African children are unironically way better students than any blacks in America. They still have a respectful culture, the fear of god in them and parents that’ll whoop their ass for bad behaviour.
I understand it and I’m not even American, they love ‘high end’ sports fashion, they love sports and they also love to commit crime and get angry at police when caught.
@@karlschauff7989 "He got into some bath salts and ate my child's face, but he just needs love and unrestricted access to a high trust society to flourish!"
I saw one of those the other day and the more I'm exposed to it, the more it makes my blood boil at how much money those scams must be making from clueless mongoloids (mostly female). take that level of chicanery for the gain of manipulative lowlife shysters, combine it with millions of knuckle-dragging consumer units who couldn't change a tire / consider frozen nuggies an acceptable regular meal for their kids, and expand that to a civilizational level, and you have the last 80-ish years of liberal governing leading to every white first-world country currently hanging by a thread. it's a lot harder to imagine the impact on a macro level unless you've actually had some experience of catastrophic loss or failure from the system affect you or friends and family, so it doesn't make me as viscerally mad, just dead inside.
I study at a very liberal uni and he's spot on with the whole "progressive to the point, where you actually look down on everyone" vibe all these people have
Oh 100%. Worked with lady like that, well meaning but failed to understand her views were insanely racist. Case and point on gentrification she thought it meant just rich white people or rather that only white people could do it. Ask her was that the case in china, Japan, Kenya as well. Then asked if she thought only white people could be rich enough to do it and then explained that she needed to forget the BS racist shit she was taught at uni and realize that its a class thing/social economic thing and assuming anyone who isn't white is poor is stupid. Nearly had her in tears and what probably stung her more is no one on the table stood up for her.
As a fellow teacher in a hood area, Sam’s dead on the nail. The black and Hispanic kids are very anti-pc and say the most out of pocket stuff constantly. You have to be real with them and treat them like humans, not treat them like they’re ticking time bombs of oppression and discrimination.
Yeah basically. I was in juvi back in the day. I got along just fine because I didn’t piss my pants if one of them spoke to me. They would look for that nervous reaction and if you were shook, they’d pounce.
It’s gotta suck for people who donate to Sam because you have a 50/50 chance of getting a rant out of Sam or him not even acknowledging the donation message.
I mean, don't give money to someone for no reason other than them saying something... If you do, you're a mug and deserve not to have your silly paid comment read out.
Imagine going massively into debt at 28 years old with a MASTER'S just to be a public high school English teacher making 40k. The man clearly hasn't been listening.
It would be so funny if he went to Turkey to get the surgery and ended up with a full amazing head of hair and did tons of research on the country while he's there just to fuck with Hassan.
Generally, new teachers are forced to first teach at Title 1 (poor / ghetto) schools first. It's extraordinarily backwards. And if you try to write them up, the admin calls you racist and puts you on a shit list.
I had a first grader intentionally piss herself Daily. My supervisor for new teachers insinuated I was racist and singling her out in a 75% black class
@@sureokkamerican blacks are an entire demographic of spoiled brats. I hear this a lot from African immigrants. Its a natural consequence of never having to learn accountability. No matter what happens to you, you always have your built in excuse which is repeated to you over and over, so you grow up spoiled mentally. Ironically its like an entire demographic of the stereotypical nihilist yuppy white failson from a rich family, just minus the money. No accountability. Every western country has its "original sin" it must atone for, and the entire political discourse revolves around that. One of the negatives of a society founded on christian morals is we are weak to oppression narratives. So we naturally have a demographic who is >50% parasites. You can always sense which is a real adult and which is a man-child/woman-child just off facial expression
That's fucked up, being a teacher nowadays is the same as being a prison guard. I don't think these ghetto youth can have a better life knowing full well they'll end up in prison or being a slave to a mobster(even if they escape the hellhole it's hardcore but jesus is everywhere).
I had maybe 2 teachers like Sam who understood they had to appeal to our interests to make learning engaging. Everyone else was like a boomer parent. All they could do was threaten us.
My brother had a similar experience but at his work. Hes the GM for a restaurant and this group of scholarly young men like to hangout at the restaurant where they buy just enough to avoid getting kicked out for loitering there for several hours. He happened to stop by a gas station one day and one of these future doctors recognized him and asked if he was that mean manager that discriminates against them by charging them for the extra dipping sauce they get with their food. Brother just flat out told him that any free sauce they give out comes out of his paycheck since he has to buy the sauce. Upon realizing my bro is just securing his bag they immediately came to an understanding and something clicked in their heads. Since then they quit hassling his employees about the sauce and have begun cleaning up after themselves when they leave his restaurant.
@@WolfgangNS these people are future college graduates, doctors, astronauts, lawyers. They could have been a president's son in another life. Just downtrodden by the system man.
It's pretty much impossible to teach them the essence of anything. You just have to communicate through the most superficial trappings of status within their own culture.
@@sleezy2953we've been doing a good half century of race optimism and have less than 0 to show for it. Maybe if we throw more money at them, the problem will solve itself this time!
There was this liberal documentary praising these poor people choosing to help teach kids in school for low pay and it honestly just made me never wanna get involved with school again.
My grandmother, before she got Alzheimer’s, was a public elementary schoolteacher in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Sometimes she’d have to teach in North Tulsa, the black part of town, for semesters at a time. She said that she knew there was a limited amount of knowledge she was going to be able to get across to these black kids, so she focused all of her efforts on just teaching them how to read. She ignored the rest of the curriculum because she knew it would be wasted if these kids never learned how to read, and that all future schooling would be in vain if they didn’t gain this crucial skill first. I don’t know how any of her students turned out, and neither did she, but it seems like a good strategy, given the circumstances.
Once I was in a class in junior year, and out school is predominantly black and Hispanic. Well I was in a not “honors” class, and the teacher I guess was aware that the common student in that room wasn’t well behaved. He started his class with “who here is about that money!?” It was both the funniest and most offensive shit said to a group of students
I had a buddy who became a school counselor and they wanted him to be an inner city counselor because they couldn’t keep anyone for obvious reasons. He denied their offer and they lost their shit because they were so hard pressed to find anyone to deal with the level of insanity these schools were.
He didn't get redpilled. He was living in a hippy commune and called his wife's bull a mean word because the bull didn't please her enough. Did you not hear what Sam said?
As an upcoming teacher in their advanced student teaching placement, I'm sick of being told to integrate the physical differences of my students into the ways in which I address them. These kids aren't minority-based statistics and we set them up for a life of constant unhappiness if we force it down their throats that they're disadvantaged because of the color of their skin, their gender, or their sexuality. That goes doubly for putting the thought in students' heads that it's okay to shut someone up based solely upon the fact that they belong to a majority. It furthers divides people for no fucking reason other than the fact that some people think that others deserve special treatment for the most boring and unchangeable parts of their identity.
I honestly hate teachers. I think they are the most hypocritical, egotistical and just full of shit people I've met. But "these kids be disrespectful and shit", and you force kids to follow the most absurd rules, with power tripping teaching following some a g g agenda with these stupid gay biggers in charge. I've worked a LOT of jobs in my life. I am 36, I have been everything to working in law enforcement, construction, manufacturing, worked in group homes for the retarted, to being as lowly stupid Walmart employee. The whole idea of school being this MUST have in society has to go. Look bad and tell me if school taught you anything useful? All it taught me was my disdain for the government very early on. From the prison esc style environment, to the extreme overbearing rules that have no meaning, to the teachers acting like they own you and command respect out of them. It has more rules then the prison I worked in. The one time I was SRO subbing in for another officer, I had a music teacher mad because a kid kept playing his little retarted recorder YOU gave him and then asked me to ARREST him. She screamed at me because I wouldn't I took lil bro to the SRO office and gave him a Dr pepper and let him play on his phone. I don't work public sector anymore, but our school system is a circus, and if you think making kids have good grades matters in life, teachers should change professions. My kids are 100% homeschooled. And are turning out to be articulate little fuckers. This isn't directed at you but just the system.
"integrate the physical differences of my students into the ways in which I address them" Is this seriously what teachers are told to do in America? Can you give some examples of what you mean? I assume it doesn't involve calling black kids the N-word or something?
lol I am the same way with kids in certain parts of the city I substitute teach in. I straight up tell the kids "most of this stuff you'll forget, I mean, I know I did."
After 20 years of attempting to educate and "civilize" the Kikuyu people of Kenya, Lady Valeria Algiers in Robert Ruark's 1962 novel Uhuru declares: "Nobody, it seems, can do anything about the Africans.”
Why it’s hilarious to see leftists deal with illegal immigrants from the third world being sent to THEIR neighborhoods for a change. All that phony compassion goes out the window.
@@Shotzeethegamer I feel like it is more normal for an old person to want to teach kids than a young person. I see teaching as something for a retired person to do who wants to stay active in their community
@@wolfypilot School is more about socialization than actually learning things. Also, the best way to conserve a culture and not have children indoctrinated with stupid new age ideas is to have old people teach them.
My bother wanted to be a teacher. Didn’t have a choice in the matter. They’re forced to go to these schools b/c no one in their right mind would teach there full time 😂
I was in a differential equations class and once heard the black kids talk extensively about jordans but couldnt pay attention in class. They clearly have high potential but dont apply it outside of jordans and hellcats
@@alexyo2440 this one guy went on a rant once... 'fuck all this engineering shit. when i graduate ima buy me 5 yachts. im not bout that 9-5 desk shit.' reminded me of that 'we wuz kangs' thing
@@JustinDiazJokesthe black American culture seems to be about materialism more than anything , if a black guy thinks of even being outside the norm he’ll be called “whitey!” “Oh he tryna act WHITE! GET HIS ASS!” “Mannn dork ass mf”
@@daneszhuncho it is very boring and repetitive Jet as TTS robot: Hey Sam, my life sucks and i suck and im heading into a dead end job what should I do? Sam: HM cough First of all you should ummmm *looking at something else* read that again jet what was it oh yeah you hate your job you should not do that and you should think about it
Something about harmonizing quells any dissidence in the group. We had kids who you would think would be bad kids. But we had like a few Dr Umar but friendly types who did a really good job with us. That said a 90% urban school has it's drawbacks. Like kids who fight and they always got grouped up in the DOOM class that I imagine is utter hell to teach
@@voiceofreason2674Theyre very tribal by nature. it can be the most random series of beats with mumble baby gargle lyrics and if one dude is doing the boom box with his mouth, the whole gaggle will get in on it. Its a level of socialization that is cute at first but honestly becomes a headache after long periods of exposure. Basketball Fatigue is the #1 killer of tolerance in the US
I had a very liberal professor but he let people say whatever came to their mind. He'd explain why he disagreed and typically open a dialogue if we had time.
@@miilodude_8529 You’re telling strangers on the internet that you have trauma & are in introvert (which 88% of people self identify as), maybe you’re just gay dude.
my Norm MacDonald headcanon response to this: "Wow, a rich art school grad into polyamory, his life ruined in a moment of inflamed passions. That's really unexpected, I'd have thought it to be a more, ya know, monogamous, going to Catholic mass every Sunday sorta commune..."
me and my brothers and sisters all pinch in so that my nieces and nephews can go to private schools so that they avoid the blacks. nothing wrong with black people, but the kids in school dont want to learn and are always trying to cause drama to disrupt the class which just ruins the experience for the kids that want to do things the right way
My first student teaching experience was at a high school in Youngstown Ohio so yeah this is accurate Funniest thing about my experience was the field trip to the local jr league hockey game. 750 mostly black kids who didn’t give two shits about hockey until the gloves went off lol
should have taught Javascript to African kids instead
African children are unironically way better students than any blacks in America. They still have a respectful culture, the fear of god in them and parents that’ll whoop their ass for bad behaviour.
More like Jivescript am I right my man
Java crip
Dont worry about the african kids they already know javascript. Thats how they scam your aunties.
I don't drink coffee playa
Sam ironically really understands black culture
they're pretty simple minded creatures
Well he's a proud Jamaican man so I would hope so.
Yea weird how liberal white people are the most awful individuals to interact with minorities when they stan them the most
Shiiieee-, meng. Thas be our culta dat the bleck man stole from us along wit our history and techknowledgies n shiiiieeeeet nom sayin? WHITE-WHITE!
I understand it and I’m not even American, they love ‘high end’ sports fashion, they love sports and they also love to commit crime and get angry at police when caught.
They see black people the same way they see abused animals in those aspca commercials.
@@Ilovejoebidenforeverbased
Yeah they go down to the shelter and "rescue" the pitbull with a bad reputation.
true dat
@@karlschauff7989 "He got into some bath salts and ate my child's face, but he just needs love and unrestricted access to a high trust society to flourish!"
I saw one of those the other day and the more I'm exposed to it, the more it makes my blood boil at how much money those scams must be making from clueless mongoloids (mostly female).
take that level of chicanery for the gain of manipulative lowlife shysters, combine it with millions of knuckle-dragging consumer units who couldn't change a tire / consider frozen nuggies an acceptable regular meal for their kids, and expand that to a civilizational level, and you have the last 80-ish years of liberal governing leading to every white first-world country currently hanging by a thread. it's a lot harder to imagine the impact on a macro level unless you've actually had some experience of catastrophic loss or failure from the system affect you or friends and family, so it doesn't make me as viscerally mad, just dead inside.
“Ok you’re assignment is too teach children in the inner city”
“Ah geez dood, the inner city?”
Ah Geez dude I can't I lost my shoe bro.
I study at a very liberal uni and he's spot on with the whole "progressive to the point, where you actually look down on everyone" vibe all these people have
Oh 100%. Worked with lady like that, well meaning but failed to understand her views were insanely racist. Case and point on gentrification she thought it meant just rich white people or rather that only white people could do it. Ask her was that the case in china, Japan, Kenya as well. Then asked if she thought only white people could be rich enough to do it and then explained that she needed to forget the BS racist shit she was taught at uni and realize that its a class thing/social economic thing and assuming anyone who isn't white is poor is stupid. Nearly had her in tears and what probably stung her more is no one on the table stood up for her.
You're at a university and you don't even know how to use commas properly? The west has truly fallen.
@@SamTheEnglishTeacherYou don't have to be intelligent to go to uni, you just have to be willing to pay.
@@Ocy345Vidz my point exactly
@@SamTheEnglishTeacher shut up nerd 🤓
As a fellow teacher in a hood area, Sam’s dead on the nail. The black and Hispanic kids are very anti-pc and say the most out of pocket stuff constantly. You have to be real with them and treat them like humans, not treat them like they’re ticking time bombs of oppression and discrimination.
Based
Yeah basically. I was in juvi back in the day. I got along just fine because I didn’t piss my pants if one of them spoke to me. They would look for that nervous reaction and if you were shook, they’d pounce.
man deez CRACKAS be trying to teach uzz to count to one hundred?? Homie DA only numba we need to know is 44. KNAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MEAN???
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
yup. leave all that bs to the women, you already know how to treat another man.
color in yo jordans
Lmao
wypipo don season day jordans
@@Eargesplitten-LoudenboomerI’m done this comment took me out
"YO DEEZE JORDANZ IS STRAIGHT FIRE"
- most intellectual inner city melonated individual
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
IMMA DO MINE WITH BLUE ON IT AN SHIT
@@budget.88BUDGET!! I'VE MISSED YOU BROTHER.
Bro said melonated. Anthony Fantano returns?!
It’s gotta suck for people who donate to Sam because you have a 50/50 chance of getting a rant out of Sam or him not even acknowledging the donation message.
Seems like a fair deal for me
he does it for his daughter.
Wow the poor souls. They donate to a literal millionaire 😢😂
I mean, don't give money to someone for no reason other than them saying something... If you do, you're a mug and deserve not to have your silly paid comment read out.
@@TehUltimateSnakedaughter?
How nice of Sam to teach art to kindergartners
That’s an mde2 skit in the making
Never forget the USS Libérty and the men who died on that day
17 yo kindergarteners
brandon buckingham lived it@@TobyTheTroll
teaching african refugees to program in javascript
Imagine going massively into debt at 28 years old with a MASTER'S just to be a public high school English teacher making 40k. The man clearly hasn't been listening.
and what do u do thats so special?
I have the exact same opinion as him and I build ICF houses.
What do you do?
@@stankonya302 i smell a secondary education major
Well, let's hope the teacher finds a solution to his problem.
Idk you end up in the same place regardless of how much money you’re making. Maybe there’s something more to life…
Sams hair is it's own comedy bit
Hes on his Macro Pierre White arc
It would be so funny if he went to Turkey to get the surgery and ended up with a full amazing head of hair and did tons of research on the country while he's there just to fuck with Hassan.
Generally, new teachers are forced to first teach at Title 1 (poor / ghetto) schools first. It's extraordinarily backwards. And if you try to write them up, the admin calls you racist and puts you on a shit list.
I had a first grader intentionally piss herself
Daily. My supervisor for new teachers insinuated I was racist and singling her out in a 75% black class
@@sureokkamerican blacks are an entire demographic of spoiled brats. I hear this a lot from African immigrants. Its a natural consequence of never having to learn accountability. No matter what happens to you, you always have your built in excuse which is repeated to you over and over, so you grow up spoiled mentally. Ironically its like an entire demographic of the stereotypical nihilist yuppy white failson from a rich family, just minus the money. No accountability. Every western country has its "original sin" it must atone for, and the entire political discourse revolves around that. One of the negatives of a society founded on christian morals is we are weak to oppression narratives. So we naturally have a demographic who is >50% parasites. You can always sense which is a real adult and which is a man-child/woman-child just off facial expression
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
@@sureokk Pissing yourself every day to avoid class is almost Jockoesque...
That's fucked up, being a teacher nowadays is the same as being a prison guard.
I don't think these ghetto youth can have a better life knowing full well they'll end up in prison or being a slave to a mobster(even if they escape the hellhole it's hardcore but jesus is everywhere).
I had maybe 2 teachers like Sam who understood they had to appeal to our interests to make learning engaging. Everyone else was like a boomer parent. All they could do was threaten us.
Sam watered down the lesson to get something through to the dense audience. That was half his point.
@@thebooper8988 most consumers are functionally illiterate, make it snappy!
@@thebooper8988that's better them understanding nothing at all dude
Also it was prob a publicly funded thing for those black kids so them getting Sam was prob the best that class could hope for
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
Bringing outlines of jordans was genius. My man Sam is actuslly quick on his feet and adaptable.
Must be the shoes
My brother had a similar experience but at his work. Hes the GM for a restaurant and this group of scholarly young men like to hangout at the restaurant where they buy just enough to avoid getting kicked out for loitering there for several hours. He happened to stop by a gas station one day and one of these future doctors recognized him and asked if he was that mean manager that discriminates against them by charging them for the extra dipping sauce they get with their food.
Brother just flat out told him that any free sauce they give out comes out of his paycheck since he has to buy the sauce. Upon realizing my bro is just securing his bag they immediately came to an understanding and something clicked in their heads. Since then they quit hassling his employees about the sauce and have begun cleaning up after themselves when they leave his restaurant.
you should’ve said I’m surprised you can even afford any sauce you broke a** ni**a
Wow. Bro unlocked the good ending.
"scholarly young men" had me rollin 🤣
@@MKULTRA_Victim_ one thing the hood understands is hustling. Tell them straight you are just hustling and there is all of a sudden respect.
@@WolfgangNS these people are future college graduates, doctors, astronauts, lawyers. They could have been a president's son in another life. Just downtrodden by the system man.
If only that guy knew how much of a better ""artist"" sam is then he is today.
Never forget the USS Libeřty and the men who died on that day
He probably knew then
"""""""""""""""""""""artists"""""""""""""""""""""""""
“People are so F’ed up, it’s awesome.” - Sam “Palestine did nothing wrong” Hyde
"People are so fucked up, it's awesome."
-Sam Hyde, 2023
Real, over heard a conversation from a coworker the other day about an abortion their daughter had and their fucked up hoarder sister 😂😂😂
I blame Michelle Pfeiffer and Coolio for all this nonsense.
I blame gordon ramsay and xavier bettel
It's pretty much impossible to teach them the essence of anything. You just have to communicate through the most superficial trappings of status within their own culture.
Never forget the USS Libérty and the men who died on that day
Lol just pull up wearing a ferragamo belt and they’ll accept you immediately
Cringe race realist vibes
@@sleezy2953we've been doing a good half century of race optimism and have less than 0 to show for it. Maybe if we throw more money at them, the problem will solve itself this time!
@@judge8792 Dont think thats true
I'm at work and was listening to this and Sam's black voice was loud as shit and startled employees in other offices. Now I have an EO complaint.
Rookie mistake showing your power level
Just show em the vid and they'll get it.
Get AirPods, are you poor or something?
We salute you
Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions 😅 get some headphones, dummy
There was this liberal documentary praising these poor people choosing to help teach kids in school for low pay and it honestly just made me never wanna get involved with school again.
“Teach for America” 🤮
Sam didn't say "faggy", he said "facty".
There’s some black kid who enrolled in the fashion design program at RISD because he was inspired by Sam’s “make your own Air Jordans” exercise
Turns out he became a flaming homosexual that runs credit card scams on the side. A true Samuel Hydenberg prodigy.
Sam became the white guy using his higher IQ to elevate impoverished youths.
My grandmother, before she got Alzheimer’s, was a public elementary schoolteacher in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Sometimes she’d have to teach in North Tulsa, the black part of town, for semesters at a time. She said that she knew there was a limited amount of knowledge she was going to be able to get across to these black kids, so she focused all of her efforts on just teaching them how to read. She ignored the rest of the curriculum because she knew it would be wasted if these kids never learned how to read, and that all future schooling would be in vain if they didn’t gain this crucial skill first. I don’t know how any of her students turned out, and neither did she, but it seems like a good strategy, given the circumstances.
Wow, may God bless her
Grandma be getting us to read and shhiiieeetttt
Sam knew that being mildly racist and stereotypical in front of black kids would make them respect him. That's *true* intelligence.
I was a music teacher. I made it one year and said fuck it
Ayo teach, when we producin some beats fo real?
@@Rizimar think of any insane 20% homo erectus DNA scenario, and I guarantee it's happened in a public "school"
Ayo hol' up, who dis mozart nibba? We tryin play Drake up in dis biatch.
Aw fuckit dude....
nigga when we cooking up
Wild to think there are a handful of inner city youths walking around today who had Sam Hyde as a teacher
Sam Hyde, saying “inner city” in Providence like it’s not just four buildings and a mall
Once I was in a class in junior year, and out school is predominantly black and Hispanic. Well I was in a not “honors” class, and the teacher I guess was aware that the common student in that room wasn’t well behaved. He started his class with “who here is about that money!?” It was both the funniest and most offensive shit said to a group of students
AH GEEZ DOOD
So Peanut Arbuckle came from real experience having to be him...
Laughed so hard at this clip. I DONT LIKE HE ATTITU’
I was a teacher and taught an inner city. There is not enough money in the world for me to go back to that job
I had a buddy who became a school counselor and they wanted him to be an inner city counselor because they couldn’t keep anyone for obvious reasons. He denied their offer and they lost their shit because they were so hard pressed to find anyone to deal with the level of insanity these schools were.
I WANT MY JAWDENS TO HAVE SOME FYE SHIT ON IT BRUH, SHHHHEEEEEEIIIIITTTT
This ^
liberals are fun to watch in action...
Teaching the noble s@v@ge to finger paint. How wholesome.
o7
If that guy got redpilled when he got into art school, imagine how he would have turned out if he didn't get in
He didn't get redpilled. He was living in a hippy commune and called his wife's bull a mean word because the bull didn't please her enough. Did you not hear what Sam said?
As an upcoming teacher in their advanced student teaching placement, I'm sick of being told to integrate the physical differences of my students into the ways in which I address them. These kids aren't minority-based statistics and we set them up for a life of constant unhappiness if we force it down their throats that they're disadvantaged because of the color of their skin, their gender, or their sexuality.
That goes doubly for putting the thought in students' heads that it's okay to shut someone up based solely upon the fact that they belong to a majority. It furthers divides people for no fucking reason other than the fact that some people think that others deserve special treatment for the most boring and unchangeable parts of their identity.
Good luck bro, hopefully more people like you change this ongoing racist and exclusionary way of society.
I honestly hate teachers. I think they are the most hypocritical, egotistical and just full of shit people I've met.
But "these kids be disrespectful and shit", and you force kids to follow the most absurd rules, with power tripping teaching following some a g g agenda with these stupid gay biggers in charge. I've worked a LOT of jobs in my life. I am 36, I have been everything to working in law enforcement, construction, manufacturing, worked in group homes for the retarted, to being as lowly stupid Walmart employee.
The whole idea of school being this MUST have in society has to go. Look bad and tell me if school taught you anything useful? All it taught me was my disdain for the government very early on. From the prison esc style environment, to the extreme overbearing rules that have no meaning, to the teachers acting like they own you and command respect out of them.
It has more rules then the prison I worked in. The one time I was SRO subbing in for another officer, I had a music teacher mad because a kid kept playing his little retarted recorder YOU gave him and then asked me to ARREST him. She screamed at me because I wouldn't
I took lil bro to the SRO office and gave him a Dr pepper and let him play on his phone.
I don't work public sector anymore, but our school system is a circus, and if you think making kids have good grades matters in life, teachers should change professions.
My kids are 100% homeschooled. And are turning out to be articulate little fuckers.
This isn't directed at you but just the system.
"integrate the physical differences of my students into the ways in which I address them" Is this seriously what teachers are told to do in America? Can you give some examples of what you mean? I assume it doesn't involve calling black kids the N-word or something?
Tyrone caught him on an off day. He should have caught him on a normal day when he would be his sycophant yet also talk to him like a child
Europa the last battle 🍑💨
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
"People are so fucked up, it's awesome." I wish I could vibe with that.
I saw a video of an inner city teacher rapping with a bunch of 5 yr old inner city youth on an encrypted messaging app earlier today.
Very inspiring.
I remember Sam posting Harrison’s “Beardo” video on Facebook in 2013
Wtf why are you still online. It’s over
Gotta put this in the ebonics compilation
Why do they even get to go to school?
To learn
Prisons too full.
@@FentyCola559 When do they learn?
@@GoibniuNihiliste lol
lol I am the same way with kids in certain parts of the city I substitute teach in. I straight up tell the kids "most of this stuff you'll forget, I mean, I know I did."
Wow you’re so hip and cool. What if one of them brings an AR-15 to school
Gun laws.@@IncredibleIceCastle
@@IncredibleIceCastle Hey, that rhymed. Have you ever considered becoming an artist?
they forget because their IQ is room temperature
@@IncredibleIceCastle 🔥🔥
After 20 years of attempting to educate and "civilize" the Kikuyu people of Kenya, Lady Valeria Algiers in Robert Ruark's 1962 novel Uhuru declares: "Nobody, it seems, can do anything about the Africans.”
Clearly these Kikuyu are inferior to the people of Wkanda, perhaps Yakub can enlighten them when no one else can.
The nature of these people had been known about for centuries at that point and still today a notion of diversity and inclusion persists 🤦🏼♂️
Why it’s hilarious to see leftists deal with illegal immigrants from the third world being sent to THEIR neighborhoods for a change.
All that phony compassion goes out the window.
Future Prezboluski right here in the superchat. lil' niggas gonna drive you crazy
Sam disclosing white secrets
Sam has so many banger stories
Normies gonna norm. Can't help it.
They not like us bro, we watchin' the real esoteric shit on UA-cam.com
I always feel lik sam is making up shit as he goes.
It seems plausible though, 😂
Some bits and pieces maybe but this shit happens all the time out there
Never forget the USS Libeŕty and the men who died on that day
@@budget.88 Never forget the peepee and the poopoo that came out my genitals
As an American who went through public school in cook county this is all 100% plausible down to the cartoonish ebonics
Best Starfield streamer ob UA-cam rn.
Im 55 yrs yung with a h, an im gettin my masters to teach kids. I love kids.
Pretty weird, NGL
@@Shotzeethegamer nothin wrong with it, just a normal ,average, hard , breathin hard, sweaty, lip lickin desire to teach youngsters
@@Shotzeethegamer I feel like it is more normal for an old person to want to teach kids than a young person. I see teaching as something for a retired person to do who wants to stay active in their community
@@nickpavia9021 teaching is too important of a job to be left to the women and elderly
@@wolfypilot School is more about socialization than actually learning things. Also, the best way to conserve a culture and not have children indoctrinated with stupid new age ideas is to have old people teach them.
"How do I reach these Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiidzzzz"
The other guy thought he was Michelle Pheffer in Dangerous Minds.
why would you do that job? what a nightmare.
Dem lil queens do be bodacious doe
My bother wanted to be a teacher. Didn’t have a choice in the matter. They’re forced to go to these schools b/c no one in their right mind would teach there full time 😂
@@horsymandias-urlmfao "TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH"
2:20 yeah it's a shame how unintelligent the average college student is.... dunning Krueger in full effect
Had the same liberal savior teachers who were just as racist and ignorant as the conservatives they were against and just didn't know it. 😂
Liberals are usually way more racist than conservatives
I love how much Sam's imitation of those kids sounds like Brian Fellow from Brian Fellow's Safari Planet.
The Jordans thing is so sad but so funny at the same time
I'm pretty sure this Harrison Love guy is here on YT. I just watched a video about his love for art lol
The Wire: Season 4 encapsulates this to a T.
AYO, YO MISTER HYDE
I'm glad Sam didn't allege anything because I still don't understand that fucking story he was trying to tell.
I was in a differential equations class and once heard the black kids talk extensively about jordans but couldnt pay attention in class. They clearly have high potential but dont apply it outside of jordans and hellcats
Ayo Jordan was in da matrix? Wif dem linear coefficients?
@@alexyo2440 this one guy went on a rant once... 'fuck all this engineering shit. when i graduate ima buy me 5 yachts. im not bout that 9-5 desk shit.' reminded me of that 'we wuz kangs' thing
@@JustinDiazJokesthe black American culture seems to be about materialism more than anything , if a black guy thinks of even being outside the norm he’ll be called “whitey!” “Oh he tryna act WHITE! GET HIS ASS!” “Mannn dork ass mf”
Can someone remind me of that one ship? I'm forgetting.
The USS Lolberty
Shoutout to Brandon a realass dude
STOP ASKING SAM FOR LIFE ADVICE
Buddy of mine works at a bank and you would not believe the number of people that fell/still fall for shit like cred-maxxxing
do NOT stop asking him
its the best content
@@daneszhuncho
it is very boring and repetitive
Jet as TTS robot: Hey Sam, my life sucks and i suck and im heading into a dead end job what should I do?
Sam: HM cough First of all you should ummmm *looking at something else* read that again jet what was it oh yeah you hate your job you should not do that and you should think about it
@@DubUltra Why are you here watching it then? Go find something else to watch.
@@daneszhuncho speaker knockerz hell yeah
whats with the sound volume of sam hyde clips. always so low. These are the only videos I have where i have to double sound volume to hear anything
Harrison Love hahaha
Reminds me of that Che Guevara quote about what he thinks about neighbors....
Shoulda been like “yo, bang my gf right, I’ll get you some jordans” 😂
We sang I believe I can fly at my elementary graduation and it's insane how good we were , I had an awesome time in elementary and we sang a lot
Something about harmonizing quells any dissidence in the group. We had kids who you would think would be bad kids. But we had like a few Dr Umar but friendly types who did a really good job with us. That said a 90% urban school has it's drawbacks. Like kids who fight and they always got grouped up in the DOOM class that I imagine is utter hell to teach
@@voiceofreason2674Theyre very tribal by nature. it can be the most random series of beats with mumble baby gargle lyrics and if one dude is doing the boom box with his mouth, the whole gaggle will get in on it. Its a level of socialization that is cute at first but honestly becomes a headache after long periods of exposure. Basketball Fatigue is the #1 killer of tolerance in the US
That artist lowkey sounds like Hitler😂
This hits different when you realize this all happened to Sam in 1902
I had a very liberal professor but he let people say whatever came to their mind. He'd explain why he disagreed and typically open a dialogue if we had time.
I want to imagine him sitting on a chair backwards saying let’s rap champ let’s break it down.
I literally understood nothing of what he said
its crazy to me how much people remember from high school
If you can’t remember enough to have like 200 hours worth of entertaining stories from years of your life, you are just straight up a boring person.
@@spikesyaor have mental traumas lol.
But either way, high school sucks for introverts, so there's an answer.
@@miilodude_8529 You’re telling strangers on the internet that you have trauma & are in introvert (which 88% of people self identify as), maybe you’re just gay dude.
I DONT LIKE HE ATTITUE
You have to get your swag on cool clothes etc
Hell yeah
"The Chronicles of Hairy Love" by Sam Hyde
I don’t like he attituu either. I don’t like he attituu one bit
Regular people find well meaning smart people very annoying, not because they are smart... but because they are annoying.
FACTY
3:59 what was the situation?
Hey
Blue n cream
Which stream was this from? I seemed to miss it and can't see any record of it.
There was a two hour stream yesterday, maybe they already took it down/paywalled it.
it was streamed live on yt just yesterday
What is the sam cooking
my Norm MacDonald headcanon response to this: "Wow, a rich art school grad into polyamory, his life ruined in a moment of inflamed passions. That's really unexpected, I'd have thought it to be a more, ya know, monogamous, going to Catholic mass every Sunday sorta commune..."
this was funny LOL
what game is that
me and my brothers and sisters all pinch in so that my nieces and nephews can go to private schools so that they avoid the blacks. nothing wrong with black people, but the kids in school dont want to learn and are always trying to cause drama to disrupt the class which just ruins the experience for the kids that want to do things the right way
Sum blewuhhh sheeaauut
what game is this?
My first student teaching experience was at a high school in Youngstown Ohio so yeah this is accurate
Funniest thing about my experience was the field trip to the local jr league hockey game. 750 mostly black kids who didn’t give two shits about hockey until the gloves went off lol