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Here's the VERY IMPORTANT LYRICS: GORED BY A MAMMOTH Time-traveling researcher Journey to the Pleistocene You thought it was good idea To observe this place in time Writing in your notebook, observations Gathering the samples, plants and soil Checking out the landscape, flora, fauna You trip over a Neanderthal corpse You are on the open plains Skulls and bones rot on the ground Realize they're human remains Sun is obscured by a shadow Giant wooly mammoth tusk impales you Bleeding, you are lifted to your doom Ripping you apart, your notebook's ruined All that you can see is a bunch of wool Gored by a mammoth Gored by a mammoth Gored by a mammoth Gored by a mammoth TORN APART BY RACCOONS WHILE BEING EATEN BY A GARGANTUAN CANE TOAD Camping in your RV with your stupid fucking family Ruining the campground experience for everybody Playing shitty music loud, disobeying quiet hours Disrespecting wildlife, acting like an asspipe Leaving garbage on the ground, all your trash is strewn about Inconsiderate and loud, you can't shut your fucking mouth Filled with Funyuns and hot dogs, getting fucked up on White Claws Throwing beer cans in the lake, you just made a mistake Camping in the U.P., listening to Journey, blasting Taylor Swift CDs at one hundred dB Acting like obnoxious pricks, cooking marshmallows on sticks Scaring all the bats and deer, all fucked up on shitty beer Suddenly to your surprise you see a bunch of glowing eyes appear in the blackness of the forest, your doom has arrived From the shadows emerges a bunch of big pissed-off raccoons And for some reason also the biggest cane toad in the world You attempt to fend them off but the wildlife has had enough As you're trying to escape, you trip over the trash you made Crawling on the ground your legs are now inside the cane toad's mouth “Don't Stop Believing” plays as the cane toad starts to eat you All you see is raccoons, and they're mutilating you Ripping your Affliction shirt, grinding you into the dirt Tearing out your guts and bones, destroying your new iPhone Then the CD changes and it starts to play “Shake It Off” Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad Raccoons... Cane Toad MANGLED BY A SNOWY OWL THAT IS MAGICAL FRIENDS WITH A SNOWSHOE HARE REEEEEEEEEEE! Cross-country skiing, a healthy workout Deep in the woods on the pristine snow You stop to have some pumpkin spice chai You got a thermos from L.L. Bean Snow pants and jacket of highest quality Wearing a sweater from Eddie Bauer You went to Dunham's for all-new ski gear Too bad you wasted all your money Up ahead you see a snowy owl Hanging out with glowing snowshoe hare You have seen some fucked-up shit before But this owl is from your nightmares The owl swoops down and attacks you Breaking your goggles and shredding your face Magical snowshoe hare makes fun of you Snow stained with blood and pumpkin spice Owl talons now disembowel you Beak is now turning your eyeballs to mush Flapping owl wings beat the shit out of you Ski gear is ruined, your skull is crushed Your Eddie Bauer sweater is shredded to bits Magical snowshoe hare doesn't give a shit Him and the snowy owl are magical friends And as for your ski trip, this is the end BEATEN UP BY AL CAPONE Having a nice time with your family and your friends Eating snacks and watching televised sporting events It's your turn to go to the garage and get more Strohs You open the door only to find a magic portal Before you can even ask yourself “what is this portal?” A figure appears and it is Al Cafuckingpone He floats towards you, an immortal manifestation You are freaking out but you think “hey that's a nice suit” You try to invite Al Capone in to have some hot wings But then out of nowhere he just starts to kick your ass You think “this is fucked up” as he's pummeling your face And it hurts extra bad 'cause he's wearing all those rings Al Capone and the portal vanish into thin air Blood and broken eyesockets, your face is turned to mush You tell your friends what happened and none of them believe you But they're quick to mention you forgot the fucking Strohs Beaten up by Al Capone! FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS WITH A TRAY OF FOOD Guests arrive in a good mood, time for you to serve them food You've been working for three days, making food that's served on trays Cheddar-radish walnut cheese ball, melba toast with fish pâté Crab cake bites with Old Bay Seasoning, sliced-up veggie crudité Mini quiches, fresh fruit salad, chafing dish with hot fondue Polynesian pineapple garnish You made so much fucking food Time to take it to the basement down a rickety flight of stairs One wrong move you trip and fall, the trays of food fly everywhere Gravity now takes your life and it ruins all the food Bones are shattered as you tumble you get burned by hot fondue Toothpicks impale both your eyeballs hot sauce burns your bleeding wounds No one could foresee this carnage walls splattered with blood and food Falling down the stairs with a tray of food! TRAMPLED BY BISON You're a stupid tourist in Yellowstone "Please don't approach bison, leave them alone" But you did not listen to the park ranger Or read the signs warning you of the danger Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you But to you, Instagram is more important Your greed and stupidity can't be avoided You get gored by bison, everyone looks as you're mashed into a pulp by bison hooves Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you Trampled by bison Trampled by bison Trampled by bison Trampled by bison PUSHED INTO A WOOD CHIPPER BY A BIG GANGLY MOOSE Logging corporation Chopping down the wildlife's home Ruining sanctuary Leave that fucking shit alone Real estate is stupid Mowing down our forests and trees To build luxury condos, McMansions and Applebees Human overpopulation Urban sprawl is devastation Time for the revenge of nature Push you into a wood chipper Greedy CEO Visiting the logging site Standing near the tree shredder Does not see the moose behind Eight feet tall and gangly Pushes you into the chute Wood chipper is spraying Rolex parts, blood and mush Human overpopulation Urban sprawl is devastation Time for the revenge of nature Push you into a wood chipper RIPPED TO SHREDS BY RIVER OTTERS You go to the river Leaving tons of garbage Creating more litter Very disrespectful Cheetos bags and beer cans Aquafina bottles Discarded drug needles Nasty fast food wrappers Time has come for human slaughter Seeing them fills you with horror Something's coming 'cross the water It's a group of river otters Dragged into the river Otters rip into you Lacerate your flesh Tearing you to shreds Gouging out your eyeballs Splitting you in half Feasting on your entrails Ripping you to shreds Time has come for human slaughter Seeing them fills you with horror Something's coming 'cross the water It's a group of river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters Ripped to shreds by river otters SMOKING THE DUST OF ANCIENT MUMMIES You're in the museum trying to find ways to get fucked up Looking at the ancient mummies, you decide to smoke their dust You go past the velvet rope and trespass in the exhibit Crumble up some mummy, pack it in your pipe and smoke it You start to trip on the dust You see jackals and scarabs Hieroglyphics now appear Hallucinations are real Anubis appears and eviscerates you with a scepter Ripping out your guts and placing them into canopic jars Separating your organs to become part of the display Throwing out your brain because you didn't use it anyway SLOWLY TURNING INTO MUSH You're a Hobbit looking for mushrooms in the wilderness But you have no guide there to tell you what's safe to ingest Eating shrooms with reckless abandon 'cause you need the food All different colors, shapes, and sizes, eating 'til you're full You start to see floating Smurfs Fingers turn into bratwursts Something is wrong with your guts Feel your innards turn to mush Slowly turning into mush
Damn this is weird how i fell this music, it's like groovy and dancing, yet, pretty calm like just lay down in the grass near a lake with beer and weed just chillin' in nature
This might be the funniest metal album of 2024. And it fucking rips too, I loved it before I even read the lyrics (although my opinion was already influenced by the song titles heehee)
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Thanks for uploading! Here's the VERY IMPORTANT LYRICS:
GORED BY A MAMMOTH
Time-traveling researcher
Journey to the Pleistocene
You thought it was good idea
To observe this place in time
Writing in your notebook, observations
Gathering the samples, plants and soil
Checking out the landscape, flora, fauna
You trip over a Neanderthal corpse
You are on the open plains
Skulls and bones rot on the ground
Realize they're human remains
Sun is obscured by a shadow
Giant wooly mammoth tusk impales you
Bleeding, you are lifted to your doom
Ripping you apart, your notebook's ruined
All that you can see is a bunch of wool
Gored by a mammoth
Gored by a mammoth
Gored by a mammoth
Gored by a mammoth
TORN APART BY RACCOONS WHILE BEING EATEN BY A GARGANTUAN CANE TOAD
Camping in your RV with your stupid fucking family
Ruining the campground experience for everybody
Playing shitty music loud, disobeying quiet hours
Disrespecting wildlife, acting like an asspipe
Leaving garbage on the ground, all your trash is strewn about
Inconsiderate and loud, you can't shut your fucking mouth
Filled with Funyuns and hot dogs, getting fucked up on White Claws
Throwing beer cans in the lake, you just made a mistake
Camping in the U.P., listening to Journey,
blasting Taylor Swift CDs at one hundred dB
Acting like obnoxious pricks, cooking marshmallows on sticks
Scaring all the bats and deer, all fucked up on shitty beer
Suddenly to your surprise you see a bunch of glowing eyes
appear in the blackness of the forest, your doom has arrived
From the shadows emerges a bunch of big pissed-off raccoons
And for some reason also the biggest cane toad in the world
You attempt to fend them off but the wildlife has had enough
As you're trying to escape, you trip over the trash you made
Crawling on the ground your legs are now inside the cane toad's mouth
“Don't Stop Believing” plays as the cane toad starts to eat you
All you see is raccoons, and they're mutilating you
Ripping your Affliction shirt, grinding you into the dirt
Tearing out your guts and bones, destroying your new iPhone
Then the CD changes and it starts to play “Shake It Off”
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
Raccoons... Cane Toad
MANGLED BY A SNOWY OWL THAT IS MAGICAL FRIENDS WITH A SNOWSHOE HARE
REEEEEEEEEEE!
Cross-country skiing, a healthy workout
Deep in the woods on the pristine snow
You stop to have some pumpkin spice chai
You got a thermos from L.L. Bean
Snow pants and jacket of highest quality
Wearing a sweater from Eddie Bauer
You went to Dunham's for all-new ski gear
Too bad you wasted all your money
Up ahead you see a snowy owl
Hanging out with glowing snowshoe hare
You have seen some fucked-up shit before
But this owl is from your nightmares
The owl swoops down and attacks you
Breaking your goggles and shredding your face
Magical snowshoe hare makes fun of you
Snow stained with blood and pumpkin spice
Owl talons now disembowel you
Beak is now turning your eyeballs to mush
Flapping owl wings beat the shit out of you
Ski gear is ruined, your skull is crushed
Your Eddie Bauer sweater is shredded to bits
Magical snowshoe hare doesn't give a shit
Him and the snowy owl are magical friends
And as for your ski trip, this is the end
BEATEN UP BY AL CAPONE
Having a nice time with your family and your friends
Eating snacks and watching televised sporting events
It's your turn to go to the garage and get more Strohs
You open the door only to find a magic portal
Before you can even ask yourself “what is this portal?”
A figure appears and it is Al Cafuckingpone
He floats towards you, an immortal manifestation
You are freaking out but you think “hey that's a nice suit”
You try to invite Al Capone in to have some hot wings
But then out of nowhere he just starts to kick your ass
You think “this is fucked up” as he's pummeling your face
And it hurts extra bad 'cause he's wearing all those rings
Al Capone and the portal vanish into thin air
Blood and broken eyesockets, your face is turned to mush
You tell your friends what happened and none of them believe you
But they're quick to mention you forgot the fucking Strohs
Beaten up by Al Capone!
FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS WITH A TRAY OF FOOD
Guests arrive in a good mood, time for you to serve them food
You've been working for three days, making food that's served on trays
Cheddar-radish walnut cheese ball,
melba toast with fish pâté
Crab cake bites with Old Bay Seasoning,
sliced-up veggie crudité
Mini quiches, fresh fruit salad,
chafing dish with hot fondue
Polynesian pineapple garnish
You made so much fucking food
Time to take it to the basement down a rickety flight of stairs
One wrong move you trip and fall, the trays of food fly everywhere
Gravity now takes your life
and it ruins all the food
Bones are shattered as you tumble
you get burned by hot fondue
Toothpicks impale both your eyeballs
hot sauce burns your bleeding wounds
No one could foresee this carnage
walls splattered with blood and food
Falling down the stairs with a tray of food!
TRAMPLED BY BISON
You're a stupid tourist in Yellowstone
"Please don't approach bison, leave them alone"
But you did not listen to the park ranger
Or read the signs warning you of the danger
Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around
Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay
Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone
This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you
But to you, Instagram is more important
Your greed and stupidity can't be avoided
You get gored by bison, everyone looks
as you're mashed into a pulp by bison hooves
Give them space, don't stand your ground, bison don't want you around
Keep one hundred yards away, in your car's where you should stay
Leave the wildlife alone, don't take selfies with your phone
This is not a petting zoo, bison will fucking kill you
Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison
Trampled by bison
PUSHED INTO A WOOD CHIPPER BY A BIG GANGLY MOOSE
Logging corporation
Chopping down the wildlife's home
Ruining sanctuary
Leave that fucking shit alone
Real estate is stupid
Mowing down our forests and trees
To build luxury condos,
McMansions and Applebees
Human overpopulation
Urban sprawl is devastation
Time for the revenge of nature
Push you into a wood chipper
Greedy CEO
Visiting the logging site
Standing near the tree shredder
Does not see the moose behind
Eight feet tall and gangly
Pushes you into the chute
Wood chipper is spraying
Rolex parts, blood and mush
Human overpopulation
Urban sprawl is devastation
Time for the revenge of nature
Push you into a wood chipper
RIPPED TO SHREDS BY RIVER OTTERS
You go to the river
Leaving tons of garbage
Creating more litter
Very disrespectful
Cheetos bags and beer cans
Aquafina bottles
Discarded drug needles
Nasty fast food wrappers
Time has come for human slaughter
Seeing them fills you with horror
Something's coming 'cross the water
It's a group of river otters
Dragged into the river
Otters rip into you
Lacerate your flesh
Tearing you to shreds
Gouging out your eyeballs
Splitting you in half
Feasting on your entrails
Ripping you to shreds
Time has come for human slaughter
Seeing them fills you with horror
Something's coming 'cross the water
It's a group of river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
Ripped to shreds by river otters
SMOKING THE DUST OF ANCIENT MUMMIES
You're in the museum trying to find ways to get fucked up
Looking at the ancient mummies, you decide to smoke their dust
You go past the velvet rope and trespass in the exhibit
Crumble up some mummy, pack it in your pipe and smoke it
You start to trip on the dust
You see jackals and scarabs
Hieroglyphics now appear
Hallucinations are real
Anubis appears and eviscerates you with a scepter
Ripping out your guts and placing them into canopic jars
Separating your organs to become part of the display
Throwing out your brain because you didn't use it anyway
SLOWLY TURNING INTO MUSH
You're a Hobbit looking for mushrooms in the wilderness
But you have no guide there to tell you what's safe to ingest
Eating shrooms with reckless abandon 'cause you need the food
All different colors, shapes, and sizes, eating 'til you're full
You start to see floating Smurfs
Fingers turn into bratwursts
Something is wrong with your guts
Feel your innards turn to mush
Slowly turning into mush
The lyrics are FUCKING AMAZING
"Gored By A Mammoth" is Trve Pangean Death/grind
Chopping Mall saved my life
Lyrics are actually sane and interesting
and funny as fuck!
Nature is just beautiful 🤘
Excellent release (Chopping Mall is also a great movie) 👍🏼
chopping mall was a great movie
I met Kelli Maroney a few months ago and told her about this band. She actually already knew haha
@@DeanH92 damn that's cool as hell
Damn this is weird how i fell this music, it's like groovy and dancing, yet, pretty calm like just lay down in the grass near a lake with beer and weed just chillin' in nature
that's what makes music great and this particular piece great itself
Really dig the album! Killer riffs and great groove! Falling down the stairs with a tray of food killed me hahaha
Be careful when walking down the stairs with a tray of food, that's for sure
@@dripfeedrecords this album is so hilarious but really good
@@TimmyTurner421 Thanks very much, I hope it helps
Your song titles remind me of Wesley Willis (R.I.P.)
Artwork is Epic!!! Has me Rollin!!😂😂😂😂🐸
🙃😎
This might be the funniest metal album of 2024. And it fucking rips too, I loved it before I even read the lyrics (although my opinion was already influenced by the song titles heehee)
Koth told me to come here and leave a nice comment, so here I am! 🤘
Killer....!!!!🤘🤘
This is great sounding. ...CROWEMAN IN THE UK EX GENITAL DEFORMITIES
Animal rights metal!
So basically Cattle Depacitation
@@ilkvomit88 but a thousand times more creative
@@eternallife9786 hahahahaha
Awesome album!
oh yeah, i can even understand what they're saying lmao (not that it matters lol but still). love the osdm vibes on this
smoking the dust of ancient mummies seems out of place
Wait til you hear "Barbecue"
love it
😎🤘
frog mallet x trash panda?????