol
Because Oprah's got better things to do. 🙄
Because they wouldn't sell any?
Because the knuckle draggers would throw a tantrum about how woke everything was, and everyone's so fucking bored of their constant, mindless bleatings.
Because it is Wigan. It gave the world uncle Joe's mint balls ( keeps you all aglow)
When the vegan butter & GF flour are good enough, then maybe
Gyles makes this stuff worth watching.
A national treasure he be!
cant stand Sandi
Jimmy just ruins it