@@matthewmorgan3913how? N is empathic, but an immature, childish idiot. Prime is also empathic, but he’s old and grizzled, and while he is an optimist, he’s not stupid
A better analogy would be Orion Pax and N. They were both Goofy, caring, but not the smartest. Orion would see Decepticons as cool flying space soldiers, just as N sees Solver Uzi as a neat transformation for his friend
8:55 I’m gonna be clear here, Uzi is NOT in high school, her classmates age range is from 20-21, and they’re learning freaking calculus. Uzi is a college student, and that’s a fact.
but i’m pretty sure that was referring to his mental age. they can’t be the same age if N was in ep. 5 and Uzi wasn’t. though one could argue that she was around soon after it just wouldn’t really make sense because all the workers were getting killed at that point because Tessa’s parents hated them. but if the writers confirmed it then i don’t really have a good argument just sayin 🤷♀@@Varian_AlchemyRulez
@@katekat_yt there is also the chance that n was deactivated till he landed on copper 9 which if drones dont age when they are deactivated then he could be the same age as in his memory on episode 5 maybe a little older
@@katekat_ytI mean obviously N’s body is older but they are robots so it’s not like age works the same way- N seems basically the same from flashback and modern day so presumably he just stopped ageing. Especially because he doesn’t remember large chunks of it
in ep4 N says to V (about uzi) “she’s a kid, like us” and in ep 3 there are missing posters of Uzi’s classmates with ages 19-21 so i’m assuming they’re around that age
5:25 fun fact: the machine gun the murder drones use is an MP5SD with the stock cut off. This is why it doesn’t do much damage as 9x19 isn’t very good at penetrating armor.
@@TheNextOne16 I was referring to Uzi in a general uniform. She’s dressed as Dmitry Yazov, the leader of the Russian National Reclamation Government. They are one of the worst possibly Russian unifiers because their goal is to essentially do what Germany did to Russia in ww2 but finish the job in a war they call the “Great Trail”. I guess the connection was revenge.
1:30 I actually want to see the second part Also about uzi age, in ep3 there's a scene of a board with several missing people, and their ages are around 18-19yrs old.
Yes. Uzi’s missing class mates are all 18-19 so there’s no reason to believe Uzi is a child. But I understand the confusion seeing as she calls herself a “teenager”.
@@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330 no or at last not quite. For both Worker and disassembly drones I think they were designed to be “stupid”. As in only as intelligent as they needed to be to do their jobs. Their basically a bunch of 10 year olds working in the mines. As for their life span, as long as they can repair themselves when they get rusty I would assumed they could live “forever”. As a immortal 10 year old. Of course, I think with the power of trauma they have the potential to become more emotionally intelligent. As for the bus/Horse I have no idea what it’s life cycle is like lol 🐎🚌
@MaddieCorney the "life cycle of a human" is just our life. They probably are trying to "cosplay" as humans, but they have no idea what to do besides their work. And they probably only have anime, movies, etc, to "know" how we lived. So they saw adults as 19yrs, in high school.
@@scoopidyschloop there is no such thing as a cannon age, think of it, manufacturing dates are basically birthdays. If we don't know her real age and it was never revealed, it's most definitly gonna be a human-ish age. Considering her class and crap is about 4'9" means that she's about 11, but we also can see that V, and N are bigger than her, prolly like 5'3" we see all this in episode 3 in missing posters, the average 19 year old height isn't confirmed, there's also clashes between genetics like how Doll, Yeva and Uzi got their absolutesolver from their mothers, every worker drone ( female ) is set to a heigh restriction of 4'9" as we see Yeva and Doll and many other worker drones out of highschool at her size, looking at the human height growth whatever, you reach 4'9" by the time your twelve, so she is twelve, now she is also a murder drone so there is no limit, so she's basically lower than 18 as the robots stop growing at 18-19 years old. If she were to be older than 15 she'd have to be over 4'10" considering she's now a murder done.
18:57 you have it the wrong way around, in the show Tessa's mum tells her to stop playing dress-up with her drones saying that Tessa gave them wigs or something to tell them apart, the drones on copper-9 are the discrepancy because they where all in uniform, so we don't know where the workers got their hair from
@@LiterallyInternetwait so did the drones just pick up loose strands of hair they find on the ground or did tessa rip out some of her hair to make wigs cuz the dad didnt know where she got the wigs
@@maymei69 the hair from the humans on copper nine didnt get destroyed by the fallout, but the workers on earth got their wigs from Tessa, where Tessa got the wigs is unknown.
15:31 here's a better battle Who would win? An gladiator who turns into a gun, and is an commander of an villain league Or An Russian girl who's has telekinetic powers, and has one eye
4:41 As a fan of both fandoms, I was somehow theoretically able to guess the relatable person correctly out of nowhere, and I've mentally screamed💀 The good ol' days watching madness combat.... Edit: Each of them had one obvious reason that tells you, why not mention them☠️
17:53 First of all, the characters have personalities. Like, REAL, personalities Second, Khan doesn't even pretend that he cares for his daughter Third, N is cute, Edward is emo Fourth, N and Uzi have some actual compatability Fifth, V never got stuck in a love triangle with N and Uzi Sixth, Murder drones have an actual creative plot twists. Seventh, there aren't no robo-animals that N, V and J drink oil from. They literally ENJOY (or atleast J and V) killing drones. Want me to keep going? 😂
bro same i watched it all in one night and now i am obsessed with it and i am so mad that i watched it all just in one night and that i didin't find the series 2 years ago i'm glad i am not the same
0:14 for context no uzi is not a murder drone she is a corrupted solver drone but for short it is just solver drone how solver drones form is if the rare mutation of the absolute solver infection is passed down in the specific drones family or if the infection gets turned on in the drones coding as we can see happens to uzi in the pilot when she is standing on the car then throughout episodes 2-3 she gradually gains power over the absolute solver and then in episode 4 she has the full mutation of the absolute solver the corrupted drones are the 2nd strongest of the drones infected with the absolute solver mutation as of episode 6 and then in episode 5 we can see that she can hack into cyn’s coding of the eldrich horror that is THE absolute solver core but then in episode 6 we can see that her power is being used so much that she warps the wall
@@CottenTheDino I‘m suspecting N too😢 Because if Doll says in ep 3 that she isn’t the only one who lost her parents to the murder drones, N looked embarrassed 😢
Uzi: I hate Murder Drones
*Falls in love with a Murder Drone*
she met him by bitch slapping him with a dissmembered hand
@@ghost.ink.uzi is actually a zombie drone
Actually, she is corrupted by the Absolute Solver's code@@nyxsadventures1645
@@nyxsadventures1645 I know lol
@@nyxsadventures1645 Uzi isn't a Zombie Drone, Zombie Drone's are Worker Drones that came back to life after not being disassembled properly like Cyn.
Doll: I don't need help.
Also Doll: *asks for help*
Yeah lol
Also Doll:💀
Lets be honest Optimus and N would be friends
Both are caring leaders
@@matthewmorgan3913how? N is empathic, but an immature, childish idiot. Prime is also empathic, but he’s old and grizzled, and while he is an optimist, he’s not stupid
A better analogy would be Orion Pax and N. They were both Goofy, caring, but not the smartest. Orion would see Decepticons as cool flying space soldiers, just as N sees Solver Uzi as a neat transformation for his friend
@@tomasmichaels642hahaha I agree.
@@albert-albert12798wait. N, if I give you the matrix of leadership will you become a Prime?
8:55 I’m gonna be clear here, Uzi is NOT in high school, her classmates age range is from 20-21, and they’re learning freaking calculus. Uzi is a college student, and that’s a fact.
Keep in mind tho, learning calculus is a lot easier for a robot, so I’m not surprised that they would make railguns in high school.
@@eggythethirteenth9345 well yeah but if you bring robot logic into this, none of it matters anyway
also they're literally the same age
Buying Watermelon question
@@cor3po491 Not really but who the fuck cares, they both have the same emotional maturity
8:53 It was confirmed by the writers that Uzi is either 17 or 18, and N is 17-19.
Exactly, plus N said to V at one point that the students at Uzi's school and I quote "Are kids like us." So, they'd have to be around the same age.
but i’m pretty sure that was referring to his mental age.
they can’t be the same age if N was in ep. 5 and Uzi wasn’t. though one could argue that she was around soon after it just wouldn’t really make sense because all the workers were getting killed at that point because Tessa’s parents hated them.
but if the writers confirmed it then i don’t really have a good argument
just sayin 🤷♀@@Varian_AlchemyRulez
@@katekat_yt there is also the chance that n was deactivated till he landed on copper 9 which if drones dont age when they are deactivated then he could be the same age as in his memory on episode 5 maybe a little older
@@katekat_ytI mean obviously N’s body is older but they are robots so it’s not like age works the same way- N seems basically the same from flashback and modern day so presumably he just stopped ageing. Especially because he doesn’t remember large chunks of it
in ep4 N says to V (about uzi) “she’s a kid, like us” and in ep 3 there are missing posters of Uzi’s classmates with ages 19-21 so i’m assuming they’re around that age
5:25 fun fact: the machine gun the murder drones use is an MP5SD with the stock cut off. This is why it doesn’t do much damage as 9x19 isn’t very good at penetrating armor.
That's why the reciever, mag and barrel look so familiar. The only thing missing is the stock and rear grip and sights.
@@VincentTheCruzader i see you are a man of culture aswell.
I wish i had good memory, because then i would study stuff like this.
one small issue on Ep1 when J shoots the mp5sd the ejected brass looks like 5.56 or 7.62
@@SocialDamian damn i didnt even notice that nice catch
As a Murder Drone, I approve of these memes.
The superstar himself responded
Oh lawd it him
N from murder drones real
WHERE R UR FANGIRLS (I literally made a vid called “bitches”)
Ñ
@@GALAXYFIVEN
N’s angry face at 1:33 just makes me scared, because he’s clearly reaching his breaking point, and is just about to snap (go insane)
7:31 oh yeah Tessa is a “Heroic” character especially with episode 7
N is for real adorable, let’s all admit it.
agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
I never imagined seeing a cross between Murder Drones and The New Order: Last Days of Europe in a meme.
So that is what those other characters are. I was very confused when when I saw it.
I never imagined seeing a cross between Murder Drones and Undertale + Madness Combat
@@TheNextOne16 I was referring to Uzi in a general uniform. She’s dressed as Dmitry Yazov, the leader of the Russian National Reclamation Government. They are one of the worst possibly Russian unifiers because their goal is to essentially do what Germany did to Russia in ww2 but finish the job in a war they call the “Great Trail”. I guess the connection was revenge.
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Woah undertale… wait… papyrus is N… sans is Uzi… N x Uzi… No…. NO… NOOOOOO
Uhhhhh sans x papyrus?
@@sethlucascrvnts5391 I don't even know what my own comment means rn 🤣
Can you not reveal this to me
@@alexguidry3224 it’s too late 😔
Wait, that means according to undertale N and uzi are brothers. Uzi is a sister... ALABAMA REFRENCE?
2:23 people after The Amazing Digital Circus: There is another.
Did they even play a demo of Billie Bust Up?
@@adrianamarcinkova9383yes Micheal covach also voiced fantoccio but that's not a youtube animation
@@Chr15_Fl4me It's a game
8:53 N mentions that uzi is a kid just like him & V
episode 4: "She's a kid just like us, V"
While the whole shipping club:🤨
@@PeacefulPanda-lj7niJesus Christ
17:00 as a N x Uzi shipper I see this as an absolute win
As of Episode 8 the ship is official!
I no want N and uzi to be together... me sad it's official
@@Snappeagamin Well that's your opinion on it.
@@Snappeagaminwomp womp
18:20 "May robo-all-mighty have mercy on our BIOS".
0:15 SHE IS A ZOMBIE DRONE as i found out not long ago
oh hey man.
The madness combat & Murder drones makes the most sense as a MC & MD fan myself
Expurgation tiky be like: RANDOM CLOWN BULLSHIT GO
Same
7:15
Me after watching episode 7: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yeah funny now the main antagonist is the major heroic character plus some ?? Equals Tessa and cyn and the damn :3 face
8:54 the funny thing is, that video literaly explains why that isnt an issue.
1:30 I actually want to see the second part
Also about uzi age, in ep3 there's a scene of a board with several missing people, and their ages are around 18-19yrs old.
You don’t say
Yes. Uzi’s missing class mates are all 18-19 so there’s no reason to believe Uzi is a child. But I understand the confusion seeing as she calls herself a “teenager”.
@MaddieCorney they ride a bus as if the bus was an horse, or had one, so do you think they got the "life cycle of a human" correctly?
@@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330 no or at last not quite. For both Worker and disassembly drones I think they were designed to be “stupid”. As in only as intelligent as they needed to be to do their jobs. Their basically a bunch of 10 year olds working in the mines. As for their life span, as long as they can repair themselves when they get rusty I would assumed they could live “forever”. As a immortal 10 year old. Of course, I think with the power of trauma they have the potential to become more emotionally intelligent.
As for the bus/Horse I have no idea what it’s life cycle is like lol 🐎🚌
@MaddieCorney the "life cycle of a human" is just our life. They probably are trying to "cosplay" as humans, but they have no idea what to do besides their work. And they probably only have anime, movies, etc, to "know" how we lived. So they saw adults as 19yrs, in high school.
1:32 I can actually imagine this scenario in my head.
Same
Papyrus isn’t dumb 1:00 he knows to use reverse psychology with undyne and makes pretty good puzzles if he didn’t kind of expose the solutions
He is a little dumb, just a tiny bit.
18:04 wait… but didn’t Cyn call N big brother?
Yes
Cyn is the only one that N hasn't even thought of liking
That's what I thought. Aren't they siblings?
11:46 where's my boy Charles in this ?!
He'd be head of squad, he's always got a great plan . . .
8:53
"shes a kid, LIKE US, V" -n, in the camping episode
Yay more murder drones memes!
With a chicken saving 33 cents by just censoring eandon words!
0:55 N is not dumb, he is just friendly. You dont need to be asshole to be smart
not dumb, but goofy
@@hanzfredericks2274 it says dumb in meme
@@hanzfredericks2274 but its true. He is goofy
@@granio2422 yep! N is best boi! no one can argue that!
@@granio2422 only haters
2:38 killed me bro-
same
Hello
2:10 wait, they arent cat ears?
My brain has stopped working
I’m crying
Finally, a murder drones compilation that isn’t just a bunch of ships
2:17 “my daughter loves him, I think he looks a little gAie but whatever makes her happy 😊”
Idk why this made me laugh-
Lmao these are awesome, as a murder drones fanatic I think these memes are so accurate. N and Uzi are so precious smh. THEY ALSO HINTED A SS2!
IKKKK AHHHHH
RAAAAHHHH I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT EPISODES
Well thos didnt age well :(
4:40 - 7:32 Madness Drones
0:21 Just, yes.
0:44 sans and uzi are the same person
But that’s just a theory A GAME THEORY
@@bluebunny074thanks for watching...
0:05 "I hate the sith" *turns into sith*
"I hate Decepticons" *turns into Decepticon*
they say they hate murder drones and they also say N is their least favourite character *doom music plays*
Uzi :17-19 years old
N: 10 years old mentally (probably around 20 in actual age)
Fandom: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP
why did you have to hit me with that bottom one at 9:35 that hurt
i barely teared at v’s sacrifice
18:52 Tessa was the one who gave the disassembly drones hair
Murder Drones characters inspired by undertale confirmed
inspired even more by Madness Combat
@@Bruhmageddonkindadum Fr.
2:29 it’s 3 now cause of Jax
Exactly
yep but jax aint my favorite BUT ROCKY IS A CHEFS KISS
And angel dust from the hazbin hotel pilot
what about smg0
As a Drone, I approve of these relatable memes
N MY CHILDDDDD😭😭 COME TO MAMA
@@Cass_the_silly_x3 Mama?
@@N_MurderDronessssss YES I AM YOUR MOTHER 👹
@@Cass_the_silly_x3nah sorry, that’s my plushie.
@@DasherWeekly nuh uh
9:12 no murder drones is already over 2 years old
Bro the thumbnail💀
0:06
“I hate titans!”
King Clawthorne: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?”
Excuse me, Usi is 19 or 20 and N is like probably a lot older, but his memories got erased so he has the mental capacity of a 10-year-old lol
uzi is 18/19 and n is 18/20
Uzi is was lower than 18, she's in high school bruv
@@IAmBob. no, that's the cannon age
@@IAmBob. uzi being 18/19 and n being 18/20 is cannon
@@scoopidyschloop there is no such thing as a cannon age, think of it, manufacturing dates are basically birthdays. If we don't know her real age and it was never revealed, it's most definitly gonna be a human-ish age. Considering her class and crap is about 4'9" means that she's about 11, but we also can see that V, and N are bigger than her, prolly like 5'3" we see all this in episode 3 in missing posters, the average 19 year old height isn't confirmed, there's also clashes between genetics like how Doll, Yeva and Uzi got their absolutesolver from their mothers, every worker drone ( female ) is set to a heigh restriction of 4'9" as we see Yeva and Doll and many other worker drones out of highschool at her size, looking at the human height growth whatever, you reach 4'9" by the time your twelve, so she is twelve, now she is also a murder drone so there is no limit, so she's basically lower than 18 as the robots stop growing at 18-19 years old. If she were to be older than 15 she'd have to be over 4'10" considering she's now a murder done.
1:56 *confused Khan noises*
14:45 Why is everyone against the NxUzi ship?
Fr, it's not illegal they're both the same age😭
I think the person that made the video is a NxUzi hater
18:57 you have it the wrong way around, in the show Tessa's mum tells her to stop playing dress-up with her drones saying that Tessa gave them wigs or something to tell them apart, the drones on copper-9 are the discrepancy because they where all in uniform, so we don't know where the workers got their hair from
Worker Drones picked their hair from humans, Liam confirmed it.
@@LiterallyInternetwait so did the drones just pick up loose strands of hair they find on the ground or did tessa rip out some of her hair to make wigs cuz the dad didnt know where she got the wigs
@@maymei69 the hair from the humans on copper nine didnt get destroyed by the fallout, but the workers on earth got their wigs from Tessa, where Tessa got the wigs is unknown.
STOP😭😭😭- I died at the Undertale references
As a Rebecca myself,I can confirm I need new legs. So please,give me your parents credit card information.
As an Undertale fan, 0:30 one just broke my mind. WHY ARE THEY ALL SO SIMILAR?
This is why all likes them lol
Same lol
18:54 The disassembly drones used to be worker drones
15:31 here's a better battle
Who would win?
An gladiator who turns into a gun, and is an commander of an villain league
Or
An Russian girl who's has telekinetic powers, and has one eye
I support it
4:41 As a fan of both fandoms, I was somehow theoretically able to guess the relatable person correctly out of nowhere, and I've mentally screamed💀
The good ol' days watching madness combat....
Edit: Each of them had one obvious reason that tells you, why not mention them☠️
the reason olimar is in the terrible pilot club is because every pikmin game with olimar gets the ship he uses crashes on pnf 404
many of these are just pure,
funny.
19:06 this aged well
Hes about to find out
Indeed it did
17:24 honestly N killed the worker drones just for his crush V in episode 1 and he doesn't even want to hurt anybody
17:53 First of all, the characters have personalities. Like, REAL, personalities
Second, Khan doesn't even pretend that he cares for his daughter
Third, N is cute, Edward is emo
Fourth, N and Uzi have some actual compatability
Fifth, V never got stuck in a love triangle with N and Uzi
Sixth, Murder drones have an actual creative plot twists.
Seventh, there aren't no robo-animals that N, V and J drink oil from. They literally ENJOY (or atleast J and V) killing drones.
Want me to keep going? 😂
The first 2 minutes of this video taught me 1 thing: Murder drones = Undertale
I just watched it today and I loved it. I watched the entire series so far twice
bro same i watched it all in one night and now i am obsessed with it and i am so mad that i watched it all just in one night and that i didin't find the series 2 years ago i'm glad i am not the same
I am already too addicted to this, and have completed this like 6 times. I don't count. This is a feast for my ADHD brain.
@@BroncoBilly10 Amazing
@@WaterQueen000 Yes, it is. I was BORED beyond my limit.
19:49 - If that happened only twice for you, you haven't been in enough fandoms.
13:55 can N predict the future
Jax and N would be PERFECT together 😂❤❤❤
"i want a fricken snickers bar" got me DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Waiting the amazing digital circus memes.
BRUH 😭 i just wanna be free of this digital circus,ITS EVERYWHERE,I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT!WHYYYYYYYYY!?!
@@Cheesy_XYZ fr i cant go one second without someone suggesting that i D R O W N M Y S E L F I N T H E D I G I T A L L A K E
@@Cheesy_XYZ because the circus is everywhere and there is n o e x i t
@@justanotherinternetloser 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭its everywhere....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro these are so true.
Uzi approved
4:32 THATS MY avatar
Really?
Really?
0:54 hey thats me- WAIT A SECOND, YOU SAY I FAIL EVERYTHING, WELL I DON'T FAIL EVERYTHING OK
3:18 "HAHAHAAA İ TELEPORTED BREAAD!"
Ufffff reference🗿
seeing a drone in my house. me: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL (grabs a gun with a knife)
4:16 таблица... with data?
19:58 Trust me you’d have a lot more than that. The internet is *fucked up!*
(Not like we didn’t know that already)
[11:41] I nearly choke myself from drinking my water bottle lol
Same
Uzi = sans!! Uzi has more then one life
N = papyrus!! N can regenerate
19:49 As an average TF2 player, I confirm it.
That reminds me, time to rewatch this show again
Ok I figured out through 6:11 that he’s talking about the Madness Combat series
20:58 I agree, Cyn in my fav murder drones character, you cant change my mind.
10:09 ill show you ill show them all!
2:28 - Make that 3 now…thanks Jax!
3:23 Don’t follow the steps.
r/wooosh
If yall know my debit card number and not anything else
It would be useless
2:54 She ain't leavin' that room. Keepin' it real.
4:08 мем явно делали англичане, потому что они Table перевели как таблица а не стол
Наоборот. Они думают, что на русском стол называется таблицей
3:18 How to scam someone:
14:27 *sad american noises*
Underrated.
That’s funny as shit for no reason at all.
Thank you.
14:50
THIS EXISTS??!!!! I NEED IT NOW
0:14 for context no uzi is not a murder drone she is a corrupted solver drone but for short it is just solver drone how solver drones form is if the rare mutation of the absolute solver infection is passed down in the specific drones family or if the infection gets turned on in the drones coding as we can see happens to uzi in the pilot when she is standing on the car then throughout episodes 2-3 she gradually gains power over the absolute solver and then in episode 4 she has the full mutation of the absolute solver the corrupted drones are the 2nd strongest of the drones infected with the absolute solver mutation as of episode 6 and then in episode 5 we can see that she can hack into cyn’s coding of the eldrich horror that is THE absolute solver core but then in episode 6 we can see that her power is being used so much that she warps the wall
3:50
"is n a good boi"
"yes"
"is v thicc" (edited)
2:49 L O L
14:21 I was expecting "dad why am I named uzi" "because when you were young an uzi fell on your head"
I also did.
3:09 she became muichiro 😊🍷
NAHHH THATS CRAZY💀
2:40 Yup, these things are PACKED with details.
3:56
“Ask me anything about murder drones”
-V
“Do u know who k!lled Uzi’s mother?”
-Me
Khann
i suspect N
@@CottenTheDino I‘m suspecting N too😢 Because if Doll says in ep 3 that she isn’t the only one who lost her parents to the murder drones, N looked embarrassed 😢
4:16 Table is "стол" (an element of furniture, "stol"), not "таблица" (The Periodic table, "tablica")
17:43 It does I know
Edit: You just have to wait until late high school
ah yes “murduer” the italian.