Sam Hyde's Advice On Women Could Change Your Life!

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2023
  • Sam Hyde gives some advice on Rave girls, Crazy Blue hair women, and Hot Chicks! Good advice to several supperchatters in this video on potentially saving some young men from potential dangers of the "Crazy Girl" including false accusations and all around insanity. If you're a young guy or older listen up and spare yourself some time dealing with problems.
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  • @masamune28954
    @masamune28954 10 місяців тому +651

    Soul ties are real, bros. I was a late bloomer and did the hook up think. Awful and would not recommend. Felt completely empty afterward and all i wanted to be with was my ex who i left. The grass isn't greener. It's greener where you water it. Dont make my mistake.

    • @dharmicshaman9519
      @dharmicshaman9519 10 місяців тому +70

      Yeah its true more partners is more risk of disease and false bonding. Do not listen to normies who say nonsense about practice girls and all that shit its poison.

    • @samk4065
      @samk4065 10 місяців тому +1

      Meh

    • @defoperator7993
      @defoperator7993 10 місяців тому +8

      Eh kinda I feel like as long as it’s not Bobby Kennedy jr level of women then it starts to make you talk weird like you have an incurable diesease

    • @uss_liberty_incident
      @uss_liberty_incident 9 місяців тому +2

      Yep, I'm at 15 girls and not proud of it.

    • @Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack
      @Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack 9 місяців тому +2

      But The goal is to feel empty afterward though.

  • @Patrichor777
    @Patrichor777 Рік тому +401

    Sex is overvalued today, while people generally have less of it.

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher 10 місяців тому

      both are the complete opposite if you’re actually in the world and not a social recluse. Sex has no value or meaning anymore. And people treat it like a novelty to be shared with everybody. The entire culture nowadays is surrounded by one night stands and hookups. Nothing meaningful. No loyalty to anyone or any thing. No self respect. It’s all self degradation.

    • @tuckersmith8560
      @tuckersmith8560 10 місяців тому

      Yup. That's how they manipulate us. Create scarcity and then sell at a very high price

    • @dharmicshaman9519
      @dharmicshaman9519 10 місяців тому +40

      It sad tbh its supposed to be mutual bonding and elation. Now its bonding and devaluation and commoditization.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik 10 місяців тому

      @@dharmicshaman9519 it's breeding. for bringing little nuggets into the world. which is great. but people fetishize it. and uh, if you take anyones advice for gods sake don't take sam hydes. think about that for 2 seconds.

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 10 місяців тому +21

      Everyone in Americanda loves talking about it... but no one but the (Angry Imports) are having it...

  • @TTk0004
    @TTk0004 10 місяців тому +319

    Just close your eyes and imagine this is Sam giving you life advice on his deathbed.

  • @Firefalcon88
    @Firefalcon88 9 місяців тому +224

    Probably some of the best advice I’ve ever heard from Sam. Take it from a newly 31 year old man… everything he said is true. If you’re in your teens, early twenties, as hard as it is nowadays, save it for someone decent. Trust your instincts, don’t be a slave to your impulses. No man can be physical with a woman, especially multiple times, and not feel something. And if they can, they’re probably already broken and they’ll be almost as bad as the women that have destroyed their ability to pair bond over the years.
    Treat yourself with respect. It’s not mean to be easy, it never will be. I haven’t been with a lot of women, and I’m thankful for that, but out of my entire time dating, only 2-3 women were worth the effort I put in. The rest of them I look back on with shame and regret. The worst of those have a piece of me I’ll never get back, as much as I hate to admit it. Save yourself the trouble, trust me.

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 9 місяців тому +4

      What happened with the 2-3 women who were "worth it"? Why didn't it work? Just curious, as a 17 year old guy new to dating and "real" relationships etc.

    • @Firefalcon88
      @Firefalcon88 9 місяців тому +26

      @@youtubesucks1111 long stories but I’ll try to sum it up shortly. They were the ones I had genuine connections with, real passion/intimacy. I had actual relationships with them. One I lived with for a few years. I could actually see myself being with them long term, at the time.
      I tend to attract women with pretty heavy egos and generally don’t have good relationships with their fathers. That means they usually haven’t had good relations with men before me and typically have had an attitude of disrespect/indifference towards men. Any time something doesn’t work out, it’s almost always the guy’s fault, not theirs. It almost becomes predatory after a while. It doesn’t matter how “alpha” you are, reasonable, balanced, whatever, they will present as super sweet, super intimate, fall in love fast, tell you you’re amazing, but they are always looking for the next stage, the next fix. These women will replace you eventually, it doesn’t matter how good to them you are. It doesn’t matter how good/successful of a man you are. There will always be a loose thread girls like this will pull at until there’s nothing left. And if there isn’t one, they’ll create it out of something eventually.
      As judgmental as it sounds, examine their family life. If she has/had mental issues, a long past, an absent father or poor relationship with her father, do NOT bother. Don’t let them suck you in with their story or beauty or intimacy right off the bat. It NEVER works with someone like that. You will only be hurt. Sometimes damaged people are beyond repair, especially women.

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 9 місяців тому +12

      @@Firefalcon88 Sounds like my first and only girlfriend up to this point. I still don't know what the deal with her was. Everything was going seemingly great until one day she decided to flip on me. Blocked me on everything and would ignore me at school. Weird business. I hope I find the one some day.

    • @xAudiolith
      @xAudiolith 9 місяців тому +13

      @@youtubesucks1111 check her family relations. Does she get along with mom and dad, when you're fighting (which is normal btw) is she trying to find a solution or is it always the same stuff over and over, does she have accountability (very rare for men and women but less so with modern women), does she want kids and how is she around them (a well adjusted woman will always want kids anything else is not normal and probably an underlying issue), check her friend circle (if it's full of sluts or bitter beasts imagine the stuff they'll say to her when she tells them about some problems you are working through), drugs and addiction is a given that shit happens but don't try and save someone from it (you will fail and or get burned), healthy and active I would also add. That's the broad stuff to look for and most if not all of these should not be negotiable unless you've got a really good reason why. You are really really young. Getting into a relationship early on can teach you a lot but also burn you. I know it can get lonely sometimes but you've got some amazing years ahead of you where you can build the kind of life you want to live. Once you got your life path figured out more you can add stuff to that list that's individual to yourself. The problem is that you won't know them now so changes happening while you are in a relationship will make it harder to grow and can stunt it altogether. People make finding the one super mystical and there is something that will just click but knowing what you actually want out of a partner is surprisingly extremely rare today.

    • @Jarl_egbert
      @Jarl_egbert 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Firefalcon88Based 30 year old boomer advice

  • @smilescries5325
    @smilescries5325 8 місяців тому +79

    Sam’s balance between hilarity & being real to people asking for advice will never ever get old

  • @fritzyberger
    @fritzyberger 9 місяців тому +74

    Sam Hyde has been saying the same stuff as Top G for years but isn't a flashy guy so he never took off like him. Crazy how the advice to be a normal person is controversial. Workout, make money, have hobbies, don't do drugs... The right wing extremist men's slogan right there

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee 9 місяців тому +8

      It's not even dont do drugs, it's to earn your drugs.

    • @fritzyberger
      @fritzyberger 9 місяців тому +21

      @@coreygolpheneee I still stand by don't do drugs. They aren't worth it

    • @sundownerstudios8563
      @sundownerstudios8563 9 місяців тому +18

      Hyde isn’t an insufferable douchebag

    • @kxi529
      @kxi529 9 місяців тому

      they aren’t comparable, the way sam lays out advice is somewhat levelheaded compared to andrew tates draconian dogshit redpill content trying to pull you into a pyramid scheme

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@fritzybergerI would say some people have to earn it, others should just stay away. They're tricky little chemicals sometimes.

  • @Derek_Wyld
    @Derek_Wyld 10 місяців тому +157

    "I need a moleskin notebook, go get one for me"
    -Same Hyde

  • @alexvincent8586
    @alexvincent8586 10 місяців тому +100

    Sam’s head looks exceptionally large in this one

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher 10 місяців тому

      What’re you trying to say, Goy?

    • @CostcoChicken
      @CostcoChicken 10 місяців тому +15

      HGH will do that

    • @schizophrenic_AI
      @schizophrenic_AI 10 місяців тому +30

      He is still in the the brain bulking phase.

  • @bizzareadventure8576
    @bizzareadventure8576 4 місяці тому +23

    My friend really loved your videos man. He recently died. And his last messages to me were him sending me your videos. Because I told him I enjoyed your content.
    He was so excited to share a bunch of stuff of yours with me. And now I’m watching to help feel like he’s with me watching too.
    He was a long time friend. And he never opened up about his issues. Only alittle. But I am sure he was struggling. Just like I am. But can’t describe how helpful it is to hear you just be unapologetic and share a lot of your thoughts that many of us relate to. Thank you man.

  • @SDSypher
    @SDSypher 10 місяців тому +269

    Had a relationship with one of those dyed hair, pierced, daddy issue girls for 5 years on and off. She wanted us to start an onlyfans. We didn’t. I eventually found out that she slept with her brother one of the recent times we split up. We ended up splitting again a while after, and she started smoking meth and shooting up fent, and going to swinger parties regularly. She Also carved my name into her thigh at some point when we were 16-17 so that’s there. She has spent a year of her life total in psychiatric hospitals. Added up after around 8 different admissions. The longest she got held for one stay was 4 months straight. Keep in mind, all this was before she was 18. Those girls will ruin your life. Avoid at all costs.

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 10 місяців тому +50

      Holy shit bro, I thought mine was fucked up, that's next level.

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 10 місяців тому +7

      Deep south?

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik 10 місяців тому +2

      @@daveed2589 oh hey it's you, the guy who thinks dave chapelle is mid. god thats a weird opinion to have. makes zero sense. you realize that don't you...

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 10 місяців тому

      Does e cause mental health issues??

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 10 місяців тому

      @kirkcavenaugh758 what the fuck do you think? Lmao

  • @mehhhhist
    @mehhhhist 8 місяців тому +27

    do not write hot women off completely. there are those who grew up less than attractive, were excluded from the popular groups, and had to develop character and a personality, and work on themselves, rather than get by on their looks. some of these girls really blossom in their mid to late 20s

    • @CSAcrazy
      @CSAcrazy 8 місяців тому

      most of those girls are now the most pretentious , judgmental ones that bully people that they assume were the ones that would of bullied them in middle/highschool

    • @user-nq4hw5eb9d
      @user-nq4hw5eb9d 8 місяців тому +6

      True. I don’t think it has to do with someone’s physical appearance. I’ve been with and know more insane girls who are unattractive than attractive. Though I’ve yet to meet one that I have a full connection with, they actually are usually a bit more chill and a lot of times more insecure because less guys go for them due to being intimidated

    • @brendan4917
      @brendan4917 4 місяці тому +5

      Dated a girl like this. She was deeply insecure despite being hot and funny, and constantly sought out external validation from literally any man. Like garbage people objectively way worse than me, but she couldn’t help herself. Eventually cheated on me for a loser she left after like a month after the novelty wore off.

  • @ziggomatic5772
    @ziggomatic5772 Рік тому +110

    Jets haircut looks raw as hell
    Good style for hm 👍

    • @dtskdtsk8599
      @dtskdtsk8599 10 місяців тому +5

      This is the only comment that matters in this comment section

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +8

      I'm bullish on Jet. T-2 years to total glowup.

  • @JC-wg5xn
    @JC-wg5xn 10 місяців тому +174

    Following this advice won't change your life in the slightest, it will prevent it from being drastically altered for the worse.

    • @Insanepie
      @Insanepie 10 місяців тому

      What if I don’t let them drag me down maybe I can avoid it and be okay?

    • @JC-wg5xn
      @JC-wg5xn 10 місяців тому +73

      ​@@Insanepie I'll keep it a buck and admit that deep inside female attention hits me like a drug. It doesn't feel like being dragged down, it feels like comfort, like I'm being supported. Obviously women are an important part of enjoying life to the fullest, but more than once I've obsessed over a mental patient with a round ass and it's seriously fucked up my life, no exaggeration.

    • @belottov
      @belottov 10 місяців тому

      ​@JC-wg5xn stop thinking women are a factor in happiness. The vast majority of women will only give you more problems than solutions. There's a handful that have their shit together, and it's up to you to know the difference. If you go at it with the mindset that women in general will make your life better you're gonna get burned. Have standards.

    • @sneedler8661
      @sneedler8661 10 місяців тому +24

      ​@@JC-wg5xnagreed dude, it'll fuck your life up for the worst.

    • @OrchinX
      @OrchinX 10 місяців тому +12

      @@Insanepie You can't do heroin without getting addicted, no.

  • @carefoot
    @carefoot Рік тому +118

    slept with a raver in 2020 she started an onlyfans still not over it he is 100% on the money

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 9 місяців тому +5

      You still love her?

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 9 місяців тому

      once you realize the raver chicks can only afford to take the whole summer off and spend $10k on festivals and travel is by banging guys then youll get over it

    • @carefoot
      @carefoot 9 місяців тому

      no i told her dad she does porn and she blocked me for good thankfully
      @@ThePeacePlant

    • @UndisputedBillyBadass
      @UndisputedBillyBadass 4 місяці тому +3

      I dated a hooters chick who was older than me, guess how that worked out

    • @kennypowers1945
      @kennypowers1945 3 місяці тому +3

      Dang sucks for you I don’t have that problem 😂😂

  • @caseytatum5837
    @caseytatum5837 9 місяців тому +70

    the problem with this and any other sound advice, is that those who are willing to listen and agree with it already know, but those who need it dont care and do the opposite anyway

    • @Dondlo46
      @Dondlo46 9 місяців тому +7

      People that want to listen will have a better life, not everyone can do good for themselves so most people will definitely go into a dark path and completely disregard the advice. That's how world works, there can't be winners without losers

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +4

      True, but maybe one person will be changed.

    • @donaldduck3078
      @donaldduck3078 8 місяців тому +3

      That's the fun part about getting older. You know shit but nobody cares 😂

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 8 місяців тому +1

      it's difficult for young men to hear this advice with all the testosterone flowing.

    • @johnsmith-sp6yl
      @johnsmith-sp6yl 8 місяців тому +1

      his comment about the "legally binding" thing is helping me resist the urge to try and find some absolutely cracked out freshman with a 10/10 body and 1/10 face. it's my last semester of college i just have to make it until about christmas and i need all the help i can get.

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 10 місяців тому +82

    My grandfather is a man I respect a great deal. I won't go into details but if I was to find success in 1/5th of the things he did I'd be happy. He had a friend when he was at Annapolis going into the Navy. He spoke about that man with great awe and one of the things he told me he respected most about him is that he was with the same girl from highschool and that despite his promotions and climbing through the ranks of the navy, he never had any controversies. He told me this after his friend had passed away. But it's one of the memories I have for what truly defines masculinity. Masculinity is defined by one's ability to provide. To have force, but to know when to use it.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik 10 місяців тому

      you realize that it's much simpler right? relationships are for taking care of and supporting each other, with 2 people, hopefully bringing a little nugget into the world, and relationships are not like wine. they do not age well. the older you get the harder it is to find a real relationship. you are both used goods at that point, which nobody wants, and your youth is gone. has nothing to do with your specific definition of masculinity which idk where you got that. not that testosterone is bad of course. makes you manly. get some.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +10

      Agreed, 100%. How did our grandparents understand this so clearly and our generation seems clueless about these Truths.

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik 9 місяців тому +5

      @@MeanBeanComedy they did not understand it clearly, that is a misconception. anyone who takes two seconds out of their day to open their eyes can see that relationships do not age like wine. get it while you can. the older you get, the less desirable you become, you become more used, more traumatized and messed up, and now some crazy old lady eats all your food because you were horny and could not recognize the difference between a good relationship and a bad one. and good luck wasting your life trying to find a good one. it's best in life to have an amazing wife who isn't just in the kitchen, but you guys are partners and take care of and support each other. we get it just like they got it, theres just no more people like that so were all gonna be alone for the rest of our lives. look it up. if you are between the ages of 20 something to 40 something, you have a 70 something percent chance of dying completely alone, your whole life just becoming dust and ending. now, of the 30 percent who will marry, who will have the relationship they ought to? hmmm.... time... what goes around, comes around, up and down and all around, etc, yada yada, slay

    • @xAudiolith
      @xAudiolith 9 місяців тому +3

      @@MeanBeanComedy because the incentives to be that way lined up back then. Not saying it was a walk in the park but nowadays playing the dating game is ass backwards and we all know it

    • @wrcz
      @wrcz 7 місяців тому

      people will read this comment and take away from it "got it, I'm gonna find some bipolar whore with a high bodycount and tattoos and I will make it my life's mission to provide for her!"

  • @GideonJudges-ql7bu
    @GideonJudges-ql7bu 9 місяців тому +37

    Regardless of your theological stance...read proverbs. I was floored by my own ignorance when I read that book at 35. My life would be much different had I read it in my 20s.

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 9 місяців тому

      Weakest christian poster

    • @theamazingempiricist
      @theamazingempiricist 8 місяців тому +5

      "Turn away your eyes from a shapely woman, and do not look intently at beauty belonging to another; many have been misled by a woman’s beauty, and by it passion is kindled like a fire."
      -Sirach 9:8

    • @Dylanson3
      @Dylanson3 5 місяців тому +1

      @@theamazingempiricistsirach is apocrypha. Good wisdom tho

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam 8 місяців тому +12

    It is hilarious that Sam made jet scoot the box over and flip it as if the boxing gloves rendered him physically incapable of walking 3 feet

  • @tomsnowden6201
    @tomsnowden6201 9 місяців тому +20

    I’m so glad I’m not a kid now. The world seemingly expects kids to grow up fast in some of the worst ways (losing virginity super early, using drugs as a fix all) and completely retards them in all areas that matter

  • @MrFranskNougat
    @MrFranskNougat 8 місяців тому +11

    Having lived the male "hoe life" for the past like 4 years (I'm 25), don't do it.
    You'll loose yourself...

  • @thebrownkid2218
    @thebrownkid2218 9 місяців тому +27

    Any young men 18 and under please, Please for the love of GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...never chase a woman. Its total mind poison looking for "the one". If she cant cook or clean do not give her any of your time or sit in squalor unaccomplished and having no skills

  • @beauknows1677
    @beauknows1677 9 місяців тому +18

    “I need a moleskin notebook. Go get me one.” Lmaooo

  • @Cellocurve
    @Cellocurve Рік тому +68

    Just skip em’ 😂

  • @jamespierce5355
    @jamespierce5355 9 місяців тому +107

    Thank you, Sam, for psyoping Christianity into your message. God speed, brother. ☦️

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +2

      We will convert the world thru psyoping, gaslighting, threatening, and maybe sometimes evangelising.

    • @NikoNoxious
      @NikoNoxious 8 місяців тому +3

      swagged

    • @oldramon980
      @oldramon980 5 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, praise to Yeshua! 👃

  • @SDSypher
    @SDSypher 10 місяців тому +109

    If she has piercings, avoid at all costs. If she has coloured hair, avoid at all costs. If her hair is DYED black and not naturally black, avoid at all costs. If they have a bunch of tattoos, avoid at all costs. If they have a combination of two or more of those things, don’t even consider their existence. Those women will RUIN YOUR LIFE.

    • @Insanepie
      @Insanepie 10 місяців тому +6

      I agree with everything except the black hair 😔 idk if I can give that one up chief 🥺 think I might be a goner

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 10 місяців тому +5

      Can confirm

    • @shadysheister
      @shadysheister 10 місяців тому

      @@Insanepiejust go for a Latina then. Just know they’re all insane and might kill you in your sleep for eyeing another woman.

    • @orionfell
      @orionfell 10 місяців тому +23

      bro is so burned over his highschool bpd ex that he had to make two comments about her LMAO

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher 10 місяців тому +11

      @@orionfell highschool? 😂 bro I damn near had a kid with this chick but she fuckin miscarried 💀

  • @bananaboy444
    @bananaboy444 5 місяців тому +3

    "Me too" has never hit so hard

  • @NoLMAOnade
    @NoLMAOnade 10 місяців тому +40

    Jet: "who's gonna save them???"

  • @yucatansuckaman5726
    @yucatansuckaman5726 10 місяців тому +11

    I listen to these videos really loud

  • @johnyewtube2286
    @johnyewtube2286 9 місяців тому +30

    Wow, this advice truly changed my life, I am gay now.

  • @drewk3646
    @drewk3646 10 місяців тому +13

    1:16 We are in a mass self-defense situation boys, prepare accordingly.

  • @bravo________87372
    @bravo________87372 9 місяців тому +3

    I probably needed to hear this

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 9 місяців тому +12

    "Like a slaver in Fallout."😂

    • @maxdickings6874
      @maxdickings6874 8 місяців тому

      Right?? I like Sam enough and then I find he's a Fallout 2 connoisseur. Classy.

  • @sethfahlenkamp6278
    @sethfahlenkamp6278 10 місяців тому +5

    6:45 my baby mama makes me feel the opposite. Thanks for this advice.

  • @Derr1ck_yt
    @Derr1ck_yt 10 місяців тому +46

    Not to be a jahovas witness but everyone in my age group and younger (I’m 23) genuinely need god or one of them. Lack of spirituality and drive for self improvement is shattering the mental infrastructure of todays society

    • @CaseyJohn-ki8eo
      @CaseyJohn-ki8eo 10 місяців тому +4

      Orthodox Christianity ☦️ is the truth

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 9 місяців тому +8

      Odd how all the religions think they're correct

    • @LedZedd
      @LedZedd 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@leonrussell9607 Even more odd that you have no opinion or thought of your own to add except bitterness.

    • @Derr1ck_yt
      @Derr1ck_yt 9 місяців тому +6

      @@leonrussell9607 well personally, I’d rather die believing in something than die believing in nothing

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Derr1ck_yt ok?

  • @JoshBrolin42069
    @JoshBrolin42069 9 місяців тому +2

    Those Winning gloves are nice 👍

  • @anon69669
    @anon69669 3 місяці тому +1

    dude i must've watched this clip thousands of times by now. "illustrators, amazon warehouse, chipotle make me a burrito"

  • @1schwererziehbar1
    @1schwererziehbar1 Рік тому +245

    "No E-Girls!" - Nicholas J. Fuentes

    • @luke2806
      @luke2806 10 місяців тому +103

      yea just e-boys with cat ears for that nick fuentes guy lol

    • @Z1VA
      @Z1VA 10 місяців тому +14

      He fell for the bean

    • @vik914
      @vik914 10 місяців тому +14

      Not even once

    • @Wholly_Fool
      @Wholly_Fool 10 місяців тому +10

      "No Jew-broads" - Fuentes

    • @jung9399
      @jung9399 10 місяців тому +22

      @MKUltraSurvivor ok jew

  • @Bloodywasher
    @Bloodywasher 9 місяців тому +8

    "We call them peepee doodoo girls." -Samuel Hyde

  • @davidlong6575
    @davidlong6575 10 місяців тому +7

    Chipotle, make me a bowl

  • @Esirre
    @Esirre 7 місяців тому

    6:48 just some advice for guys seeing this: if you are attracted to asian women it is possible to get this. You can get a woman that you find beautiful that will also cook and clean and be loyal. Getting to know one will be difficult though. Filipinas are a bit easier to get to know because many have learned english very well while they were in school. Just try talking to them, it is worth a shot

  • @mouthofpower8492
    @mouthofpower8492 10 місяців тому +1

    1:35 - mad kek

  • @austinfaber2247
    @austinfaber2247 9 місяців тому +2

    God I wish I heard this advice a year ago.

  • @GrubWarp
    @GrubWarp 4 місяці тому

    where do i watch this stuff ?

  • @Hobohunter23
    @Hobohunter23 8 місяців тому +2

    "do all the heroin *now*"
    man, that one hit close to home. lol.

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend 8 місяців тому +1

    "It's not your job to save anyone" - Samuel Whitcomb Hyde

  • @RaineErasmusWalker
    @RaineErasmusWalker 9 місяців тому +4

    i only know this man's face from /pol/ memes but never in my life thought he's so incredibly #based

  • @charlesconfino165
    @charlesconfino165 6 місяців тому +2

    A Chinese philosopher Samzhao Hydzeng once said “an ugly wife in the home is a treasure”

  • @orangelambo5324
    @orangelambo5324 2 місяці тому +1

    “Do all the heroin now” jet is too funny

  • @eddieschneider1947
    @eddieschneider1947 Місяць тому

    who drinks from a gallon size jug? i love those blue gloves, matching his shirt.

  • @markilleen4027
    @markilleen4027 9 місяців тому +5

    i listen to this ever now and then just to give me a little reminder, to stay away from the half sentient shit people

  • @A_YouTube_Commenter
    @A_YouTube_Commenter 9 місяців тому +2

    That is actually good advice.

  • @GoldCarpp
    @GoldCarpp 3 місяці тому

    8:21 is too funny

  • @ezequiellopez8518
    @ezequiellopez8518 10 днів тому

    1:31 sam sounds like a mom when her 11 year old son asks for a dirtbike

  • @Againnuendo
    @Againnuendo Рік тому +3

    Hey, I know the Ray Wine guy

  • @lifestylewithwill2261
    @lifestylewithwill2261 9 місяців тому

    Subbed

  • @Jarl_egbert
    @Jarl_egbert 9 місяців тому

    Good advice on women can basically be summed up with a simple "Dont do it"

  • @joshl7598
    @joshl7598 9 місяців тому +53

    I'm a 31 year old Christian man who married my wife at 20 and only ever been with her. Definitely the best way. Gods way is always the most fulfilling way. He made us after all.

    • @rolotomassi8767
      @rolotomassi8767 9 місяців тому +21

      You were blessed not having to endure a decade of confusion and frustration. The modern world is a nightmare.

    • @jordinkie
      @jordinkie 9 місяців тому

      God bless !

  • @user-eu2eh6et9s
    @user-eu2eh6et9s 4 місяці тому

    Sam is the irl John Galt

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 9 місяців тому

    A modern sage.

  • @dominickbadial5980
    @dominickbadial5980 18 годин тому

    8:15 💀💀

  • @Number2Drakefan
    @Number2Drakefan 9 місяців тому +3

    Jet is like "yes my master"😂

  • @kemlock
    @kemlock 8 місяців тому +3

    A winded Sam is a wise Sam

  • @craigrodriguez8384
    @craigrodriguez8384 7 місяців тому

    Actual advice. 😎

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend 8 місяців тому

    Wow I've never agreed so much with Samuel before

  • @ministryoftruth2869
    @ministryoftruth2869 5 місяців тому

    Sam hit the nail on the head with this one

  • @grantn.9061
    @grantn.9061 2 місяці тому

    I'm in my early 30s but have only been with a few women. I can be very charismatic in many circumstances but for whatever reason I have a crippling, childish shyness about asserting myself romantically with women. I even get approached every few months and women regularly compliment my looks, but I almost always reject them or feel too paralyzed to pursue even after they make the first move. As a result, the only relationships I've had have been with damaged, promiscuous, overly assertive women that I resent for those reasons and inevitably discard once their spell wanes enough for me to listen to my own judgment. I'd like a wife and children, but I'm probably going to die alone. Hopefully life will be easier once I'm a bit older and my sex drive wanes. I'm on about an 8 month semen retention streak and the mere sight of yoga pants will send me into a rage and give me an erection if I let my eyes linger for more than a few seconds.

  • @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186
    @bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186 9 місяців тому +1

    Sam vs Jack Paul Logan tate

  • @truman368
    @truman368 7 місяців тому

    my biceps are huge bros

  • @ricksanchez9902
    @ricksanchez9902 3 місяці тому

    2:00 Fucking hell, Jet should be hitting the bag with Sam and sparing. He looks like Gibby from iCarly for God's sake. Imagine how much less round his face would be if he lost weight. Hopefully Sam's influence helps Jet evolve.

  • @CoreySchulerMD
    @CoreySchulerMD 8 місяців тому +1

    What Sam says is true.

  • @bellaruben7458
    @bellaruben7458 10 місяців тому +2

    so based

  • @syc3567
    @syc3567 9 місяців тому

    I love unhinged sam

  • @heavychains
    @heavychains 8 місяців тому

    Sam's so right. He's basically describing my loser ex who cheated and dumped me. 😊 thanks sammy

  • @Skrimpish
    @Skrimpish 9 місяців тому +2

    I need a moleskin notebook ❤

  • @thefreaksbg1061
    @thefreaksbg1061 7 місяців тому

    Sam Hyde is my Tyler Durden

  • @user-bb8sw1jo6o
    @user-bb8sw1jo6o 4 дні тому

    What about escorts? I certainly don't feel a soul bond with the ones I've been with lmao. I've never been with a civilian because it takes like a year for me to like them, and at that point I'm probably just a friend.

  • @eschaton2834
    @eschaton2834 9 місяців тому +1

    Protect people, generate wealth, get stronger that's life dress like a mad lib

  • @shemsuhor8763
    @shemsuhor8763 9 місяців тому +29

    Sam Hyde is an unmarried, childless 38 year old. This isn't to say he doesn't have things that are worth listening to. Just keep in mind who the person giving you relationship advice is - no different than when an bitter cat lady tells you how to treat women. Not equating the two, just highlighting an oft-observed gap in our thinking. You want to start a family and find a good woman? Ask a family man and his wife how to do this.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +18

      But all the men I've asked have said the same thing he's saying.

    • @1user2
      @1user2 9 місяців тому +7

      He is an unmarried, but he has a child, lurk moar

    • @MonsieurDrobot
      @MonsieurDrobot 8 місяців тому

      Bitter cat lady was probably abused so she has reasons to tell you how to treat a woman. Your comment displays retard4tion to a high degree.

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 8 місяців тому

      @@1user2wtf do you mean? He has a child?

    • @devin6201
      @devin6201 8 місяців тому

      I’m pretty sure he has a kid he’s just doing the smart thing and not involving him in his work or what he does.

  • @lukathesmith
    @lukathesmith 10 місяців тому

    Holy Based

  • @johnjames5842
    @johnjames5842 9 місяців тому +10

    I'm an old school raver, music festivals, clubs are not raves, none of these posers have ever been to a rave, met my wife at a rave.

  • @julesfalcone
    @julesfalcone 9 місяців тому +2

    I've never seen Sam serious b4. Excellent worldview.

    • @lessimcdowell9897
      @lessimcdowell9897 9 місяців тому

      When he says generate income is he talking about creating it off the back of young men who won’t have enough money to take a girl on a date let alone get them pregnant and start a family? Or is he talking about socialist worker cooperatives or something?

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone 9 місяців тому +2

      @@lessimcdowell9897 Are those the only two options in your worldview?

    • @lessimcdowell9897
      @lessimcdowell9897 9 місяців тому

      @@julesfalcone those two options are actually too much for america, are American children even taught what workers owning the means of production is? Kids are taught they will either work for someone or someone will work for them and then at Sunday school they learn they go to hell for eternity for dying rich. Do American college students taking economics even learn what socialism is? If you read the powell memo you would find out corporations created a college position to make certain worker cooperatives never became popular on campuses. Children here are taught socialism is a government when it’s a business structure that directly competes against single owner businesses because it pays low skilled men 5-20 times more than capitalist businesses do. Children here are taught that capitalist shareholders who don’t even work for a living and make passive income off other peoples labor in a public company is a good thing but a janitor of a private company who invests same amount and receives same return on investment and works for a living is a bad thing because he is not being paid in labor output. Why is it ok for a capitalist shareholder to not be paid in labor output but it’s not okay for a socialist shareholder that actually works for a living? This is what we need to start asking American children

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone 9 місяців тому

      @@lessimcdowell9897 next time you could have just written "Yes". He's not talking about that bc that is not part of the American system. But you already knew that. That's why people don't like Socialists. They sneakily insert their agenda into a normal conversation.

    • @godlikemachine645
      @godlikemachine645 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lessimcdowell9897wtf are you smoking? Go outside and touch grass, you're delusional

  • @DiamorphineDeath
    @DiamorphineDeath 10 місяців тому +6

    Curiosity question, seen Sam off and on throughout the years. What’s up with the out of shape zoomer intern that seems to be on all these? With the nu metal pants and all that

    • @trx-hz3lh
      @trx-hz3lh 10 місяців тому +22

      Jet is one of his employees, yes he is an out of shape zoomer but Sam has said that he works hard and is a smart guy. He played a major role in making fishtank happen, stays on task in streams and I’m pretty sure now he is busy helping with world peace 2

    • @baplotnik
      @baplotnik 10 місяців тому +3

      sam hyde feeds off of high functioning insanity, clearly

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 10 місяців тому +3

      Jet is coo

    • @crispybackwoods
      @crispybackwoods 10 місяців тому +15

      He's grooming him for the eventual brain transplant. All sam ever wanted to be was an out of shape zoomer.

    • @johnyewtube2286
      @johnyewtube2286 9 місяців тому

      The butch lesbian in this video?

  • @TheHugoJuice
    @TheHugoJuice 9 місяців тому

    real

  • @pokermitten9795
    @pokermitten9795 9 місяців тому +4

    Why would I take advice from this dude regarding women?

  • @Mr_Boifriend
    @Mr_Boifriend 8 місяців тому

    There's no "right way" of being

  • @victorprokop9343
    @victorprokop9343 5 місяців тому

    Once youve lost the ability to love you will regret creating frustrating relationships fucking for fun! hell awaits :⁠-⁠(

  • @SibutramineT
    @SibutramineT 8 місяців тому +6

    I will add something too, just accept that a gf is not someone who will give you any type of support, its the opposite, it takes from you a lot of time and work, money and relationships.. and keep always in mind that when you are at the lowest point in your life its when she leaves you. Also just accept that she is/was a whore, body counts in the 50s, its something you have to deal with.

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl 8 місяців тому +7

      relax, not all women are you and your mom

    • @SibutramineT
      @SibutramineT 8 місяців тому

      @@Ryan-xq3kl look kiddo im trying to help, you can believe your gf she would not lie to you, she never had a whore phase, promise.

    • @johnsmith-sp6yl
      @johnsmith-sp6yl 8 місяців тому +2

      @@SibutramineT peepee doodoo detected. uh oh, stinky.

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 7 місяців тому +1

      Dawg my girl had max 4 and that's counting unconsenting
      Not everyone is your gf and her bull

    • @SibutramineT
      @SibutramineT 7 місяців тому

      @@PodreyJenkin138 how old is she? 17? 18? She literally didnt have the time yet to ramp those numbers, and trust me, give her time and she will.

  • @lobster821
    @lobster821 4 місяці тому

    bruh same

  • @Brews_By_JD
    @Brews_By_JD 7 місяців тому

    I watched this video 3 days before breaking up w the hottest girl ive ever dated (she was the worst one)

  • @ethanroberts3472
    @ethanroberts3472 8 місяців тому

    Christ-pilled and based. based on the word of God.

  • @Critterfurr
    @Critterfurr 9 місяців тому +1

    Put ‘em away

  • @GaziRahman-pc1ip
    @GaziRahman-pc1ip 8 місяців тому

    I wish sam was my dad

  • @18ltdigi
    @18ltdigi 9 місяців тому

    8:53 Laker three minutes!

  • @yeedbottomtext7563
    @yeedbottomtext7563 Місяць тому +1

    Tfw you lost your HS sweetheart after being with her for 6 years

  • @sp123
    @sp123 День тому

    Draya Michelle left her child in their house with dog feces all over the house and tv dinners in the fridge

  • @josefadams647
    @josefadams647 7 місяців тому

    read THOMAS SOWELL

  • @DusterNutbar
    @DusterNutbar 9 місяців тому +3

    Yeah but my ween likes that kind

  • @terryhughes7196
    @terryhughes7196 9 місяців тому +2

    Cover your effinmouth, Sam when you cough. Yes super spreader

  • @MaharlikaAWA
    @MaharlikaAWA 7 місяців тому

    Sam Hyde needs to stop smoking.

  • @nickwest_acoustic
    @nickwest_acoustic 9 місяців тому

    Peepee doodoo on the floor