Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: STAR WARS RIP-OFFS COMPILATION
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- Compilation video of various Star Wars knock-offs I've done spotlighting the movies "Battle Beyond The Stars", "Turkish Star Wars", "Turkish Star Wars 2" and "Message From Space".
0:00 Battle Beyond The Stars
19:52 Turkish Star Wars
37:00 Turkish Star Wars 2
54:16 Message From Space
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Just in time for #MayThe4th, it's a compilation of various Star Wars knock-off's I've talked about on my channel!
May the Fourth be with you ✨️
Also perfect for Revenge of the Fifth... Happy CInco de Mayo!
Hey i have saw this trailer of 1995 horror flim. Can you try review of The Mangler? I wish they put me as detective using a handgun saving her from Bill.
@@bleuefish🍺🥃🌮🌯🇲🇽
Battle Beyond The Stars manages to tell a story that Zack Snyder needed a two-part movie for in less than two hours.
And far better.
With a boobie ship no less.
💯
Don't forget Snyder's threatened Director cuts (6 hours long each?) plus the other 8 movies to come.
NOICE. My comment saying Battle Beyond the Stars was better than Rebel Moon while still having a ship with a rack, but using the "B" word for that, was removed by UA-cam. Given other things I see on UA-cam comment wise I really have low faith in the efficacy of their mod efforts.
'Battle Beyond the Stars' got it right where 'Rebel Moon' failed.
Rebel Moon wishes it was this good.
Nice, nothing better than watching a Brandon marathon
AMEN 😂…
Somebody has good taste 🙂
A Brando-thon???? (Booooo, booooo). What??
Battle Beyond the Stars is maybe the best movie on this list, looks like $20 million a $2 million dollar budget and is still better than Rebel Moon I call that three for three
At least the bad guys weren't looking for grain like another movie with a moon and some rebels
I saw Battle Beyond the Stars and Empire Strikes back as a double feature in Reno as a kid. It was great.
It's wild how long I've watched this show for, and it's still kept its quality!
Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon isn't nearly as good or interesting looking than Roger Corman forty years prior and a fraction of the budget.
May the 4th be with you! I love Star Wars and I've decided that today I'm going with cheese. All the cheesy ridiculousness of Star Wars. So I woke up with Irish coffee and the Holiday Special. Then some gummies and the Endor movies. Now this. Man this is a great fucking day!
You made a career on being a smart assistant. I spent my life doing it for free. Well done.
I'm liking these compilation videos - it's like a Brandon's Cult Movie greatest hits album!!!
Brandon being a musician too, it's kind of apropo.
8:47 - I can't believe they were happy with that eye effect on the forehead. Totally convincing.
Yeah. Should be a ruby to go with that wardrobe.
When that lame-ass robot yells "hooray, hooray" at the end, I'm surprised you didn't cut it out and replace it with: "I've got a nose, I've got a nose, lalalalalalalalalala"......
May the 4th be with you. A hug from a Portuguese fan
May the Tenold be with you.
Battle beyond the stars, to me, anyway, is one of the most enjoyable b movies ever made. Is it cheesy? Yes it is but it’s the kind of cheesy that gives me the warmest fuzziest feeling . it is the reason I am a Corman fan.
I'm still ashamed that I first encountered James Horner's music for this in one of the Roger Corman films it was reused in ("Space Raiders".)
Very hellish, NONSTOP past 2 years at grilling back breaking work. If it weren't for this channel as a way to crack a smile and decompress... thanks Man 🤙🏻🙌🏻😎
I love these compilation videos! My wife and I just love your content because we kinda do the same thing while watching bad films together. Thanks very much for sharing your work with us. It really brightens up my otherwise dreary day.
We had battle beyond the stars on tape as a kid. Used to watch it a bunch :)
Thank you, Brandon for uploading this on May 4th
I love your videos, man. Thank you for always being so entertaining! 🙇🏿♀
Give me Battle Beyond the Stars, , The Last Starfighter and Trancers and you've got a great Saturday afternoon lined up
I'd add Krull and Dragonslayer to the list too. Cheesy sci-fi needs cheesy fantasy
You can ways tell a James Cameron designed ship. He made that one sketch of a whale as drawn by Soriyama and he as stuck with it ever since.
3:54 if only he'd introduce himself by saying "greetings I'm Shad"
He would, but theres no swords to be overly pedantic about in this movie.
@@Scudboy17 although that would have made it better. A space movie with swords. Yet another reference to star wars.
**lightsaber-adjacent sound**
Mentioning "Lexx" reminds me I always preferred Eva Habermann to Xenia Seeberg.
😅 May the Farce be with you 😂
So John Boy Walton is Shad?! George Peppard is a costar?! Where’s Mr. T?
Happy international Star wars day everyone!
I swear you've already reviewed this flick. Nobody forgets Sybil Danning in the Valkyrie costume
It's a compilation video..
So when should we expect a review for Star Chaser: Legend of Orin, the most shameless Star Wars knockoff of them all?
I remember Nostalgia Critics review for that
Heck yeah!! Let's go man!!!
I mean Vic Morrow, Sonny Chiba and Hiruyuki Sanada in one film is kind of awesome
Welp my holiday is booked.
Great seeing your golden oldies Brand
Brandon's hockey hair makes an appearance 😄
2 actors from the A-team in one movie..lol
Ha, always forget the Mr Plinkett intro for Turkish Star Wars 2 😆 Brandons so good at it
_"Everybody knows she was always way hotter than Dale Arden anyway"_ - Dale rules! Melody Anderson ftw!
Blue tampon advert liquid 😂😂😂
I always called the ship the HMS Birth Canal.
RIP Roger Corman
Ever thought about reviewing Bert I Gordon's the Magic Sword? For some reason that footage is used alongside Star Wars footage in Turkish Star Wars
When Shad volunteers for the mission, the old guy on the council tells him "but you're just a boy", at which point the whole theater yells out "John boy!".
I would like to show Netflix what budget Battle Beyond The Stars had and what it brought in, so they could compare both with what Rebel Moon cost them and what they got out of it...
all these films are way better than the new films XD
Yup they had texture and hard work and true grit behind them. Hollywood is inert
@@beyondz55 'hard work'
Turkish Star Wars literally stole footage from the first Star Wars film.
NICE!
These films are so bad they are good!
Oh, and James Horner did the score and changed it for Star Trek II.
You’re not a Sybil Danning fan if you don’t love Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf.
Next theme month suggestion: Akira Kurosawa ripoff month
Hmm, keep in mind that the Akira Kurosawa imitation films are different from a typical Mockbuster. A typical Mockbuster is a cash in which gets released shortly before a big movie. Most obviously, they’re not direct ripoffs of Akira Kurosawa’s own movies either. Sorry for my rambles, but not all #mockbusters are created equal anyways.
Before the liberace outfit, Vic Morrow looked like present day Kid Rock... wondering if a liberace outfit would improve that kid rock loser?
Duke spider-face!!! The best! LOL!
How come you didn’t include your review of StarCrash?
May the 4th be with you!😀
Brandon, I think you missed out on the subs to Turkish Star Wars.
Much of the dialogue between the Not-Solo brothers is them awkwardly flirting with each other and It. Is. Majestic.
The classic blunder of movie review. "This couldn't get any wierder..." Hold my popcorn!
one of the "medals" on the bad guys uniform is straight up just the US Army 101st airborne unit patch lol
I like this channel!
Happy may the 4th man.
Brandon does a pretty good Mr Plinkett impression.
I watched Battle Beyond the Stars on TV. This was before I hit puberty, so I missed a lot.
May the 4th be with you, always!
Battle beyond the stars i love that one, go john boy
LOVE THE FPS in those video games
17:50-17:54 These screams would make for the weirdest sex scene sound effects ever.
8:12 that's 1970s mr. World winner Steve Davis. Uncredited- or was when i last looked this up. He and Frank Zane (3 time mr. Olympia winner) started acting in another fantasy/scifii i assume for Corman, but never was completed. Edit: found it, was called "sagan"
Has there been any update on that Turkish Star Wars restoration thing from a while back?
A rerun? UA-cam is not supposed to have reruns!
Hmm... you know there's a German Star Wars named "Sheeba - Die dunkelste Seite der Macht". It's a bit hard to get as it's apparently neither on UA-cam, and the DVD is long out of print.
Here's a very fuzzy version of the trailer... filmed from a TV:
ua-cam.com/video/e-GhKb2Z-xk/v-deo.html
The disgrace of space!
6:44 To cut off the argument let's just say he's from Starcraft's Terran Confederacy... Ya, let's go with that.
I live in Germany and ALL the Turks here love and laugh at Turkish Star Wars. The second part is alright but the first too corny. Is it posible to review the original 42nd st./ art film/ sword & sandal/ Guccione produced porno epic Caligula? It checks so many boxes and it was recently re-constructed into a decent flick which won a award at Canne last year.
Is there a Compilation of Animated movies you've reviewed yet?
Will the South Korean animated Mockbusters have another compilation review yet?
Message from Space, Jack and the Beanstalk meets Star Wars.
6:54 I call him Maurice.
Turkish Star Wars 2.
A decade before The Orville. Can't help wonder whether Seth McFarlane was a fan... 😁
No John-boy Walton quips on Battle Beyond the Stars?
Can I ask for a Uwe Boll marathon from this channel? I just think it would be fitting but I'm afraid someone's head might explode...tell me if I'm wrong.
Battle Beyond the Stars, the movie Rebel Moon 2 could never achieve.
Robert Vaughn is always a treat to watch.
6:55
Ya figure they call ‘im Maurice?
Nel, Uterus/Boob ship, Sibyl Danning...same.
That blu ray of Turkish Star Wars came out - for a few days
Love "Buy this now without reviews or else" stuff
Remember the "restoration: of Rocktober Blood?
Yeah no it ain't! Kamikaze literally means Suicide Bomber! It's not a good nickname for a pilot! [Though the word Kamikaze actual definition is Divine Wind in Japan but I think we already know by now how that word been used for.]
Look forward to your new releases , but this will do just fine thanks …peace
An hour roughly of not wasting my time
The good guy and bad guy from Turkish Star Wars 2 look like Turkish Mike Stoklasa.
BRANDON
👍👍
Messenger from Space not only has an English dub, but also has a spinoff show called San Ku Kai, which is popular in France. Both are created by Shotaro Ishinomori of Kamen Rider fame.
Is there such a thing as Turkish "The Room"?
Nice
i do have a soft spot for this one, probably a lot of nostalgia involved
My favorite Roger C financed flick is forever Suburbia. Grew up a punker, can't help it. But still, I love his (forgive the pun) canon, so much b-movie fun in there. And he kept a generation of mid tier actors employed the whole time!
🎉
You know, I've always thought Rebel Moon is just like a bootleg Star Wars movie and now I'm more convinced of that, it has a better budget, but half the soul of Turkish Star Wars
I loved this movie as a kid. ❤😂❤❤❤❤❤
So, which is more appropreate here; May the 4th be with you; May the Farce be with you?