the birds and the bees (literally)

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  • @mayahiga
    @mayahiga  Рік тому +312

    Offset your carbon footprint on Wren: www.wren.co/start/maya
    The first 100 people who sign up will have 10 extra trees planted in their name!

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG Рік тому +1

      gorgeous as always :)

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son Рік тому +3

      Bed bugs part made me wanna vomit and die and go cry in a corner.

    • @the_townleys
      @the_townleys Рік тому

      Maya it's Anthony & Mikey from Los Santos Is A Driver's Town 🙋 🙋‍♂️ 🤣We Luv Birds Too!!

    • @Octavion114
      @Octavion114 Рік тому

      im glad your back dont leave us please lol

    • @desert_druid_xD
      @desert_druid_xD Рік тому

      no wonder the bee movie is so horny....but wait does that mean all the bees are adopted?? and just set up as family structures so they can learn

  • @IEnjoySeaMan
    @IEnjoySeaMan Рік тому +1124

    love that when she says that duck PP is not a PP because it doesn't erect with blood somone in chat said "skill issue"

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 9 місяців тому

      Most mammals actually rely on a bone to get their boners erect. Google "baculum."

    • @Bexchoklad
      @Bexchoklad 8 місяців тому +14

      @Daathiel yes? where did you think this class was taking place?

  • @jackkelly9048
    @jackkelly9048 10 місяців тому +681

    Snail foreplay is a knife fight and whoever wins gets to top?!
    That's the coolest thing I've ever learned about snails

    • @improbableopera793
      @improbableopera793 9 місяців тому +50

      whole new meaning to homoerotic sword fight (I know they're hermaphroditic but it's not Male And Female, so close enough for the joke)

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@improbableopera793 i mean in a way it is homosexual isn't it? They are the same sex.

  • @Sparrowhawk90
    @Sparrowhawk90 Рік тому +1618

    I love how chat was asking purposely stupid questions but they ended up actually learning things.

  • @ljr1252
    @ljr1252 Рік тому +1064

    Awesome lesson!
    Small correction though - kangaroos aren't born into the pouch, they are born out of the cloaca and have to climb up the mother and into the pouch while they're in their tiny larva-esque state. It's an insane design concept that frankly should have never survived evolution.

    • @primatous4you156
      @primatous4you156 9 місяців тому +73

      that sounds straight out some sci fi horror shit

    • @sonnywilliams9610
      @sonnywilliams9610 9 місяців тому +54

      Absolutely scathing critique from ljr to God

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 9 місяців тому +6

      @ljr1252
      Nah, bro. Kangaroo's _are _*_based._*

    • @mccookies3664
      @mccookies3664 9 місяців тому +60

      can’t believe every kangaroo’s first ever experience is a shadow of the colossus type climb up their mom

    • @improbableopera793
      @improbableopera793 9 місяців тому +22

      honestly makes me think of genetic fitness - kinda like how sperm thrive in alkaline environments and the vagina is acidic - creating trials before too many resources have been given to the organism to see if it's stong enough to be naturally selected

  • @dabluetoad6753
    @dabluetoad6753 Рік тому +822

    For those wondering, if a human made a sound proportional to its size that a water boatman made, it would be ~170 decibels, which is roughly the noise created from a rocket lifting off if you’re standing right next to it

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 Рік тому

      Omega jerker masterbator professional

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 Рік тому +205

      i be in my girls ear like [deafening explosion]

    • @kris5465
      @kris5465 Рік тому +39

      > a rocket lifting off
      Fitting.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 10 місяців тому

      women be like *best night of my life*@@fauxrowsdower7610

    • @Tonedefff
      @Tonedefff 9 місяців тому +1

      I asked GPT-4 to calculate this and it said "This would correspond to a decibel level of about 142 dB for a human, which is extremely loud-comparable to the sound intensity of a jet engine at close range." (still very loud!)

  • @carolineholmes936
    @carolineholmes936 Рік тому +844

    dude i thought this video was going to be about literal birds and literal bees and instead I got an amazing lesson on animal sex and let me just tell you i dont think i could have paid attention better. theres something about the way you talk and teach that is literally so captivating and helpful. so thanks for the random but SUPER COOL information!!!

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 Рік тому +174

    The chat spam when maya said “A lot of male animals die virgins” took me out 💀

  • @beastknight9790
    @beastknight9790 Рік тому +3811

    I love how she doesnt overreact in any bad way to the chat. Some teachers should copy that wholesome behaviour

    • @james_subosits
      @james_subosits Рік тому +325

      I mean, when it's in real life, you're actually interrupting the teacher, she can just ignore chat and she can keep going and everyone can still hear her

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Рік тому

      You try teaching to a bunch of shitty kids. See how calm and wholesome you'll be lmao.

    • @beastknight9790
      @beastknight9790 Рік тому +58

      @@yasmineh.1333 thats why I say that. I couldnt stand this bs too especially coz I hate children. Ppl who can tolerate this deserve the best

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Рік тому +39

      @@beastknight9790 Ah my bad lmao. I certainly don't hate children though. If anything teenagers are far worse

    • @Liwet.
      @Liwet. Рік тому +19

      They would if they got paid enough.

  • @dagster007
    @dagster007 Рік тому +1879

    If any of my teachers taught like this, I surely would have retained more knowledge. Huge props to you Maya for making educational material enjoyable!

    • @juusojd
      @juusojd Рік тому +54

      We need more noscope edits in the classroom.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Рік тому +13

      Exactly!
      As I said in my own comment, this and @zefrank1 are the future of teaching! The _sooner_ our education system realizes this, the *_more educated_* our society can and will become! 🤘
      _[in fairness, Ze Frank's _*_has_*_ gotten recognized and he's producing edited cuts now; but I'm hoping those are for sub-Highschool use, as leaving in the "adult" content for 10th Grade and over, is only going to make students want to pay closer attention, if you ask me! (we all already use such language at that age _*_anyways_*_ so who cares!)]_

    • @CozyVoidProductions
      @CozyVoidProductions Рік тому +9

      @@DUKE_of_RAMBLE you can't make kids care though. Its easy to value this type of education/learning in retrospect, incredibly hard to implement to the actual child.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Рік тому +12

      @@CozyVoidProductions You can never achieve 100%, in that regard, but this approach is certainly going to get you alot closer!
      It's worth the effort to at least *_see_* of it yields results, no?

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Рік тому +6

      @Dom It's admittedly been a couple decades since I graduated HS, so... maybe classes are more progressive and less reserved about what constitutes as being """inappropriate language not fit for teachers to use"""...? 🤷‍♂️
      Because had students came back and gleefully quoted something their teacher said that they found educational, yet funny, like Maya had used frequently... They'd have either been put on probationary leave, or fired.
      I had a few teachers who were like Maya, but pretty sure they had tenure.
      And it's not that they used boundary pushing language due to job security and not giving a shit. They used it because they were respecting us as young-adults, and knew full-will that WE used that language every single day when amongst friends.
      In other words, they were making class more like a relaxing place amongst friends, than a boring hour with an uptight adult with an authority complex.
      To no surprise, it was the teachers who taught Shop and Auto; however, my Senior year English teacher also was laid-back in terms of language use (heh no pun intended).
      I always sucked in English class (overall I was a C-avg student), but wouldn't you know it... I had a B+ _(or higher?)_ in his class!
      *[/ramble]*

  • @DustinHarms
    @DustinHarms Рік тому +247

    Gotta say, this is such a solid education format. One might argue that chat was goofing around but the fact is they stayed engaged. Because the teacher just rolled with it, knew the lingo/culture, and focused on the *getting things learned* and even answered questions that I feel many in-class teachers would discipline. I'm just so impressed. I really, really hope to see more of this format in the future, from many educators.

  • @FlanLife
    @FlanLife Рік тому +79

    "Just like me fr" in the chat whenever Maya talked about magnum animal dong made me lol

  • @geeteejae
    @geeteejae Рік тому +239

    The biology nerd in me loved all of this. Maya is solid at teaching and the content/edits were fun!

  • @TVBenSifka
    @TVBenSifka Рік тому +282

    The reactions from the people off camera are hilarious

  • @ZenithTech35
    @ZenithTech35 Рік тому +753

    Oh my god, the edits are ON FIRE tonight! Love the Stardew Valley music soooo much as well! I'd love for it to stick around for your educational stuff! It fits surprisingly well! :D

    • @Iceman8723
      @Iceman8723 Рік тому

      @@KINGJERMARCUS Shut up and stop spamming

    • @bmpk7473
      @bmpk7473 Рік тому +9

      every time i hear it randomly I always think about how he made the music all himself during development also by himself
      guy has a mind for creating a vibe

  • @taras82
    @taras82 Рік тому +281

    I watched this live! Only Maya does content like this. I love it!

    • @Jake-do3ly
      @Jake-do3ly Рік тому +12

      The stream was so good

    • @dt-lg2oc
      @dt-lg2oc Рік тому

      Only talks about dicks smh

  • @Danloreee
    @Danloreee Рік тому +19

    That one chat member during the platypus segment
    DECOYUSSY OMEGALUL

  • @AsterSkotos
    @AsterSkotos 3 місяці тому +3

    My introduction of Maya and Alveus, before I even knew both of them. Little did I know, I would fall into the world of Alveus Sanctuary, and for a year, I've loved every moment of it

  • @draco-mb5lq
    @draco-mb5lq Рік тому +109

    Maya seems like she'd be the coolest teacher

    • @moldvox
      @moldvox Рік тому +5

      Dear Draco, she is the coolest teacher.

  • @TimbrrWolfe
    @TimbrrWolfe Рік тому +1459

    Maya is braver than any us marine to go over this topic with her twitch chat tbh

  • @SnailMan63
    @SnailMan63 Рік тому +90

    This is a fantastic educational presentation. Brody did amazing on the editing. If all information was this digestible, I think everyone would love learning.

  • @Hooch_is_crzy
    @Hooch_is_crzy Рік тому +85

    Honestly Maya, this was one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen, I was laughing the whole time... AND LEARNING... You should get a tv show.

  • @Natural_20
    @Natural_20 Рік тому +23

    I love learning from someone significantly younger than me. Your passion for the subject is evident, and the format is great in that it takes away all of the unnecessary pomp and circumstance that comes from a classic classroom setting. This is what I wish college was like.

  • @saint4985
    @saint4985 Рік тому +27

    You seem like a natural at teaching, this is not an easy subject and you made it fun. Thank you!

  • @Combo_Food
    @Combo_Food Рік тому +87

    Came for the jokes stayed for the presentation. Glad to learn more about this strange world

  • @vif13vf
    @vif13vf Рік тому +36

    I watched the first 30 minutes while eating breakfast, and proceeded to tell my colleague all I've learned about animal genitalia

  • @thomasafrica9724
    @thomasafrica9724 Рік тому +16

    PLEASE do another one of these when you get time Mayo! I had a dumb grin on my face for the whole vid _and_ I learned stuff.
    Also chat you guys are really funny

  • @seansiquig
    @seansiquig Рік тому +42

    Im so glad Maya came back to streaming, she’s such a positive person on the platform.

  • @lpfan7101
    @lpfan7101 Рік тому +25

    Finally got some time to watch this and all I can say is WOW. Maya something about the way you educate and engage is exceptional and chat being wild adds a touch of hilarity. 10/10 video

  • @jelenasusic2914
    @jelenasusic2914 Рік тому +41

    Maya I hope you will make more educational videos on animal life. You are a fantastic presenter and are able to keep people engaged naturally, that is a gift that you may seriously want to consider using. Please more lectures!!

  • @Iamdebug
    @Iamdebug Рік тому +16

    This is not a topic I can put up with easily due to my past traumas but Maya's responses to the comments and the education style kept me in it for the whole video. Thanks for sharing so many things I didn't know.

  • @Draggo_
    @Draggo_ Рік тому +63

    i looked up copulatory bondage and quickly went off saying i didn't want to see that.
    i then look up copulatory bondage insects forgetting I had arachnaphobia. I also did not want to see that.

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios 10 місяців тому +3

      I looked it up and immediately got spiders and I didn’t even specify that I wanted spiders

  • @AvengedButUsed
    @AvengedButUsed Рік тому +36

    Maya out here teaching us more than school ever could & she takes zero nonsense

  • @henriquee67
    @henriquee67 Місяць тому +1

    idk why im addicted to every single video of this girl, her energy is just beyond charts, so much fun thought

  • @hendrickziegler8487
    @hendrickziegler8487 Рік тому +26

    Two weaks ago: "Surely a video about tiny mic interviews can improve a relaxing break?"
    Yesterday: "Could I interest you in a goat walk with a certain headbutt risk to nearby children?"
    Today: "Sex."
    All hail the algorithm

  • @AllByEar
    @AllByEar Рік тому +14

    As a kid i LOVED animals and still retain so much information as a mid-20s year old, but this video was so fun and educational to watch! It has brought some much needed animal kingdom content to my life, and thanks so much for that ❤

  • @Djbunglesbob1
    @Djbunglesbob1 Рік тому +14

    Had to restrain and hold back for describing human acts but went into explicit detail for other organisms. Very informative video, although I regret eating dinner while watching

  • @Rhodair
    @Rhodair 9 місяців тому +5

    whenever I think of bees boinking, what always comes to mind is the scene of Sarah Conner in T2 breaking the key in the door

  • @sleepyfairie
    @sleepyfairie Рік тому +18

    yet another banger of a video !

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku Рік тому +23

    I thought this was gonna be dry
    but it was actually really well paced and super well cut!
    also the comments from chat she Reda out were pretty funny "does he have ethernet there?"

  • @heavensplitter
    @heavensplitter Рік тому +9

    This is actually amazing content, you have great ways of explaining for anyone to understand, I would watch a lot of videos like this for sure.

  • @Yamakishu
    @Yamakishu Рік тому +13

    The music just unleashed an unhealthy barrage of stardew memories unto me and i will be suing

  • @KirbeeGaming
    @KirbeeGaming Рік тому +13

    genuinely so fun and informative! As a former teacher, I can tell you're a natural educator!

  • @nyferox5637
    @nyferox5637 Рік тому +6

    Seriously one of the funniest and most informative videos I've seen. Really appreciate the work in both the presentation and editing! I'd love for more content like this

  • @Retrogradez90
    @Retrogradez90 Рік тому +6

    one of my favorite videos of Maya ever. I love all things animals and the way you actually taught logically, properly, and you were able to make people laugh is great. Awesome stuff

  • @zaebumafu
    @zaebumafu Рік тому +7

    This video was so much info I did not need and am not better off knowing but I had a great time learning regardless, see ya in the next one Maya

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Рік тому +22

    snails are litterally just london citizens

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer 8 місяців тому

      they have dicks in their necks, and both female and male....?

  • @blackst0nerebellforce73
    @blackst0nerebellforce73 Рік тому +11

    Let’s go Mayaaa!! New knowledge always appreciated

  • @user-tp6ho4un2c
    @user-tp6ho4un2c Рік тому +34

    Nice educational vid and was a great stream 😁

  • @syndorian1670
    @syndorian1670 Рік тому +24

    This is great, funny and educational at the same time!

  • @con_dwt
    @con_dwt Рік тому +16

    this is super super interesting and maya made it so fun to learn about

  • @Polkroe
    @Polkroe Рік тому +44

    That was honestly awesome, super entertaining, funny 👌
    I wish my teachers would have done such a good job !

  • @yungemo_
    @yungemo_ Рік тому +5

    I love this, and this is the kind of content Id want to make. Amazing stuff as always, Maya

  • @xxrac
    @xxrac Рік тому +8

    Chat had me rolling through this video. Learned a lot and got a sixpack from laughing at chat. 10/10 video!

  • @V_J
    @V_J Рік тому +9

    Awesome presentation Maya really enjoyed it ❤❤

  • @businesszeus6864
    @businesszeus6864 Місяць тому +1

    24:48 “switching to your other head is faster than reloading”

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 Рік тому +4

    Genuinely good content. I always feel like streams are difficult to sit through but this is educational and entertaining at the same time.

  • @jamesony
    @jamesony Рік тому +3

    Wren was the first UA-camr sponsor I have watched from beginning to end.... a brilliant initiative. Thanks for sharing it with us Maya.

  • @father_mae_i
    @father_mae_i Рік тому +13

    I'm so glad this became a UA-cam video I was SO SAD I missed the stream 🙌 let's go learning

  • @abbashirkani1570
    @abbashirkani1570 Рік тому +11

    The editing is on point in this video👌

  • @zachparker3000
    @zachparker3000 Рік тому +9

    please more longform educational content like this

  • @villagelanding
    @villagelanding Рік тому +3

    this video was awesome. genuinely so informative and entertaining. please keep uploading these streams!!

  • @EAJohnson03
    @EAJohnson03 Рік тому +7

    I envy maya so much. So down to earth and so fortunate. Truly one of my idols.

  • @Coral_skies
    @Coral_skies Рік тому +10

    I'm a simple man. I see Maya talking about animals, I like the video.

  • @CatBarron
    @CatBarron Рік тому +2

    Solid presentation, watched it in pieces over the course of my Sunday.

  • @Enjun38
    @Enjun38 Рік тому +2

    Your work on the internet is so important and thank you so much for doing what you do!!!!!

  • @VladKov36
    @VladKov36 Рік тому +5

    we're gonna watch this in school this week - thanks maya!

  • @ewingmunicipaljr6596
    @ewingmunicipaljr6596 Рік тому +6

    Great stream. Very informative. Well done

  • @rainem4305
    @rainem4305 Рік тому +22

    This was so interesting... I actually learned so much hahaha! Maya is so good at explaining stuff. I could listen to her for hours❤

  • @elz1074
    @elz1074 Рік тому +12

    I can safely say I've never had so much fun and so much interest in learning like I did with this video

  • @sarahzimmer7819
    @sarahzimmer7819 Рік тому +5

    this was such a cool video! i was so entertained and so many interesting facts. thanks maya!

  • @drmugg_
    @drmugg_ Рік тому +8

    Educational stream and all but the editing made me laugh out loud many times. Was absolutely amazing

  • @koi8440
    @koi8440 Рік тому +4

    I WOULDNT MIND ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THIS ITS SO LAIDBACK AND FOR SOME REASON WHOLESOME?

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 Рік тому +6

    You really do make learning this stuff fun and more interesting, great work 👍

  • @Chuckclc
    @Chuckclc Рік тому +6

    Maya is amazing. And so good at what she does.

  • @JimbotheGymbro
    @JimbotheGymbro Рік тому +2

    I needed ur positive energy rn thanks dood

  • @MerlinDerMagier
    @MerlinDerMagier Рік тому +2

    Amazing Video as always. Love what you do, this world needs more people like you. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @dasassygirl
    @dasassygirl Рік тому +120

    the stream was really fun and actually super interesting. now that its a video i can make my friends watch it too hehe

  • @Stolens87
    @Stolens87 Рік тому

    What crazy good teaching skills. Interacting with chat but not getting distracted and really good drawings. Amazing, thanks :)

  • @cheyannemorgan7240
    @cheyannemorgan7240 Рік тому +5

    Maya is a gift that keeps on giving

  • @StarrySumer
    @StarrySumer Рік тому

    this was a genuinely fun way to learn and i hope there are more videos/streams that are both educational about animals and entertaining to watch!

  • @imrtwisted9731
    @imrtwisted9731 Рік тому +6

    Imagine if when we whacked the stick we made as loud a noise as those water fleas that make music by rubbing their wee wee. Thank god for the fact we don’t.

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight Рік тому +8

    You are an absolute natural as a teacher!

  • @MartyFox
    @MartyFox Рік тому +12

    At this rate Maya is going to be Gen Z’s Steve Irwin

  • @pragyasingh2297
    @pragyasingh2297 9 місяців тому

    This is one of the most educational and funniest videos I've ever watched, like this is what made me subscribe lmaooo. Twitch lives seem like so much fun, I'm gonna have to join yall some time!

  • @noahnavarro1008
    @noahnavarro1008 Рік тому +12

    The editor is on point

  • @arminkozek1921
    @arminkozek1921 9 місяців тому

    God tier content, I love how amazing the animal kingdom is and the 2 videos of you that I watched so far made my day!

  • @andreamazzeo4306
    @andreamazzeo4306 Рік тому +3

    Great lesson. I'll never use this information, but it's definitely interesting.

  • @Evermed
    @Evermed Рік тому +2

    This is my favorite video you have ever put out.

  • @thatmostexcellentnetwork
    @thatmostexcellentnetwork Рік тому +4

    Absolutely love everything about this! Super educational and fun, and chat being….chat 😂
    But reading everyone’s responses was hilarious!

  • @colibri5174
    @colibri5174 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best videos I've seen this year

  • @usermnm1104
    @usermnm1104 Рік тому +3

    I liked her style of teaching, maya made it fun to learn

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket Рік тому +33

    Animals are insane. It's actually humbling to think how relatively normal we are :)

    • @-Mitra-
      @-Mitra- Рік тому +6

      Rather underdeveloped, cuz our brain developed (read "mutated") while bodies remained the most vulnerable in the animal world 😂 Yet, it is our mutated mind that makes us destroying the animal world and the planet 😳

  • @angeldannyso
    @angeldannyso Рік тому +3

    So glad I stumbled upon your channel.

  • @Fullyautomagic
    @Fullyautomagic Рік тому +13

    This is why I like being a human

  • @lawrenceabreu2959
    @lawrenceabreu2959 Рік тому +1

    Where have you been all my life. Great stuff

  • @braythesmall4131
    @braythesmall4131 Рік тому +9

    i have 2 giant east African giant snails and that shit is traumatic.

  • @TonyRobetson
    @TonyRobetson 11 місяців тому

    that was really impressive! hope you do more like this. so much weird variety

  • @Dene181
    @Dene181 Рік тому +7

    Very funny, interesting & educational! You did this really well!
    Some of the facts are so weird and crazy, nearly couldn't believe you. 😆

  • @Cooldaddio2
    @Cooldaddio2 Рік тому +1

    Im diggin Maya and her humor. Just subscribed. I watched the goat hike, and the burger king review. Funny stuff.