Tadpoles- Like Dirt

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one bright day in the middle of the night
two legless men went out to fight
two blind men to see their play
two drunk men to shout hooray
paradise donkey was passing by kick the blind man in him eye
force him through a nine inch wall in a toilet pit where the poor fella drown
lalala um um um um
wah wah wah um um um um
lalala (hook mama) like dirt
tonight you die in the middle of the day
there be a men's meeting for women only
free of charge but pay at the door
plenty of seats but sit on the floor
lalala um um um um
wah wah wah um um um um
lalala (dat flat) like dirt
(Music break)
i went to a theater tomorrow night
i tek a front seat at the back
i fell from the floor to the gallery
and broke the front part of ma back (woe ooe)
i went to a mechanic to get some pills
there i saw a dead donkey dying
i take up mi comb to stab him
him gave mi a kick and send mi flying
lalala um um um um
wah wah wah um um um um
lalala (yes man) like dirt
lalala um um um um
wah wah wah um um um um
lalala like dirt

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Yes Adam! Did you work them out? Wicked, man

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i did my best. not sure if it's 100% but pretty close i'd say.

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Lyrics are jokes on this.

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totally

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other tunes by them also have jokey lyrics i've noticed