My step dad used to have this great trick he would preform on the family each night: he would take an average bottle of Jack Daniel's, and transform it into domestic battery.
Patoos some goober on Reddit made a thread that said Alec has to prove himself to be liked by the person who made the post lol. It had a lot of traffic and replies from James, Brett, and Aleks.
Eh fuck Alec. He's just like Jacob, terribly unfunny and anytime he's on camera he tries to substitute his lack of comedy by just messing things up and not caring about anything because it's the only way he knows how to be "funny". People like James Aleks Brett etc. are actually funny and say/do funny things. Jacob and Alec don't belong on Cow chop at all. Anytime they're on camera they don't know how to be funny so they just mess things up or act obnoxious as a desperate attempt to seem funny.
bestieswithtesties dude did you watch the creatures back in the day? Alec, Jakob, Anna and Asher were all so much better than what the creatures had with Spencer. Like none of them are even close to his level of annoying. So maybe I'm desensitized because of him but these guys are all fine imo
I know from this comment you are not from Chicago nor have you ever actually drank it yourself. Chicago water is EXCELLENT and it's a selling point for homes if you get lake water. How dare you.
I hope you guys enjoyed the mallort I sent you! ;) love ya guys! P.S. Aleks is 100% correct that shit is mainly a gag gift around here. Really its just for the goofs and the gaffs. Give it to someone as a little bit of a prank. Thanks guys PAPA BLESS
Malort is the grossest thing ever. It tastes like musty socks aged in cat piss. As a Chicagoan I'm embarrassed it's become a trendy thing to like Malort because, "Chicago."
Every kid in Chicago who stole this from their parents ended up fighting them because leaving this bottle out in the open is child abuse. Source : my dad purposely left a nearly full bottle of this out on the counter top for years.
So since moving to LA, Aleks has gone from base form, to Super Saiyan, then straight to Super Saiyan Blue. Damn, he must have a Hyperbolic Time Chamber in his closet.
At first I was happy that aleks understands how Umlaute work, but then he did the social bottle drinker faux pas by wiping his dirty shirt all over the bottle opening
Abigail Harris I assumed it must’ve been an east coast thing but I don’t think I’d ever heard that word in specific said with that accent. Truly caught me off guard and was like “Wtf did he just say?” 😂 Didn’t realize what he said until he pulled it out of the box.
I was wondering if and when you guys would discover malort. Chicago native here, malort is a right of passage. The taste id say is best described as "gasoline in a burnt condom"
For the love of god please make another mario party series where u guys dress up, I re-watched the party 7 series yesterday and it was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever watch
To all the brothers and sisters from Illinois, me and my buds drink Malort all the time, it's tradition in our friend circle. Much love from Wisconsin!!!!
"just dont tell brett" should be cow chop's motto from now
“When my holes get filled.” -James, 2018
Cue the fanfiction.
texaswilliam Please god no
Malik Gibbs Look, it's out of our hands now. You'd sooner stop the tide than the fanfiction.
hi dallas
He doesn't want them filled with balls though
My step dad used to have this great trick he would preform on the family each night: he would take an average bottle of Jack Daniel's, and transform it into domestic battery.
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The Magic Thermo it was my uncle not the dad
lol abuse funny
"Do you want another Reddit thread about you?" LMAO.
Wavy Waves that one was too real lol had me dying
Patoos some goober on Reddit made a thread that said Alec has to prove himself to be liked by the person who made the post lol. It had a lot of traffic and replies from James, Brett, and Aleks.
Eh fuck Alec. He's just like Jacob, terribly unfunny and anytime he's on camera he tries to substitute his lack of comedy by just messing things up and not caring about anything because it's the only way he knows how to be "funny". People like James Aleks Brett etc. are actually funny and say/do funny things. Jacob and Alec don't belong on Cow chop at all. Anytime they're on camera they don't know how to be funny so they just mess things up or act obnoxious as a desperate attempt to seem funny.
too bad they are on cowchop and you can either accept it or leave lmao, they don't give a shit
bestieswithtesties dude did you watch the creatures back in the day? Alec, Jakob, Anna and Asher were all so much better than what the creatures had with Spencer. Like none of them are even close to his level of annoying. So maybe I'm desensitized because of him but these guys are all fine imo
The beginning of the Malort saga
that Liqueur is just plain ole Chicago tap water, hence the off putting color and taste
I know from this comment you are not from Chicago nor have you ever actually drank it yourself. Chicago water is EXCELLENT and it's a selling point for homes if you get lake water. How dare you.
MarMar828 preach my man
MarMar828 cant take a joke eh?
David Reynolds the irony
MarMar828 wooosh
Al-kee-holl
Its Alkeeholl Marshall!!
Alek's fortnite dance can't compete with Trevor's dancing
Draco Dragons Trevors a filthy normie while aleks is the king of dank fuck off liberal
You're right, Alek's dance complete destroys Trevor's dances.
Grimmy I've been called a liberal this is a first
Dremora
Gotta love finding morons without context in every comment section
What happened to trevor?
New fortnite skin "Depressed Russian"
Rogue RedFox honestly epic games should make him into a skin
On cow chop they always be drinking, that's how they get excited enough to make these videos
You forgot that they’re also high like 100 percent of the time
*weed & booze*
"is water clear?"- Aleks 2018
Omar Meza I'm glad someone else pointed this out lol is aleks always on drugs
It's LA Water.
His questioning of its quality is valid.
damn dude. cowchop on the finebros
Dat *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
They were on Disney XD. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Samuel: wait, they were?!
cobraglatiator Yeah. Aleks' last name was apparently 'Cow Chop' too according to Disney. While Brett retained his human persona.
somebody fucked up. lol. also,
PFFFFT, nice.
in that order. to those bits of info.
I hope you guys enjoyed the mallort I sent you! ;) love ya guys!
P.S. Aleks is 100% correct that shit is mainly a gag gift around here. Really its just for the goofs and the gaffs. Give it to someone as a little bit of a prank. Thanks guys PAPA BLESS
DUUUDE! It was YOU that sent the bottle??? YOU’RE A LEGEND
King
And so the legend began
RIP Jibo 2018-2018
The second I saw malorts in the thumbnail, my day was made. Their fan made slogan: “tonight’s the night you fight your dad”
I love how everyone doesnt open each others gifts, except James, James is like fuck it!
And so began.. the malort era. True lore.
Those dancing transitions. Whoever edited this really deserves to be on the team.
Ah Malort, the beginning of the end😂
Malort is the grossest thing ever. It tastes like musty socks aged in cat piss. As a Chicagoan I'm embarrassed it's become a trendy thing to like Malort because, "Chicago."
Leo Gabriel Lopez agreeeeed
It's a fun meme to fuck with other people.
Pfff bitch the scandinavians been using malört sense they found it on rocks
Might add its called Bäsk
az12223 not sure what you're arguing here as I said it's become a gross Chicago thing. NOT its originally from Chicago.
I miss seeing Aleks have so much fun.
2:00 Aleks would be a good dad..
I'm yellow? Wait a second...
When aleks farted I started laughing so hard
5:20 Trevor’s dance
Alec: I'm yellow?
Oh my god
Congratulations! Your Aron just evolved into Alec!
Oh yes, Fortnite! It's my favorite game, I play it every day after coming home from kindergarden!
haha kid i play after mid skool NOOB
I beat my meat
@@JustAGooseman that's how ya do it
Every kid in Chicago who stole this from their parents ended up fighting them because leaving this bottle out in the open is child abuse.
Source : my dad purposely left a nearly full bottle of this out on the counter top for years.
I can see Epic making a Alex's Fortnite Skin
Thank you Aleks for knowing how to pronounce an ö
im glad Alek's is fitting into this madness so well
Where the Malort saga began.
This is the quality content I’ve been waiting for all day
These edits are on point today
The day the malort arrived
They should chase each other more often
alec vs aleks was a metaphor for the civil war
cowchop just got featured in the fbe channel omg 🐮🔪
Aleks and Alec is my new favorite combo
No better welcome gift to Chicago than some Malört.
Aleks lookin like a create a wrestler from Smackdown vs Raw
Aleks actually knows how to pronounce Ö wtf
G59 Bavaria yeah I noticed that too. Guess his Russian roots do that
I luv aleks junk in this, its prima!
James and Aleks finally got invited to react on FBE! Congrats boys!
Aleks doing the default dance
CRACKA BOW DOW👏
i closed my 16 page essay that i've been working on for 2 weeks without saving for this
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6:44 I want this to be a regular transition now
Fun fact, malort was the only liquor that was legal during the prohibition bc it was considered medicinal
Local hobo shot in parking lot while sipping homebrew out of a mason jar.
“I’m yellow? Wait a second.” 😂😂
*AND SO IT BEGINS...*
James is my spirit animal
To whoever sent them Chicago's finest al-key-hall, the great Malort, thank you for doing God's work
Malort is a proud Chicago tradition. Tastes like home, which also tastes like burnt rubber bands.
This is it. The beginning of the Malort Era. Future dates a year after this day will be Malort Era +1
11:57 that was a great stop, Alec. u do belong here.
So since moving to LA, Aleks has gone from base form, to Super Saiyan, then straight to Super Saiyan Blue. Damn, he must have a Hyperbolic Time Chamber in his closet.
3:12 Is that the intro the power puff girls theme
CokeBlue reminded me of rush down on the ps1
Nope, just generic dnb beat
This is why aleks is the best lmao
Not 30 seconds in and I'm yelling "NOOO!" Malort noooooooo!!!
aleks looking like some sort of my hero academia character
A full shield is two sambuca shots mixed with wkd and the big shield is the wkd. Me and me mates done this for a while.
we need sonic aleks doing fortnite dances with a green screen
"Malort, tonight’s the night you fight your dad."
There's soo many good quotes in this one video...
When alexs ran i laugh so hard lol
rip james, no one ever sends him shit. Aleks and brett get smt like every episode.
At first I was happy that aleks understands how Umlaute work, but then he did the social bottle drinker faux pas by wiping his dirty shirt all over the bottle opening
6:24 Aleks: “Is water clear?”
the peak of human evolution
2:17 “When My Holes Get Filled.”
Jeppsens Malört is basically swedish styles absinthe. Jeppsens was a swedish immigrant that sold alcohol in Chicago.
Cowchop! Just in time! 😄
I really liked Aleks' static-x cosplay in this episode
9:20 “This is some kind of trollphy”
I have never in my life heard trophy pronounced how James just said in this video.
TheGhostsSoul Tbh how people from the EC pronounce things
Abigail Harris I assumed it must’ve been an east coast thing but I don’t think I’d ever heard that word in specific said with that accent. Truly caught me off guard and was like “Wtf did he just say?” 😂 Didn’t realize what he said until he pulled it out of the box.
I was wondering if and when you guys would discover malort. Chicago native here, malort is a right of passage. The taste id say is best described as "gasoline in a burnt condom"
MrBingping ever tried
'Southern Comfort'? Tastes like piss mixed with almond Vodka.
For the love of god please make another mario party series where u guys dress up, I re-watched the party 7 series yesterday and it was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever watch
"I'll have to try this later when my holes get filled"
Jesus James
I swear James was saying trolphy
Malrot is truly Chicagos greatest meme
10:51 I laughed when Aleks farted lol
Is that the new Epic Russian blue hedgehog Fortnite skin?!?!
I AM SO PROUD OF MAH BOIS GETTING ON UA-camRS REACT!!! CONGRATS GUYS
content has been getting super good recently
Aleks with the alcohol parenting tips
Aww yes Chicago special there!
lmao i get to see that building everyday cus my school is right next to it lmao
Rudy Castelan lmao awesome lmao
Waiting for the “10 minutes of Aleks doing fortnite dances” compilation
Imagine concentrated malort, with all to most water content evaporated
Alcoholic aleks knows everything about alcohol
I loved the last part :) nice intern you got there guys :D !
To all the brothers and sisters from Illinois, me and my buds drink Malort all the time, it's tradition in our friend circle. Much love from Wisconsin!!!!
"Is water clear?"-Aleks
Alec is just Aron and Trevor combined.
When I saw the Malort I knew it was going to be a good video
10:57 pissing off my brother
11:57 me screaming for help from my parents
Where we dropping boys?
My Two Cents hidden hills
Into virginville
The design actually pretty nice.
James is wearing a classic red and blue halo
02:16 "ill try that later when my holes gets filled" ;)