@@dalenlotterhand6137 Dont waste your time. He is just another narrow-minded liberal with an agenda blaming everything on earth on 1 person he doesn't like.
He would be killed, his uzi stolen and an engineer would take it apart and study it for a few months, figure it out, and push weapons technology forward by 200 years.
MorbidManMusic they would figure it out pretty quickly especially if around the 1800s when industrialization started . If he went back further it would take longer but by the 1800s they knew the gun and were already working on multi shooting guns
Him being sold pn his idead is hillarious. Im so confused as to why he only chose to go back less than 2 centiries ago. He would still likely get shot, especially dince machine guns where on the way. He really coulda said the same thing but just go back to the 13th century.
Lots of other technologies would be pushed forward as well. Tons of the mechanisms in guns are the same you can use in many other appliances and machines
I'm black so most times before 1900's are horrific for me, unless I go back to when africa had kingdoms and even then, they'd all be very unimpressed with my non warrior uneducated ass. I couldn't compete with warriors or scholars back then. I'd just have a bunch of stories about shit that will exist in the future but no real knowledge on how to recreate them.
6:43 - I wanna win the game for the team. That's what im saying. - That's very narcissistic behaviour here Paul. - You know-.. - You just think you're gonna show up on a battlefield - They're going to be-.. - BEEEEWIIIIIIIIII - You fuckin' showing up, walking out of this thing, with-.. - Yeah. - With a hooded sweatshirt and a fuckin' uzi.. - Yeah, naw. I was laughing so badly to this part, especially the sound effect Bill made.
Plus, in the 1800s they had canon and fairly heavy artillery. I cannot possibly imagine a single dude with two uzis winning against a 40k men army with artillery. All they have to do is stand very far and carpet canon the battlefield. In the rare event of the army rushing you, how many bullets can you fire? And when comes the time to reload what do you do as hundreds of men rush you with bayonets?
nevermind the fact that no matter what u got, youre 1 man and u still got 1000 guns pointed at u at once. one of those bullets is bound to take u down lol
He should have said he would take a nuke with him. THAT’S how you’d win a war for your side and you wouldn’t end the world since your nuke was the only one. He’d probably be too dumb to be far from the nuke when it went off so he’d end up dying.
If I went back in time I would take books on a wide range of subjects as well as some modern fire arms and just set myself up as some countries greatest inventor.
1. You're takin the uzi, the ammo, take a box of matches an a pack of lighters to go with it. 2. My bro stuck his chest out an ran his mouth at my pops years ago. Nigga told him "don't go to sleep." You gotta sleep an them dudes'll bombard you then.
I thought the exact same thing before hearing Bill say 1899. And being a pro athlete would actually be doable. Pro baseball was probably they equivalent of high school baseball now. No one hit home runs until Ruth came around
Athletic gear was super duper expensive back then best you could do is make it yourself. Between that and working 6 days a week, 10 hours a day just to support yourself theres just no way. Kids have so much free time nowadays to pursue sports.
I also picture versi popping out in a battle like hey I'm here to help u win then just cut to him as he's cresting a hill running from both armies mowing down red coats and continentals alike trying to escape
Paul should grab a freaking machinegun rambo style, with an EOD vest, a grenade launcher and lots of ammo, teleport right in the middle of the roman coloseum and start spreading havoc. I bet he actually did that and that's why Nero burned the whole city to the ground lol
But then he’d fuck up the whole space time continuum because he would completely have changed the past wherein he changes the course of his ancestors’ lives, making it a strong possibility he’s never born. Which collapses the universe because it’s a paradox.
February 28, 1997 - Two bank robbers equipped w/ fully automatic weapons are sidelined and ultimately taken down by cops armed almost exclusively w/ pistols and shotguns...
I love how ppl are saying there should be a movie about this - there is, and it's called Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He just didn't have an uzi :D
"I'm the one with the semiautomatic weapons" I mean even with a full auto Uzi with a max range of 100 yds against 2,000 people you're probably fuckin dead, but semiauto hahaha? Not a good idea
Paul....Don't listen to him ! You could pull this sh!t off, man !! Bill, stop buckin the system, buddy ! Youz bettuh fall in line, pal ee ! Or you'll be sleepin with the fishes, eh !! Hahahahahaha Paul, the time machine keys are in locker 214 at the bus station and your uzi and ammo are loaded up and ready to roll ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you made AI robots with like 8% capacity brain power...this would be the outcome of their conversation. Not death to all humans in a language we can't even speak.
Whatta ya gonna do u gonna uzi a deer... There gonna get the gun from you Paul. No they won't cuz I'll have it ready to go at all times. So your gonna become friends with them while having a uzi trained on them at all times...
I'd find an opium den when they were at their peak and just stay there. The time would be short but I wouldn't care about that or anything else. I thought for a while about it and that's all I could come up with
+geekrockrats how you gonna live.. how to you intend to make money for your "trip"? Come on, son, you can be a lazy fuck and still take advantage of knowing shit nobody else knows.
Paul is a goldmine of unintentional hilarity.
WANTED: SWEAT PANT GUY FROM THE FUTURE lol
5:05
"Jesus got crucified"
"Yeah but he didn't have an Uzi"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it here
A time machine, coupla Uzis and a pair of Kobe 11's? It's over, man.
This is probably my favorite segment of anything ever done.
As a devote listener myself, I gotta say the same, this is just brilliant on too many levels
1 year later….he’ll yea I just stumbled on it tonight
This is easily up there with Patrices extreme makeover of the United States.
That shit about Ben Franklin getting his hair blown off by lightning made me fall to the ground i was laughing so hard
I know man. I've listened to this for the 1000th time and I still fall out every time. 🤣🤣🤣
I know. That's why Michael Bolton has that charity... kills me every time I listen to it. I fall out laughing..
LOL this is gold. Make this a movie. it would be so funny
Reminds me of that skit from the Chappelle show of the haters ball and them going back in time smh. Would just be ridiculous lol
- They gonna kill you Paul
- No, i`m gonna be like a god, like Jesus
- Yeah! And what happened to Jesus?
LOL. Bill is awesome
MrLegovas yea but jesus didnt have an uzi
@@miami_mutilator "Yea, doth the Lord sprayeth a clip into thine enemy. May peace be restored upon His land once more. Amen."
-Jeezy 1:87
@@miami_mutilator 😂😂😂😂
@@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent 💀💀💀
Jesus didn't have an UZI 😂😂😂😂
I just go to South Park
"Yay my children look upon me and know me, but know this......I'm Packing 💥🔫
"but he didn't have an uzi"
And he doesn't speak their language. He doesn't speak French or Native American.
+Rodney Schunk I thought it was a halarious comment. I'm not agreeing with it
+Alex Anderson went to the comments to see if anyone quoted that lol
+Alex Anderson went to the comments to see if anyone quoted that lol
you don't have to say shit when you have an UZI
I love bills and pauls back and forth, its like bill is the older brother tryin to talk down his insane little brother
what happened to jesus? they killed him, he didn't have an uzi LOL
Paul: "i have everything"
Bill: "you don't have anything"
"Wanted: Guy in hoody from the future, he's been here 20 minutes, and has killed 600 people" lmao
This was such an absurd conversation. Comedy gold.
This never gets old. Timeless classic.
Bill is way smarter than he lets on.
Dude I think that all the time. I feel like smarter people are more humble about their intelligence
MaxamillionGrey erm.. this is a 6 year old video Trump wasn’t even a thought then I’m so confused by your comment
@MaxamillionGrey That's true... Dunning-Kruger
@@dalenlotterhand6137 Dont waste your time. He is just another narrow-minded liberal with an agenda blaming everything on earth on 1 person he doesn't like.
Sounds like yall listen to alot of morons
Could you imagine how easy Lewis and Clark would have had it if Virzi showed up with a speed boat, some ATVs and a couple assault rifles?
This is the funniest conversation I have ever heard 😂
This is awesome, i would pay money for more bill and virzi.
Anything Better podcast. Your wish came true.
They're practically describing the first scene in the movie time cop, and they have no idea.
Lmao @ how serious they're getting throughout all of this..
"I don't like how you think you're street-smart in every fucking era"
He would be killed, his uzi stolen and an engineer would take it apart and study it for a few months, figure it out, and push weapons technology forward by 200 years.
MorbidManMusic they would figure it out pretty quickly especially if around the 1800s when industrialization started . If he went back further it would take longer but by the 1800s they knew the gun and were already working on multi shooting guns
Dude im high and your profile picture fucking scared me
FACTS
Him being sold pn his idead is hillarious. Im so confused as to why he only chose to go back less than 2 centiries ago. He would still likely get shot, especially dince machine guns where on the way. He really coulda said the same thing but just go back to the 13th century.
Lots of other technologies would be pushed forward as well. Tons of the mechanisms in guns are the same you can use in many other appliances and machines
17:15 I died 😂😂😂
The scientists are gonna figure out that you’re a stand-up comedian
Holy shit, this might be the single greatest thing I have ever heard! Thank you for this XD
These two are great together
The single funniest segment of his podcast career
Their narcissistic vs sociopath segment is freaking awesome too.
French and Indian war was the French and Natives fighting against the British.
Yeah I was gonna say the same. It’s not like the Mexican-American war, it’s the French AND Indian - British war.
Virzi is hilarious !!! This is the stupidest discussion I've ever heard but it's cracking me up . Virzi can't be serious right now
Virzi is hilarious.
Honestly, the "learn Latin and go to a Roman Coliseum" is probably one of the best answers for this question. That would be hella interesting
You could also just go to jail in Louisiana and you can see some Coliseum gladiator type activity lol
I think this post is important in that it shows ladies the EXACT answer to "What's on your mind?"
Bill burr's time travel sound effect was fucking perfect
6:48 "show up on a battlefield" *bweooo-wiip* had me dying
I'm black so most times before 1900's are horrific for me, unless I go back to when africa had kingdoms and even then, they'd all be very unimpressed with my non warrior uneducated ass. I couldn't compete with warriors or scholars back then. I'd just have a bunch of stories about shit that will exist in the future but no real knowledge on how to recreate them.
become homeboys with mansa musa
@@TityMuncher713 SHUT UP
Definitely one of the better podcasts.
These two have the best dynamic lol
“You sound like you’re sitting on a stoop right now” hahahahaha
13:40 lolol I'm running up the hill with a wind breaker
“I read about shit.”
-Paul Virzi
This is reminiscent of The Evil Dead & Ash’s “BOOMSTICK”.
Virzi's got a friggin amazing laugh.
I think ol' Freckles gotta bring back the pride of Jersey back on his ol podcast theaaaaa
You guys are so funny 😂
The chemistry between you is perfect 👌
These guys have to read "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court" by Mark Twain.
By far the best convo between bill and another human
That lightning bit 😂
lol charity for people struck by lightning.
Lmfao!! I was waking ppl up in the house at that whole part
It's somehow funnier when you see it written
......"and then they could tell all the rebels, Hey! I gotta guy !!"
LMFAO
Paul is ready to go !!
Hahahahahahahah
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
6:43
- I wanna win the game for the team. That's what im saying.
- That's very narcissistic behaviour here Paul.
- You know-..
- You just think you're gonna show up on a battlefield
- They're going to be-..
- BEEEEWIIIIIIIIII
- You fuckin' showing up, walking out of this thing, with-..
- Yeah.
- With a hooded sweatshirt and a fuckin' uzi..
- Yeah, naw.
I was laughing so badly to this part, especially the sound effect Bill made.
For the love of God will someone plz animate this
Plus, in the 1800s they had canon and fairly heavy artillery. I cannot possibly imagine a single dude with two uzis winning against a 40k men army with artillery. All they have to do is stand very far and carpet canon the battlefield. In the rare event of the army rushing you, how many bullets can you fire? And when comes the time to reload what do you do as hundreds of men rush you with bayonets?
mrTacroy Having thought about it you make a solid point.
Pretty sure this guy has never picked up an Uzi in his life. He'd miss more times than he'd hit, then get bayoneted to death.
nevermind the fact that no matter what u got, youre 1 man and u still got 1000 guns pointed at u at once. one of those bullets is bound to take u down lol
He should have said he would take a nuke with him. THAT’S how you’d win a war for your side and you wouldn’t end the world since your nuke was the only one. He’d probably be too dumb to be far from the nuke when it went off so he’d end up dying.
One of the greatest debates of all time
If I went back in time I would take books on a wide range of subjects as well as some modern fire arms and just set myself up as some countries greatest inventor.
How good would it be to have a Burr / Virsi podcast!!!
lol 8:47 "I just laughed so hard,Im seein dots" lol
Paul being so confident in his plan while bill desperately tries to explain to him why it would never work is peak comedy.
“I got this, fuck the musket.” 😂😂😂😂
7:07
Ughh this is gold
1. You're takin the uzi, the ammo, take a box of matches an a pack of lighters to go with it.
2. My bro stuck his chest out an ran his mouth at my pops years ago. Nigga told him "don't go to sleep." You gotta sleep an them dudes'll bombard you then.
I missed the page in my history book where it said Ben Franklin was shitfaced flying a kite 😂
In these weird, workout clothes from 300 yrs in the future LMAO
I thought the exact same thing before hearing Bill say 1899. And being a pro athlete would actually be doable. Pro baseball was probably they equivalent of high school baseball now. No one hit home runs until Ruth came around
Athletic gear was super duper expensive back then best you could do is make it yourself. Between that and working 6 days a week, 10 hours a day just to support yourself theres just no way. Kids have so much free time nowadays to pursue sports.
What are you gonna do for food Paul? Are you gonna Uzi a deer? 😂😂😂
Paul's time travel dream sounds like the plot to "The Man Who Would Be King."
I also picture versi popping out in a battle like hey I'm here to help u win then just cut to him as he's cresting a hill running from both armies mowing down red coats and continentals alike trying to escape
I love Bill Burr fans. Listen to this musket vs 2%4 conversation.
They would be smearing you in the papereth. 😂
Paul should grab a freaking machinegun rambo style, with an EOD vest, a grenade launcher and lots of ammo, teleport right in the middle of the roman coloseum and start spreading havoc. I bet he actually did that and that's why Nero burned the whole city to the ground lol
But then he’d fuck up the whole space time continuum because he would completely have changed the past wherein he changes the course of his ancestors’ lives, making it a strong possibility he’s never born. Which collapses the universe because it’s a paradox.
"I read about shit" lmao
February 28, 1997 - Two bank robbers equipped w/ fully automatic weapons are sidelined and ultimately taken down by cops armed almost exclusively w/ pistols and shotguns...
I love how ppl are saying there should be a movie about this - there is, and it's called Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He just didn't have an uzi :D
This is awesome, but it reminds me that at 31 years old I don’t and probably never will have a male best friend at this level ever again.
You married?
10:35 omg I'm rolling on the floor
Jogging uphill in a windbreaker
If bill and Paul did a stand up act Together! that would be insane
This is your own narcissistic head-trip, and it's going to bring you down!
I totally fell for it until the Michael Bolton foundation
"Paul i know you haven't read anything about history.."
"Yeah WW2 and shit."
Someone should do animation to this.
I would but I’m shit at drawing
Yes. Genius idea.
Have you seen bills helicopter bit? It's animated too.
"I read about shit"
Some of you are taking this conversation way too seriously lol
and that's the story of babe ruth
I tell them hey I got this!! (F*** The Musket).. 😆 LMAO
"I'm the one with the semiautomatic weapons" I mean even with a full auto Uzi with a max range of 100 yds against 2,000 people you're probably fuckin dead, but semiauto hahaha? Not a good idea
This really feels like a big/ little brother relationship
"I know stuff!"
8:35-9:0 LMFAO yeah, he sure did. "I read shit"
in the French and Indian war. the french and indians fought together against the brits and americans
I'm surprised more people aren't laughing over that in the comments. I laughed out loud when Bill said that.
Totally agree with Bill here, you MUST consider historical context, and it can be a mind fuck
Beeyuu! "Fuck the muskets!" Lmao
I could listen to this shit all day lmao
Bill really is smart as hell.
I had this level of conversation in grade 3 lmao
Paul....Don't listen to him ! You could pull this sh!t off, man !!
Bill, stop buckin the system, buddy ! Youz bettuh fall in line, pal ee !
Or you'll be sleepin with the fishes, eh !!
Hahahahahaha
Paul, the time machine keys are in locker 214 at the bus station and your uzi and ammo are loaded up and ready to roll !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does Virzi talk like the guys he would meet in the past are in the mafia? “I got a guy” lol
I would make a crazy amount of 1899 counterfit money or coins, bonds or whatever and build an entire town.
If you made AI robots with like 8% capacity brain power...this would be the outcome of their conversation. Not death to all humans in a language we can't even speak.
Whatta ya gonna do u gonna uzi a deer...
There gonna get the gun from you Paul.
No they won't cuz I'll have it ready to go at all times.
So your gonna become friends with them while having a uzi trained on them at all times...
this is fucking hilarious
3000 musket balls will own you champ.Maybe take a tank?
I'd find an opium den when they were at their peak and just stay there. The time would be short but I wouldn't care about that or anything else. I thought for a while about it and that's all I could come up with
+geekrockrats i gotta second that...you must be a lazy piece of shit like myself
+geekrockrats how you gonna live.. how to you intend to make money for your "trip"? Come on, son, you can be a lazy fuck and still take advantage of knowing shit nobody else knows.
Really? You wouldn't place wagers on events that you know the outcome of? Youd just smoke yourself away?