Stranger TAKES MY BABY so I SWUNG AT HER... now she's SUING ME - Reddit Podcast
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First story had updates btw.
Long story short after the court ruling EM started stalking OP, dropped a dismantled cat on their porch (OP instantly ran to check on her pet cat. The pet was fine).
Later EM was breaking into the house and OP called the cops so she was caught red handed
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Also at court the EMs husband called OPs husband racial slurs.
EM also tried to claim that OP must have kidnapped the baby herself bc she was "too defensive"
How do people go this far and not realize they r stupid? Especially sense EM is a parent as well and should be teaching her daughter the rights and wrongs but here she is harassing OP and her family just because EM is in the wrong and doesn’t want to admit it to the point where she does criminal things just to say she is right but not even thinking at all…how demented does this EM have to be? I mean seriously
Wow wtf
Makes sense narcissist and psychos are like that
Wtf
OP needs a restraining Order asap
Kidnapping a baby out of everything is just wrong
If you kidnapp a kid in the orphanage you are technicaly saving him
Well
@@jamessutherland-dufour5759 oke
wow really
That is kidnapping
The aunt definitely deserved what op said, if she wanted op to dress like a baby then she needs to do what they said. Because op deserves to be respected and I am shocked that their parents were encouraging this stupid behavior the aunt is doing, if I was op's mom I would yell at her like crazy then leave the party
If that happened I would of peed my pants lafing
that is not ok they are clearly making OP be a Meg Griffin and Heinz Doofenshmirtz fusion but the OP should probably go NC the bullying is clearly backed by the family it's time to fight back
To be honest I would have done the same thing I will say I am an asshole but it's all in good fun but I only do the asshole thing to my friends and they all say I mean well apparently but the aunts 100% deserved it
I like think the aunt probably would say something like “come on fatty! You little fat chub chub?” Just to justify the OP even more
Story 1: There were 2 more updates afterward. 1: The entitled mother and family behaved horribly in court and the entitled husband called the Op's husband slurs. Long story short "the Charges/Verdicts for EM were Assault/Guilty, Disorderly conduct/Guilty, Disturbing the peace/ Guilty, and Attempted Kidnapping/ Not Guilty. She was sentenced to 18 months of probation, 40 hours of community service, 30 hours of anger management, and $730 in fines. This all goes on her criminal record and if she violates her probation, or does not do what is required, she will spend those 18 months in prison." (copied directly from the original post).
The second update went like this: The EM stalked her over weeks, left rat poison in her garden, ripped out flowers, etc., while the police didn't really do anything. She then filed a protection order, which didn't really seem to help, but at least went into effect. But then, the EM tries to break into her house, claiming she was saving the baby from being kidnapped! And then after the EM smashed a window to break in, the OP hit her with a baking tray. At that moment the cops showed up and the EM tried to get the OP arrested by making herself the victim and claiming to be the homeowner. After the cops verified the OP's identity, the EM tried to run but got to her face introduced to the pavement instead. 😊 Long story short, she will now spend her parole in jail and is also being prosecuted on the charges of stalking, animal cruelty (as the EM left a dismembered cat on the porch, leading the OP to think it was her cat, it wasn't, luckily) and breaking and entering.
WOW. Thank you the update . Really is appreciated .
Omg thanks
Jesus christ wat wrong with people
The EM outta loose custody of her daughter for this
This sounds like out of a horror movie
first story. that lady got off lucky. If someone tried that to one of my kids they would be going to the hospital. In fact they would have to send the helicopter to come get them.
second story : dude is a legend !!!!! that aunt deserved that response.
Same I'm 13 but someone did that to me I would definitely kick them in the nose but it's a cat and a flying pan it's meadow it ain't going to stick so I don't know what she's worried about it if you don't like it she can f*** off cuz it's her house and they're going to her house then it's what she wants to make the turkey up with so her sister should not be going on or because of the exact if a couch has mug cat hair then shouldn't he be sick cuz if not then that dude and allergic to cats so then if that you fly then I don't know what you're worried about then this girl you need some help you need some milk girl to go sister needs some milk
What did the aunt expect? I would tell her the same thing.😂😂😂
First story, I'm about the same, and I think most parents are. Schoolteacher once told me it was ok for him to spank my daughter, I responded that if it was ok for him to hit anyone in my family then it was ok for me to do the same to anyone in his family, so if he didn't want to see his mother with a wired up jaw and two broken legs he better think again. OP should countersue for her own emotional distress, should be an easy win as long as the criminal case goes the right way.
Hospital? more like Mortuary
@@artemisthehunter8360 In front of her daughter.
Not a jerk. Protect your child at all costs.
And offend your aunt. That's great too
There is a reason why the saying "don't mess with a mama bear" exists, they will defend their child at all costs.
Yes
Yup. Go Yor Forger.
The girl with the “incompetent” boyfriend; what she did is what’s called reverse psychology. And yes, it works
Well, mostly.
"how dare you disrespect me starving my kids the day before Thanksgiving!" Is what she was basically saying
Story 1. I have two things to say. Kidnapping a baby and then suing someone after they attacked you in SELF DEFENCE is wrong. Second, EmOtionAL DamGE
That's like killing a family of 3 and then suing the cops for assault
The OP should sue for emotional distress. She's the one who had the baby that was part of an attempted kidnapping.
Not much different than that burglar years back that sued a homeowner he was trying to rob because he burned himself on a wall-mounted radiator that was below the window he was climbing into. Our legal system is so f*cked
I would've beat the Karen to near death in the first story.
Emotional Damage ?
Literally the OPs of most AITA: "So, my entitled mother tried to take all my(23f) money, steal my children, and tried to kill me. I ended up giving her a paper cut while she was in the process of drowning me, AITA?"
I know right? It's so damn obvious that they are not the jerk
Most of the Storys are just there that people can show how bad life is going for them or to get some recognition only some few Story are questionable who really was the jerk and the rarest story which occur once a full moon are story’s where the OP was obvious the jerk and just wanted attention and somebody to side with her so that they think they did the right and don‘t need to think that they have to change something in there behavior
Yeah no you are like a paper cut is worse than drowning duh
Ikr?
YTA I mean a paper cut come on all she did is try to take all your money steal your kids and tried to kill you don’t you think it’s going way to far to give her a papercut
If someone tried to kidnap my child they will end up with way worse then a broken nose more like knocked out if they are lucky
And in story 2 how you just started laughing in the middle of telling the story made me crack up laughing too lol love it
They probably wouldn't be able to walk.
@@Fleshdothboiled yeah
In story 6 , I know of someone who did like her husband and now 30+ yrs he does nothing apart from going to work. His wife works does all the shopping, cleaning, gardening etc. so high five for this.
😮
2nd story: i hate when ppl use their age as excuse to insult younger ppl but freaks out when they dont get free pass and someones fires back at them.
I agree, but at the same time op went too far in my opinion. Don’t get me wrong it’s funny and all, but that is sexual harassment at the same time. There were other ways they could go about it
@@marklindjr.2017 And if the aunt did this as op was underaged then it could be child abuse. I have the same in my family. My aunt is a b... and because she always goes her siblings on the nerve they just let her do what she wants like this aunt. That aunt even rose her voice. If you say no it's means no. If she raises her voice than it's even more a no. That aunt is just a b... And ops family is useless. They enabled that. I really hate that aunt, mine and ops.
5:16 The delivery guy ripping of the moustache like some villain in a movie is hilarious. I didn't think that was a thing people actually do...
Back in the early 90s I did computer networks for a large private detective company who also did process serving and debtor tracing. They made extensive use of wigs and moustaches, but I don't know that they ever took the disguises off in front of their target.
It gets a lot worse. EM ended up stalking the poor OP and worse
Ikr i literally busted out laughing 🤣🤣
@@thewitheredsouls that’s terrible
Bruh that part just reminds me of old cartoons
The second story made me laugh so hard my vocal cords flew to space
As mean as the joke was, it was well deserved.
If that was me, or anyone I know, that lady would've been lucky to only have a broken nose. You can't just grab someone else's child for any reason!!
Been in a similar position. My second child is caucasian skinned, blonde haired and blue eyes. This is at odds with my dark hair, non caucasain skin tone. On the third such instance if hyper vigilant people not minding their own business, and accusing me of kidnapping my own child, things got very violent. This "my gut tells me your not his father" guy pulled a knife out to "defend" himself from me, after I I had punched him twice because he tried tackling me while holding my one year old son (I had just taken him out if stroller because he was crying because he wanted his momma, who was trying on some clothes at the store). He demands I hand over my child to him (completely unaware he's the one doing the attempted kidnapping). Even after my wife comes out to verify I am his father (she heard all the commotion,and as stated, this wasn't our first time at this kinda rodeo) he accused her of being I'm cahoots with me. Anyway, he lunges.
Long story short, we all walk away happy, aside from this guy who left in an ambulance with multiple lung punctures.
Hope he felt like a jackass and that y'all pressed charges
Man tried to get me charged, got dismissed, he had to pay my legal fees.
Luckily, I wasn't on my way to work (I'm fully vetted and licensed to carry and conceal an uzi, suppressor and extended mag - guns aren't 100% illegal in the uk)
@@dwaynewrighton8547 should've countersued for attempted kidnapping assault with a deadly weapon and harassment
edit oh and endangering a child
Yeah, I don't believe that story. The one in the video or yours.
This is genuinely the first time I have heard the narrator almost laugh while telling a story
This is the ONLY time I heard this happen, I have watched a lot of videos from this channel, and never heard him laugh like that.
I was about to comment about that bro.😂
The sister in the pan story needs to know what it is actually like to own a cat. No matter how many times you tell them no, if they fits, they sits
Edit: For the prep area comment, yes. If a cat is in the prep area, it may cross contaminate the food.
Cat in pan and contaminated the food area is BS. If the area is cleaned well it’s not a problem.
@@Diamerald Exactly, it's not like she let the cat sit in there then just cooked in it straight away. The sister is just crazy.
@Diamerald nah its a problem cause if you let a cat do something like sitting in the food prep area they'll Continue to do it u have 2 cats and they know what they're allowed to do in the house and what they can touch
@@purplebanana6420OP probably disciplined cat after, it was just a cute photo, so they took it. :)
2nd story was amazing. You weren't the jerk, you were and are the life of the party
If the guy in the last story can stay in a house with cat fur, there is NO way he can't take food from a clean pan, even if twenty cats sat in it before!
It's not usually actually the Cat itself sometimes but the Saliva from their cleaning and their litter but yeah, if he can stand it in that house. He can stand a thuroughly cleaned pan, especially if you consider the likely hood he's eaten there being there before and assuming OP's attitude with her cat hasn't changed at all
You LARPing as some kind of expert? I can stay in a house with cat fur, had a cat for years when my daughter was growing up, occasionally made my eyes water and that's about it because I never let it build up to harmful quantities. It's not the fur that people are allergic to, it's actually the dead skin cells, the dander, people don't realize because you can't see dander and anywhere there's shed fur there's dander, makes people think the allergy is the actual fur. As long as I kept up with cleaning the house and kept the cat away from the kitchen and the bedding I was fine. If anything more than the tiniest quantity of cat dander gets in my mouth my throat closes up and I can't breathe. Just means I had to keep food covered, keep the cat out of the kitchen & bedroom and wash all the pots & plates before preparing food.
I have friends with cats as well, some of them I can visit their homes and the most I get is red watery itchy eyes some of the time, others I don't risk visiting at all because they're not so hot at getting rid of all the dander and it only takes for one to get a box off a high dusty shelf or to shake out a rug or something for it to make me really ill. One girl I really liked, incredibly attractive, really into me as well, but the first and only time I went to bed with her I ended up in her front yard at 4am with an ambulance crew giving me oxygen and epinephrine because her cat decided to sleep on the pillow.
I do kinda agree that it's disgusting letting pets sit in cooking utensils tho. Sure the pan will wash clean, but you know that cat's feet have been in the litter tray. Would you want to eat from a pan if I came back from the toilet without washing my hands and then handled the pan? It's exactly the same. Just because the cat doesn't know any better doesn't make it any more hygienic. You can't expect a total lack of cross contamination but making light of an obvious contamination issue speaks volumes about the standards of cleanliness elsewhere in the home, it's kinda equivalent to handling the pan with poopy fingers and sharing a photo of that.
Ingesting something that makes you allergic is more potent than just outside contact so there's a big possibility he could have that allergic reaction
@@Dave-bu6bc I mean, Ok with all the first part, I'm sure having this kind of allergy is a chore and it's really important to keep certain limits to avoid troubles!
Now, about the last part, I think comparing cat's feet with poopy fingers talks more about your extreme need for cleanliness than OPs, I mean, cats clean themselves thoroughly so it's more likely that their paws have idk saliva in them, rather than flat out poop
Anyway, I'm not saying that your standard are bad or anything, but if the OP simply cleans the pan after and does it again whenever they're going to use it, there's really not much of a problem
And well, also I think the sister overreacted a lot, if she was worried she could just talk to OP normally and remind her about the husband allergies, but she even said that not the hubby nor her would eat any of the food OP makes, so... I feel like the sister just wanted to put OP down and used the cat as an excuse
@@Dave-bu6bc Why are u being so rude. Nobodies “larping” about anything!😂 Like u said, if there is a cat in the house there is going to be dander in the air. And most allergies are caused by a chemical in the cats saliva. U can’t expect everyone to have the same crazy OCD as u. Like my house is clean but I certainly wouldn’t eat off the kitchen floor or anything, but it’s fine for OUR family. There are way more important things in life than worrying about cleaning 24/7!
LMAO, ON THE SECOND STORY I HEARD THE NARRORATOR'S VOICE BREAK FROM LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the voice crack made it better xD and Am I the Jerk, I love your videos :D
@@AmItheJerk You are probably my favorite narrator in this channel
Yeah 😂
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All crazy storyies could evey do a follow if they get time?
@@AmItheJerk you think that's funny you should try goat yoga 😂😂😂😂
For the second story, I just love how you just break being a professional and giggling for a bit
Good lord… That entitled mother really got off lucky with just a broken nose. Mom strength is no joke, especially when the kid is still a baby.
I swear I can hear him in the background now dying of laughter from the second story 🤣🤣🤣
I just don't understand people like that, who just tries to take a baby, especially in a public place
story 1: and the fact that she could have avoided getting her nose broken, getting most likely charged with attempted kidnapping and most likely wasting money on lawyers for a civil case (and probably having to pay up for OP's lawyer expenses, but idk) just by being a decent mother and teaching his child he cannot grab people's babies, instead of taking the side of the child
I have an aunt just like the one in the second story, minus any attempt at a sense of humor. She says and does the most disrespectful things to everyone and then gets offended over nothing. She's no longer speaking to my mom or her kids...thank GOD.
“Hello? Yes Police someone slapped me for kidnapping there baby please arrest them”
I've seen a story where someone broke into a home and called the police on the OP for pointing a gun at them, then waited for the police and got arrested instead of the one holding the gun. So yeah, I can imagine people being so stupid to think they can do something like kidnapping a baby in front of the mother and think it's ok and then trying to sue them for being attacked. The woman in story 1 just lucky that all she got was a broken nose, others would have done far, far, far worse.
@@oprime right? I can definitely say if anyone tried that with my mom when any of us were babies then they are going to get very injured. That's excluding what would happen if dad was nearby because between the two there would be a good chance of a hospital in their future.
I'll never cease to marvel at the drama people feel the need to create in their lives. Or the people who help support their drama.
A person causing drama is already a problem, but when people support it not realizing how wrong it is? that is disgusting.
Omg lolz the second story!! That guy is brave kid for actually saying that to his Aunt's face.
Last story, OP is brilliant for coming up with letting boyfriend live with his shoddy ways of doing things. We all have to live with the results of our actions and pretending to go along and be OK with his incompetence is absolutely brilliant. I've had roommates like this long ago and wish I was smarter back then to employ this tactic. I honestly never considered this, never too old to learn. Simply brilliant! WTG OP and no you are not the jerk, you are not his mother, you are not an unpaid servant and you are definitely a genius!
The 3rd story: I personally think he is not the jerk because like you said its his home he should be able to what he wants plus if the aunt doesn't want him to eat in front if her children then she should've moved them or not bring her kids
she would not not bring her kids because 1: she dindt know he was gonna get mc and 2: its thanksgiving dinner and i dont live in america and so dont know allot about the holiday but i think you eat that with the whole family and so not bringing her kids wasn’t an option.
Nta for sure, how dare a guest tell op what to do in their own house? If someone told me what to do in my house I'd laugh in their faces and just throw them out, you got nowhere to stay? Too bad, shouldn't have disrespected the resident who lives there, figure it out on your own
@@Whito_Snakuh ya but wasn't it the day before thanksgiving
Why didn't the mom back up her son instead of letting the aunt try to humiliates the poor guy?
Some parents don't like their children.
Most likely the aunt was bossy back when they were kids and his mom was just used to it. If he said no then she should have left it alone.
@@allysonchen4286 nah, this was WAY funnier
Story 2: Nope, not a jerk at all. She wanted him to humiliate himself for her entertainment, so she deserved what he responded with. "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes."
Omg I had to pause the video cause I was laughing so hard when she said flash those honkers 😂😂 that's just to funny. I could tell even u broke character laughing. Always makes the videos funnier when u break character
7:40 you can tell his struggle to say this without chuckling too much i wouldnt even be able to say it at all because i would just be laughing so props i guess
I listen to these when I'm at work, great way to pass the time! is there a third update on the coffee shop one??
Fun fact It is a federal crime to impersonate a mailman
A delivery man is not necessarily a mailman, and a law firm is going to know and specifically act as a Nongovernmental Delivery Personnel to avoid that law
Bro, THAT LITRIALLY KIDNAP!!! Also, SUING YOU after trying to kidnap YOUR CHILD when you swung out in SELF DEFENCE is just wrong.
That crack on "Help!" In the first story hits different
this has nothing to do with the video itself, but I wanted to say that I love the vids that you guys make and it gave me a good view about how to world can be
I f****** hate Karen's
@@AmItheJerk Dreeeem Alaska =0
"Oh you don't want me around for Thanksgiving because I was disrespectful? get out of my house then :)))
Things go even crazier in the first story with the updates
First story I absolutely would have done the same thing as the mother defending her baby
In reference to story 1, im a guy trying to become a gunsmith. When i have kids, if someone tried to do that to my wife, the woman would have a hole for a nose. The woman did what could be viewed as attempted kidnapping, there is would be grounds for self defense depending on the states law.
voldemort but female xd
I mean, the law doesn't even factor into it. You touch someones kid, they're likely to go feral on you. Those are five seconds where somebody forgets the law even _exists._
@@magne7771 Feral? It's more like she'd be getting a caveman beating. She wants and claims PTSD for her and her kid. Well let malicious compliance take over and let's give it to her 😀😀
Yeah definitely yeah I think there would be a hole in that woman's head
@@TheDarkLink7 I like you
I couldn't stop laughing when he did that silly voice on the entitled mother😂
😂 Auntie, flash those honkers 😂 that has to be the best comeback to a spoiled entitled overgrown child ever! No, this guy is not the jerk, his aunt enabled by his mother is the jerk.
Story #2 that person is not a jerk I mean was being made fun of because I used to be a little fat but the op being insulted over and over again and the op's aunt even insisting that the op dress up as a toddler is a sh!t move and in my opinion is that the op's aunt is the jerk not the op
" it's cardi b level thick!" I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing
And mom Will Smith punched her.
This isn't anything that I find would be a good thing to do but I find that the fact that the first OP called the police that got there the "Coffee Police" just made me chuckle
1st story op.: 210% agree baby-napper is def the jackass. Not a jerk, a jackass. I'd love to see the judges face when reading that "serve" and that woman's reaction.
On these posts I'm amazed by the number of situations which end in someone suing someone for issues that wouldn't even get court space in NZ. It seems that everyone is on the lookout for opportunities to screw anyone on the flimsiest of pretexts. To get some easy money. So glad to live here.
You can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh in the 2nd story 💀
The disguised man who handed OP the law-suit is actually a common occurrence in most countries. These people disguise themselves as mail-men or delivery drivers and actually hand you a concealed law-suit in a package and they are called: Process Servers. So, if you see a suspicious mail-man who is trying to give you something you don't remember ordering, don't take it.
"the envolope was cardi b thick" WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH OVER THIS
Yeah, not gonna lie. If it were my kids and some freak Karen tried to pull this foolishness with me, they would've gotten shot! I don't care what anyone here says, I don't care what the laws are, family is family and I have a right to protect my family like everyone else.
I think the second story is a hoot……sounds like his aunt and her honkers needed to be put in her place. You should apologize when she apologizes to you first.
Nah he made a perfectly reasonable request.
@@sideshine9585 lol
"My baby - the light weight she is" has me DYING of laughter. Op is awesome
I love how the reader is struggling to keep it together while trying to read the second story
I don't think you need a mustache to deliver packages...
Story #2: OP was in the right about everything. A little envious that I probably wouldn't have thought of that in the moment.
Story #3: Tell the aunt that it's your house and you'll do what you want where you want, including eating Thanksgiving dinner at your own table. The fact that she's trying to tell you what to do should've have gotten a quick reminder that you don't take orders.
Story #4. So much to unpack here. Husband screwed up by not immediately telling her that, unless she wanted to stop shrieking and speak to him in a calm, respectful, adult manner, he had no interest in the conversation. He screwed up again by offer to go elsewhere when she threatened to leave. It's your family's house, so stay put and let her take herself elsewhere. It's safe because there are witnesses, so harder for her to falsely accuse him of anything. I would also say that he shouldn't have cut his vacation short unless he was ready to go home, but I can understand that he was probably concerned about the safety of his property since she was upset -- he wouldn't want to come back to find items missing or destroyed.
Story #6: I used to have a friend like that. He was bad at reading printouts of driving directions and would always confuse the current step with the line above or below it. After a few situations of "we just drove nine miles on this road when we were supposed to drive one-tenth of a mile," I just started doing it myself while surmising that he was intentionally bad at things so he wouldn't have to be bothered.
Particularly because I'm a male I don't go near other people's babies. I look over at them and smile, wave or compliment how cute they are. The only way I'm going to approach a strangers baby to pick it up would be if there were an immediate and present danger. I'm not putting myself in a position where society can label me as a pervert, creep or monster. It is too easy for that to happen.
1st story was a blatant attempt to scare the victim with a civil suit.
That first story reminds me of something that my mom told me. According to her when my twin brother and I were infants she took us to a Ross type of store in pur stroller. A woman came up, cried out "oh my gosh! Look at the twins!" And actually picked me up out of the stroller. She carried me to her friend while my mom ran after her and threatened to break her hands. Nothing else happened and I was returned but I will never u derstand why people think this is ok.
2nd story was actually so funny
Ok I just came back from the shorts section and the third one is UNBELIEVABLE! I can't believe they would tell them of for that
Incompetent chore boyfriend: love the way the gf handled it! Had a similar situation. I bought new clothes and deducted $ from my share of the bills.😁
Open hand punch.... I'm pretty sure that's called a slap
Slaps are across the face, this was right at the nose like a karate punch from the sound of things.
Story #4….I used to do criminal background checks for a living, so you KNOW I check out mates for anyone who asks. I’ve never done a search that intrusive nor that late in the game. That’s weird and kinda psycho.
Do you think his parents may have influenced him to get the background check and maybe he finally caved in? I assume the family has money considering how people are talking about how expensive the check was.
Idk, i wouldn't mind if i got checked. I mean, as long as you have nothing to hide, where is the problem. And if you have, what kind of your relationship are you in that your husband doesn't know, even after marriage. It's just a safety protocol, so you can be sure the person you talk to is the person as who he/she intodruced him/herself. If i'm wrong, please correct me🤷♂️
@@makaniwebb9358 i listened to it again (this comment was 5 months ago, had to refresh the memory), and i kinda do get you point that it's a bit late. I have a few theories:
1) he wanted to be sure before marriage
2) somebody told him he should do it before marriage and he thought, "why not?"
3) she is twisting the story to make us sympathyze with her and the background check is older then she said
4) it went down exactly as she said and the husband is just weird.
I don't think It's option 4, he is way too cooperative for that. But since she already broke his trust by snooping through his computer instead of just using her file to work and that she clearly couldn't handle that the man she was married to made this check in the first place (and from her reaction i would guess that, even if he had done that check in the beginning of their relationship, she still would be angry. It seemed that it was the check itself that infuriated her rather then the time it was made).
The husbands reaction shows that he is a rational guy. He was calm and wanted to talk. This isn't the behavior of someone who got exposed for something bad.
And he was right foing the check. She was snooping through his stuff, that itself is a break of trust, that clearly shows you can't let her alone with your data. And her reaction shows that she clearly had something to hide. Also, why is she so angry? Like i said, she went through his stuff, which means that seh didn't trust him, even AFTER their marriage. And now she is angry that he went through her history BEFORE their marriage. So i would judge what she did rather then what he did. Cause he has prooven that he trusted her by leaving her with his laptop. And she broke that trust immediately as soon as she had the chance to do it. And then overreacted over such a trivial thing. I mean: this test was done years ago. Her reaction to something that happened that long ago is truly unbelievable. Sorry, but i have to side with the husband here.
@@juliusnebulus7303 Makes sense. That's fair.
@@makaniwebb9358 you really read all this? Wow. Not bad.
"Am I the jerk for telling my aunt to flash her honkers for a group photo?"
Bro I'm dying of laughter
That story of the first ep, they got lucky. If that were me, they would be suing me for causing several major fractures, many damaged limbs. Jesus, they are so damn lucky.
Background checks like that are expensive. Like really expensive. If I were marrying into the kind of family that could afford that shot I’d almost expect it quite honestly. It especially sounds like the family may be into some less than ethical businesses.
OP asks if she is a jerk for punching a lady's nose for stealing her baby?
Pah. I'd probably go to jail with the lady because I'd do far, far worse.
Like any jury would convict you. Even if that happens, you'd be an instant hero with guards and inmates.
“Honkers” lol also love your videos!!! :D keep up the great work!!! :D
I never thought I'd hear a grown ahh man say *booby milk* 💀
The second story is so embarrassing,but so good!!!!! Be petty,stay happy!
Story #5 the op is a jerk but isn't a jerk if you know what I mean because the op knows that the op's brother in law is allergic to cats but if the brother in law's allergy is so bad like you said why would they even have dinner over at the op's house
The mother with her baby is a protective parent.
S2, not the jerk. Gave auntie a taste of her own medicine. Glad someone stood up to her.
S3, not the jerk. Your house, your rules. Where's her respect for your beliefs that McD's is OK before Thanksgiving?
stealing a baby from its parent is like _asking_ to die. You're pulling the pin on one HELL of a grenade.
I mean, most of my life has led up to me becoming a parent. If it were me? Those stories of fathers being jumped trying to save THEIR baby because the kidnapper yelled for help, terrify me.
Because I'm likely to bite off a finger or tear off a chunk of meat if they put their hand anywhere _near_ my face- and that's _before_ I wrench myself free, and can go after the kidnapper.
Unless somebody else in that situation stops them, _I'm_ fucked. Because I'd have to fight myself to not go back for the piece of shit who almost cost me my child by jumping in, regardless of whether they know they fucked up or not.
Can you please do part 2 of the first story?
in the part abt the shorts it reminded me of how I found this amazing channel. I loved it
In the first story when the mother said “good, she assaulted me and traumatized my child” I said to myself, and you traumatized her child more and try to kidnap her child .The things that some people do , crazy man crazy
For the second story the answer is: NO.... however just like being that kid who finally hit back when bullied in school there is a but attached. I have an aunt while not that bad I just can't stand, and is stubborn as can be. You should cut social ties with your aunt and made it clear that you want nothing to do with her and ask family to respect that. Phrases like "the less interaction we have, better our relationship is" or "we can't stand eachother" or even "I don't like you, but I love you, you couldn't possibly like me so why are we making eachother miserable by talking to eachother?" phrases specifically chosen not to assign blame has served me well, the family may respect that more than humiliating her back. Like asking her to show her honkers, a reaction completely understandable and deserved but family is about diplomacy and not justice and you failed in that respect.
That being said I do not blame you for not coming up with that solution. It's not necessarily a common one.
In simplest terms You grab my Baby I'm Swing
My husband wouldn't help with the dishes when we started dating...
I threw out all the dishes except one for each family member. I'm all for petty.
I love the voice you gave the entitled kid lol
"I JUSt WAnNA hOLd a BaeBay"
on the first one something similar happened to my mother and me
so it started with me crying at a supermarket (mind you i was 3 weeks old) and my mum asked if my biological father was ok with her feeding me but got told no so my mum went to the bathroom after giving my father some money to buy other stuff. 2 hours later (all the mums will understand) my mum got out of the bathroom after feeding me and we found him sitting smoking new cigarettes even though he had said he would stop so i wouldnt get more sick than i had gotten previously. My father starts yelling at my mum who he knows was breastfeeding, and makes her drive the car home. My mother had had enough and told him to get out and that the divorce papers were coming, and his response is sure i throw all your stuff in the hallway. Immediately my mum starts unloading the groceries and as she was using a thing that lets her wear me it was very difficult, during this time my father told her that he wants the rent money (he had no job) and me. My mum did not like that and she went to get him the money, but my uncle walked into my mums car and says where are you going with my niece (me) so she yells get out of my car and when he got out she drove to the bank grabbing the money. when she got back to the house she gave over the money and my father held out his hands as if demanding her to give me to him. refusing my father tries to pull me out of the sling (what we call that thing) but my mother turns trying to protecting me from him, he ends up grabbing her arm spraining it. my mother took one of those navy training camps so as you guessed she got out of there quickly and drove off leaving him with all the food and all her money.
in the end my grandparents rescued us and as a 3 week old i don’t remember it
I love his voice
A background check before marriage is a very mature thing to do
That entitled mother's lawsuit will be dismissed easily.
I feel bad for the kid in the first story
13:00 I mean... What's so wrong about that? He might have trust issues, or his parents have trust issues and raised him to have trust issues. If the writer were completely honest, that background check may have reenforced his trust in her.
Who knows, he probably thought she did one too and never thought it was too important.
The fact that he never told the OP about the background check was a big red flag that he at least knew she wouldn't be ok with it. There's also the fact that he didn't try to defend his actions, just offered to go somewhere else for the night when she told him she was leaving. from what it sounds like this isn't some basic background check, but one of those expensive "working for high end government" types of checks. Why would he need to go out of his way for that and then not tell her? Cause he knew if the OP found out then she'd dump him faster than he can say "sorry".
It's a huge invasion of privacy with any type of background check and that is why all jobs make sure you understand and agree to the check before going through the process. Heck, most jobs require you to sign a waiver agreeing to the check so they have a physical copy of your compliance, cause people can SUE for unauthorized background checks due to the level of information given without that persons consent.
I love how he can hold in his laughter
If someone tried to take my baby, only one of us would be walking out of that shop.
I so badly want to know what happened to Karen in the first story. It's so satisfying to watch karma hit them 😅
Hi i love your vids and watch them everyday!
Omg the part where she said her flash,your honkers is, this is embarrassing and funny
Am I The Jerk’s entitled mother and entitled child voice is the greatest thing ever! 😂