r/Minecraftmemes | Houston sucks!
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11:53 in case you actually wanna know, there was a comment on a clickbait "summoning Herobrine omg 3am" type video that said something along the lines of:
I wouldn't be scared if Herobrine got summoned into my world, I'd just call my friend Kevin
thank you.
🫡
As a Houstonian, the thumbnail is indeed correct. The cryptid comes every Sunday to reign terror over our city. On Mondays he sell us some ice cream, its really good though. Us Houstonians have given him the nickname “Cream Cryptid” because of the delicious ice cream he serves us every Monday!
What about the other days
@@ICESHCREAM Oh…. those? Yeah we dont talk about it, its considered a criminal offense sharing that information to people not living in Houston.
@@teq7735 ah ok but also your giving rule 34 ideas by calling him cream cryptid
@@ICESHCREAM Thats every Houstonian, people dont know but the cryptid has been called tht since 1897. Other people call it “The Cryptid of Flavors”, that name is less used because “Cream Cryptid” is more traditional.
As another Houstonian I can confirm this A normal thing.
Just don’t talk about Thursdays
The point of golden tools is that, theoretically, they have the highest enchantability, meaning that you can get higher enchants with fewer levels to spend. And they've got the highest speed out of all the tools.
But then there's the fact that experience is trivial to get... And that golden picks can't even harvest any ores other than coal, quartz and nether gold...
Yeah, pretty useless. Whenever I find some in chests, I just strip their enchants and smelt them for nuggets.
Also they’re only faster unenchanted so…
@@Neb-zb2sw what?
They are useful if you have mods that allow you to transfer/siphon the enchantments into books, but other than that they are pretty useless.
yeah after playing Elytrian on the Origins mod (they can't wear anything stronger than gold) I realized how good it could be as long as you were willing to repair it
@@randomviewer8756 comparing enchanted netherite and gold with haste 2, im pretty sure netherites faster
Rest in peace pee pee cow you may be gone but will never be forgotten
o7
@@timerchOfficialyt no..
Rest in peace bird poo golem you may be gone but you will never be forgotten
RIP you will be forgotten
Hi
"I want a traumatized looking triceratops!"
The sheer pride and confidence, need i say more?
7:08 take the first letter from every block and you get "never gonna give you up"
GODDAMNIT ITS A FRICKING RICKROLL
I couldn’t figure it out, now I regret everything
the saddest part is even when the copper golem was so popular, and then they add the tuff golem, the sniffer still won. It seems like golems are just good at losing somehow and it's quite sad
Copper golem: walking chicken on pressure plates
Tuff golem: worse allay
literally the only two golems: snow and iron.
Feeling sick rn but 3:38 actually made me bust a gut laughing. Thanks for making me feel a bit better.
Made me almost choke
Best way to feel better when you feel sick, purge it out
*nut
same i've been terrible since friday but that part made me laugh
I broke my arm yesterday lol
*"No updates means fun forever"*
Tf2: observe
tf2: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
the original doom 1/2 is still alive nearly 30 years later because of the modding community
They should make an update called the Resurrection Update, where all mobs from previous mob votes that didn't make it, all get added in a single update.
Trust me, that will never ever happen
@@mohammadalsaqqaf4728 yeah, but there's always that small chance, that slim hope, that we get a good mob vote one day 🥲
What I would really love from minecraft is more inventory space on my person. Maybe an organizing button, or tool slots.
Jack singing bits
2:42
3:48
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11:05
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4:09 *Glances at Drednaw, a snapping turtle pokemon*
I thought trapinch lol
@@fabywu5954 trapinch is actually an antlion larva
7:17
Oh my god...
i feel like everyone making jokes about real life mobs being hostile in minecraft always forgets about the spider
Spiders are not normally that big, it’s more like a fantasy spider (the big one in lord of the rings or aragog from Harry Potter)
@@3clipse449 You should visit australia tho, them spiders wild af fr
@@3clipse449 obviously has not been to australia
@@ItsEmpty this is why i have not been to australia
Also skeletons and zombies, sure zombies aren't real but you have governments give tests on what would happen if they were to exist and also we're all walking skeletons hiding in a meat suit
If one of these mobs will lead to the inclusion of archaeology, I’ll definitely vote for it. I was quite annoyed when it was excluded from prior releases.
S A M E i want to dig and make pots and the sniffer will give us plants
Sadly I think I heard them confirming it isn't 1.20...
when you try to watch a video with jack as the narrator, but everyone around you gets annoyed, so you put on headphones, but your ears die 😃
this is surprisingly calm though..
ppl are anoyed by jacks voice
i will fight them
@@cheezzybean WE will fight them
@@draghost_ ok fight me then it literally is almost worse than unspeakable's
@@coasters_bgw parking lot. 7
@@coasters_bgw 7/11 parking lot
I genuinely think the flower cow was a cool idea I feel like they could spawn in meadows
Yeah, that would actually be cool. Maybe only found in meadow biomes and can be exported to other biomes for flowers. Pretty much a mooshroom but with flowers instead.
There is no biome called "meadows" in minecraft, but therr is in valheim
@@mohammadalsaqqaf4728 there is a meadow biome though...
After hearing what the Sniffer does, it was the worst option. You have to find an Ocean Monument, raid it, hope you find the egg, and all our gives is a useless plant. Its just not worth the risk. At least the other two mobs had a decent use and were easily accessible
Edit: I have been told that the eggs are in the small ocean temples, so the Sniffer is actually the best now
They all suck, but Sniffer is a dinosaur so
@@austindoesgames6058 I would agree if it wasn't so hard to get one
@@liamgavinwells I'm pretty sure you can find it at Ocean Ruins, not even sure if you can find it at the monument
One word. Builders.
@@cindyzhaoyingzi8719 fair point, but they shouldn't make us vote for an otherwise useless mob just to get a singular plant
I've basically quit playing Minecraft but I do still enjoy Minecraft memes.
Same bro
i like how mojang obviously want to add more golems and they have the power to but they just keep giving them useless abilities like pressing buttons and picking up stuff. if theres a golem in the next mob vote they should make it a red stone golem, a golem that can use many redstone items like iron mans suits so stuff like dispensers can appear on its shoulders to shoot the enemy. it can use your redstone against you. etc
Honestly I wanted the Tuff golem, But i just wanted new seed types even more. My favorite thing to do is to build a giant cool looking field while my friends go out and do stuff. More crops is More Better
1:08 i bursted into laughter when i realized that wasnt dream but Karl jacobs
"Wakey Wakey time for time travel!"
7:15 is the stupidest rickroll ive ever seen
2:57 that would be, basically infinite blaze powder
2:39 I’m vegetarian and I don’t. I mostly like the extra challenge though and it gives a good excuse to build more farm-related stuff which is always fun.
Me too, but I mostly just like building farms and will sometimes eat meat if I have to.
finally, an answer.
Same here, unless I'm on hardcore and then all bets are off cause I'm not super great at it.
I'm not a vegetarian but I feel like I end up eating vegetables in Minecraft more often than meat because vegetables are easy to mass produce
I mostly eat Baked Potatos and Golden Carrots
I may never played Minecraft nor understand any of these memes but when Jack narrates, he gives me laughs and serotonin. It's all good
2:16 more iconic duo
Fin and jake
Gumball and Darwin
Blanket and pillow
Me and your mum. We had a VERY nice dinner last night.
Heavy and medic
Spearton and Archidon
Jesse and reuben
Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
12:42 THANK YOU the rascal would've been the only mob that can only spawn in mineshafts and could help with early game and speedrunning because if you got a good seed you could get the enchanted iron pickaxe and then try to find a portal, diamonds, or any other thing
I'm glad im not the only one that got mad when they found out that the sniffer only gives a useless decorative plant!
? I don’t think they have specified what plant or plants they give yet, and I watched all of Minecraft live, did I miss something?
@@3clipse449 they didn't specify
Ah yes my favorite weather, "Wither Storm"
relatable
Houston sucks.
_the only difference between the words "wither" and "weather" is the vowel sound you make right after the w_
@@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 🤓
@@Thewitherstorm8 oh _sh_ time to run
10:10 I was literal seconds away from using my air frier XD
The way he talks from a distance is the best thing I’ve seen in voice acting. Props to the editors! 👏😄
2:57 it would either be a blazing stick, acting the same as flint & steel. or a really expensive torch. use 2 powder for a blaze rod.
It would lose durability slowly, even if you aren’t using it.
I heard from someone that gold is actually more efficient than Diamond, but it breaks so fast its useless
Gold tools break much faster, but they're also the most efficient tools in general. Gold pickaxes can actually be very useful if you can enchant them correctly. Though they also tend to be weaker, so maybe don't make axes and swords for combat.
A bit late to the party, but concerning the remark at 4:06, there is a snapping turtle pokemon. It's called Drednaw and their bite is cited in the dex as being able to "shear through steel rods"
The reason why gold has its own unique specialty is that it can hold more enchantments, and that property transfers over into another right
For those who don't know gold weapons are the most efficient and get the best enchantments. It just always makes me frustrated when people ask what's its point.
But then there's the fact that they can't even mine their own ore
“Eat mud, pro helth.”-Sun Tzu
Lmaoo
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight Sun Tzu said that!" -soldier tf2
@@nothingjustbite laughing my ass off off
@@InYourFloorboards12345 yes indeedy
_"what the actual fuck stop quoting things I didn't say for god's sake"_
*Sun Tzu, **_Art of War_*
as an australian, im sad to see all of the great mobs lose the mob votes along the years and not being able to do anything about it becoz im asleep :(
The best Moment to post a Minecraft memes related video
Finally, we have big sea cow in Minecraft
6:48 Laugh/sobs in TF2
It is one of earth's greatest miseries how the rascal somehow made it to round 2 of the vote
"We will never add sharks to minecraft because we want all hostile mobs to be fantasy creatures" Spiders:
0:29 IVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT THEY SHOULD ADD A KILN. Like a blast furnace/smoker but for sand and clay and stuff.
Imagine of the glare is one of the sniffer plants
Minecraft memes before October:
Haha, funny block!
Minecraft memes during October:
Your mob is bad! Mine is good! Mojang bad!
Sniffer won!!!! I’m so excited to become the ultimate plant collecter
As a person who lives in the official swedish city known as ”The city of birches” I was kind of offended by the whole ”bitch” accusation towards birches
when emkay posts
i feel happiness in my organs
HOLY DUDE YOUR SHREK IMPRESSION IS AMAZING
PEOPLE, the allay is not the same as the Tuff golem, the allay allows you to collect items (and especially from annoying spots) (Thats why they arnt also a glorified hopper), the Tuff Golem is literally a statue, like thats what the advertised
8:18 they told us before the voting even started that the new plants were just decorative
11:32 At least one of them does something, and is customizable.
0:35 laughs in mods and datappacks
8:07 Nobody gonna talk about this?-
1:13 the actual reason is they thought it would be too hard to code and implement into the game
If they add sharks, they shouldn’t even be hostile. They have 7-9 yearly kills worldwide.
no it's because they don't accidents to happen because they made a hostile mob from a real animal like a shark because the kids who play the game might think it's ok to play with those animals or something like that i'll have to go reread the article but ik it's something along those lines
Edit: The main two reasons that Mojang isn't adding sharks is because. Mojang doesn't want to make sharks out to be entirely docile and encourage people to approach sharks in real life. Mojang doesn't want to make sharks out to be ravenous creatures worthy of only slaying and encourage people to go out and kill them
@@Nix0250 i think it's because they'd demonize it if it were hostile but like... just make it neutral then, right?
Like real sharks don't attack people even close to often
@@goldngamer1365 if you had read my edit you would know that i copy and pasted a post that was written but kids can't really get to the north or south pole can they?
Damn Houston
All these memes about Tuff Golem being best and second best, only for someone to get Rascal to take second place.
1:52 as a fellow Houston resident, I can relate
Technically dino nuggies are made from actual dinos, because chickens evolved from dinos
Just make sharks a neutral mob. It's that simple.
I love how one of the memes has a reference to Terraria but... Angel statues now have a semi purpose of being turned into an aether monolith or whatever
11:43 Ah, Callmekevin
Wrong Kevin
@@yewpc Kevin is Kevin.
Come on Sniffer wins over anything, are you really willing to ditch a potential update that you can grow golden apples?
Holy shit I never even thought about that as a possibility
8:20, you FOOL! my favorite thing to do in minecraft is collect flowers!!
Air fryers are INCREDIBLE!
Cooks faster than an oven. Uses less power. Produces tastier, crunchier food than oven.
NOW! who watches Emkay
instead of visiting our therapist's therapist lol⁉️
I visit my therapist's therapist's therapist.
First
your actually firts
Awesome editing skills 👏🏻
We officially can say child sniffer without being creepy
Kevin is the guy I'm crushing on. You now know who Kevin is.
Kevin is the one man who is more powerful than Herobrine
I got so hyped when the herobrine vs wither storm music came up.
Air fryers are just ovens, eh? Perfect. Now I know I'm definitely gonna want one for when I'm living in an Airstream trailer.
Please note: this comment is not sarcastic. I'm being 100% serious. Putting a conventional oven into a camper trailer would be more trouble than it's worth, so an air fryer is the way to go.
Tried the tnt trick...
Instructions not clear ended up blowing up my PC
12:36 “said no Minecraft player ever” until you get to terraforming. You dig slower than you place, and you need a lot of blocks.
14:14
the only use is that gold tools break blocks faster than netherite
but they also *break* faster than netherite
11:42 idk if someone has commented already about this but Kevin is someone’s friend they’d call if they ever saw herobrine
Can confirm we have to shelter in place every Sunday and we have drills on Wednesday. Worth it though he makes the best ice cream in houston
"Sniffer just adds useless flowers" *me a flower picker*
i love the flowers :) decorating with flowers is so fun!
As someone who lives in Houston I can say that is very correct it sucks-
12:05
Chaplin: *sad tiny mustache noises*
The fact that I MY SELF once said "dam it i ran out of dirt" cus i was patching holes of creepers wile training a axe and shield combos stuff and yea
As a person who lives 45 minutes to an hour away from Houston, I can confirm
0:17 that’s actually Bluenerd’s medieval castle design and he has quite an awesome tutorial on how to build it if anyone was curious :3
8:16
And this is why I haven't took part in a mob vote since the glow squid.
I love that the wither storm was in the thumbnail.
Opinion on each mob in the vote.
❗WARNING❗ Opinion
Sniffer: walkin warped nylium block that sniffs
Tuff golem: item frame, but travells
Rascal: the get lost in caves - inator
Anyway i voted sniffer and it won, ye
Sniffer = plant detector
Rascal = hide and seek
Tuff golem = Allay
when I was way younger, I broke through bedrock via tnt, it was a full In the hole after blow up type thing, eventually it began to take days to fill in, and eventually I broke a singular piece of bedrock via tnt. Best day ever
the Rascal would be a super cool mob if it worked like the Goblin Traders from the mob of the same name. What i mean is, you could give the Rascal a diamond pickaxe and an efficiency 5 book, and if you find it 3 times you get a diamond pick with efficiency 6.
he predicted this way too well
[insert the „Math is math!“ Meme]
Kevin is Kevin!
I beleive that in this instance Kevin is referring to a Starbound character (similar to terraria but you are a spacefarer and like commiting murder to things) and kevin is just a prankster. he put rocket fuel in a coworkers coffee once
“How the hell is that not a Pokémon?” My boi, let me introduce you to Drednaw.
Also flowers arent useless jt could make new effects when makeing suspicious stew or even possibility be usefull for new potion effects
When you release the tuff golem got the least votes:
*that wasn’t supposed to happen*
FINALLY MORE MINECRAFT MEMES
i was genuinely playing minecaft when this notification popped up, I nearly broke my mousepad closing windows yet I was still five minutes late
9:54
omg this probably got me way harder than it should have BUT THE WAY HE SAID IT XD