@@cameronschiralli3569 I'm trying to imagine the devs reactions seeing this video (if thats what lead to it) "Oh...thats...okay, thats a doozy, we need to fix that."
@@evalig871 "Check only... we don't want a repeat of the Ohio location" "What happened in Ohio?" *Flashback to a mountain of coins causing a tidal wave of a land slide* *Waitress has panic attack in corner*
I'm just imagining the guy orders "The Lance Armstrong" because he wants to try something new, and the waiter just brings out a _mountain of food on a plate._
"And What Will You Be Ordering Of The Menu?" "I'll Take An Apple Pie." "That Will Be 2.4 Billion Dollars." "..........................Sure I'll Take It!"
Client : "Do you take cards or cash?" Waiter/Waitress : "Sorry sir, we only take countries as payment." Also... imagine the amount of taxes the restaurant will have to pay. Way to recover the economy, right?
Customer: what's the Lance armstrong? Waiter: *sigh* OK here we go ... *Ten hours later* Waiter: ... water, and beer. Customer: yeah I'll get that. Waiter: sorry sir were closed at this time.
imagine goingout for dinner and after u pick ur food and get it the chef comes out and says...umm we have made price changes..."that pasta is now $3000"
Customer:Hey how much for a apple pie? Waitress:it is $2,341,234,000. Customer: Mhm, very reasonable why this pie would cost this much. Mind if I borrow a gun so I can rob all the frisking banks?
"Hey, what's the fastest way to make billions?" "Oh uhm.. sell an apple pie for 200,000,000 and that should turn you into bill gates in seconds" "Ah thank you"
Customer: “Hey, what’s the price for one single French fry?” Service dude named jack: “That would be 9999999999999999,99999999999,9999999999999,999999999999 dollars and 99 cents.” Customer: “that’s fair as heck-“
This is what I love about gray. I love the fact that you can play such a simple game yet break it in so many different ways. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
I must say that that 4000 kcal is kilo calories, which means that your meal you made was over 4,000,000. Therefore the first bite is immediate cardiac arrest. I hope you read this Gray
It’s been a whole year since you posted, but apparently kcal is just an alternate way to say Food Calories, so 4000 kcal means 4000 food calories (the difference is because calories are also a measurement in chemistry, meaning the energy to heat a gram of water, whereas a food calorie [kcal or Cal] is the energy required to heat a kilogram of water)
Customer: “How much is The Lance Armstrong?” Bob Ross: “That’ll be nine hundred ninety-nine vigintillion dollars please.” Customer “Seems perfectly reasonable.”
Graystillplays is literally the richest youtuber alive, forget Mrbeast or Jeff Bezos, now he buys Starbucks and puts a drink called "tears of sadness" in the menu
what's the ingredient for that drink? i'm curious. never been to a Starbucks or buy their drinks before (I'm a S.E. Asian with very little social & outside life)
Imagine going into a restaurant, sitting down, ordering a simple meal for $10, then the waitress comes back with a $2,000 bill saying "we changed the price while you were eating. Sorry about that."
everyone gangsta until gordon ramsey arrives filming a kitchen nightmare episode knowing gray , hes probably either showing him the receipt after the first taste test or showing him the freezer in the basement and making him the main ingredient of the next course
I love how the the sound when hovering over options is the same as a Geiger Counter. Like everything you do in this game has radiation and the faster you go, the more you infect people
@@satakrionkryptomortis 1 Calorie = 1000 calories = 1 kilocalorie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie "For historical reasons, two main definitions of calorie are in wide use. The small calorie or gram calorie (usually denoted cal) is the amount of heat energy needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degree Celsius (or one kelvin). [3][4] The large calorie, food calorie, or kilocalorie (Cal, calorie or kcal) is the amount of heat needed to cause the same increase in one kilogram of water.[5]"
This stems from the exact same 'infinite pockets' phenomenon that is overlooked in game development all the time. It just like selling a master materia in Final Fantasy VII to a shop in the slums under Golden Saucer for over 50 million gil.
Customer: "$2 for a cheap beer, a bit steep, but what can ya do." *one hour later* Customer receives bill: "$99 999 999 for a cheap beer? that's a bit steep. Hey waiter!" Waiter: "Yes, about the bill... that was the price as of one hour ago. I'm afraid the prices just went up! management is wacky like that! looool!" Customer: "ok, here's my card."
Ah yes, this is the famous restaurant that the Federal Reserve employees go to when they need to impress some guests from the European Central Bank, World Monetary Fund, or the International Central Bank.
According to that one Spongebob episode, gold makes everything yummy. So my favourite food is gold bars lavished with gold sauce and shredded gold bars.
Gray turns those gray days into good days. I love all your vids been here since 100k love ya gray you. I need a liver transplant you make that time fly by for the wait and will always make my day
The Lance Armstrong is not 4575 calories, which is a bit over double daily intake. It's 4575000 calories, which is 2287.5 times daily intake. This is the best meal ever.
There's a really profound message in the fact that people here are just as happy spending all the money in the world on something as they are spending pennies on the dollar for everything...
I’m just imagining some dude having a birthday party and ordering the lance Armstrong because it sounds cool and then the whole restaurant staff just disappears into the kitchen and comes back like an hour later and every single restaurant worker is just helping each other carry this big ass plate outside because it won’t fit in the restaurant.
I love the side by side
Last week: $754.14
Current week: $17,343,030,000.00!
YES
Hyperinflation
+ a bazillion %
Wheely Dan they might be laundering
@@jgordan775 o...no...they r just gr8 chef
Fun fact: The cost limit was patched in literally the day after this video was released
cameron schiralli was it really
@@codybunch1345 Yep
@@cameronschiralli3569 I'm trying to imagine the devs reactions seeing this video (if thats what lead to it) "Oh...thats...okay, thats a doozy, we need to fix that."
rip, now i can't crash the game for charging a price i made by holding down the 9 key for about a minute
Gee, I wonder why...
customer : "hmm..what's in the lance armstrong?"
cashier : "all of it."
customer : "wha-"
cashier : " *all of it.* "
"...how does that work?"
"it just works... that'll 2.341 billion dollars"
It’s a 30 million query fee
I was gonna like this reply but it was gonna break 420
"Hmm, what's in the lance Armstrong?"
"Yes"
"Excuse me?!"
"You heard me bitch. Theres even failed college letters in that."
What's in the Lance Armstrong?
1ßßæœkjhgdßxz&$#%*":;!;)+@%\¥≥€¢≠~`¥
What!?
You heard me you goddamn bastard 1ßßæœkjhgdßxz&$#%*":;!;)+@%\¥≥€¢≠~`¥!!!
"did you do it?"
"yes"
"what did it cost?"
"2,341,234,000$"
Please dude, infinity war ain't hip anymore
@@jakubmatta6642 this reply was made 5 days ago, the og comment was made almost a year ago, and where i live memes don't die.
@@mindybayes5652 welcome to the US
@@xianjinn listen. if it makes people laught dont shame them... ... unless its something messed up in which case you know what to do
@@xianjinn ... i mean... yeah but with it left some good memes... maybe... i dunno maybe they were stolen from time.
"ma'am, what's in the lance armstrong?"
"yes."
"what do you mean by ye-"
*"yes."*
“Do you take cash or credit?”
“Doesn’t matter”
@@evalig871 "Check only... we don't want a repeat of the Ohio location"
"What happened in Ohio?"
*Flashback to a mountain of coins causing a tidal wave of a land slide*
*Waitress has panic attack in corner*
@@evalig871 (to answer your "question")
"Yes."
Zenon64 stolen
Flamingo wait thats not the CHILL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How you become billionaire?
Rockerfeller: I sell oil
Graystillplays: I sell pie
SMARTASSES FOR SURE we did a project at school on those people rockerfeller,Morgan and Carnegie
ITryHardlSavageI [SVG3] Should have added Graystillplays. He is a trillionaire
Big smoke will don’t like this. And will say “oh crap” they ain’t fat. They big boned.
And you can out rich dr.evil. Anyone can cook.
Zuckerberg: I sell Information
Customer: Do you take credit
Cashier: Nope only cash
OH GOD
In customers mind: what should I do???????????
Customers :ok I take it
You know, 300 billion dollars in cash is so much volume of money you could build a house put of hundred dollar bills.
Here is a trainload of cents, can you count it for me please
"Sorry we don't accept bills larger than $20"
I'm just imagining the guy orders "The Lance Armstrong" because he wants to try something new, and the waiter just brings out a _mountain of food on a plate._
And then he oop-
@GachaGirl Le lol
Its a garbage plate, except 10x more food and 10x more variety
@Gachacay lne : Pretty much every new thing there is. All at once.
A moon made of cheese
Grey: "Whats your favourite thing to order?"
58% of the people: *"debt"*
61 now
Surprised the bottom wasnt the most voted
@@firo7312 same😂
College students be like
Random thing but isn’t his name literally Gray? Like his real name
normal people: sausage
me, an intellectual: *cylindrical meat*
Beefnana
💀💀💀💀💀
Sausage is just, ground beef dildos
Meat cylinder
Hehe heh funny joke XD for me, an intellectual
"And What Will You Be Ordering Of The Menu?" "I'll Take An Apple Pie." "That Will Be 2.4 Billion Dollars." "..........................Sure I'll Take It!"
Is your profile pic the potato guy from papers please
DAKFC _BOI Yes, Yes It Is
Actually we'll both have apple pies
Jorji your free!
Jorji how is Obristan?!
Client : "Do you take cards or cash?"
Waiter/Waitress : "Sorry sir, we only take countries as payment."
Also... imagine the amount of taxes the restaurant will have to pay. Way to recover the economy, right?
He's got lawyers and accountants getting him so many tax breaks, he doesn't pay a penny.
doesn't matter when you are making 17 billion dollars...per week/day
Just heads of state coming in paying with literal countries as payment at a place
*As you do*
With your current amount of money, which Apple product can you buy?
Bill Gates: Apple Pie
hehehehhehehehheh awww dats one of the funniest jokes ive ever read in my life
Sas
This should have way more likes! This was so clever.
Apple Pie go yum yum
Apple
Mrbeast: I'll take 2 billion of them
Breaking News: The world is massively in debt except for one man
I mean you’re not wrong
Thats 4 quintillion dollars. Who said no one can buy the planet?!
You can buy the moon & the planet with that
Asian turtle nope that much would be about enough to buy a basic and non enriched asteroid that is 0.5 miles in size
Florida man strikes again
" waiter, whats the lance armstrong?"
"you got 20 mintues?"
"no?"
"then don't ask and just buy"
Just 20 minutes? It might take a bit longer
@@silkychris999 speed talking.
@@satakrionkryptomortis the waitress is actually just eminem
@@hfhjoshykilla126Or used to work at an auction
Could you imagine being the waiter and someone asks you what is in the lance Armstrong
Just say everything there isn't inside and say nothing
Customer: what's the Lance armstrong?
Waiter: *sigh* OK here we go ...
*Ten hours later*
Waiter: ... water, and beer.
Customer: yeah I'll get that.
Waiter: sorry sir were closed at this time.
@@zoleroid7027 No it will be like "Hmm, I'll have the butter pasta then"
Waiter: "oh ffs"
*EVERYTHING*!!!
just call it the every food mountain
Reason none questioned the price and was satisfied is because there was word "Apple" in it
The burn is burning down my house help
Supreme Apple Pie.
The iPie
Lol
Deamn
that one person who bought lance armstrong died , and scared everyone away
"It really did taste that bad"quote from A DEADMANS GRAVE
i like to think it created a black hole that caused the AI to completly have an anurism
"I imagine we would be seeing tens of thousands of dollars if this works"
*immediately sees a 2 billion dollar increase in profits*
" How did I get that ? "
imagine goingout for dinner and after u pick ur food and get it the chef comes out and says...umm we have made price changes..."that pasta is now $3000"
Cheapskate: "Okay, I'll still have it"
That is way underpriced
There should be an extra hundred zeros
@@SeraphOC there are a lot of cheapskates buying his products. that doesn't make sense.....
@@savannahpratt1987 Inflation be brutal.
I mean...it's an *Apple* Pie we're talking about. It's gonna cost multiple kidneys, from multiple people.
It's iRestaurant
It better be the latest version and model
The new and improved Ipie 5!
@@mobileinfantry8919 *five seconds later* "Nevermind, we've got a larger, more useless, and more expensive iPie in the works: the iPie 5s!"
@@danielkelley6711 Wow, can I have it?
At this point you are just slapping on supreme sticker on the food
XD
Some one make this in real life
Like a tiny version of it
Restaurant is owned by EA
@@volc9464 yup
Supreme could sell a literal brick that goes for hundreds on eBay, seems legit about charging 2 billion for an apple pie
**Works half a day**
Welp. I made 17 billion dollars, i'm okay with that amount. Time to go home
Its also time to buy a planet
"He enjoys making two billion dollars a day"
Van Gogh : *dies penniless having only sold two of his paintings in his lifetime*
of course van gogh is penniless, he didnt live in America
In the span of seconds of ordering an apple pie. Hyperinflation hit hard!
"Hello, American Express? Yes, I think there's been a little fraud on my card..."
Lol
@Samuel Risjan yes um i have sadness and depression express do you take this card?
@Samuel XD
@Samuel Risjan dude saame
a little?
Customer:Hey how much for a apple pie?
Waitress:it is $2,341,234,000.
Customer: Mhm, very reasonable why this pie would cost this much. Mind if I borrow a gun so I can rob all the frisking banks?
LMAO
I'll take it
If the costumer can rob a bank why dont the costumer rob the restaurant
@@ahchomak3693 because its illegal to rob a restaurant
aaronl19 makes sense
"Hey, what's the fastest way to make billions?"
"Oh uhm.. sell an apple pie for 200,000,000 and that should turn you into bill gates in seconds"
"Ah thank you"
You'd have to sell 10 of those to make billions
Gray: **sells apple pie for 2 billion dollars**
Buzzfeed: *WAS IS IT WORTH IT??????*
yes
Grays apple pie is made up of iPhone 11 pro max, that's why it's so expensive
Pie, by Apple.
No wonder why it's so expansive.
I guess you didn't pay extra for the "e" in expansive.
@@jakubmatta6642 OH MY JESUS- 💀😂
call it Ipie
Samsung charges $2000 for folding phones
Only the finest *Cheap Blond Beer*
LEMME GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MFIN 2 BILLION DOLLAR APPLE PIE
and one iced tea please
are there free refills on the iced tea?
Jonathan Furtado Hell nah you gotta pay fiddy cent extra
@@PhantomRobot1234 scammer
Apple pie machine B R O K E
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Customer: “Hey, what’s the price for one single French fry?”
Service dude named jack: “That would be 9999999999999999,99999999999,9999999999999,999999999999 dollars and 99 cents.”
Customer: “that’s fair as heck-“
" Can i pay in cents "
@@lorddiavoloasayoutubepolic5185 *person pays in exact change, but has no blls*
I imagine like, two menus, one for normal things, and the other one for Lance Armstrong.
Because the menus list ingredients.
But then you needed a THIRD menu .
For Lance Armstrong .
Customer: so what’s on this lance armstrong meal to make it so expensive
Gray: umm about that
"how this man made billions from 1 apple pie - watch here"
Costomer: Hi uhhh is that vegan
Grey: Sure...
I mean most of the animals in it were probably vegans.
Cindy : Does it contain my dog biscuit?
Buddy, the Lance Armstrong is a lot of things, and I mean a _lot,_ but vegan ain't one of them!
Did you secretly put diamonds in the food?
It's bless diamond water man
Gold and diamonds to rise the richness in its food
Might as well be made out of diamonds
Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone😂
Hahahahahahaha
*In the restaurant*
Person: I’ll have The Lance Armstrong
Cashier: *So you have chosen death*
No you have chosen debt
@@Hem0phobia heck yes
@@savannahpratt1987 Truly not my best joke
Customer: Can you recommend a dish?
Waiter: The apple pie is pretty good.
This is what I love about gray. I love the fact that you can play such a simple game yet break it in so many different ways. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
On the menu in small letters its written : Our company has the right to change the prices without prior customer notice
" Do you see something there ? "
" No "
*_-Immidently proceeds to complain about the price suddenly becomeing 2 million-_*
" Do you see something there ? "
" No "
*_-Immidently proceeds to complain about the prices suddenly becomeing 2 million-_*
I must say that that 4000 kcal is kilo calories, which means that your meal you made was over 4,000,000. Therefore the first bite is immediate cardiac arrest. I hope you read this Gray
It’s been a whole year since you posted, but apparently kcal is just an alternate way to say Food Calories, so 4000 kcal means 4000 food calories (the difference is because calories are also a measurement in chemistry, meaning the energy to heat a gram of water, whereas a food calorie [kcal or Cal] is the energy required to heat a kilogram of water)
"What did it cost?"
"Everything"
if they are too cheap for it they shouldve gottan a windows pie. damn plebs
Or a Linux pie. Or a RaspBerry 3.14?
No. Nokia pie.
Or Samsung pie
@@lordloser but then they'd have to pay their dentist bills too
@@aquajasper ahhhhh, good point
Restaurants are the riskiest business they say, look at me now mom!
No she will not look at you
Who needs parents, family, friends. When you could be the god of money?
Don’t like your parents? Buy new ones
Don’t like your children? Buy new ones
Don't like your neighbor? Buy a new one
Don't like your life? Buy a new one
Apparently, the risk is to the customers.
Don’t like the planet?
Buy a new one
Sell something with the word cheap in it's name for like $300 then sell an expensive version of it for even more
apple in a nutshell
13:39 I love it when Gray laughs with such true mania...
Customer: 1 armstrong pls.
Waiter: *takes customer inside kitchen* eat well.
Customer: what's in the Lance Armstrong
Gray: yes
Sweet baby Jesus I never seen a restaurant become richer than a oil production company in a day. Holy mama llama!
This video took me a whole year to finish. Started in 2018, and here we are now.
Customer: “How much is The Lance Armstrong?”
Bob Ross: “That’ll be nine hundred ninety-nine vigintillion dollars please.”
Customer “Seems perfectly reasonable.”
Only the Adventure Capitalist beasts can afford that
Cashier: Do you want a apple pie for $2,341,234,000
Me: 14:28
Customer: what is in the lance armstrong?
Waiter: the whole damn food pyramid deep fried in booze and alchahol
One apple pie please. I'll pay ya 2 billion for it.
Koltin Nilam Seems legit.
2 billion African dollar
This pie better cure AIDS, cancer, ulcers, kidney and gall stones and give me super human strength. lol crazy
While eating your pie you can enjoy the multiple sad plants surrounding you.
GrayStillPlays Worth it.
Graystillplays is literally the richest youtuber alive, forget Mrbeast or Jeff Bezos, now he buys Starbucks and puts a drink called "tears of sadness" in the menu
what's the ingredient for that drink? i'm curious. never been to a Starbucks or buy their drinks before (I'm a S.E. Asian with very little social & outside life)
@@olymolly3637 coffee
@@fandan3372 Duh me
Customer : "do you take cards or cash?"
Cashier : "Checks"
game: *exists*
gray:i’m gonna end this mans whole career
More like
Game: exist
Florida Man/Gray : i'm gonna end this game whole carrier, also the devs and also break the game
Do you ever look at a comment and think 'damn I wish I wrote that'
Damn I wish I wrote this
"CoPyED"
Imagine going into a restaurant, sitting down, ordering a simple meal for $10, then the waitress comes back with a $2,000 bill saying "we changed the price while you were eating. Sorry about that."
everyone gangsta until gordon ramsey arrives filming a kitchen nightmare episode
knowing gray , hes probably either showing him the receipt after the first taste test or showing him the freezer in the basement and making him the main ingredient of the next course
I love how the the sound when hovering over options is the same as a Geiger Counter. Like everything you do in this game has radiation and the faster you go, the more you infect people
2:34
"...3300 calories."
there's a "k". correct me if i'm wrong, that means "thousand"
It's somewhat confusing, but Calorie and kilocalorie are the same amount.
@@bluishwolf what? thats stupid.
@@flowrling It is, but he's actually right.
@@bluishwolf yeah...thats not how the metric prefix kilo works
@@satakrionkryptomortis
1 Calorie = 1000 calories = 1 kilocalorie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie
"For historical reasons, two main definitions of calorie are in wide use. The small calorie or gram calorie (usually denoted cal) is the amount of heat energy needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degree Celsius (or one kelvin). [3][4] The large calorie, food calorie, or kilocalorie (Cal, calorie or kcal) is the amount of heat needed to cause the same increase in one kilogram of water.[5]"
Gray is the perfect beta tester, he pushes the limits of any game
This stems from the exact same 'infinite pockets' phenomenon that is overlooked in game development all the time. It just like selling a master materia in Final Fantasy VII to a shop in the slums under Golden Saucer for over 50 million gil.
Or u can sell a master all.... much easier to master newb lol
At 15:20
Your balance was higher than the GDP of isreal
Right
what if they only took it in pennies
*only* pennies
they wouldn't trade bills for cents either
and the nearest bank was 3 miles away
i like where you are going with this...
@@satakrionkryptomortis calm the hell down there, Lucifer
200 billion pennies in billions of trips
*dies*
You are doing a great service for the gaming community! By trying to break a game, you are helping make them better! You have earned my sub!
The restraunt name is the sound you make when you get home and realised you just forked out the annual budget of many nations for an apple pie.
lololol
Customer: "$2 for a cheap beer, a bit steep, but what can ya do."
*one hour later*
Customer receives bill: "$99 999 999 for a cheap beer? that's a bit steep. Hey waiter!"
Waiter: "Yes, about the bill... that was the price as of one hour ago. I'm afraid the prices just went up! management is wacky like that! looool!"
Customer: "ok, here's my card."
Devs should work with Gray in order to find bugs/holes in their games that need to get patched
Edit: I can’t spell lol
Hey Gravy, how did you become a billionaire?
Gravy: I sold a pie for $2B
Grey is the type of person Producers want testing their games.
Ah yes, this is the famous restaurant that the Federal Reserve employees go to when they need to impress some guests from the European Central Bank, World Monetary Fund, or the International Central Bank.
So the lance armstrong costs 300$ and not only did someone buy it but a “cheapskate” bought it.
Seems Legit
cookies dc He left 1.6% tip.
According to that one Spongebob episode, gold makes everything yummy. So my favourite food is gold bars lavished with gold sauce and shredded gold bars.
Gray: increases price as soon as people order food.
Also Gray: Stonks
🤔🤔 A $2,000,000,000 apple pie looks like something Mr.Beast would buy
Gray at 7:19
"can he keep up with the multitude of orders that are flooding in"
"well, yes he can"
*"because he is not you"*
$46billion for a soup, a pie, and a beer. This is why I watch Gray play
Boss how much should the Apple Pie be????
Boss: Yes.
Should've just started selling all the food for like a dollar, since you've got billions to get insane ratings. LOVE IT
Customer: So what's in this Lance Armstrong?
Waiter: Well it's a sausage with beer and.....
Customer: Sold!
"IM FIREING UP MAH LAZAR BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" is your profit graph
I'm glad someone still remembers this
"My plan today is to see if I can destroy the economy."
-graystillplays, 2018
I would have bought the apple pie 🥧 😂
Same
hi
Vlog Spot
Gray could be an elite game tester. He can find glitches in the most polished games
13:39 That laugh... Needs to come back, in a newer video.
Ikr
That's one expensive pie XD.
Gray turns those gray days into good days. I love all your vids been here since 100k love ya gray you. I need a liver transplant you make that time fly by for the wait and will always make my day
Best of luck to you partner, glad to provide some entertainment.
OMG IM ACUTALLY CRYING YOU RESPONDED
4:05 Heinz ketchup with honey sells well bro
I like this channel because its like engineering but it doesnt make you feel dumb, just adventurous and creative
The Lance Armstrong is not 4575 calories, which is a bit over double daily intake. It's 4575000 calories, which is 2287.5 times daily intake. This is the best meal ever.
"For your waste, and my amusement!" -GrayStillPlays
gray would be an amazing beta tester since he would be able to find any exploit/bug very easily
Apple has really made a lot of technologically advancements edible tech
There's a really profound message in the fact that people here are just as happy spending all the money in the world on something as they are spending pennies on the dollar for everything...
I’m just imagining some dude having a birthday party and ordering the lance Armstrong because it sounds cool and then the whole restaurant staff just disappears into the kitchen and comes back like an hour later and every single restaurant worker is just helping each other carry this big ass plate outside because it won’t fit in the restaurant.
This episode of Chef described in one meme:
"It's over nine thousand!"