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    So, you're in the slammer. Don't worry, AWE Me is here to help you Get Out of Jail! We're not here to judge, we're just here to break you out, because it's better to watch Orange is the New Black from the comfort of your secret hide-out than to live IRL.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @waltz2394
    @waltz2394 7 років тому +2843

    We all know this guy is gonna survive everything
    Edit: Hello me from the past

  • @rileyfreeman7122
    @rileyfreeman7122 7 років тому +920

    Dat moment when the guards see an inmate watching this video.

    • @luisthemexican1457
      @luisthemexican1457 7 років тому +8

      Riley Freeman your profile pic

    • @eshanjabeer1389
      @eshanjabeer1389 7 років тому +1

      Riley Freeman I

    • @hattiedunham8866
      @hattiedunham8866 7 років тому +13

      What if the guards ask him who are you watching and they say epic how to the the guards say I love that guy before you know it there laying in the bad together watch his videos

    • @islastewart9493
      @islastewart9493 7 років тому

      Riley Freeman 😂😂😂

    • @the_black_fox9136
      @the_black_fox9136 7 років тому

      lol XD

  • @ObiJuanKenobi3
    @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 років тому +358

    I've barricaded myself in my own room. The coppers are at my door trying to get me out, they even brought the negotiator. I feel special. I could face ten to twenty if they find me. My crime, trumpeting without a license. They'll never take me alive... *toot*

  • @seingam5625
    @seingam5625 6 років тому +1242

    The FBI wants to know your location

  • @Vixikats
    @Vixikats 9 років тому +136

    I work as a corrections officer in a local jail facility and to be honest, there's really nothing he's saying that's wrong. In fact, so long as you don't interact with the guards or other inmates and make yourself recognizable, it would be surprisingly easy to have a full suit smuggled in and you just walk right out the front door as an attorney.
    While they're supposed to wear badges that label them as visitors, none of us ever bother to actually check to make sure that every single person who isn't an inmate has one. Like he said, most officers are just plain overworked. 12 to 16 hour shifts with no breaks dealing with crybaby inmates all day is extremely exhausting, trust me.
    If I were planning on breaking out of jail, that would be how I did it. Either that or incapacitating the SINGLE guard in the entire unit, taking his clothes, dressing as an officer and walking out like one of the "new" guys. That method is only acceptable if, like in my facility, there's only one officer per unit and it's at night when there's no witness' to see you knock them out and slip into their clothes. The turnover rate in jails is so high, as long as you're a smooth talker and can lie convincingly if stopped, no one will think twice. You're just one of the dozen new people, after all.

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 років тому +1842

    the moment u realize ur now in the fbi's watchlist bc u watched this vid

    • @iloric6544
      @iloric6544 6 років тому +25

      worth it

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 6 років тому +20

      Correction: The moment you realize your now on the FBI’s watchlist, because you watched this video.

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 6 років тому +15

      Also I can’t be on the fbis watch list I live in Canada

    • @skepticcritic6910
      @skepticcritic6910 6 років тому +15

      @@darthvader8641 r/woooosh

    • @phucngo1979
      @phucngo1979 6 років тому +1

      Supreme Leader Snoke meh too

  • @kajii1793
    @kajii1793 6 років тому +1434

    Me : Swears on ROBLOX
    5 mins after : *Watches this video*

    • @alexengstrom6488
      @alexengstrom6488 6 років тому +14

      I did it then i thought i would get banned

    • @lordxam5243
      @lordxam5243 6 років тому +24

      What did you say? Heck?
      (Sorry for bad language)

    • @Orangeboyhd
      @Orangeboyhd 5 років тому +2

      how could you man

    • @thebrickler2299
      @thebrickler2299 5 років тому +13

      Impossible. Roblox censors everything in 5 km radius to a bad word

    • @raima4654
      @raima4654 5 років тому +14

      #### ###

  • @tinkiewinkiie
    @tinkiewinkiie 5 років тому +76

    when my dad had a one year sentence before I was born, a prisoner attacked a guard and held in hostage, my dad attacked the prisoner to help the guard and got his sentence to six months in prison.

  • @dickwwee9366
    @dickwwee9366 7 років тому +120

    How to survive not picking up the phone when your mom calls

    • @nightveil3870
      @nightveil3870 7 років тому +19

      Fluffy fluff you don't.

    • @nitro5247
      @nitro5247 7 років тому +1

      Fluffy fluff my phone died

    • @hidoprime5179
      @hidoprime5179 7 років тому +3

      Joseph The Doom Marine and you will be too xd

  • @bradley4ever
    @bradley4ever 6 років тому +497

    all of the dislikes are from the police officers

    • @ducky5581
      @ducky5581 5 років тому +2

      Yes they are

    • @dailysandwich4838
      @dailysandwich4838 5 років тому +5

      What about those peopole who found this too complocated?

  • @jamie20890
    @jamie20890 6 років тому +276

    watches first 5 seconds *knock knock knock* "FBI OPEN UP!"

  • @Magmava
    @Magmava 6 років тому +416

    1:38 Or worse...

    • @neonatom8646
      @neonatom8646 6 років тому +14

      I don't understand it.. .-.

    • @djayden4661
      @djayden4661 6 років тому +28

      I just dropped something lemme get it real qui-wait a minute

    • @Noknes
      @Noknes 6 років тому +4

      @@dragonplayz4215 or worse....

    • @auliasilkapianis1482
      @auliasilkapianis1482 5 років тому +5

      Or worse *SPLASH

    • @KeystoneRecce
      @KeystoneRecce 5 років тому +9

      *drops soap*
      Whoops lemme get that.
      *everyone looks at me*
      Ok I’m almo-
      y my butt so weird

  • @Сокодмалине
    @Сокодмалине 6 років тому +647

    *Dad*
    Why is the FBI here?

  • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
    @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 7 років тому +204

    Instructions were not clear. Ended up walking all the way to hawaii.

    • @sotozephyre1112
      @sotozephyre1112 7 років тому +4

      Princess TNT omg are you Jesus?!

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 років тому

      TheStrangeFishlikeEntity ANOTHER DANGANRONPA FAN?!

    • @oldcringeaccloveit
      @oldcringeaccloveit 6 років тому

      jiggly puff no

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 років тому

      GoldenGamer he has a danganronpa profil pic. AND YOUR PIC IS A DEAD MEME

    • @nekonii7148
      @nekonii7148 6 років тому

      Nice job! Time to track your ip and send you back!

  • @nathentengi3297
    @nathentengi3297 6 років тому +355

    How to stop an addiction.
    How to win the lottery.
    How to win at the casino game.
    How to always win monoply.
    How to pick out clothes.
    How to win at golf.
    How to get a tank.
    How to get a yt channel.
    How to escape a horror movie.
    How to become a Jedi.
    How to pick out the right dog.
    How to open a business or move theater.
    How to become a us govenor.
    How to become a adult.
    How to become a dictator.
    How to pick out lunch.
    How to picout the right jewlery.
    How to give your girlfriend\wife or boy the right gift.
    How to rob a plane?
    How to create blank.
    How to be a Kung Fu master.
    How to kidnap Scooby Doo.

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 років тому +6

      3 of your 4 request are addictions lol

    • @nathentengi3297
      @nathentengi3297 6 років тому +3

      Said how to win is important

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 років тому

      With the lottery there is no way to win the odds are never in your favour same with casino

    • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
      @fuzzzbuzzz4208 6 років тому +2

      Those aren’t really epic, they’re kinda just sad

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 років тому

      @@fuzzzbuzzz4208 true

  • @Aeroshifter
    @Aeroshifter 8 років тому +415

    Or you could always just get four people in clown masks to break you out while you're being transferred.

    • @potatogod9737
      @potatogod9737 8 років тому +27

      One of them will probably leave during the breakout though.

    • @dennis2129
      @dennis2129 8 років тому +2

      lol gta v ;)

    • @ArcaneFuror
      @ArcaneFuror 8 років тому +24

      payday 2 :3

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 років тому +4

      +Arcane Furor Thank you, someone finally got it!

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 років тому +3

      +Dionisis Milonas Nah, I'm thinking more like Payday

  • @Kentucky_Caveman
    @Kentucky_Caveman 8 років тому +316

    combine breaking out of jail and faking your death, you got the perfect escape.

    • @KingOmega123
      @KingOmega123 7 років тому +23

      Noah Sanders and live out in Vanuatu for the rest of your life

    • @vanessachard3248
      @vanessachard3248 7 років тому +4

      Noah Sanders that's how to get buried alive

    • @Twelvebeans
      @Twelvebeans 7 років тому +3

      Redstone Legend Please read it again.

    • @Christian-qn7ve
      @Christian-qn7ve 7 років тому +2

      Noah Sanders dude thas an escape from the escapists 2

    • @MuffinCIub
      @MuffinCIub 7 років тому +1

      Noah Sanders i was think the same thing

  • @kawaiimelissagaming4775
    @kawaiimelissagaming4775 8 років тому +1659

    how to survive a tsunami

  • @caskeizer3973
    @caskeizer3973 6 років тому +1571

    How to get out of jail
    1. Don’t get in jail
    That’s it

    • @hopeslover6778
      @hopeslover6778 5 років тому +13

      OH MY GOD YOURE A GENIUS

    • @orangemango1254
      @orangemango1254 5 років тому +3

      Q2000000

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 5 років тому +16

      To get out, you need to get in.

    • @truthworld7721
      @truthworld7721 5 років тому

      The question is how to get out of jail.

    • @amigoconmigo
      @amigoconmigo 5 років тому +1

      True because if you have 9 years old jail
      Just wait 9 years and you will be free

  • @andrecurtis6625
    @andrecurtis6625 6 років тому +133

    Rules of escaping:
    1. Format, know the format of the prison and its weaknesses
    2. Routine, know the guards near u and their routines
    3. Help from the inside or outside

  • @Skythedragon
    @Skythedragon 8 років тому +399

    Best way of getting out: never get in!

  • @idfkgohst9942
    @idfkgohst9942 6 років тому +641

    dislikes are from people who didnt escape prison

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 років тому +3

      and got stuck at least two years.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 років тому

      @minecraftgamer girl they would get out of prison after their time and leave a dislike on the non helpful video.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 років тому

      @minecraftgamer girl libraries anyone?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 років тому

      @minecraftgamer girl or computer labs?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 років тому

      @minecraftgamer girl its not that they have no computer access after their time in prison just limited computer access.

  • @jacobcrawford9146
    @jacobcrawford9146 3 роки тому +37

    this is the most accurate representation ive heard from a popular creator about prison gangs and respect. It's true, you don't have to join a gang. People will respect you if you stick up for yourself. Even if you're a scrawny ass dude that gets his ass beat, if you fight back, you're golden. Respect is everything. Not fighting back means you don't respect yourself.

  • @taxis_net
    @taxis_net 9 років тому +300

    How to survive in a war

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 років тому +2

      Ταξιάρχης Φοίβος Μπλούνας run away from it ?

    • @DivinosSigma1
      @DivinosSigma1 9 років тому +4

      Hircine Yes, outrun bullets and artillery fire, sounds like a great plan...

    • @MecMachinic
      @MecMachinic 9 років тому

      Casusl just out run the hostilities/armies. it takes time to set up a war after everyone decides that they do not like each other.

    • @StefanSchenkel
      @StefanSchenkel 9 років тому

      Hircine deserters will be executed.. That's a shameful way to day if you ask me

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 років тому +2

      Stefan Schenkel he said How to survive in a war
      he never said you was a part of the war so why would you be a deserter ?

  • @bossop888
    @bossop888 8 років тому +292

    whos watching this in jail ?

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 8 років тому +33

      I am following the steps. Im currently walking out right now

    • @olusumboogunleye8518
      @olusumboogunleye8518 8 років тому +2

      Are you?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 8 років тому +28

      I'm in jail! It's pretty nice here, though. We got drugs, basketball, drugs, a sauna, drugs, a coffee shop, drugs, a shooting range, and drugs! And the guards are actually just cardboard cutouts, but they think we don't know. And there's drugs.

    • @mrcheckhammmer
      @mrcheckhammmer 8 років тому +6

      +Peyton White (Arsenal of Democracy) are there drugs though?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 8 років тому +3

      +MrCheckHammer Maybe.

  • @KreSade01
    @KreSade01 9 років тому +132

    How to build a death star. No questions please.

    • @user-ok8vh7zq9s
      @user-ok8vh7zq9s 9 років тому

      You tried

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 9 років тому +10

      +Jonathan Petrosky How to dispose of a body. No questions please.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 9 років тому +1

      ***** Death star can blow up planets. Don't need to dispose a body. Its vaporized.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 9 років тому +1

      lol random transparency

    • @sushifoxy1853
      @sushifoxy1853 9 років тому

      +lol random lol

  • @animeisfordorks2737
    @animeisfordorks2737 4 роки тому +15

    I miss this man watched him when I was in my last year of middle school

  • @snapnote2926
    @snapnote2926 6 років тому +40

    5:52
    This... this extradition treaty is beautiful.

  • @DLCSpider
    @DLCSpider 9 років тому +572

    How to hide a dead body. PLEASE BE QUICK, IT STARTS TO SMELL

    • @agcat92
      @agcat92 9 років тому +2

      DLC Spider You can melt it with chemical?

    • @CommieGlorp
      @CommieGlorp 9 років тому +41

      DLC Spider Don't do it in a bathtub.

    • @dahulius
      @dahulius 9 років тому +27

      Cut it to pieces, use a mixer to make all meat and muscles into either liquid or semi-liquid, crush all the bones into tiny pieces and flush it all down the toilet. Make sure to clean everything with bleach afterward...maybe flush some to (or drain cleaner) to make sure you're clean.

    • @DLCSpider
      @DLCSpider 9 років тому +23

      Problem sovled. Ate it.

    • @assikopp123
      @assikopp123 9 років тому +31

      Next time dig a 10 feet hole, throw the body in, fill it back to 5ft depth, throw a dead dog in, fill hole, done.
      No one digs below a buried dog, trust me.

  • @Jayde396
    @Jayde396 7 років тому +172

    I bet prison guards watched this just in case

  • @kritikall.
    @kritikall. 6 років тому +529

    Never drop the soap. DON’T DO IT
    Edit:Thanks For 111 likes guys!!
    Edit: I’m taking this comment down next month

  • @AvianDnD
    @AvianDnD 9 років тому +3518

    HOW TO PASS FINAL EXAMS

    • @TheKikou18
      @TheKikou18 9 років тому +53

      Avian Edits Be a genius and do nothing, it works !

    • @AvianDnD
      @AvianDnD 9 років тому +34

      Sporarum Hōshi tried that. i have to retake 3 exams 6 tests and prepare for 5 other exams.

    • @behemothokun
      @behemothokun 9 років тому +25

      Avian Edits pay attention in class, this way no extra learning is required; it worked for me.

    • @AvianDnD
      @AvianDnD 9 років тому +8

      Behemothokun try that too. still same result

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 9 років тому +16

      Avian Edits Or how to cheat on exams... that's more Epic How To's style.

  • @AlbertoTamez
    @AlbertoTamez 9 років тому +201

    how to pass school quickley

    • @Shohaikan
      @Shohaikan 9 років тому +45

      Alberto Tamez You can start out by spelling correctly.

    • @itsobviiouz7988
      @itsobviiouz7988 9 років тому +2

      Looki Garushia LMFAO!

    • @MastaGambit
      @MastaGambit 9 років тому +1

      Looki Garushia That's actually true. XD

    • @AndreiBurykin
      @AndreiBurykin 9 років тому

      Alberto Tamez Prison)))))

    • @collinwowfan
      @collinwowfan 9 років тому

      Looki Garushia best one

  • @chilling8831
    @chilling8831 7 років тому +156

    So what im getting from this is
    dont join a gang
    pick a fight with someone and get your ass beat so you wont get raped
    ask timmy from down the block to use his helicopter to fly you out
    and go to vanuatu

  • @SneakrCanada
    @SneakrCanada 6 років тому +12

    Finally they did how to break out of school EVERYONE LISTEN UP

  • @niamh1479
    @niamh1479 9 років тому +108

    how to be an assassin

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 років тому +2

      Tiggers claws Do you want to know how to kill someone, or how to find someone who will pay you to do it?

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 9 років тому +8

      Daniel Carrier probably he means jumping from roof on enemy, like in AC

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 9 років тому +4

      HeavySandvichGuy1 A better guide would be how to fall from great heights while keeping bone breaking and other injuries to a minimum.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 років тому

      Prof. Luigi Use a parachute.

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 9 років тому

      Tiggers claws or hitman :)

  • @joshuaosei5628
    @joshuaosei5628 9 років тому +58

    Prisons are watching this I guess. We gotta step up our game.

    • @dapperjens8086
      @dapperjens8086 9 років тому +3

      XD Your picture matches ur comment perfectly

    • @joshuaosei5628
      @joshuaosei5628 9 років тому

      Dovah of the Blue Lol 😂

    • @6kang971
      @6kang971 9 років тому

      you are from jk right?

  • @cubeyfan2541
    @cubeyfan2541 5 років тому +40

    Me: This is some pretty useful tips!
    *Robs a bank and gets arrested for 5-10 yrs*
    Me in prison: *OH S### I FORGOT THE VIDEO*

  • @Art-py4qo
    @Art-py4qo 7 років тому +292

    how to survive a whooping from ur mum

    • @tl3795
      @tl3795 7 років тому +11

      AxrtPlays just don't get into one in the first place or fake ur death while running

    • @summerboyd3862
      @summerboyd3862 7 років тому +6

      Something Something lolol legos save the day again.

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 років тому +1

      Summer Boyd No they don't. They hurt you.

    • @somelitkid7188
      @somelitkid7188 7 років тому

      Something Something thanks

    • @johnnyweetard4482
      @johnnyweetard4482 7 років тому

      AxrtPlays its impossible.

  • @Jp-ow6nm
    @Jp-ow6nm 8 років тому +117

    Thanks I'll be sure to tell my dad on my next visit

    • @willemw6799
      @willemw6799 8 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaqhahhahwhqhwhahahahahahahahaahha

    • @hr-cf9no
      @hr-cf9no 8 років тому +5

      EMPANADA GAMING
      I hope he manages to get out! Good luck!

    • @jolenelies7104
      @jolenelies7104 8 років тому +1

      EMPANADA GAMING lmao

    • @ElijahMaki
      @ElijahMaki 7 років тому

      EMPANADA GAMING is it out yet

    • @GenyLady
      @GenyLady 7 років тому +1

      GAMING is a great game but the fact that every game has been made for the best is the game for the iPhone and iPad game so much fun for all my family friends and friends who have been playing the same games for a long while they have to do with my life but they don't like me to try it again and again but it doesn't have the game to play it all of my time

  • @underdasink8641
    @underdasink8641 8 років тому +703

    I told this to my dad and the next day he's on the lose

    • @dannydao9207
      @dannydao9207 8 років тому +2

      XD

    • @ethical7170
      @ethical7170 8 років тому +2

      ERC MOTION ERC MOTION How long did he stay gone or is he still gone?

    • @meterman1000
      @meterman1000 8 років тому +1

      Really

    • @ameromari4195
      @ameromari4195 8 років тому

      Fat Turtle that's sad

    • @bigshmitty169
      @bigshmitty169 7 років тому +6

      Theslaver 28 lol sounds like you lost your grammar in jail.

  • @chishebono3423
    @chishebono3423 5 років тому +18

    0:01
    How to escape from jail or school 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 роки тому +1

      Vents, know your vent systems and ya Golden.

  • @Kevi.n
    @Kevi.n 7 років тому +1013

    THANKS VERY MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO MY DAD IS LIVING UNDER MY BED :D

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 8 років тому +38

    Well...I'm definitely on some sort of watch list now

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 років тому +141

    The prison population of the US is a tenth the size of the population of Australia.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 років тому +1

      *****
      That's just crazy.

    • @diarmuid4191
      @diarmuid4191 8 років тому +1

      +Boglenight Half of Ireland we have 4,000,000

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 років тому +1

      my countrys population
      Latvia 2 million

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 років тому

      WALLe COOKIE
      Wow, that's freaky.
      Also I haven't heard of your country before but it has a nice name where about in the world is it?

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 років тому

      +BC 07135
      will you agree that we baltics share nothing with slavs.

  • @heresthepork4220
    @heresthepork4220 6 років тому

    I get the feeling if you ever go to court the police might find this upload on your PC

  • @rothroth8127
    @rothroth8127 9 років тому +141

    How to become a millionaire by just sitting in front of computer

    • @brcha
      @brcha 9 років тому

      Puthearoth Buth Try making facebook or google or microsoft or apple.

    • @Fantasmafamiglia
      @Fantasmafamiglia 9 років тому +16

      Puthearoth Buth play games and yell and do stupid sounds and faces every 5 sec easy pewdiepie level

    • @EhtaZUGGE
      @EhtaZUGGE 9 років тому

      Puthearoth Buth They already made "how to make money buy playing video games" or something like that

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 9 років тому

      Puthearoth Buth If you're a woman, you can do sexy things on your webcam.

    • @rothroth8127
      @rothroth8127 9 років тому

      EhtaZUGGE well i prefer sth more like App, Soft , Web, game....Developers.. stuffs like that

  • @jacketyt6992
    @jacketyt6992 8 років тому +82

    In Germany it isn't illegal to break out of jail, because it's the will/a human instinct of freedom

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 7 років тому +5

      JacketYT so what happens of you escape and get caught?

    • @marcuss5089
      @marcuss5089 7 років тому +13

      Sabertooth just looked it up and it said that once you are caught you return to Jail with the same amount of year as your current prison sentence

    • @stellabell9074
      @stellabell9074 2 роки тому

      A fu**ing murderer can bail out of jail pending trial if they have enough power, prestige and $$$ and hire a solid Attorney with a solid case (or use their $$$ to flee the USA to a Non-allied country and go on murdering people) while someone Poor who committed a Victimless crime will sit in jail and rot and never get a fair chance to defend themselves, possibly spending the next 5 or 10 years (or longer thanks to Mandatory Minimum laws, which are insane- like, a person can get 25 years for stealing a can of tuna if they've already been caught a few other times doing the same thing) for a crime that never hurt a single soul.

  • @KJ-sx5wd
    @KJ-sx5wd 6 років тому +1

    I hate how they say that they aren’t responsible if you get in trouble by the law and basically they’re giving us ideas to break the law

  • @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645
    @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645 8 років тому +310

    if i was a homeless man then i would want to go to prison. why? because you have food and a shelter.

    • @Stunder0319
      @Stunder0319 8 років тому +16

      Epic how to:Get food and shelter as a homeless person.
      Step 1:Do something illegal and do it BIG.(well not till you get executed)
      Step 2:Now your in prison for ? years.
      Step 3:if you got out because you served you punishment DO STEP 1 & 2 AGAIN but make your illegal activity become less illegal if you do it again because they might gather alot of illegal activity from you and execute you for all your big illegal activity

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 8 років тому +12

      It depends where you live but over 90% of countries in the world, if not all of them cannot execute prisoners anymore.

    • @rikumajumder1558
      @rikumajumder1558 8 років тому +2

      Or maybe just murder a family and live in their house and then move on to another one...

    • @bigloud7067
      @bigloud7067 7 років тому

      I want a statistic on the 90% thing

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 років тому

      It was an exaggeration. The point is not a lot of countries anymore condone or allow execution

  • @LPJ2
    @LPJ2 9 років тому +66

    3:52 , with a German's engineering skills , i wouldn't be surprised .

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 років тому

      its easier to make a gun then you think so im surpised that no one else made a gun in prison

    • @Cerez
      @Cerez 9 років тому

      +Di Dxpeo That prisoner in Germany was from Yugoslavia.

    • @LPJ2
      @LPJ2 9 років тому

      ShadesSrbija Where did you learn that ;) ?

    • @Cerez
      @Cerez 9 років тому

      Di Dxpeo Documentary on TV.

    • @LPJ2
      @LPJ2 9 років тому +4

      ShadesSrbija German engineering is so good , even a Yugoslav is learning engineering , lol .

  • @arturorodriguez9656
    @arturorodriguez9656 6 років тому +1

    Oh shoot I said “Sorry officer excuse me.” That got me another 10 years.

  • @BorinGTv
    @BorinGTv 9 років тому +126

    Who else subscribes to this channel just for EPIC HOW TO?

  • @billyfoster7339
    @billyfoster7339 6 років тому +100

    I already know how to escape prison just punch a electric box that says don't punch me then crawl under the fence get in the yellow or grey car and go to the criminal base and get a gun and let everyone els out of jail

  • @sweetvictoria7842
    @sweetvictoria7842 9 років тому +169

    How to rob a bank

    • @Andreyy1995
      @Andreyy1995 9 років тому +1

      Yes Pls

    • @kristofferdjuve3631
      @kristofferdjuve3631 9 років тому

      Yeah how to rob a bank

    • @salenstormwing
      @salenstormwing 9 років тому +7

      Evil Ken That should have been the Epic How To before Epic How To Break out of prison.

    • @uldupits17
      @uldupits17 9 років тому

      Evil Ken Yea and how to spend your money safely afterwards while laying low at the same time.. :)) :D

  • @Winter-mh3lb
    @Winter-mh3lb 6 років тому

    I hate to poke a hole in this plan but often in prisions that are smaller the guards can tell who you are even in civilian clothes and in big enough prisions where that's less likely they are more apt to have strict rules about who can leave without id

  • @OakTheGuy
    @OakTheGuy 6 років тому +74

    goodluck being spied on Google after watching this video

  • @dude37
    @dude37 9 років тому +216

    How to take over the world... Not that I need a plan, because I already have one. Spoilers - It involves hamsters trained in the ninja arts. No one will see them coming, and by the time they do, it'll be too late. And when the dust settles, you all will bow before me and my unstoppable ninja hamster army

    • @ShikanNopp
      @ShikanNopp 9 років тому

      The Dork Knight lol well thought out plan

    • @Avalanche272_
      @Avalanche272_ 9 років тому +13

      The Dork Knight Oh man... You thought of ninja hamsters too? Dammit...

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 9 років тому +1

      The Dork Knight Bring on the ninja snake army, watch your back...

    • @mmamarac
      @mmamarac 9 років тому +2

      The Dork Knight sorry but gingers have already started. Too late. MUAJAJAJJAJA

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 9 років тому

      The Dork Knight That plan won't work unless they are mutant teenagers as well.

  • @MovedErmOk
    @MovedErmOk 7 років тому +156

    How to survive without internet

    • @3bimm
      @3bimm 7 років тому

      Nope

    • @PurplePowered
      @PurplePowered 7 років тому +2

      You have internet right now so your good

    • @weegee5134
      @weegee5134 7 років тому +4

      Redie27 thats impawsible

    • @timothy8045
      @timothy8045 6 років тому +5

      sonic. exe I use data

    • @kowlprod7498
      @kowlprod7498 6 років тому

      Are you in toppat clan? Coz i am. Ever notice my profile pic? Probably not.

  • @draco9291
    @draco9291 6 років тому +9

    As a former inmate I’m very grateful for this video 👍

  • @farzanayesmin9143
    @farzanayesmin9143 7 років тому +50

    thx so much i escaped prison from this vid Xd

  • @CaptSumTingWong1
    @CaptSumTingWong1 9 років тому +63

    How to hijack a plane... I uhh I'm asking for a friend.

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 років тому +8

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong You know what lets just go with how to survive a plane crash...

    • @TobiDub
      @TobiDub 9 років тому +7

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 років тому +3

      TobiDub Forgot that was my name XD that makes my comment perfect!

    • @Kothlim
      @Kothlim 9 років тому +3

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Does your friend frequent the Aloha Snackbar?

    • @dragonskull4410
      @dragonskull4410 9 років тому

      Bro that's not cool it happened next in my neighborhood

  • @MarqueeliusThe_III
    @MarqueeliusThe_III Рік тому +1

    As a prisoner, thank you for this tutorial I’m currently waiting for the perfect moment to initiate my plan.

  • @ewanlorimer1152
    @ewanlorimer1152 7 років тому +52

    someone watching this has been to jail

    • @AquaBubblez13
      @AquaBubblez13 7 років тому

      Ewan Lorimer you

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 7 років тому +2

      Nah bruh

    • @xEminent
      @xEminent 6 років тому

      SkylerE Gamer but when I went to ur channel it shows u playing minecraft and showing a dog getting groomed

    • @andretron78
      @andretron78 6 років тому

      Skeler game your a kid like me

  • @hamzah9522
    @hamzah9522 7 років тому +87

    How to survive death

    • @thedonshel
      @thedonshel 7 років тому +2

      you just watched the video how

  • @ThomasStCroix
    @ThomasStCroix 9 років тому +85

    How to become a member of the fbi of any other secret agency (mi5 maybe?)

  • @MakBlank
    @MakBlank 6 років тому

    Disclaimer we're not attempting to break prisoners out and this guy is like THIS IS HOW WE GON BREAK YO ASS OUT

  • @thomaslongo3735
    @thomaslongo3735 8 років тому +284

    how to get out of jail: not commit a crime in the first place

  • @randomstuff8802
    @randomstuff8802 6 років тому +50

    Imma show this to my prison buddy

    • @galbedrac1912
      @galbedrac1912 6 років тому +2

      U can't

    • @Random22
      @Random22 6 років тому +1

      r/woooosh

    • @LiEnby
      @LiEnby 6 років тому

      +MrDerpFace drop it in from a drone xD

    • @bilalrb_
      @bilalrb_ 6 років тому

      MrDerpFace r/wooosh

  • @spiicypotato
    @spiicypotato 7 років тому +153

    Thank you for this! I broke out of jail easily! *FIVE TIMES!*

    • @Chiayiklin
      @Chiayiklin 7 років тому +1

      _ SkyOfMeow _ Whaaaaaaaat

    • @powerfxxvlvyt4549
      @powerfxxvlvyt4549 7 років тому +14

      This is the F.BI. We found you hahahahah

    • @billnyethegamerguy4408
      @billnyethegamerguy4408 7 років тому +8

      Varun's World What Branch of The FBI is called Varun's World??

    • @kittycatlover5659
      @kittycatlover5659 7 років тому +4

      Yeah, Have fun 1 week of freedom, until the cops find you again

    • @stellajean9854
      @stellajean9854 7 років тому +5

      Guess what I'm apart of the F.B.I
      And all of you are suspects and will get turned in after we find you
      Just kidden not f.b.i

  • @kersondedxx2006
    @kersondedxx2006 6 років тому +7

    He he Thanks! I just went to Area 51 but I got arrested....I watched your video and you just helped me to get out of Jail...Thanks So Much.
    You: *Wait, how'd you get your phone and WiFi?*
    Me: Ummmmmmm.....Don't ask

  • @Nvhl34
    @Nvhl34 8 років тому +73

    You probably should have covered how you are supposed to travel overseas as a wanted man.

    • @sircodedred5006
      @sircodedred5006 8 років тому

      easy just build a small boat or fake a passport

    • @Nvhl34
      @Nvhl34 8 років тому +16

      +TheFireKing Gaming Yes building a small boat that can travel thousands of miles, and faking a passport post 9/11. Two very easy things.

    • @thefailninja238
      @thefailninja238 8 років тому

      +Nvhl34 dont worry he was a detainee that escaped 2 times with those tricks

    • @ImKatric
      @ImKatric 8 років тому

      Nvhl34 so true how will you get an airport pass?

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 8 років тому +6

      Nvhl34 smuggle yourself onto a ship?

  • @fade6827
    @fade6827 8 років тому +32

    Who else read the hilarious extradition treaty paper

  • @armanpannah9695
    @armanpannah9695 9 років тому +15

    Thank you so much I'm in Vanuatu right know after breaking out I could have never done it without this video

  • @danknecoarc7174
    @danknecoarc7174 4 роки тому +2

    Bring back this series!

  • @robertharaldsson2881
    @robertharaldsson2881 6 років тому +50

    How to break out of the friend zone

    • @jeanlukvolker5130
      @jeanlukvolker5130 6 років тому +1

      Robert Haraldsson tell them #### off and boom, you are not friends with them anymore

    • @coldz4683
      @coldz4683 6 років тому

      @@jeanlukvolker5130 it's not that friend zone ...

    • @shrekthelord3347
      @shrekthelord3347 6 років тому

      ColdZ r/woooosh

    • @coldz4683
      @coldz4683 6 років тому

      @@shrekthelord3347 but that can be an satire or a real thing.

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 6 років тому

      ColdZ r/woooosh

  • @malcolm7915
    @malcolm7915 7 років тому +235

    how to survive a school shooting

    • @itzt0a5t95
      @itzt0a5t95 7 років тому +28

      TheBlueNinja join them

    • @3leafcloverr
      @3leafcloverr 7 років тому +8

      Grab anything that can knock a person out (textbook, chair, ect) fukING SMACK THE MOFO FROM BEHIND OVER AND OVER TILL THEY STOP MOVING . If there is more than one. Do this to one then bolt it lying low. Repeat to others. If you get shot at least you saved a couple people rite? Idk I hate people so idk if I care.
      Alternate way. (Depressed way) walk right up to the person and beg them to kill you :D most likely they will wuss out. But maybe you can escape life one day ;)

    • @malcolm7915
      @malcolm7915 7 років тому

      Thank you for his infomation.

    • @3leafcloverr
      @3leafcloverr 7 років тому +2

      TheBlueNinja just trieing to make this world a better place, ya know?

    • @malcolm7915
      @malcolm7915 7 років тому +2

      Totally.

  •  9 років тому +11

    I honestly think that this was the most reasonable and well made episode of the Epic How To series. Keep it up.

  • @relaxedamphibian2933
    @relaxedamphibian2933 4 роки тому +4

    I wish this series was still around 😔

  • @iota-09
    @iota-09 9 років тому +17

    someone MUST make an infinite screen meme of 6:51

    • @daxxas159
      @daxxas159 9 років тому

      iota-09 there is the screenshot, but you need to insert the text because i don't have idea
      puu.sh/hEWnD/3a4c34a7b6.jpg

    • @iklone
      @iklone 9 років тому +1

      daxxas159 That is exactly the wrong bit

    • @Ayyyyther
      @Ayyyyther 9 років тому +5

      daxxas159 You're doing it wrong...
      puu.sh/hFprI/718b2815fd.png

    • @TeboxYT
      @TeboxYT 9 років тому

      iota-09 you mean a GIF?

    • @bryanwesterveld5287
      @bryanwesterveld5287 9 років тому

      TeboxYT No, I think he means a picture of a screen in a screen in a screen in a screen.

  • @ducko6358
    @ducko6358 6 років тому +24

    Did anyone realize the comment that said jail or school?

  • @gdaman3700
    @gdaman3700 6 років тому +27

    This video is perfect for ditching school

  • @bharatshah3797
    @bharatshah3797 4 роки тому +2

    " No , Mr. Warden , I was just ..... watching this for entertainment ."
    - My last words before solitary confinement

  • @airshock3r148
    @airshock3r148 7 років тому +170

    how do be successful at UA-cam

  • @paulcedrix4900
    @paulcedrix4900 7 років тому +40

    How to survive a sinking ship

  • @karol._.1229
    @karol._.1229 Рік тому +3

    I MISS THIS SHOW

  • @biminygamin8927
    @biminygamin8927 8 років тому +8

    All of the dislikes are from cops.

  • @kluang1
    @kluang1 9 років тому +51

    How to build a giant mecha

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 9 років тому +1

      capz Yes!

    • @juanrragm9402
      @juanrragm9402 9 років тому

      capz with tons of money

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 9 років тому +1

      juanrra GM
      That depends on how much is made per opensource, DIY or paying someone to do the work.The Material costs will be high, but can vary

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 9 років тому +2

      capz This...

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 9 років тому +2

      Korey Daniel is a must.

  • @xuexingjie
    @xuexingjie 7 років тому +100

    How to escape school!

    • @Alexander-vm2ox
      @Alexander-vm2ox 6 років тому +5

      Luna walk out the door

    • @soup7917
      @soup7917 6 років тому +1

      ReBeL - Fortnite Godammit there's still fortnite players lurking around

    • @danzsyy
      @danzsyy 6 років тому

      This is that video

    • @onlisexyt
      @onlisexyt 6 років тому

      Yea

    • @xnight3232
      @xnight3232 6 років тому

      OMG GG 👏 👏 👏 meme review

  • @kitzen1795
    @kitzen1795 4 роки тому

    Wait this was five years ago??? Jesus how time flies

  • @chibicat8478
    @chibicat8478 8 років тому +210

    How to get out of jail;
    Don't go in the first place

  • @Hiro-ie3wj
    @Hiro-ie3wj 7 років тому +129

    How to escape homework.

  • @TheDutchRiposte
    @TheDutchRiposte 9 років тому +46

    how to survive an apocalypse

    • @TheKikou18
      @TheKikou18 9 років тому +1

      Risky Beaver The show take a lot of real-life information, so that will be hard ....

  • @Hello-ht1wy
    @Hello-ht1wy 6 років тому +134

    Alright if i fail to hack vbucks to my fortnite account i know what to do

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 6 років тому +30

    Breaking out of jail is easy.
    The hard part is winning your court case.

  • @potatogirl6316
    @potatogirl6316 8 років тому +82

    how to survive a terrorist attack

    • @TheBcm3585
      @TheBcm3585 7 років тому

      Antanas what if it's a suicide attack

    • @leepicmartin7878
      @leepicmartin7878 7 років тому

      easy stay in a bunker i come up every hour my house gets bombed at least twice a week

  • @bjrock1235
    @bjrock1235 6 років тому +39

    How would you flee the country? By boat? Cause I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested at the airport. Also even if you make it how would you get legal immigration?

    • @jeanlukvolker5130
      @jeanlukvolker5130 6 років тому

      You need under the radar flight. Now unfortunately, you usually need either connections or knowledge of the trade. This proves very difficult. And some countries are pretty easy to get citizenship

  • @thelegendz5789
    @thelegendz5789 3 роки тому +1

    All you got to do is close your eyes and slowly walk out. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

  • @MakeSomething
    @MakeSomething 9 років тому +6

    As a likely future inmate this has a lot of great tips!

  • @roadrollarequiem8560
    @roadrollarequiem8560 6 років тому +90

    you don't need this video to know how to break out of jail just play jailbreak on roblox and it'll teach ya